London Team Name Generator

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Browse 1,000 London-themed team names for pub quizzes, five-a-side, rec leagues, office teams and fantasy leagues, from Zone Six Rejects and Bakerloo Sunset to Thames Barrier Reef and Pigeon Fanciers of Trafalgar. They are ideas for your own team, not a list of real London teams.

About London team names

These are London-themed names for your own team, not a list of real London teams. The city's professional clubs and their nicknames are taken, so the list leaves them alone and borrows what every Londoner shares instead: the lines and stations, the river, the weather, the rent and the long ride home. That is how you get Zone Six Rejects, Circle Line Delays, The Night Bus Regulars and Thames Barrier Reef.

The 1,000 names are mixed so each batch covers several styles: Tube lines and platform announcements, neighborhoods north, south, east and west, bridges and docks, landmarks and parks, commuting and flat-share jokes, cockney rhyming slang, markets, caffs and pie and mash, and history from Londinium to Dickens. Place-name puns such as Barking Mad, Kew the Music and Euston, We Have a Problem suit a quiz night.

Club-style names, the ones ending in Rovers, Athletic or Wanderers, sit on invented districts such as Pigeon Hill, Peckenham and Nether Drizzle, because most real districts already have a real club. Station, line and landmark names are used as plain place words and claim no link to any operator, venue or club. Say your pick out loud before it goes on the answer sheet, because the quizmaster will have to read it.

How to choose London team names

  • Match the name to the event: Les Quizerables of Soho or Bank of Useless Knowledge for a pub quiz, Rush Goalie Rules or Hackney Marshes Sunday Best for five-a-side, Canary Wharf Spreadsheets or Hot Desk Nomads for an office team.
  • Use your own corner of the city. A name built on your line, your bus or your park, such as Northern Line Southerners, Top Deck Front Seat or Rounders on the Heath, gets a laugh from the people who share it.
  • If you want a name that sounds like a club, take one on an invented district, such as Pigeon Hill Rovers, AFC Fogmore or Nether Drizzle Athletic. Real district names with FC or United after them usually belong to a real club.
  • Check that the room will get the joke. Rhyming slang such as Haven't Got a Scooby or Use Your Loaf lands in a London pub and may need explaining elsewhere.
  • Say it out loud first. Puns that depend on spelling, such as Kew the Music or Enfield of Dreams, read well on a score sheet but can be lost when the scores are called out.

Frequently asked questions

Is this a list of real London sports teams?

No. Every entry is a London-themed idea for your own team, such as Zone Six Rejects or Pigeon Hill Rovers, in the style of a pub quiz or rec league name. The names of the city's professional clubs and their nicknames are left out on purpose. Some entries will still match a team somewhere, so look around your own league before you print shirts.

What are some funny London quiz team names?

The puns bend a place name everyone knows: Euston, We Have a Problem, Barking Mad, Greenwich Mean Team, Knightsbridge Too Far, Morden We Can Chew and Not Holborn Yesterday are all in the list. For a quiz-flavored one, try Quizlington or Tower Bridge of Knowledge.

Why are the club-style names on places that do not exist?

Most real London districts already have a football, rugby or cricket club, so a name such as a real district plus FC would copy one. Names like Peckenham Athletic, Stockney Town and Upper Fogmore FC keep the sound of a Sunday league side without borrowing a real club's name.

Do I need to be from London to use these names?

No. Names built on things known everywhere, such as Stand Clear of the Doors, Big Ben's Bongs or Three Buses at Once, work for a London-themed party or quiz night in any city. The rhyming slang and the deeper local jokes, such as Via Bank or Via Charing Cross, suit a room that knows the map.

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A: 39 names

  • A Right Two and Eight
  • A Room of Our Own
  • A Tale of Two Zones
  • Abbey Road Zebra Crossers
  • Absolutely Notting
  • Acton Impulse
  • Actually It's Anteros
  • AFC Fogmore
  • Afternoon Tea Totalers
  • Agatha Quiztie of Paddington
  • Albert Bridge Break Step
  • Albert Hall Fillers
  • Aldgate Pump Primers
  • Alexandra Park Ramblers
  • Alfred's Burh Builders
  • Alight Here for the Museums
  • All Aboard the Belgravia Train
  • All Change Please
  • All Night Beigel Queue
  • All Rabbit, No Action
  • All Southwark and No Play
  • All Stations to Upminster
  • All the Way to Cockfosters
  • All the World's a Stage
  • All's Clerkenwell That Ends Well
  • Allotment Hill Diggers
  • Ally Pally Fireworks
  • Ally Pally Pals
  • Almond Rocks Pulled High
  • Angel Escalator Climbers
  • Angel Investors
  • Angel of the North Circular
  • Angels With Dirty Answers
  • Apples and Pears Climbers
  • Arch Rivals of Archway
  • Arnos Grove Is in the Heart
  • Artful Dodgers
  • Astro Burn Knees
  • Away Day in Zone Five

