Poop Name Generator

Silly names for poops, plops and potty humor

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Generate funny poop names for bathroom jokes, poop emoji characters, potty-training charts, gag gifts and group chats: pun names like Sir Plops-a-Lot and Captain Log, classic euphemisms like The Brown Trout, and mascot-style names like Plopsy and Mr. Stinky.

About poop names

Poop names come in three flavors, and a good one usually commits to just one. The first is the character name: a poop emoji plush, a potty-training mascot, a cartoon turd in a kids' book or a group-chat running joke gets a proper name like Plopsy, Mr. Stinky or Poopert. These work best when they sound like a real name with one swapped syllable, the way Sir Plops-a-Lot parodies a knight.

The second flavor is the euphemism, the nickname for the act or the result: The Brown Trout, The Clean Getaway, The Ghost Poop, Dropping the Kids Off. These are really descriptions, so the funniest ones are specific about shape, timing or circumstance (The Pre-Coffee Special, Taco Tuesday's Revenge). The third is the pun on a famous name or phrase: Poo-lius Caesar, Edgar Allan Poo, Flush Gordon, Plop Goes the Weasel. Puns land hardest when the original is instantly recognizable and the swap changes only one sound.

This list mixes all three and adds pet, diaper, barnyard, loo-slang and team names, so you can pull a name for a gag gift label, a fantasy football team or a toddler's reward chart. Everything here stays on the silly side of bathroom humor, so it is safe to read aloud at a family dinner, if your family is that kind of family.

How to choose poop names

  • Match the name to the job: cute mascot names (Plopsy, Nugget, Brownie the Bear) for kids' potty charts and plush toys, pun names (Poo-lius Caesar, Flush Gordon) for gag gifts and team names, euphemisms (The Brown Trout, The Clean Getaway) for describing a specific event to your group chat.
  • Add a title for instant pomp: Sir, Captain, Professor, Baron or Admiral in front of an ordinary poop word turns it into a character, and the contrast between the formal title and the subject is most of the joke.
  • For a pun, swap a single sound in a name everyone knows. Edgar Allan Poo and Mary Poopins work because the original is unmistakable; if people have to think about the source, the joke dies.
  • Keep it short if it is going on a label, mug or jersey. Two or three words read at a glance; long euphemisms like The Five-Alarm Chili Aftermath are better said out loud than printed.
  • Know your audience. This list stays on the silly side of bathroom humor on purpose; if the name is for a kid, skip anything with crap or fart in it and lean on plop, poop, toot and stinky.

Frequently asked questions

What is this poop name generator for?

Mostly for laughs: naming a poop emoji plush or pillow, labeling a gag gift, picking a fantasy football or trivia team name, giving a toddler's potty-training chart a mascot, or settling which friend gets to name the group chat this week. Writers also use it for cartoon characters, kids' books and comic strips.

Are these names kid-friendly?

Most of them are. The list is built around poop, plop, toot, stinky and similar words, with a few mild crap and fart entries. If you are naming something for young children, stick to the mascot-style names such as Plopsy, Nugget, Brownie the Bear, Mr. Stinky and Poopert.

What is a good name for the poop emoji?

Short, friendly names with a smile in them work best for the smiling poop emoji: Plopsy, Poopert, Mr. Stinky, Nugget, Swirly, Smiley Poop, Cocoa Puff or Poopington Bear. The emoji is cheerful, so the name should be too.

What are some classic nicknames for poop?

The evergreen euphemisms are Number Two, The Brown Trout, Dropping the Kids Off, The Morning Glory, The Ghost Poop (it vanishes before you look), The Clean Getaway (no paper needed), The Floater, The Submarine, The Old Faithful and The Log. This generator includes those plus hundreds of newer ones.

