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Generate Discordian holy names for popes of Eris: grand titles with anticlimactic epithets like Pope Icarus the Unready and Episkopos Fennimore the Mostly Punctual, stacked honorifics like Rev. Dr. Fidget Hollowbrook, saints of small things like Saint Borrowed Umbrella, and cabal names like The Cabal of the Misfiled Memo.

About Discordian names

Discordianism is a joke religion, or a religion disguised as a joke, built around Eris, the Greek goddess of strife. Its founding text, the Principia Discordia, appeared in the 1960s and declares that every man, woman and child on Earth is a pope. There is no central body: you become a Discordian by saying so, and most people begin by giving themselves a holy name.

The house style is a pompous title, a mismatched name and an epithet that lets the air out: Pope Icarus the Unready, Episkopos Fennimore the Mostly Punctual, Lady Pandemonia of the Misplaced Keys. An Episkopos is someone who has founded a Discordian sect of their own, and a cabal is a local group, which may have one member. Honorifics can be stacked without limit (Rev. Dr. Fidget Hollowbrook), sainthood goes to objects as readily as to people (Saint Borrowed Umbrella), and initials after a name need not stand for anything.

The list mixes those patterns with the religion's own imagery: the golden apple marked Kallisti, "to the prettiest one"; the Law of Fives; the Sacred Chao; and the five-day week that runs from Sweetmorn to Setting Orange. A few entries are historical, taken from the Principia and its circle, such as Malaclypse the Younger, Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst and Zarathud the Incorrigible.

How to choose Discordian names

  • Build the name in three parts: a title bigger than you deserve, a name that does not match it, and an epithet that deflates both. Pope Thaddeus the Lukewarm works because each part undercuts the one before.
  • Take any title you like. Every Discordian is already a pope, so nobody outranks you and nobody can refuse you Episkopos, Polymother or Rev. Dr.
  • For a cabal, name the group after something small and specific: the room you meet in, the day of the week, the snack. The Laundromat Cabal says more than a grand abstract name.
  • Use the religion's own props: the golden apple, the number five, the Sacred Chao, the hot dog bun. A name like Keeper of the Fifth Sock ties you to the in-jokes without explaining them.
  • Keep the joke on yourself. The best holy names laugh at their owner's habits, as in Pope Clementine the Late or Pope Otis the Easily Distracted, not at other people or other faiths.

Frequently asked questions

What is a Discordian name?

It is the holy name a Discordian chooses for themselves, usually a grand title with a silly or anticlimactic epithet. Examples from this list include Pope Mabel the Nearly Certain, Polyfather Quince the Twice Confused and Keeper of the Sacred Left Sock. Nobody assigns or approves it: you pick one and start using it.

Why is everyone a pope in Discordianism?

The Principia Discordia states that every man, woman and child on Earth is a pope, and it includes a card you can copy to prove it. Since everyone holds the top rank, the title is a joke about authority, not a claim to it. That is why the names here pair Pope with epithets, as in Pope Barnaby the Underprepared, and never with regnal numerals.

Are any of these names from the Principia Discordia?

Nine come from the Principia and the people around it: Malaclypse the Younger, Malaclypse the Elder, Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, Mordecai the Foul, Camden Benares, Hung Mung, Dr. Van Van Mojo, Sri Syadasti and Zarathud the Incorrigible. They are included as reference points for the style. Everything else is a new name written in the same spirit, with real Discordian terms and titles such as Kallisti, Sweetmorn and Keeper of the Sacred Chao used as ingredients.

Can I use one of these as a username, pen name or character name?

Yes, apart from the nine Principia names listed above, which belong to the people who wrote under them. The rest are made-up titles and epithets, and Discordianism has no central body that hands names out, so there is nothing to apply for. A short single name like Kerfuffle or Hodgepodge suits a handle, while a full title like Lady Hubbub of the Overflowing Inbox suits a signature, a zine byline or a tabletop character.

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A: 25 names

  • Absurdia Prima
  • Acolyte Axel of the Dropped Candle
  • Acolyte Juniper the Jittery
  • Afflux Alfie the Aftermath
  • Aftermath Aggie the Sweeper Up
  • Agatha Flotsam, K.A.L.L.I.S.T.I.
  • Alabaster the Easily Marked
  • Algernon Fuzz, K.L.S.
  • All Hail Discordia Dale
  • Ambiguus Sublime
  • Ambrose Tiddlywink, Q.E.D.
  • Anatole the Underbaked

A, continued

  • Aneristic Annie the Tidy
  • Anomalia of Argos
  • Anti-Greyface Agatha the Giggling
  • Apple Cheeked Amos
  • Apple of Nobody's Eye
  • Applejack Abernathy
  • Applethorpe
  • Applewick
  • Araminta Faff, K.S.C., Retired
  • Arch-Episkopos Archie of the Arch
  • Archduke Slapdash of the Quick Fix
  • Archibald Nettle, D.I.Y.
  • Archivist of the Holy Takeout Menus

B: 48 names

  • Bafflegab
  • Bafflementia
  • Balderdash
  • Balthazar the Overdressed
  • Bamboozle
  • Barnabus the Unalarmed
  • Barnaby Thistlewaite, K.O.B.
  • Barnstable the Unstable
  • Baron Fumble of the Buttered Fingers
  • Baron Nonesuch of Nowhere Much
  • Baroness Squabble of the Back Seat
  • Baroness Twaddle of the Thin Excuse

B, continued

  • Bearer of the Ceremonial Kazoo
  • Bearer of the Holy Rubber Chicken
  • Bearer of the Sacred Clipboard
  • Bearer of the Second Best Apple
  • Bearer of the Slightly Bent Spoon
  • Bedivere the Faintly Heroic
  • Befuddlekles
  • Benevolent Disorder Deirdre
  • Bettina Podge, Esq., Also
  • Bewilderia Magna
  • Blessed Bookmark Gone Astray
  • Blessed Sock With a Hole

