Funny Cleric Name Generator

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Funny cleric names for D&D and other RPGs: spoken puns like Ben Ediction and Faith Fullish, mock titles like Deacon of Second Chances, spell jokes like Zone of Truth or Dare, one-word MMO names like Renewbie and deadpan ones like Gary (Cleric).

About funny cleric names

The cleric is the party member who brought the bandages, read the quest and still gets blamed when the fighter goes down, which is why cleric jokes write themselves. Most of them come from a short list of subjects: healing that nobody says thank you for (Nobody Thanks the Cleric, Not Your Walking Potion), spell slots that are gone by lunchtime (Out of Spell Slots Again, Last Slot Standing), turning undead (Turn Undead Ted, Undead End Job), the domains (Tempest Domain in a Teacup, Knowledge Domain, No Clue) and gods too minor to have a second worshipper (Cleric of the God of Snacks).

The 1,000 names come in several shapes, mixed together so that each batch has a bit of everything. There are full names to be read aloud in a solemn voice (Ben Ediction, Faith Fullish, Hy Priest), mock titles (Deacon of Second Chances, Reverend Revive), spell and rules jokes (Zone of Truth or Dare, Wisdom Twenty, Common Sense Three), temple job titles such as Senior Miracle Coordinator, honorifics far too long for a character sheet, one-word names for an MMO name field (Renewbie, Clericle) and deadpan ones like Gary (Cleric).

Everything is family-friendly. The jokes are about the game class and its kit, never about a real faith, its clergy or real people.

How to choose funny cleric names

  • Say a spoken pun out loud before you commit. Ben Ediction, Kurt Wounds and Alma Slots only land when someone reads them aloud, which makes them best for a tabletop game.
  • Match the joke to the build. Grave Mistake suits a Grave domain cleric, Storm in a Chalice a Tempest one, and Mom Friend With a Mace the cleric who spends every fight keeping four reckless adults alive.
  • For an MMO, pick from the one-word names and keep two or three spares. Games set their own letter limits, and most let only one character on a server hold a name.
  • Use a long honorific as a title rather than a name. His Radiant Eminence the Slightly Singed works best when the character sheet says something short and the cleric insists on the full version.
  • Ask your table first. A serious campaign may want the pun as a nickname only, and a deadpan name like Just Dave, Cleric tends to stay funny longer than a meme.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny cleric names?

Ben Ediction, Heal Yeah, Reverend Revive and Turn Undead Ted are on this list, along with Deacon of Second Chances, Cleric of the God of Snacks and Gary (Cleric). The rest runs from spell jokes like Bane of My Existence to complaints such as Fine, I'll Do It Myself.

Do these names work for D&D clerics?

Yes. Many of the jokes use the vocabulary of the tabletop class: spell slots, Channel Divinity, Turn Undead, domains and spells such as Cure Wounds and Guiding Bolt, as in Channel Divinity, Bad Reception and Guiding Bolt Cutter. They are jokes in the style of the game for your own character, not names from any official book.

Can I use them for a priest or healer in an MMO?

The one-word names are written for that. Renewbie, Lifegripped, Fadeaway and Clericle use letters only and no spaces. Check the letter limit of your game, and remember that only the game can tell you whether another player already has a name.

Are the names family-friendly?

Yes. The jokes are about healing, spell slots, the undead and the party that never thanks its cleric. There is nothing sexual, and no name makes fun of a real religion, its clergy, a real person or a group of people.

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A: 44 names

  • A Cleric Named Steve
  • Abbess of the Empty Spell List
  • Abbot of Avoidable Mistakes
  • Abbot of the Abrupt Ending
  • Abbott Time
  • Abby Cloister
  • Acolight
  • Acolyte Background, Hermit Energy
  • Acolyte of the Third Attempt
  • Acolyte With Opinions
  • Acolyte, Third Class, Unpaid
  • Action, Bonus Action, Regret
  • Adult Supervision, Level Seven
  • Advantage on Complaining

A, continued

  • Adventuring Wellness Coordinator
  • Afterlife Travel Agent
  • Al Mostdead
  • Al Tarcloth
  • Alan From Temple Maintenance
  • Aldous the Adequately Blessed
  • Alignment: Unimpressed
  • Alma Slots
  • Almoner of Other People's Loot
  • Altarcation
  • Ambrosia of the Burnt Offering
  • Amulet of Good Enough
  • Angelform
  • Arcana Domain, Wizard Envy
  • Arch Priestly

A, continued

  • Archcleric of Afterthoughts
  • Archcustodian of Lost Causes and Lost Gloves
  • Archpriest of Apologies
  • Armor Class Clown
  • Armor Class Reunion
  • Art Ifact
  • Artisan's Blessing, Wobbly Table
  • Asked for Intervention, Got a Sign
  • Assistant Deputy Underpriest
  • Atonedeaf
  • Atonemeant
  • Augury Desk, Please Take a Number
  • Augury Says Ask Again Later
  • Augury Says Weal and Woe
  • Aunt Maureen With the Glowing Hands

