Funny Pope Name Generator

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Generate funny pope names for quiz teams, strategy-game popes and antipopes, pets and group chats: ordinary names under a numeral like Pope Gary I, word twists like Pope Urban Sprawl and Pius the Punctual, petty domains like Supreme Pontiff of the Sofa and plain Latin like Habemus Caseum.

About funny pope names

A pope's name has a familiar shape: the title, a chosen name and usually a Roman numeral, announced from a balcony after white smoke. Keep that shape, swap one part for something ordinary, and the joke is done. Pope Gary I changes only the name. Pope Trevor the Square Root of IX breaks the numeral. Pope Urban Sprawl and Pius the Punctual treat the old virtue names as the everyday words they resemble, and Supreme Pontiff of the Sofa shrinks the domain to one piece of furniture.

The list mixes those with other styles: wordplay such as Popecorn, Antipope Pasto and Miter As Well, deflating bynames like Derek the Stuck on the Balcony, pet popes, conclave-night results and quiz team names. The short Latin entries are kept simple and grammatical, so Habemus Caseum does mean we have cheese and Pontifex Minimus is the smallest pontiff. Names like Snoozius III only borrow the ending.

A small share of entries end in (historical). Those are real papal names from the first thousand years of the office, such as Hilarius, Lando and Zosimus, listed because they sound unusual to modern ears; nothing is claimed about the men themselves. Everything else is invented, and the humor is aimed at the naming habit and the trappings of the office, never at the faith.

How to choose funny pope names

  • Say pun names out loud first. Soda Pope and Miter As Well work best spoken, so they suit a quizmaster reading out team names more than a name tag.
  • Match the length to the use. Popecorn or Pope Dave 2.0 fits a pet tag or a group-chat title; Colin the Elected While Out of the Room needs someone to announce it.
  • For a strategy-game pope or antipope, pick one joke and play the rest straight. A court that solemnly obeys Pope Nigel the Compromise Candidate is funnier than one that winks.
  • Entries marked (historical) are names of real early popes. Drop the label when you use one, and keep the joke on the sound of the name, not on the person.
  • For a parish quiz or a family game night, start with the petty-domain titles such as Bishop of the Bake Sale. They read well aloud and need no explaining.

Frequently asked questions

What makes a pope name funny?

The contrast between a very formal shape and a very ordinary filling. A papal name promises a title, a solemn name and a numeral, so Pope Gary I, Pope Nigel XLVII-ish and Clement of the Long Lunch each puncture one slot. Puns work the other way, hiding the title inside an everyday word, as in Popecorn or Pope-Up Shop.

Are the names marked (historical) real popes?

Yes. Entries that end in (historical) are real papal names from the first thousand years of the office, for example Pope Hilarius, Pope Lando and Pope Simplicius. They are a small part of the list and appear as names only, with no claims about the men who bore them. Every other entry is made up.

Is the Latin in the list correct?

The short Latin phrases are simple and grammatical, with the odd borrowed word such as pizza. Habemus Papam is the announcement of a new pope, so Habemus Caseum says we have cheese and Nondum Habemus Papam says we do not have a pope yet. Names such as Nappius the Drowsy are English words with a Latin-style ending and are not Latin at all.

Are these names suitable for a parish quiz night?

They are written with that in mind. The jokes are about the naming habit, the hat, the balcony and the white smoke, with nothing crude, nothing aimed at the faith and no jokes about any real pope. The antipope and conclave entries are there for strategy games, quiz teams and conclave-night guessing games.

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A: 52 names

  • Angus the Anxious About the Hat
  • Annuntio Vobis Prandium Magnum
  • Antipope Barry of the Breakaway Book Club
  • Antipope Brian of the Alternative Barbecue
  • Antipope Clive of the Splinter Quiz Team
  • Antipope Clockwise
  • Antipope Colin, Pope in His Own Kitchen
  • Antipope Cyclone
  • Antipope Darren from Next Door
  • Antipope Dave of the Rival Group Chat
  • Antipope Derek, Unrecognized Beyond the Driveway
  • Antipope Dote
  • Antipope Doug of the Upstairs Faction

A, continued

  • Antipope Fluffy, the Other Cat
  • Antipope Freeze
  • Antipope Gary of the Other Sofa
  • Antipope Glare Coating
  • Antipope Goldie of the Second Fish Bowl
  • Antipope Gravity
  • Antipope Hero
  • Antipope Histamine
  • Antipope Installed by My Cousin
  • Antipope Keith of the Second Balcony
  • Antipope Kevin, Elected by His Mom
  • Antipope Lock Brakes
  • Antipope Lope

A, continued

  • Antipope Matter
  • Antipope Nigel, Self-Appointed
  • Antipope Norman, Backed by Two Cats
  • Antipope of Convenience
  • Antipope of the Downstairs Bathroom
  • Antipope of the Other Car
  • Antipope of the Smaller Balcony
  • Antipope Oxidant
  • Antipope Pasto
  • Antipope Perspirant
  • Antipope Rex of the Rival Kennel
  • Antipope Static Cling
  • Antipope Thesis

