Funny Wizard Name Generator

Comedy wizard names for bumbling mages and parody spellcasters

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Generate funny wizard names for parody spellcasters, comic-relief D&D characters, and joke fantasy stories, from Gandalf the Beige to Merlin the Mediocre. Most names take a real wizard-naming convention and twist it for laughs.

About funny wizard names

Serious wizard names follow a recognizable formula: a grand, archaic-sounding given name (Gandalf, Merlin, Elminster, Raistlin) plus an epithet or color that signals rank and power, such as "the Grey" or "the White." Funny wizard names work by keeping that formula intact and sabotaging one part of it. Swap the color for something drab (Gandalf the Beige), swap the epithet for a mundane failing (Merlin the Mediocre), or keep the epithet grand and give the wizard a painfully ordinary name (Kevin the Conjurer, Dave of the Nine Hells).

The other reliable sources of comedy are puns on famous mages and stage magicians (Dumbledork, Harry Houdidn't, Benedict Conjurerbatch), literal descriptions of what the wizard actually does (The Wizard Who Cast Fireball Indoors), and mock-Tolkien invented names loaded with soft, silly syllables like Fizzlewick, Bumblewick and Wafflewhisker. Old fantasy fans will recognize nods to Bigby, Mordenkainen and Tenser, whose actual D&D spell names already sound faintly ridiculous. The list also has epithets with fine print, guild job titles (Dean of Unintended Consequences), tabletop rules jokes (Nat One Norbert), tiny-domain specialists and wizards named after food.

These names suit comic-relief NPCs at a D&D table, satirical fantasy fiction in the Terry Pratchett tradition, kids' books, Halloween costumes, and any campaign where the party's wizard has rolled one too many natural ones.

How to choose funny wizard names

  • Match the joke to the character's actual failing: a forgetful wizard is Fumblebore, an unlucky one is Baron Von Backfire. The name is funnier when it predicts what happens at the table.
  • For D&D or Pathfinder NPCs, use the "ordinary first name + grand title" pattern (Gary the Grey, Linda the Lich). It gets a laugh instantly and is easy for the DM to remember.
  • Puns on real franchise characters (Dumbledork, Lucius Malfunction) are great for parody, but for original fiction lean on invented names like Fizzlewick Sputterstaff so the character reads as yours and not as a parody.
  • Say the name out loud in a wizardly voice. If it is not funny when boomed dramatically, it will not be funny in the story.
  • Give the wizard a running gag that fits the name, such as always misplacing the spellbook or setting his own beard on fire, so the joke pays off more than once.

Frequently asked questions

How do wizard names usually work, and how do you make them funny?

Classic wizard names pair an archaic-sounding first name with an epithet, like Gandalf the Grey or Saruman the White. To make one funny, keep the structure but undermine one half: a boring color (the Beige), an embarrassing trait (the Forgetful), or an everyday first name (Kevin) attached to a grand title.

Are these names good for a D&D character?

Yes. Comic wizards are a staple of tabletop games, and names like Baron Von Backfire or Percival Panic give the whole table a shared joke. Check with your DM about tone first, since a very silly name can clash with a grim campaign.

Can I use these funny wizard names in a book or video?

The invented names (Fizzlewick Sputterstaff, Wafflewhisker the Wondrous) are the safer choice, though nothing on this list has been checked against existing books, games or trademarks. Names that parody Harry Potter, Tolkien or Discworld characters are fine for jokes and fan content, but for commercial fiction you should stick to the invented ones.

What makes a wizard name sound silly instead of powerful?

Soft consonants and bouncy syllables (Bumblewick, Fizzle, Wobbly), mundane modern names, and epithets that describe failure rather than mastery. Powerful names use hard sounds and confident titles; flip those and the name reads as comedy.

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A: 49 names

  • Abjurer of Unwanted Guests
  • Abra Cadabra Cadillac
  • Abra Cadaver
  • Abra Kebab-ra
  • Abraca-Dave-ra
  • Abracadabble
  • Accio Nap
  • Accio Snacks
  • Agnes the Aggressively Average
  • Alakazam Sam
  • Alakazam-boni
  • Alakazoom the Late

A, continued

  • Alan the Alarming
  • Alaric the Summoner (No One Came)
  • Albert the Absent-Minded Apparition
  • Albus Bumbledore
  • Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Nope
  • Aldemund the Allergic to Dust
  • Alfred the Almost Archmage
  • Algernon Aftershock
  • Allanon Al-Alone
  • Alohomora Bora
  • Aloysius Oopsington
  • Ambrose Ambivalent

A, continued

  • Ambrose the Amblingly Slow
  • Amulet It Go
  • Anselm the Arcane (Night Classes)
  • Apprentice of the Month, Eleven Years Ago
  • Aquilon the Seasick
  • Arcane Health and Safety Inspector
  • Arcanius the Out of Ideas
  • Archibald Almost
  • Archmage Anticlimax
  • Archmage Emeritus of Excuses
  • Archmage of Awkward Silences
  • Area of Effect Effie

A, continued

  • Argus Filch the Lint Trap
  • Arnold the Apprentice Since Forever
  • Ashgar the Apologetic
  • Assistant to the Regional Archmage
  • Astralion the Homesick
  • Attuned to Nothing Annette
  • Auditor of Astral Expenses
  • Aunt Enchantress
  • Auntie Alchemy
  • Aura of Mild Concern
  • Autocorrect the Arcane
  • Avada Kedavra Cadabra
  • Azmodeus the Asleep by Nine