B, continued

  • Blessed Squashed Sandwich
  • Blessed Tippy Stool
  • Blessed Unwatered Fern
  • Brigadier Saint Bruno of the Biscuit
  • Brigadier Saint Ethel of the Teapot
  • Brother Aneristic of the Label Maker
  • Brother Blossom of the Late Frost
  • Brother Braeburn the Bruised
  • Brother Bramley the Tart
  • Brother Bunless the Devout
  • Brother Cobbler of the Crumb Top
  • Brother Crabapple the Sour

B, continued

  • Brother Dumpling of the Baked Apple
  • Brother Entropy of the Cutlery Tray
  • Brother Fivepence the Short Changed
  • Brother Maybe of the Possibly So
  • Brother Pentad the Five Minutes Late
  • Brother Pippin the Polished Sleeve
  • Brother Quint of the Barbershop Five
  • Brother Strife of the Seating Plan
  • Brother Sweetmorn the Early
  • Brother Turnover the Flipped
  • Brouhaha
  • Bureflux Bernice of the Triplicate Form

C: 68 names

  • Cabal Chief Augusta the Overcommitted
  • Cabal Chief Emmett of the Group Text
  • Cabal Chief Ferdinand the Unreachable
  • Cabal Chief Lorna of the Shared Driveway
  • Cabal Chief Priscilla the Uncontested
  • Cabal Chief Ziggy the Conflicted
  • Cabal Father Ogden the Outnumbered
  • Cabal Father Silas of the Carpool
  • Cabal Founder Morris the Already Leaving
  • Cabal Mother Edwina the Rescheduled
  • Cabal Mother Rowena of the Potluck
  • Cabal of Exactly Five, Give or Take
  • Cabal of the Dissenting Opinion

C, continued

  • Cabal of the Half-Read Minutes
  • Cabal of the Rolling Pippin
  • Cabal of the Unlocked Shed
  • Cabal Secretary Hugo the Illegible
  • Cabal Treasurer Bess of the Empty Jar
  • Calamitope
  • Calliope Brimble, Pope 1st Class
  • Calpurnia the Above Suspicion, Barely
  • Camden Benares
  • Caspian Fivefold the Miscounted
  • Chao Wrangler Wanda
  • Chaoflux Charlie the Fifth
  • Chaomedes
  • Chaos Auntie Coraline

C, continued

  • Chaos Coordinator Cosima
  • Chaosette
  • Chaotikles the Brief
  • Chaotilda
  • Chaplin Elvira the Seldom Concise
  • Chaplin Stanhope of the Itchy Sweater
  • Chaplin Wallace of the Wobbly Lectern
  • Child of Chaos, Parent of Mess
  • Cider Uncle Cyril
  • Cinquefoil Cecily
  • Clementia the Merciful to Spiders
  • Clementine Durdle, B.L.T.
  • Clutterius Domesticus

C, continued

  • Co-Pope Bettina the Contrary
  • Co-Pope Reginald the Agreeable
  • Collywobble
  • Confoundus the Lesser
  • Confuflux Conrad the Puzzled
  • Confusion Season Connie
  • Consult Your Pineal Gland Glenda
  • Cordelia Snaffle, O.B.O.
  • Cornelia the Noncommittal
  • Cornelius Flack, P.O.P.E.
  • Cortland of the Uninvited Guest
  • Cosmo the Easily Amused
  • Costard of the Rolling Apple
  • Count Gadabout of the Detour

C, continued

  • Count to Five Constantine
  • Countess Folderol of the Fancy Hat
  • Countess Quandary of the Two Doors
  • Creative Disorder Cressida
  • Cressida the Uncalled For
  • Crispin the Crumpled
  • Curator of the Holy Bottle Caps
  • Curator of the Sacred Lint
  • Curator of Unfinished Crosswords
  • Custodian of the Holy Packing Peanuts
  • Custodian of the Missing Sock Archive
  • Custodian of the Sacred Dust Bunny
  • Custodian of the Squeaky Wheel
  • Cuthbert Wimpole, F.Y.I.

D: 54 names

  • Dame Discord of the Dessert Table
  • Dame Hoopla of the Village Fete
  • Dame Rattle of the Loose Lid
  • Dame Scuttle of the Coal Bucket
  • Daughter of Chaos, Niece of Order
  • Daughter of Eris Twice Removed
  • Dawdlius Perpetuus
  • Deacon Dashwood the Double-Jointed
  • Deacon Flora of the Faulty Bell
  • Deacon Hattie of the Spare Hymnal
  • Deacon Lottie of the Lopsided Cake
  • Deacon Posy the Probationary
  • Deacon Rex the Reluctantly Promoted

D, continued

  • Deputy Pope Dudley the Stand-In
  • Dillydally
  • Disciple Arlo the Ask Again Later
  • Disciple Dewey the Decimal Point
  • Disciple Fern the Front Row
  • Disciple Mimsy of the Borogoves
  • Disciple Tuppence the Short of Change
  • Discombobulus
  • Discordelia
  • Discordia's Favorite Problem
  • Discordio
  • Discordippe
  • Disorganized Religion Reggie
  • Dithyrambles the Wordy

D, continued

  • Doohickey
  • Dorothea Whiffle, B.A., B.B., B.C.
  • Dr. Dr. Balthazar Lampshade
  • Dr. Dr. Dr. Hieronymus Plink
  • Dr. Dr. Persephone Muddle
  • Dr. Emeritus Rev. Jebediah Sock
  • Dr. Madame Dr. Cressida Wimple
  • Dr. of Applied Dithering Rollo Peabody
  • Dr. of Confusion Gulliver Stumblebee
  • Dr. of Discord Florentine Hubbub
  • Dr. of Loose Ends Calpurnia Twine
  • Dr. of Misc. Henrietta Catchall
  • Dr. of Nothing in Particular Enid Fogg

