Goon Name Generator

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Goon names for the muscle in the background: mob enforcers with quoted nicknames, one-word monikers like Knuckles and Sledge, cartoon henchmen, hockey goons and goon-squad crew names. Good for crime fiction, comedy scripts, tabletop NPCs and group chats.

About goon names

A goon is the muscle, not the brains, and goon names are built to say so. The classic form is the mob-movie nickname sandwiched between a first name and a surname: Vinnie "The Hammer" Castellano, Sal "Two Fingers" Moretti, Bruno "The Wall" Kowalski. The nickname usually comes from one of four places: a tool (Crowbar, Tire Iron, Sledge), a body part or injury (No Neck, Lockjaw, Two Chins), a piece of heavy machinery (Dump Truck, Icebox, Steamroller) or a food (Meatballs, Gabagool, Bagadonuts). Real crews worked the same way, which is why the fictional versions sound right.

One-word monikers (Knuckles, Moose, Bricks, Lumpy) do the same job with less ceremony, and "The ___" titles (The Closer, The Dentist, The Accountant) are funniest when the occupation is mild and the work is not. The list also covers hockey goons and fourth-line enforcers, cartoon henchmen (Henchman Number Two, Goon With the Toothpick, Goon Who Never Talks), the trades that goons wander in from (Tow Truck Tony, Bouncer Bruno, Repo Rocco) and goon-squad names for a crew or group chat.

Further afield: goon duos, thieves' guild muscle, sci-fi bruisers, British minders, pulp-era palookas and office goons. The names are invented, not checked against real people. Use them for crime novels, comedy sketches, tabletop NPCs or your friend who carries the cooler.

How to choose goon names

  • Match the nickname to a single trait and let the surname carry the ethnicity: Nicky "No Neck" Russo and Stosh "The Stove" Wojcik are both instantly readable, while a nickname that explains three things is a character sheet, not a name.
  • Mild occupations make the best menacing titles. The Dentist, The Librarian and The Accountant land harder than The Killer because the reader fills in the gap.
  • For a group of goons, vary the structure: one quoted nickname, one single-word moniker, one 'Big' or 'Little' and one plain surname. A crew where everyone is 'Tony The Something' blurs together.
  • Keep cartoon and movie goons faintly ridiculous (Paulie Pajamas, Goon in a Turtleneck); if the character is actually dangerous, drop the food nicknames and use a tool or machine instead.
  • Avoid real mobsters' nicknames; they're recognizable, sometimes still litigated, and readers will assume you're referencing the person rather than inventing one.

Frequently asked questions

What exactly is a goon?

Originally a hired thug, especially one brought in to break strikes or collect debts; Popeye's Alice the Goon gave the word its dumb-muscle flavor in the 1930s. It later spread to hockey (an enforcer whose job is fighting) and to any henchman who stands behind a boss. This generator covers all of those senses.

Where do mob goon nicknames come from?

Mostly from something visible or memorable about the person: a tool they favored, an injury, their build, a food they were always eating, or a habit. Crews used them partly so nobody had to say surnames on a phone. The fictional names here follow the same logic: Lou "Lockjaw" Bianchi, Danny "Donuts" Delgado, Dutch "The Door" Vandermeer.

Can I use these for a D&D or tabletop campaign?

Yes, they work well for thieves' guild muscle, dockside bruisers and the bodyguards flanking a crime lord. Drop the modern surnames if your setting is medieval and keep the nickname: Knuckles, Sledge, The Closer and Goon Who Never Talks all survive the trip to a fantasy city.

Are any of these names real people?

They are not meant to be. The full names are invented combinations, and the single-word monikers are generic enough that they've been attached to many fictional tough guys. Well-known real nicknames (the kind you'd find in a true-crime book) were kept out on purpose, but the list was not checked against real people, so any match with someone real is a coincidence.

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A: 33 names

  • Abe "The Abutment" Crenshaw
  • Agitator Andy
  • Agnes "The Armchair" Brzezinski
  • Aidan "The Awning" Tully
  • Airlock Al
  • Al the Armoire
  • Aldo Asphalt
  • Alfie "Calzone" Carbone
  • Alley Al
  • Alley Ogre
  • Anatoly Armlock
  • Andre "Anvil Hands" Dupree
  • Angelo "Ankles" Caruso
  • Angelo Ankle Weights
  • Angelo Garlic Knots
  • Ante "Anchor Chain" Kovac
  • Anvil
  • Apprentice Goon
  • Ari "Armbar" Levinson
  • Arm Twister Angelo
  • Arm Wrestle Arnie
  • Armbreaker Artie
  • Artie Antipasto
  • Artie Armrest
  • Arturo "Lug Wrench" De Santis
  • Assistant to the Head Goon
  • Asteroid Belt Abe
  • Attila "The Attic" Szabo
  • Augie "Ashtray" Napolitano
  • Augie "The Anvil" Petrillo
  • Augie Waits in the Car
  • Aunt Connie Two Slaps
  • Avalanche

