Funny Artificer Name Generator

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Funny artificer names for D&D and other tabletop games: spoken puns like Mal Function and Anita Wrench, small-print names like Warranty Void, job titles like Chief Explosion Officer and epithets like Greta the Usually Fireproof.

About funny artificer names

Artificer jokes come easily, because the class is built around someone who makes clever things that sometimes work. Most of the humor draws on a short list of subjects: gadgets that explode, eyebrows that did not survive the test, instructions nobody read, and the friend who answers every problem with a new invention. These 1,000 names cover all of them, from spoken puns such as Mal Function, Anita Wrench and Xavier Eyebrows to small-print names like Warranty Void and Not Liable for Eyebrows.

The rest falls into a few kinds of joke. There are mock job titles (Chief Explosion Officer, Keeper of the Good Pliers), epithets for the recently singed (Greta the Usually Fireproof), one-word puns (Wrenchcoat, Gadgetastrophe) and lines from the workbench like What Does This Button Do. Four subclasses get their own jokes: wrong potions for the Alchemist, walking cannons for the Artillerist, a loyal metal companion for the Battle Smith and a suit that clanks for the Armorer. A small share are silly tinker surnames and deadpan names a warforged might choose.

Everything is family-friendly, and the jokes are about the class and its kit, never about real people. This is an unofficial fan page with no connection to Wizards of the Coast; the class terms are used only as references.

How to choose funny artificer names

  • Say a spoken pun out loud before you commit. Lois Bidder Built It and Tamara Illfixit only land when someone reads them aloud at the table.
  • Match the joke to the subclass. Cannon names suit an Artillerist, potion mix-ups suit an Alchemist, Sir Barks-a-Bolt belongs to a Battle Smith's companion, and Clanks When Sneaking was made for an Armorer.
  • Use a long joke as a title and keep a short name for play. Chief Explosion Officer works as the line on the character's calling card, while the party just says Chief.
  • Ask your DM first if the campaign is a serious one. A pun can live on as a nickname, a shop sign or the name of the character's homunculus or cannon.
  • Pick a joke you can live with for a whole campaign. A deadpan name such as Mortimer the Mostly Intact tends to age better than a one-off gag.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny artificer names?

Mal Function, Anita Wrench, Rusty Hinges and Al Chemy are spoken puns from this list. Among the others are Warranty Void, Chief Explosion Officer, Greta the Usually Fireproof, Emotional Support Cannon and the one-word Wrenchcoat. The rest runs from instruction-manual jokes like Step Four Is Missing to warforged names like Not the Toaster.

Are there names for the artificer subclasses?

Yes, for four of them. Alchemists get wrong-potion jokes such as Elixir of Mild Regret and Potion of Probably Healing, and Artillerists get My Cannon Has Legs and Sorry About the Wall. Battle Smiths get companion jokes like Stainless Steel Retriever, and Armorers get suit jokes like Dry Clean Only Armor and Vambrace Yourself.

Can I use these names outside D&D?

Yes. Most of the jokes are about tinkering in general, so they also fit a gnome engineer in an MMO, a steampunk inventor or any gadget-loving character. The one-word names such as Sprocketeer and Gizmonaut are the easiest to fit into a game's name field. Only the game can tell you whether someone already has a name there.

Are the names family-friendly and official?

They are family-friendly: the jokes are about explosions, gadgets and missing eyebrows, with nothing crude and no jokes about real people. They are not official. This is a fan-made list with no affiliation with Wizards of the Coast, and the class terms appear only as references.

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A: 48 names

  • Accessories Not Shown
  • Acting Safety Officer
  • Actual Size May Differ
  • Ada Justment
  • Adjunct Alchemist
  • After-Hours Repair Gnome
  • Agnes the Slightly Smoldering
  • Aim Assist Astrid
  • Al Chemy
  • Alaric the Aftermath
  • Alembic Alastair
  • Almost Finished Since Autumn
  • Ambassador of Overengineering
  • Amber Glow Warning
  • Anita Biggerhammer
  • Anita Newworkshop
  • Anita Wrench
  • Antidote to the Wrong Poison
  • Anvilanche
  • Anvilicious
  • Apprentice to the Apprentice
  • Araminta Overwound
  • Arc Welder Archie
  • Arcane Armor Amory