B: 64 names

  • Baba Yada Yada
  • Baba Yaga's Bed and Breakfast
  • Baba Yaga-Bonds
  • Baba Yoga Pants
  • Bad Omen Raymond
  • Balderdash the Bold
  • Baldric the Invincible (Results May Vary)
  • Balthazar Bless-You
  • Balthuzar the Bashful
  • Banefast the Biscuit-Fond
  • Barbara of the Blasted Lands
  • Barnabas the Beast-Speaker (Geese Only)

B, continued

  • Barnaby Burntsleeve
  • Baron Bungle of Lower Soggington
  • Baron Von Backfire
  • Baron Von Blastradius
  • Baron Von Blunderspell
  • Baron Von Oopsenstein
  • Baroness Backdraft
  • Barry Potter
  • Barry the Barely
  • Bartholomew Blunderbolt
  • Bartlebee Bogglestaff
  • Bat Guano Benny
  • Battle Mage of Board Game Night

B, continued

  • Beardy McBeardface
  • Beast Mage of One Disinterested Cat
  • Belgarath the Beleaguered
  • Belgarion the Boy Wonder-ish
  • Bellatrix Le-Strange-ly Calm
  • Benedict Butterfingers
  • Benedict Conjurerbatch
  • Bernard the Bewitched by Accident
  • Beryl the Barely Bothered
  • Beverly the Bewildering
  • Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo-Boo
  • Bibliomancer of Unread Books
  • Bigby's Awkward Handshake

B, continued

  • Bigby's Interposing Elbow
  • Bigby's Slightly Sticky Hand
  • Bimblefrost Tripfoot
  • Biscuit the Unbreakable
  • Blatherskip Cinderpants
  • Blightwin the Bubbly
  • Blunderbeard Bogglesworth
  • Bob the Battlemage
  • Bodkin's Bewildering Fog of Paperwork
  • Bog Wizard of the Blocked Drain
  • Bogglebeard Blinkenstaff
  • Bogwort the Befuddled
  • Bogwort the Bogged Down

B, continued

  • Boris the Bog-Standard
  • Bramblebottom the Bewildered
  • Brenda the Bewitching
  • Brian of the Back Garden
  • Broomhilda
  • Brother Maynard of the Holy Hand Grenade
  • Bruce the Barely Arcane
  • Bubble Trouble Barnaby
  • Bucket the Bottomless
  • Bumbershoot the Rained-Upon
  • Bumblewick Sneezewand
  • Bungleforth Smokering
  • Bursar of Borrowed Gold

C: 66 names

  • Cadmus the Conqueror (Of a Crossword)
  • Caffeinomancer of the Third Cup
  • Cantrip Advisor
  • Cantrip Ticket
  • Cantrip to the Store
  • Cantrip-Only Cameron
  • Caps Lock the Loud
  • Caretaker of the Cursed Broom Cupboard
  • Carol the Conjuror of Casseroles
  • Carol the Cursed
  • Cartomancer of Lost Maps
  • Caspian the Fearless (Indoors)
  • Cast Iron Cauldronbottom

C, continued

  • Cauldron Bleu
  • Cecil the Ceiling-Bumper
  • Cedric Diggory-Doo
  • Certified Public Conjurer
  • Chair of the Committee on Chairs
  • Character Sheet Smudge
  • Charm Offensive
  • Charmed and Dangerous
  • Chief Enchantment Officer
  • Chronomancer of Snooze Buttons
  • Chronovar the Chronically Late
  • Circe du Soleil
  • Circe the Sarcastic

C, continued

  • Circe the Sous Chef
  • Clatterby Tinklepot
  • Clerk of the Circle of Seven and a Half
  • Clive the Clairvoyant-ish
  • Codswallop the Confident
  • Coin the Sourcerer of Small Change
  • Colander the Leaky
  • Colin the Cantrip
  • Concentration Check Charlie
  • Conjure Bieber
  • Conjure Up Trouble
  • Conjurer of Cheap Tricks
  • Conjurer of Extra Chairs

C, continued

  • Corkscrew the Twisted
  • Cornelius Can't-Cast
  • Cornelius Fudge Brownie
  • Corvanthus the Cautious
  • Count Backwards
  • Count Cantrip
  • Count Countersplat
  • Counterspell Constance
  • Countess Counterspelled
  • Countess of Collateral Damage
  • Court Mage of the Small Claims Court
  • Cousin Cantrip
  • Craig the Cauldron

C, continued

  • Cranklewick Sneezebottom
  • Crinklebrow Lostglove
  • Crispin Crumplescroll
  • Criss Angel Food Cake
  • Critical Miss Mildred
  • Crumbleford Cracklestaff
  • Crumpet the Cryptic
  • Cryomancer of the Office Fridge
  • Crystal Ball and Chain
  • Crystal Clear as Mud
  • Ctrl-Alt-Delete the Destroyer
  • Culpepper's Cone of Lukewarm
  • Curse Word Kurt
  • Cuthbert Catastrophe

D: 48 names

  • Dafflegrin Mossyrobe
  • Dagobert Dropwand
  • Dave of the Nine Hells
  • Dave the Dungeon-Adjacent
  • David Blunder
  • Dawdlemoor Latecomer
  • Dean of Unintended Consequences
  • Debbie the Diviner of Discounts
  • Dennis the Divination Dropout
  • Deputy Under-Wizard for Paperwork
  • Derek the Dreadfully Punctual
  • Desmond the Disenchanted