B: 93 names

  • Baby Face Bracco
  • Back Door Bobby
  • Back Room Benny
  • Backhoe
  • Backroom Poker Pete
  • Backseat Benny
  • Backup Goon
  • Bagman Benny
  • Bald Goon
  • Ball Peen
  • Ballast
  • Balloon Payment Barry
  • Bandage
  • Bao "The Bouncer" Pham
  • Bar Back Barney
  • Bar Stool Sal
  • Barry "The Barstool" Noonan
  • Barry From the Gym
  • Bartolo Bonebreak
  • Basement Bruno
  • Bash and Dash
  • Baz the Brickie
  • Bear Hug Bert
  • Bedrock
  • Beefcake Benny
  • Bench Clearer
  • Bench Press Boris
  • Benny "Brass Knuckles" Amato
  • Benny Bathrobe
  • Benny Biceps
  • Beppe "Bar Rag" Santangelo

B, continued

  • Bertha "The Bulldozer" Kaminski
  • Beto "The Brick" Guerrero
  • Biff and Boff
  • Big Ange
  • Big Bev Stankowski
  • Big Earl Jessup
  • Big Guy and Bigger Guy
  • Big Hank
  • Big Pauly
  • Big Rhonda Falcone
  • Big Sal Puglisi
  • Big Trev
  • Billable Hours Bruno
  • Blackjack Brody
  • Block of Granite
  • Bloke by the Fruit Machine
  • Board Rattler
  • Bobby "Bones" Calabrese
  • Bobby Backhand
  • Bobby Bedsheets
  • Bobby Breadsticks
  • Body Shop Bobby
  • Bodyguard Bob
  • Bogdan Bodyslam
  • Boiler Room Bobby
  • Bolek "Boot Heel" Kravchenko
  • Bollard
  • Bonehead
  • Bookie's Bruiser
  • Booth Guy Gus
  • Borgo Two Clubs

B, continued

  • Boris "Bonecrusher" Ivanov
  • Boss's Left Hand
  • Boss's Right Hook
  • Boss's Shadow
  • Boulder
  • Bouncer Bot
  • Bouncer Bruno
  • Bowling Alley Bruno
  • Brakk Stonefist
  • Brass Knuckles
  • Brass Rail Bartley
  • Brenda "Bricks" Mahoney
  • Brendan "The Boiler" Hanrahan
  • Brick and Mortar
  • Brick House Hank
  • Brick Wall Bernice
  • Brick Wall Bill
  • Bricks
  • Bricks O'Halloran
  • Bridge Troll Bert
  • Bridie "Brick Oven" Flaherty
  • Brisket
  • Bruiser
  • Bruno "The Wall" Kowalski
  • Bruno Kazmierczak
  • Bubba "The Bumper" Tate
  • Buck "Bale Hook" Tolliver
  • Bulkhead
  • Butch Brannigan
  • Butcher Shop Bernie
  • Buzzcut

C: 66 names

  • Caber Toss Callum
  • Caio "Crate" Ferreira
  • Cal "Cattle Gate" Dunlap
  • Cannonball
  • Canvasback Casey
  • Capo's Cudgel
  • Car Wash Carl
  • Card Game Carl
  • Cargo Bay Cam
  • Carlo "Cast Iron" Mastrangelo
  • Carmela "Cast Iron Pan" Sabatini
  • Carmine "The Crowbar" Esposito
  • Carmine Cufflinks
  • Carmine the Cannoli
  • Casimir "The Closet" Zielinski
  • Cauliflower Carl
  • Cement Mixer Mike
  • Cement Shoes Sal
  • Chalky the Chauffeur
  • Charlie Cheesesteak
  • Chazz Cheese Fries
  • Cheech "Chains" Cardello
  • Chet "Cheekbones" Grabowski
  • Chickie "The Chisel" Russo
  • Chickie Keeps the Motor Running
  • Chief Knuckle Officer
  • Chino "Cinder" Salazar
  • Chipped Tooth
  • Chirp Chief
  • Chop Shop Charlie
  • Chuy "Chains" Medina
  • Cillian "Skillet" Scanlon
  • Cinderblock