B: 59 names

  • Babysitter of Five Adults
  • Back, Foul Thing, Please
  • Background: Acolyte, Foreground: Annoyed
  • Backpack Full of Bandages
  • Backstory Is Two Sentences
  • Backup Cleric Bev
  • Bake Sale Committee Chair
  • Bane and Simple
  • Bane of My Existence
  • Banishment Notice
  • Banishment With Prejudice
  • Barbara, Certified Cleric
  • Bard Serenaded the Wrong Door
  • Barely Tolerated by the God of Storms

B, continued

  • Barnabus of the Borrowed Mace
  • Barry Ingground
  • Barry Thedead
  • Basil the Blesser of Soup
  • Bea Healed
  • Bea Leaver
  • Beadle of the Battle Map
  • Bearer of the Holy Symbol, Loser of the Chain
  • Bedroll of Many Rests
  • Begone, If Convenient
  • Bell Ringer, Off Key
  • Bella Tower
  • Ben Ediction
  • Benedetta the Barely Listening
  • Benny Fit

B, continued

  • Bertram the Mostly Ordained
  • Blade Barrier to Entry
  • Bless the Three Who Listen
  • Bless, But Passive Aggressively
  • Blessing of the Forge, Curse of the Bill
  • Blessing Permit Inspector
  • Blessings Dispatch Supervisor
  • Bludgeon of Understanding
  • Blunt Force Karma
  • Blunt Instrument of Peace
  • Bo Nus Action
  • Bone to Pick With You
  • Bonus Action Hoarder
  • Borrowed Slot, Never Returned
  • Brandishes at Everything

B, continued

  • Brenda, Cleric at Large
  • Brother Backline
  • Brother Bandolier of Holy Water
  • Brother Bonus Action
  • Brother Mace to the Face
  • Brother Mostly Mace
  • Brother Stay Behind Me
  • Brother Without a Plan
  • Brought Extra Bandages, Used Them All
  • Bruce, Blesser of Things
  • Bubblewrapt
  • Budgeted for Three Fights, Had Nine
  • Buffpls
  • Burned a Slot on the Door
  • Burning the Candle at Both Shrines

C: 100 names

  • Cal Mdown
  • Called by a Deity, Wrong Number
  • Calm Emotions, Failed Save
  • Calm Emotions, Mine First
  • Candace Holder
  • Candle Budget Blown
  • Canon Fodder
  • Canon of the Loose Cannon
  • Cantrips and Crossed Fingers
  • Cantrips From Here On
  • Carl (Heals)
  • Carrying the Team and the Tent
  • Celestial Paperwork Processor
  • Cemetery Plot Twist

C, continued

  • Certified Curse Remover
  • Chainmail Order Catalog
  • Champion of the Goddess of Good Enough
  • Chan Ting
  • Changing Spells at Dawn
  • Channel Divinity Once per Nap
  • Channel Divinity, Bad Reception
  • Channel Divinity, Basic Package
  • Channel Surfing Divinity
  • Chaotic Good Enough
  • Chaperone of Poor Decisions
  • Chaplain of Last Resorts
  • Chaplain of the Chaotic Stupid
  • Chaplain of the Charging Barbarian

C, continued

  • Chaplain to the Reckless
  • Charisma of a Damp Candle
  • Chief Candle Officer
  • Chief Illuminator of Dark Rooms and Bad Ideas
  • Chose the Domain for the Armor
  • Chosen by Process of Elimination
  • Chosen of the Lesser God of Doorknobs
  • Chosen of the Spirit of the Good Chair
  • Chosen One, Runner-Up
  • Chosen, Reluctantly
  • Clara Fication
  • Cleric Dip, Hold the Chips
  • Cleric of a God to Be Named Later
  • Cleric of a Very Minor Deity

C, continued

  • Cleric of the Demigod of Dust Bunnies
  • Cleric of the God of Crumbs
  • Cleric of the God of Mild Inconvenience
  • Cleric of the God of Small Print
  • Cleric of the God of Snacks
  • Cleric of the God Who Left No Forwarding Address
  • Cleric of the Goddess of Lost Socks
  • Cleric of the Goddess of Mondays
  • Cleric of the Goddess of Tavern Tabs
  • Cleric of the Patron of Burnt Toast
  • Cleric of the Patron of Uneven Dice
  • Cleric of the Spirit of Dropped Sandwiches
  • Cleric of the Spirit of Lost Keys
  • Cleric of Whatever Glows
  • Cleric of Whoever Is Listening

C, continued

  • Cleric on Loan From Another Party
  • Cleric Sam, They of the Mace
  • Cleric, First Name Cleric
  • Cleric, Just Cleric
  • Clericalerror
  • Clerichaun
  • Clerickroll
  • Clericle
  • Clerictastic
  • Clive (Has a Mace)
  • Clotilde of the Clanking Greaves
  • Cole Dhands
  • Colin, Substitute Cleric
  • Command: Flee, Please

C, continued

  • Command: Grovel
  • Compliments Accepted in Gold
  • Components Pouch, Mostly Lint
  • Con Centration
  • Concentration Broken by a Pebble
  • Constance Healing
  • Constitution of a Wet Scroll
  • Continual Flame, Continual Bill
  • Cora Nation
  • Cordelia the Reluctantly Radiant
  • Corona of Light, Eyebrows of Ash
  • Corpse Diem
  • Counted on Fingers, Out of Fingers
  • Counting Your Death Saves Out Loud