A, continued

  • Antipope Tiddles of the Neighbor's Garden
  • Antipope Todd, Recognized Only by the Dog
  • Antipope Trevor of the Garage Conclave
  • Antipope Wayne, Holder of a Different Hat
  • Anulus Amissus
  • Anulus Nimis Parvus
  • Archbishop of the After-Party
  • Archbishop of the Armchair
  • Archbishop of the Attic
  • Archbishop of the Community Garden
  • Archie the Accidentally Enthroned
  • Author of the Encyclical on Loading the Dishwasher
  • Author of the Encyclical on Whose Turn It Is

B: 44 names

  • Balcony Wavers United
  • Ballot Box Heroes
  • Ballot Papers Stuck to the Snack Tray
  • Ballot Stuffed Crust
  • Barbecuius the Smoky
  • Barely Papabile
  • Baro-Miter Rising
  • Basilica and Tomato
  • Batterius the Flat
  • Bearer of the Ceremonial Umbrella
  • Bearer of the Ring Binder
  • Bi-Encyclical Built for Two
  • Bill the Bewildered by Latin
  • Biscuitus IV

B, continued

  • Bishop Barkley of the Back Fence
  • Bishop Bubbles of the Fish Tank
  • Bishop Buddy of the Ball Pit
  • Bishop Moose of the Entire Couch
  • Bishop of Budget Season
  • Bishop of Roam
  • Bishop of the Bake Sale
  • Bishop of the Barbecue
  • Bishop of the Bowling Lane
  • Bishop of the Break Room Fridge
  • Bishop of the Breakfast Nook
  • Bishop of the Bus Stop
  • Bishop of the Lanyard
  • Bishop of the Loading Dock
  • Bishop Patches of the Radiator

B, continued

  • Bishop Rusty of the Muddy Paws
  • Bishop Scruffy of the Dog Bed
  • Bishop Waddles of the Paddling Pool
  • Black Smoke Again, Order More Pizza
  • Blueberry Pope-over
  • Bookmarkius of the Lost Page
  • Brad the Too Short for the Chair
  • Bruce the Baffled by the Dress Code
  • Budgie on the Balcony
  • Bull Against Meetings After Four
  • Bull by the Horns, Signed and Sealed
  • Bull Concerning the Shared Printer
  • Bull on Whose Mug This Is
  • Bumblius of the Wrong Door
  • Bunny Pope

C: 102 names

  • Cake Pope
  • Called It on the Second Ballot
  • Camerlengo Catnip
  • Camerlengo Kibble
  • Camerlengo of the Cake Stand
  • Camerlengo of the Camera Roll
  • Camerlengo of the Charging Cables
  • Camerlengo of the Coffee Fund
  • Camerlengo of the Cutlery Drawer
  • Camerlengo of the Expense Reports
  • Camerlengo of the Litter Tray
  • Camerlengo of the Raffle Tickets
  • Canis Papae
  • Cantalpope

C, continued

  • Cape of Good Pope
  • Cappuccinus the Frothy
  • Caramel Popecorn
  • Cardiganus the Warm
  • Cardinal at the Bird Feeder
  • Cardinal Bandit, Stealer of Socks
  • Cardinal Beans of the Cardboard Box
  • Cardinal Directions
  • Cardinal Fluffington
  • Cardinal Gizmo the Chewer of Slippers
  • Cardinal Marmalade the Orange
  • Cardinal Number Seven
  • Cardinal of Accounts Payable
  • Cardinal of Casual Friday
  • Cardinal of the Card Table

C, continued

  • Cardinal of the Carpool Lane
  • Cardinal of the Cheese Course
  • Cardinal of the Coat Closet
  • Cardinal of the Coffee Run
  • Cardinal of the Conference Call
  • Cardinal of the Corner Booth
  • Cardinal of the Crossword
  • Cardinal of the Karaoke Queue
  • Cardinal Pepper the Barker at Postmen
  • Cardinal Points North
  • Cardinal Red Sweater
  • Cardinal Rule of Naps
  • Cardinal Tater Tot
  • Cardinal Toffee of the Treat Jar

C, continued

  • Cardinal Whiskerton of the Curtains
  • Cardinal Ziggy of the Zoomies
  • Cardinals in the Outfield
  • Carl the Careful with the Good Vestments
  • Carpe Anulum
  • Carpe Fumum
  • Carpe Mitram
  • Carpe Sellam
  • Caseus Papae
  • Cave Canem Papae
  • Cave Mitram
  • Cave Papam Dormientem
  • Cecil the Ceremonially Confused
  • Centi-Miter Ruler
  • Chamberlain of the Charades Hat

C, continued

  • Chamberlain of the Chip Bowl
  • Chamberlain of the Gravy Boat
  • Chamberlain of the Sticky Notes
  • Charadius the Overacting
  • Chimney Sweepstakes
  • Chimney Watcher in Chief
  • Chooser of the Smoke Color
  • Chosen Because He Brought Snacks
  • Chosen by Rock, Paper, Scissors
  • Chucklius the Merry
  • Claves Amissae
  • Clemens et Inclemens
  • Clement of the Long Lunch
  • Clement of the Second Helping