C, continued

  • Ciro "The Chest Freezer" Maggio
  • Clarence "Concrete" Tillman
  • Cletus "Crankshaft" Boone
  • Clobber
  • Clone Goon Number Six
  • Co-Signer Sy
  • Coal Yard Clancy
  • Coat Check Charlie
  • Coin Collector Cragg
  • Collateral Cal
  • Collections Clem
  • Collector Carl
  • Colm "Cinderblock" Byrne
  • Compliance Carl
  • Concetta "The Colossus" Fazio
  • Conor "Coat Rack" Mulvaney
  • Cormac "Coal Chute" Kilbride
  • Corner Digger
  • Corner Man Carmine
  • Corner Table Carmine
  • Corp Sec Carla
  • Corrado "Cue Ball" Lo Presti
  • Cosmo "The Furnace" Guarino
  • Crash and Clatter
  • Crease Crasher
  • Crewcut
  • Crooked Nose
  • Cross Check Chuck
  • Crowbar
  • Crusher
  • Cuco "Crankcase" Villalobos
  • Cudgel Bearer Cobb
  • Cut Man Cal

D: 47 names

  • Daisuke "Dump Body" Tanaka
  • Dale "Dozer Blade" Hutchins
  • Danny "Donuts" Delgado
  • Danny Deep Dish
  • Dante "Drainpipe" Farina
  • Dariusz Doorkick
  • Darnell "Dozer" Franklin
  • Dead Arm Darryl
  • Debt Collector Dino
  • Declan "Deadbolt" Murphy
  • Deli Counter Dom
  • Delivery Dom
  • Deputy Goon
  • Derby Hat Dugan
  • Dermot "Doorknob" Donnelly
  • Dewey "Dump Truck" Hargrove
  • Dieter "The Dumbbell" Vogel
  • Dino "Drop Cloth" Mazzola
  • Director of Door Blocking
  • Dirty Work Dino
  • Discount Goons
  • Dmitri "Double Tap" Volkov
  • Do-yun "The Dolly" Choi

D, continued

  • Docking Bay Bruiser
  • Dockside Dunstan
  • Dolores "The Dumpster" Kowalczyk
  • Dom "The Dent" Ruggiero
  • Dom Driving Gloves
  • Dom Two Phones
  • Don's Doorstop
  • Donal "Dustbin" Keegan
  • Donato "The Doorframe" Giordano
  • Door Guy Doug
  • Doorman Dom
  • Doorstaff Daz
  • Doris "Deadlift" Pellegrino
  • Dorothy "Ma Hubcaps" Purcell
  • Dot "The Doorstop" Kowalczuk
  • Double Parked Dom
  • Dozer
  • Dragan "Drywall" Jovanovic
  • Driver Dave
  • Dropped Gloves Doug
  • Drywall Dwight
  • Due Date Dave
  • Dumpster
  • Dutch "The Door" Vandermeer

E: 18 names

  • Eamon "The Elbow" Tierney
  • Eddie "Eyebrows" Fusco
  • Edna "The Eclipse" Hargreaves
  • Elbows Up Eddie
  • Elias "Elevator Door" Nassar
  • Elio "Elbows" Di Marco
  • Emeka "The Engine Block" Nwosu
  • Emilio "The Colander" Colucci
  • Emre "The Excavator" Aksoy
  • End of the Bar Eddie
  • Enforcer Drone Nine
  • Enforcer on Skates
  • Enzo Elbowdrop
  • Errand Boy Ernie
  • Ettore "Earlobes" Mancini
  • Eviction Eddie
  • Exit Interview Ed
  • Exo Frame Ezra

F: 38 names

  • Fabrizio Fistfight
  • Face Wash Frankie
  • Fall Guy Fred
  • Fast Eddie's Cousin
  • Fat Lip Fiona Fitzroy
  • Fat Tony Ferraro
  • Fausto "Flat Feet" Ragusa
  • Ferenc "The Fence Post" Toth
  • Fergus "Furnace Door" Mulcahy
  • Fingers Fenwick
  • Finn "The Fridge" McCarthy
  • Fire Escape Eddie
  • Fish Market Freddie
  • Five Minute Major
  • Flaco "The Flatiron" Navarro
  • Flat Nose Frank
  • Flat Top
  • Flophouse Floyd
  • Floyd "The Feed Sack" Maddox
  • Flunky Frank
  • Forklift Phil
  • Fourth Line Fists
  • Fourth Liner
  • Franco "The Forehead" Bevilacqua
  • Frank the Filing Cabinet
  • Frankenstein Frank
  • Frankie "Fists" Donato
  • Frankie "Floor Jack" Caputo
  • Frankie Flats
  • Frankie Flip Phone
  • Frankie Forearms
  • Freddie Fettuccine
  • Freddie Four Coats
  • Freight Elevator Frank
  • Friday Frankie
  • Fridge
  • Full Nelson Nelson
  • Fyodor Facefirst