C, continued

  • Counts to Ten, Casts Anyway
  • Cowl on Backwards
  • Create Food and Water, Mostly Water
  • Critical Miss With a Cantrip
  • Crypt Keeper of Receipts
  • Crypt Sweeper, Tuesdays
  • Curate of Minor Scrapes
  • Curate of the Critical Fail
  • Cure Wounds, Not Attitudes
  • Cure Wounds, Touch Range, Sadly
  • Curt Sermon
  • Custodian General of Things Dropped in Dungeons
  • Cuthwin the Candle Thief
  • Cy Lentprayer
  • Cy Ofrelief

D: 78 names

  • Dad Friend in Plate
  • Dawn Is a Long Way Off
  • Dawn Prep Procrastinator
  • Dawn Service
  • Daylight Savings
  • Dea Conn
  • Deacon Do Over
  • Deacon Double Check
  • Deacon Dropped to Zero
  • Deacon of Diminishing Returns
  • Deacon of Second Chances
  • Deacon of the Dawn Shift
  • Deacon of the Death Save

D, continued

  • Deacon of the Dungeon Floor
  • Deadangel
  • Death Cleric, Life of the Party
  • Death Domain, Cheerful About It
  • Death Save Notary Public
  • Death Ward of the State
  • Death Ward Wearing Off
  • Dee Ity
  • Dee Liverance
  • Dee Vout
  • Deep Breath, Then Cure Wounds
  • Dennis, Cleric, Allegedly
  • Deputy Assistant to the Acting Abbot

D, continued

  • Derek, Acting Cleric
  • Desmond the Divine-Adjacent
  • Destroy Undead, Dust Allergy
  • Destroy Undead, Sweep Up After
  • Destructive Wrath, Constructive Feedback
  • Detect Evil and Mild Rudeness
  • Detect Poison, Too Late
  • Devotee of Plim, Lady of Thimbles
  • Devotee of the Deity of Damp Towels
  • Devotee of the Lord of Lint
  • Dewey Haveto
  • Dexterity Ten, Dodges Nothing
  • Diamond in the Rough Patch

D, continued

  • Diamond Procurement Specialist
  • Diamonds Are a Cleric's Best Friend
  • Dipped Into Cleric for the Armor
  • Director of Afterlife Returns
  • Disadvantage on Everything Fun
  • Disciple of Life, Student of Regret
  • Disciple of Oog, Lord of Gravel
  • Disclaimer
  • Discombob
  • Discopriest
  • Discotheque
  • Discounted
  • Dispellbound

D, continued

  • Dispelunker
  • Divine Customer Service Representative
  • Divine Intervention, Line Busy
  • Divine Intervention, Please Hold
  • Divine Intervention, Rolled a Ninety-Eight
  • Divine Middleman
  • Domain Expired, Please Renew
  • Domain Name Pending
  • Domain Not Found
  • Domain of Mild Weather
  • Domain of Naps
  • Domain of Overdue Scrolls
  • Domain of Passive Aggression

D, continued

  • Domain of Reasonable Doubt
  • Domain of the Snooze Rune
  • Domain of Unsolicited Advice
  • Domain Spells Always Prepared, Never Used
  • Don't Drink From That Fountain
  • Dot (Don't Call Her Healer)
  • Doug the Cleric, Not the Other Doug
  • Down Again, Shocking
  • Down to Cantrips and Sarcasm
  • Drop Undead Gorgeous
  • Druid Bit Someone
  • Drusilla the Dry Witted
  • Dungeon Risk Assessor

E: 24 names

  • Earl (Technically Ordained)
  • Earl E. Service
  • Ed Vocate
  • Egbert the Ever Hopeful
  • Eight Hours or I Walk
  • Elder of Eye Rolls
  • Elder of the Early Bedtime
  • Elder Statesman of the Party
  • Eli Xir
  • Ella Vated
  • Elspeth the Exasperated
  • Eminent Blesser of Doorways and Sandwiches

E, continued

  • Employee of the Month, Temple Branch
  • Empty Tank, Full Lecture
  • Enhance Ability to Complain
  • Envoy of the Deity of Squeaky Hinges
  • Erased the Sheet Clean Through
  • Esclerator
  • Eustace the Easily Winded
  • Evander the Even Tempered, Mostly
  • Exalted Bearer of the Slightly Dented Mace
  • Exalted Stitcher of the Chronically Stabbed
  • Expertise in Told You So
  • Eyes of the Grave, Glasses of the Nearsighted

F: 31 names

  • Fadeaway
  • Failed My Own Religion Check
  • Faith Fullish
  • Faithful of Blorp, Lord of Mud
  • Father Knows Rest
  • Father Time Out
  • Favored of the God of Forgotten Errands
  • Fearward
  • Fenwick the Faintly Glowing
  • Fergal the Forgiving, Eventually

F, continued

  • Field Agent of the Temple Outreach
  • Filer of Forms in Triplicate
  • Find Traps, Find Nothing Useful
  • Fine, I'll Do It Myself
  • First Among Equals, Last Into the Room
  • First Level Slot, Fifth Level Problem
  • First Speaker of the Order of the Warm Blanket
  • Flail of a Time
  • Flame Strike Three
  • Flask Half Blessed

