Snake Oil Salesman Name Generator

Grand titles and tall tales for medicine-show charlatans

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Generate snake oil salesman names for Westerns, steampunk, carnival stories and tabletop games: fake doctors like Dr. Thaddeus P. Merriweather, colonels like Colonel Silas Honeycutt, pitchmen like Ballyhoo Ben Carmichael and tell-tale surnames like Ferdinand J. Swindell.

About snake oil salesman names

The snake oil salesman is a stock character of Westerns, carnival stories, steampunk and tabletop games: the smooth talker who rolls into town with a painted wagon, a crate of bottles and a name far grander than his history. That name does half the work. The classic build stacks four parts: a title nobody can check, a weighty first name, a middle initial, and a surname that sounds like a bank. Dr. Thaddeus P. Merriweather, Professor Pliny Q. Bogg and Colonel Silas Honeycutt all follow it. The titles are part of the joke: every doctorate, rank and pulpit on this page is self-awarded.

The 1,000 names run through fifteen styles, so a reroll changes the flavor. There are fake doctors and professors, colonels and commodores, reverends and judges, and the women of the trade, such as Madame Zenobia Vance and Widow Abigail Thistlewood. Folksier pitchmen go by Honest Abner Tuttle, Doc Lucky Purvis or Uncle Zeb Hollister. Others carry a quoted nickname or an invented tonic, like Cornelius "Cure-All" Crane and Ezra Tubb and His Thunderwater Tonic.

Beyond the Old West come carnival barkers, fantasy potion peddlers, steampunk galvanists, infomercial hosts, mock nobility, planted shills, and comic surnames with a tell in them, such as Ferdinand J. Swindell. Every character and remedy is invented for fiction.

How to choose snake oil salesman names

  • Build the name in four parts for the classic sound: title, grand first name, middle initial, respectable surname. Colonel Fontaine Q. Delacourt and Professor Erasmus T. Wigglesworth both work that way. Drop the initial for a plainer rogue.
  • Match the title to the pitch. A Dr. or Professor talks in long words, a Reverend or Deacon preaches, a Colonel tells war stories, and a Madame or Widow swears by a family recipe.
  • Decide how obvious the fraud should be. For a mystery or a slow reveal pick a straight-faced name such as Horatio Q. Pennypacker; for comedy let the surname give the game away, as in Mortimer Flimflam or Horace P. Bunkum.
  • Give the character a second name for the next town. A charlatan who is Dr. Aloysius Pettibone on Monday can be Honest Ezra Plunkett by Friday, which makes a handy clue for players or readers.
  • Fit the setting: Grimble the Tonic-Monger for a fantasy market, Galvanist Horatio Crackle for steampunk, As-Seen-on-TV Stan Kozlowski for a modern satire.

Frequently asked questions

What is a good name for a snake oil salesman?

The most convincing ones sound over-qualified: Dr. Thaddeus P. Merriweather, Professor Pliny Q. Bogg, Colonel Silas Honeycutt or The Reverend Doctor Elijah Sweetwater. For a friendlier rogue try Honest Abner Tuttle or Doc Lucky Purvis, and for a showier one pick a quoted nickname such as Jebediah "Silver Tongue" Marlowe.

Why do so many of these names start with Dr., Professor or Colonel?

A borrowed title is the character's main prop. In stories the medicine-show pitchman claims learning, rank or a pulpit because a crowd is slower to doubt a stranger with a title, and nobody in town can check it. The list spreads the joke over dozens of titles, so no single one takes over.

Are these real people or real remedies?

No. The characters are written as inventions for stories and games, and every tonic, elixir and liniment attached to a name is made up and plainly comic. No historical patent-medicine seller or product is used on purpose, and any match with a real person or brand is a coincidence. Nothing on this page is health advice.

Can I use these names in a tabletop campaign or a novel?

Yes. They suit a Western one-shot, a steampunk city, a fantasy market or a modern satire. Fantasy entries such as Orlo Fizzlewick, Purveyor of Philtres and Snag Coppertooth, Goblin Apothecary drop straight into a campaign, while Step-Right-Up Sam Tolland or The Voice of the Midway fit a carnival scene.

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A: 43 names

  • A. Lysander Fotheringay
  • Abner Shortweight
  • Act-Fast Ashton Burke
  • Aetherist Julius Pendlecroft
  • Agnes "The Guarantee" Whitlatch
  • Alchemist-Errant Thessaly Brume
  • Algernon Bellows
  • Algernon S. Uppercrust
  • Alistair T. Goodchild
  • Alkaline Alan Pruitt-Wells
  • Alonzo "The Spiel" Carraway
  • Aloysius Greenbacker
  • Aloysius N. Blessing
  • Alvin Jugg of Jugg's Jubilee Juice

A, continued

  • Amos Grafton-Gouge
  • Amos Kettle of Kettle's Kicking-Mule Tonic
  • Amos Trueman Lark
  • Ancient-Secret Aiden Cross
  • Ansel "Midnight Departure" Royce
  • Antioxidant Anton Vega
  • Archibald F. Billingsley
  • Archibald Q. Dupe
  • Archibald Turbine
  • Archmage Emeritus Borrow Dunwick
  • As-Seen-on-TV Stan Kozlowski
  • Assistant Arlo with the Collection Hat
  • Atticus Hightail
  • Atticus L. Fullerton

A, continued

  • Augustus "Two Spoonfuls" Pike
  • Augustus Brine, the Pickle-Juice Prophet
  • Augustus Shamley
  • Aunt Clemmie Farrow
  • Aunt Dorothea Sassafras
  • Aunt Hepsy Winterbottom
  • Aunt Lucretia Poole
  • Aunt Minnie Catchpole
  • Aunt Nettie Mae Snodgrass
  • Aunt Orpha Dillweed
  • Aunt Philippa Gooseberry
  • Aunt Tabby Marigold
  • Aunt Tilda and Her Tumbleweed Tea
  • Aunt Zelda Buttermilk
  • Autoship Austin Meeks

B: 38 names

  • B. Augustus Thornycroft
  • Ballyhoo Ben Carmichael
  • Balsam Ben Thackeray
  • Balthazar G. Truman-Wells
  • Balthazar Spurious
  • Bandwagon Buddy Oakes
  • Banjo Boy Buck Tillery
  • Banjo-and-Bottle Bo Tatum
  • Bannerline Benny Rausch
  • Bargle Mossgullet
  • Barker Bartleby Snead
  • Barnabas J. Whitestone, Esq.

