Ugly Name Generator

Hideous, clunky names for comic characters

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Generate deliberately ugly names for comedy characters, villains' henchmen and gross-out picture books: clunky old-fashioned first names paired with surnames that sound like they smell, from Bertha Wartface and Mortimer Slugg to Gunther Pustulewick and Agnes Crumbottom.

About ugly names

An ugly name works on the ear before the eye. The formula that Roald Dahl (Miss Trunchbull, Augustus Gloop, Aunt Spiker), Charles Dickens (Uriah Heep, Wackford Squeers) and Terry Pratchett (Nobby Nobbs) all understood is the same one used in Harry Potter's Dursleys and Filch: stack heavy, cramped consonants (gr, sl, sn, bl, gut, ump, ott) and pair a musty, out-of-fashion first name with a surname that suggests bodily functions, damp, rot or squelching. Bertha Wartface is ugly because 'Bertha' already sounds like furniture and 'Wartface' leaves nothing to the imagination.

There are a few sub-styles worth knowing. The Victorian-nursery style uses a real antique given name (Mortimer, Ermintrude, Obadiah, Prunella) with an invented gross surname (Slugg, Blister, Grunt, Puke). The English-village style borrows genuinely real but unfortunate British surnames (Sidebottom, Ramsbottom, Snodgrass, Shufflebottom, Longbottom, Featherstonehaugh) and lets a rude first name do the damage. The goblin style flips it, using a squelchy nonsense first name (Grubbins, Blorp, Nubbin) with a stiff, respectable surname (Ponsonby, Pinkerton, Fenchurch) for maximum contrast. Other veins: spoiled-larder and pond-life surnames, titled grotesques, double-barrelled pomposities and purely ugly-sounding surnames.

Ugly names are useful well beyond insults: they mark a character as comic, low-status or villainous within a syllable, which is why picture books, pantomime, D&D goblins and cartoon bullies lean on them so hard.

How to choose ugly names

  • Read the name aloud; the ugliest ones make your mouth do unpleasant work, with lots of consonant clusters and short, flat vowels.
  • Pair contrasts: a pompous first name with a disgusting surname (Percival Grubb) or a gross first name with a posh surname (Nubbin Carruthers) is funnier than gross-plus-gross.
  • For children's books and family games, stick to bodily-function-lite words (Sludge, Wart, Snot, Bogey) and skip anything genuinely offensive.
  • Give the character a small dignity to protect and the name becomes a running joke, like a schoolteacher insisting on 'Mr. Sidebottom, thank you'.
  • Do not use these on real people; several are real surnames, and a name that is a joke in a story is a cruelty when aimed at a classmate.

Frequently asked questions

What makes a name sound ugly?

Clusters of hard or wet consonants (gr, sl, sn, bl, tch), short flat vowels, and associations with rot, damp, bodily functions or lumpy shapes. Old-fashioned first names like Bertha, Mortimer and Ermintrude add a fusty, out-of-date feel that reinforces it.

Are any of these real names?

Many of the first names are real but rare (Cuthbert, Hezekiah, Prunella), and some surnames such as Sidebottom, Ramsbottom, Snodgrass, Longbottom and Shufflebottom are genuine English family names. The full combinations are invented for comic effect.

Who are the most famous ugly-named characters in fiction?

Roald Dahl's Miss Trunchbull, Augustus Gloop and Aunt Sponge; Dickens's Uriah Heep and Wackford Squeers; and J.K. Rowling's Argus Filch, Dolores Umbridge and the Dursleys are frequently cited examples of names that signal repulsiveness before the character says a word.

Can I use these names in a book or game I sell?

Yes. These are invented comic names and free to use. Just avoid the handful that reference existing copyrighted characters (Longbottom is best known from Harry Potter, for example) if you want your creation to stand on its own.

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A: 50 names

  • Abner Stenchpocket
  • Absalom Drainwater
  • Adelaide Grubwhistle
  • Adeline Smutch
  • Adolphus Scrunt
  • Agatha Scabbynose
  • Agnes Crumbottom
  • Agnes Limpet
  • Alaric Wartwhistle
  • Alban Curdlemilk
  • Albertina Dripsleeve
  • Alderman Cornelius Greasepalm
  • Aldith Crabtwist
  • Aldous Gutterby
  • Alfred Earwax
  • Alfreda Grotbonnet
  • Alfric Gnashby
  • Algernon Egerton-Stench
  • Algernon Toadnose
  • Algernon Tugwell
  • Aloysius Grimeworth
  • Aloysius Sneezum
  • Amabel Rancidbutter
  • Ambrose Bugg
  • Ambrose Snotgrass