F, continued

  • Flee for One Minute, Starting Now
  • Flo Ating Mace
  • Floatypriest
  • Florian the Frequently Singed
  • Follower of the Spirit of Stale Bread
  • Forge Cleric, Forged Signature
  • Forge Domain, Burnt Fingers
  • Forgot to Prepare Revivify
  • Fortpls
  • Founder of the Temple of Nap Time
  • Frank the Cleric, No Relation

G: 38 names

  • Gail Ofmercy
  • Garlic and Good Intentions
  • Gary (Cleric)
  • Gentle Repose, Rough Morning
  • Geoff With a G, Cleric With a C
  • Ghost of a Chance
  • Ghosted by a Ghost
  • Ghoul Me Once
  • Ghouls Just Want to Have Fun
  • Gil Tfree
  • Gladys of the Local Temple
  • Glowstickler

G, continued

  • Glyph of Warding Off Visitors
  • Glyph of Warding, Read the Sign
  • Go-Between for Gods and Goblins
  • Godric the Good in Theory
  • Goes Last, Fixes Everything
  • Gordon (Slightly Divine)
  • Graham, Senior Cleric, West Shrine
  • Grand Almoner of Exact Change
  • Grand Hierophant of Things That Could Have Waited
  • Grand Marshal of the Temple Bake Sale
  • Grand Master of the Order of Clean Bandages
  • Grandpa Walt, Retired Cleric
  • Grave Concerns Raised

G, continued

  • Grave Domain, Lively Personality
  • Grave Mistake
  • Grave Reservations
  • Gripandrip
  • Griplash
  • Griselda the Unimpressed
  • Guardian of the Threshold and the Coat Rack
  • Guidance for the Guidance Roll
  • Guidance on Everything, Even That
  • Guided Strike, Misguided Life
  • Guiding Bolt Cutter
  • Guiding Bolt From the Blue
  • Gwendolyn the Glowing Reference

H: 71 names

  • Hal O'Glow
  • Halopeno
  • Hank (Divine)
  • Harm, But Politely
  • Harper Halo
  • Have You Tried Armor
  • Head of Undead Complaints
  • Heal Yeah
  • Heal, Capital H
  • Healcopter
  • Healed You Twice Already
  • Healer's Kit and Caboodle
  • Healing Is Not Free, It's Complimentary
  • Healing Word From Across the Room

H, continued

  • Healing Word, and the Word Is No
  • Heavy Armor Was the Whole Plan
  • Heavy Armor, Light Reading
  • Helmet on Backwards Since Breakfast
  • Her Blessed Punctuality, Late Only Twice
  • Her Diligence, Minder of the Marching Order
  • Her Exalted Wisdom, Who Told You So
  • Her Glowiness the Unamused
  • Her Graciousness, Who Has One Spell Left
  • Her Luminous Grace, Keeper of the Last Potion
  • Her Radiance, Who Asked You Not to Touch That
  • Her Steadfastness, Holder of the Rope
  • Herald of the Deity of Hiccups
  • Herald of the Lady of Overcooked Eggs

H, continued

  • Herald of the Lady of Second Helpings
  • Herald of the Lord of Loose Change
  • Heroes' Feast for One
  • Heroes' Feast, Bring a Dish
  • Hester the Hard to Impress
  • Hiding Behind the Shield
  • Hierophant of Hit Dice
  • High Chancellor of Maybe Don't
  • High Exarch of Standing Slightly Behind the Fighter
  • High Priest of a Two Person Faith
  • High Priest of Low Expectations
  • High Priest of Plan B
  • High Priest of the Back Row
  • High Priestess of Hindsight

H, continued

  • High Priestess of Please Stop
  • High Priestess of the Garden Shed Shrine
  • High Wisdom, Low Standards
  • His Eternal Optimism, Recently Revised
  • His Glowiness
  • His Radiant Eminence the Slightly Singed
  • His Venerable Fussiness, Counter of Rations
  • Hit Die of Eight, Luck of Two
  • Hit Point Bookkeeper
  • Hoarded Until the Credits
  • Hold Person, Hold My Drink
  • Hold Person, Hold the Applause
  • Holding This Party Together With Twine
  • Holy Symbol Is in My Other Robe

H, continued

  • Holy Symbol on a Shoestring
  • Holy Symbol, Brandished Wildly
  • Holy Symbol, Slightly Bent
  • Holy Water Bottling Foreman
  • Holy Water Pistol
  • Holy Water, Still or Sparkling
  • Honorary Chair of the Committee on Not Dying
  • Honored Guest of Every Ambush
  • Hope N. Prayer
  • Horace the Holy-ish
  • Hortensia the Hymn Hummer
  • Howard, Recommended by Two Parties
  • Hubert the Humble Bragger
  • Hy Priest
  • Hysclerical

I: 26 names

  • I Am More Than a Health Bar
  • I Brought Rope, You're Welcome
  • I Have Other Spells, You Know
  • I Said Don't Split the Party
  • I Voted Against the Dragon
  • Ida Prayed
  • Ignatia the Overprepared
  • Illustrious Keeper of the Spare Torch
  • Imogen the Incense Heavy
  • In Your Mace
  • Incense and Insensibility
  • Incense Quality Assurance
  • Incense, Sensibly Priced

