Funny Witch Name Generator

Broom, cauldron and wart puns for cheerful witches

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Funny witch names built on broom, cauldron, wart and spelling jokes, from Wanda Spellcheck and Meryl Sweep to Mildred the Mildly Wicked. Made for Halloween costumes, party name tags, cozy games and children's stories.

About funny witch names

A funny witch name works because the witch is already a comic figure: the pointy hat, the cackle, the cat who clearly runs the household. The names on this page lean into that. Some are puns on a first and last name, such as Wanda Spellcheck, Anita Potion and Hagatha Christie. Some borrow a famous name and bend it toward brooms and cauldrons, like Meryl Sweep or Ladle Gaga. Others use the old storybook pattern of a name and an epithet, only the epithet is a letdown: Mildred the Mildly Wicked, Glenda the Adequate.

A second strand puts the witch in ordinary life, where the joke is how normal she is. Brenda the HOA Witch, Supreme Witch of the PTA and Chief Cackling Officer suit office parties and group costumes. The Witch Who Forgot the Words and Fizzle Lizzie are for spells that go wrong, and names like Wartina Picklebroom are silly enough for a picture book or a classroom play.

Everything here is meant to be read aloud at a family party, so the humor stays with brooms, potions, toads and bad flying. For serious folkloric or gothic witches, the main witch name generator is the better place to look.

How to choose funny witch names

  • Say the name out loud before you write it on a name tag. Puns like Meryl Sweep and Croak Madame land by ear, and a few only work when spoken quickly.
  • Match the joke to the crowd. Office and school events suit the everyday witches, such as Supreme Witch of the PTA, while a children's story wants a bouncy made-up name like Wartina Picklebroom.
  • For a group costume, pick names from one style so the set reads as a coven: all epithets, all mock job titles or all celebrity puns.
  • Celebrity puns depend on the audience knowing the original name. If you have to explain it, choose a broom or cauldron pun that stands alone.
  • Long names such as The Witch Who Forgot the Words are great for a story or a game character, but shorten them for a badge or a username.

Frequently asked questions

What makes a witch name funny?

Most funny witch names put something grand next to something small. A title or epithet sets up a fearsome sorceress, and the ending lets her down, as in Mildred the Mildly Wicked or Glenda the Adequate. The other common route is a pun on witch vocabulary, such as Wanda Spellcheck or Anita Potion.

Are these names suitable for kids and family parties?

Yes, the list is written for a family audience. The jokes are about brooms, cauldrons, warts, cats and spells that go wrong, with no rude wordplay. Names like Wartina Picklebroom and Fizzle Lizzie were made with children's stories and classroom plays in mind.

Can I use a funny witch name for a Halloween costume or a game character?

Yes. Short puns such as Croak Madame or Ladle Gaga fit a name tag or a costume contest entry, and longer ones like The Witch Who Forgot the Words suit a tabletop or cozy game character. If you plan to publish or sell something under a name, check it yourself first, since some entries play on famous names.

How is this different from the main witch name generator?

The witch name generator gives serious folkloric and gothic names for fiction and role play. This page is comedy only: puns, mock titles and witches with everyday problems, such as Brenda the HOA Witch. If you want wizard jokes about beards, staffs and towers instead, try the funny wizard name generator.

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A: 18 names

  • Abraca-Deborah
  • Agatha Cacklesworth
  • Agatha the Aggressively Helpful
  • Agnes the Accidentally Invisible
  • Al Dente Agnes
  • Al Kemmy
  • Alaka-Sam
  • Alanis Morissnake
  • Amelia Broomhart

A, continued

  • Anita Newbroom
  • Anita Potion
  • Anjelica Hexton
  • Ann Chanted
  • Anna Thema
  • Apprentice Third Class
  • Ask Me About My Cauldron
  • Auntie Cobweb
  • Auntie Hexabelle

B: 32 names

  • Baba the Babysitter
  • Backfire Betty
  • Barb the Bake Sale Sorceress
  • Baroness Von Broomstick
  • Bats in the Belfry Bea
  • Batteries Not Included Winifred
  • Bea Witching
  • Becky with the Good Broom
  • Bella Dawna
  • Bertha the Overbooked