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A: 7 names

  • Admiral Ackbum
  • Admiral Flush
  • Alpaca Pile
  • Ambassador Aroma
  • Archduke of Aroma
  • Attila the Bun
  • Auntie Whiff

B: 68 names

  • Backhouse Boris
  • Bad Dog Biscuit
  • Bandit Brownpants
  • Barnacle Bill
  • Barnyard Biscuit
  • Baron Brownstone
  • Baron von Plop
  • Bat Cave Carpet
  • Bathroom Bandit
  • Bean There Done That
  • Beethoven's Movement
  • Beetle's Bowling Ball
  • Bidet Bridget
  • Big Dookie Energy
  • Big Jobs Bertie
  • Big Plop
  • Big Poppa Squats
  • Bigfoot's Footprint
  • Billabong Bomber
  • Bitty Biscuit
  • Bloaty Brody
  • Bloop
  • Bobby Bowel
  • Bog Roll Barry
  • Bog Standard Bob
  • Boom Boom Baby
  • Bottom Burp Bill
  • Bottom Feeder
  • Bowel Mitchell
  • Bowl Bandit
  • Bowl Boss
  • Bowl Buster
  • Bowl Hog
  • Bowl Me Over

B, continued

  • Bowl Movement Jones
  • Bowlby
  • Bowlzebub
  • Brigadier Bloat
  • Brown Banana
  • Brown Betty
  • Brown Bomber
  • Brown Bullet
  • Brown Dwarf
  • Brown Eye Joe
  • Brown Noser
  • Brown Recluse
  • Brown Sugar Bear
  • Brown Thunder
  • Brownie Batter Betty
  • Brownie Biscuit
  • Brownie Bits
  • Brownie Bun
  • Brownie Hawkeye
  • Brownie McSquish
  • Brownie Points
  • Brownie the Bear
  • Buffalo Chip
  • Bum Biscuit
  • Bum Bum
  • Bum Cake
  • Bum Drop
  • Bum Fluff
  • Bum Nugget
  • Bumfuzzle
  • Burble
  • Butt Burrito
  • Buttnugget Bob
  • Buzz Lightrear

C: 53 names

  • Captain Caboose
  • Captain Chunky
  • Captain Clench
  • Captain Clogg
  • Captain Crunch Time
  • Captain Dump
  • Captain Log
  • Captain Plop
  • Captain Potty Pants
  • Captain Squat
  • Captain Stinky
  • Caramel Curl
  • Castings Cassie
  • Caterpillar Crumbs
  • Cesspit Cecil
  • Chain Puller Charlie
  • Chancellor Chunk
  • Cheeky Chunk
  • Cheeky Squeaker
  • Chemical Toilet Tim
  • Chief Cheekbuster
  • Chili Con Carnage
  • Choco Chip
  • Chocolate Hostage
  • Chocolate Thunder
  • Chunklet
  • Chunky Chuck
  • Cinderstinka
  • Cinnamon Swirl
  • Cistern Cyril
  • Clench Press
  • Clenchy Clancy
  • Cleopootra
  • Clumpy
  • Coach Clencher
  • Cocoa Bean
  • Cocoa Loco
  • Cocoa Puff
  • Colonel Clench
  • Commodore Clog
  • Compost Carl
  • Corporal Cramp
  • Count Doo-ku
  • Count Poopula
  • Countess Clenchington
  • Cow Pie Clyde
  • Cowboy Cowpat
  • Cowpat Patty
  • Coyote Calling Card
  • Crapper Crockett
  • Cubicle Colin
  • Curly Q
  • Curry in a Hurry

D: 69 names

  • Dame Dookworth
  • Dame Judi Plop
  • Deer Raisins
  • Detective Deuce
  • Deuce Bigalow
  • Deuce McGoose
  • Diaper Dandy
  • Dingleberry Dave
  • Dino Doorstop
  • Doctor Doo
  • Doctor Poolittle
  • Doo Diligence
  • Doo Doo Bird
  • Doo Doo Doodle
  • Doo Doo Head
  • Doo Doo Ron Ron
  • Doo Drop
  • Doo-Doo Brown
  • Doo-Doo Dixon
  • Doo-rito
  • Doodie Bag Dave
  • Doodie Calls
  • Doodie Mercury
  • Doodie Pie
  • Doodle Dan
  • Doodlebug
  • Doodoo Voodoo
  • Doody Doo
  • Doody Duty
  • Dook Nukem
  • Dook Skywalker
  • Dooker T. Washington
  • Dookie Bear
  • Dookie Daddy