I, continued

  • Inflict Wounds, Bill Later
  • Inflict Wounds, Then Apologize
  • Initiative Roll: Last, Always Last
  • Insect Plague, My Bad
  • Insight Check: The Rogue Is Lying
  • Insight Check: They Hate Me
  • Interim High Priest, Pending Review
  • Invoke Duplicity, Still Outnumbered
  • Iona Mace
  • Is He Dead or Just Dramatic
  • Isidore the Inconveniently Honest
  • Isla Bless
  • It's a Flesh Wound, Walk It Off

J: 8 names

  • Janet, Temple Accounts
  • Jasper of the Jammed Visor
  • Jim From Accounting, Now a Cleric
  • Jocasta the Judgmental
  • Judith, Who Brought the Holy Water
  • Junior Blessing Technician
  • Just Dave, Cleric
  • Just Wanted a Quiet Shrine

K: 10 names

  • Keeper of Seven Keys and One Stubborn Jar
  • Keeper of the Flame, the Other Flame, and the Snacks
  • Keeper of the Party's Pulse
  • Keeper of the Shrine of Spilled Ale
  • Keith, Blessed, Apparently
  • Kenrick the Kindly Nagging
  • Kevin, Level Three Cleric
  • Knowledge Cleric, Citation Needed
  • Knowledge Domain, No Clue
  • Kurt Wounds

L: 44 names

  • Lady High Keeper of the Emergency Diamond
  • Lambert the Loudly Devout
  • Last Slot Standing
  • Last Worshipper of the Puddle God
  • Lavinia the Last to Know
  • Lawful Good, Awful Mood
  • Lawful Tired
  • Leapofnope
  • Lector of Lectures
  • Left a Nice Temple for This
  • Left on Read by a Deity
  • Leonard Who Used to Be a Fighter
  • Leopold the Lecturer
  • Les Deadnow

L, continued

  • Les Morbid
  • Les Slots
  • Level One, Opinions of Twenty
  • Level Twenty, Still Carrying Torches
  • Levitater
  • Life Domain, Barely Living
  • Life Domain, Death Wish Party
  • Lifegripped
  • Light Cantrip on a Pebble
  • Light Cleric, Heavy Sleeper
  • Light Domain, Dim Bulb
  • Light Hammer, Heavy Sigh
  • Lightbringer, Lunchbringer, Billbringer
  • Linda From the Temple
  • Locate Object: My Keys

L, continued

  • Locate Object: The Rogue's Conscience
  • Lois Priest
  • Lon Grest
  • Long Rest Interrupted Again
  • Long Rest Negotiator
  • Long Rest or Bust
  • Loot Share Auditor
  • Lord High Bandager of the Eastern Corridor
  • Lord Protector of the Squishy Ones
  • Lorraine (On Break)
  • Lost Concentration, Found Snacks
  • Lost My Holy Symbol Again
  • Lou Minous
  • Lou Zslots
  • Ludovic the Lightly Armored, Briefly

M: 50 names

  • Mace and Cheese
  • Mace Cadet
  • Mace in the Crowd
  • Mace of Spades
  • Mace Palm
  • Mace Safety Instructor
  • Mace the Music
  • Mace Value
  • Maceface
  • Marcus, Part Cleric, Part Accountant
  • Marge (Holy)
  • Mass Cure Wounds, Mass Complaints

M, continued

  • Material Component: Missing
  • Max Healing
  • May Beheal
  • Maybe Wear a Helmet Next Time
  • Medicine Check: Probably Fine
  • Medicine Check: Yep, That's Blood
  • Mending the Fighter's Trousers
  • Mendy Bones
  • Mercy Mee
  • Middle Management of the Divine
  • Mildred of the Temple, Extension Four
  • Millicent the Merciful, Within Reason
  • Mindcontrolz

M, continued

  • Mindurstep
  • Minnie Miracle
  • Mira Cull
  • Mirabel the Miracle Rationer
  • Miracle Help Desk, Tier One
  • Miraculish
  • Mo Slotspls
  • Mom Friend With a Mace
  • Mona Stery
  • Morningstar, Evening Grump
  • Mortal Liaison Officer
  • Mortimer the Morning Averse

M, continued

  • Most Devout Carrier of Everyone Else's Loot
  • Most Reverend Opener of Doors Best Left Shut
  • Most Tolerant Listener to Bardic Solos
  • Mother Hen in Chainmail
  • Mother of All Long Rests
  • Mouthpiece of the Deity of Awkward Pauses
  • Mr. Cleric to You
  • Multiclassed Out of Spite
  • Mummy Issues
  • Mummy Wrap Party
  • My Deity Went Out for Bread
  • My God Is on Vacation
  • My Turn Yet

N: 21 names

  • Nat One on the Sermon
  • Nat Twenty on Medicine, Still Dead
  • Nature Cleric, Indoor Plant
  • Nature Domain, Hay Fever
  • Neal Ingbench
  • Needs a Nap and a Diamond
  • Neil (Also Heals)
  • Neil N. Pray
  • Nesta the Nearly Divine
  • Neutral Good, Leaning Nap