A, continued

  • Ambrosia Snotwick
  • Ambrosine Bogsniff
  • Amos Bumcrust
  • Angus Blackpustule
  • Annabelle Grimechin
  • Ansel Mildewthwaite
  • Apollonia Stenchshawl
  • Arabella Anstruther-Earwig
  • Arabella Snipe
  • Araminta Beaumont-Grubb
  • Araminta Bunionwick
  • Archibald Scabknuckle
  • Archibald Whisker
  • Arnold Tripe
  • Athelstan Grotsleeve
  • Aubrey Dankcellar
  • Aubrey Marchmont-Mange
  • Augusta Dampbloomer
  • Augustin Clutchpole
  • Augustus Gruntbelly
  • Aunt Clothilde Sproutley
  • Aunt Hepzibah Grumpsley
  • Aunt Petronella Grizzlechin
  • Aurelia Scabbottom
  • Aveline Grizzlethwaite

B: 69 names

  • Balthazar Bogflannel
  • Barnabas Gullett
  • Barnabus Slobchin
  • Barnaby Boilbottom
  • Barnaby Throckmorton-Whiff
  • Barnard Suetpudding
  • Baron Ulric Grottenslop
  • Baroness Griselda Mouldenburg
  • Bartholomew Crudd
  • Bartholomew Wheezington
  • Bartleby Sumpwater
  • Basil Rotgut
  • Bathsheba Gurglepipe
  • Beatrice Crustyeye
  • Belch Bickerstaffe
  • Belch Bletchley
  • Belinda Belchworth
  • Benedict Boghair
  • Bernard Sweatmore
  • Bernice Bunionfoot
  • Bertha Mutton
  • Bertha Slugtrail
  • Bertha Snotcrumb
  • Bertha Wartface
  • Berthilda Rump
  • Bertie Flabbottom
  • Bertram Bilge
  • Bertram Fungusbottom
  • Beryl Sneezehankie
  • Bessie Boggart
  • Betty Blisterbum
  • Beulah Belchley
  • Beulah Sheepshanks
  • Beulah Wormcast

B, continued

  • Bevis Scurfcollar
  • Bilge Blenkinsop
  • Blanche Bogwater
  • Blegg Ackroyd
  • Blib Frobisher
  • Blister Bunkle
  • Blodwen Scabsniff
  • Blorp Haggerty
  • Blotch Ravensworth
  • Blotchy Blackshaw
  • Blubb Harrington
  • Blurg Aldridge
  • Blurt Cadwallader
  • Bogey Bottomsworth
  • Boggle Ashcombe
  • Boggy Boothroyd
  • Bogle Bagshawe
  • Bogwort Beauchamp
  • Boil Birtwistle
  • Boil Bogglethwaite
  • Boily Bickerdike
  • Boniface Clagtrouser
  • Boris Boilsworth
  • Bridget Mildewcorset
  • Bristly Bristow
  • Bronwen Boilworth
  • Brunhilda Hoggarth
  • Brunhilda Warthog
  • Bruno Hangnail
  • Buford Thrumble
  • Bunion Bunting
  • Bunty Sludgecombe
  • Burble Endicott
  • Burp Woodhouse
  • Burpy Burtenshaw

C: 66 names

  • Calpurnia Clackett
  • Camilla Carstairs-Clagg
  • Camilla Clabbercream
  • Captain Barnaby Bilgerat
  • Captain Scurvy Scuttlebutt
  • Carlisle Grindlock
  • Casimir Crustlip
  • Caspar Coldgravy
  • Caspian Crustwaddle
  • Cecil Mildew
  • Cecily Pakenham-Pustule
  • Cecily Snotribbon
  • Cedric Dampsleeve
  • Cedric Sackville-Slugge
  • Charity Dishwater
  • Chauncey Nitpicker
  • Chester Clammy
  • Chilblain Chippendale
  • Clag Clegg
  • Claggy Clayton
  • Clammy Cludge
  • Clarence Blubberchin
  • Clarinda Grumpole
  • Clarissa Molyneux-Pong
  • Clarissa Wartflannel
  • Clarty Clarkson
  • Claude Grubbington
  • Clementine Bogskin
  • Clementine Smout
  • Clifford Turnipwater
  • Clive Scabbington
  • Clod Chillingworth
  • Clodpole Runciman