B, continued

  • Barnabas Whiff of Whiff's Smelling Salts
  • Baron Leopold de Vauxmont
  • Baron Ludovic von Dampf
  • Baron Octavius Thistlebury
  • Bartholomew K. Prescott IV
  • Bartholomew Phonyman
  • Be-Your-Own-Boss Becca Stone
  • Before-and-After Bev Kowalczyk
  • Belle "Bright Smile" Haverford
  • Big Amos Dollarhide
  • Big Top Barney Kowalski
  • Biohack Brad Stenson
  • Bitters Bill Farraday

B, continued

  • Boater Hat Bobby Quill
  • Bonus-Bottle Brenda Ostrowski
  • Bottle-Boy Bert Sample
  • Bottle-Juggling Bix Latimer
  • Bottled-Lightning Bram Skerry
  • Brand Ambassador Bryce Tolan
  • Brass-Goggle Barnaby Thrum
  • Brother Cleophas Wren
  • Brother Ezra Goodnews
  • Brother Jubilee Pratt
  • Brother Ossian of the Empty Monastery
  • Brother Tobias Glad
  • Byron "Sweet Promise" Hatch

C: 97 names

  • Cadwallader Livingston-Hart
  • Call-Now Colton Reyes
  • Calliope Cal Ridgely
  • Cancel-Anytime Candace Wren
  • Candy-Stripe Charlie Voss
  • Cane-Twirling Casper Ives
  • Captain Amos Riverbend
  • Captain Aurelio Zephyr of the Airship Tonic
  • Captain Bartholomew Keel
  • Captain Bly and the Briny Deep Embrocation
  • Captain Erasmus Holloway
  • Captain Ezra T. Longfellow-Hale
  • Captain Fenton Driftwood

C, continued

  • Captain Isambard Stokes
  • Captain Jeremiah Squibb
  • Captain Josiah W. Tidewater
  • Captain Lorenzo P. Gallant
  • Captain Mordecai Lightfoot
  • Captain Nathaniel Brisbane
  • Captain Zebulon R. Crockett-Mayne
  • Cecil "The Handshake" Barlow
  • Celery Juice Celeste Park
  • Certified-by-Himself Seth Karras
  • Cheering Carl Jessop
  • Chester "The Cork" O'Malley
  • Clarence "One Dollar" Dobbs
  • Clarence Claptrap

C, continued

  • Cleanse Queen Carly Brandt
  • Clement Fogg of Fogg's Fog-Lifter
  • Clement Y. Aboveboard
  • Clockwork Clement Dray
  • Cold-Plunge Cole Rafferty
  • Collagen Colette Marchand
  • Colonel Augustus P. Lovelace
  • Colonel Aurelius Trimble
  • Colonel Barnwell Sweetbriar
  • Colonel Beauregard T. Ravenel
  • Colonel Buford Biggerstaff
  • Colonel Cassius M. Templeton
  • Colonel Chauncey L. Babineaux
  • Colonel Darius W. Featherston

C, continued

  • Colonel Erastus Oakhurst
  • Colonel Fontaine Q. Delacourt
  • Colonel Hadley and His Lightning Liniment
  • Colonel Hampton Breckwith
  • Colonel Jefferson T. Whitlock
  • Colonel Josephus N. Moultrie
  • Colonel Jubal Witherspoon
  • Colonel Lafayette Dupree
  • Colonel Lamar Goodnight
  • Colonel Leonidas Tarleton
  • Colonel Lucullus Poindexter
  • Colonel Marcellus Gadsby
  • Colonel Montague S. Yancey
  • Colonel Peregrine F. Calloway

C, continued

  • Colonel Randolph J. Fairchild
  • Colonel Ransom K. Guilfoyle
  • Colonel Rutherford B. Maycomb
  • Colonel Silas Honeycutt
  • Colonel Thurgood Pemberley
  • Colonel Wade A. Larrabee
  • Colonel Winfield R. Hackney
  • Colonel Zachariah H. Culpepper
  • Come-One-Come-All Colby Reese
  • Commodore Ezekiel F. Paddlewheel
  • Commodore Leopold Barge
  • Commodore Quincy B. Landlocke
  • Commodore Sylvester Farragate
  • Commodore Tobias Mainbrace

C, continued

  • Copper-Pipe Cuthbert Lowe
  • Cora "Lilac Water" Benedict
  • Cordial Clyde Emmerich
  • Cork-Puller Cal Dunphy
  • Cornelius "Cure-All" Crane
  • Cornelius Hornswoggle
  • Cornelius Swig of Swig's Sure Thing
  • Corvin Glibthroat
  • Count Emeric Vasselin
  • Count Florian de Belmarais
  • County Fair Clem Hodge
  • Courthouse-Square Cy Travers
  • Cousin Elroy Bagwell
  • Cousin Jeb Mayfield

C, continued

  • Cousin Lester Fuddle
  • Cousin Myrtle Pardee
  • Cousin Odie Larkin
  • Crispin J. Noblett
  • Crispin Lamster
  • Crossroads Curtis Boone
  • Crowd-Pleaser Cleo Dufresne
  • Crystal-Infused Krystal Dunn
  • Cured-Again Clarence, the Front-Row Regular
  • Cuthbert Cozen
  • Cuthbert Sprocketry
  • Cyrus M. Makepeace
  • Cyrus Nostrumley
  • Cyrus Odell, Sole Agent for Moonbeam Balsam