B: 95 names

  • Bacon Roll at the Cab Rank
  • Bad Barnet Day
  • Baker Street Irregular Verbs
  • Bakerloo Sunset
  • Balham and Eggs
  • Balham Gateway to the South
  • Bangers and Mash Mob
  • Bank Holiday Weekenders
  • Bank Junction Bankers
  • Bank of Useless Knowledge
  • Bank Station Labyrinth
  • Bankside Chimney Sweeps
  • Bar Billiards Believers
  • Barbican Highwalk Orienteers
  • Barge End Argyle
  • Barge Pole Vaulters
  • Barking Mad
  • Barking Up the Wrong Tree
  • Barnes Stormers
  • Barney Rubble Makers
  • Barrier Closed for Testing
  • Barrow Boys and Girls
  • Bascule Raisers
  • Battersea Park Peacocks
  • Battersea Peace Pagoda
  • Battersea Power Station Chimneys
  • Battle Cruiser Crew
  • Bazalgette's Sewer Builders
  • Bearskin Hat Trick
  • Beating the Bounds
  • Beckton Alps Ski Team

B, continued

  • Beer Street Regulars
  • Beg, Steal or Borough
  • Being Held at a Red Signal
  • Belisha Beacon Blinkers
  • Bell Ringers Upstairs
  • Bellfounders Yard FC
  • Belsize Matters
  • Bermondbury United
  • Bermondsey Beer Mile Stragglers
  • Bethnal Green Machine
  • Bibs and Cones Committee
  • Big Ben's Bongs
  • Big Smoke Alarm
  • Bike Lane Peloton
  • Billingsgate Early Risers
  • Bin Day Raiders
  • Bird Lime Keepers
  • Black Cab Backseat Drivers
  • Black Cab U-Turners
  • Blackfriars Friars
  • Blackheath Kite Club
  • Blackwall Tunnel Vision
  • Bleak House Share
  • Bloomsbury Group Chat
  • Bloomsbury Set Squares
  • Blue Plaque Hunters
  • Blue Whale in the Hall
  • Boat Race Pullers
  • Boracic Till Payday
  • Borough Market Grazers
  • Boudica's Chariot Club
  • Bounds Green Bounders

B, continued

  • Bow Bells Ringers
  • Bow Selectors
  • Bow Side and Stroke Side
  • Bow Street Runners
  • Bow Wow Factor
  • Bowls on Finsbury Circus
  • Box Hill or Bust
  • Box Room With a View
  • Bread and Honey Counters
  • Brent Out of Shape
  • Brick Lane Bricklayers
  • British Library Card Holders
  • Brixley Thursday
  • Brixton and Mortar
  • Brixton Windmill Tilters
  • Broadway Market Browsers
  • Brockley Broccoli
  • Brockwell Lido Dippers
  • Brolly Forgetters
  • Brollyfield Borough
  • Bromley by Bow Tie
  • Brunel's Tunnel Diggers
  • Bubble and Squeakers
  • Bubble Bath Chuckles
  • Buckingham Balcony Wavers
  • Buffer Stop Rovers
  • Builder's Tea, Two Sugars
  • Buried Rivers Society
  • Burnt Oak Embers
  • Bus Lane Bandits
  • Busby and Bearskin
  • Bushy Park Stags

C: 79 names

  • Cable Car Danglers
  • Cabmen's Shelter Regulars
  • Caff Before Kickoff
  • Cage Football Graduates
  • Camberwell Green Fingers
  • Camden Lock Pickers
  • Camden Market Hagglers
  • Camden Town Criers
  • Canada Water Carriers
  • Canal Coots
  • Canalside Strollers
  • Canary Wharf Canaries
  • Canary Wharf Spreadsheets
  • Canning Town Can Openers
  • Canonbury Canons
  • Capital Gains
  • Capital Letters
  • Car Boot Common Sunday XI
  • Catford Cat's Whiskers
  • Central Line Sauna
  • Ceremony of the Keys
  • Chalk Farm Hands
  • Change at Baker Street
  • Change Here for the Night Bus
  • Changing of the Guards
  • Charing Cross Purposes
  • Chaucer's Pilgrims
  • Cheam of the Crop
  • Cheesegrater Graters
  • Chessington Checkmates
  • Chief Mouser's Office
  • Chimney Pots United
  • Chimney Sweep Chorus
  • China Plates
  • Chingford Plain Speakers
  • Chip Stealing Pigeons
  • Chiswold Harriers
  • Circle Line Delays
  • Civil Service Sports Day