D, continued

  • Dr. of Speculative Plumbing Ichabod Drip
  • Dr. of Tangents Melisande Sprocket
  • Dr. of Unfinished Business Osgood Plum
  • Dr. Rev. Dr. Lavender Quibble
  • Dr. Sir Dr. Nicodemus Flan
  • Dr. Van Van Mojo
  • Drusilla Peapod, R.S.V.P.
  • Dubius Maximus
  • Duchess Flibberty of Gibbet Lane
  • Duchess Hodgepodge of the Mixed Drawer
  • Dudley the Do-Over
  • Duke Balderdash of the Tall Tale
  • Duke Wobble of the Jelly Mold
  • Dulcie the Perpetually Surprised

E: 59 names

  • Earl Twiddle of the Idle Thumbs
  • Ebenezer the Belated
  • Elder Elderberry the Younger
  • Elder Juno the Juvenile
  • Elder Wisp of the Will
  • Empress of the Fruit Aisle
  • Enid the Unedited
  • Episkopos Alphonse of the Wobbly Table
  • Episkopos Bertram of the Wrong Building
  • Episkopos Blanche the Presiding, Sort Of
  • Episkopos Brunhilda of the Back Row
  • Episkopos Chester the Tabled Motion
  • Episkopos Clyde of the Unlit Hallway
  • Episkopos Coralie the Emeritus

E, continued

  • Episkopos Cornelius of the Empty Agenda
  • Episkopos Delphine the Self-Seconded
  • Episkopos Dexter the Tie-Breaker
  • Episkopos Egremont of the Orchard Gate
  • Episkopos Elspeth of the Back Porch
  • Episkopos Fennimore the Mostly Punctual
  • Episkopos Fiona of the Borrowed Hall
  • Episkopos Gilbert the Double-Parked
  • Episkopos Greta of the Attic Chapter
  • Episkopos Hamish the Outvoted
  • Episkopos Harriet the Interim
  • Episkopos Ignatius of the Spare Room
  • Episkopos Imogen the Abstaining
  • Episkopos Lucinda the Sole Member
  • Episkopos Lyle of the Lost Minutes

E, continued

  • Episkopos Marguerite the Unminuted
  • Episkopos Maximilian the Overextended
  • Episkopos Millicent of the Folding Chairs
  • Episkopos Nanette of the Fifth Draft
  • Episkopos Petra of the Kitchen Table
  • Episkopos Ramona of the Tuesday Cabal
  • Episkopos Roderick the Provisional
  • Episkopos Rupert of the Garden Shed
  • Episkopos Sheldon the Unopposed
  • Episkopos Verity the Quorum of One
  • Episkopos Waldo the Hard to Find
  • Eris Was Here Colette
  • Erisabel
  • Erisandros
  • Erisette

E, continued

  • Erisian at Large Lars
  • Erisian Ed the Erroneous
  • Erisian Edith of the Open Window
  • Erisophon the Underexplained
  • Eristic Eric the Disorderly
  • Erratica Nobilis
  • Esmeralda Gribble, P.T.O.
  • Eudora Pinch, C.O.D.
  • Euphemia Tatters, 5th Class
  • Eustace the Unnecessary
  • Evangeline Dross, Episkopos, Ex.
  • Every Fifth Word Winston
  • Exalted Fumbler of the Fine Print
  • Exalted Squinter of the One Good Lens
  • Ezekiel Prattle, E.&O.E.

F: 42 names

  • Fairest of the Fairly Fair
  • Fenella the Unfazed
  • Fennimore Quibble, K.S.C.
  • Ferdinand Oddbins, V.I.P.
  • Fiddlesticks
  • Fidget
  • Fidgetia Minima
  • Fifth Cousin Fifi
  • Fifth Floor Florence
  • Fifthly Finley
  • Figurehead Oswald the Merely Decorative
  • Finder of the Sacred Other Shoe
  • Finder of Things Under the Sofa
  • Fingers and Thumb Thaddeus

F, continued

  • Fitzroy Blather, D.Litt. (Doubtful)
  • Five by Five Phoebe
  • Five Day Forecast Forrest
  • Five Leaf Clover Clive
  • Five O'Clock Shadow Shadrach
  • Five Petal Petra
  • Five Ring Circus Cyrus
  • Five Senses Short of a Sixth
  • Five Tons of Flax Felix
  • Five-Fingered Fiona the Waving
  • Fiver the Folded
  • Fivestar Saint Filbert of the Footnote
  • Fivestar Saint Florrie the Fictional
  • Fivesworth

F, continued

  • Flapdoodlides
  • Flax Weigher Wilhelm
  • Flibbertigibbet
  • Florian Whelk, Order of the Odd Sock
  • Flummox
  • Flummoxus of Syracuse
  • Folder of the Sacred Fitted Sheet
  • Folderol
  • Forgetia Felix
  • Fracasso
  • Friday Frankfurter Frederica
  • Friday the Fifth Day Fred
  • Friend of Eris, Foe of Filing
  • Fruit Fly Fergal the Hovering

G: 28 names

  • Gallimaufrius
  • Gatecrasher Calliope the Uninvited
  • Gatekeeper of the Gate Left Open
  • Gigglius Solemnis
  • Give Me Five Gideon
  • Gladys the Incorrect but Cheerful
  • Gobbledygook
  • Golden Apple Gertie
  • Golden Delilah
  • Grand Chancellor of the Vegetable Drawer
  • Grand High Muckety-Muck Mortimer
  • Grand High Whatsit Wilhelmina
  • Grand Marshal of the Untidy Parade
  • Grand Mistress of the Minor Detail

G, continued

  • Grand Poobah Percival of the Cheese Board
  • Grand Poobah Winnie the Unanimous
  • Gravenstein the Grave
  • Greyface's Least Favorite Nephew
  • Griselda Moppet, K.N.S.
  • Guardian of the Holy Half Sandwich
  • Guardian of the Sacred Lost and Found
  • Guardian of the Sacred Snack Shelf
  • Guardian of the Second Best Teapot
  • Guardian of the Tangled Fairy Lights
  • Guardian of the Unopened Mail
  • Guardian of the Wobbly Ladder
  • Gulliver the Unraveled
  • Gwendolyn Dregs, P.O.E.E.