C, continued

  • Clothilde Greasebun
  • Clotty Clough
  • Clump Lightfoot
  • Cobweb Cobbold
  • Colonel Archibald Grimegaiter
  • Colonel Thaddeus Wheezebag
  • Constable Wilfred Trudgewell
  • Constance Crustybottom
  • Cook Bessie Slopladle
  • Cordelia Clotwick
  • Cordelia Courtenay-Crudd
  • Cornelia Scrimshanks
  • Cornelius Gammon
  • Cornelius Phlegm
  • Cornelius Sweatpocket
  • Cosmo Skrimp
  • Countess Lucretia Clammicuff
  • Crabby Crankshaw
  • Cressida Devereux-Wart
  • Cressida Slopbucket
  • Crispin Dripnose
  • Crispin Mainwaring-Mould
  • Croak Crowther
  • Crud Crabtree
  • Crud Cruttenden
  • Crumbly Fenwick
  • Crusty Cragg
  • Curdle Cuthbertson
  • Curdled Curbishley
  • Cuthbert Fleabite
  • Cuthbert Moldybreath
  • Cyril Chilblain
  • Cyrus Spittoon

D: 44 names

  • Dabney Snaggle
  • Dagmar Dankstocking
  • Dame Winifred Snufflegrout
  • Damp Dimbleby
  • Damp Dobbs
  • Dank Dangerfield
  • Daphne Drainsniff
  • Deborah Sneerby
  • Deirdre Dampsock
  • Delbert Sneezecuff
  • Delphine Dungwhistle
  • Denzil Kipperbreath
  • Dermot Gruelpot
  • Desmond Snorebottom
  • Digby Dungwallow
  • Digory Slugsniff
  • Dinah Mustypetticoat
  • Dingy Dinsdale
  • Dollop Clutterbuck
  • Dolores Drippington
  • Dora Dandruffe
  • Dorcas Snodgrass

D, continued

  • Dorinda Chitterling
  • Doris Drizzle
  • Dorothea Soggybiscuit
  • Dr. Ignatius Leechjar
  • Dr. Septimus Gargle
  • Dreg Braithwaite
  • Dregs Dumbleton
  • Dribble Dankworth
  • Dribblesworth Grange
  • Dribbly Dewhurst
  • Drip Drysdale
  • Drippy Drabble
  • Drool Dinglebottom
  • Drool Duckworth
  • Dross Dunderdale
  • Drusilla Mucksock
  • Duchess Wilhelmina of Bogmire
  • Dudley Wartbelly
  • Dulcie Slimefinger
  • Dulcie Stuttard
  • Dunstan Middenheap
  • Dwight Dandruff

E: 72 names

  • Eamon Foulmouth
  • Earwig Earnshaw
  • Eben Glumley
  • Ebenezer Grizzlewart
  • Ebenezer Pigg
  • Edgar Slurrypit
  • Edith Earwiggle
  • Edmund Chamberpot
  • Edna Slimetooth
  • Edwin Sproutwater
  • Edwina Eyecrust
  • Edwina Wildgoose
  • Effie Fungusbelly
  • Egbert Grottington
  • Egbert Toadbelly
  • Egbert Twitchett
  • Eglantine Scumkettle
  • Egmont Cabbagestalk
  • Elfrida Grimeapron
  • Elias Scumbucket
  • Elijah Belchford
  • Eliphalet Sprottle
  • Elkanah Blunge
  • Ellsworth Lumpycustard
  • Elmer Flatch
  • Elspeth Eyegunk
  • Elvira Whiffglove
  • Elwood Porridgeskin
  • Emmeline Crichton-Curdle
  • Emmeline Squawkett
  • Emmett Tapiocaspoon
  • Enid Fungle
  • Enid Tickbite
  • Enoch Gotobed
  • Enoch Slobbers
  • Enos Klunk

E, continued

  • Ephraim Fungusknuckle
  • Erasmus Hankiedamp
  • Ermengarde Slobbottom
  • Ermintrude Blister
  • Ermintrude Tickle
  • Ernest Nostrilhair
  • Ernestine Pongbustle
  • Erwin Underbite
  • Esau Gurglethroat
  • Esmerelda Crustyfoot
  • Esther Crudthimble
  • Ethel Fungusfoot
  • Ethel Marshgas
  • Ethelbert Scumpond
  • Etheldreda Pusbucket
  • Etheldreda Sloggett
  • Ethelred Crustwick
  • Ethelred Spratt
  • Eugene Greasethumb
  • Eugenia Grubbily
  • Eugenie Junket
  • Eulalia Gobdribble
  • Eunice Haddock
  • Eunice Nosedrip
  • Euphemia Fidgett
  • Euphemia Slugsnout
  • Euphrasia Blancmange
  • Eustace Toenail
  • Eustace Uglow
  • Eustacia Sourpuddle
  • Evadne Gripe
  • Evander Semolina
  • Everard Knatchbull-Gristle
  • Everard Whiffcroft
  • Ezekiel Fartwhistle
  • Ezra Squelchboot