D: 100 names

  • Dabble Wortmoss
  • Deacon Abijah Stillwater
  • Deacon Asa Wheelwright
  • Deacon Ephraim J. Godbold
  • Deacon Furlong and His Fast-Mile Bitters
  • Deacon Hiram Butterfield
  • Deacon Jabez Cloverdale
  • Deacon Lucius Hymnal
  • Deacon Orrin Lamplighter
  • Deacon Rufus P. Overbrook
  • Deacon Seth Mildmay
  • Denton "Slow Pour" McRae
  • Desmond Arclight
  • Detox Dex Harmon

D, continued

  • Dexter "Hand on Heart" Rowe
  • Dirigible Dan Okonjo
  • Discount-Code Dakota Lyons
  • Doc Amos Sarsaparilla
  • Doc Barnaby Gristle
  • Doc Buckley Nostrum
  • Doc Clyde Ointment
  • Doc Corky Vandiver
  • Doc Dewey Quickwell
  • Doc Dusty Hargis
  • Doc Ellsworth Dram
  • Doc Elwood Sass
  • Doc Eustace Rumbold
  • Doc Festus Galloway

D, continued

  • Doc Hasty and His Hurry-Up Drops
  • Doc Hollis Tanglefoot
  • Doc Homer Pilchard
  • Doc Hoyt Prendergast
  • Doc Jubal Stokes
  • Doc Lemuel Bitterroot
  • Doc Lucky Purvis
  • Doc Mallow and His Marshmallow Root Marvel
  • Doc Marvin Tincture
  • Doc Obadiah Greenhorn
  • Doc Silas Two-Bottle Kern
  • Doc Sterling Fizz
  • Doc Thurman Poke
  • Doc Tiberius Swale

D, continued

  • Doc Tuck Whipple
  • Doc Virgil Spoonful
  • Doc Wendell Pinkerman
  • Doc Zeb Marlinspike
  • Doctors-Hate-Him Dustin Yarrow
  • Dora "The Demonstration" Pell
  • Double-the-Offer Dale Pruett
  • Downline Donna Pickett
  • Dr. Aloysius Pettibone
  • Dr. Alphonse V. Greeley-Hobbs
  • Dr. Archibald Mendwell
  • Dr. Augustin Bramblecote
  • Dr. Balthazar Kneeland
  • Dr. Barnabas Q. Throckmorton
  • Dr. Brock Vitality

D, continued

  • Dr. Chad Wellness, Not That Kind of Doctor
  • Dr. Clement Vandermeer
  • Dr. Cornelius Voltaire-Sparks
  • Dr. Cuthbert Allgood
  • Dr. Cyrus H. Bellweather
  • Dr. Elmo Trueheart
  • Dr. Eustace M. Wickersham
  • Dr. Ezekiel Farnsby
  • Dr. Fenwick of the Famous Frog-Hair Elixir
  • Dr. Hezekiah L. Brandywine
  • Dr. Hobart Soundly
  • Dr. Horatio Lindqvist
  • Dr. Ignatius B. Follansbee
  • Dr. Jasper Wholesome

D, continued

  • Dr. Lemuel K. Hartsock
  • Dr. Leopold F. Ashworth
  • Dr. Lysander C. Havisford
  • Dr. Marmaduke S. Loxley
  • Dr. Mercator Phlogiston
  • Dr. Montgomery Dalrymple
  • Dr. Mordecai W. Standish
  • Dr. Mumford of Mumford's Mighty Mixture
  • Dr. Obadiah N. Fairbrother
  • Dr. Octavius R. Pilkington
  • Dr. Orville T. Pennywhistle
  • Dr. Rupert Hollingsworth
  • Dr. Septimus J. Crowninshield
  • Dr. Skyler Glow, Honorary Degree

D, continued

  • Dr. Sylvester Underhill
  • Dr. Thaddeus P. Merriweather
  • Dr. Tiberius G. Whitcombe
  • Dr. Trent Maxwell of the Online Institute
  • Dr. Wendell Z. Oglethorpe
  • Dr. Winthrop Sedgwick
  • Dragon's-Breath Dell Harrow
  • Dromo the Draught-Carter
  • Drummer Dobbin Holt
  • Drumroll Dan Seaver
  • Dudley "Shake Well" Hooper
  • Dudley Finagle
  • Dunstan Blindside
  • Dunstan H. Goodhue
  • Dusty Trail Applewhite

E: 37 names

  • Ebenezer T. Humbug
  • Ebenezer Y. Sainsbury-Kirk
  • Effie "Free Sample" Lonergan
  • Egbert Tallstory
  • Elbert "Family Size" Noonan
  • Elder Abner Goodwater
  • Elder Hezekiah Root
  • Elder Jonas Whitcomb
  • Elder Malachi Barkwell
  • Elder Simeon Haymaker
  • Electro Elias Wrenfield
  • Elias "Step Right Up" Hobson

E, continued

  • Elihu T. Standfast
  • Elixir Eddie Vanderhoof
  • Elixir-Smith Rowan Tolk
  • Ellsworth T. Carrington
  • Elmer Dross, Discoverer of Dross's Dew of Dawn
  • Elmer Lightfingers
  • Elmo Sinclair Peach
  • Emmett "Fine Print" Lowry
  • Encore Ernie Paladino
  • Engineer Emeritus Silas Rivett
  • Enoch Skinflint
  • Enoch Sparrow and His Sparrow-Grass Compound

E, continued

  • Enoch Steadfast Marrable
  • Erasmus Befuddle
  • Erasmus D. Fairchild-Lowe
  • Esmeray Hushwater
  • Etta "Good Tidings" Sloane
  • Eugene "Back Wagon" Purcell
  • Eustace Quackenbury
  • Eustace R. Kindheart
  • Evander Hoodwink
  • Evander W. Loveday
  • Ezekiel Tapwater
  • Ezra Tubb and His Thunderwater Tonic
  • Ezra Worthy Colfax