C, continued

  • Clement the Fairly Lenient
  • Clement the Merciful to Latecomers
  • Clumsius II
  • Colin the Applauder of His Own Election
  • Colin the Elected While Out of the Room
  • Compound Miter Saw
  • Conclave and Present Danger
  • Conclave Could Have Been an Email
  • Conclave Dweller
  • Conclave in Meeting Room B
  • Conclave Man
  • Conclave of One
  • Conclave Paintings
  • Conclave Scheduled Over Lunch
  • Conclave Smoke Detector

C, continued

  • Conclave Snack Coordinator
  • Consistory Is Key
  • Convener of the Conclave in the Kitchen
  • Convener of the Conclave of Cousins
  • Counter at the Ballot Urn
  • Counter of the Ballots, Twice to Be Sure
  • Cozius of the Blanket
  • Crosswordius the Stumped
  • Crumpetus the Buttered
  • Cum Clave, Sine Cena
  • Curia and Curiouser
  • Curia-osity
  • Curia-ous Cat
  • Custardius the Wobbly
  • Custodian of the Ring Box

D: 15 names

  • Dean of the College of Cardigans
  • Dean of the Deadline
  • Dean of the Deck Chairs
  • Dean of the Department Potluck
  • Dean of the Dice Tower
  • Derek the Out of Breath on the Balcony Stairs
  • Derek the Stuck on the Balcony
  • Ditherius IX
  • Doughnutius the Glazed
  • Dozius of the Deck Chair
  • Drawer of the Balcony Curtain
  • Dressed in White After Labor Day
  • Drew the Short Straw in the Conclave
  • Dylan the Dropper of the Seal
  • Dyna-Miter

E: 13 names

  • Elected After the Stove Went Out
  • Elected by a Conclave of Cats
  • Elected by a Show of Paws
  • Elected on the Forty-Third Ballot
  • Elected While Fetching the Coffee
  • Encyclical on Labeled Lunches
  • Encyclical on the Office Thermostat
  • Encyclical Path
  • Episode IV: A New Pope
  • Espressius the Wide Awake
  • Ever Popeful
  • Extra Omnes, Except Us
  • Extra Omnes, Praeter Felem

F: 16 names

  • Feles Papae
  • Fidgetus VII
  • Filer of Last Year's Bulls
  • First Out on the Balcony
  • Fishing Pope
  • Folding Chair of State
  • Forgetfulus, Where Was I
  • Forgot the Balcony Was Booked

F, continued

  • Fortasse Habemus Papam
  • Fresh Basilica Pesto
  • Front-Runner Until the Second Ballot
  • Fumus Albus
  • Fumus Ex Culina
  • Fumus Incertus
  • Fumus Niger
  • Fussius the Particular

G: 9 names

  • Gardenius of the Tomato Plants
  • Giles the Giggler During Processions
  • Glen the Forgetter of the Balcony Speech
  • Goldfish of the Papal Pond
  • Grandpope
  • Grey Smoke, Nobody Is Sure
  • Grumpius Before Coffee
  • Guardian of the Fluffy Slippers
  • Guessed the Name, Missed the Numeral

H: 46 names

  • Habemus Canem
  • Habemus Caseum
  • Habemus Cenam
  • Habemus Clavem
  • Habemus Crustulum
  • Habemus Felem
  • Habemus Ientaculum
  • Habemus Last Place
  • Habemus Nihil
  • Habemus Panem
  • Habemus Papam Dormientem

H, continued

  • Habemus Papam Novum
  • Habemus Papam Parvum
  • Habemus Pizzam
  • Habemus Prandium
  • Habemus Problema
  • Habemus Quaestionem
  • Habemus Quiz Team
  • Habemus Responsum
  • Habemus Satis
  • Habemus Tempus
  • Habemus Victorem
  • Habemus Wooden Spoon

H, continued

  • Hamish the Hoarder of Souvenir Spoons
  • Hiccupius the Ill-Timed
  • High and Miter
  • High Popes
  • Hip Pope
  • His Barkiness of the Front Window
  • His Coziness
  • His Drooliness
  • His Drowsiness
  • His Eminence Front
  • His Eminently Sensible Shoes

H, continued

  • His Fluffiness
  • His Forgetfulness
  • His Furriness of the Good Cushion
  • His Purrfulness
  • His Scruffiness, Lord of the Leash
  • His Snackiness
  • His Tallness of the Hat
  • His Tardiness
  • His Wagginess
  • His Whiskeredness
  • Holder of the Keys to the Shed
  • Holder of the Ring of Car Keys

I: 6 names

  • I Pope Not
  • Ice Pope
  • Ironer of the Spare White Cassock
  • Irving the Irked by Pigeons
  • Issuer of the Bull Against Reply-All
  • Issuer of the Bull on Thermostat Settings

J: 5 names

  • Jeff the Just Popped Out
  • Jeremy the Jittery on Camera
  • Jigsawius of the Missing Piece
  • Jump Pope
  • Just Popeing Out