D, continued

  • Dookie Doodle
  • Dookie Dookington
  • Dookie Dumpling
  • Dookie Howser
  • Dookie Monster
  • Dookie Pooch
  • Dookrates
  • Dooky Lama
  • Dookzilla
  • Dooley
  • Dowager Duchess of Dung
  • Dr. Dookie
  • Dr. Flush
  • Dr. Poopenstein
  • Drain Blocker Derek
  • Dropping Dave
  • Dropping the Kids Off
  • Droppings Dudley
  • Duchess of Dookie
  • Duke of Dook
  • Dumper Dan
  • Dumplin' Dan
  • Dumpling
  • Dumpling Dave
  • Dumpo
  • Dumpster Fire
  • Dumptruck Dan
  • Dumpy Bear
  • Dumpy McDumpface
  • Dung Beetle Dan
  • Dung Ho
  • Dung Lord
  • Dung Roller Rolf
  • Dunny Dave
  • Dunny Diver

E: 4 names

  • Earl of Smellsworth
  • Edgar Allan Poo
  • Elk Duds
  • Emperor Poopatine

F: 36 names

  • Fair Dinkum Dumper
  • Fanny Flapper
  • Farmer Brownfield
  • Fart Knocker
  • Fartholomew
  • Fartin' Martin
  • Fecal Freddie
  • Fecal Matter Horn
  • Fertilizer Phil
  • Fewmets Finn
  • Fido's Finest
  • Flatulence Fred
  • Float Valve Vernon
  • Floaty McFloatface
  • Flush Gordon
  • Flush Hour
  • Flusher Price
  • Flushington
  • Flushy
  • Fossil Fudge
  • Fox Twist
  • Frankenstool
  • Frass Francis
  • Friar Tuckus
  • Fudge Dragon
  • Fudge Factory
  • Fudge Fairy
  • Fudge Loaf
  • Fudge Monster
  • Fudge Nugget
  • Fudgekins
  • Fudgey Wudgey
  • Fudgie
  • Fudgie Bear
  • Full English Farewell
  • Full Flush Phil

G: 34 names

  • Game of Porcelain Thrones
  • Gandalf the Brown
  • Garden Snail Squiggle
  • Garderobe Gareth
  • Gaseous Clay
  • Gassy Cassie
  • Gassy Gassington
  • Gassy Gus
  • General Mess
  • Genghis Flush
  • Giraffe Acorns
  • Gloop
  • Goat Pebbles
  • Goldilogs
  • Good Boy Gone Rogue
  • Governor Grunt
  • Grandpa Grunts
  • Granny Toots
  • Grimy Jimmy
  • Grumble Bum
  • Grumble Guts
  • Grumblekins
  • Grumpy Dumpy
  • Grunt and Bear It
  • Grunt Work
  • Grunter
  • Grunty
  • Guano Gary
  • Guinea Pig Confetti
  • Gurgle
  • Gurgly Gertie
  • Gut Buster
  • Gut Flora Flo
  • Gut Reaction

H: 12 names

  • Half Flush Hattie
  • Harry Pooter
  • Headmaster Honk
  • Hedgehog Sausage
  • Hippo Tail Spinner
  • Honey Wagon Hal
  • Honking Horace
  • Horse Apple Hank
  • Horse Trail Hurdle
  • Hot Fudge Sundae Sam
  • Huckleberry Flush
  • Humpty Dumpy

I: 2 names

  • Inspector Reek
  • Ivan the Terribly Smelly

J: 5 names

  • Jabba the Butt
  • Jack and the Beanstink
  • Johnny Dumpseed
  • Julius Squeezer
  • Jurassic Deposit