D, continued

  • Diane the Divinely Average
  • Dice Jail Warden Dexter
  • Director of Inhuman Resources
  • Disadvantage Desmond
  • Disenchanted Evening
  • Dithersby Candlesnuff
  • Diviner of Parking Spaces
  • Dizzy Wizzy
  • Dobby the House Elf on Fire
  • Doctor Strangelove Potion
  • Dodderick Wandwobble
  • Doodlebeard the Doubtful

D, continued

  • Doohickey the Dreaded
  • Doomhilda the Dainty
  • Doormat the Downtrodden
  • Doreen the Dimension-Hopper
  • Doris the Dreadful
  • Douglas of the Damp Cellar
  • Dowser of Dropped Keys
  • Draco Malfeasance
  • Draco Malfoy-Adjacent
  • Dragon Liaison (Acting)
  • Drawmij's Instant Regret
  • Dreadmund the Delightful

D, continued

  • Dribblebeard the Dripping
  • Drusilla the Doom-Bringer (Brought Scones)
  • Duchess of Do-Over
  • Dudley the Dud
  • Duke Dud-Spell
  • Duke of Dampened Spirits
  • Dumbledoor-to-Door Salesman
  • Dumbledore's Army Surplus
  • Dumbledork
  • Dumbleduck
  • Dump Stat Dudley
  • Dumpling the Doomed

E: 29 names

  • Earl of Eventually
  • Ebenezer Eyebrowless
  • Edgar the Easily Startled
  • Egbert the Elementalist (Mostly Steam)
  • Elminster the Endless Footnote
  • Elminster the Overexplainer
  • Elminster the Wikipedia Editor
  • Elrond Hubbard
  • Elrond of the Everlasting Council Meeting
  • Emberic the Easily Extinguished
  • Emeritus Professor of Dozing
  • Emperor of the Empty Spellbook
  • Emrys the Enlightened (Read One Book)
  • Enchant-ella

E, continued

  • Enchanter of Tangled Cords
  • Encumbered Edmund
  • Enid the Unimpressed
  • Enigmus the Easily Solved
  • Ernie the Enchanter of Egg Cups
  • Error 404: Wizard Not Found
  • Esk the Escaping
  • Ethel the Eldritch
  • Eustace Evocation-Fail
  • Evander Everso-Sorry
  • Evard's Black Socks
  • Evoker of Mild Applause
  • Expecto Patronum-Nom-Nom
  • Expelliarmpits
  • Eye of Newt, Hold the Toe

F: 32 names

  • Fabian Falsealarm
  • Factory Reset the Forgetful
  • Failed Stealth Check Stefan
  • Familiar Face
  • Familiar Problem
  • Fawkes the Phoenix Down
  • Feather Fall Felix (Too Late)
  • Fenwick the Fireproof (Untested)
  • Ferdinand Fizzle
  • Fergus the Fog Machine

F, continued

  • Fibblewick Frazzlebeard
  • Fiddlestitch the Frayed
  • Fistandantilus the Fussy
  • Fitzgerald Faintglow
  • Fizzban the Fumbling
  • Fizzlewick Sputterstaff
  • Fizzlewick the Frequently Confused
  • Fizzworth Flapcast
  • Flibbertigib the Flighty
  • Flitwick the Fidgety
  • Flopsworth Failspell

F, continued

  • Florian the Flame-Wielder (One Candle)
  • Floromancer of Wilted Ferns
  • Flummox Featherduster
  • Footstool the Overlooked
  • Frank the Familiar-less
  • Friendly Fire Freddie
  • Frizzlebeard Fumbleflame
  • Fuddlesprocket Hatfire
  • Fumble Table Fiona
  • Fumblebore the Forgetful
  • Fumblewand Fartlestaff

G: 46 names

  • Gandalf the Beige
  • Gandalf the Greige
  • Gandalf the Grey Area
  • Gandalf the Grey Sweatpants
  • Gandalf the Mildly Inconvenienced
  • Gandalf the Off-Duty
  • Gandalf the Slightly Damp
  • Gary of the Garden Centre
  • Gary the Grey
  • Gavin the Gravely Mistaken
  • Ged the Wet Sparrow

G, continued

  • Geoff the Gesturing
  • Geomancer of Garden Gnomes
  • Gigglesnap Thundermuffin
  • Gilderoy Blockhead
  • Gilderoy Lockjaw
  • Glass Cannon Gladys
  • Glenda the Glamour-Resistant
  • Gloomric the Giggly
  • Gloria the Glowing Faintly
  • Glyphos the Typo-Prone
  • Gollywobble the Green Around the Gills
  • Gordon the Grey (No Relation)

G, continued

  • Graduate of the Correspondence Course
  • Graham the Grand Illusion
  • Grand Master Fizz
  • Grand Master Flash-in-the-Pan
  • Grand Poobah of Pointless Sparks
  • Grand Vizier of Vague Gestures
  • Grandpa Grimoire
  • Granny Glimmer of the Knitted Wards
  • Granny Weatherwax Poetic
  • Great-Uncle Grimsby the Gone-Off
  • Greg the Necromancer