H: 78 names

  • Hail Eris Harriet
  • Half of Ten Henrietta
  • Hallowed Dead Battery
  • Hallowed Doorknob Static
  • Hallowed Elusive Remote
  • Hallowed Forgotten Password
  • Hallowed Jammed Printer
  • Hallowed Unfolded Laundry
  • Hand of Five Thumbs Thelma
  • Haphazardus Major
  • Henrietta Dab, Ph.D. (Pending)
  • Her Befuddled Grace Antonia
  • Her Circular Logic Greta of the Bagel

H, continued

  • Her Eminent Fuzziness Marjorie
  • Her Mild Uproar Leonora
  • Her Portable Majesty Wilma
  • Her Radiant Vagueness Odile
  • Her Rough Estimate Nan
  • Her Rumpled Excellency Tamsin
  • Her Slim Chance Vesper of the Long Odds
  • Her Tidy Disaster Rosamund
  • Herald of the Sacred Dinner Bell
  • Hermit Herbert of the Busy Corner
  • Hermit Tilda the Sociable
  • Hesitatius Longus
  • Hester the Overthinking

H, continued

  • Higgledippos
  • Higgledy
  • High Chaplin of the Dropped Hymn Sheet
  • High Five Hiram
  • High Fiver of the Low Ceiling
  • High Priest Bartholomew of the Hiccups
  • High Priest Clarence of the Loose Tile
  • High Priest Ferris of the Stalled Wheel
  • High Priest Monty the Midweek
  • High Priest Osric of the Pilot Light
  • High Priest Thelonious the Low Key
  • High Priestess Clothilde of the Snack Table
  • High Priestess Hermione of the Low Shelf

H, continued

  • High Priestess Lark of the Wrong Key
  • High Priestess Odessa the Unconfirmed
  • High Priestess Wren of the Uneven Floor
  • High Priestess Zinnia the Overruled
  • Hildegard the Roundly Ignored
  • His Approximate Greatness Gus
  • His Creased Magnificence Dashiell
  • His Disorderly Eminence Phineas
  • His Gentle Blur Wilfred
  • His Luminous Shrug Clement
  • His Perplexed Splendor Montague
  • His Roundness Barnaby of the Doughnut
  • His Serene Messiness Tobias

H, continued

  • His Unlikeliness Rupert the Third Try
  • Hodge Without Podge
  • Hodgekin
  • Hodgepodge
  • Hodgepodgios
  • Hodgewick
  • Holy Empty Stapler
  • Holy Left Turn Signal
  • Holy Reply-All
  • Holy Rogue Shopping List
  • Holy Tepid Bathwater
  • Holy Wobbly Shopping Cart
  • Hon. Rev. Dr. Fenella Trampoline

H, continued

  • Honeycrisp the Holy
  • Horatio Bunting, K.G.A.
  • Hortensia Plumb, D.D.D.
  • Hubbubella
  • Hubbubides the Obscure
  • Hullabaloo
  • Hullabalos of Rhodes
  • Humbert the Humble, Reportedly
  • Humphrey Glimmer, G.O.A.T.
  • Hung Mung
  • Hurler of the Golden Apple
  • Hurlyburly
  • Hypothetikos

I: 8 names

  • Ignatia the Flammable
  • Ignatius Spoon, P.P.P.
  • Illustrious Panjandrum of the Pantry
  • Ineptus Gloriosus
  • Initiate Barnacle the Clingy
  • Initiate Clover the Just Arrived
  • Initiate Poppy of the First Mistake
  • Isadora Fuddle, Chaplin, Part-Time

J: 4 names

  • Jasper Offhand, L.D.D.
  • Jebediah the Sock Loser
  • Jiggerypokery
  • Jonagold the Jolly Unwelcome

K: 27 names

  • Kallista
  • Kallistella
  • Kallisti Jones
  • Kallisti Kate the Contested
  • Keeper of the Apple That Rolled Away
  • Keeper of the Blessed Thermostat
  • Keeper of the Eternal To-Do List
  • Keeper of the Fifth Sock
  • Keeper of the Golden Pippin
  • Keeper of the Good Pen
  • Keeper of the Holy Instruction Manual
  • Keeper of the Holy Spare Key
  • Keeper of the Last Clean Fork

K, continued

  • Keeper of the Mystic Paperclip Chain
  • Keeper of the One True Charger
  • Keeper of the Sacred Browser Tabs
  • Keeper of the Sacred Chao
  • Keeper of the Sacred Junk Drawer
  • Keeper of the Sacred Left Sock
  • Keeper of the Sacred Lunchbox Apple
  • Keeper of the Sacred Receipt
  • Keeper of the Sacred Remote Control
  • Keeper of the Sacred Rubber Band
  • Keeper of the Unmarked Freezer Tub
  • Keeper of the Venerable Shoebox
  • Kerfuffle
  • Kerfufflos of Thebes

L: 72 names

  • Lady Bedlam of the Laundry Pile
  • Lady Brouhaha of the Parking Garage
  • Lady Calamity of the Tangled Yarn
  • Lady Commotion of the Checkout Line
  • Lady Dither of the Open Refrigerator
  • Lady Fiasco of the Flat Souffle
  • Lady Fracas of the Wrong Platform
  • Lady Hubbub of the Overflowing Inbox
  • Lady Hullabaloo of the Third Floor
  • Lady Jumble of the Sock Drawer
  • Lady Kerfuffle of Nether Wobbling
  • Lady Laxton the Lobbed
  • Lady Marzipan the Unreasonable
  • Lady Mayhem of the Minor Inconvenience