K: 6 names

  • Keeper of the Throne
  • Kerplunk
  • Kersplash
  • Khazi Kev
  • King Arthur's Round Stool
  • King Turdrick

L: 38 names

  • Lady Plopsalot
  • Lady Whiffington
  • Latrine Lorraine
  • Lay-By Leonard
  • Leonardo da Stinky
  • Librarian Lingers
  • Lieutenant Log
  • Lil' Squirt
  • Litter Box Larry
  • Little Bo Poop
  • Little Red Riding Poop
  • Little Stinker
  • Llama Beans
  • Loaf Lord
  • Loaf Nelson
  • Loaf Pincher
  • Loaf Story
  • Loafer
  • Loafy
  • Log Cabin
  • Log Day's Journey
  • Log Jam
  • Loggerhead
  • Loggy Bottoms
  • Logzilla
  • Logzy
  • Long Drop Larry
  • Loo Roll Lou
  • Lord Dumpington
  • Lord Loafington
  • Lord of the Flush
  • Lord Stinkington
  • Luke Skyflusher
  • Lumber Yard Lenny
  • Lumpkin
  • Lumpy Dumpy
  • Lumpy Loaf
  • Lumpy Space Poop

M: 55 names

  • Madame Splatter
  • Maestro Movement
  • Major Stink
  • Mama Mudpie
  • Mammoth Mound
  • Manhole Monty
  • Manure Maurice
  • Marchioness of Muck
  • Marquis de Squat
  • Mary Poopins
  • Mayor McSqueeze
  • Meadow Muffin
  • Microbiome Mike
  • Midden Maddie
  • Mini Muffin
  • Miss Muddy Bottoms
  • Miss Splashy
  • Mister Plops
  • Mittens' Revenge
  • Moby Deuce
  • Mocha
  • Moose Marbles
  • Mr. Crappy
  • Mr. Floaty
  • Mr. Grumbly Guts
  • Mr. Grunts
  • Mr. Hankey's Cousin
  • Mr. Mudbutt
  • Mr. Pinch
  • Mr. Plopsworth
  • Mr. Rumbles
  • Mr. Smelly
  • Mr. Stinky
  • Mr. Toots
  • Mr. Whiffy
  • Mrs. Whiffleton
  • Ms. Flushworth
  • Muck Raker
  • Muckle
  • Mucky Chucky
  • Mucky Mickey
  • Mud Bucket
  • Mud Monkey
  • Mud Muffin
  • Mud Pie
  • Mud Wrestler
  • Mudbug
  • Mudbutt Mel
  • Muddy Buddy
  • Mudflap
  • Mudkins
  • Mudpie Murphy
  • Mudpuppy
  • Mudslide Mike
  • Mushy Marv

N: 11 names

  • Napoleon Bonapoot
  • Nappy Filler
  • Niblet
  • Niffy Biff
  • Niffy Nora
  • Night Soil Nigel
  • Nubbin
  • Nugget
  • Number Two
  • Number Two Delight
  • Number Two Ninja

O: 9 names

  • Odor in the Court
  • Officer Odor
  • Ol' Reliable
  • Old King Stool
  • Old Man Rumbles
  • Oliver Twisty
  • Outback Outhouse Ollie
  • Outhouse Agnes
  • Owl Whitewash

P: 139 names

  • Pancake Batter
  • Panda Pellet
  • Pants Ruiner
  • Papa Pooper
  • Paper Jam
  • Parp Master
  • Parrotfish Sand
  • Peanut Pooper
  • Pellet Penny
  • Penguin Launch Streak
  • Peter Poopan
  • Pew-Pew
  • Pewbert
  • Pewford
  • Pinch Hitter
  • Pinchy
  • Pipe Cleaner Pat
  • Plop Art
  • Plop Bottom
  • Plop Culture
  • Plop Daddy
  • Plop Goes My Heart
  • Plop Goes the Weasel
  • Plop Gun
  • Plop Larkin
  • Plop Rockefeller
  • Plop Rocks
  • Plop Secret
  • Plop Squad
  • Plop Star
  • Plop Tart
  • Plop Till You Drop
  • Plop Top
  • Plopaganda
  • Plopatron
  • Plopcorn
  • Plopcrates
  • Plopernicus
  • Plopeye the Sailor
  • Plopkin
  • Plopo
  • Ploppa Doo
  • Plopper
  • Plopper Stopper
  • Ploppy Seconds
  • Plopscotch