F: 35 names

  • Fabian Erskine-Sneeze
  • Fabian Gristlewick
  • Farmer Jethro Dungfork
  • Farmer Obadiah Pigswill
  • Felicity Fungusfrock
  • Fenella Flatchbottom
  • Ferdinand Sweatcollar
  • Fergus Bogbreath
  • Fester Fothergill
  • Fester Foulkes
  • Fetid Fudge
  • Fitzgerald Belch
  • Fitzwilliam Nastywick
  • Flabby Fazackerley
  • Flea Fleetwood
  • Flob Huddlestone
  • Flora Flatulence
  • Florence Fester
  • Florian Slugbottom
  • Flossie Fleawick
  • Floyd Gruntle
  • Frances Fartsworth
  • Freda Frogspawn
  • Frederick Fartleigh
  • Fribble Warburton
  • Froggy Froggatt
  • Froth Fullalove
  • Frowsty Fairclough
  • Fulbert Giblets
  • Fumble Tattersall
  • Fungle Bottomsley
  • Fungle Fazakerley
  • Fungus Featherstonehaugh
  • Fungwit Delacroix
  • Fusty Fawcett

G: 88 names

  • Gargle Gartside
  • Gassy Gaskell
  • Gawp Goodfellow
  • Geoffrey Grimebottom
  • Georgiana Lyttelton-Leech
  • Georgiana Mumblechops
  • Georgina Pusbottom
  • Gertie Gizzard
  • Gertie Gunkworth
  • Gertrude Centipede
  • Gertrude Hagglebog
  • Gertrude Mould
  • Gervase Pilchard
  • Gideon Boilsnout
  • Gilbert Splatterly
  • Giles Soggytrouser
  • Giles Strangways-Stoat
  • Gladys Crowpeck
  • Gladys Gobstopper
  • Gladys Gutrot
  • Glob Inchbald
  • Globule Rathbone
  • Glop Barrington
  • Glunk Dunkley
  • Gnarl Pettifer
  • Gob Winstanley
  • Gobbet Molesworth
  • Godfrey Snotbeard
  • Godwin Stalecrumb

G, continued

  • Gomer Pondscum
  • Gordon Whelk
  • Graham Gutbucket
  • Granny Agatha Gumboil
  • Granny Grimsludge
  • Grease Godber
  • Grease Gorbutt
  • Greasy Grundy
  • Great-Aunt Eudora Mothcupboard
  • Gregory Gobspittle
  • Grenville Grabble
  • Gretchen Gristlebum
  • Gribbit Brocklehurst
  • Gribble Havisham
  • Grimble Nettlebed
  • Grime Gorringe
  • Grime Greenslime
  • Grimp Featherington
  • Grimwald Snatchet
  • Grimwort Sinclair
  • Grimy Guttridge
  • Griselda Boggs
  • Griselda Grimebreath
  • Gristle Grimshaw
  • Grit Gridley
  • Grizzle Fortescue
  • Grizzlewick Satterthwaite
  • Grobb Wilberforce
  • Grot Fenchurch

G, continued

  • Grot Greenhalgh
  • Grotty Grubb
  • Grouchy Grindrod
  • Grover Gunkle
  • Grub Gubbins
  • Grubbins McSquelch
  • Grubble Waverley
  • Grubby Greenwood
  • Grubthorpe Slimebottom
  • Grubwort Pemberton
  • Gruel Gresty
  • Grumble Thistlethwaite
  • Grumbold Sallow
  • Grunge Grimsdyke
  • Grunion Pendleton
  • Grunk Gobblewart
  • Grunkle Peasgood
  • Grunt Fitzwilliam
  • Grunwald Slimebottom
  • Gubbins Garstang
  • Gudrun Grottbottom
  • Gulp Cholmeley
  • Gunk Gathercole
  • Gunkle Thistlewood
  • Gunky Garside
  • Gunther Pustulewick
  • Gurgle Eddington
  • Gwendoline Dregscup
  • Gwendolyn Moldytooth
  • Gytha Mudskirt

H: 50 names

  • Habakkuk Grudge
  • Hadrian Eelpie
  • Hamish Hogswill
  • Harold Hairymole
  • Harriet Hogsnort
  • Harvey Liverspot
  • Hattie Halitosis
  • Headmaster Enoch Inkblot
  • Heathcliff Pinchley
  • Hector Halibut-Breath
  • Hengist Scragend
  • Henrietta Boghair
  • Henrietta Talbot-Toadley
  • Hephzibah Hairycheek
  • Herbert Grimes
  • Hereward Snotflap
  • Herman Nosewhistle
  • Hermione Halitwick
  • Hermione Hesketh-Halibut
  • Hesper Rotblossom
  • Hester Hogwash
  • Hester Weatherhogg
  • Hezekiah Bogsworth
  • Hezekiah Oddie
  • Hiccup Higginson