G: 125 names

  • Gaetano "The Forklift" Sorrentino
  • Game Misconduct Gord
  • Garbage Route Gus
  • Gaspar "The Gasket" Rizzo
  • Gaspare "Garlic Press" Montalbano
  • Gaston "Grand Piano" Leblanc
  • Gate Guard Gorm
  • Gaz the Hod
  • Geezer Gary
  • Gennaro Jawbreaker
  • Gentle Giant Goon
  • Georgie Gnocchi
  • Getaway Glenn
  • Giacomo "The Girdle" Siracusa
  • Gianni "The Guardrail" Galasso
  • Gigi "Gabagool" Di Stefano
  • Gin Mill Gil
  • Gina "Ginsu" Grasso
  • Gino Gold Chains
  • Gino Gravy Boat
  • Glass Jaw
  • Gloves Off Gus
  • Gofer Gus
  • Gold Tooth
  • Good Goon and Bad Goon
  • Goon at the Buffet
  • Goon Bowling League
  • Goon Brigade
  • Goon by the Door
  • Goon by the Elevator
  • Goon Carpool

G, continued

  • Goon Central
  • Goon Committee
  • Goon Convention
  • Goon Depot
  • Goon Docks
  • Goon Emeritus
  • Goon Energy
  • Goon From Accounts Receivable
  • Goon Guarding the Wrong Door
  • Goon Holding the Boss's Coat
  • Goon Holding the Rope
  • Goon in a Bow Tie
  • Goon in a Tracksuit
  • Goon in a Trench Coat
  • Goon in a Turtleneck
  • Goon in Sunglasses
  • Goon in the Background
  • Goon in the Wrong Uniform
  • Goon Lagoon
  • Goon Line
  • Goon Mode
  • Goon Number Four
  • Goon Number Seven
  • Goon Number Thirty Two
  • Goon of the Quarter
  • Goon on a Conference Call
  • Goon on His Break
  • Goon Patrol
  • Goon Platoon
  • Goon Resources Manager
  • Goon Squad

G, continued

  • Goon Squad B Team
  • Goon Union Local Nine
  • Goon Who Asks Questions
  • Goon Who Brought Snacks
  • Goon Who Cracks Knuckles
  • Goon Who Doesn't Get It
  • Goon Who Falls in the Pool
  • Goon Who Forgot the Plan
  • Goon Who Gets Knocked Out First
  • Goon Who Knows Karate
  • Goon Who Never Talks
  • Goon Who Quit Yesterday
  • Goon Who Reads the Plan
  • Goon Who Runs Away
  • Goon Who Smiles
  • Goon Who Talks Too Much
  • Goon Whose Mom Dropped Him Off
  • Goon With a Heart
  • Goon With a Lanyard
  • Goon With a Neck Tattoo
  • Goon With a Toothache
  • Goon With No Lines
  • Goon With No Neck
  • Goon With One Line
  • Goon With the Bowler Hat
  • Goon With the Clipboard
  • Goon With the Earpiece
  • Goon With the Eyepatch
  • Goon With the Getaway Keys
  • Goon With the Good Idea
  • Goon With the Lunchbox

G, continued

  • Goon With the Mustache
  • Goon With the Thermos
  • Goon With the Toothpick
  • Goonapalooza
  • Goonfather
  • Goons and Sons
  • Goons for Hire
  • Goons Incorporated
  • Goons on Retainer
  • Goonzilla
  • Goran "Gravel" Petrovic
  • Gordo "Groundpound" Reyes
  • Goro "The Gantry" Watanabe
  • Grace Period Greg
  • Gravel Pit
  • Gravel Voice Gary
  • Greta "Grindstone" Bauer
  • Gridlock
  • Grisha "The Grate" Zaitsev
  • Gristle
  • Growl
  • Grunt
  • Grunt Work Gus
  • Grzegorz Grapple
  • Guest List Gary
  • Guild Bruiser Garrick
  • Gunnar "Gangplank" Halvorsen
  • Gurpreet "The Gate" Singh
  • Gus "The Grip" Antonelli
  • Gus Galoshes
  • Gus the Gut
  • Gym Bag Gil

H: 39 names

  • Half Ear
  • Half Ton Hank
  • Half-Brick Harry
  • Half-Ogre Hob
  • Halina "Hatchback" Wojciechowska
  • Ham Fist Hogan
  • Ham Hock
  • Hammer and Tongs
  • Hammerhead
  • Hans "The Hinge" Krueger
  • Harbor Hank
  • Haymaker
  • Head Goon
  • Headlock Hugo
  • Heavy and Heavier
  • Heavy Bag Hank
  • Heavy Hank
  • Heavy Lifting Lou
  • Heavy Lou
  • Hector "Headbutt" Ruiz
  • Hench Hank
  • Henchbot Three Thousand
  • Henchman Hal
  • Henchman in Training
  • Henchman Number Two
  • Henchman of the Month
  • Henchman With a Pension
  • Herbie Hat Rack
  • Hip Check Hal
  • Hired Club
  • Hodge the Cudgel
  • Hollis "Hay Bale" Ledbetter
  • Hoyt "Half Ton" Purvis
  • Hubcap
  • Huff and Puff
  • Hughie Hoagie
  • Hulking Hank
  • Human Wall Walt
  • Hydraulic Hugo