A, continued

  • Arcane Firearm Permit
  • Arcane Jolt Josie
  • Arcane Tech Support
  • Archivist of Abandoned Blueprints
  • Armor Has Pockets Now
  • Armor With Cup Holders
  • Armored and Dangerous-ish
  • Art E. Ficer
  • Arthur Anymorebolts
  • Artifactual
  • Artificially Sweet
  • Artifishy
  • Artifizzer
  • Artifussy
  • Artillery Ellery
  • Ashton Sleeves
  • Ask Me About the Crater
  • Asks the DM About Gunpowder
  • Assembled Inside Out
  • Assembled on a Monday
  • Asset Tag Missing
  • Associate Button Presser
  • Attuned to Six Things
  • Attunement Slot Machine

B: 65 names

  • Backorder Bjorn
  • Bag of Holding Grudges
  • Bag of Holding Too Much
  • Ball Bearings Barrington
  • Bang for the Buck
  • Bang On Schedule
  • Barb E. Cue Accident
  • Barnaby Backfire
  • Baron of the Back Room
  • Baroness von Boom
  • Base Metal Basil
  • Batteries Sold Separately
  • Battle Ready, Barely
  • Bea Ring
  • Behind Schedule Benedikt
  • Bellows Fellowes
  • Bench Tested, Bench Failed
  • Bent Nail Gail
  • Bernadette Workshop
  • Bernie Workbench
  • Bespoke Breastplate Blake
  • Beta Test Beatrix
  • Better Mousetrap Bettina
  • Bill Dabetterone
  • Bill Ditbackwards
  • Bill Ditmyself
  • Bill O. Materials
  • Bill Tin Ashed
  • Bjorn Tinkering
  • Blacksmith's Day Off
  • Blair Ringalarm
  • Blame the Apprentice

B, continued

  • Blast Radius Brutus
  • Blastopher
  • Blastronaut
  • Blowing Off Steam
  • Blown Fuse Blues
  • Blueprint Upside Down
  • Blunderbuss Bartholomew
  • Blunt Chisel Giselle
  • Bodge Job Bob
  • Bodkin Shortcircuit
  • Boldness in a Bottle
  • Bolt From the Blueprint
  • Bolt Move
  • Boom Goes the Dungeon
  • Boomer Bellwether
  • Boomerangle
  • Boomwhistle
  • Boris the Briefly Airborne
  • Bottoms Up Bertram
  • Brainwave Dave
  • Bram Who Stood Too Close
  • Brass Tacks Maxine
  • Brewed It in a Boot
  • Brimstone Brenda
  • Bring Your Cannon to Work Day
  • Brunhild the Blast Radius
  • Bubblegum and Hope Hopkins
  • Bubbling Over Beatrice
  • Budget Overrun Bruno
  • Buffed Out Bernadette
  • Burnt Sleeve Steve
  • Bursar of Burnt Fingers
  • Buster Gasket

C: 88 names

  • Cal Ibrate
  • Cal Liper
  • Calculated Risk, Bad at Math
  • Calibrating, One Moment
  • Calipurnia
  • Caltrops in Every Pocket
  • Can I Use Thieves' Tools
  • Can't Take the Suit Off
  • Candice Bedefused
  • Cannon Come to the Phone
  • Cannon Fodder's Boss
  • Cannon in D Minor
  • Cannon Named Kevin
  • Canonically a Cannon
  • Captain of Industry, Sort Of
  • Carrie D. Parts
  • Carrie Thetoolbox
  • Carries Forty Feet of Wire
  • Carson Fire
  • Cast Iron Corgi Owner
  • Catalyst Callista
  • Caustic Cassandra
  • Caution Hot Surface
  • Certified Duct Wrangler
  • Certified for Six Seconds
  • Chain Mail Carrier
  • Chancellor of the Junk Drawer
  • Chemical Reactionary
  • Chewed the Blueprints

C, continued

  • Chief Explosion Officer
  • Chinstrap Chester
  • Chiselda
  • Chiselhurst
  • Circuit Breaker Baker
  • Clank the Loyal
  • Clanks When Sneaking
  • Clanky Frank
  • Clara Thearea
  • Clement the Clean Shaven by Accident
  • Clocked Out Early
  • Close Enough for Field Work
  • Cobbler's Tools for Some Reason
  • Cog in the Machine
  • Cog Resources Manager
  • Cogitator
  • Cogmatic
  • Cogs of War
  • Cogwash
  • Coiled and Ready
  • Cold Solder Calder
  • Cole Dweld
  • Cole Forge
  • Collateral Damage Control
  • Combustibelle
  • Combustina
  • Complaints Department of One
  • Con Traption
  • Conductor of Bad Ideas