K: 11 names

  • K-Pope
  • Karaokius the Loud
  • Keeper of the Ballot Pencils
  • Keeper of the Office Keys
  • Keeper of the Seal of the Sandwich Bag
  • Keeper of the Spare Keys
  • Keeper of the Squeaky Keys
  • Kettle Popecorn
  • Kettlius the Always On
  • Keys, Ring, Slippers, Hat
  • Kilo-Miter Marker

L: 16 names

  • Larry the Loser of the Fisherman's Ring
  • Last Cardinal Standing
  • Learn the Popes
  • Legate to the Balcony Pigeons
  • Legate to the Homeowners Association
  • Legate to the In-Laws
  • Legate to the Laundromat
  • Legate to the Losers' Bracket

L, continued

  • Legate to the Lost Property Office
  • Legate to the Regional Branch
  • Legate to the Tiebreaker Round
  • Let's Get Encyclical
  • Lloyd the Nervous on Balconies
  • Locked In Until Somebody Wins
  • Lollipope
  • Lost His Lanyard, Kept His Ring

M: 30 names

  • Marmaladius the Sticky
  • Maypope
  • Mediocritus II
  • Miter As Well
  • Miter Be Wrong
  • Miter Could, Miter Not
  • Miter Had a Nap
  • Miter Have Known the Answer
  • Miter Joint Committee
  • Miter Known Better
  • Miter Left It on the Bus
  • Miter Saw the First
  • Mitra Amissa
  • Mitra Mea, Regulae Meae
  • Mitra Nimis Alta

M, continued

  • Mom and Pope Shop
  • Monsignor Hoppy the Lop-Eared
  • Monsignor Meow
  • Monsignor Mittens of the Keyboard
  • Monsignor of the Mailbox
  • Monsignor of the Meeple Box
  • Monsignor of the Minutes
  • Monsignor of the Morning Stand-Up
  • Monsignor of the Music Round
  • Monsignor Squeak of the Hamster Wheel
  • Monsignor Thumper of the Hutch
  • Mozzetta Sticks
  • Muffinus the Crumbly
  • Mumblius the Inaudible
  • My Uncle the Antipope

N: 22 names

  • Nappius the Drowsy
  • Newspapal
  • Nigel the Hidden Behind the Balcony Curtain
  • Nincompope
  • No Smoke Without a Ballot
  • Non Habemus Papam
  • Nondum Habemus Papam
  • Nope the First
  • Norman the Counter of His Own Ballots
  • Norman the Unanimously Shrugged At
  • North Pope

N, continued

  • Nuncio to Table Six
  • Nuncio to the Away Team
  • Nuncio to the Chimney Sweep
  • Nuncio to the Dessert Cart
  • Nuncio to the Dog Park
  • Nuncio to the Head Office
  • Nuncio to the Kids' Table
  • Nuncio to the Neighbors
  • Nuncio to the Next Table
  • Nuncio to the Night Shift
  • Nuncio to the Upstairs Apartment

O: 4 names

  • Official Reader of Smoke
  • Ollie the Only One Who Wanted It
  • On the Popes
  • Onion Ring Bearer

P: 455 names

  • Paene Papa
  • Pancakius of the Tall Stack
  • Papa ad Fenestram
  • Papa Bis Electus
  • Papa Electus Errore
  • Papa Esuriens
  • Papa et Feles
  • Papa Fessus
  • Papa Hesternus
  • Papa Immemor
  • Papa in Culina
  • Papa in Horto
  • Papa in Lecto
  • Papa Invitus

P, continued

  • Papa Laetus
  • Papa Pro Tempore
  • Papa Rusticus
  • Papa Semper Tardus
  • Papa Sine Anulo
  • Papa Sine Clavibus
  • Papa Sine Numero
  • Papa Sine Pileo
  • Papa Somnolentus
  • Papa Suburbanus
  • Papa Unius Diei
  • Papa Vix Electus
  • Papabile on Paper
  • Papabile, Not Probable
  • Papal Bull in a China Shop

P, continued

  • Papal Bull Market
  • Papal Bull's-Eye
  • Papal Bulldog
  • Papal Bulletin Board
  • Papal Bullfrog
  • Papal Bulls and Bears
  • Papal Chase
  • Papal Clip
  • Papal Cut
  • Papal Hat from a Cracker
  • Papal Jam in Tray Two
  • Papal Mache
  • Papal Plane
  • Papal Thin Excuse
  • Papal Tiger

P, continued

  • Papal Towel
  • Papal Trail
  • Papal Weight
  • Papal Work
  • Passwordius the Forgotten
  • Pastarius of the Second Portion
  • Patriarch of the Parking Lot
  • Patriarch of the Patio
  • Patriarch of the Porch Swing
  • Per My Last Encyclical
  • Peri-Miter Fence
  • Picked Out of the Very Tall Hat
  • Picnicus of the Soggy Sandwich
  • Pius the Particular About Tea

P, continued

  • Pius the Pastry Lover
  • Pius the Polite
  • Pius the Punctual
  • Pizzarius the Generous with Toppings
  • Plumper of the Chair Cushion
  • Polisher of the Fisherman's Ring
  • Pontifex Absens
  • Pontifex Canum
  • Pontifex Caseorum
  • Pontifex Dormiens
  • Pontifex Errans
  • Pontifex Felium
  • Pontifex Fere Maximus
  • Pontifex Hortulanus
  • Pontifex Maximus of the Mezzanine