I: 12 names

  • Ignacio "The Ironing Board" Montoya
  • Ignazio Ironhands
  • Ike "The Icehouse" Bascombe
  • Ingrid "The Icebreaker" Dahl
  • Instigator Ivan
  • Interest Rate Irv
  • Intimidation Consultant
  • Iron Chin Ike
  • Iron Jaw
  • Italo "Ice Scraper" Vecchio
  • Ivan "The Icebox" Petrov
  • Izzy "The Ice Pick" Rothstein

J: 22 names

  • Jacek "The Jack Stand" Borkowski
  • Jackhammer
  • Jackie "Jackhammer" Kaminski
  • Jake "The Jar" Abramowitz
  • Janos "Jam Jar" Nemeth
  • Jarlath "The Jamb" Kinsella
  • Jarrah "Road Train" Mulligan
  • Jerome "The Jaw" Hayes
  • Jersey Tugger
  • Jimmy "The Jacket" Hurley
  • Jimmy Jowls
  • Jimmy Second Helping
  • Joey Jawline
  • Joey Jumpsuit
  • Joey Knuckles
  • Joey Takes the Stairs
  • Juice Loan Jimmy
  • Juice Man Joey
  • Jun "The Jackhammer" Nakamura
  • Junior "Jumper Cables" Ortiz
  • Junior Vice Goon
  • Junkyard Joe

K: 20 names

  • Kazimierz Kneecap
  • Keg Carrier Kev
  • Kenji "Kneecaps" Okamoto
  • Kenny Cardigan
  • Kettlebell
  • Kev the Sideboard
  • Kieran "The Keg" Delaney
  • Kimo "The Cooler" Kealoha
  • Klaus "Coal Shovel" Zimmermann
  • Kneecapper Ken
  • Knuckle Dragger Dreg
  • Knuckle Puck
  • Knuckle Sandwich
  • Knucklehead
  • Knuckles
  • Knuckles Malone
  • Knuckles Nguyen
  • Kofi "The Kiln" Mensah
  • Kostya "The Kettle" Morozov
  • Krzysztof Crunch

L: 46 names

  • Lackey Lou
  • Lalo "Lead Foot" Cisneros
  • Landfill Lenny
  • Landlord's Lug
  • Landslide
  • Large Nigel
  • Lars "The Longboat" Lindqvist
  • Laszlo "Loose Tooth" Farkas
  • Late Fee Larry
  • Latisha "The Locomotive" Banks
  • Laundromat Larry
  • Lazy Eye Lou
  • Lech "The Ledge" Malinowski
  • Left Fist and Right Fist
  • Legbreaker Leo
  • Lenny "Lumpy" Schultz
  • Lenny Linguine
  • Leo "The Ladle" Tedesco
  • Leon "Lights Out" Mabry
  • Liam "The Lamppost" Rafferty
  • Line Brawl Lars
  • Little Louie Scalise
  • Little Paulie

L, continued

  • Loading Dock Lou
  • Lockjaw
  • Log Jam
  • Longshore Lonnie
  • Lookout Lenny
  • Lorenzo "The Pizza Oven" Pagano
  • Loretta "Left Hook" Bonfanti
  • Loss Prevention Larry
  • Lou "Lockjaw" Bianchi
  • Lou "Lunch Pail" Marchetti
  • Lou Loafers
  • Louie Lasagna
  • Louie Lead Pipe
  • Louie Love Handles
  • Luc "The Log Splitter" Tremblay
  • Lugnut
  • Luka "The Ladder" Babic
  • Lumbering Lou
  • Lummox
  • Lumpy
  • Lunchbox Lenny
  • Lupe "Lug Nut" Morales
  • Lyle "Lawn Roller" Ketchum

M: 54 names

  • Mace Hand Morn
  • Mag Boots Mack
  • Malachy "The Mangle" Lafferty
  • Man Mountain
  • Manny "Manhole" Aguirre
  • Manny the Mattress
  • Marcus "Mack Truck" Bell
  • Marek "Mop Bucket" Wisniewski
  • Marge "The Mangler" Dudek
  • Mario Mozzarella
  • Marty "Manhole Cover" Gentile
  • Marty Mortadella
  • Massimo "Meat Grinder" Altieri
  • Matteo Manhandle
  • Mauler
  • Maureen "The Mop Wringer" Dooley
  • Meat and Potatoes
  • Meat Shield Marty
  • Meatball
  • Meathead
  • Meathook Morrison
  • Meatloaf
  • Mei "The Meat Cleaver" Hayashi
  • Memo "The Mallet" Trujillo
  • Message Mickey
  • Messenger Marco
  • Mick "Mortar" Gallagher