C, continued

  • Cone of Fire Safety
  • Confuser
  • Constance Tinkering
  • Consult a Cleric Before Use
  • Consult Your Local Artificer
  • Contents Under Pressure
  • Contraptionist
  • Contraptivating
  • Controlled Demolition, Loosely
  • Copper Kettle Colm
  • Cordelia the Carbon Dated
  • Corkscrewed
  • Corrosive Cornelius
  • Corwin Boilover
  • Cosmo Last Seen Ascending
  • Cousin Clank
  • Cracked Lens Jens
  • Crafting Downtime Darcy
  • Crank Call
  • Crankenstein
  • Crash Test Dunstan
  • Crispin Fingers
  • Cross-Thread Ned
  • Crucible Lucille
  • Curator of Half-Finished Projects
  • Cure for Hiccups, Causes Hiccups
  • Custodian of the Smoking Crater
  • Customer Service Automaton
  • Cut the Blue Wire
  • Cuthbert the Crater Maker

D: 41 names

  • Dagny the Lightly Toasted
  • Danger Close Delphine
  • Dawn Ofanidea
  • Deadline Extension Dexter
  • Dean of Dangerous Ideas
  • Dee Fective
  • Definitely a Person
  • Dent Collector Dexter
  • Dented but Dignified
  • Designer of the Silent Alarm
  • Detonatasha
  • Detonation Station
  • Dewey Haveagadget
  • Dewey Needthatwall
  • Dib Scorchpocket
  • Did You Hear a Click
  • Director of Unplanned Disassembly
  • Disclaimer Dave
  • Discontinue Use if Glowing
  • Display Model

D, continued

  • Distilled Desmond
  • Do Not Lick the Runes
  • Do Not Operate Indoors
  • Do Not Shake the Artificer
  • Doctor of Percussive Repair
  • Don Pullthat
  • Don't Ask About the Barn
  • Don't Worry, It's Stable
  • Dottie of the Drawn-On Brows
  • Double, Double, Toil and Oops
  • Doug Itoutofrubble
  • Doug Upthefloor
  • Dr. Izzy Tworking
  • Draft Seventeen
  • Drawn From Memory
  • Drink It and See
  • Dropped Anvil Daryl
  • Dry Clean Only Armor
  • Duchess of Ductwork
  • Duck
  • Dustin Workshop

E: 26 names

  • Earnest Mistake
  • Ebba Tightlid
  • Edda the Evacuator
  • Egbert the Well Done
  • Elbow Grease Elise
  • Elixir of Mild Regret
  • Elixir Roulette Champion
  • Elsbeth Who Said It Was Safe
  • Emeritus of Explosives
  • Emotional Support Cannon
  • Enhanced Arcane Focus Group
  • Envoy of the Extra Feature
  • Epiphany Tiffany
  • Ernest Effort
  • Eureka Erica
  • Eustace Stripthread
  • Eve N. Worse
  • Everybody Stand Back
  • Exoskeleton in the Closet
  • Experimental Elixir Number Nine
  • Expertise in Tinkering
  • Expires on Short Rest
  • Explodius
  • Extra Bit Britt
  • Extra Screws Left Over
  • Eyeballed the Measurements

F: 49 names

  • Failed Inspection Twice
  • Father of the Glass Hammer
  • Feature Creep Felicity
  • Fenna Rustbucket
  • Fenwick the Flammable
  • Fergal of the Flaming Sleeve
  • Fetch, Then Deflect Attack
  • Field Medic for Metal
  • Field Test Fergus
  • Fifteen-Foot Cone Joan
  • Fifth Wheel Phil
  • Fine Print Fiona
  • Fingers O'Fuse
  • Fire in the Hole Nicole
  • First Gear Problems
  • Fizzing Franziska
  • Flamethrower Flora
  • Flammabelle
  • Flangipane
  • Flash of Genius Eugenia
  • Flash of Mediocre Insight
  • Flask of Unknown Origin
  • Flavor Text Felix
  • Flight Potion, Landing Extra

F, continued

  • Flint Lock
  • Flo Rate
  • Florian the Fuse Shortener
  • Fogged Goggles Douglas
  • Footnote Fenwick
  • Force Ballista Calista
  • Forge and Forget
  • Forge of Habit
  • Forged in a Hurry
  • Forgeous
  • Forgetful
  • Forgot to Carry the Two
  • Former Safety Officer
  • Forty-Tool Tully
  • Fragile if Dropped Twice
  • Free Sample, No Refunds
  • Freelance Fuse Lighter
  • Friendly Fire Freya
  • Front Line Engineer
  • Full Blast Phineas
  • Full Steam Astray
  • Funnelcake
  • Fuse Box Hero
  • Fuseball
  • Fuselage