P, continued

  • Plopsicle
  • Plopstein
  • Plopsworth
  • Plopsy
  • Plopsy Daisy
  • Plopsy Doodle
  • Plopsy Turvy
  • Ploptimus Prime
  • Plumber's Nightmare
  • Plumpkin
  • Plunger Games
  • Plunger Pru
  • Pocket Stinker
  • Pongo
  • Pongy Bongo
  • Pongy Pat
  • Poo Bah
  • Poo Bear
  • Poo Fighters
  • Poo Poo Pete
  • Poo Poo Platter
  • Poo Tang Clan
  • Poo-casso
  • Poo-lius Caesar
  • Poobert Downey Jr.
  • Pooccini
  • Pooch Plop
  • Poodini
  • Poodolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer
  • Poofessor
  • Poofus
  • Pookums
  • Poolio Iglesias
  • Poop Chute Chuck
  • Poop Deck Pete
  • Poop Dogg
  • Poop Emoji Pete
  • Poop Fiction
  • Poop Soup
  • Poop Tart
  • Poop-a-Doodle-Doo
  • Poopaganda
  • Poopaloo
  • Poopaloompa
  • Pooper Scooper Cooper
  • Pooperman

P, continued

  • Poopernickel
  • Poopert
  • Poophoria
  • Poopie Longlegs
  • Poopie Pie
  • Poopington Bear
  • Poopiter
  • Pooplebee
  • Pooplet
  • Pooplius Maximus
  • Poopoo
  • Poops McGee
  • Poopsie Daisy
  • Poopsie Woopsie
  • Poopstradamus
  • Poopsy Malone
  • Poopunzel
  • Poopy Cupcake
  • Poopy Gilmore
  • Poopy Longstocking
  • Poopy McFly
  • Poopy Pancake
  • Poopy Pants
  • Poopy Patootie
  • Poopy Pirate
  • Poopy Pooch
  • Poopy Poppins
  • Pooseidon
  • Pootankhamun
  • Pootie
  • Pootsy
  • Porcelain Pete
  • Porcelain Pirate
  • Porcelain Throne Prince
  • Potty Chair Charlie
  • Potty Mouth
  • Potty Pal
  • Potty Prince
  • Potty Rocket
  • Prairie Pastry
  • Princess Pootunia
  • Private Plop
  • Privy Councillor
  • Privy Percy
  • Professor Coprolite
  • Professor Plop
  • Pull the Chain Jane

R: 22 names

  • Ranger Rumblegut
  • Rank Frank
  • Rear Admiral
  • Rear Ender
  • Reek of the Week
  • Reekie
  • Reeky Ricky
  • Referee Reeker
  • Reginald Bowelworth
  • Rhino Roundabout
  • Ripe Rupert
  • Ripper Stinker
  • Road Apple
  • Robin Poop
  • Roll Model
  • Rover's Calling Card
  • Rumble Strip
  • Rumbler
  • Rumbly Rick
  • Rumbly Tumbly
  • Rump Roast
  • Rumpelstinkskin