N, continued

  • New Cleric, Who Dis
  • Nigel the Ordinary
  • Ninth Level Slot, First Level Idea
  • No Bones About It
  • Nobody Thanks the Cleric
  • Norbert the Nervously Chanting
  • Not Your Walking Potion
  • Nova on the First Goblin
  • Novice in Heavy Armor
  • Novice Nobody Listens To
  • Novice of the Nat One

O: 24 names

  • Objection Noted, Ignored
  • Octavia the Often Right
  • Offering Bowl Accountant
  • Old Mrs. Pottinger, Still Clericking
  • Olive Yet
  • Omen Interpretation Intern
  • On Probation With the God of Light
  • One Encounter per Day Cleric
  • One Good Turn Undead
  • One Level Dip Too Many
  • One Percent Chance, Zero Percent Shame
  • One Slot and a Dream

O, continued

  • Only Cleric of Greg, God of Okay
  • Only One Who Read the Quest
  • Ordained Last Week
  • Ordained on a Technicality
  • Order Cleric, Out of Order
  • Order Domain, Chaos Party
  • Orla the Omen Misreader
  • Ottilie the Off Key
  • Otto Slots
  • Our Cleric, Jeff
  • Out of Spell Slots Again
  • Outvoted Four to One

P: 55 names

  • Packed Snacks for Everyone
  • Paladin Thinks He's the Healer
  • Paragon of Patience, Weekdays Only
  • Party Conscience, Underpaid
  • Party Liability Consultant
  • Passive Perception, Passive Aggression
  • Path to the Grave, Scenic Route
  • Patience of a Level One Commoner
  • Patron of Travelers, Lost Anyway
  • Paula, Reluctant Cleric
  • Pawned the Diamond
  • Paxton Quiet
  • Peace Cleric, Short Fuse

P, continued

  • Peace Domain, Started the Fight
  • Peace Through Superior Bludgeoning
  • Peaked at Level Five
  • Pencil Smudge Where the Slots Were
  • Perceptive but Unbothered
  • Peregrine the Pious Enough
  • Personal Mace Invader
  • Petronella the Peacemaker With a Flail
  • Phil From the Shrine Down the Road
  • Phil Thewounds
  • Phineas the Preachy
  • Picked the Domain for Fireball
  • Pilgrimace
  • Plain Old Ordinary Cleric

P, continued

  • Plate Mail, Return to Sender
  • Potluck Sign-Up Sheet Enforcer
  • Prayer of Healing, Ten Minutes of Quiet
  • Prayer Request Intake Clerk
  • Praying for Patience, Mostly
  • Prepared Spells: All Situational
  • Prepared the Wrong Spells
  • Prepared Water Walk, Fought in a Desert
  • Presented My Holy Symbol Upside Down
  • Preserve Life, Preserve Leftovers
  • Priest of the God of Lukewarm Soup
  • Priest of the Lord of the Last Biscuit
  • Priest of the Third Best God of Soup
  • Priestess of the Lady of Leaky Roofs

P, continued

  • Priestess of the Patron of Tangled Rope
  • Priestmode
  • Priesto
  • Prieststrike
  • Prime Intercessor for the Recently Flattened
  • Prior Engagement
  • Prior Warning Ignored
  • Prioress of Priorities
  • Proficient in Sighing
  • Prophet of the God of Naps
  • Protection from Evil and Good Taste
  • Pru Dent
  • Public Domain Cleric
  • Purify Food and Drink Responsibly

Q: 2 names

  • Quarterstaff Meeting
  • Quentin the Quietly Judging

R: 57 names

  • Radiance of the Yawn
  • Radiant Champion of Being Reasonable
  • Radulf the Reviver of Rogues
  • Rae Offhope
  • Raise Dead, Raise Eyebrows
  • Ranger Lost the Trail and a Leg
  • Rattled the Skeletons
  • Ray Zdead
  • Reaction: Flinch
  • Recharges at Dawn, Like Me
  • Regional Manager of Resurrections
  • Regular Cleric, Regular Mace
  • Reid Thesigns
  • Relic Hunter, Finder of Junk

R, continued

  • Relic Inventory Night Clerk
  • Religion Check, Rolled a Four
  • Reliquary of Odds and Ends
  • Reluctant Witness to All of It
  • Remove Curse, Add Paperwork
  • Remove Curse, Keep the Sword
  • Renewbie
  • Renewsance
  • Replacement Cleric Since Tuesday
  • Rest in Peace and Quiet
  • Rest in Pieces
  • Resurrection Claims Adjuster
  • Resurrection on a Budget
  • Resurrection Warranty Clerk

R, continued

  • Retirement Plan: Outlive Them
  • Reva Rent
  • Reverend Reroll
  • Reverend Rest First
  • Reverend Revive
  • Reverend Roll for It
  • Reverend Roll With Advantage
  • Reverend Told You So
  • Revivify Billing Department
  • Revivify Within the Minute or It's Free
  • Revivify, One per Customer
  • Rex Urrect
  • Rezpls
  • Rhea Stored