G: 36 names

  • Gadget Procurement Specialist
  • Gadgetarian
  • Gadgetastrophe
  • Gadgeteria
  • Gail Force Bellows
  • Gauntlet Thrown, Returned
  • Gearanium
  • Gearloom
  • Gearrulous
  • Gene Yus
  • Gideon the Grounded, Eventually
  • Gil Stuckvalve
  • Give Me a Long Rest and a Forge
  • Give Me Six Seconds
  • Gizmonaut
  • Gizmotional
  • Gladys Notmyshed
  • Glue Stick Rick
  • Goggles Magee
  • Golem Help Desk
  • Good Boy Mark Three
  • Good Chemistry, Bad Aim
  • Good Enough, Ship It
  • Gorget About It
  • Grandmaster of Good Enough
  • Granny Gears
  • Grant Proposal Gwen
  • Greasy Gretel
  • Greave Mistake
  • Greta the Usually Fireproof
  • Grommetry
  • Group Mechanic Gretchen
  • Guardian Mode Maurice
  • Guardian of the Snack Pouch
  • Gunther the Goggle Tanned
  • Gwendolyn of the Melted Boots

H: 44 names

  • Half Caster, Full Opinions
  • Half Plate, Half Asleep
  • Half-Baked Hakon
  • Half-Built Hal
  • Half-Life Hattie
  • Hammered It Flat
  • Hammond Tongs
  • Hand Cannon Hannah
  • Hand Me the Bigger Hammer
  • Handle With Tongs
  • Hang On, It's in My Bag
  • Has Anyone Seen My Spanner
  • Has Feelings Now
  • Have You Tried Hitting It
  • Having a Blast Furnace
  • Hazel Kettlefault
  • Head of Research and Detonation
  • Healing Draught, Cherry Flavor
  • Heated Gauntlets Hank
  • Heavy Artie Lerry
  • Heavy Is the Helmet
  • Helm of Poor Visibility

H, continued

  • Helmet Hair Harold
  • Henrietta Blownfuse
  • Hester Who Lit It Anyway
  • Hexwrench
  • Hilda of the One Eyebrow
  • Hob Clatterpan
  • Hold My Soldering Iron
  • Homemade Healing Word
  • Homunculus Babysitter
  • Homunculus Has Opinions
  • Homunculus Wrangler
  • Hope Itworks
  • Hortense the Heat Tested
  • Hot Plate Nate
  • Hot Rivet Rhett
  • Hotfix Harriet
  • Housebroken, Mostly
  • Howie Dewitt
  • Hugh Lightthefuse
  • Human Named Gary
  • Humbert the Roofless
  • Humming Is Normal

I: 47 names

  • I Blame the Materials
  • I Can Fix That
  • I Can Make It Worse
  • I Have a Gadget for That
  • I Meant to Do That
  • I'll Clean It Up Later
  • Ida Knowhow
  • Ignatius Flashpan
  • Ignatius Fuse
  • Ignatz the Twice Evicted
  • Ike Anfixit
  • Ima Tinkerin
  • In Theory, Yes
  • Incognito Cog
  • Infiltrator, Loudly
  • Infuse First, Ask Later
  • Infusebox
  • Infused the Wrong Boots
  • Infusiastic
  • Infusion Compliance Auditor
  • Infusion Confusion
  • Insert Rune Here
  • Inspector of Other People's Locks

I, continued

  • Installation Not Included
  • Instructions Unclear, Built a Boat
  • Intelligence-Based Swordplay
  • Interim Fire Marshal
  • Intern of Infusions
  • Inventor of the Left-Handed Hammer
  • Inventor of the Louder Bell
  • Iona Forge
  • Iona Lathe
  • Ira Fuse to Explain
  • Ira Paired It Myself
  • Iron Terrier Dad
  • Is It Meant to Tick
  • Is There a Forge in Town
  • Isa Brokett
  • Isolde the Insufficiently Shielded
  • It Lights Up Now
  • It Plays a Little Tune
  • It Was on Fire When I Got Here
  • It's Not a Bug
  • It's Not Magic, It's Science
  • It's Supposed to Do That
  • It's Supposed to Smoke
  • Ivana Tinker

J: 13 names

  • Jack Hammerly
  • Jammed Gear Jameson
  • Jasper the Still Smoking
  • Jolt of Reality
  • Journeyman of Jury-Rigging
  • Juan Gadgetshort
  • Juan Moore Rivet
  • Junior Lever Puller
  • Juniper Singebritches
  • Junk Mail Armor
  • Jury Rig Jorvik
  • Just One More Feature
  • Justin Tolerance