C, continued

  • Clapham Along
  • Clapham Common Denominators
  • Clapham Junction Jumble
  • Clapham Omnibus Riders
  • Clapstead Ramblers
  • Clapton Pond Dippers
  • Clay Pipe Collectors
  • Cleopatra's Needle Threaders
  • Clissold Park Deer Watchers
  • Coat and Badge Rowers
  • Cockles and Whelks
  • Coffee House Wits
  • Cold Water Dippers of the Ponds
  • Colliers Wood If They Could
  • Columbia Road Bloomers
  • Common Ground Kickabout
  • Conductor's Bell Dingers
  • Congestion Charge Dodgers
  • Conker Champions
  • Contactless and Clueless
  • Costermonger Chorus
  • Costermonger Row Albion
  • County Hall Monitors
  • Covent Garden Buskers
  • Covent Garden Stair Climbers
  • Cozy Means Small
  • Cream Crackered
  • Crisps Opened Flat
  • Cross Words at Charing Cross
  • Crossword on the Commute
  • Crouching Enders, Hidden Dragons
  • Croydon Bleu
  • Croydon Tram Catchers
  • Crumpet Green Cricket Club
  • Cucumber Sandwich Trimmers
  • Cuppa Rosie Lee
  • Currant Bun Worshippers
  • Custom House Rules
  • Cut and Cover Band
  • Cutty Sark Rigging Crew

D: 43 names

  • Daily Cap Reached
  • Daisy Roots
  • Dalston Junction Functions
  • Dalsworth Albion
  • Damp Patch Dynamos
  • Darts in the Back Room
  • Deckchair Fee Dodgers
  • Deep Level Thinkers
  • Denmark Street Strummers
  • Deposit Never Returned
  • Deptford Creek Paddlers
  • Deptford Dockyard Shipwrights
  • Diagram, Not a Map
  • Diary of Samuel Peeps
  • Dick Whittington's Cats
  • Dickensian Conditions
  • Dicky Dirt Tuckers
  • Dinosaurs in the Park
  • Dippy's Bones
  • District Line Dawdlers
  • Dock Is Full

D, continued

  • Docklands Dockers
  • Docklands Light Lunch
  • Doctor Johnson's Dictionary
  • Dog and Bone Callers
  • Doing the Lambeth Walk
  • Dollis Hill Colossus Builders
  • Dolphin Lamp Posts
  • Domesday Book Club
  • Donkey's Ears Ago
  • Doors Closing Darlings
  • Dot Matrix Dreamers
  • Double Decker Defenders
  • Double Pie Double Mash
  • Double Yellow Fellows
  • Down the Escalator Left
  • Down to Brass Tacks
  • Downing Street Cat
  • Dragon Boat Docklands
  • Drizzle Dodgers
  • Drizzleworth County
  • Duck and Divers
  • Dustbin Lids Eat Free

E: 28 names

  • Ealing Broadway Bound
  • Ealing Comedy Club
  • Ealingham Nomads
  • Earl's Court Jesters
  • East Finchley Archers
  • EC Does It
  • Edgware and Tear
  • Eelpie Wharf Wednesday
  • Eels on Wheels
  • Egg, Chips and Beans
  • Electric Avenue Rockers
  • Elementary, My Dear
  • Elephant in the Room and Castle
  • Elizabeth Line Newcomers
  • Elizabeth Tower Timekeepers
  • Eltham Palace Courtiers
  • Embankment Interval Club
  • Embankment Statements
  • End of the Line Club
  • Enfield Lock Keepers
  • Enfield of Dreams
  • Epping Enders
  • Epping Forest Foragers
  • Erith, Wind and Fire
  • Euston Departure Board Starers
  • Euston, We Have a Problem
  • Exhibition Road Exhibits
  • Extra Liquor Please

F: 39 names

  • Falling Down Falling Down
  • Fantasy League of Zone Four
  • Farriner's Oven Timers
  • Feltham Tips
  • Fenchurch Street Fours
  • Feral Pigeon Flight Club
  • Fezziwig's Dancers
  • Finchgate Vets
  • Finchley Central Thinkers
  • Finsbury Park Bench
  • Fish Porters at Five
  • Fitzrovia Fitz and Starts
  • Five Pound Pints
  • Five-a-Side Under the Flyover
  • Flatshare Fields Five-a-Side
  • Fleet Ditch Diggers
  • Fleet Street Subeditors
  • Flood Gate Keepers
  • Flower Market Sunday
  • Flyover Fields FC
  • Fogham Forest
  • For Hire Light On
  • Foreshore Finders
  • Forest Hill Foresters
  • Formica Table Legends
  • Four Seasons in One Lunch
  • Fourth Plinth Hopefuls
  • Foxes Corner Colts
  • Foxes in the Bins
  • Free Paper Readers
  • Free Samples Only
  • Freedom of the City
  • Friday Night Ruby
  • Fried Slice Faithful
  • Friern Barnet Fair
  • Frog and Toad Trippers
  • Front Seat of the DLR
  • Frost Fair Skaters
  • Full English Breakfast Club