F: 24 names

  • F. Marmaduke Brightside
  • Fabian Palaver
  • Fairground Fergie Nolan
  • Faithful Ferris the Wagon Driver
  • Fast-Patter Freddie Marsh
  • Fennimore Glintbottle
  • Ferdinand J. Swindell
  • Fergus "The Tonic" McAllister
  • Fergus Spoon, the Spoonful Sovereign
  • Ferret Vantwist
  • Fiddle-and-Flask Finn Doolan
  • Fine-Print Fiona Bell

F, continued

  • Fitzgerald Cashnab
  • Fitzhugh M. Sterling
  • Fitzwilliam Escapement
  • Fizzbang Nackle, Gnome of Many Corks
  • Flora "The Poultice" McBride
  • Floyd "Grand Opening" Tully
  • Founder and Head of Wellness Blaine Hart
  • Free Show Floyd Emerson
  • Free-Shipping Shane Wexler
  • Free-Trial Travis Lowell
  • Front-of-Tent Frank Lomax
  • Funnel King Kyle Brewer

G: 37 names

  • Galen Not-of-the-Guild
  • Galvanic Gus Harrowby
  • Galvanist Horatio Crackle
  • Garrick Salvewright
  • Gaslight Gwendolyn Ferris
  • Gather-Round Gus Hennessey
  • General Cyrus Q. Bombast
  • General Hezekiah Fairweather
  • General Ignatius Bluster
  • General Lucius Thunderidge
  • General Marmaduke Stoutfellow
  • General Obadiah P. Hornblow

G, continued

  • Gideon Crookshank
  • Gideon Smokestack
  • Gideon V. Paragon
  • Gilbert "Fast Wagon" Rourke
  • Glib Tallowmere
  • Goodman Tobble Reedwhistle
  • Governor Augustus Backslap
  • Governor Lucius P. Handshake
  • Governor Thurston Plenty
  • Grandpa Asa Polk-Withers
  • Grandpa Eb Hazelrigg
  • Grandpa Otho Sprunt

G, continued

  • Granny Araminta Sloe
  • Granny Beulah Turnipseed
  • Granny Boggs and Her Bog-Moss Balm
  • Granny Elspeth Witherow
  • Granny Jo Catnip
  • Granny Maudie Hickory
  • Granny Peg Liverwort
  • Granny Tildy Hawthorne
  • Granny Zillah Pennywort
  • Grateful Gladys of the Last Town
  • Grimble the Tonic-Monger
  • Ground-Floor Greg Hollis
  • Gullet Marshwither

H: 53 names

  • H. Phineas Wellborn
  • Handshake Harlan Bix
  • Hannibal R. Constant
  • Hannibal Shiftwell
  • Harlan "Tall Tale" Brewster
  • Harvest Fair Hattie Plumb
  • Hat-Passing Hal Whitman
  • Hattie "Honey Drops" Calhoun
  • Hazzard Pickthank
  • Head of Good Vibes Jaxon Reid
  • Headset Mic Heath Donovan
  • Hector Gyroscope Mayhew
  • Hedge-Doctor Wilmot Crane

H, continued

  • Hezekiah Bunce, Distiller of Bunce's Bounce
  • Hezekiah Huckster
  • Hezekiah U. Gracewell
  • High-Pitch Hank Driscoll
  • Hiram Pinchbeck
  • Hiram Spratt and the Spratt Family Restorative
  • His Excellency Lucius Grandhaven
  • His Lordship Barnaby Threadbare
  • Hobart "Last Bottle" Finnegan
  • Hobnail Pennyswallow
  • Honest Abner Tuttle
  • Honest Amos Pennington
  • Honest Clem Whitaker

H, continued

  • Honest Cletus Marrow
  • Honest Eli Scruggs
  • Honest Enoch Bledsoe
  • Honest Ezra Plunkett
  • Honest Gil Guarantee
  • Honest Gus Ledbetter
  • Honest Hank Tollefson
  • Honest Hugh Thistle and His Hair Grower
  • Honest Ignatius Fairplay
  • Honest Jedediah Sprague
  • Honest Josiah Squarely
  • Honest Luther Sawbuck
  • Honest Obie Farnham

H, continued

  • Honest Otis Wheedle
  • Honest Rufus Tobin
  • Honest Thelma Rightway
  • Honest Wilbur Crabb
  • Honest Zeke Hartwell
  • Horace "The Dropper" Kimball
  • Horace Greenleaf Tidmarsh
  • Horace P. Bunkum
  • Horace Pinch of Pinch's Pinch-of-Salt Cure
  • Horatio Q. Pennypacker
  • Hubert "Gold Tooth" Maddigan
  • Humphrey D. Churchward
  • Hurry-Hurry Harry Fitch
  • Hydraulic Hugh Bessemer-Poole

I: 9 names

  • Ida "Sweet Relief" Vickers
  • Ignatius "Smooth Talk" Ryland
  • Ignatius Dram of Dram's Daybreak Draught
  • Ignatius G. Lawford, Esq.
  • Ignatius Skulduggery
  • Infomercial Irv Castellano
  • Inventor-at-Large Tobias Flange
  • Irving "Soft Soap" Kessler
  • Isidore Lodestone

J: 26 names

  • J. Thaddeus Worthington III
  • Jasper Finch of Finch's Fabulous Fizz
  • Jasper K. Reliant
  • Jasper Mountebank
  • Jasper Throttle
  • Jebediah "Silver Tongue" Marlowe
  • Jeremiah Dilute
  • Jeremiah Tipple, Keeper of Tipple's Tipple
  • Jeremiah W. Goodenough
  • Jerome "The Testimonial" Abbott
  • Jorvik Three-Vials
  • Josiah Bright Wetherill
  • Josiah Creekwater