S: 107 names

  • S-Bend Sid
  • Scat Man Stan
  • Scatty Cat
  • Senator Stench
  • Septic Cedric
  • Sergeant Splash
  • Service Station Sheila
  • Sewer Stuart
  • Sewer Surfer
  • Shartacus
  • Sheriff Dookwell
  • Sherlock Bowels
  • Sippy Cup Surprise
  • Sir Dooks
  • Sir Flush
  • Sir Flushalot
  • Sir Grunt
  • Sir Lance-a-Log
  • Sir Mudbottom
  • Sir Nugget
  • Sir Ploppington
  • Sir Plops
  • Sir Plops-a-Lot
  • Sir Skidmore
  • Sir Splash
  • Sir Squat
  • Sir Squatsworth
  • Sir Stinks
  • Sir Toots
  • Sir Toots-a-Lot
  • Skid Marx
  • Skid Rowe
  • Skidmark Sam
  • Sleeping Stinky
  • Sloth's Weekly Special
  • Sludge Judge
  • Slurry Murray
  • Smellington
  • Smelliott
  • Smells Like Teen Stink
  • Smellvin
  • Smelly Kelly
  • Smiley Poop
  • Smoosh
  • Snake in the Bowl
  • Sneaky Squeak
  • Snow Brown
  • Soggy Bottom Boy
  • Soil Pipe Simon
  • Specimen Jar Jerry
  • Splashdown Sam
  • Splashy
  • Splat

S, continued

  • Splatty Patty
  • Splish Splash
  • Splodge
  • Sploosh
  • Spraint Spencer
  • Squat Team Six
  • Squatch
  • Squatricia
  • Squatter
  • Squatter's Rights
  • Squattin' Bull
  • Squatty
  • Squatzilla
  • Squeaky Squat
  • Squeeze Play
  • Squelch
  • Squelchy Sheldon
  • Squidge
  • Squirmy Hermie
  • Squishums
  • Squishy
  • Stable Souvenir
  • Stanky Frankie
  • Stenchy Benji
  • Sticky Ricky
  • Sticky Steve
  • Stink Bomb
  • Stink Lincoln
  • Stink Ray
  • Stinkaroo
  • Stinkasaurus Rex
  • Stinkbug
  • Stinkerbell
  • Stinkerdoodle
  • Stinkerella
  • Stinkius
  • Stinkler
  • Stinko
  • Stinkopotamus
  • Stinkpot
  • Stinkums
  • Stinkwell
  • Stinky Pete
  • Stinky Pinky
  • Stinky Stanley
  • Stool Chart Star
  • Stool of Rock
  • Stool Pigeon
  • Stool Sergeant
  • Stool's Gold
  • Sump Pump Sally
  • Sunday Roast Send-Off
  • Swirlington
  • Swirly

T: 291 names

  • Taco Tuesday's Revenge
  • Teeny Toot
  • The Abominable Stoolman
  • The Afterburner
  • The Airplane Lavatory Standoff
  • The All-Clear
  • The Almost-Home Sprint
  • The Anaconda
  • The Avalanche
  • The Backdoor Bandit
  • The Backyard Landmine
  • The Bath Time Betrayal
  • The Bathroom Barbarian
  • The Bathroom Bully
  • The Bean Counter
  • The Beet Scare
  • The Behind-the-Couch Special
  • The Belly Flop
  • The Bidet Brigade
  • The Big Brown One
  • The Big Kid Victory
  • The Big Push
  • The Blowout
  • The Blueberry Shocker
  • The Boomerang
  • The Bowel Movers
  • The Bowl Bomber
  • The Bowl Buddy
  • The Bowl Cut
  • The Bowl Weevil
  • The Breakfast Burrito
  • The Brown Streak
  • The Brown Trout
  • The Brownie Troop
  • The Bum Rush
  • The Bunny Raisins
  • The Buried Treasure
  • The Burrito Bill Comes Due
  • The Butt Biscuit
  • The Butt Brownie
  • The Buzzer Beater
  • The Caboose Crew
  • The Cannonball
  • The Car Ride Calamity
  • The Car Seat Catastrophe
  • The Caramel Comet
  • The Cat Burglar's Gift
  • The Cathole Special
  • The Changing Table Ambush
  • The Cheese Blocker
  • The Chili Cook-Off Champion
  • The Clean Getaway
  • The Clench Warmers
  • The Cliffhanger
  • The Clogger
  • The Colon Collective
  • The Come-Look-at-This
  • The Commercial Break