G: 34 names

  • Garden Flat, No Garden
  • Gasholder Green Town
  • Gaslamp Green Olympic
  • Gaslight Lamplighters
  • Gherkin Jar Openers
  • Ghost Station Aldwych
  • Gin Craze Survivors
  • Gin Lane Tonic Water
  • Globe Groundlings
  • Gog and Magog
  • Gold State Coach Class
  • Golders Green Room
  • Good Service on All Other Lines
  • Goodge Street Good Eggs
  • Googlies on the Common
  • Gospel Oak to Barking
  • Greasy Spoon Regulars
  • Great Exhibition Exhibitors
  • Great Expectations Managed
  • Great Fire Marshals
  • Great North Road Trippers
  • Great Stink Survivors
  • Greater London Authority Figures
  • Green Hut Tea Drinkers
  • Green Parakeet Squadron
  • Green Park Deckchairs
  • Greenland Dock Leaves
  • Greenwich Foot Tunnel Echoes
  • Greenwich Mean Team
  • Greenwich Mean Time Wasters
  • Greenwich Observatory Stargazers
  • Grey Sky Thinking
  • Grey Squirrel Hoarders
  • Guildhall Giants

H: 62 names

  • Hackney Carriage Returns
  • Hackney Downs and Ups
  • Hackney Marshes Sunday Best
  • Hackney Wick Wickets
  • Hackstead Wanderers
  • Hail and Ride
  • Hainault Loop Loopers
  • Half My Pay on Rent
  • Half-Inch Perfect
  • Hammersmith and Pity
  • Hammersmith Bridge Closed Again
  • Hammersmith Flyover Flyers
  • Hampstead Deep Enders
  • Hampstead Heath Flossers
  • Hampstead Ponds Plungers
  • Hampton Court Maze Runners
  • Hanger Lane Gyratory
  • Hansom Cab Hailers
  • Hanwell Viaduct Vaulters
  • Hard Times Tables
  • Harlesden Shuffle
  • Harley Street Second Opinions
  • Harringay Ladder Climbers
  • Harrow on the Hill Starters
  • Harrowing Experience
  • Hatton Garden Gems
  • Have a Butcher's
  • Haven't Got a Scooby
  • Having a Bubble
  • Hayes Fever
  • Heathrow Holding Pattern

H, continued

  • Heathrow Terminal Fives
  • Heatwave on the Central
  • Hedgehogs of Regent's
  • Hendon Collision
  • Herne Hill Velodrome Laps
  • Heron on the Towpath
  • High Barnet Branch
  • High Tide at Putney
  • Highburrow Juniors
  • Highgate Expectations
  • Highgate Hill Climbers
  • Hilly Fields Hill Sprinters
  • Hire Bike Wobblers
  • Hodge the Cat
  • Hogarth's Line of Beauty
  • Hold the Handrail
  • Homerton Alone
  • Honor Oak Honor Roll
  • Hooke's Law Abiders
  • Hop On Hop Off
  • Horniman Walrus Appreciation
  • Hornsey Horn Section
  • Hosepipe Ban Rebels
  • Hot Desk Nomads
  • Hounslow and Steady
  • House Share Survivors
  • Houseboat Party
  • Household Cavalry Charge
  • Hoxton Square Pegs
  • Hungerford Footbridge Buskers
  • Hyde Park Corner Kicks

I: 6 names

  • I Am Smarticus of Londinium
  • Inside the M25
  • Interchange Specialists
  • Isle of Dogs Dinner
  • Islingbury Academicals
  • Islington Angels

J: 6 names

  • Jam Jar Carpoolers
  • Jellied Eel Appreciation Society
  • Jubilee Silver Linings
  • Jumpers for Goalposts, Hyde Park
  • Jumping the Kew
  • Just Outside Zone Three

K: 20 names

  • K2 Kiosk Crew
  • Kebab After Closing
  • Kensal Rise and Shine
  • Kensington Gardeners
  • Kenwood Picnickers
  • Kettle Lane Wanderers
  • Kew Gardens Weeders
  • Kew Palm House Sweaters
  • Kew the Music
  • Kilburn Calorie Burners
  • King's Cross and Grumpy
  • King's Cross Concourse Dashers
  • Kingsland Road Runners
  • Kingston Upon Teams
  • Kippers at Billingsgate
  • Knightsbridge Too Far
  • Knock on Norwood
  • Know It All Hill Gate
  • Knowledge of All Six Zones
  • Kyoto Garden Koi