L, continued

  • Lady Pandemonia of the Misplaced Keys
  • Lady Pell-Mell of the Stairwell
  • Lady Ruckus of the Quiet Carriage
  • Lady Rumpus of Lower Dithering
  • Lady Shambles of Greater Muddle
  • Lady Tizzy of the Ringing Phone
  • Lady Topsy of the Turvy Marches
  • Lady Tumult of the Unmade Bed
  • Lady Whimsy of the Uneven Hem
  • Lady Winesap the Unpicked
  • Lamplighter of the Burnt-Out Bulb
  • Lance Saint Lettie of the Lost Mitten
  • Lance Saint Rollo the Reheated
  • Lastly and Fifthly Lorraine

L, continued

  • Lavender the Offhand
  • Lavinia Scuttlebutt, O.E.D.
  • Law of Fives Lawrence
  • Lawgiver of Fives Lucille
  • Lazarus Twine, A.B.C.D.E.
  • Legionnaire Bonnie the Out of Step
  • Legionnaire Deacon Dimity
  • Legionnaire Disciple Dobbin
  • Legionnaire Dulcinea of the Dull Sword
  • Legionnaire Fitz of the Fifth Rank
  • Legionnaire Ludo the Lost Patrol
  • Legionnaire Rudyard of the Rear Guard
  • Legionnaire Tess the Tardy Bugler
  • Legionnaire Vita of the Paper Hat
  • Lemuel Batterby, F.M.

L, continued

  • Leopold Nibble, M.Sc. (Misc.)
  • Librarian of the Unreadable Notes
  • Lieutenant Saint Dolly of the Drip
  • Lieutenant Saint Lysander of the Lint
  • Linus Hobnail, T.G.I.F.
  • Lollygag
  • Lord Blunder of the Revolving Door
  • Lord Boondoggle of the Long Meeting
  • Lord Bungle of the Flatpack Shelf
  • Lord Clutter of the Hall Closet
  • Lord Flummox of Upper Bewilderment
  • Lord Hiccup of the Solemn Moment
  • Lord Higgledy of Piggledy Downs
  • Lord Hodge of the Podge

L, continued

  • Lord Hurly of the Burly Fens
  • Lord Imbroglio of the Family Dinner
  • Lord Mishap of the Spilled Ink
  • Lord Mixup of the Coat Check
  • Lord Muddle of the Middle Lane
  • Lord Rigmarole of the Fourth Form
  • Lord Scramble of the Last Minute
  • Lord Skirmish of the Armrest
  • Lord Stumble of the Top Step
  • Lord Tangle of the Extension Cord
  • Lord Uproar of the Small Hours
  • Loser of the Holy Car Keys
  • Loser of the Sacred Train of Thought
  • Lucasta the Lackadaisical
  • Ludmilla Spatchcock, Deacon, Sort Of

M: 34 names

  • Mabel Hinkypunk, E.T.C.
  • Malaclypse the Elder
  • Malaclypse the Younger
  • Malarkey
  • Mama Evangeline the Overpacked
  • Mama Hyacinth the Unstoppable Napper
  • Mama Ludmilla the Unhurried
  • Marchioness Dilly of Dally Hall
  • Marigold Sneep, K.S.C. (Hon.)
  • Marmaduke the Mildly Lost
  • Marquis Kerplunk of the Garden Pond

M, continued

  • Maud the Unplugged
  • Mayhemia of Naxos
  • Melisande the Misheard
  • Mild Chaos Mildred
  • Minder of the Unattended Kettle
  • Minerva Scrimshaw, LL.B. (Lapsed)
  • Mirabel the Often Elsewhere
  • Mishmash
  • Mishmashios of Ephesus
  • Misplacidus
  • Mixupides the Athenian

M, continued

  • Montague Sprout, A.W.O.L.
  • Montague the Mispronounced
  • Mopsy the Uncombed
  • Mordecai the Foul
  • Mortimer Gumption, A.S.A.P.
  • Most Exalted Mistress of the Mislaid
  • Most Exalted Napper Nathaniel
  • Most Serene Shrugger Sheridan
  • Muddlewyn
  • Mystic Barnaby of the Blank Stare
  • Mystic Lorelei the Literal
  • Mystic Maud of the Foggy Notion

N: 9 names

  • Nellie the Never Mind
  • Nettie Garble, A.M. and P.M.
  • Nickel Nick the Five-Cent Sage
  • No Buns Nathaniel
  • Nonchalantia
  • Nonsensicus the Elder
  • Novice Dandelion the Windblown
  • Novice Nub the Nearly Ready
  • Number Five With Extra Mustard

O: 22 names

  • Obadiah the Oblivious
  • Oddment
  • Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst
  • Omnibenevolent Uncle of Loose Change
  • Omnipresent Auntie of the Group Chat
  • Omnivorous Polyfather of the Buffet
  • Oopsadaisy
  • Opal Scrimmage, B.Y.O.
  • Opaline the Opaque
  • Opener of the Sacred Pickle Jar
  • Oracle Benedetta the Often Wrong

O, continued

  • Oracle Fitzpatrick of the Coin Toss
  • Oracle Olga of the Vague Hunch
  • Oracle Sprout of the Garden Gnome
  • Orchard Mother Ophelia
  • Orchard Thief Theodosia
  • Original Snub Survivor Susan
  • Orville the Nearly There
  • Osgood the Good as It Gets
  • Oswald Trundle, Legionnaire, Ret.
  • Ottilie the Inexact
  • Ottoline Mudge, K.S.C.