J, continued

  • Josiah Crumb, Proprietor of Crumb's Comet Drops
  • Josie "Camphor" Wyndham
  • Jubilee Jack Farnsworth
  • Judge Ambrose T. Fairdeal
  • Judge Augustus K. Lawless
  • Judge Cornelius P. Gavelton
  • Judge Crockery and His Final Verdict Vitalizer
  • Judge Ezra Probable
  • Judge Horatio Bellwether
  • Judge Lysander Upright
  • Judge Mortimer Bench
  • Judge Octavius L. Recess
  • Juice Fast Jax Moreno

K: 1 name

  • Kessa Brighttongue

L: 60 names

  • L. Nicodemus Pureheart
  • Label-Paster Lottie Finch
  • Lady Beatrix Manifold
  • Lady Ysolde of No Fixed Castle
  • Lantern-Light Lenny Stokes
  • Last Night in Town Leo Brandt
  • Late-Night Larry Dunmore
  • Lazarus Whopper
  • Leander B. Solomon-Grey
  • Leander Outatown
  • Leander Poot of Poot's Prairie Physic
  • Leechwife Morwen Dapple
  • Leland "No Refunds" Stroud
  • Lemuel Camshaft
  • Lemuel Hask, the Liniment King

L, continued

  • Lemuel S. Dearborn-Hale
  • Lemuel Trickett
  • Leopold Dynamo
  • Leopold Fraudley
  • Leopold V. Goodwright
  • Limited-Time Tim Brancato
  • Liniment Lou Skaggs
  • Link-in-Bio Liam Castell
  • Linus Faithful Ogilvie
  • Linus Sleightly
  • Lissom Fairweather-Fen
  • Little Eli the Boy Wonder of Tonics
  • Livestream Lance Avery
  • Lord Algernon Nettlefold
  • Lord Cedric Hollowcrown

L, continued

  • Lord Percival Gasketry
  • Lord Peregrine Fitzwarren
  • Lorenzo "Good as New" Whitfield
  • Lorimer Flaskwright
  • Lottie "The Lozenge" Baines
  • Loudly Astonished Lou
  • Lozenge Larry Pettifer
  • Lucius Hokum
  • Lucius N. Bountiful
  • Lucky Ambrose Windfall
  • Lucky Barnabas Nugget
  • Lucky Cornelius Wishbone
  • Lucky Dolly Varnum
  • Lucky Elmer Fourleaf
  • Lucky Ezekiel Charm

L, continued

  • Lucky Hattie Silverdime
  • Lucky Horace Longshot
  • Lucky Jasper Quimby
  • Lucky Lemuel Tibbs
  • Lucky Lyle Loomis of the Lucky Lizard Lotion
  • Lucky Mortimer Jackrabbit
  • Lucky Moses Rabbitt
  • Lucky Orville Horseshoe
  • Lucky Percy Goldpan
  • Lucky Silas Pennyfound
  • Lucky Zebediah Strike-It-Rich
  • Luther "Side Door" Paxton
  • Luther Quart of Quart's Quivering Quencher
  • Lyman "Good Faith" Aldrich
  • Lysander Facsimile

M: 102 names

  • Ma Gertie Hollowell-Dunn
  • Ma Purdy Kettleson
  • Madame Antoinette Verbena
  • Madame Araminta Vandergelt
  • Madame Beatrix Camphor
  • Madame Calliope Winterbourne
  • Madame Clementine DuBarry
  • Madame Cordelia Fairweather
  • Madame Drusilla Featherlight
  • Madame Eulalie Roussel
  • Madame Euphemia Tansy
  • Madame Evangeline St. Clair
  • Madame Florentine Peachblossom
  • Madame Fontenoy and Her Fountain-of-Youth Cordial

M, continued

  • Madame Henrietta Goldenrod
  • Madame Hortensia Q. Marigold
  • Madame Hyacinth Everyoung
  • Madame Isadora Sweetbalm
  • Madame Isolde Clockwright
  • Madame Lavinia Rosewater
  • Madame Leocadia Thorne
  • Madame Marguerite Bontemps
  • Madame Octavia Bellefleur
  • Madame Ottoline Graves-Bonheur
  • Madame Persephone Honeydew
  • Madame Philomena Dusk
  • Madame Seraphina Lovelock
  • Madame Sidonie Larkspur
  • Madame Theodosia Pennyroyal

M, continued

  • Madame Winifred P. Lavender
  • Madame Zenobia Vance
  • Magister Alaric Vantongue
  • Magneto Monty Haversack
  • Mainspring Mabel Orchard
  • Major Algernon B. Stirrup
  • Major Augustine Wolcott
  • Major Clarence O. Bugle
  • Major Cornelius Brisket
  • Major Dudley Fanfare
  • Major Ebenezer T. Flagg
  • Major Hiram Pettigrew
  • Major Horace Dillingham
  • Major Lysander Pruitt

M, continued

  • Major Philander K. Hobbs
  • Major Pomfret and His Pomegranate Pep
  • Major Roscoe Trueblood
  • Major Titus V. Ridgeway
  • Major Wendell Marchbanks
  • Mamie "Peppermint" Stroh
  • Marcellus P. Honorwell
  • Market Day Marty Yates
  • Marmaduke Waterdown
  • Marrowick Stoat
  • Master Dunmore Halfcure
  • Master Quillon Voss, Alchemist by His Own Account
  • Masterclass Mason Kent
  • Maude "Blue Bottle" Kirby
  • Maximilian Fastbuck

M, continued

  • Maximilian Mainspring
  • Maximilian O. Summerfield
  • Medicine Show Milt Garvey
  • Megaphone Mel Ostrander
  • Merle "Sugar Water" Tibbett
  • Merrik Slyphial
  • Midway Mike Delancey
  • Mineral Drops Mindy Koenig
  • Mirabel Snakestongue
  • Miracle-Recovery Mabel
  • Miss Ada Coppercoil
  • Miss Birdie Clearwater
  • Miss Lavender Truelove
  • Miss Loretta Peaches Malone