P, continued

  • Pontifex Maximus of the Mini Golf Course
  • Pontifex Maximus of the Minibus
  • Pontifex Maximus of the Morning Commute
  • Pontifex Minimus
  • Pontifex Parvulus
  • Pontifex Piscator
  • Pontifex Ridens
  • Pontifex Satis Magnus
  • Pontifex Tardus
  • Pontiff Floof
  • Pontiff Furball the Fluffy
  • Pontiff of the Break Room
  • Pontiff of the Help Desk
  • Pontiff of the Monday Meeting
  • Pontiff of the Open-Plan Office

P, continued

  • Pontiff of the Packed Lunch
  • Pontiff of the Ping-Pong Table
  • Pontiff of the Pizza Order
  • Pontiff of the Potluck
  • Pontiff of the Shared Calendar
  • Pontiff of the Standing Desk
  • Pontiff of the Supply Closet
  • Pontiff of the Water Cooler
  • Pontiff Pawsworth
  • Pontiff Purrcival
  • Pontiff Snugglepaws of the Duvet
  • Pontiff Tailwagger
  • Pontiff Wigglebottom
  • Pontiff Woofington

P, continued

  • Pontiff-icating Again
  • Pope a Wheelie
  • Pope Achievement Unlocked
  • Pope Affable III
  • Pope AFK
  • Pope Agatho (historical)
  • Pope Alfie the Almost Unanimous
  • Pope Amiable the Agreeable
  • Pope Anacletus (historical)
  • Pope and Ceremony
  • Pope and Circumstance
  • Pope Anicetus (historical)
  • Pope Anterus (historical)
  • Pope Apple Pie-us
  • Pope Art

P, continued

  • Pope Autocorrect
  • Pope Back in Five Minutes
  • Pope Barry IX
  • Pope Barry the Squinter from the Balcony
  • Pope Barry the Still Looking for His Miter
  • Pope Benign Neglect of the Garden
  • Pope Biff the Twentieth
  • Pope Bill XV
  • Pope Biscuit of the Warm Windowsill
  • Pope Blake the Give or Take III
  • Pope Bob IX
  • Pope Bonny Face
  • Pope Brad the Fourth
  • Pope Brian the Asker of Which Balcony
  • Pope Brian the Chosen on the Ninth Ballot

P, continued

  • Pope Brian the Penultimate
  • Pope Brian XIII
  • Pope Bruce Infinity Plus One
  • Pope Buffering
  • Pope By Anytime
  • Pope by Save-Scumming
  • Pope Can Everyone See My Screen
  • Pope Carl Pi
  • Pope Carl XXV
  • Pope Cecil the Fifth
  • Pope Cecil the One-Off
  • Pope Chad the Third
  • Pope Chad the Too Tall for the Hat
  • Pope Chase the Prime Number

P, continued

  • Pope Cheat Code
  • Pope Chest
  • Pope Chip the Odd One Out
  • Pope Chuck the Fourteenth
  • Pope Circling Back
  • Pope Clement Weather Permitting
  • Pope Clementine the Easy Peeler
  • Pope Clive IX, Upside Down It's XI
  • Pope Clive the Late for His Own Conclave
  • Pope Clive the Reader of the Wrong Bull
  • Pope Clive Version 3.1
  • Pope Clive XI
  • Pope Colin the Second, Not Counting the First
  • Pope Colin VIII
  • Pope Conon (historical)

P, continued

  • Pope Constant Snacking
  • Pope Controlled by Player Two
  • Pope Cordial of the Lemonade Stand
  • Pope Cornelius (historical)
  • Pope Craig the First, Second Edition
  • Pope Craig the Voted For Himself, Twice
  • Pope Crumpet the Shedder
  • Pope Culture
  • Pope Dale the Fifth
  • Pope Dale the Waver at Pigeons
  • Pope Darren IV
  • Pope Darren IV, Pronounced Ivy
  • Pope Dave 2.0
  • Pope Dave III
  • Pope Derek X

P, continued

  • Pope Desmond the Dozy in the Afternoon
  • Pope Desmond the Seventh Inning Stretch
  • Pope Desmond XI
  • Pope Dionysius (historical)
  • Pope Dish
  • Pope Donus (historical)
  • Pope Double-Booked
  • Pope Doug iii, in Lowercase
  • Pope Doug the First
  • Pope Doug the Wearer of Odd Slippers
  • Pope Dumpling of the Sunny Spot
  • Pope Dwayne the Briefly Lost in the Gardens
  • Pope Earl the Eleventy-First
  • Pope Earl XXII

P, continued

  • Pope Earnest Attempt
  • Pope End Turn
  • Pope Eusebius (historical)
  • Pope Eutychian (historical)
  • Pope Evaristus (historical)
  • Pope Exurban III
  • Pope Fabian (historical)
  • Pope Felix the Fairly Happy
  • Pope Fergus the Fifth Element
  • Pope Fergus the Fond of the Gift Shop
  • Pope Fifthus the Sixth
  • Pope Floats
  • Pope Fly to Left Field
  • Pope Fog of War
  • Pope for the Best