K: 11 names

  • Kaboom Kate
  • Kaboomerang
  • Keep Away From Open Flame
  • Keeper of the Good Pliers
  • Ken I. Fixit
  • Kenya Passthewrench
  • Kit Bashley
  • Kludge Rudge
  • Knight in Whining Armor
  • Knight Shift Mechanic
  • Konrad the Kindling

L: 41 names

  • Lab Assistant, Unpaid
  • Last Year's Model
  • Lead Into Slightly Shinier Lead
  • Lead Tester, Reluctantly
  • Leaky Flask Fisk
  • Lecturer in Things That Tick
  • Left It on the Burner
  • Leftover Parts Mean Efficiency
  • Lefty Loosey Lucius
  • Lena Onthelever
  • Leopold the Launched
  • Les Explosionsplease
  • Les Sparks
  • Lettie Springloose
  • Lever Marked Do Not Pull
  • Lever Me Alone
  • Lever Say Never
  • Leverett
  • Leverpool
  • Liability Waiver Wendell

L, continued

  • License Plate Mail
  • Licensed Tinkerer, License Pending
  • Lifetime Guarantee, Whose Unclear
  • Lightbulb Moment Lyle
  • Lightning Bolt Tightener
  • Lightning Launcher Lana
  • Limit One Explosion per Customer
  • Litmus Linus
  • Live Wire Elvira
  • Locksmith by Night
  • Lois Bidder Built It
  • Long Fuse Lucian
  • Long Rest Rebuild
  • Loose Cannon Lorraine
  • Loose Rivet
  • Loose Screw Lou
  • Lord of the Wrong Size Socket
  • Lost the Instructions
  • Lotta Leftovers
  • Lou Sbolt
  • Low Oil

M: 53 names

  • Mabel the Soot-Faced
  • Made the Pebble Smell Nice
  • Magical Tinkering Tinka
  • Magnet for Trouble
  • Magnetic Personality Mags
  • Maiden Voyage Mavis
  • Major Miscalculation
  • Maker of the Inflatable Anvil
  • Maker of the Waterproof Sponge
  • Makeshift Maisie
  • Mal Function
  • Mama Mallet
  • Manny Spareparts
  • Margin of Error Margo
  • Mark Ditwrong
  • Mark One, Unfortunately
  • Mark Seven, Don't Ask About Six
  • Mark Two Point Oops
  • Marlow Sparkshins
  • Maud Ifications
  • May Contain Sparks
  • Maya Explode
  • Measure Never, Cut Often
  • Measure Once, Cut Twice
  • Mechamistake
  • Mechanical Mastiff Mom

M, continued

  • Mechanicalamity
  • Medic With a Mallet
  • Mending Is a Cantrip
  • Mending on Repeat
  • Mick Rometer
  • Mina Explosion
  • Minerva the Mildly Volatile
  • Minimum Viable Golem
  • Minister of Loose Screws
  • Minor Setback Maxine
  • Mirror Image by Mistake
  • Miss Ingscrew
  • Missing Piece Reece
  • Mister Clanky's Handler
  • Model B, Formerly Model A
  • Moe Gearsplease
  • Monkeywrencher
  • Mortar and Pestle Nestor
  • Mortar Board Graduate
  • Mortimer the Mostly Intact
  • Mostly Hinges
  • Mother of the Chocolate Teapot
  • Mousetrap That Bites Back
  • Mungo Dropspanner
  • My Cannon Has Legs
  • My Dog Is Made of Steel
  • My Homunculus Did It

N: 23 names

  • Nan Fumblebolt
  • Nana Byte
  • Nearly Done, Don't Look
  • Needs Five Hundred Gold of Parts
  • Never Seen Without the Helmet
  • Nine Times Out of Ten
  • Ninety Percent Sure
  • No Refunds, Only Sequels
  • No User-Serviceable Parts
  • Noah Refunds
  • Noah Sparks Yet
  • Noble Gas Nigel
  • Nobody Touch Anything
  • Norbert the Not Again
  • Not a Toy, Mostly
  • Not Enough Infusions
  • Not for Use by Barbarians
  • Not Liable for Eyebrows
  • Not Rated for Dungeons
  • Not Tested on Dragons
  • Not the Toaster
  • Notary of Nuts and Bolts
  • Nozzlewit