M, continued

  • Middle Management Muscle
  • Mikey "Two Chins" DiNapoli
  • Mikey Bends the Fork
  • Mikey Leftovers
  • Mikey Macaroni
  • Milos "The Mallet" Horvath
  • Mimmo "The Mitt" Scarpa
  • Min-ho "Mallet Hands" Park
  • Minder Mick
  • Minion Mel
  • Minotaur on Retainer
  • Mirko "The Millstone" Horvat
  • Misha "The Mudguard" Sidorov
  • Mister Mittens
  • Moe "The Mop" Greenbaum
  • Moe the Mouth
  • Mona "Mudflap" DeLuca
  • Moose
  • Moose Dombrowski
  • Morty Mothballs
  • Mossy "Hod Carrier" Hogan
  • Moving Van Manny
  • Mudflap
  • Mumbles
  • Mungo Doorbreaker
  • Muscle and Hustle
  • Muscle Mike

N: 24 names

  • Nacho "Nightstick" Fuentes
  • Nadia "Nightstick" Kuznetsova
  • Nello "The Hacksaw" Fiorello
  • Net Front Ned
  • Niall "Nine Toes" Shaughnessy
  • Nick the Nick
  • Nicky "Knee Brace" Pizzuti
  • Nicky "No Neck" Russo
  • Nicky Napkins
  • Nicky Nightcrawler
  • Nicky Nosebleed
  • Nico "The Knee" Papadakis
  • Night Shift Goon
  • Night Shift Nate
  • Night Watchman Ned
  • Nikolai Nosebreak
  • No Teeth
  • Nobby the Minder
  • Nose Tackle Nate
  • Numbers Nicky
  • Nunzio "The Nose" Barone
  • Nunzio Knuckleduster
  • Nunzio the Nuisance
  • Nuts and Bolts

O: 11 names

  • Ogre Named Kevin
  • Oleg "Overtime" Baranov
  • Olga "The Oak" Semenova
  • One Punch Pulaski
  • Orazio "Padlock" Santoro
  • Orc With a Ledger
  • Otis "Oil Drum" Latimer
  • Ottavio "The Overcoat" Cavallo
  • Otto "Oxcart" Brandt
  • Overdue Otto
  • Overqualified Goon

P: 44 names

  • Padraig "The Paddle" Cassidy
  • Pallet Pete
  • Palooka Pete
  • Pancho "Piledriver" Rojas
  • Parking Lot Pat
  • Part Time Goon
  • Pasquale Punchbag
  • Past Due Pete
  • Pat "The Bat" Flanagan
  • Patsy "Pliers" Conte
  • Patsy Pat
  • Paulie "Pipes" Tortorella
  • Paulie Meatballs
  • Paulie Pajamas
  • Paulie Paunch
  • Pavel "Paving Stone" Dvorak
  • Pawn Shop Percy
  • Paws
  • Payday Paulie
  • Penalty Box Pete
  • Performance Review Pete
  • Pete Provolone

P, continued

  • Petey "Pallet Jack" Grimaldi
  • Petey Pretzels
  • Phil the Phone Booth
  • Philomena "The Fridge Door" Gallucci
  • Piano Mover Pete
  • Picket Line Pete
  • Pier Six Pauly
  • Piero "Pinky Ring" Fontana
  • Pine Barrens Pauly
  • Pino "Pork Chop" Bellini
  • Pipe Wrench
  • Plug on the Wing
  • Polite Goon
  • Pool Hall Paulie
  • Pork and Beans
  • Pork Store Paulie
  • Portcullis Pete
  • Pot Roast
  • Primo "The Pothole" Lupo
  • Prop Forward Pat
  • Pug Hanlon
  • Punch Drunk Paulie

Q: 2 names

  • Queenie "The Quarry" Okonkwo
  • Quiet Frank

R: 42 names

  • Radek "Rolled Sleeves" Novotny
  • Radiator
  • Radu "The Radiator Cap" Popescu
  • Railyard Rudy
  • Raj "Road Roller" Bhatt
  • Ralphie "Rebar" Cusumano
  • Ralphie Ricotta
  • Raul "The Rhino" Ortega
  • Ray Ray Rigatoni
  • Rebar
  • Recharging Goon
  • Red "Rivets" Costigan
  • Reggie "Rebar" Coleman
  • Regional Goon Manager
  • Reluctant Goon
  • Reminder Ralphie
  • Remo "Ratchet" Zito
  • Remy "The Rampart" Moreau
  • Rent a Goon
  • Renzo "Rump Roast" Trapani
  • Repo Rocco