R, continued

  • Rhett Urntolife
  • Rich Ual
  • Rita (Ask Her About Her God)
  • Ritual Cast Everything
  • Ritual Caster, Ten Minutes Please
  • Robes, Sandals and Regret
  • Roger, Divinely Inspired on Weekends
  • Rogue Touched the Trap
  • Rolled a One on the Bless Die
  • Rolled a Two to Concentrate
  • Rolled Hit Dice, Rolled Eyes
  • Rosamund the Rule Quoter
  • Rota Keeper of the Night Vigil
  • Rowena the Remarkably Calm
  • Rufus the Righteously Indignant

S: 101 names

  • Sacred Flame Thrower
  • Sacred Flame, Missed Again
  • Sal Emn Vow
  • Sanctimoany
  • Sanctuary Zoning Board Member
  • Sanctumonius
  • Sandal Requisitions Officer
  • Sandals in the Snow
  • Sandy Altar
  • Save DC Too Low to Mention
  • Saved It for the Boss, Died With It
  • Saving Mace
  • Scratch That Lich
  • Screamandrun

S, continued

  • Scroll Shelver, Overdue Section
  • Sean Ctuary
  • Second Choice of the Goddess of Luck
  • Seminary Dropout, Still Glows
  • Sending, Left on Read
  • Sending: Twenty-Five Words or Fewer
  • Senior Miracle Coordinator
  • Sentinel at Death's Door, Knocking
  • Seraphine the Seldom Thanked
  • Servant of the Goddess of Almost
  • Servant of the Small God of Stubbed Toes
  • Sexton of the Shallow Grave
  • Shambling Toward Retirement
  • Sharon (Cleric, Unfortunately)

S, continued

  • Shelter of the Faithful, Sofa of the Tired
  • Shield Bash and Dash
  • Shield of Faith in Humanity, Low
  • Shield of Mild Faith
  • Shield Up, Chin Up
  • Shieldspam
  • Shirley Blessed
  • Shirley, Cleric Since Last Session
  • Shoo, Zombie, Shoo
  • Short Rest, Shorter Temper
  • Should Have Stayed at the Temple
  • Shrine Franchise Owner
  • Shrine Health and Safety Marshal
  • Shrine Maintenance, Second Shift
  • Shrinedown

S, continued

  • Shrinekage
  • Sighs in Heavy Armor
  • Sigmund the Sanctimonious
  • Silence Is Golden, Ten Minutes
  • Silence, Fifteen Foot Radius
  • Silvester the Sermonizer of Goblins
  • Sir Monalot
  • Sister Concentration Check
  • Sister Initiative Order
  • Sister Last Slot
  • Sister of the Withheld Cure
  • Sister Saving Throw
  • Sister Short Rest
  • Sister Standback

S, continued

  • Skeleton Crew Dispatcher
  • Skeleton Key Witness
  • Skipped the Class on Diamonds
  • Slot Hoarder, Dies With Nine
  • Slot Rationing Officer
  • Slotless in the Dungeon
  • Slots Are Not a Renewable Resource
  • Slots Before Lunch: All of Them
  • Smitenight
  • Smitesized
  • Socks With Sandals of Speed
  • Sol Ace
  • Sole Member of the Order of the Spoon
  • Somatic Component: Jazz Hands
  • Somebody Has to Be the Adult

S, continued

  • Sonny Blessing
  • Sorcerer Exploded, Mildly
  • Soul Retrieval Courier
  • Sovereign Mender of the Self-Inflicted
  • Spare the Dying, Spare Me the Details
  • Speak with Dead, Small Talk Only
  • Speak with Dead, They Blame You
  • Specter Inspector
  • Spell Attack, Minus Dignity
  • Spell Save DC of Disappointment
  • Spent a Fifth on a Rat
  • Spent It All in Room One
  • Spent the Diamond on the Bard
  • Spirit Guardians, Party Crashers

S, continued

  • Spiritual Weapon of Choice
  • Spiritual Weapon, Emotional Baggage
  • Stabilized, Not Sympathized
  • Stealth Disadvantage Incarnate
  • Stella Live
  • Stone Shape, Mostly Lumps
  • Stop Touching the Glowing Thing
  • Storm in a Chalice
  • Strength Eight, Mace Anyway
  • Stu Pendous Glow
  • Sunniva the Sunburned
  • Supreme Custodian of the Party's Remaining Hit Points
  • Susan, Yes That Susan
  • Sworn to the Lord of Slightly Too Late
  • Sy Lence

T: 76 names

  • Tabard of Many Stains
  • Tad Holy
  • Temp Cleric, Three Day Contract
  • Tempest Cleric, Light Drizzle
  • Tempest Domain in a Teacup
  • Temple Compliance Officer
  • Temple Gift Shop Cashier
  • Temple Lost and Found Clerk
  • Temple Parking Attendant
  • Temple Roof Fund Treasurer
  • Templetantrum
  • Ten Foot Pole Position

T, continued

  • Ten Minute Ritual, Two Minute Fight
  • Tender of the Roadside Shrine of Gravy
  • Terry (He Tries)
  • Thaddeus the Thoroughly Damp
  • Thankless Task Force
  • Thaumaturgy Door Slammer
  • Thaumaturgy for Dramatic Effect
  • The Anointed Voice of Reason, Hoarse
  • The Barbarian Did What
  • The Ever Vigilant, Currently Napping
  • The Fighter Has a Sword in Him
  • The Humble, as He Keeps Reminding Us
  • The Incorruptible, Bribable With Pastry