P, continued

  • Pope Formosus (historical)
  • Pope Fortunate Guess
  • Pope Gary I
  • Pope Gary MMM, Sounds Delicious
  • Pope Gary the Briefly Elected
  • Pope Geoff the Decimal Point
  • Pope Gerald the Hundredth, for Luck
  • Pope Giles the Seventh
  • Pope Glen the Remainder
  • Pope Glen the Sixth
  • Pope Goes the Weasel
  • Pope Gone Fishing
  • Pope Gracious Loser at Charades
  • Pope Graham LOL, Which Is Not a Numeral
  • Pope Graham the Grateful for Elasticated Slippers

P, continued

  • Pope Hamish the Sixth Sense
  • Pope Hamish X
  • Pope Hank the Ring Misplacer
  • Pope Hank the Seventh
  • Pope Hayden the Season Finale
  • Pope Herbert the Hesitant on Stairs
  • Pope Herbert the Millionth Customer
  • Pope Hilarius (historical)
  • Pope Honorable Mention
  • Pope Hormisdas (historical)
  • Pope Hot Desk
  • Pope Howard the Twoth
  • Pope Humble Brag
  • Pope Humphrey the Hummer of Theme Tunes

P, continued

  • Pope Humphrey the Nineteenth Hole
  • Pope Hyginus (historical)
  • Pope In for Tea
  • Pope Inclement the Drizzly
  • Pope Inclement Weather
  • Pope Innocuous II
  • Pope Innocuous the Harmless
  • Pope Inoffensive I
  • Pope Ironman Mode
  • Pope Irving the First of That Spelling
  • Pope Irving the Third
  • Pope It in the Oven
  • Pope Jake the Plus One
  • Pope Jeremy the Ninth
  • Pope Jim the Just Happy to Be Nominated

P, continued

  • Pope Jim the Tally Marks
  • Pope Jim XVI
  • Pope Jocular the Accidental
  • Pope Jovial the Chuckler
  • Pope Keith IIII, He Miscounted
  • Pope Keith V
  • Pope Ken the Long Division
  • Pope Ken XIX
  • Pope Kevin CC, Copied In
  • Pope Kevin II
  • Pope Kevin the Reluctantly Enthroned
  • Pope Kurt the Roughly Twelfth
  • Pope Kyle Part II
  • Pope Kyle the Hat Adjuster
  • Pope Lag Spike

P, continued

  • Pope Lando (historical)
  • Pope Larry the Baker's Dozenth
  • Pope Len the Carry the One
  • Pope Len the Longest Conclave on Record
  • Pope Len XX
  • Pope Lenny the Lenient on Parking
  • Pope Lenny the Rounded Up to X
  • Pope Liberius (historical)
  • Pope Linus (historical)
  • Pope Lloyd the Eighth
  • Pope Loading Screen
  • Pope Low Battery
  • Pope Marvin the Numeral Pending
  • Pope Marvin the Second

P, continued

  • Pope Melvin the First
  • Pope Mildly Pious
  • Pope Miltiades (historical)
  • Pope Mittens II
  • Pope Mochi the Round
  • Pope Modest the Second, If That's All Right
  • Pope Neil the Humble About His Slippers
  • Pope Neil the Ninth
  • Pope Next Turn Please
  • Pope Nigel the Compromise Candidate
  • Pope Nigel VI
  • Pope Nigel XLVII-ish
  • Pope No Signal
  • Pope Noodle of the Long Nap
  • Pope Nope

P, continued

  • Pope Norman Minus One
  • Pope Norman the Asterisk
  • Pope Norman XII
  • Pope NPC
  • Pope Nugget the Small
  • Pope of a One-Province Minor
  • Pope of My Own Dynasty, Somehow
  • Pope of the Board Game Shelf
  • Pope of the Book Club
  • Pope of the Cul-de-Sac
  • Pope of the Fantasy League
  • Pope of the Group Chat
  • Pope of the Last Slice
  • Pope of the Neighborhood Watch
  • Pope of the Quiz Night

P, continued

  • Pope of the Sharing Platter
  • Pope on a Pogo Stick
  • Pope on Easy Difficulty
  • Pope on Hold
  • Pope on Mute
  • Pope One More Turn
  • Pope Opera
  • Pope Out of Office
  • Pope Ozzie the Double Digits
  • Pope Patch Notes
  • Pope Patient the Still Waiting
  • Pope Paused the Game
  • Pope Peanut, Bishop of the Food Bowl
  • Pope Pi-us 3.14

P, continued

  • Pope Pickles the Zoomer
  • Pope Pie-us of the Flaky Crust
  • Pope Placid the Unbothered
  • Pope Pontian (historical)
  • Pope Position
  • Pope Printer Jam
  • Pope Prudent Shopper
  • Pope Pudding the Immovable
  • Pope Pumpkin Pie-us
  • Pope Quiz
  • Pope Random Event
  • Pope Reginald XII
  • Pope Reloaded from Autosave
  • Pope Respawn
  • Pope Roger the Tenth