R, continued

  • Reservoir Rocco
  • Retired Goon
  • Richie "Ribs" Palumbo
  • Richie Ravioli
  • Rinaldo "Railroad Tie" Brancato
  • Ringside Roscoe
  • Roadie Rocco
  • Rocco "The Rock" Abbate
  • Rocco Ribcrusher
  • Ron the Removal Man
  • Rooftop Rocco
  • Rory "The Radiator" Quinn
  • Rosalie "Rolling Boil" Marino
  • Rough and Tumble
  • Roxie "Rolling Pin" Rizzo
  • Roy "The Roadblock" Slocum
  • Rudy "The Girder" Ricciardi
  • Rufus "The Rain Barrel" Pettigrew
  • Rugby Club Rhys
  • Rumrunner Rex
  • Ryszard Ribshot

S: 87 names

  • Sal "Steel Toe" Vitiello
  • Sal "Two Fingers" Moretti
  • Sal Blocks the Sun
  • Sal the Shoulder
  • Sally Boy Gattuso
  • Salvatore Slapbox
  • Samir "The Safe" Haddad
  • Sammy Suspenders
  • Sandbag
  • Santo "Sump Pump" Bonfiglio
  • Sap Glove Sweeney
  • Scaffold Sal
  • Scaffolder Scott
  • Scarface Sal
  • Scrapyard Sal
  • Seamus "Sawbones" Doyle
  • Seasonal Goon
  • Second Banana Benny
  • Senior Associate, Intimidation
  • Sergei "The Sledge" Orlov
  • Service Entrance Sy
  • Servo Fist Sid
  • Sewer Guild Snagg
  • Shakedown Sam
  • Shane "Shovel" Fitzgerald
  • Shield Lugger Lunt
  • Shift Disturber
  • Shin Kick Shep
  • Shiner

S, continued

  • Shirl "The Shovel" Mancuso
  • Shotgun Seat Sonny
  • Shuffles
  • Sid the Sofa
  • Side of Beef
  • Sidekick Sid
  • Silent Sam
  • Silvano "Soup Bones" Petrocelli
  • Sin Bin Sven
  • Siobhan "The Shin" O'Rourke
  • Skinny Pete Dolan
  • Slab
  • Slab and Chunk
  • Slab of Beef
  • Slapshot Sammy
  • Sledge
  • Sledge McKenna
  • Sleepy Goon
  • Slow Eddie
  • Slugger Sloane
  • Smash and Grab
  • Social Club Sal
  • Sonny "Sandbag" Vitale
  • Sonny Slippers
  • Southpaw
  • Spare Tire Stan
  • Sparring Partner Sal
  • Speakeasy Spike
  • Special Delivery Sal

S, continued

  • Speed Bump
  • Spiro "Spare Ribs" Andreou
  • Split Lip
  • Squat Rack Zack
  • Stage Door Stan
  • Stairwell Steve
  • Stan "The Stump" Pawlak
  • Stan Shoulder Pads
  • Stan the Van
  • Station Security Stan
  • Stavros "Stovepipe" Kostas
  • Steamroller
  • Stefano Strongarm
  • Stevedore Steve
  • Stevie Stromboli
  • Stick and Stone
  • Stitches
  • Stomp
  • Stooge Number One
  • Stooge Number Two
  • Stooge Stan
  • Stosh "The Stove" Wojcik
  • Stumpy
  • Substitute Goon
  • Sucker Punch
  • Sully "Slapjack" Brennan
  • Svetlana "The Snowplow" Morozova
  • Swamp Swanson
  • Synth Arm Sasha

T: 125 names

  • Tadeusz "The Tractor" Jankowski
  • Tadhg "Turnstile" Corrigan
  • Tailpipe
  • Tall Goon and Short Goon
  • Tank
  • Tank Tran
  • Taro "Two Tons" Hashimoto
  • Tavern Bouncer Tolk
  • Team Building Tony
  • Teddy "Tombstone" Vaccaro
  • Teddy Tracksuit
  • Tel the Tank Top
  • Teodor "Tailgate" Ilic
  • The Accountant
  • The Actuary
  • The Altar Boy
  • The Anchor
  • The Auditor
  • The Babysitter
  • The Bank Vault
  • The Barber
  • The Baron's Bludgeon
  • The Bellhop
  • The Bull
  • The Butcher
  • The Caterer
  • The Chaperone
  • The Chiropractor
  • The Choir Director
  • The Closer
  • The Collector