M, continued

  • Miss Opal Winsome
  • Miss Posey Goodcheer
  • Miss Primrose and Her Primrose Path Pastilles
  • Miss Tallulah Fairbanks-Dew
  • Miss Violet Petticrew
  • Mister Fairbrother, Formerly of Elsewhere
  • Mister Purcell of Parts Unknown
  • Mister Silas, No Last Name Given
  • Mistress Elowen Sweetdraught
  • Money-Back Marv Fielding
  • Monroe "The Wink" Easterly
  • Montague B. Kensington-Rhodes
  • Montgomery Hoaxley
  • Mordecai Slipaway
  • Mortimer "Honey Voice" Stiles

M, continued

  • Mortimer Crankshaft
  • Mortimer Flimflam
  • Mortimer Glee of Glee's Giggle Tonic
  • Mortimer Z. Bellingham
  • Mother Agatha Poultice
  • Mother Bedelia Rootwell
  • Mother Gristle of the Marsh Road
  • Mother Hannah Kettleby
  • Mother Mabel Simmerwell
  • Mother Ottilie Comfrey
  • Mr. Plumb of Plumb's Peerless Bitters
  • Mrs. Eudora P. Wholesome-Pratt
  • Mrs. Gertrude Beeswax
  • Mrs. Wilhelmina Tuttle-Finch
  • Mushroom Coffee Mitch Garland

N: 10 names

  • Nathaniel Q. Bonifant
  • Neighbor Ned Goodall
  • Nell "Morning Glory" Tansley
  • Nelson "Dusty Label" Greer
  • Nettle Jack Barrowdown
  • Newton "The Sample" Birch
  • Nib Cauldronsworth
  • Nickel-a-Look Nick Brody
  • Nicodemus Sidle
  • Not-Sold-in-Stores Norm Havel

O: 34 names

  • Obadiah Ersatz
  • Obadiah F. Meriton
  • Obadiah Smelt, the Cod-Liver Colossus
  • Octavius L. Cavendish-Poole
  • Octavius Weaselby
  • Oddvar Kettlebeard, Dwarven Dram-Seller
  • Ointment Ollie Grubb
  • Old Cap Witherbee
  • Old Ezra Cobb
  • Old Gravel-Road Bill Pruett
  • Old Haggard Phial-Rattle

O, continued

  • Old Hickory-Bark Hobbs
  • Old Jubal Tanglewood
  • Old Man Hackett and His Rattlebone Rub
  • Old Mother Tansy Brown
  • Old Nettie Brackwater
  • Old Pop Dunnigan and His Dandelion Dynamite
  • Old Reliable Rube Dawkins
  • Old Sawbones Slocum
  • Old Silas Wormwood
  • Old Three-Wagon Thorne
  • One-Weird-Trick Rick Solano

O, continued

  • Opal "Just a Teaspoon" Fairley
  • Operators-Standing-By Otis Grant
  • Order-Today Odette Flynn
  • Orlo Fizzlewick, Purveyor of Philtres
  • Orville Lovejoy Tennant
  • Osbert Twaddle
  • Osgood "Fresh Batch" Lindley
  • Osgood C. Merryman
  • Otis Charlatane
  • Otis Lark and the Larkspur Invigorator
  • Otto "Double Dose" Lindgren
  • Ozone Ollie Trevelyan

P: 74 names

  • P. Cornelius Abernathy, Esq.
  • Pa Enos Trimmer
  • Pa Wiley Buckthorn
  • Pappy Amos Kettlewell
  • Pappy Dell Crabapple
  • Pappy Ira Dunlap
  • Pappy Luke Jessup
  • Pappy Zeke Hightower
  • Parson Bartholomew Smoothe
  • Parson Elihu Featherbed
  • Parson Erastus Plumtree
  • Parson Gideon T. Lark
  • Parson Josiah Honeywell
  • Parson Matthias Quillfeather

P, continued

  • Parson Noah Applewhite
  • Parson Solomon Glib
  • Patent-Pending Prosper Lyle
  • Patter King Kip Moreland
  • Pearl "Rosy Cheeks" Dunaway
  • Pellam the Road-Wizard
  • Percival "Pep" Lattimer
  • Percival A. Hathaway II
  • Percival Shamwell
  • Phial-Master Dorrin Leech
  • Phoenix-Feather Fen
  • Pibble Thistlecork
  • Pitchman Pete Darrow
  • Planted Pete in the Third Row
  • Platform Phil Easton

P, continued

  • Pneumatic Ned Farrow
  • Potioneer Pim Ravelstoke
  • Probiotic Paige Sutter
  • Professor Algernon P. Rothmere
  • Professor Ambrose K. Thistlethwaite
  • Professor Atticus S. Blanchard
  • Professor Auberon Knowles
  • Professor Balthus Valvewright
  • Professor Cadwallader B. Finch
  • Professor Crispin Lackaday
  • Professor Dabney, Maker of Dabney's Dew
  • Professor Dunstan E. Babcock
  • Professor Egbert Mandible
  • Professor Erasmus Brasswick
  • Professor Erasmus T. Wigglesworth

P, continued

  • Professor Evander Sage
  • Professor Ferdinand Loomis
  • Professor Gideon Farthingale
  • Professor Hadrian Steamgrove
  • Professor Hannibal J. Stoddard
  • Professor Hieronymus L. Tate
  • Professor Humphrey Nettleship
  • Professor Ichabod Marsh
  • Professor Ignatius Cogwhistle-Vane
  • Professor Leander Shufflebottom
  • Professor Lucan Aetherby
  • Professor Lucius V. Harrowgate
  • Professor Maximilian Trout
  • Professor Mortimer H. Crabtree
  • Professor Nicodemus F. Yarborough