H, continued

  • Hilary Offalpie
  • Hilda Bindweed
  • Hilda Hogsbreath
  • Hildegard Bumpus
  • Hildegard Pustule
  • Hiram Mustycoat
  • Homer Hackenspit
  • Honk Honeyball
  • Honoria Dalrymple-Gunk
  • Honoria Sludgeby
  • Horace Bodger
  • Horace Snoutgoblin
  • Horatio Wartleigh
  • Hortense Hairball
  • Hortensia Phlegmfan
  • Hosea Skulk
  • Howard Mouldyrind
  • Hubert Bogeycuff
  • Hugo Blandford-Blister
  • Hugo Sneezeworth
  • Hulda Gristlepot
  • Humphrey Gasbag
  • Humphrey Winkle
  • Hurk Heptonstall
  • Hyacinth Boilbottom

I: 22 names

  • Ichabod Crane-Bottom
  • Ichabod Snooks
  • Icky Ickringill
  • Ida Itchbottom
  • Ignatius Gristle
  • Ignatz Burpington
  • Igor Ingrown
  • Imogen Slobberwick
  • Ingrid Sardinetin
  • Iolanthe Itchworth
  • Irma Impetigo
  • Irving Picklebrine
  • Isadora Stalecake
  • Isadora Vavasour-Verruca
  • Isambard Grislebottom
  • Ishmael Glowerby
  • Isidore Toejamley
  • Isolde Snagglethorn
  • Itchy Illingworth
  • Ivo Prunejuice
  • Ivor Mucklebreath
  • Ivy Ingrown-Toe

J: 15 names

  • Jabez Sourdishcloth
  • Japheth Scowlby
  • Jasper Jowlsworth
  • Jasper Villiers-Vomit
  • Jedediah Puddleduck
  • Jemima Jowlington
  • Jeremiah Rawbone
  • Jeremiah Slobberton
  • Jerome Parsnipskin
  • Jerusha Crotchet
  • Jethro Dungbottom
  • Job Mangelwurzel
  • Jocasta Grimewhistle
  • Josephine Slobbercheek
  • Josiah Dribble

K: 6 names

  • Kelvin Wartgristle
  • Kenneth Clagthorpe
  • Kerenza Toadsock
  • Kezia Crustwhistle
  • Knobble Quarmby
  • Knobbly Knaggs

L: 44 names

  • Lady Araminta Snotgrove
  • Lady Lavinia Sludgepump
  • Lady Prunella Fleabag
  • Lambert Lumpwick
  • Lancelot Chichester-Chilblain
  • Lard Longbottom
  • Laurence Leakbottom
  • Lavender Scabbelly
  • Lavinia Lice
  • Lavinia Urquhart-Scabb
  • Lazarus Scabshin
  • Leaky Lethbridge
  • Leech Leadbetter
  • Leocadia Stodge
  • Leofric Leekwater
  • Leonora Wykeham-Weevil
  • Leopold Lardwhistle
  • Lester Slobberknocker
  • Letitia Lintpocket
  • Lettice Lumpkin
  • Lettice Wrigglesworth
  • Lettuce Mudbottom

L, continued

  • Lilith Lardworth
  • Linus Snufflecuff
  • Lionel Bunion
  • Lobelia Stinkbloom
  • Lord Fungus of Dampshire
  • Lord Montague Slimewater
  • Lorenzo Slopbroth
  • Louse Lofthouse
  • Lousy Lowther
  • Lucian Leechpond
  • Lucinda Farquhar-Fester
  • Lucius Snotgrave
  • Lucretia Leechbottom
  • Ludmila Slurryboot
  • Ludwig Lardbottom
  • Lumpkin Lovelace
  • Lumpy Lomax
  • Luther Mankyvest
  • Lydia Grouchley
  • Lyle Newtwater
  • Lysander Scabflap
  • Lysander Tollemache-Drool

M: 89 names

  • Mabel Mucklebottom
  • Mabel Sludge
  • Madame Zelda Wartleby
  • Madge Moldwhistle
  • Maggot Maddocks
  • Maggoty Maudsley
  • Magnus Pusknuckle
  • Major Rufus Gruntfurrow
  • Malachi Snirtle
  • Malcolm Mangeworthy
  • Malvina Reekrose
  • Manfred Reekdale
  • Mangy Mangham
  • Manky Mabbutt
  • Marcella Burntcrust
  • Marcellus Thwackett
  • Mardy Marsden
  • Marigold Wormsniff
  • Marjorie Mildewbottom
  • Marmaduke Mudflap
  • Marmaduke Waddilove
  • Martha Mangebottom
  • Marvin Grease
  • Matilda Fungusbreath
  • Matron Brunhilda Carbolic
  • Matron Hortense Scrubwart
  • Maud Lumb
  • Maud Mange
  • Maude Stewedprune