T, continued

  • The Crossing Guard
  • The Deadbolt
  • The Dentist
  • The Door
  • The Drawbridge
  • The Enforcer
  • The Exterminator
  • The Final Notice
  • The Florist
  • The Galoot
  • The Glacier
  • The Gorilla
  • The Greek
  • The Grizzly
  • The Guildmaster's Fist
  • The Hammer
  • The Hippo
  • The Janitor
  • The Landscaper
  • The Last Warning
  • The Librarian
  • The Lighthouse
  • The Locksmith
  • The Lug
  • The Mastiff
  • The Mechanic
  • The Monolith
  • The Mook
  • The Negotiator
  • The Notary
  • The Optometrist

T, continued

  • The Other Goons
  • The Ox
  • The Palooka
  • The Persuader
  • The Pharmacist
  • The Piano Tuner
  • The Plumber
  • The Podiatrist
  • The Priest
  • The Professor
  • The Refrigerator
  • The Repo Man
  • The Substitute Teacher
  • The Tailor
  • The Undertaker
  • The Upholsterer
  • The Usher
  • The Wall
  • The Walrus
  • The Water Buffalo
  • Thelma "The Thresher" Novak
  • Thiago "The Truck Tire" Barbosa
  • Thieves' Guild Thumper
  • Third Goon From the Left
  • Third Pairing Bruiser
  • This One and That One
  • Thud
  • Thudd of the Docks
  • Thumb Breaker Theo
  • Thumbs
  • Thumper

T, continued

  • Tino "Tenderizer" Bellomo
  • Tiny
  • Tiny Clyde Pruitt
  • Tiny Tina Tortorella
  • Tiny Tommy Bracco
  • Tiptoe
  • Tire Iron
  • Titanium Jaw Jax
  • Tito "Tire Iron" Espinoza
  • Toll Plaza Teddy
  • Tollgate Tam
  • Tomato Can Tony
  • Tommy "Tire Iron" Greco
  • Tommy "Trunk Lid" Scibelli
  • Tommy Three Lunches
  • Tommy Tuna Fish
  • Tony "Tiptoes" Lombardi
  • Tony Toll Booth
  • Tony Two Doorways
  • Toothless Winger
  • Torvald "The Timber" Eriksen
  • Tow Chain
  • Tow Hook Tommy
  • Tow Truck Tony
  • Trunk Space Tony
  • Tugboat
  • Tullio "Bolt Cutters" Pastore
  • Tunde "Tow Bar" Adeyemi
  • Two Minutes for Roughing
  • Two Teeth
  • Two Tons of Fun
  • Tyrone "Tank" Washington

U: 6 names

  • Ulrich "The Anvil Cart" Hoffmann
  • Umberto "The Umbrella Stand" Scaglione
  • Uncle Reg's Driver
  • Union Rep Goon
  • Unit Seven Muscle
  • Unpaid Intern Goon

V: 18 names

  • Vasily "Valve" Lebedev
  • Velvet Rope Vinnie
  • Vending Route Vic
  • Vern "The Vault" Skaggs
  • Vice President of Looming
  • Vig Vinnie
  • Vinnie "The Hammer" Castellano
  • Vinnie Bagadonuts
  • Vinnie Extra Gravy
  • Vinnie the Vestibule
  • Vinnie Two Socks
  • Vinnie Veneers
  • Virgil "Fence Stretcher" Yoakum
  • Vito "The Vise" Ferrante
  • Vito Just Looms
  • Vito Velour
  • Vittorio "Vending Machine" Venturi
  • Vladimir Vicegrip

W: 18 names

  • Wade "The Woodpile" Stubbs
  • Wallop
  • Wally Windbreaker
  • Walt "The Wrench" Sobczak
  • Wanda "The Wrecking Ball" Wozniak
  • Warehouse Wally
  • Warning Shot Walt
  • Waterfront Walt
  • Weekend Goon
  • Wet Work Walt
  • Wharf Rat Wulf
  • Wheelman Walt
  • Wide Load Walt
  • Wiremu "The Winch" Tipene
  • Wladek "The Wardrobe" Kowalewski
  • Wojtek "The Wheelbarrow" Sikora
  • Wolfgang "Wall Stud" Brenner
  • Wrecking Ball

X: 1 name

  • Ximena "The Hand Truck" Zamora

Y: 3 names

  • Yannis "The Yardarm" Papadopoulos
  • Yolanda "The Yardstick" Castillo
  • Yuri "Meat Locker" Sokolov

Z: 6 names

  • Zbigniew "Zinc Bucket" Majewski
  • Zeno "Zucchini" Zambrano
  • Zero G Zeke
  • Ziggy "Zip Tie" Nowak
  • Zoltan "Zipper" Varga
  • Zoran "Zero Patience" Markovic