Schedule 1 Name Generator

Schedule I asks you to name two things, and most players think harder about the second. When you start a save you name your organization, which is what your dealers, suppliers and the local cops see. Later, every time you drag ingredients into a mixing station and discover a new combination, the game asks you to name the product, and that name follows the mix through packaging, dealer inventories and customer requests. A good organization name sets the tone of the run (a cartel, a gardening front, a suburban dad operation); a good product name tells you at a glance what is in the bag.

The game hands you plenty of raw material. Ingredients like Cuke, Banana, Donut, Mega Bean, Motor Oil, Battery, Chili and Paracetamol, effects like Calming, Euphoric, Anti-Gravity, Cyclopean, Glowing, Gingeritis and Tropic Thunder, and locations like Hyland Point, Northtown, Westville, the Docks and Suburbia all make instant names. The base strains (OG Kush, Sour Diesel, Green Crack, Granddaddy Purple) supply the classic suffixes: Kush, Diesel, Purple, OG.

For meth and cocaine, players lean on ice, glass, snow and powder words with a batch or brick label. Keep names short enough to read in the phone menu and distinct enough that you can tell an eight-ingredient masterpiece from the starter bag.