Funny Warlock Name Generator

Lock puns and bad-bargain jokes for warlocks

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Generate funny warlock names for World of Warcraft, D&D and Baldur's Gate 3: one-word puns like Locktopus, Felicopter and Impasta, plus tabletop jokes about bad bargains such as Patron Left Me on Read and Should Have Read the Fine Print.

About funny warlock names

A funny warlock name works because the class hands you the vocabulary. In World of Warcraft that means lock, fel, imps, soul shards, dots, fear and a summoning portal nobody clicks, so the jokes are one-word puns: Locktopus, Felicopter, Impasta, Shardonnay, Moredots, Needtwomore. A little over half of this list is built that way, as single words of 12 letters or fewer with no spaces, which is the shape a WoW character name takes.

The longer entries are tabletop names for Dungeons & Dragons and Baldur's Gate 3, where a warlock's power comes from a pact with a patron. That premise is a contract joke waiting to happen: Should Have Read the Fine Print, Patron Left Me on Read, Pact of the Overdue Tome, Soul Sold Separately. Others tease the class's habits at the table, such as casting Eldritch Blast every turn (Eldritch Blast, I Guess) and asking for a short rest to win back a few spell slots (Short Rest Steve).

The rest are character names with a legal flavor, like Percival Fineprint and Desmond Dottedline, and mock-sinister titles such as Harbinger of Mild Discomfort. Every joke is about the game class and is meant for your own characters. They are not taken from the games' own casts.

How to choose funny warlock names

For World of Warcraft, choose from the one-word names. A character name there is 2 to 12 letters with no spaces or numbers, so Lockomotive and Felementary fit, while Pact of the Paper Chain is one for the tabletop.
Match the joke to the build. An Affliction player who lives on damage over time suits Moredots or Dotsalot, a Demonology player suits Blamethepet or Voidwalkies, and a Hexblade in D&D suits Hexblade's Whetstone.
Give the patron a part in the joke. Patron's Tech Support or Unpaid Intern of the Great Old One tells the table what kind of bargain your character struck before you roll anything.
Say the long ones out loud before the first session. The Dungeon Master has to repeat the name all campaign, so Carl the Co-Signer wears better than a full sentence.
Well-known puns go fast on a busy realm. Keep two or three spares in mind when you reach the character screen.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny warlock names for World of Warcraft?

Short one-word puns work there: Locktopus, Lockodile, Felicopter, Impasta, Shardonnay, Soulfie and Moredots all fit the 12-letter limit. Classics such as Sherlock and Goldilocks are in the list too, though on a busy realm someone has usually got there first.

What is a funny name for a D&D or Baldur's Gate 3 warlock?

Jokes about the pact land best at a table: Should Have Read the Fine Print, Pact of the Overdue Tome, My Patron Is My Landlord or Eldritch Blast, I Guess. For a name a Dungeon Master can say with a straight face, try a surname joke like Humphrey Loophole or Winifred Waiver.

Why are so many warlock jokes about contracts?

In Dungeons & Dragons a warlock gets magic through a pact with a powerful patron instead of through years of study, so the character is someone who signed a deal. Fine print, late fees and customer service become the natural punchlines, which is where names like Soul on Layaway and Co-Signed by a Tentacle come from.

Are these names from the games?

No. They are joke names for your own characters and are not taken from the games' casts. Words such as fel, imp, pact, patron and Eldritch Blast are class vocabulary from the games, and the names only play on them. A few are ordinary words or storybook names, such as Sherlock and Goldilocks, so the same name can turn up elsewhere.

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All 500 funny warlock names

This is the complete list the generator above draws its random batches from, sorted A to Z and grouped by first letter.

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A: 17 names

Action Pact
Advantage on Bad Decisions
Agnes Asterisk
Agonizing Blast Bob
Anecdot
Antidot
Archfey Owes Me Lunch
Archfey's Party Planner
Archibald Addendum
Armor of Agathys, Socks of Gary
Armorpajamas
Arms of Hadar, Legs of Steve
Ask My Patron
Asked for Power, Got Homework
Assistant to the Regional Patron
Atmosfear
Auntagony

B: 31 names

Backpact
Banishee
Bankcorrupt
Bargain Bin Warlock
Barnaby Blastalot
Baron von Bargain
Baroness of Bad Omens
Bartholomew Badbargain
Basil Boilerplate
Batteries and Powers Not Included
Beatrice Bylaw
Behind on Soul Payments
Blamethepet
Blast but Not Least
Blast Call
Blast Chance
Blast One Standing
Blast Resort
Bluechonk
Boltcutter
Bonus Action Hex
Book of Shadows, Mostly Doodles
Borrowed Power, Late Fees
Both Slots Gone by Noon
Bound by Clause Nine
Braindrain
Breathmint
Brenda of the Binding Contract
Bringer of Awkward Silences
Buccanfear
Buy One Curse Get One Free