P, continued

  • Pope Romanus (historical)
  • Pope Ron Remastered
  • Pope Ron the Wrong Balcony
  • Pope Ron XVIII
  • Pope Round Later
  • Pope Running Late
  • Pope Rupert the Limited Edition
  • Pope Rupert the Rumpled
  • Pope Rupert the Sixth
  • Pope Rural I
  • Pope Sabinian (historical)
  • Pope Scott the Sequel
  • Pope Serene Until Monday
  • Pope Severinus (historical)
  • Pope Shepherd's Pie-us

P, continued

  • Pope Side Quest
  • Pope Silverius (historical)
  • Pope Simplicity Itself
  • Pope Simplicius (historical)
  • Pope Sincere the Thirteenth, He Thinks
  • Pope Siricius (historical)
  • Pope Sisinnius (historical)
  • Pope Sixtus the Sixth, Finally
  • Pope Skip the Fifteenth
  • Pope Skip the Skipped a Number
  • Pope Smokey the White
  • Pope Socks of the Laundry Basket
  • Pope Soter (historical)
  • Pope Spawned on Turn Three

P, continued

  • Pope Speedrun Any Percent
  • Pope Springs Eternal
  • Pope Stan the Third of His Name, Probably
  • Pope Stan XXI
  • Pope Stanley the Fourth
  • Pope Stanley the Only
  • Pope Stanley the Unsteady on Cobblestones
  • Pope Star
  • Pope Stuart the Second to None
  • Pope Stuck in Traffic
  • Pope Suburban II
  • Pope Symmachus (historical)
  • Pope Tarquin the Eighth
  • Pope Tarquin the Tardy to the Balcony
  • Pope Tech Tree

P, continued

  • Pope Telesphorus (historical)
  • Pope Temperate Climate
  • Pope Terry the Tenth
  • Pope Terry the Terrific at Waving
  • Pope the Bubble Wrap
  • Pope the Hood
  • Pope the Kettle On
  • Pope This Helps
  • Pope Tiddles, Elected by the Sofa
  • Pope Tim the Remix
  • Pope Tim XVII
  • Pope Todd MIX, Also a Verb
  • Pope Todd the Second
  • Pope Trent the Tenth Anniversary Edition
  • Pope Trevor the Sneezer at White Smoke

P, continued

  • Pope Trevor the Square Root of IX
  • Pope Trevor VII
  • Pope Tutorial Level
  • Pope Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area
  • Pope Urban Fox
  • Pope Urban Garden Center
  • Pope Urban Legend
  • Pope Urban Myth
  • Pope Urban Planner
  • Pope Urban Renewal
  • Pope Urban Sprawl
  • Pope Urbane the Smooth
  • Pope Valentine (historical)
  • Pope Vassalized by Accident

P, continued

  • Pope Vaulter
  • Pope Vern the Encyclical Procrastinator
  • Pope Victor of the Egg and Spoon Race
  • Pope Vigilius (historical)
  • Pope Vitalian (historical)
  • Pope Waffles the Wagger
  • Pope Wayne to the Power of II
  • Pope Wayne XIV
  • Pope Whiskers the First
  • Pope Wilbur the Lost Count
  • Pope with Negative Gold
  • Pope Wrong Attachment
  • Pope You're Well
  • Pope Zeke the Last on the List
  • Pope Zephyrinus (historical)

P, continued

  • Pope Zosimus (historical)
  • Pope-Corn Maze
  • Pope-pourri
  • Pope-sicle
  • Pope-Up Book
  • Pope-Up Shop
  • Pope-Up Tent
  • Pope-Up Toaster
  • Popebox Derby
  • Popecast Episode One
  • Popecorn
  • Popemobile Home
  • Popemobile Phone
  • Poperazzi
  • Poperoni Pizza

P, continued

  • Popes and Dreams
  • Popeular Vote
  • Popeularity Contest
  • Prefect of the Fridge
  • Prefect of the Papal Gift Shop Queue
  • Prefect of the Picture Round
  • Prefect of the Pillow Fort
  • Prefect of the Playlist
  • Prefect of the Scoreboard
  • Presser of the Wax Seal
  • Primate of the Picnic Blanket
  • Pro-Nuncio-ation Guide
  • Proclaimer from the Top of the Stairs
  • Procrastinatius the Eventually
  • Punctualius the Prompt

Q: 3 names

  • Quasi Papa
  • Quis Fumum Fecit
  • Quizzicus the Puzzled

R: 5 names

  • Re-Encyclical Bin
  • Red Hats, White Smoke
  • Remotius the Lost
  • Rock, Papal, Scissors
  • Roger the Signer of Blank Bulls

S: 57 names

  • Sandalius the Sockwearer
  • Sandpapal
  • Sat on His Own Miter
  • Scott the Elected by Mistake
  • Scrollius the Endless
  • Second Choice on Every Ballot
  • Sede Vacante, Mox Redibo
  • Sede Vacante, Table for Six
  • Semper Cardinalis, Numquam Papa
  • Semper in Conclavi
  • Signer of Bulls in Crayon
  • Sistine Candles
  • Sistine Ceiling Fan
  • Sistine Going on Seventeen