P, continued

  • Professor Octavian Gearing
  • Professor Okey and His Okey-Dokey Oil
  • Professor Osgood Penhallow
  • Professor Ozias Peabright
  • Professor Percival W. Stanhope
  • Professor Pliny Q. Bogg
  • Professor Ptolemy R. Latchford
  • Professor Quincy Hazeltine
  • Professor Silvanus Twombly
  • Professor Thelonius Pratt
  • Professor Theophilus G. Dunwoody
  • Professor Ulysses D. Fenwright
  • Professor Zebediah M. Courtland
  • Promo-Code Cody Fairbanks
  • Ptolemy Pigeonby

Q: 6 names

  • Quantum Quinn Halvorsen
  • Quentin Voltmeter
  • Quentle Mirebrook
  • Quincy Absquatulate
  • Quincy I. Proudfoot
  • Quirin of the Painted Cart

R: 37 names

  • R. Josiah Benefield
  • Raffle-Ticket Rita Coombs
  • Reginald Fibbs
  • Reginald Tappet
  • Results-May-Vary Ray Novak
  • Reuben "Tip Your Hat" Garrity-Lowe
  • Reverend Amos Lovingood
  • Reverend Barnabas Brightwell
  • Reverend Cornelius B. Gladstone-Pew
  • Reverend Eli Thornapple
  • Reverend Enos L. Praisewater
  • Reverend Ezekiel P. Wetherby

R, continued

  • Reverend Hosea Kindly
  • Reverend Jedidiah R. Wainscott
  • Reverend Jeremiah S. Pulpit
  • Reverend Josephus T. Goodspeed
  • Reverend Lemuel F. Steeple
  • Reverend Malachi W. Brimstone
  • Reverend Micah Trueblood
  • Reverend Nahum Churchwell
  • Reverend Obadiah Fairhaven
  • Reverend Silas Mercyfield
  • Reverend Tobias Windlesham
  • Reverend Tubbs and His Washtub Rinse

R, continued

  • Reverend Zephaniah Hollowell
  • Rillet Quaffmore
  • Riverboat Landing Lew Garrity
  • Roland "The Label" Devereaux
  • Roll-Up Rosie Malone
  • Rollo "Bright Eyes" Fenner
  • Royal "Sunday Best" Whitlow
  • Ruby "Fair Shake" Tolliver
  • Rufus Gallon, the Gallon-Jug Gentleman
  • Rufus Sharpdeal
  • Rupert Codswallop
  • Rupert I. Fairdealing
  • Rutherford J. Ashcroft

S: 72 names

  • Sadie "Six Bottles" Corrigan
  • Sage Hollin Wisp-Beard
  • Satisfaction-Guaranteed Gary Linden
  • Sawdust Sid Malloy
  • Self-Winding Simeon Krebs
  • Senator Aloysius Windham
  • Senator Cicero T. Longwind
  • Senator Claudius B. Fogbottom
  • Senator Hannibal Blatherwick
  • Senator Leopold Grandiose
  • Senator Marcus Filibuster Dodd
  • Septimus E. Wellesby
  • Septimus Fakenham
  • Sherman "Next Town" Coyle

S, continued

  • Shopping Channel Sheila Marks
  • Showman Shep Gallagher
  • Side-Effects-May-Include Sid Farber
  • Sideshow Seymour Banks
  • Silas Goodwin Pennock
  • Silas Sugarpill
  • Silas Wragg, Father of Wragg's Wonder Water
  • Silver-Dollar Sherm Templin
  • Simeon Cask, the Cask-Strength Charmer
  • Sir Ambrose Lackland
  • Sir Augustus Pistonworth
  • Sir Montague Pembroke of Nowhere in Particular
  • Sir Peregrine the Nearly Knighted
  • Sir Reginald Featherstonehaugh-Bligh

S, continued

  • Sister Adelia and Her Seven-Herb Salve
  • Sister Charity Featherstone
  • Sister Clarity Dewberry
  • Sister Dorcas Brightwater
  • Sister Felicity Hartshorn
  • Sister Hepzibah Calloway
  • Sister Honoria Meadowsweet
  • Sister Mehitabel Quince
  • Sister Patience T. Sorrel
  • Sister Prudence Goodbalm
  • Sister Temperance Wright
  • Sister Thankful Greenleaf
  • Sister Verity Applethwaite
  • Six-Dial Dorian Hask
  • Skritch the Tincture Tinker

S, continued

  • Slim Jasper Tolbert
  • Smiling Jim Dunleavy
  • Snag Coppertooth, Goblin Apothecary
  • Soapbox Sol Weatherby
  • Sold-Out Sully Kincaid
  • Solomon Trickle, the Tree-Sap Tycoon
  • Sorrel Ondine, Mermaid-Tear Merchant
  • Spark-Gap Sophronia Dell
  • Spieler Spence Radcliffe
  • Sponsored-Post Parker Dean
  • Spotlight Sparky O'Dell
  • Sprocket Lichenleaf
  • Squire Humphrey Lightpurse
  • Squire Percival Hedgerow

S, continued

  • Squire Reginald Oddfellow
  • Squire Tobias Fenwick-Mott
  • Standing-Room-Only Stu Pickens
  • Stanley "Half Price" Ogden
  • Steam-Kettle Stanislaus Pike
  • Step-Right-Up Sam Tolland
  • Straw-Hat Stan Pomeroy
  • Subscription Sasha Odom
  • Superfood Sawyer Lane
  • Supplement Stack Zack Ferro
  • Swipe-Up Savannah Ruiz
  • Swooning Flora Trimble
  • Sylvanus R. Harrington
  • Sylvester Gullsworth
  • Syrup Sam Dinwiddie