M, continued

  • Maudie Bottomley
  • Maureen Mustybonnet
  • Maurice Mothbottom
  • Mavis Moldwarp
  • Maximilian Maggot
  • Maynard Bilgewater
  • Melchior Crimp
  • Melisande Eggyspoon
  • Melvin Mucus
  • Mercy Onionbreath
  • Merton Earwig
  • Mervyn Grubfinger
  • Methuselah Clench
  • Micah Weevilsack
  • Midden Middlemiss
  • Mildew Mottershead
  • Mildewy Mellor
  • Mildred Mouldspore
  • Mildred Muckle
  • Mildred Mucknose
  • Millicent Mothbreath
  • Millicent Pinchpurse
  • Milton Moist
  • Minerva Dustmop
  • Minnie Mucusworth
  • Mire Myerscough
  • Miriam Muckwhistle
  • Miss Dampflannel
  • Miss Ermintrude Cabbage
  • Miss Prudence Vinegar

M, continued

  • Miss Smirch
  • Moist Mudge
  • Mold Mossop
  • Mold Mumford
  • Montague Grosvenor-Muck
  • Montague Moldwhistle
  • Montague Wallop
  • Morag Bogsnout
  • Morris Woodlouse
  • Mortimer Slugg
  • Mouldy Motram
  • Moult Mangnall
  • Mr. Algernon Wetfish
  • Mr. Horace Grubscuttle
  • Mrs. Edna Curdle
  • Mrs. Gristlethwaite
  • Mrs. Olga Drainpipe
  • Muck Micklethwaite
  • Muck Muddiman
  • Muckett Pemberley
  • Mucky Murgatroyd
  • Mulch Barraclough
  • Mumble Shuttleworth
  • Mungo Mumpley
  • Murgatroyd Cockroach
  • Muriel Mucusbottom
  • Musty Mugg
  • Myrtle Dockleaf
  • Myrtle Mothball
  • Myrtle Pocklington

N: 25 names

  • Nahum Nudgett
  • Nancy Nostrilworth
  • Nanette Radishwind
  • Narcissa Toecheese
  • Nathaniel Grubsniff
  • Nehemiah Stinkhorn
  • Nell Nostril
  • Nerissa Sludgemitten
  • Neville Nosepick
  • Newt Nethercott
  • Newton Toadspawn
  • Nibbin Ravenscroft
  • Nicodemus Crudshaw
  • Niffy Nightingale
  • Nigel Dampwick
  • Nit Nuttall
  • Nogg Wooldridge
  • Nora Nitwick
  • Norbert Bumstead
  • Norbert Nosehair
  • Norma Anchovypaste
  • Norman Nubbinsworth
  • Nubbin Carruthers
  • Nubkin Chatterley
  • Nurse Gertrude Bedpan

O: 31 names

  • Obadiah Grunt
  • Obadiah Onions
  • Obed Squabb
  • Oberon Tadpole
  • Octavia Hargreaves-Snot
  • Octavia Oozington
  • Octavius Oozebottom
  • Octavius Worsnop
  • Odette Codliver
  • Odo Pondweed
  • Ogden Slimeditch
  • Olga Oddbody
  • Oliver Oinkerton
  • Onesimus Squince
  • Ooze Oldroyd
  • Ooze Ollerenshaw
  • Oozy Ogden
  • Opal Oozle
  • Ophelia Odourbottom
  • Orlando Stodgett
  • Orson Gunkpipe
  • Orville Oozeman
  • Osbert Pusworth
  • Osmond Clunch
  • Osric Toadwhistle
  • Oswald Pimpleback
  • Oswin Duckweed
  • Otis Quagmire
  • Ottilie Ogilvy-Ooze
  • Ottilie Squelchclog
  • Otto Blubberton

P: 46 names

  • Pansy Pusgrave
  • Parthenia Scoldwell
  • Pascoe Ditchwater
  • Patience Pimpleworth
  • Pearl Snifflesleeve
  • Peggy Phlegmbottom
  • Penelope Somerset-Sump
  • Percival Grubb
  • Percival Wragg
  • Percy Fartington
  • Percy Pigsnout
  • Peregrine Bogslobber
  • Peregrine Fotheringay-Sludge
  • Pernilla Castoroil
  • Perpetua Bogwhistle
  • Petronella Mankyscarf
  • Petunia Pigsty
  • Petunia Twaddle
  • Phileas Grumblethorpe
  • Philippa Fitzroy-Grime
  • Philippa Muttonfat
  • Philomena Hogsflesh
  • Philomena Poxwell