T, continued

  • The Conference Call Mute
  • The Cork Popper
  • The Corkscrew
  • The Corn Collector
  • The Corner Hider
  • The Courtesy Flush
  • The Crossword Finisher
  • The Curl
  • The Curled Wonder
  • The Curry Callback
  • The Dawn Patrol
  • The Depth Charge
  • The Deuce Droppers
  • The Diaper Destroyer
  • The Dirty Deed
  • The Dog Park Deposit
  • The Dog Walker's Dilemma
  • The Dookie Dynasty
  • The Doorstop
  • The Double Bagger
  • The Double Flush Club
  • The Double Flusher
  • The Dragon's Tail
  • The Dung Ball Derby
  • The Elephant Boulder
  • The Elevator Clench
  • The Encore
  • The Espresso Shot
  • The Exam Hall Rumble
  • The Exit Ramp Prayer
  • The Fairway Hazard
  • The False Alarm
  • The Fiber Miracle
  • The Fiber Optics
  • The First Flush
  • The Five-Alarm Chili Aftermath
  • The Flip-Flop Finder
  • The Floater
  • The Floaters and Sinkers
  • The Flush and Wave Bye-Bye
  • The Flush Mob
  • The Flush Rush
  • The Fudge Judge
  • The Garage Door Miracle
  • The Gas Station Sushi Verdict
  • The Ghost Poop
  • The Gold Star Special
  • The Grandma's House Special
  • The Gravy Boat
  • The Great Flush
  • The Great Gassy
  • The Grunt
  • The Guest Bathroom Guilt
  • The Gumball Machine
  • The Gut Feelings
  • The Halftime Show
  • The Hallway Hazard
  • The Hamster Sprinkles

T, continued

  • The Hershey Squirt
  • The Hot Drop
  • The Hot Wing Regret
  • The Jalapeño Surprise
  • The Kid Who Wouldn't Flush
  • The Landslide
  • The Lava Flow
  • The Lawn Ornament
  • The Leash Stopper
  • The Leave No Trace
  • The Loch Mess Monster
  • The Log
  • The Log Flume
  • The Log Ness Monster
  • The Long Goodbye
  • The Long Haul Layover
  • The Lunch Break Legend
  • The Mic Drop
  • The Midnight Express
  • The Mighty Dump
  • The Mile Twenty Scare
  • The Milkshake Mistake
  • The Morning Constitutionals
  • The Morning Glory
  • The Mower's Nemesis
  • The Mud Dragon
  • The Mudbutt
  • The Mudslinger
  • The Nacho Reckoning
  • The Nature Callers
  • The Never-Ending Wipe
  • The Nugget Knight
  • The Nursery Nuke
  • The Oat Bran Guarantee
  • The Office Stall Standoff
  • The Old Faithful
  • The On-the-Clock Classic
  • The One-Wipe Wonder
  • The Onesie Ruiner
  • The Paperweight
  • The Pasture Pancake
  • The Phantom Wipe
  • The Phone Scroller
  • The Pigeon Paint Job
  • The Plunger Squad
  • The Poo Whisperer
  • The Porcelain Express
  • The Porcelain Pharaoh
  • The Porcelain Punishers
  • The Port-a-Potty Peril
  • The Potluck Roulette
  • The Potty Dance Finale
  • The Prairie Dog
  • The Pre-Coffee Special
  • The Pretzel
  • The Prune Juice Promise
  • The Prune Platoon
  • The Question Mark