O: 30 names

  • Objects May Be Louder Than They Appear
  • Odette the Unshockable, Allegedly
  • Odo Crankhandle
  • Off by One Odette
  • Off the Rack Platemail
  • Offer Void in the Underdark
  • Oil Change Walkies
  • Oiled Hinges Olga
  • Oily Olaf
  • Old Smoky Lindqvist
  • Olive Mygadgets
  • Olive Mylevers
  • On Paper It Worked
  • One of Those
  • One Sip Wonder
  • Oops, That Was the Acid
  • Orrin Leakyflask
  • Osgood Snapspring
  • Oswin the Over-Engineer
  • Otto Explode Any Second
  • Otto Know Better
  • Otto Notdothat
  • Ottoline the Overclocked
  • Out of Attunement Slots
  • Over-Torqued
  • Overclocked
  • Overhauled the Cleric's Mace
  • Overthink Ottilie
  • Overtinker
  • Owner's Manual

P: 59 names

  • Papa Piston
  • Party Pack Mule
  • Party Quartermaster by Default
  • Party Tool Shed
  • Pass the Other Thingy
  • Passed Inspection Somehow
  • Past Performance Is No Guarantee
  • Pat Ent
  • Pat Tern
  • Patch Notes Pat
  • Patch-Up Patricia
  • Patent Denied Dennis
  • Patent Pending Indefinitely
  • Patent Pending Penelope
  • Patience Wornthin
  • Pauldron Me, Coming Through
  • Peer Gear Review
  • Peer Reviewed Percy
  • Pending Safety Review
  • Percival the Combustible
  • Perfectly Safe, Probably
  • Periodic Fable
  • Perpetual Commotion Machine
  • Perpetual Motion, Briefly
  • Petra the Fuse Misjudger
  • Phil Thecrater
  • Philippa the Flash-Blinded
  • Philosopher's Pebble
  • Pim Looselever

P, continued

  • Pipe Dream Machine
  • Pipette Yvette
  • Please Hold for the Next Gadget
  • Plier Pressure
  • Pliers Myers
  • Pliersaurus
  • Pocket Cannon Pete
  • Point Blank Frank
  • Posy Meltwhistle
  • Potion of Probably Healing
  • Potion Seller's Remorse
  • Powder Keg Greg
  • Power Suit Prudence
  • Precipitate Priscilla
  • Pressure Valve Val
  • Professor Ignis Fatuous
  • Professor of Applied Kaboom
  • Proficient in All the Tools
  • Proof of Concept Connie
  • Property of Workshop Two
  • Protector Hector
  • Prototype Prudence
  • Provost of Pulleys
  • Prudence Ignored
  • Prudence Misfire
  • Published in the Wrong Field
  • Pulled the Wrong Lever
  • Pulley for You
  • Pulleyanna
  • Push to Open

Q: 8 names

  • Quality Control Quentin
  • Quenched Too Soon
  • Quick Fix Nix
  • Quick Start Quincy
  • Quicksilver Quentin
  • Quiet Since the Oiling
  • Quill the Quickly Extinguished
  • Quilla Smokestackle

R: 47 names

  • Random Elixir Table
  • Range Finder Rhonda
  • Ratchetta
  • Rated for Indoor Use Only
  • Rattles Radcliffe
  • Ray Chet
  • Read the Label Mabel
  • Reboot
  • Recall Notice Rafe
  • Recalled by the Guild
  • Reed Themanual
  • Refer to Figure Nine
  • Refer to Previous Explosion
  • Reflavored as a Toaster
  • Refunds Upon Survival
  • Regional Manager of Rivets
  • Reid Schematics
  • Reinhold the Rebuilt
  • Rejected by the Journal
  • Repair Bill Riley
  • Repeating Shot Rosalie
  • Replicate Magic Item Mitch
  • Research Grant Grant

R, continued

  • Results May Vary Wildly
  • Retort Stand Rupert
  • Returned Item
  • Returns and Exchanges Clerk
  • Reverse Engineered Reggie
  • Rhoda Manual
  • Ricochet Rochelle
  • Right Tool, Wrong Job
  • Righty Tighty Rita
  • Rita Blueprint
  • Rivet Counter Rita
  • Rivet the Rescue
  • Rivetalizer
  • Rolf the Uninsurable
  • Rolled a One on the Elixir
  • Rope, Hammer, Pitons, Optimism
  • Rosalind the Reassembled
  • Roughly to Scale
  • Rounding Error Ronan
  • Rudge Wobblewheel
  • Runs on Spite
  • Rustproof Rover
  • Rusty Bucket Bob
  • Rusty Hinges