B, continued

  • Beryl the Barely Bewitching
  • Bette Midnight
  • Bev the Bingo Night Witch
  • Beyonspell
  • Bibbity Bobbins
  • Biddy Bogbottle
  • Birdie Bumblebroom
  • Biscuit Bramblewick
  • Bitsy Batwing
  • Blanche the Bland
  • Blossom Bogwort

B, continued

  • Boil and Bubble Barb
  • Boo-Boo Bewitchley
  • Brenda the HOA Witch
  • Brew Barrymore
  • Brew Ha Ha Brenda
  • Bristle Spears
  • Bronwyn the Broomless
  • Broom Valet Bernice
  • Broomhilda of Troy
  • Broomy McBroomface
  • Bubble Trouble Trudy

C: 45 names

  • Cackles McGee
  • Candy Cottage
  • Cardi Bewitched
  • Carol Brewnett
  • Carrie Cauldron
  • Cass D. Spell
  • Cassandra the Never Believed
  • Cast Away Cassie
  • Casta Spell
  • Cat Hair Claire
  • Cate Blanchant
  • Catrina Clawford
  • Cauldron Diaz
  • Cauldron Repair Carla
  • Certified Cauldron Inspector

C, continued

  • Charlotte's Cobweb
  • Charm School Dropout
  • Cheryl the Coupon Conjurer
  • Chief Cackling Officer
  • Cinderhexa
  • Circe the Circumspect
  • Clawdia Nightwhisker
  • Clean Sweep Colleen
  • Clementine the Unmerciful Napper
  • Cleobatra
  • Cloak and Dagmar
  • Clover Cluckworth
  • Cobweb Curls Clara
  • Connie Juring
  • Constance the Inconsistent

C, continued

  • Cora Spondence-Course
  • Cordelia the Clumsy
  • Cottage Flipper Flo
  • Countess Cobwebula
  • Cousin Cobweb
  • Coven Social Chair
  • Crash Landing Carol
  • Croak Madame
  • Crone of the Month
  • Crooked Hat Hattie
  • Crumpet Crookedhat
  • Crystal Gazer
  • Curses Foiled Again Freya
  • Curses While You Wait
  • Customer Service Hag

D: 23 names

  • Dahlia the Double-Booked
  • Dame Wartsalot
  • Dawn of the Early Meeting
  • Deb the Decaf Witch
  • Debbie Downer of the Dark Arts
  • Dee Hex
  • Deputy Assistant Crone
  • Detour Doris
  • Dilly Dallywand
  • Director of Toad Relations
  • Doctor Toadstool

D, continued

  • Dolly Potion
  • Donna of the Group Chat Curses
  • Doreen the Discount Diviner
  • Doris the Dreadfully Polite
  • Dot the Dotty
  • Dottie Spottlewart
  • Double Bubble Dot
  • Drusilla the Drowsy
  • Duchess of Dampness
  • Dumpling Dewdrop
  • Dust Bunny Bunny
  • Dusty Broom

E: 14 names

  • Eat Your Greens Griselda
  • Edna the Easily Distracted
  • Eenie Meenie Miney Crow
  • Ella Mental
  • Elspeth the Allergic to Cats
  • Emily Brewnte
  • Emma Wandson
  • Employee of the Moon
  • Empress of the Third Shelf
  • Enid the Indecisive
  • Esmeralda the Easily Startled
  • Ethel the Unthreatening
  • Eve L. Eye
  • Eye of Newt Ruth

F: 18 names

  • Fairy Godmother's Evil Twin
  • Faith the Doubtful
  • Familiar Face Frances
  • Felicia Felinefriend
  • Fern Fiddlesticks
  • Figgy Puddingstone
  • Fizzle Lizzie
  • Fizzy Lizzy Bubblecauldron
  • Flora Nightbloom

F, continued

  • Florence and the Cauldron
  • Florence Nightshade
  • Flossie Frogmore
  • Flossie the Flightless
  • Fly-by-Night Florence
  • Fran the Farmers Market Witch
  • Freelance Hex Consultant
  • Frequent Flyer Flora
  • Furball Fiona