L: 60 names

  • Ladbroke Grove Groovers
  • Lady Godiva Savers
  • Ladywell Wishers
  • Lambeth Bridge Pineapples
  • Lambeth Walkers
  • Lamplight Row Rangers
  • Lamplighters of St James's
  • Landlord's Special
  • Large Cod and a Wally
  • Last Orders Please
  • Last Train Home
  • Leadenhall Lunchers
  • Leaves on the Track
  • Lee Valley White Water
  • Leicester Square Roots
  • Les Quizerables of Soho
  • Let Passengers Off First
  • Let's Get Quizzical in Chiswick
  • Lewisbury Reserves
  • Lewisham Clock Tower Watchers
  • Lewisham, Lose Some
  • Leytonstone Rollers
  • Lido Lane Hoggers
  • Light at the End of the Tunnel
  • Lights, Camera, Acton
  • Limehouse Basin Boaters
  • Limehouse Cut Above
  • Liquor Lane Athletic
  • Little Venice Gondoliers
  • Liverpool Street Sprinters

L, continued

  • Living Statue Standers
  • Lock, Stock and Camden
  • Lock-In Loyalists
  • Lockside Ladies
  • Londinium Bath House
  • Londinium Legion
  • London Bridge Is Staying Up
  • London Bridge Shufflers
  • London Calling Collect
  • London Dry Wits
  • London Eye Rollers
  • London Fields Lido Lappers
  • London Particular Soup
  • London Porter Carriers
  • London Stone Rollers
  • London Weighting Lifters
  • Long Way Up at Angel
  • Longitude Zero Heroes
  • Longplayer Listeners
  • Loose Cannon Street
  • Lord Mayor's Show Floats
  • Lost in Bank Since Tuesday
  • Lost in the Maze Since Lunch
  • Lost River Fleet
  • Low Emission Zone Heroes
  • Low Tide Mudlarks
  • Lower Dockby Dynamo
  • Lunchtime Cricket in the Square Mile
  • Lundenwic Longships
  • Lycra in the Lift

M: 49 names

  • M25 Orbiters
  • Magna Carta Signatories
  • Magnolia Walls United
  • Maida Vale Maidens
  • Maida Vale of Tears
  • Maltby Street Munchers
  • Manor House Party
  • Manor House to Gibson Square
  • Marathon Mile Twenty-Three
  • Marble Arch Enemies
  • Marmalade Hill Villa
  • Marmalade Sandwich Reserve
  • Marshalsea Debtors
  • Marshes Mud Magnets
  • Marylebone Idle
  • Marylebone Monopoly Set
  • Mayfair Enough
  • Maypole on the Strand
  • Me Old Chinas
  • Meal Deal Diplomats
  • Met Our Waterloo
  • Metropolitan Purple Patch
  • Micawber's Optimists
  • Midnight Fox Patrol

M, continued

  • Mile End Zone
  • Milk Float Racers
  • Milk in First
  • Mill Hill East Shuttle
  • Mince Pies on the Prize
  • Mind the Gap
  • Mind Your Peas and Kews
  • Minor Delays United
  • Missed It by Seconds
  • Mitcham Lavender Fields
  • Mithras and Friends
  • Monument Men and Women
  • Monument Stair Counters
  • Moorhen Marauders
  • Moquette Appreciation Society
  • Morden Meets the Eye
  • Morden Via Bank
  • Morden We Can Chew
  • Mornington Crescent Rules
  • Mother of Pearl Button Pushers
  • Mudchute Mudlarks
  • Mudford Reach Rowing Club
  • Mug of Tea and a Sit Down
  • Mute Swans, Loud Fans
  • My Fair Ladies

N: 30 names

  • N1 Saw That Coming
  • Narrowboat Navigators
  • Neasden Knowledge
  • Neck and Neck at the Giraffe House
  • Nelson's Column Inches
  • Netball Under the Westway
  • Nether Drizzle Athletic
  • Never a Dulwich Moment
  • New Cross Words
  • New Malden Voyage
  • New Year's Day Parade Balloons
  • Newington Green Beans
  • Next Stop Glory
  • Next Train One Minute
  • Night Bus Nappers
  • Night Owls on the First Train
  • Nine Elms and Counting
  • No Porkies
  • North Acton Stations
  • North Circular Dodgers
  • North of the River Never South
  • Northern Line Southerners
  • Northolt, Who Goes There
  • Not a Dicky Bird
  • Not Holborn Yesterday
  • Not South of the River, Mate
  • Not to Scale
  • Notting Hill Carnival Steel
  • Notting Hill of Beans
  • Notting to See Here