S, continued

  • Sitter Upon the Folding Chair
  • Ski Pope
  • Skipping Pope
  • Slipperius the Comfortable
  • Slippery Pope
  • Smoke Gets in Your Ayes
  • Smoke Machine Operator
  • Smoke Seen, Kettle Suspected
  • Smoke Signal Committee
  • Snackius Maximus
  • Sneezius the Sudden
  • Snoozius III
  • Snorius the Audible
  • Sockius the Mismatched

S, continued

  • Soda Pope
  • Sole Elector of the Takeout Order
  • South Pope
  • Sovereign of the Corner Cubicle
  • Sovereign of the Shed and Its Dependencies
  • Sovereign of the Sock Drawer
  • Sovereign of the Spare Room State
  • Sovereign of the Window Seat
  • Spaghettius the Tangled
  • Spamius of the Junk Folder
  • Stan the Standing Because the Chair Squeaks
  • Steamer of the Tall Hat
  • Still Black Smoke at Bedtime
  • Stoker of the Conclave Stove

S, continued

  • Stuart the Stuck in the White Cassock Zipper
  • Supreme Pontiff of the Cat Flap
  • Supreme Pontiff of the Hammock
  • Supreme Pontiff of the Remote Control
  • Supreme Pontiff of the Scratching Post
  • Supreme Pontiff of the Sofa
  • Supreme Pontiff of the Squeaky Toy
  • Supreme Pontiff of the Sunday Roast
  • Sweep of the Sistine Chimney
  • Sweet Sistine
  • Swiss Chard Guard
  • Swiss Cheese Guard
  • Swiss Guard Dog
  • Swiss Guard Rail
  • Swiss Roll Guard

T: 41 names

  • Tadpope
  • Tardius the Late
  • Ter-Miter Inspector
  • Tester of the Balcony Microphone
  • The Balcony Scene Stealers
  • The Barking Bishop
  • The Camerlengo Tango
  • The Cardinal Who Is Actually a Cardinal
  • The Chair with the Good Lumbar Support
  • The Conclave of Cluelessness
  • The Dark Horse from Table Four
  • The Encyclical Cyclists
  • The Fisherman's Ring Tones

T, continued

  • The Hat Is Not a Trophy
  • The Miter Fine Quizzers
  • The Nuncio Bunch
  • The One Who Asked What the Smoke Means
  • The Parrot Who Says Habemus Papam
  • The Pontificators
  • The Popemobile Mechanics
  • The Purring Pontiff
  • The Quizzing Cardinals
  • The Sistine Chaps
  • The Sixteenth Chapel
  • The Slippers of Destiny
  • The Swivel Chair of State
  • The Very Tall Hats

T, continued

  • The White Smoke Signals
  • Thermo-Miter Says Chilly
  • Thermostatus the Chilly
  • Three Ballots from the Balcony
  • Tiara-misu
  • Ticklius the Giggly
  • Tightpope Walker
  • Tim the Timid at the Window
  • Toastius the Slightly Burnt
  • Todd the Lost in the Corridors
  • Tortoise of the Vatican Gardens
  • Trevor the Nobody's First Choice
  • Triviatus the Know-It-All
  • Tyler the Mumbler of Balcony Speeches

U: 12 names

  • Ubi Est Mitra Mea
  • Ubi Sunt Claves
  • Umbrellius the Prepared
  • Unanimous, Minus One Abstaining Cat
  • Uni-Encyclical
  • Unpopeular Opinion
  • Up in White Smoke
  • Urban of the Ring Road
  • Urban the Pedestrianized
  • Urban the Rural at Weekends
  • Urban the Suburban
  • Urbanus et Suburbanus

V: 10 names

  • Vati-Can Do
  • Vati-Can of Beans
  • Vati-Can Opener
  • Vati-Can't Even
  • Velvet Pope
  • Veni, Vidi, Anulum Inveni
  • Veni, Vidi, Electus Sum
  • Veni, Vidi, Fumum Feci
  • Veni, Vidi, Salutavi
  • Voted In by the Group Chat

W: 24 names

  • Wafflius the Undecided
  • Wallpapal
  • Warden of the Slipper Rack
  • Watering Vati-Can
  • Waver from the Fire Escape
  • Waver from the Upstairs Window
  • Wayne the Surprised by the White Smoke
  • Wearer of the Cone of State
  • Wearer of the Slippers of State
  • Wearer of the Very Tall Hat
  • Where There's White Smoke
  • White Smoke and Mirrors

W, continued

  • White Smoke by Accident
  • White Smoke from the Barbecue, False Alarm
  • White Smoke from the Office Microwave
  • White Smoke on the First Guess
  • White Smoke, It Was Just the Toaster
  • White Smoke, Says the Dog
  • Wifius the Unconnected
  • Wilbur the Wobbly on the Portable Throne
  • Wilf the Asleep Before the Final Ballot
  • Winner by Default Ballot
  • Wrapping Papal
  • Wrong Chimney, Right Result

Y: 2 names

  • Yawnius the Elder
  • Yawnius the Younger