P, continued

  • Phineas Fungusnose
  • Phlegm Farnsworth
  • Phoebe Frumpington
  • Phyllis Phlegmwell
  • Piers Lascelles-Fungus
  • Plop Hawksworth
  • Podge Blenkinsopp
  • Pong Postlethwaite
  • Pongy Prattle
  • Poxy Pickup
  • Primrose Pusfinger
  • Priscilla Drippytap
  • Professor Bile
  • Professor Mildew Crank
  • Professor Oswald Stinkwort
  • Prudence Puswhistle
  • Prudence Wartknee
  • Prunella Pobjoy
  • Prunella Puke
  • Puke Pickersgill
  • Puke Pilkington
  • Pustule Pinkerton
  • Putrid Puddephat

Q: 1 name

  • Quentin Queasely

R: 32 names

  • Radcliffe Cobweb
  • Rafe Gascoigne-Gurgle
  • Ralph Rumpwhistle
  • Rancid Ratcliffe
  • Rank Rudge
  • Ratty Rattenbury
  • Raymond Mothhole
  • Reek Rigby
  • Reeky Rowbotham
  • Reginald Moldface
  • Reginald Squibb
  • Retch Redfearn
  • Rhoda Rotbottom
  • Roderick Rancidbottom
  • Roland Ringworm
  • Rollo Scrunge
  • Rosalind Ringwormsley
  • Rosamund Gunkbelly
  • Rosamund Trevelyan-Tripe
  • Roscoe Fleacollar
  • Rot Ramsbottom
  • Rot Rothwell
  • Rotten Royle
  • Rowena Rancidrose
  • Rowley Scurfington
  • Ruby Rumpsniff
  • Rudolph Lousecomb
  • Rufus Rankly
  • Rufus Wartsock
  • Rupert Bellingham-Slop
  • Rupert Stinkwell
  • Ruth Rottenbottom

S: 104 names

  • Sabina Gravyskin
  • Sadie Scabwhistle
  • Samson Gnatbite
  • Scab Scholefield
  • Scab Winterbottom
  • Scabby Scholes
  • Scrag Pennington
  • Scraggy Scrimshaw
  • Scruff Osbaldeston
  • Scrunch Hebblethwaite
  • Scum Scattergood
  • Scummy Scroggs
  • Scurfy Scowcroft
  • Scuzzy Skelton
  • Sebastian Heneage-Hogwash
  • Sebastian Sludgeworth
  • Selina Sludgebottom
  • Selwyn Silverfish
  • Septimus Slugmouth
  • Sergeant Gunther Spitpolish
  • Seymour Scumley
  • Shadrach Bluebottle
  • Sidney Sniffleworth
  • Sidonie Shrewsby
  • Sigmund Horsefly
  • Silas Scabwell
  • Silas Slimeflannel
  • Simeon Dungbeetle
  • Sir Humphrey Gutterslop
  • Sir Peregrine Mouldywig
  • Skrimble Hollingsworth
  • Skronk Templeton
  • Slime Sowerbutts
  • Slimy Sladen

S, continued

  • Slob Snoddington
  • Slobbin Fanshawe
  • Slobby Sowerby
  • Slop Cholmondeley
  • Slorp Twistleton
  • Sludge Sidebottom
  • Sludge Sugden
  • Sludgy Slack
  • Slug Snodgrass
  • Slurp Belvedere
  • Slurry Slater
  • Smear Kettlewell
  • Smelly Sneath
  • Smog Smethurst
  • Smudge Jellicoe
  • Snagwort Culpepper
  • Snarf Ashworth
  • Snarg Ponsonby-Smythe
  • Snarl Featherstone
  • Sneer Sneddon
  • Sneeze Snelgrove
  • Snib Grotwell
  • Snickett Merriweather
  • Sniffle Snuffbox
  • Snivel Fitzherbert
  • Snodge Walsingham
  • Snore Snodin
  • Snork Cavendish
  • Snorkel Threlfall
  • Snort Snaith
  • Snot Shufflebottom
  • Snot Snape
  • Snotty Snowdon
  • Snotworth Higgins
  • Snuffle Dimmock