P: 127 names

  • Paloma of the Unpeeled Truth
  • Pandemonia
  • Pandemonikos
  • Pandemonius Minor
  • Papa Bartleby the Reluctant
  • Papa Ezekiel the Half Listening
  • Papa Leopold the Meandering
  • Papa Montgomery the Rarely Located
  • Paradoxia the Plain
  • Partaker of No Hot Dog Buns
  • Pearmain the Pretty Enough
  • Pentabelle
  • Pentadora
  • Pentagon Peggy the Aneristic

P, continued

  • Pentameter Pam the Iambic
  • Pentangle Pat
  • Pentathlon Penny the Unfit
  • Pentatonic Tony the Off Key
  • Percival Noggin, H.M.
  • Peregrine the Homing
  • Perplexia Augusta
  • Persnickety
  • Petunia Bobbin, Et Al.
  • Philomena Tuft, T.B.D.
  • Phineas the Unasked
  • Phyllis Scupper, W.X.Y.Z.
  • Piffle
  • Pilgrim Dotty of the Long Shortcut

P, continued

  • Pilgrim Jethro the Homebody
  • Pilgrim Peregrine the Wrong Way Round
  • Pilgrim Zelma of the Missed Exit
  • Pineal Penelope
  • Pip Squeak the Seedy
  • Pippin the Prettiest One
  • Pippinax
  • Pippinella
  • Podge in Search of Hodge
  • Podgekin
  • Podgewyn
  • Polisher of the Blessed Doorknob
  • Polisher of the Sacred Chao
  • Polyfather Aloysius the Unfinished

P, continued

  • Polyfather Anselm of the Unwashed Mugs
  • Polyfather Cedric the Unprompted
  • Polyfather Desmond the Repeating
  • Polyfather Erasmus of the Open Tab
  • Polyfather Gus of the Parking Meter
  • Polyfather Hubert of the Long Preamble
  • Polyfather Lionel the Self-Interrupting
  • Polyfather Norbert the Slightly Singed
  • Polyfather Quince the Twice Confused
  • Polymother Agnes the Emphatic
  • Polymother Dot the Everywhere at Once
  • Polymother Eugenia of the Late Bus
  • Polymother Lettice the Unruffled
  • Polymother Maisie-Anne the Thorough

P, continued

  • Polymother Olympia of the Coat Hook
  • Polymother Pearl the Countermanding
  • Polymother Seraphina of the Missing Lids
  • Polymother Theodora of the Odd Mittens
  • Polymother Winnie of the Good Scissors
  • Pomander Prudence
  • Pomologist-in-Chief Pascal
  • Pomona Tossed-It-In
  • Pope Agatha the Mildly Annoyed
  • Pope Alistair the Barely Briefed
  • Pope Ambrose the Somewhat Damp
  • Pope Archibald the Misinformed
  • Pope Barnaby the Underprepared
  • Pope Clementine the Late

P, continued

  • Pope Cuthbert the Sideways
  • Pope Esmeralda the Punctual, Once
  • Pope Fergus the Lost Indoors
  • Pope Gideon the Wrong Again
  • Pope Horace the Back in Five Minutes
  • Pope Hortense the Unbothered
  • Pope Humphrey the Well Meaning
  • Pope Icarus the Unready
  • Pope Ignatz the Almost Tall
  • Pope Jasper the Overruled by His Cat
  • Pope Leander the Plausible
  • Pope Lemuel the Loosely Organized
  • Pope Mabel the Nearly Certain
  • Pope Marigold the Ungovernable

P, continued

  • Pope Mortimer the Adequate
  • Pope Myrtle the Unimpressed
  • Pope Odette the Unexpected
  • Pope Opal the Still Deciding
  • Pope Otis the Easily Distracted
  • Pope Ottoline the Upside Down
  • Pope Percival the Out to Lunch
  • Pope Petunia the Indecisive
  • Pope Phyllis the Third Runner-Up
  • Pope Prudence the Reckless
  • Pope Quimby the Thrice Reminded
  • Pope Rufus the Recently Awake
  • Pope Tabitha the Off Topic
  • Pope Tallulah the Self-Appointed

P, continued

  • Pope Thaddeus the Lukewarm
  • Pope Wendell the Technically Correct
  • Pope Wilhelmina the Vague
  • Pope Winifred the Unconvinced
  • Pope-at-Large Lachlan the Wandering
  • Popess Araminta the Roundabout
  • Popess Cordelia the Underslept
  • Popess Drusilla the Double-Booked
  • Popess Emmeline the Retired Hurt
  • Popess Ernestine the Elsewhere
  • Popess Eudora the Loudly Humble
  • Popess Gwendolyn the Unfiled
  • Popess Henrietta the Unflappable
  • Popess Lavinia the Unrehearsed

P, continued

  • Popess Maud the Improbable
  • Popess Minerva the Mostly Right
  • Popess Octavia the Out of Order
  • Popess Philippa the Tangential
  • Popess Sybil the Self-Ordained
  • Popess Thomasina the Befuddled
  • Posy the Unpressed
  • Prickle-Prickle Priscilla
  • Procrastinatus Rex
  • Prof. Dr. Dr. Wilhelmina Snickett
  • Prof. Dr. Rev. Augustin Bellweather
  • Prof. Emeritus Dr. Linus Gravyboat
  • Ptolemy the Silent P
  • Pungenday Pete
  • Pure Chaos Percy the Gentle

Q: 15 names

  • Quentin the Asked and Answered
  • Quibble
  • Quibblius Tertius
  • Quinary Quentin the Recounted
  • Quince
  • Quincunx the Evenly Spaced
  • Quintain the Wobbly Target
  • Quintal the Heavy
  • Quintessence Quigley
  • Quintilius
  • Quintilla of the Fifth Attempt
  • Quintupla
  • Quintuple Check Quincy
  • Quintuplet the Sixth
  • Quintus the Fifth Wheel