G: 25 names

  • Gertrude the Slightly Sinister
  • Gherkin Gloomsby
  • Giggles McBroomstick
  • Ginger Bredhaus
  • Gingerbread Contractor Gert
  • Gingerbread Landlady
  • Ginny Jellybog
  • Gladys with the Loud Cauldron
  • Glenda the Adequate
  • Glinda the Good Enough
  • Godmother Grumble
  • Goldie Hawthorn

G, continued

  • Goody Gumdrop
  • Goody Two-Brews
  • Grace the Graceless
  • Grand High Witch of the Book Club
  • Grand High Witch of the Carpool Lane
  • Granny Fizzlepot
  • Granny Goosebumps
  • Granny Two-Brooms
  • Great-Aunt Gristle
  • Green Around the Gills Gilda
  • Greta the Regretful
  • Griselda the Grumpy Before Coffee
  • Gussie Gigglehex

H: 29 names

  • Hag of the Year Runner-Up
  • Hagatha Christie
  • Half-Baked Hilda
  • Half-Spell Harriet
  • Hat's All Folks
  • Hattie Pointyhat
  • Hazel Whichwitch
  • Head Witch in Charge of Snacks
  • Headwind Hedwig
  • Hecate the Hesitant
  • Helen of Toad
  • Helena Bonham Cauldron
  • Her Wartship the Mayor
  • Here Kitty Kitty Kate

H, continued

  • Hettie Hiccupspell
  • Hex Help Desk Helen
  • Hexa the Home Assistant
  • Hexcuse Me Helga
  • Hexpert Witness Wilhelmina
  • Hilda Broomfield
  • Hilda the Hexless
  • Hissy Fitzgerald
  • Hocus Pocus Doris
  • Holding Pattern Hattie
  • Holly Wand
  • Hoot Hoot Henrietta
  • Hope the Hopeless at Hexes
  • Hortense the Tense
  • Hubble Bubbleton

I: 9 names

  • Ida Hexedyou
  • Ida the Idle
  • Ima Hexx
  • Interim Swamp Queen
  • Iona Cauldron
  • Iona Newt
  • Itsy Bitsy Spiderella
  • Ivana Broomstick
  • Ivy Creeper

J: 7 names

  • Jan the Spreadsheet Sorceress
  • Janet the Weekend Hexer
  • Jinx You Owe Me a Soda
  • Joy the Joyless
  • Judy the Jury Duty Witch
  • Junior Vice Hag
  • Juniper Jumblejinx

K: 5 names

  • Kaboom Kathleen
  • Kathy Bats
  • Kathy the Craft Fair Crone
  • Keeper of the Sacred Tupperware
  • Kim the Carpool Crone

L: 18 names

  • Ladle Gaga
  • Ladle Macbeth
  • Ladle of the Lake
  • Lady Cacklington of Bogshire
  • Lady Frogmorton
  • Lady of the Lukewarm Lake
  • Lana Del Raven
  • Lavinia the Late Again
  • Licensed Broom Instructor

L, continued

  • Lily Pad Thai
  • Linda from Accounts Cursable
  • Lizard Minnelli
  • Lorraine of the Lost Car Keys
  • Lottie Potion
  • Low Fuel Lucille
  • Lucky Charm Lucinda
  • Lulu Lopsidedhat
  • Luna Eclipse

M: 48 names

  • Ma Larkey
  • Mabel Mumblespell
  • Mad Hattie
  • Madame Snortlewick
  • Madge the Magnificent-ish
  • Mal Praktiss
  • Mama Jinx
  • Marge in Charge of the Swamp
  • Maribel the Unbearable Singer
  • Marie Cursie
  • Marigold the Merely Annoyed
  • Marsha Mallow

M, continued

  • Martha Brewart
  • Mary Potions
  • Maude the Moderately Menacing
  • May Cause Drowsiness Drusilla
  • Medea the Mediocre
  • Meg the Meal Prep Mystic
  • Mel Evolent
  • Meowgana le Fay
  • Meryl Sweep
  • Midge Night
  • Mild Rash Millicent
  • Mildred the Mildly Wicked