O: 21 names

  • Oche Regulars
  • Off-Peak Performers
  • Old Curiosity Shoppers
  • Old Father Thames
  • Old Lady's Favorites
  • Old Spitalfields Stallholders
  • Old Street Roundabout Survivors
  • Olympia Weekends Only
  • Olympic Park Leftovers
  • On Our Jack Jones
  • Ones and Twos Laced Up
  • Open Air Theatre Umbrellas
  • Open Platform Hoppers
  • Open Till the Chips Run Out
  • Orpington Buffs
  • Our Mutual Friends
  • Oval Achievers
  • Oval and Out
  • Oval the Moon
  • Overground Underdogs
  • Oxo Tower Cubes

P: 72 names

  • Paddington Platform Dwellers
  • Paddington Stare
  • Paging Inspector Sands
  • Pancake Day Racers
  • Paper Ticket Holdouts
  • Parakeet Park Rovers
  • Parakeets of Kingston
  • Park Pitch Puddle Jumpers
  • Park Royal Flush
  • Parliament Hill Kite Flyers
  • Parsons Green Giants
  • Part Suspended
  • Passed the Knowledge
  • Pea Soup Fog Cutters
  • Pea Souper Troopers
  • Pearly Kings and Queens
  • Pease Pudding Hot
  • Peckenham Athletic
  • Peckham Rye Catchers
  • Peckham Rye Knotters
  • Peckham Rye Smiles
  • Peelers on Patrol
  • Pelican Crossing Pressers
  • Penge Avengers
  • Penny Farthing Wheelers
  • Penny University
  • Pepys Buried the Cheese
  • Peregrines on the Chimney
  • Period Features, Modern Rent
  • Peter Pan Statue Polishers
  • Petticoat Lane Bargain Hunters
  • Phone Box Librarians
  • Piccadilly Blue Notes
  • Piccadilly Circus Acts
  • Pie, Mash and Liquor
  • Pier Pressure

P, continued

  • Pig's Ear Pourers
  • Pigeon Fanciers of Trafalgar
  • Pigeon Hill Rovers
  • Pigeons on the Platform
  • Pimlico Passport Holders
  • Pinner Takes It All
  • Pint of Best
  • Pitch 47 Hackney Marshes
  • Plane Tree Shedders
  • Planned Engineering Works
  • Plaque Attack
  • Plates of Meat
  • Platform Edge Lords
  • Platform End Wanderers
  • Platform Nine and a Bit
  • Please Move Down the Carriage
  • Please Sir, More Points
  • Pool of London Sharks
  • Pool Table Coin Stackers
  • Poplar Demand
  • Porky Pie Detectors
  • Portobello Road Rummagers
  • Pound a Bowl
  • Premium Bond Street
  • Prime Meridian Straddlers
  • Primrose Hillbillies
  • Princes of Denmark Hill
  • Pub Garden Heaters
  • Pub Skittles Strikers
  • Pudding Lane Bakers
  • Puddleworth Common Ramblers
  • Purley Gates
  • Putney Money Where Your Mouth Is
  • Putney on the Ritz
  • Putney to Mortlake
  • Putneyford Swifts

Q: 8 names

  • Queen Mary's Rose Gardeners
  • Queen of the Suburbs
  • Queensway or the Highway
  • Quiz Machine Millionaires
  • Quiz Me Quick, Hackney Wick
  • Quizlington
  • Quiztopher Wren
  • Quizzy Lizzie Line

R: 39 names

  • Rabbit and Pork Talkers
  • Rag and Bone Collectors
  • Rail Replacement Bus Service
  • Raynes Park Stopped Play
  • Reading Room Rebels
  • Red Bus Rovers
  • Red Pillar Boxers
  • Regent's Canal Towpath Trotters
  • Regent's Park Chain Gang
  • Regent's Park Rounders
  • Regulating the Service
  • Rent Is Too High
  • Reply All Regrets
  • Richmond Hill View
  • Richmond Park Deer Dodgers
  • Richmond Park Lap Counters
  • Ring-Necked Parakeets
  • River Bus Regulars
  • River Lea Rowers
  • Rolling Stock Rollers
  • Roman Wall Flowers
  • Romford Wasn't Built in a Day
  • Rose Theatre Players
  • Rotherhithe Mayflowers
  • Rotherhithe Peninsula Loopers
  • Rotten Row Riders
  • Round Pond Model Yachters
  • Round the Houses
  • Roundabout End Reserves
  • Rounders on the Heath
  • Routemaster Conductors
  • Royal Docks Rowers
  • Rub-a-Dub Regulars
  • Ruby Murray Club
  • Ruislip of the Tongue
  • Running for the Last Train
  • Rush Goalie Rules
  • Rush Hour Crush
  • Russell Square Sprouts