R: 36 names

  • Ramshacklion
  • Reginald Hodge, Esq., Etc.
  • Rev. Aunt Philomena Thimble
  • Rev. Brigadier Agnes Pilchard
  • Rev. Captain Obadiah Lintroller
  • Rev. Dr. Admiral Maud Puddleduck
  • Rev. Dr. Barnabus Quillfeather
  • Rev. Dr. Chef Anatole Souffle
  • Rev. Dr. Cosmo Dithersby
  • Rev. Dr. Dr. Bartholomew Oddsocks
  • Rev. Dr. Esq. Jr. Quentin Oddfellow
  • Rev. Dr. Fidget Hollowbrook

R, continued

  • Rev. Dr. Hester Flapdoodle
  • Rev. Dr. Mopsy Underhill-Overhill
  • Rev. Dr. Ottilie Pumpernickel
  • Rev. Dr. Prof. Ignatia Loosely
  • Rev. Dr. Prudence Wobblethwaite
  • Rev. Dr. Thelonius Crumb
  • Rev. Grandfather Fitzwilliam Doorstop
  • Rev. Grandmother Gertrude Kettlesworth
  • Rev. Lord Crispin Wafflecone
  • Rev. Professor Sigrid Marmalade
  • Rev. Sir Bedivere Custard
  • Rev. Uncle Mortimer Teacozy

R, continued

  • Ridiculus Mundanus
  • Rigmarole
  • Rigmarolippos
  • Ringer of the Wrong Doorbell
  • Ringleader Isadora the Unsupervised
  • Rollo the Last to Know
  • Rosalind Tweak, M.I.A.
  • Rt. Hon. Dr. Dr. Barnaby Clatter
  • Rt. Hon. Rev. Dr. Dame Opaline Fuss
  • Ruckusina
  • Ruiner of Perfectly Good Fruit Salads
  • Rumpusandra

S: 101 names

  • Sage Sorrel of the Spice Rack
  • Sage Thyme the Out of Season
  • Saint Almost Ripe Avocado
  • Saint Borrowed Umbrella
  • Saint Bruise on the Good Side
  • Saint Burnt Crumpet
  • Saint Chipped Mug
  • Saint Crooked Picture Frame
  • Saint Dog-Eared Page
  • Saint Expired Coupon
  • Saint Flat Bicycle Tire
  • Saint Half-Read Book
  • Saint Last Slice of Toast
  • Saint Lost Pen Cap

S, continued

  • Saint Lukewarm Tea
  • Saint Missing Jigsaw Piece
  • Saint Mystery Key
  • Saint Pocket Lint
  • Saint Rain on Washing Day
  • Saint Runaway Grape
  • Saint Second Alarm
  • Saint Second Class Cecil of the Queue
  • Saint Second Class Sadie the Standby
  • Saint Shoelace Undone
  • Saint Snooze Button
  • Saint Spare Button
  • Saint Squeaky Hinge
  • Saint Stuck Zipper

S, continued

  • Saint Tangled Headphones
  • Saint Tib of the Extra Day
  • Saint Unanswered Text
  • Saint Unlabeled Leftovers
  • Saint Unmatched Glove
  • Scatterbrainos
  • Scrumper Supreme Stanley
  • Season of Chaos Simone
  • Septimus the Off-by-One
  • Setting Orange Septimus
  • Shaker of the Holy Snow Globe
  • Sharpener of the Ceremonial Pencil
  • Shenanigan
  • Shenaniganes of Corinth
  • Sigrid the Stern for a Moment

S, continued

  • Sir Bumble of the Wrong Lecture
  • Sir Fluster of the Early Arrival
  • Sir Topple of the Stacked Chairs
  • Sister Boomtime of the Slammed Door
  • Sister Bough the Overladen
  • Sister Cinque of the Dice Cup
  • Sister Codlin of the Low Branch
  • Sister Entropy the Inevitable
  • Sister Eristic of the Unmade Plan
  • Sister Fifth of the Second Helping
  • Sister Hodge and Brother Podge
  • Sister Hot Dog of the Forbidden Bun
  • Sister Kallisti of the Fruit Bowl
  • Sister Paradox the Plainspoken

S, continued

  • Sister Peel the Unbroken Spiral
  • Sister Perhaps of the Open Question
  • Sister Pomace of the Cider Press
  • Sister Quintessa of the Five Excuses
  • Sister Russet of the Windfall Orchard
  • Sister Strife the Surprisingly Calm
  • Sister Strudel the Flaky
  • Sister Tart of the Lattice Crust
  • Sister Windfall the Lucky
  • Six Minus One Simon
  • Skedaddle
  • Skedaddlion
  • Snoozius Invictus
  • Son of Discord, Grandson of Fuss
  • Splendid Prince of the Paper Jam

S, continued

  • Square Root of Twenty-Five Roy
  • Sri Syadasti
  • St. Bent Paperclip
  • St. Cold Side of the Pillow
  • St. Curling Poster Corner
  • St. Dripping Tap
  • St. Fogged Glasses
  • St. Inside-Out Sweater
  • St. Loose Thread
  • St. Misheard Lyric
  • St. Odd Chopstick
  • St. Overdue Library Book
  • St. Puddle in the Shoe
  • St. Rubber Band Ball

S, continued

  • St. Slow Elevator
  • St. Soggy Cereal
  • St. Third Cup of Coffee
  • St. Unwound Clock
  • St. Vanishing Teaspoon
  • St. Yesterday's Crossword
  • Starfish Sal of the Several Arms
  • Steward of the Holy Gravy Boat
  • Steward of the Sacred Biscuit Tin
  • Steward of the Unclaimed Umbrellas
  • Strifewick
  • Supreme Commander of the Sofa Cushions
  • Supreme Ruler of the Short Ruler
  • Supreme Understudy Ursula
  • Sybil Larkspur, A.K.A.