G, continued

  • Grim Grimoire the Grumbler
  • Grimhollow the Good Listener
  • Grimoire and Grimoire, Attorneys at Law
  • Grimoire the Merrier
  • Grimwald the Grumpy
  • Grindelwald the Grindstone
  • Griselda the Great (Citation Needed)
  • Grizzlebeard the Grizzled
  • Grumblesnort Puddlebeard
  • Gryffindor Dash
  • Guildmaster of Late Fees
  • Gunther the Giant-Slayer (It Was a Hedge)

H: 46 names

  • Haggerty's Hasty Retreat
  • Hagrid the Hairy Optimist
  • Halvarion the Half-Awake
  • Harold Potter
  • Harry Houdidn't
  • Harry Plodder
  • Harry Squatter
  • Harvey the Hovering Slightly
  • Hazel the Hex-Averse
  • He Who Must Not Be Bothered
  • He Who Must Not Be Named Twice

H, continued

  • Head of Lost Familiars
  • Head of Spell Compliance
  • Hector the Shapeshifter (Just a Hat)
  • Hedge Wizard of Actual Hedges
  • Her Arcane Eminence the Overdue
  • Hermione Grainger of Cereal
  • Hermione Grumpy
  • Hex Education
  • Hex Luthor
  • Hex Marks the Spot
  • Hexander Hamilton
  • Hexcel Spreadsheet

H, continued

  • Hexibald the Harmless
  • Hexy and I Know It
  • Hexy Beast
  • Hieronymus Whoopsie
  • Higglewick Hopeless
  • High Enchanter of Low Tide
  • High Jinx Hugo
  • High Lord of Low Expectations
  • Hilda the Half-Remembered Hex
  • His Wizardliness the Unshaven
  • Hobblecrank Stairfear

H, continued

  • Hocus Bogus
  • Hocus Focus
  • Hocus Pocus Crocus
  • Hocus Poker Face
  • Hogwash Academy Dropout
  • Horatio Hiccup
  • Howard the Hexpert
  • Hubert the Hesitant
  • Hufflepuff Pastry
  • Hullabaloo the Hushed
  • Humphrey Hexwrong
  • Hydromancer of Leaky Taps

I: 11 names

  • Ian the Invisible to Waiters
  • Ichabod Inkblot
  • Ignatius Backfire
  • Ignatius Ignition-Failure
  • Ignavius the Ignored
  • Illusion Confusion
  • Illusionist of Clean Rooms
  • Initiative Last Ivan
  • Ipslore the Ipsy
  • Isadora the Infallible (Two Exceptions)
  • Izzy Wizzy Let's Get Dizzy

J: 8 names

  • Janet the Jinx
  • Jasper the Master of Time (Late Again)
  • Jeremy the Jar-Opener
  • Jessamy's Jar of Endless Buttons
  • Jigglebottom Jinxwright
  • Jinx and Tonic
  • Joyce the Jinxed Twice
  • Junior Wizard, Third Class, Probationary

K: 16 names

  • Karen Wants to Speak to the Archmage
  • Keeper of the Slightly Sacred Flame
  • Keith of the Kitchen Table
  • Kenneth the Cantankerous
  • Kerfuffle the Quarrelsome
  • Kettle the Shrieking
  • Kevin of the Cul-de-Sac
  • Kevin the Conjurer

K, continued

  • Kingsley Shacklebolt Cutter
  • Knight-Wizard of the Round Tuit
  • Koschei the Deathless but Drowsy
  • Kragmoor the Cranky Before Breakfast
  • Kvothe the Kvetching
  • Kvothe the Kvite Modest
  • Kvothe the Overhyped
  • Kvothe the Still Not Finished

L: 36 names

  • Ladle the Lawgiver
  • Lady Flusterwing of the Leaky Tower
  • Lady Wobblestaff of Nowhere Particular
  • Lampshade the Illuminated
  • Lancelot Lastresort
  • Leofric the Legendary (In One Village)
  • Leomund's Secret Chest of Junk Mail
  • Leomund's Tiny Studio Apartment
  • Leonard the Lost in Thought
  • Leopold Leftitathome
  • Level One Forever Lenny
  • Levitate Expectations

L, continued

  • Levitation Larry
  • Librarian of Overdue Grimoires
  • Licensed Hex Adjuster
  • Linda the Lich
  • Lionel the Lukewarm
  • Loading Wizard, Please Wait
  • Lollygag the Leisurely
  • Long Rest Lester
  • Loot Goblin Lorenzo
  • Lorcan the Lightning-Fast (For His Age)
  • Lord Chancellor of Chanting Off-Key
  • Lord Custard of the Wobbling Tower

L, continued

  • Lord Dribblecandle the Second-Best
  • Lord Fizzlebottom of the Fizzling Wand
  • Lord Protector of the Biscuit Tin
  • Lord Sputterwand of the Sputtering
  • Lorraine the Levitator of Laundry
  • Low Battery the Luminous
  • Lucan the Wise (According to Lucan)
  • Lucius Malfunction
  • Lumos Maxima Nope
  • Luna Lovegood Enough
  • Lyle the Lich-Curious
  • Lysander Lost-Property

M: 70 names

  • Mad-Eye Mumbly
  • Madame Mistake
  • Mage Against the Machine
  • Mage Hand Mandy
  • Mage Rider
  • Mage Ruffalo
  • Mageor Tom
  • Magic Johnson
  • Magic Mike the Mage
  • Magic Missile Missy
  • Magnus the Mighty (Self-Described)
  • Magrat Garlick Bread
  • Malakar the Malingering
  • Malcolm the Malfunctioning