M, continued

  • Mindy the Mindfulness Witch
  • Minerva the Minor Inconvenience
  • Minerva Wreck
  • Minister for Eerie Affairs
  • Minnie Muddleton
  • Misfire Myrtle
  • Miss Hap
  • Miss Teak
  • Miss Understanding
  • Misty Moor
  • Mobile Notary of the Night
  • Mona Lizard

M, continued

  • Moonlight Shift Manager Mona
  • Morag the Mostly Harmless
  • Morgana the Morning Person
  • Mother Gooseflesh
  • Mrs. Doubtspell
  • Mrs. Whiskerbroom
  • Ms. Demeanor
  • Ms. Terious
  • Muffin Moonbeam
  • My Other Car Is a Broom
  • Myrna the Misunderstood
  • Myrtle Turtle

N: 12 names

  • Nana Nightshade
  • Nancy Brew
  • Nancy Next Door
  • Nell the Knitter of Doom
  • Nettie Noodlewand
  • Nettie Stinger
  • New Broom Nora
  • Nine Lives Nina
  • No Refunds Ruth
  • Noodle Nightgown
  • Nora Snorington
  • Norma the Normal

O: 12 names

  • Octavia the Overcaffeinated
  • Odette the Owed Money
  • Old Mother Cupboard-Bare
  • Old Mother Hubbub
  • Olive Alone
  • Olive Inaswamp
  • Oops All Frogs
  • Opal the Overdramatic
  • Oracle of the Obvious
  • Out of Office Until Midnight
  • Overhead Bin Bernadette
  • Owl Be Back Olga

P: 29 names

  • Paige Spellbook
  • Pam the Part-Time Enchantress
  • Pansy the Passive-Aggressive
  • Parsley Pumpernickel
  • Patchwork Polly
  • Patience the Impatient
  • Peg the Perpetually Damp
  • Peggy the Pickleball Witch
  • Pepper Sneezewell
  • Petunia the Petty
  • Philomena the Fussy
  • Phyllis the Forgetful
  • Pickle Pumpkinseed
  • Pinch of Salt Peggy

P, continued

  • Pippa Puddlehop
  • Pippi Longbroomstick
  • Pointy Hat Trick
  • Pointy Shoes Patsy
  • Polly Morph
  • Poof and She's Gone Yvonne
  • Poppy Popplewick
  • Pot Luck Patty
  • Potion Returns Department
  • Primrose Prickleberry
  • Professor Bubblesworth
  • Professor of Remedial Potions
  • Prophetess of Parking Spaces
  • Prudence the Imprudent
  • Purrsephone Blackpaw

Q: 2 names

  • Queen of the Compost Heap
  • Queenie Quagmire

R: 14 names

  • Rachael Ray of Frost
  • Rapunhexel
  • Raven Knightly
  • Red-Eye Rhoda
  • Reese Witchyspoon
  • Regional Cauldron Manager
  • Results May Vary Mary
  • Rhonda the Reply-All Witch
  • Ribbit Rita
  • Robin Graves
  • Rosemary Thyme
  • Rosie Rattlebones
  • Rowena the Rarely Right
  • Roz the Return Policy Witch

S: 48 names

  • Sabrina the Middle-Aged Witch
  • Sage Burner
  • Sally Mander
  • Sandra Bullfrog
  • Sarah Hexica Parker
  • Season to Taste Tess
  • Secret Ingredient Ingrid
  • Secretary of the Swamp
  • Seer of Last Tuesday
  • Senior Broom Technician
  • Sharon with the Minivan Broom
  • Shazam Pam

S, continued

  • She of the Backwards Cloak
  • She of the Leaky Cauldron Lid
  • She of the Seven Cats and Counting
  • She of the Squeaky Broom
  • She of the Unfortunate Hat
  • She Who Forgot the Eye of Newt
  • She Who Hexes First and Asks Later
  • She Who Must Be Reminded
  • She Who Stirs Counterclockwise
  • Side Effects Sylvia
  • Sidesaddle Sadie
  • Simmer Down Simone

S, continued

  • Singed Eyebrows Sally
  • Sleeping Brewty
  • Slow Cooker Sue
  • Snorty McWartface
  • Snow Wart
  • Some Assembly Required Agnes
  • Soup of the Day Sorceress
  • Spell It Out Stella
  • Spells by Appointment Only
  • Sprout Snagglesock
  • Squeaky Boots Beatrix
  • Stevie Hex