T: 101 names

  • Tabitha Quince, S.H.
  • Take Five Tallulah
  • Tallulah Snicket, Q.&A.
  • Tangentia Lata
  • Tansy the Unchaperoned
  • Taradiddle
  • Tardius Semper
  • Tarquin the Double-Checked
  • Ten Divided by Two Dwight
  • Thaddea the Thorough, Eventually
  • Thaddeus Pickle, M.O.P.
  • The Aftermath Cleanup Crew
  • The Almost Rev. Phineas Gumboot
  • The Ancient Order of the Umbrella Stand

T, continued

  • The Apple Doesn't Fall, It Is Thrown
  • The Apple Hurlers' Union, Local Five
  • The Barely Rev. Dulcie Ramshackle
  • The Benevolent Order of Bewilderment
  • The Boomtime Bell Ringers
  • The Cabal of the Back Booth
  • The Cabal of the Borrowed Lawnmower
  • The Cabal of the Fifth Biscuit
  • The Cabal of the Misfiled Memo
  • The Cabal of the Perpetual Brunch
  • The Cabal of the Second Thought
  • The Cabal of the Sideways Hat
  • The Cabal of the Unmatched Socks
  • The Cabal of the Upturned Applecart

T, continued

  • The Chapter of the Lost Chapter
  • The Circle of the Square Peg
  • The Committee to Postpone the Committee
  • The Disorder of Saint Tib
  • The Disorder of the Crooked Doormat
  • The Disorder of the Golden Apple
  • The Disorganization of Friendly Strife
  • The Erisian Brunch Committee
  • The Erisian Lawn Bowls Society
  • The Fairest, Allegedly
  • The Fellowship of the Spilled Beans
  • The Fellowship of the Wrong Bus
  • The Fifth Musketeer
  • The Flax Weighers' Guild
  • The Golden Russet Cabal

T, continued

  • The Hardly Rev. Wilbur Crumpet
  • The Hodgepodge Assembly
  • The House of Hodge and Podge
  • The House of the Five Front Doors
  • The Huddle of the Dented Cake Tin
  • The Kallisti Marching Kazoo Band
  • The Kallisti Supper Club
  • The Late Rev. Dr. Tarquin Alarmclock
  • The Laundromat Cabal
  • The Left Rev. Cornelia Offcut
  • The Legion of Mild Discord
  • The Legion of Polite Disagreement
  • The Lodge of the Fivefold Doorbell
  • The Lodge of the Laughing Pineal

T, continued

  • The Lodge of the Tipped Teacup
  • The Loyal Order of the Lost Remote
  • The Missing Quorum Cabal
  • The Most Rev. Dr. Lazarus Biscuit
  • The Most Rev. Tansy Ficklethorpe
  • The Mystic Order of the Stuck Drawer
  • The Paratheological Picnic Society
  • The Popes of Platform Five
  • The Popes of the Back Fence
  • The Prickle-Prickle Irregulars
  • The Rt. Rev. Clementia Paperclip
  • The Rt. Rev. Dr. Posy Underwhelm
  • The Rt. Rev. Marmaduke Fizzlewhit
  • The Rt. Rev. Sir Humbert Knucklewick
  • The Rt. Rev. Ulysses Pockethole

T, continued

  • The Semi-Rev. Mirabel Shoelace
  • The Setting Orange Stargazers
  • The Society for the Promotion of Hubbub
  • The Society of Self-Appointed Popes
  • The Society of the Bunless Friday
  • The Sweetmorn Risers
  • The Temple of Joyful Muddle
  • The Temple of the Unplugged Toaster
  • The Thursday Afternoon Cabal
  • The Under-the-Stairs Cabal
  • The Very Rev. Dr. Orville Pudding
  • The Very Rev. Gladys Tumblewood
  • The Wrong Rev. Dr. Nellie Sidewinder
  • The Wrong Rev. Leopold Mixmaster

T, continued

  • Thelonius the Underwhelmed
  • Thingamajiggos
  • Thingummy
  • Thomasina Greaves, M.Y.O.B.
  • Tibsday Tabby the Leap Year Child
  • Tizzywig
  • To the Prettiest One, Care of Me
  • Tobias Wurzel, B.R.B.
  • Tomfoolerion
  • Topsyturvos of Delphi
  • Topsyturvy
  • Treasurer of the Sacred Penny Jar
  • Tumultiades
  • Turner of the Holy Pancake
  • Two Plus Three Thea

U: 6 names

  • Ulysses the Long Way Home
  • Understudy Florian the Also Ran
  • Unpreparia
  • Unserious Ursula, Bane of Greyface
  • Untangler of the Blessed Garden Hose
  • Upsetter of Applecarts

V: 7 names

  • V for Five Vivian
  • Vagueria Secunda
  • Venerable Creaky Stair
  • Venerable Dusty Ceiling Fan
  • Venerable Junk Drawer
  • Vice Pope Violet the Deputy
  • Viscount Piffle of the Minor Point

W: 22 names

  • Warden of the Borrowed Ladle
  • Warden of the Holy Sticky Note
  • Warden of the Odd Mitten
  • Warden of the Rattling Window
  • Warden of the Sacred Coat Hanger
  • Waterer of the Plastic Fern
  • Wedding Crasher Winona
  • Wendeline the Comfortably Seated
  • Wendell Throckmorton, O.K.
  • Whatchamacallides
  • Whatnot

W, continued

  • Whimsy
  • Whoopsia the Younger
  • Wibblewobble
  • Wilbur the Adequately Dressed
  • Wilhelmina Crankshaw, O.O.O.
  • Winder of the Sacred Yo-Yo
  • Windfall Wendy the Blessed
  • Winifred Puddock, I.O.U.
  • Wobblekin
  • Wobblius Uprightus
  • Worm in the Works Wilfred

X: 1 name

  • Xanthe the Unalphabetized

Y: 2 names

  • Yawnius Profundus
  • Yorick the Alas

Z: 4 names

  • Zarathud the Incorrigible
  • Zebediah Longbottle, Op. Cit.
  • Zenobia the Not Now
  • Zigzagius