M, continued

  • Maleficus the Mostly Nice
  • Mana From Heaven Knows Where
  • Mana Shortage
  • Marge the Mage
  • Margrave of Misfires
  • Marmalade the Mystifying
  • Marquis of Misdirection
  • Martin the Magical Enough
  • Master of Ceremonies and Little Else
  • Master of the Mystic Arts and Crafts
  • Maureen the Mystic of the Car Park
  • Mavis the Marvel of Flat Nine
  • Maximilian Minimum-Effort
  • Medea the Mildly Miffed

M, continued

  • Melchior the Magnificent (Reduced to Clear)
  • Melf's Acid Reflux
  • Melf's Minute Meteors of Popcorn
  • Melisandre the Melodramatic
  • Merlin Brando
  • Merlin Monroe
  • Merlin Streep
  • Merlin the Mediocre
  • Merlin the Mostly Retired
  • Merlin the Moth-Eaten
  • Merlin the Part-Timer
  • Merlin the Underwhelming
  • Merlyn the Mispelt
  • Min-Max Maxwell

M, continued

  • Minerva McGonagall-Bladder
  • Minister Without Portfolio or Spellbook
  • Minutes-Taker of the Midnight Conclave
  • Mirabel the Mind Reader (Wild Guess)
  • Mitch the Glitch
  • Moaning Myrtle's Plumber
  • Montgomery Mishap
  • Monty the Mostly Smoke
  • Moon Mage of Early Bedtimes
  • Mop the Merciless
  • Mordenkainen's Disjunction Anxiety
  • Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mishap
  • Mordenkainen's Misplaced Keys
  • Mordrake the Immortal (So Far)

M, continued

  • Morgan Freemagic
  • Morgan le Fey-tigued
  • Morgana Le Fail
  • Morgana Le Faux
  • Morgrath the Morning Person
  • Mortimer Misfire
  • Mother Mayhem of Number Twelve
  • Muddlecast Mumblebrook
  • Muffin the Magnificent
  • Mumblemort
  • Mumblemoss Crumplehat
  • Mundungus Fletcher of Discount Cauldrons
  • Murray the Mildly Mystical
  • Mystic Meg the Mostly Wrong

N: 28 names

  • Nadine the Never Quite Vanished
  • Nanny Ogg-ressive
  • Nat One Norbert
  • Nathaniel Notagain
  • Nearly Headless Nick Nack
  • Necromancer Nicholson
  • Necromancer of Dead Batteries
  • Neil the Necromancer of Naps
  • Nephew Nevermind
  • Nethermoor the Neighbourly
  • Nettlebed's Greater Dithering
  • Neville Longbotham
  • Newt Scamander the Slimy
  • Nibblewick Naptime

N, continued

  • Nicolas Mage
  • Niddlenod Dozeaway
  • Nigel Necronomicon
  • Nigel the Nearly Competent
  • Nigel the Notionally Magical
  • Night School Necromancer
  • Noodle the Knowing
  • Nora the Necro-Nope
  • Norman the Necromantic
  • Nostradumbass
  • Nostril-damus
  • Notary of the Nether Realms
  • Nothing Up My Sleeve Neville
  • Nystul's Magic Aura of Body Spray

O: 32 names

  • Obadius the Obvious
  • Obliviate My Weekend
  • Octavius Ohdear
  • Odalric the Ancient (Turned Forty)
  • Ogion the Silent (Mostly Snoring)
  • Old Father Fizzlesticks
  • Old Man Porridge
  • Olive the Oracle of Obvious Things
  • Ollivander's Wand Return Desk
  • Omen Sweet Omen

O, continued

  • Omenric the Optimist
  • One Hit Point Wonder
  • Oneiromancer of Afternoon Naps
  • Open Says Me
  • Open Sesame Seed
  • Oracle of Yesterday's Weather
  • Oraculus the Unsure
  • Orlando the Omnipotent (Weekdays Only)
  • Orrin's Portable Awkward Pause
  • Osgarth the Oversleeper
  • Osric the Storm-Caller (Light Drizzle)

O, continued

  • Oswald the Oops
  • Otiluke the Overcooked
  • Otiluke's Freezing Sphere of Leftovers
  • Otiluke's Resilient Tupperware
  • Otto's Irresistible Urge to Nap
  • Ottoline the Oracle (Guesses, Mostly)
  • Out of Office the Omniscient
  • Overlord of Odd Socks
  • Ozma the Overbooked
  • Ozma the Overrated
  • Ozzy the Great and Powerful-ish

P: 50 names

  • Pam the Pyromancer
  • Parsnip the Patient
  • Part-Time Wizard, Full-Time Napper
  • Passive Perception Percy
  • Password Incorrect the Persistent
  • Pat the Prestidigitator
  • Pauline the Portal-Shy
  • Peeves the Poltergeist's Roommate
  • Pendlebury's Prismatic Sneeze
  • Penn and Teller-Nobody
  • Percival Panic
  • Perpetua the Planeswalker (Gets Carsick)