S: 104 names

  • Sabaton Saboteur
  • Sadie Wordkaboom
  • Sal Dering
  • Saltpeter Peter
  • Salvo Salvatore
  • Sawcery
  • Sawdustin
  • Scale Mail, Scaled Down
  • Scale Model Maddox
  • Scatter Shot Charlotte
  • Schematic on a Napkin
  • Scope Creep Scipio
  • Scrap Happy
  • Scrap Metal Spot
  • Screwloose
  • Secretary of Spare Parts
  • See Diagram C
  • Self-Polishing Sabatons
  • Senior Sprocket Analyst
  • Seventeen Steps to Open a Jar
  • Sharon Tools
  • Sheriff of Spare Springs
  • Shirley Itworks
  • Shock and Aww
  • Shopping Episode Sheila
  • Short Circuit Sheryl
  • Short Fuse Suze
  • Should It Be Glowing
  • Shoulder Cannon Sheldon
  • Shrink Ray in a Jar
  • Side Effects Include Singeing
  • Sidekick Has a Sidekick
  • Siege Engine Imogene
  • Siege the Day

S, continued

  • Sigrid the Scorch Mark
  • Singed Apron Aaron
  • Singed Sigismund
  • Sir Barks-a-Bolt
  • Sister Solder
  • Six-Pocket Seamus
  • Skip Thestep
  • Skipped the Manual
  • Sleeps in the Armor
  • Slightly Radioactive
  • Slightly Used
  • Smart Enough to Swing
  • Smells Like Healing
  • Smith's Tools, Will Travel
  • Smoke Is Normal
  • Smoke Test Smitty
  • Smudge Hargreave
  • Solder of Fortune
  • Solder On, Soldier
  • Solderdash
  • Solderella
  • Soluble Solomon
  • Solution Seeking a Problem
  • Some Assembly Required
  • Sonic Boom Simone
  • Sooty Sue
  • Sorry About the Wall
  • Sorry About Your Shed
  • Spare Part Bart
  • Sparkitect
  • Sparks McSolder
  • Sparktacular
  • Sparkuterie
  • Spell-Storing Item Is a Spoon
  • Spell-Storing Stew Pot

S, continued

  • Spells Are Just Inventions
  • Spit and Polish Paulus
  • Splint Mail Clint
  • Spot Weld Spencer
  • Springamajig
  • Sprocket Science
  • Sprocket Spaniel
  • Sprocketbook
  • Sprocketeer
  • Sprung a Leak Again
  • Squeaky Greaves Steve
  • Squeaky Pete Castor
  • Squeaky Toy Is a Wrench
  • Stainless Steel Retriever
  • Stan Wellback
  • Standby
  • Stealth Mode Still Clanks
  • Steam Team of One
  • Steel Defender's Plus One
  • Step Away From the Workbench
  • Step Four Is Missing
  • Stirred Counterclockwise by Mistake
  • Stock, Lock and Barrel
  • Stress Test Tessaly
  • Stripped Thread Fred
  • Stuck Lever Trevor
  • Stuck Visor Vivian
  • Subject to Sudden Disassembly
  • Suit Up, Buttercup
  • Suit Yourself
  • Supervisor of Suspicious Ticking
  • Surveyor of Smoking Holes
  • Swaps Infusions at Breakfast
  • Swiftness With Side Effects
  • Swirl Before Sipping

T: 86 names

  • Tab A Into Slot B
  • Tailored Plate Tate
  • Tamara Illfixit
  • Tansy Burntoast
  • Tape and Twine Tyne
  • Tea Kettle in Greaves
  • Technically a Half Caster
  • Technically It Flew
  • Technically Not an Explosion
  • Tempered Temper
  • Ten-Foot Pole, Collapsible
  • Tenured Tinkerer
  • Terms and Combustions
  • Tess Tingphase
  • Test Dummy
  • Tested on the Bard
  • Thaddeus Hotglue
  • That Was a Load-Bearing Door
  • That Wasn't Supposed to Happen
  • The Automatic Door Knocker
  • The Bard's Lute Has Gears Now
  • The Barn Was Already Like That
  • The Big Red Button
  • The Cannon Walks Now
  • The Clockwork Toothpick King
  • The Defender Does the Work
  • The Dog Ate My Blueprint
  • The Edible Lockpick Pioneer