C: 39 names

Can We Short Rest
Candydealer
Cardemon
Carl the Co-Signer
Celestial's Problem Child
Chandelfear
Chaosdolt
Charisma Is My Whole Personality
Childlock
Circleback
Clearance Rack Conjurer
Clementine Codicil
Clicked I Agree
Clickportal
Clickstone
Clive Cantripsworth
Cloud of Daggers, Chance of Rain
Co-Signed by a Tentacle
Coilspring
Coldsoulder
Concentrating on Hex
Conflagrape
Conflagreat
Consoul
Consoulation
Cookiejar
Cordelia Collateral
Corruptcha
Cosmic Horror, Reasonable Rates
Couldn't Afford Wizard School
Count Downpayment
Counterspell Carl
Crashcurse
Crown of Mild Annoyance
Cuckoolock
Curseoftongs
Cursive
Cursory
Cuthbert Clauseworthy

D: 47 names

Dadlock
Dark Apprentice, Bright Pajamas
Dark Lord (Provisional)
Darkness Guy (Sorry, Party)
Dave the Dread-ish
Deadlock
Deal of the Century (Last Century)
Deception Proficient, Truthful Never
Demoncracy
Demonday
Demonetized
Demongoose
Demonitor
Demonocle
Demonogram
Demonstrate
Demontape
Desmond Dottedline
Dimension Doorman
Discount Warlock
Doctorlock
Doom on a Budget
Doomcaller (Voicemail Full)

D, continued

Doomngroom
Doomscroll
Dotanddash
Dotcom
Dotdotgoose
Dotmatrix
Dotsalot
Dotspotter
Dottodot
Doug Who Owes a Favor
Drainbow
Draincheck
Draincoat
Drainforest
Drainfreeze
Drainpipe
Drainstorm
Draven the Double-Booked
Dread Baron of the Basement
Dread Lord in Training
Dreadlock
Dropped My Hex
Dudley Disclaimer
Duke of Debt

E: 14 names

Eldritch and Famous
Eldritch Blast Again
Eldritch Blast From the Past
Eldritch Blast, I Guess
Eldritch Blastoff
Eldritch Brunch
Eldritch Help Desk
Eldritch Invoice
Eldritch Sandwich
Employee of the Eon
Engifear
Esme Escrow
Excurseme
Eyespy

F: 37 names

Face of the Party (Regrettably)
Fathomless Phil
Fearleader
Fearnot
Fearpressure
Felafel
Felbehaved
Felbow
Felcomemat
Felementary
Felephant
Felevator
Felfcare
Felfie
Felfservice
Felguardian
Felicopter
Felixir
Felldone
Fellipsis
Fellness
Felloworld
Felmet
Felony
Felpdesk
Felpwanted
Felsewhere
Feltdown
Feltip
Felvet
Fenwick Fumblepact
Ferdinand Footnote
Filthy Eldritch
Flintlock
Footlocker
Free Trial Expired
Freelance Doombringer

G: 16 names

Gary the Contractually Obligated
Gatewayward
Genie in a Water Bottle
Genie's Lamp Polisher
Get Eldritch Quick
Gig Economy Warlock
Gimmecookie
Gladys Gloomwhisper
Goldilocks
Golfcurse
Got Two Spell Slots for This
Great Old One's Alarm Clock
Great Old One's Pen Pal
Greencookie
Gridlock
Gymlocker

H: 25 names

Hangry of Hadar
Harbinger of Mild Discomfort
Hauntcha
Having a Blast
Havoccado
He Who Must Be Invoiced
Headhaunter
Headlock
Healthnut
Healthsnack
Hemisfear
Hemlock
Herald of the Slightly Ominous
Hex Marks the Bard
Hexblade Runner
Hexblade's Whetstone
Hexcellent
Hexcuses
Hexhausted
Hexpired
Horace Hexworthy
Howlofmeh
Human Resources of the Void
Humphrey Loophole
Hurtlocker

I: 21 names

Ignatius Inkstain
Immolatte
Impasta
Impawsible
Impeachy
Impersand
Impish
Impossible
Imposter
Impromptu
Improv
Imptastic
Imptern
Impurrfect
Imsolate
Infernope
Initial Here, Here and Here
Insight Check Failed
Insoulvent
Interest Compounds Nightly
It Seemed Like a Good Deal

J: 4 names

Jam Pact
Jet Pact
Junior Vice President of Doom
Just One More Short Rest

K: 3 names

Keeper of the Forbidden Snacks
Kevin, Thrall of Paperwork
Knows Too Much, Remembers Little

L: 31 names

Lady Latefee
Leased, Not Owned
Lifetapas
Lionel Liability
Lockabilly
Lockabye
Lockadoodle
Lockamole
Lockaroni
Lockasaurus
Lockatoo
Lockdown
Lockedout
Lockenroll
Lockitect
Lockjaw
Locknload
Lockodile
Lockolate
Lockomotive
Lockout
Lockpocket
Locksmith
Lockstar
Lockstock
Locktaxi
Locktober
Locktopus
Lockwork
Loophole Pending
Lord Gloom of the Spare Room