P, continued

  • Petrificus Totally Us
  • Phantasmo the Fairly Visible
  • Phil the Fireball
  • Phyllis the Familiar-Sitter
  • Pick a Card, Any Cardigan
  • Pickle the Prophetic
  • Piddlecast Poofington
  • Pifflewink Dustmop
  • Plinkerton Sparkshort
  • Pointy Hat McGee
  • Pointy Hat Trick
  • Polgara the Polite
  • Polly the Poorly Prepared

P, continued

  • Polymorph Pete
  • Pomona Sprout Salad
  • Ponder Stibbons the Pondering
  • Poof of Concept
  • Poppycock the Pompous
  • Potion Notion
  • Prattlemore Hushnow
  • Prestidigitation Preston
  • Presto Changeo
  • Presto Manifesto
  • Presto Pesto
  • Prince of Poor Timing

P, continued

  • Professor of Remedial Levitation
  • Proficiency Bonus Bonnie
  • Prophet of Things That Already Happened
  • Prospero the Procrastinator
  • Prospero the Property Manager
  • Prospero the Prosperous-ish
  • Ptolemy Poof
  • Pudding the Profound
  • Puddleglum Puddlecast
  • Puddleglum the Predictably Damp
  • Puffington Puffbeard
  • Pug the Puzzled
  • Pyromancer of Burnt Toast

Q: 5 names

  • Quentin Questionable
  • Quibblethorpe Noodlearm
  • Quillon the Dragon-Tamer (Owns a Newt)
  • Quimby's Instant Excuse
  • Quirinus Quirrell-some

R: 45 names

  • Radagast the Bird Poop Enthusiast
  • Radagast the Bird-Seed Salesman
  • Radagast the Brown Bag Lunch
  • Radagast the Reasonably Priced
  • Ragnar the Relentless (Asks Twice)
  • Raistlin Majere-ly Annoyed
  • Raistlin the Really Needs a Lozenge
  • Raistlin the Really Should See a Doctor
  • Rary's Telepathic Group Chat
  • Rasputin the Rash
  • Ravenclaw Machine
  • Ravenhelm the Reasonably Okay
  • Raymond the Reheater of Soup
  • Razzlefrump Glitterspill
  • Reginald the Refund-Seeking

R, continued

  • Reginald the Reluctant
  • Registrar of Regrettable Runes
  • Remus Loopy
  • Reparo My Life
  • Reply-All the Reckless
  • Reroll Reggie
  • Ridcully the Ridiculous
  • Riddikulus Rick
  • Rigmarole the Roundabout
  • Rincewind the Retreating
  • Rincewind the Runner-Up
  • Rincewind's Luggage Fee
  • Rita the Ritual-Skipper
  • Ritual Caster Rita, Ten Minutes Please
  • Robe McNoBath

R, continued

  • Robe Rage
  • Roderick Wronghat
  • Rodney the Rune-Shy
  • Roger the Rarely Right
  • Ron Weasel
  • Ronald the Runeless
  • Rosalind the Seer (Needs New Glasses)
  • Royal Wizard, Temporary Cover
  • Rubeus Hagridiculous
  • Rules Lawyer Lawrence
  • Rune Carver of Pumpkins
  • Runehart the Illegible
  • Rupert the Robe-Tripper
  • Ruth the Ruthlessly Tidy
  • Rutherford Ricochet

S: 95 names

  • Sagemaster Soggybottom
  • Sandra the Summoner of Sandwiches
  • Saruman of Many Coupons
  • Saruman the Multi-Level Marketer
  • Saruman the Slightly Off-White
  • Sauron the Sassy
  • Saving Throw Theo
  • Schmendrick the Schlemiel
  • Schmendrick the Sorta Magician
  • Scone the Stone-Faced
  • Scroll Room Intern Number Four
  • Scroll With It
  • Scryer of Other People's Business

S, continued

  • Scryin' Bryan
  • Scryvald the Short-Sighted
  • Scuttlepuff Inkspill
  • Sea Wizard of the Paddling Pool
  • Sectumsempra Sam
  • Seer of Spoilers
  • Senior Lecturer in Applied Poofing
  • Senior Vice Sorcerer of Synergy
  • Septimus the Seventh Choice
  • Session Zero No-Show
  • Severus Snail
  • Severus Snap-Crackle-Pop
  • Shadow Mage of Bad Lamps
  • Shadowmere the Shy

S, continued

  • Sharon the Sharp-Tongued Sorceress
  • Shazam Stan
  • Short Rest Shirley
  • Sigilbert the Smudged
  • Sim Sala Bim-bo
  • Simon the Sigh-Caster
  • Sir Blunders-a-Bit
  • Sir Castsalot
  • Sir Fizzles-a-Lot
  • Sir Rolls-Low
  • Sir Singes-His-Eyebrows
  • Sir Spatula of the Sizzling Pan
  • Sir Trips-on-Hem

S, continued

  • Sirius Blackout
  • Sizzle the Wizzle
  • Skifflepot Wigglethumb
  • Skullvar the Squeamish
  • Sleight Miscalculation
  • Sleight of Ham
  • Slughorn the Sluggish
  • Slytherin and Out
  • Smoke and Mirrors Morris
  • Snape the Shampoo-less
  • Sneezewick Splutterspell
  • Sneezy Snape
  • Snickerdale Popfizzle
  • Sniffleworth Wandwarp