S: 97 names

  • Sad Desk Salad
  • Saloon Bar Sages
  • Salt and Vinegar Squad
  • Salt Beef Beigel Brigade
  • Sausage and Mash Counters
  • Saved by the Whitechapel Bell
  • Saveloy and Chips
  • Savile Row Suits
  • Seat Offerers Anonymous
  • Second to Nunhead
  • Serpentine Christmas Swim
  • Serpentine Swimmers
  • Seven Dials Tone
  • Seven Noses of Soho
  • Seven Sisters and a Brother
  • Seven-a-Side South Circular
  • Severe Delays Athletic
  • Shadwell Basin Splashers
  • Shaftesbury Avenue Stagehands
  • Sheen and Not Heard
  • Sheep Across the Bridge
  • Shepherd's Bush Tucker
  • Shepherd's Bush Whackers
  • Shin Pads on the Overground
  • Shooters Hill Summit Party
  • Shoreditch High Rollers
  • Shoreditchley Sunday XI
  • Shove Ha'penny Sharks
  • Sidcup Half Full
  • Sidings Lane Railwaymen
  • Signal Failure at Earl's Court
  • Signal Hill Sporting

S, continued

  • Silicon Roundabout Loopers
  • Silvertown Silver Medals
  • Six Ravens and a Spare
  • Six to a Flat Share
  • Sixteen Sixty-Sixers
  • Skin and Blisters
  • Sloane Square Dancers
  • Slowest Wheel in Town
  • Smithfield Night Shift
  • Smog Monsters
  • Smogton Alexandra
  • Smoke Rings of the Big Smoke
  • Snaresbrook Jurors
  • Snug Bar Scholars
  • Softball in the Royal Parks
  • Soho What
  • Something Will Turn Up
  • Sootwick Stanley
  • Sore Plates After Extra Time
  • Sorry, Not in Service
  • South Bank Book Stall Browsers
  • South Bank Skaters
  • South Ken Museum Crawlers
  • South of the River at This Hour
  • Southwark Bridge Nobody Uses
  • Speakers' Corner Soapboxes
  • Spitalfields Silk Weavers
  • Square Mile Slackers
  • Squirrels of the Royal Parks
  • St James's Park Pelicans
  • St Katharine Dockers
  • St Pancras Kiss Chasers

S, continued

  • St Paul's Dome Climbers
  • Stag Beetles of the South
  • Stand Clear of the Doors
  • Stand on the Right
  • Standing All the Way
  • Standing Room at the Globe
  • Step Free Access
  • Stepney Green Steppers
  • Still or Sparkling Bayswater
  • Still Pondering in Ponders End
  • Stockney Town
  • Stokey Pokey
  • Stop Press Gang
  • Stow Aways
  • Strand and Deliver
  • Strap Hangers
  • Stratford Upon Lea
  • Strawberry Hill Forever
  • Streatham Common Sense
  • Streatham High Roaders
  • Streets Paved With Goals
  • Studio With a Shower in the Kitchen
  • Sub-Surface Scholars
  • Suffragette City
  • Sunday League Hangovers
  • Sunday Roast Rotation
  • Surbiton Suburbanites
  • Surrey Quays to Success
  • Swan Upping Crew
  • Sweet Thames Run Softly
  • Swiss Cottage Cheese
  • Swiss Cottage Industry
  • Syrup of Figs

T: 94 names

  • Tabard Inn Travelers
  • Table Football Twisters
  • Take a Bow
  • Take a Chancery Lane
  • Tap In, Tap Out
  • Tate Turbine Hall Echoes
  • Taters in the Mould
  • Tea Interval Experts
  • Tea Leaf Catchers
  • Tea Urn on the Touchline
  • Teacup Hill Bowls Club
  • Team Building at the Arches
  • Teddington Bears Picnic
  • Temple Bar None
  • Temple of Zoom
  • Terminus Tacticians
  • Thames Barrier Reef
  • Thames Path Plodders
  • The Amersham Fast
  • The Big Smoke Signals
  • The Can of Ham
  • The Cheshire Cheese Board
  • The Dog and Duck Table
  • The Drain Gang
  • The Ealing Feeling
  • The Extra Mile End
  • The Game Is Afoot
  • The Giant Cat of Catford
  • The Great Wen Wanderers
  • The Kennington Loop
  • The King's Head Start