S, continued

  • Stew Pendous
  • Stir Crazy Stella
  • Stripy Socks Sophie
  • Substitute Witch
  • Sue Perstition
  • Sue the Sourdough Witch
  • Sukie Snickerdoodle
  • Supreme Witch of the PTA
  • Susan from the Coven
  • Swamp Realtor Rita
  • Sweeping Generalization
  • Sybil the Sometimes Psychic

T: 60 names

  • Tabitha the Tardy
  • Tailwind Tilly
  • Tammy the Timeshare Witch
  • Tansy the Tone-Deaf Chanter
  • Tansy Tumbleweed
  • Tara O'Card
  • Taylor Swiftbroom
  • Terms and Conditions Tabitha
  • That Witch from Book Club
  • The Crossing Guard Crone
  • The Drive-Thru Diviner
  • The Laundromat Oracle
  • The Librarian Who Shushes Ghosts
  • The Lunch Lady Enchantress
  • The Night Shift Necromancer

T, continued

  • The Pretty Decent Witch of the East
  • The School Nurse of Newts
  • The Self-Checkout Sorceress
  • The Substitute Teacher Witch
  • The Wicked Witch of the Midwest
  • The Witch at the Returns Desk
  • The Witch in Apartment 4B
  • The Witch of Aisle Nine
  • The Witch Two Doors Down
  • The Witch Who Backed into the Gingerbread House
  • The Witch Who Brought Potato Salad
  • The Witch Who Cried Werewolf
  • The Witch Who Flies Economy
  • The Witch Who Forgot the Words
  • The Witch Who Got Better

T, continued

  • The Witch Who Hexed Herself
  • The Witch Who Is Afraid of Heights
  • The Witch Who Melts in Drizzle
  • The Witch Who Never Reads the Manual
  • The Witch Who Only Knows One Spell
  • The Witch Who Overslept Halloween
  • The Witch Who Rhymes Badly
  • The Witch Who Sneezed Mid-Spell
  • The Witch Who Summoned a Plumber
  • The Witch Who Summoned Her Ex
  • The Witch Who Talks to Her Soup
  • The Witch Who Turned Frogs into More Frogs
  • The Witch Who Turned Herself into a Newt
  • The Witch Who Turned Princes into Accountants
  • Thelma the Thoroughly Lost

T, continued

  • Third Charm Charlene
  • Tilda Swampton
  • Tilly Toadsworth
  • Tina the Tech Support Witch
  • Toad-ally Tina
  • Toil and Truffle
  • Toyle Antrubble
  • Tracy the Tupperware Witch
  • Trainee Hag Wilhelmina
  • Treasurer of the Thirteenth Coven
  • Trish the Yoga Witch
  • Trixie Twigsnap
  • Tuppence Toadflax
  • Turbulence Trudy
  • Turnip Twitchnose

U: 1 name

  • Ursula the Unprepared

V: 3 names

  • Val the Voicemail Oracle
  • Velma the Vaguely Ominous
  • Verity the Fibber

W: 25 names

  • Wand and Only Wanda
  • Wand Warranty Wendy
  • Wand Wave Wendy
  • Wanda Rinwoods
  • Wanda Spellcheck
  • Wartina Picklebroom
  • Warts and All Wilma
  • Wendy the Work-from-Home Witch
  • Whiskers Wilhelmina
  • Whoops-a-Daisy Hex
  • Wicked Witch of the Cul-de-Sac
  • Wicked Witch of the Waiting Room

W, continued

  • Wiggly Wanda Wormwood
  • Wilma Spellwork
  • Wimsy Whirligig
  • Window Seat Winnie
  • Winifred the Well-Meaning
  • Winnie Wartwell
  • Winnie Wobblehat
  • Witch Emeritus
  • Witch of the Week
  • Witchney Houston
  • World's Okayest Witch
  • Wren Chanted
  • Wrong Spell Nell

Y: 1 name

  • Your Aunt's Friend the Witch

Z: 2 names

  • Zelda the Zero-Star Rated
  • Zelda Zigzagflight