T: 69 names

  • Tailgate Ted Furness
  • Tansy Underbough, Halfling Herbwife
  • Ten-in-One Tony Bellamy
  • Tent-Show Thelma Ricketts
  • Testimonial Tina Reardon
  • The Aetheric Apothecary
  • The Astonishing Mr. Babbage-Crewe
  • The Celebrated Mr. Lindqvist
  • The Duke of Doubtful Acreage
  • The Earl of Somewhere Else
  • The Electro-Therapeutic Mr. Finch
  • The Elixir Baron of Dry Gulch
  • The Fellow on the Apple Crate

T, continued

  • The Gentleman in the Purple Waistcoat
  • The Gentleman with the Megaphone
  • The Great Hargreaves
  • The Great Vandersloot
  • The Honorable Oswin Flask
  • The Illustrious Tuttle Brothers
  • The Incomparable Mr. Oakes
  • The Lady with the Sample Tray
  • The Liniment Lord of Cedar Flats
  • The Loudest Man in Three Counties
  • The Man in the Checkered Vest
  • The Man Who Cured Himself Twice
  • The Man with the Humming Trunk
  • The Marquess of Moonshine Hollow

T, continued

  • The Marvel of the Middle Fork
  • The Mesmeric Mr. Ohm
  • The Patent Magnetic Gentleman
  • The Peerless Pendergast
  • The Philosopher of Pine Bluff Junction
  • The Reverend Doctor Ambrose Chantry
  • The Reverend Doctor Elijah Sweetwater
  • The Right Honorable Phileas Sprocket
  • The Right Reverend Phineas Passalong
  • The Sage of Sassafras Creek
  • The Steam-Wagon Physician
  • The Stranger with the Velvet Case
  • The Talker of Tent Nine
  • The Tonic King of Three Territories

T, continued

  • The Unicorn-Horn Man of Kellsford
  • The Vapor-Bath Viscount
  • The Vibratory Vicar
  • The Voice of the Midway
  • The Wizard of the Wagon Road
  • The Wonder-Worker of Willow Bend
  • Theodoric H. Wainwright
  • Theophilus Easymark
  • Thimble Greywhisker
  • Three-Easy-Payments Trey Vaughn
  • Thunderwater Tom Bascombe
  • Thurston "Money Back" Hale
  • Thurston A. Vouchsafe
  • Tiberius K. Fairbairn, Gentleman

T, continued

  • Ticker-Tape Tess Moriarty-Finn
  • Ticket-Booth Tilly Marsden
  • Tin-Lung Tobias Wray
  • Tincture Tim Ormsby
  • Tip-Turner Tom Abernethy
  • Tobiah Wend, Late of the Royal Court
  • Tobias Mudge, Master of Mudge's Marsh Water
  • Tobias Tomfoolery
  • Tonic Tom Gillespie
  • Tonic-by-Telegraph Tad Sewell
  • Trundle Barrowmere
  • Tuba-and-Tonic Tubby Renfro
  • Turmeric Tucker Vance-Holt
  • Two Shows Nightly Ned Haskins

U: 16 names

  • Ulysses P. Virtue
  • Ulysses Vamoose
  • Unboxing Una Fitzroy
  • Uncle Ephraim Dooley
  • Uncle Ferd Mossback
  • Uncle Gabe Longstreet
  • Uncle Hezzie Crumpacker
  • Uncle Lem Tarwater

U, continued

  • Uncle Merle Stubblefield
  • Uncle Ollie Dewlap
  • Uncle Si Higgenbotham
  • Uncle Thad Winkler
  • Uncle Wiley Peabody
  • Uncle Zeb Hollister
  • Upsell Ursula Banks
  • Uriah Stubbs, Purveyor of Stubbs' Sunshine Syrup

V: 8 names

  • Vacuum-Tube Vern Castellan
  • Vellum Sark the Unlicensed
  • Vernon "Quick Hitch" Daley
  • Vintner-Mage Calder Sopp
  • Viscount Tristram Lowe-Paddock
  • Vitality Coach Vanessa Roth
  • Voltaic Vincent Marlinghurst
  • Volunteer-from-the-Audience Vern

W: 37 names

  • W. Zebediah Highsmith
  • Wagon-Step Willie Crouch
  • Wallace "Trust Me" Haddock
  • Walt "Corked Tight" Brannigan
  • Webinar Wade Thornbury
  • Wellness Coach Wyatt Sorenson
  • Wendeline Saltmarsh
  • Wendell Balderdash
  • Wendell Sipp of Sipp's Sarsaparilla Supreme
  • Wendell X. Truelove
  • Whistle-Stop Wes Calder
  • Whistling Walt Pomfrey

W, continued

  • Wicket Frogmorton
  • Widow Abigail Thistlewood
  • Widow Cornelia P. Ashgrove
  • Widow Delphine Wetherell
  • Widow Ernestine Solace
  • Widow Hester Longacre
  • Widow Josephine Tarrant
  • Widow Leticia Blackveil
  • Widow Lucinda Fortune
  • Widow Minerva Blackwell
  • Widow Opaline Musgrove
  • Widow Pruitt and Her Peppermint Panacea

W, continued

  • Widow Prunella Hargreave
  • Widow Tabitha Coldwater
  • Wilberforce O. Candor
  • Wilberforce Ratchet
  • Wilbur Quacksalver
  • Wilbur Stopper of Stopper's Showstopper
  • Wilfred "The Remedy" Gaines
  • Wind-Up Wallace Nye
  • Winnie "Second Helping" Ashby
  • Winslow "Easy Terms" Carmody
  • Winthrop C. Earnest
  • Winthrop Pocketpick
  • Wizzle Drambuckle

Y: 3 names

  • Yarrow Finch the Root-Seller
  • Young Doc Tobin, Nephew of the Old One
  • Young Master Phineas, Heir to the Formula

Z: 7 names

  • Zachariah B. Scrupulous
  • Zachariah Pott of Pott's Pot-Luck Potion
  • Zachariah Rubeworthy
  • Zebulon Graspwell
  • Zeke Varnish of Varnish's Vim and Vigor
  • Zeppelin Zeke Hartigan
  • Zinnia Quickphial