T, continued

  • The Long-Suffering, the Longer-Winded
  • The Merciful, Terms and Conditions Apply
  • The Modest, First of His Name, Best of His Order
  • The Most Patient Mender of Preventable Injuries
  • The Oft Consulted, Rarely Obeyed
  • The Radiant, Batteries Not Included
  • The Right Honorable Reattacher of Limbs
  • The Unshakable, Except Before Breakfast
  • Thea Ology
  • Theodric the Thrice Ignored
  • They Passed the Wisdom Save
  • Third Slot the Charm
  • Thirty Feet and Running

T, continued

  • Three Hundred Gold Short
  • Thurifer of Too Much Incense
  • Tiberius the Tithe Chaser
  • Tim Pull
  • Tin Can With a Prayer Book
  • Tina, Cleric and Notary
  • Tithe Collections, Final Notice
  • Todd, Cleric by Trade
  • Told You Not to Lick It
  • Tolerated by a Deity, Technically
  • Toll the Dead, Exact Change Only
  • Toll the Dead, Toll the Living

T, continued

  • Tom Bstone
  • Tomb Service
  • Tomb With a View
  • Top of the Class at Cleric School
  • Torquil the Tolerably Holy
  • Tracking Slots on a Napkin
  • Tragic Backstory, Cheerful Spells
  • Trevor Who Glows
  • Triage Receptionist
  • Trickery Cleric, Terrible Liar
  • Trickery Domain, Fell for It
  • True Neutral About All of This
  • True Resurrection, False Hope

T, continued

  • Turn for the Worse
  • Turn Signal Enthusiast
  • Turn Undead Ted
  • Turn Undead, Burn Bread
  • Turn Undead, No Refunds
  • Turn Undead, Then Turn In
  • Turned Undead, They Turned Back
  • Turns Undead, Stomachs Too
  • Turnstile for Skeletons
  • Twice Decorated Veteran of the Healing Rota
  • Twilight Cleric, Early Bedtime
  • Twilight Domain Night Owl
  • Ty Dings

U: 16 names

  • U-Turn Undead
  • Ulric the Underslept
  • Unappreciated Since Level One
  • Uncle Ron, Somehow a Cleric
  • Unconscious for the Third Time
  • Undead End Job
  • Undead Letter Office
  • Undead of Night Shift

U, continued

  • Undead Reckoning
  • Undead Ringer
  • Undead Serious
  • Undead Weight
  • Undeadline Extension
  • Unpriestly
  • Upcast and Outspent
  • Upcast It, Regret It

V: 15 names

  • Vampire Deterrent in Sandals
  • Venerable Elder Who Has Seen This Before
  • Venerable Keeper of the Sacred Soup Ladle
  • Verbal Component: Shouting
  • Verger on Ridiculous
  • Verity the Very Tired
  • Vess Tments
  • Vestment Laundry Supervisor
  • Vestments With Pockets
  • Vi Gil
  • Vicarious
  • Vice Hierophant of Logistics
  • Voice of Authority, Ignored
  • Voice of Caution, Outvoted
  • Voice of the Lady of Missing Buttons

W: 38 names

  • Wade Forme
  • Wake the Undead, Why Don't You
  • Wanda Bless
  • War Domain Pacifist
  • War Domain, Lost the Battle
  • War Priest of the Pillow Fight
  • Warden of the Wounded Ego
  • Warden Supreme of the Candle Budget
  • Warding Bond, Regretted Instantly
  • Warding Flare for the Dramatic
  • Warhammer of Gentle Reminders
  • Warranty Void if Killed Again

W, continued

  • Water Walk, Wet Socks
  • Well Regarded at the Temple, Ignored in the Dungeon
  • Who Opened the Coffin
  • Whose Idea Was the Lever
  • Why Is the Wizard in Front
  • Wick Burnett
  • Wight Lie
  • Wight Noise Machine
  • Wilfred the Well Rested, For Once
  • Will Bless
  • Wingsonly
  • Winnow the Wound Counter
  • Wisdom Is My Dump Stat, Somehow

W, continued

  • Wisdom Save, Foolish Choice
  • Wisdom Twenty, Common Sense Three
  • Wise Beyond My Hit Points
  • Wizard Has Four Hit Points
  • Wizard Wandered Off Again
  • Wolfric the Wordy
  • Word of Recall Notice
  • Word of Recall, Without the Party
  • Wound Appraiser, Second Class
  • Wraith Against Time
  • Wrath of the Storm, Sigh of the Party
  • Wrong Domain, Right Attitude
  • Wrong Turn at the Crypt

Y: 4 names

  • Yolanda the Yawning
  • You Had Full Health a Minute Ago
  • You're Welcome, By the Way
  • Young Master Toby, Cleric in Training

Z: 8 names

  • Zealot of the Deity of Turnips
  • Zero Slots, Many Opinions
  • Zombie Relocation Agent
  • Zombie Repellent, Extra Strength
  • Zombie Turned Out Fine
  • Zombies Hate This One Trick
  • Zone of Truth or Dare
  • Zone of Truth, Awkward Silence