M: 18 names

Maincurse
Malgrim the Mild
Mask of Many Faces, One Personality
Metamorfail
Middle Management of the Abyss
Mildred Mortgage
Mistress of the Minor Inconvenience
Misty Step Misty
Morag the Mostly Menacing
Moredots
Morthul the Behind on Rent
Mousecursor
Musketfear
My Lawyer Is a Quasit
My Patron Is My Landlord
My Patron Said No
Mydotter
Mypetsolos

N: 13 names

Napping for Spell Slots
Natural One Negotiator
Needtwomore
Nigel Netherbargain
Nightfail
Nocookies
Non-Refundable Soul
Nora Nondisclosure
Norman the Mildly Ominous
Notary of the Nether Realm
Nouveau Eldritch
Nullandvoid
Nutsnbolts

O: 9 names

Oddfellow
Ofcurse
Oldsoul
One Trick Eldritch
Onthedot
Ophelia Oopsiedaisy
Out of Slots Scott
Overdue at the Eldritch Library
Overtapped

P: 43 names

Pact and Ready
Pact Animal
Pact Like Sardines
Pact Lunch
Pact Mule
Pact of the Blunt Blade
Pact of the Chain Letter
Pact of the Dog-Eared Tome
Pact of the Lost Talisman
Pact of the Overdue Tome
Pact of the Paper Chain
Pact Rat
Pactage Deal
Padlock
Pandemonium
Parforcurse
Patron Called, Gotta Go
Patron Left Me on Read
Patron Not Included
Patron of Lost Socks
Patron of the Arts and Crafts

P, continued

Patron on Speed Dial
Patron Pending
Patron's Collections Department
Patron's Favorite (Self-Declared)
Patron's Group Chat Admin
Patron's Tech Support
Patronizing Pete
Percival Fineprint
Persuasion Check Failed
Petgotaggro
Petonpassive
Petonstay
Petpeeve
Petsitter
Pettingzoo
Phil the Foreboding
Picklock
Portalplz
Powers Rented Monthly
Probationary Warlock
Prudence Proviso
Pseudodragon Pseudonym

Q: 1 name

Quentin Quitclaim

R: 12 names

Racecurse
Rainofmeh
Ravenna the Reasonable
Reads Forbidden Books for Fun
Rebuke Luke
Reginald Regretson
Regional Manager of Dread
Reindfear
Repelling Blast Ralph
Rolled a One on the Contract
Rootfear
Runinfear

S: 64 names

Seedpacket
Sees in the Dark, Trips Anyway
Sendthepet
Shadowdolt
Shadowfurry
Shadowlord of the Cul-de-Sac
Shamlock
Shardbargain
Shardboard
Shardcover
Shardcuterie
Shardigan
Shardknock
Shardly
Shardonnay
Shardshooter
Shardtimes
Shardvark
Shardware
She Who Reads the Small Print
Sherlock
Short Rest Steve
Should Have Read the Fine Print
Signed in Crayon
Signed in Disappearing Ink
Signed Without Reading
Siphony
Sir Owes-a-Lot
Six-Pact
Skipped the Terms of Service
Slot Machine
Snack Pact

S, continued

Sold It for Magic Beans
Sold My Soul for Snacks
Sorcerer Without the Genes
Soul in Escrow
Soul on Layaway
Soul Sold Separately
Soularpanel
Soulder
Soulfie
Soulfood
Soulmate
Soulong
Soulpatch
Soulreceipt
Soulsearcher
Soulstice
Soulsurvivor
Soultrader
Soulution
Staythecurse
Steve of the Small Print
Subject to Patron Approval
Summonbody
Summoncamp
Summonelse
Summonhelp
Summonhow
Summonnew
Summonsays
Summonsome
Sworn to Secrecy, Bad at It
Sybil Subclause

T: 25 names

Tapdancer
Tapout
Taproom
Taptaptap
Tapwater
Tentacle's Little Helper
Terms and Conditions Apply
The Deep One's Lifeguard
The Fiend's Accountant
The Genie's Third Wish
The Old One's Group Project
The Patron's Intern
The Voices Said It Was Fine
The Void's Receptionist
The Warlock Formerly Known as Wizard
Thirty Day Free Trial
Thrall of the Third Tentacle
Ticklock
Tim the Tentatively Terrible
Tipsaccepted
Tonguetied
Traded It All for a Cantrip
Trevor Tentaclefriend
Two Slots Tony
Two Spell Slots and a Dream

U: 5 names

Undying Doug
Unfamiliar Familiar
Unimpressed
Unpaid Intern of the Great Old One
Unstablehand

V: 10 names

Vexx the Vaguely Sinister
Voice of the Void (Hoarse)
Voidcheck
Voidjogger
Voidmail
Voidstroller
Voidwaddle
Voidwalkies
Voidwarranty
Volunfear

W: 13 names

Warlock, Second Class
Warlocked
Wedlock
Weekend Warlock
Whisperer in the Group Chat
Wilbur Wrongcircle
Wimpy
Winifred Waiver
Wisdom Eight, Deal Made
Wished for Power, Got a Tentacle
Witch Bolt Walt
Wizard School Dropout
Wolf Pact

X: 1 name

Xalathor the Indebted

Z: 1 name

Zarthos the Overdrawn