S, continued

  • Snollygust the Sneaky-ish
  • Snoozeworth the Sleepy
  • Snorkelby Fogbrain
  • Snorri Wandwhiffle
  • Snufflewick Sootbottom
  • Sorcerer Seinfeld
  • Sorcerer Sinatra
  • Sorcerer Supreme Pizza
  • Sorcerer's Apprentice Fee
  • Sparklebottom Thunderclap
  • Sparklefingers Thunderpants
  • Spell Slot Sally
  • Spellbook Soaked Sophie

S, continued

  • Spellbound and Gagged
  • Spellcaster Sugar
  • Spellcheck the Wise
  • Spelling Bee the Sorceress
  • Spelling Mistake the Magician
  • Spellsword of the Butter Knife
  • Spellsworth Bumblecraft
  • Sprocket's Summon Minor Inconvenience
  • Sprout the Seer
  • Squigglebeard Sparkfizz
  • Squishy Sid of the Back Row
  • Staff Infection
  • Staff Only Beyond This Point
  • Stanley the Stuck in a Portal

S, continued

  • Star Mage of Glow-in-the-Dark Stickers
  • Steve the Sorcerer
  • Storm Sorcerer of Teacups
  • Stormwald the Scared of Thunder
  • Stuart the Staff-Dropper
  • Stupefy Steve
  • Substitute Teacher of Dark Arts
  • Summon Else's Problem
  • Summon to Talk To
  • Summoner of Lost Socks
  • Supreme Sorcerer of the Spare Room
  • Susan Spellbinder
  • Sybill Trelawney's Sober Cousin
  • Sylvester Scorchmark

T: 117 names

  • Ta-Da Todd
  • Talisman Overboard
  • Tancred the Tower Lord (Renting)
  • Tarquin Tangle-Robe
  • Tasha's Hideous Sweater
  • Tasha's Uncontrollable Giggles
  • Teacosy the Warm-Hearted
  • Teapot the Tempestuous
  • Technomancer of Have You Tried Turning It Off
  • Tenser the Tense
  • Tenser's Floating Dish Rack
  • Tenser's Transformation Into a Nap
  • Terms and Conditions the Unread
  • Terravox the Terribly Sorry

T, continued

  • Terry the Terrifying to Nobody
  • Thaddeus Trip-Over-Robe
  • Thalendor the Thoroughly Lost
  • Thaumric the Thumb-Fingered
  • The Adequate Aldous
  • The Almost Amazing Amos
  • The Amazing Alan
  • The Astonishing Brian
  • The Bewilderingly Okay Oswin
  • The Dark Lord of Dishes
  • The Fabulous Fumbleroni
  • The Great Fandangle
  • The Great Unpronounceable
  • The Great Whatshisname
  • The Incredible Shrinking Budget

T, continued

  • The Librarian Ook
  • The Magnificent Meh
  • The Marvellous Marvin (Matinees Only)
  • The Mysterious Mister Mittens
  • The Once-Great Gazpacho
  • The Passable Percy
  • The Remarkable Marge of Row Three
  • The Sensational Second Act
  • The Somewhat Sinister Sid
  • The Spectacular Speck
  • The Stupendous Stu
  • The Tolerable Tobias
  • The Two-Trick Pony
  • The Unforgettable What's-His-Face

T, continued

  • The Wizard Formerly Known as Prince
  • The Wizard of Oz-tentation
  • The Wizard Who Asked the Dragon for Directions
  • The Wizard Who Bought His Staff at IKEA
  • The Wizard Who Brought a Wand to a Sword Fight
  • The Wizard Who Cannot Find His Familiar
  • The Wizard Who Cast Fireball Indoors
  • The Wizard Who Cast Grease on the Stairs
  • The Wizard Who Cast Sleep on Himself
  • The Wizard Who Enchanted the Wrong Sword
  • The Wizard Who Fears Owls
  • The Wizard Who Fell Asleep Mid-Ritual
  • The Wizard Who Fireballed the Party
  • The Wizard Who Forgot His Spellbook
  • The Wizard Who Forgot the Verbal Component

T, continued

  • The Wizard Who Left His Spellbook on the Bus
  • The Wizard Who Left the Stove On
  • The Wizard Who Locked His Keys in the Tower
  • The Wizard Who Misread the Prophecy
  • The Wizard Who Mistook the Cat for a Hat
  • The Wizard Who Named His Familiar Familiar
  • The Wizard Who Needs Reading Glasses
  • The Wizard Who Never Read the Fine Print
  • The Wizard Who Owes the Guild Money
  • The Wizard Who Peaked at Level Three
  • The Wizard Who Peaked in Apprenticeship
  • The Wizard Who Polymorphed Into a Chicken Again
  • The Wizard Who Prepared Fireball for a Diplomatic Mission
  • The Wizard Who Prepared Only Cantrips
  • The Wizard Who Ran Out of Spell Slots at Breakfast

T, continued

  • The Wizard Who Read the Wrong Scroll
  • The Wizard Who Retired to Sell Timeshares
  • The Wizard Who Rolled a Natural One
  • The Wizard Who Set His Beard on Fire
  • The Wizard Who Skipped Spell School
  • The Wizard Who Skips Leg Day
  • The Wizard Who Sneezed During the Incantation
  • The Wizard Who Summoned the Wrong Demon
  • The Wizard Who Talks to His Beard
  • The Wizard Who Teleported Without His Trousers
  • The Wizard Who Turned Himself Into a Footstool
  • The Wizard Who Uses Reading Glasses for Scrying
  • The Wizard Who Was Outwitted by a Door
  • The Wizard Who Wrote His Spells in Crayon