T, continued

  • The Rabbit Pellets
  • The Raisin Rally
  • The Rear Guard
  • The Red-Faced Grunter
  • The Reek Squad
  • The Rest Stop Sprint
  • The Road Trip Regret
  • The Rock Paper Scissors Loser
  • The Roughage Riders
  • The Royal Flushes
  • The Rug Regret
  • The Rump Rocket
  • The Runner's Trots
  • The Scoop Dodger
  • The Seagull Salute
  • The Seat Warmer
  • The Seatbelt Sign Showdown
  • The Second Wave
  • The Semicolons
  • The Septic Skeptics
  • The Shoe Tread Stowaway
  • The Sidewalk Surprise
  • The Silent Killer
  • The Skid Row Rollers
  • The Skidmark Kid
  • The Sleepover Stealth
  • The Slow Burner
  • The Sneaky Squeaker
  • The Snowbank Secret
  • The Snowsuit Situation
  • The Soft Serve
  • The Splasher
  • The Spring Coil
  • The Squeaker
  • The Stain Train
  • The Stall Tactics
  • The Standing Ovation
  • The Stealth Mission
  • The Sticker Chart Champion
  • The Sticky Situation
  • The Stink Tank
  • The Stinkerton
  • The Stolen Seat Caper
  • The Stool Sample
  • The Submarine
  • The Sunday Sitter
  • The Swan Dive
  • The Sweet Corn Reunion
  • The Sweet Potato Sequel
  • The Tent Zipper Race
  • The Textbook Example
  • The Thin Walls Tiptoe
  • The Three-Flush Finale
  • The Throne Rangers
  • The Throne Room Regulars
  • The Thunder from Down Under
  • The Tidal Wave
  • The Toddler Tornado

T, continued

  • The Toilet Tornado
  • The Toilet Torpedo
  • The Toilet Troll
  • The Trail Marker
  • The Trailhead Emergency
  • The Truck Stop Chili Dare
  • The Tub Sub
  • The Tummy Rumbler
  • The Turd Herd
  • The Tushie Torpedo
  • The Two-Minute Warning
  • The Two-Ply Guys
  • The Underpants Uh-Oh
  • The Up-the-Back Attack
  • The Vacation Blockade
  • The Victory Lap
  • The Wet One
  • The Wet Wipe Warriors
  • The Wiggler
  • The Wipeout Crew
  • The Wobbler
  • Throne Alone
  • Thunderbox Theo
  • Timber Tim
  • Tiny Thunder
  • Toilet Hugger
  • Toilet Paper Tony
  • Toot Canal
  • Toot Fairy
  • Toot Sweet
  • Toot Toot
  • Toot Tornado
  • Tootie Fruity
  • Tootles
  • Tootsie
  • Tooty Trudy
  • Tortoise Torpedo
  • Trouser Trumpet
  • Truffle
  • Turd Burglar
  • Turd Eye Blind
  • Turd Ferguson
  • Turd Nerd
  • Turd Nugget
  • Turd Reynolds
  • Turd Tornado
  • Turdinator
  • Turdis
  • Turdle
  • Turdle Dove
  • Turdle Wax
  • Turdley
  • Turdsworth
  • Turdzan
  • Tushy Tim
  • Tushy Tornado
  • Twirly
  • Two-Ply Tyler
  • Type Four Perfect

U: 3 names

  • U-Bend Eugene
  • Uh-Oh Otto
  • Uncle Stench

V: 1 name

  • Vincent van Poo

W: 27 names

  • Wafty Wendell
  • Wafty Willy
  • Water Closet Walter
  • Wee Jobbie
  • Wee Willie Stinky
  • Wet Cement
  • Whale Plume
  • Whiff Wiggins
  • Whiffer
  • Whiffkin
  • Whiffles
  • Whiffy Biffy
  • Whiffy Wilbur
  • Whoopsie Poopsie
  • Wiggly Piggly
  • Wiggly Woo
  • William Shakespoop
  • Windshield Bird Bomb
  • Windy Cindy
  • Winnie the Poo
  • Wipe Out
  • Wiper Viper
  • Wizard of Odor
  • Wobbly Bob
  • Wobbly Wally
  • Wombat Cube
  • Wormcast Wally

Y: 1 name

  • Yard Bomb Bailey