S, continued

  • Snuffly Snoxell
  • Snurdle Bancroft
  • Soggy Sagar
  • Sour Suggs
  • Spittle Spink
  • Splat Sproggins
  • Splodge Marjoribanks
  • Splotch Davenport
  • Splurge Wyndham
  • Splutter Hetherington
  • Sprogg Halliwell
  • Sprunt Blackwood
  • Squawk Squires
  • Squelch Muddlecombe
  • Squelchy Speight
  • Squib Arkwright
  • Squibbins Tewkesbury
  • Squidge Montgomery
  • Squire Bartholomew Muckspreader
  • Squirm Sedgewick
  • Stale Stubbs
  • Stanhope Dryrot
  • Stanley Stenchbottom
  • Stench Stansfield
  • Stink Stubbings
  • Stinky Stiggins
  • Stumble Trubshaw
  • Sump Sumpter
  • Swampy Swarbrick
  • Sweaty Swindells
  • Swill Swithenbank
  • Sybil Sourbreath
  • Sybilla Slimesock
  • Sylvanus Damppatch
  • Sylvester Spitbucket

T: 31 names

  • Tabitha Spittlehouse
  • Tabitha Toenailworth
  • Tamsin Rattlepan
  • Tarquin Montmorency-Phlegm
  • Tarquin Sludgesnout
  • Temperance Hiccup
  • Terence Toadwart
  • Tertius Toadstool
  • Thaddeus Grimegrunt
  • Thaddeus Mudd
  • Thaddeus Wormwood
  • Thelma Thistlewart
  • Theobald Puffball
  • Theodora Toadwart
  • Theodore Gunkbottom
  • Thomasina Clammypalm
  • Throg Tunnicliffe
  • Thurston Lichen
  • Tilda Trotterstew
  • Tirzah Grindlesnap
  • Titus Nettlerash
  • Toad Todhunter
  • Tobias Bogflap
  • Toejam Tumbleweed
  • Trevor Tripewell
  • Tripe Trippier
  • Tristram Massingberd-Maggot
  • Tristram Ragwort
  • Tryphena Wartgunk
  • Twitch Fairweather
  • Twonk Wetherall

U: 12 names

  • Ulric Ulcerby
  • Ulysses Underdrawers
  • Ulysses Yapp
  • Una Soggycrumpet
  • Uncle Cuthbert Pongleton
  • Uncle Ebenezer Sockrot
  • Uncle Mortimer Belchwick
  • Unity Sourpuss
  • Urban Hogweed
  • Ursula Uglington
  • Ursula Underarm
  • Uther Throttle

V: 14 names

  • Valentine Babington-Bilge
  • Valentine Stoat
  • Velma Verruca
  • Venetia Arbuthnot-Belch
  • Vera Vomitwhistle
  • Verbena Skimmilk
  • Verity Verrucabottom
  • Vernon Verminwick
  • Vesta Boiledswede
  • Victor Vomitbottom
  • Victoria Wartsniff
  • Vincent Wartsnout
  • Virgil Vomitz
  • Vivian Boilwhistle

W: 38 names

  • Waldemar Weaselby
  • Waldo Chunkley
  • Wallace Weepwart
  • Walter Ferretsniff
  • Wanda Wormsbottom
  • Wart Warburton
  • Wart Wigglesworth
  • Wartley Ponsonby
  • Warty Wardle
  • Weepy Wardlow
  • Weevil Weatherill
  • Wendell Wobblegut
  • Wheeze Wetherby
  • Wheezle Chumley
  • Wheezy Wilmslow
  • Whiff Wigley
  • Whiffy Wagstaff
  • Wibble Makepeace
  • Wilberforce Fleagrub
  • Wilbert Shrewsnout
  • Wilbur Toejam
  • Wilfred Pimplebeard
  • Wilfrid Whiffbottom
  • Wilhelmina Wartlington
  • Willoughby Batroost
  • Willoughby Yelverton-Yuck
  • Wilmot Gudgeon
  • Wilmot Wormbelly
  • Winifred Slimegums
  • Winifred Smallbone
  • Winifred Whiffle
  • Winnie Wormtongue
  • Wobble Wentworth
  • Wodge Farquharson
  • Wolfgang Molehill
  • Wormy Wormald
  • Wumple Chadwick
  • Wystan Lamprey

X: 2 names

  • Xanthe Sourpickle
  • Xavier Scabbington

Y: 2 names

  • Yolanda Greasyspoon
  • Yorick Yellowtooth

Z: 12 names

  • Zachariah Hagfish
  • Zachariah Pickles
  • Zebedee Lugworm
  • Zebulon Hogg
  • Zebulon Sniffle
  • Zelda Zitzworth
  • Zenobia Snufflewick
  • Zephaniah Barnacle
  • Zillah Smellie
  • Zillah Zitbottom
  • Zit Zouch
  • Zoltan Zitmore