T, continued

  • The Knowledge Boys
  • The Ladder Legends
  • The Lamb and Flag Wavers
  • The Lightermen's Rest
  • The Mudlarking Society
  • The Night Bus Regulars
  • The Pickwick Club
  • The Prospect of Winning
  • The Rose and Crown Corner
  • The Shard Enders
  • The Workers' Caff
  • Theydon Bois Will Be Boys
  • Thirteen Bongs at Midnight
  • Thirty-Two Pods
  • This Train Terminates Here
  • Threadneedle Street Needles
  • Three Buses at Once
  • Three Laps of the Park
  • Three Mills Millers
  • Thrice Lord Mayor
  • Ticket Hall Thursday
  • Tide Tables Turned
  • Tidewater Stairs Swimming Club
  • Tideway Head Racers
  • Tideway Tearaways
  • Time at the Bar
  • Tin Pan Alley Cats
  • Tired of London, Tired of Life
  • Titfer Tippers
  • Toad in the Hole Diggers
  • Tom and Dick Days

T, continued

  • Tooting Bec and Call
  • Tooting Common Touch
  • Tooting Fruity
  • Tooting Our Own Horn
  • Top Deck Front Seat
  • Top Dogs of the Isle of Dogs
  • Top of Primrose Hill
  • Tottenham Court Roadies
  • Totteridge and Whetstone Sharpeners
  • Tower Block Kestrels
  • Tower Bridge Lift Times
  • Tower Bridge of Knowledge
  • Tower of Babble
  • Tower Ravens
  • Towpath End Harriers
  • Towpath Tempo Runners
  • Traitors' Gate Crashers
  • Trinity Buoy Wharf Rats
  • Tube Map Readers
  • Tudor Rose Garden
  • Tuesday to Thursday Office
  • Tufnell Parkas
  • Tufnelton Thistle
  • Turn Again Whittington
  • Turning Circle Experts
  • Turnpike Lane Changers
  • Turnstile Green Old Boys
  • Turtle Doves Off
  • Twick or Treat
  • Two for a Fiver
  • Two Minutes That Take Five
  • Two Slices and a Tea

U: 14 names

  • Umbrella Inside Out
  • Uncle Ned's Lie-In
  • Under the Arches
  • Undercroft Ollies
  • Underpass Park Athletic
  • Universally Challenged in Uxbridge
  • Up for the Cup at Wembley
  • Up the Apples
  • Up the Column Without a Ladder
  • Upper Fogmore FC
  • Upstairs at the Front
  • Urban Fox Trotters
  • Use All Available Doors
  • Use Your Loaf

V: 9 names

  • Vale of Health Checkers
  • Vauxhall Bridge Trolls
  • Vauxhall of Fame
  • Velodrome Vultures
  • Via Bank or Via Charing Cross
  • Viaduct Vale Victoria
  • Vicky Park Pedalo Pirates
  • Victoria Line Sprinters
  • Victoria Sponge Fingers

W: 47 names

  • Walbrook Temple Guard
  • Walkers on the Left
  • Walkie Talkie Scorchers
  • Walthamford Old Boys
  • Walthamstow Aways
  • Walthamstow Wetlands Waders
  • Wandsworth the Wait
  • Wanstead Flat Whites
  • Wapping Great Fibs
  • Wappingham Strollers
  • Warders of the Wooden Spoon
  • Warren Street Rabbits
  • Waterloo and Behold
  • Waterloo and Witty
  • Waterloo Clock Meeters
  • Waterloo Sunset Strollers
  • We Apologise for the Delay
  • Weasel and Stoat Rack
  • Wednesday Night Under Lights
  • Welling and Able
  • Welsh Harp Sailors
  • Wembleton Third XI
  • Wembley Way Walkers

W, continued

  • West End Understudies
  • Westbourne in a Pipe
  • Westminster Bridge Bagpipes
  • Westway Wall Climbers
  • Wherry Good Indeed
  • Whispering Gallery Whisperers
  • Whistle and Flute Brigade
  • White City Limits
  • White Tower Defense
  • Whitehall Mandarins
  • Willesden Green Shoots
  • Winchmore Hillwalkers
  • Winkle Pickers
  • Within Earshot of Bow Bells
  • Wobbly Bridge Walkers
  • Wood Green With Envy
  • Woodford Green Woodpeckers
  • Woolwich Ferry Hoppers
  • Woolwich Free Riders
  • Wormwood Scrubs Up Well
  • Worshipful Company of Quizzers
  • Would You Adam and Eve It
  • Wren's Rebuilders
  • Wrong Kind of Snow

Y: 1 name

  • Yellow Line Standers

Z: 5 names

  • Zebra Crossing Guards
  • Zone Nine North End
  • Zone One Dropouts
  • Zone Six Rejects
  • Zone Two and a Half

0-9: 3 names

  • 193 Steps at Covent Garden
  • 311 Steps and a Certificate
  • 528 Steps to the Top