T, continued

  • Theodric the Undefeated (Never Entered)
  • Thimble the Tiny Terror
  • Thingamabob the Thaumaturge
  • Thistledown's Tremendous Burp
  • Thorvald the Terrible (At Chess)
  • Thoth-Amon the Thoroughly Annoyed
  • Thulsa Doom-and-Gloom
  • Thulsa Doomscroll
  • Tim the Enchanter
  • Tim the Enchanter's Accountant
  • Tim the Slightly Enchanting
  • Tina the Teleporter to the Wrong Town
  • Tobias of the Top Bunk
  • Todd the Transmuter
  • Toddlebeard Tumblecast

T, continued

  • Toil and Trouble Tom
  • Tom Riddle-Me-This
  • Tottergrim Soupstain
  • Tower Help Desk, Please Hold
  • Transmuter of Leftovers
  • Trelawney the Tipsy
  • Trevor the Terrible at This
  • Trifle the Trifling
  • Trish the Transmuter of Tea
  • Trundlepip Ashcough
  • Tumblethwack Kneescrape
  • Turnip the Terrible
  • Twinkletoes Stormbeard
  • Twitchwick the Twitchy
  • Tyromancer of the Cheese Board

U: 9 names

  • Ulthane the Unready
  • Ulysses Uhoh
  • Umbramancer of Slightly Dim Corners
  • Umbrax the Afraid of the Dark
  • Umbrella the Inside-Out
  • Uncle Ulric the Unlicensed
  • Union Rep for Familiars
  • Unsubscribe the Unyielding
  • Uri Gel-Pen

V: 14 names

  • Valdemar the Verbose
  • Valedictorian of Wizard Summer School
  • Vandermeer's Wall of Text
  • Vera the Very Nearly a Witch
  • Vexilar the Vexed by Stairs
  • Vileroth the Vegetarian
  • Village Wizard, Tuesdays and Thursdays
  • Vince the Vanishing Mid-Sentence
  • Viscount Vanish-Midway
  • Voila Viola
  • Vol-de-Mart Superstore
  • Voldemort the Harmless
  • Voldemort the Voluminous
  • Vorgoth the Vaguely Present

W: 69 names

  • Waffle the Wavering
  • Wafflewhisker the Wondrous
  • Wand Direction
  • Wand Maker of Bent Twigs
  • Wand of Wonder Bread
  • Wand-erwall
  • Wanda the Wand-Curious
  • Wanda the Wandless
  • Wanda Woman
  • Wandalf the Wand Salesman
  • War Wizard of the Passive-Aggressive Note
  • Warden of the Wobbly Tower
  • Warlock and Key

W, continued

  • Warlock Down
  • Warlock Holmes
  • Warlock Sabbath
  • Wayne the Warlock on Weekends
  • Wendell the Waffler
  • Wendell the Whiff
  • Wendy the Weather-Wrong
  • Whatchamacallit the Wise
  • Wheezleworth Wandbend
  • Whifflegust Pondfall
  • Whimperdoodle the Wary
  • Whisk the Whirlwind
  • Wilberforce Wandsnap
  • Wild Magic Wilma

W, continued

  • Willow the Wisp of an Idea
  • Willow Ufgood-Enough
  • Wimblethatch Mothwing
  • Wimpole's Sphere of Personal Space
  • Wingardium Levio-saggy
  • Winifred the Wand-Chewer
  • Wiz Khalifa
  • Wizard in Training Wheels
  • Wizard Lizard
  • Wizard McWizardface
  • Wizard of Ahhs
  • Wizard of Aisle Six
  • Wizard of Frozen Peas
  • Wizard of Odd

W, continued

  • Wizard of Oz-mosis
  • Wizard of Paws
  • Wizard of Small Talk
  • Wizard of the Lost and Found
  • Wizard of the Wrong Address
  • Wizard of Tuesday Afternoons
  • Wizard of Was
  • Wizard of Zzz
  • Wizard on a Budget
  • Wizard the Wizard
  • Wizard Van Winkle
  • Wizard Wheezes
  • Wizard Without a Clue
  • Wizard.exe Has Stopped Responding

W, continued

  • Wizardface Killah
  • Wizardo Baggins
  • Wizardo DiCaprio
  • Wizardo Waldo
  • Wizzard of Sozzle
  • Wizzelbert
  • Wizzle Wozzle
  • Wizzo the Wobbly
  • Wizzy McFizzy
  • Wizzy Wonka
  • Wobbleton Dampsock
  • Wobbleworth Wandwhacker
  • Wolfgang Wrongturn
  • Wystan the World-Ender (Postponed)

X: 2 names

  • Xanthor the Exhausted
  • Xavier Exitstageleft

Y: 3 names

  • Yorgrim the Yawning
  • Ysolde the All-Knowing (Terms Apply)
  • Yvonne the Vanishing

Z: 10 names

  • Zachariah Zigzag
  • Zanzibar the All-Seeing (Except Behind Him)
  • Zargothrax the Zoned Out
  • Zebulon Zapface
  • Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander the Zzz
  • Zenobia the Dread (Lovely, Actually)
  • Zifnab the Zany
  • Zogwald's Floating Disc of Laundry
  • Zoltan the Zonked
  • Zoltar the Boardwalk Wizard