T, continued

  • The Folding Ladder Lady
  • The Glow Is Intentional
  • The Needlessly Complicated Latch
  • The Pedal-Powered Portcullis
  • The Perpetual Motion Promise
  • The Pocket Catapult Kid
  • The Right Cantrip for the Job
  • The Screen Door Submarine Skipper
  • The Self-Buttering Toast Tycoon
  • The Self-Lacing Boot Baron
  • The Self-Stirring Spoon Guy
  • The Spring-Loaded Hat Man
  • The Steam-Powered Quill Queen
  • The Unlabeled Vial
  • The Unnecessary Machine
  • The Wind-Up Familiar Fellow
  • They're on Your Head
  • Thingamajill
  • Thinks With the Hammer
  • Third Time's the Charm, Fourth for Safety
  • This End Up, Probably
  • This Side Toward Enemy
  • Three-Alarm Thaddeus
  • Three-Hammer Hamish
  • Three-Piece Suit of Plate
  • Thunder Gauntlet Garrett
  • Thunder Mittens
  • Thunderbolted
  • Tick Tock Doc

T, continued

  • Ticked Off Timepiece
  • Ticking Is a Feature
  • Tighten Until It Cracks, Then Back a Bit
  • Tin Can With Opinions
  • Tin Fido
  • Tinker's Tools Tobias
  • Tinkerdoodle
  • Tinkered With the Cart
  • Tinkertantrum
  • Tinkerwocky
  • Tinpot Tilly
  • Tiny Cannon, Big Feelings
  • Tobin the Eyebrowless
  • Too Many Infusions
  • Tool Proficiency Tracy
  • Tor Quewrench
  • Transmuted the Lunch
  • Trap Warranty Technician
  • Treasurer of the Scrap Heap
  • Trebuchet Tabitha
  • Tried the Other Lever
  • Troubleshooting Trudy
  • Trust Me, I'm an Artificer
  • Tuck Bentnail
  • Turned the Bard Blue
  • Turret Tourist
  • Two Drops Too Many
  • Two-Wrench Tessa
  • Ty Tenit

U: 15 names

  • Uh Oh Ophelia
  • Ulric the Unstable Compound
  • Uncle Sprocket
  • Under Budget, Over Pressure
  • Underwound
  • Undocumented Feature
  • Unfinished Finnegan
  • Unit May Emit Opinions
  • Unit of Measurement
  • Units Were in Cubits
  • Unpaid Apprentice Third Class
  • Untested but Confident
  • Upgraded the Rogue's Lockpicks
  • Ursel the Underestimated Fuse
  • Use Only as Directed

V: 14 names

  • Vambrace Yourself
  • Vera Unstable
  • Verity the Vaporized Hat
  • Version Three Beta
  • Version Two Will Fix That
  • Vice President of Kaboom
  • Viggo the Sootier Twin
  • Vise Squad
  • Visor Fog Victor
  • Vitriol Victor
  • Void Where Exploded
  • Volatile Valentina
  • Volley Polly
  • Volunteer Test Subject

W: 48 names

  • Wade A. Minute
  • Walks the Steel Defender
  • Wand With a Trigger
  • Wanda Knowhow
  • Wanda Seeitwork
  • Warden of the Workbench
  • Warranty Void
  • Weld Done Wendy
  • Weld Wishes Wilhelmina
  • Weldschmerz
  • Well Forged Georgina
  • Wendeline the Wall Remover
  • Wendell Overheatley
  • Wendy Smoke Clears
  • Wet Floor
  • What Does This Button Do
  • Where Did I Put My Goggles
  • Which Wire Was It
  • Who's a Good Construct
  • Whoopsie Daisy Chain
  • Whose Screw Is This
  • Why Is It Humming
  • Widgeteer
  • Will Fixit Later

W, continued

  • Wilma the Recently Singed
  • Wim Greasethumb
  • Wind Tunnel Winston
  • Wind-Up Wolfhound
  • Winifred Ducttape
  • Winnie Ditworks
  • Within Acceptable Tolerances
  • Wobbly Table Mabel
  • Wolfram the Whoops
  • Wordsmith, Wrong Class
  • Workaround Rowan
  • Worked Fine in Testing
  • Working Title Wilfred
  • Works Every Other Time
  • Works on My Workbench
  • Wound Too Tight
  • Wrenchantment
  • Wrenchcoat
  • Wrenchfries
  • Wrenchilada
  • Wrinkle-Free Full Plate
  • Wrong Potion Again
  • Wrong Size Sy
  • Wystan the Warm to the Touch

X: 2 names

  • Xanthe the Extra Crispy
  • Xavier Eyebrows

Y: 2 names

  • Yammerhammer
  • Yvaine the Yanked Clear