Canadian Team Name Generator
Funny, proud team names from coast to coast
Generate funny and proud Canadian team names for pub trivia, rec hockey, slo-pitch, bonspiels, Canada Day events and office challenges: Sorry Not Sorry, Poutine Machine, Maple Syrup Mafia, Loonie Toons, Great White Northerners and The Capital Is Ottawa.
About Canadian team names
Canadian team names tend to be jokes the team tells about itself: the apology comes first, the weather second and the score a distant third. This list keeps that affectionate tone for pub trivia, rec hockey, slo-pitch, bonspiels, Canada Day events, office challenges and fantasy leagues. Think Sorry Not Sorry, Poutine Machine, Loonie Toons, Minus Forty Club and Great White Northerners.
The 1,000 names fall into sixteen groups: sorry and politeness jokes; eh, zed and everyday slang; food; maple syrup and the sugar shack; shinny and road hockey; winter; wildlife; loonies, toonies and tax; cottage, canoe and long weekend names; province, city and area code pride; Quebec French names; trivia and Parliament names; slo-pitch, three-down football and other rec sports; Canada Day and True North names; office, commute and school life; and small-town, plaid and northern names.
A few words may need explaining outside Canada. A toque is a knitted winter hat, a loonie and a toonie are the one and two dollar coins, shinny is pickup hockey and a bonspiel is a curling tournament. The French names use Quebec expressions, such as Attache ta Tuque, roughly "hold on to your hat". Try a slang or French name on a local before it goes on a jersey.
How to choose Canadian team names
- Match the name to the event. The Capital Is Ottawa suits pub trivia, Shinny Legends a road hockey tournament, Slo-Pitch Sluggers the summer league, Bonspiel Breakfast Club a curling weekend and Steps to Whitehorse an office step challenge.
- Say it out loud the way the quizmaster or the scorekeeper will. Short names such as Give'r, Plan Eh and Rouge One are easy to call and fit on a score sheet.
- Pick a regional name only if it is your region. Stubble Jumpers, Bluenosers, The 204 and Bytown Bureaucrats land best when the team can claim them.
- For a bilingual team, a French name such as Les Pas Pires or Lâche Pas la Patate works well, as long as someone on the team can say it and explain it.
- Keep pro and junior club nicknames, brand names and Indigenous names and imagery out of a joke name, and search a name before you print it on shirts to see who else uses it.
Frequently asked questions
What are some funny Canadian team names?
Sorry Not Sorry, Poutine Machine, Loonie Toons, Maple Syrup Mafia and Aggressively Polite get a laugh without much explaining. For a drier joke, try Third in Our Division of Three, Humbly the Greatest or Strong and Free Agents.
What is a good Canadian name for a pub trivia team?
Trivia names here lean on things Canadians learn at school and on TV: The Capital Is Ottawa, Eleven Points on the Leaf, I Smell Burnt Toast, Robertson Screwdrivers and Half an Hour Later in Newfoundland. Quiz in Both Official Languages suits a bilingual table.
What do the Canadian words in these names mean?
A toque is a knitted hat, a loonie is the one dollar coin and a toonie the two dollar coin, zed is the last letter of the alphabet and shinny is informal hockey. A bunnyhug is a hooded sweatshirt in Saskatchewan, a chesterfield is a couch, and give'r means to go all out. A rouge is the single point in three-down football.
Are these the names of real Canadian sports teams?
No. These are joke names for your own team, and the list was drafted to leave out the nicknames of professional and junior clubs. It was not checked against any list of teams, so a name here can still match a rec team, a school team, a trivia team or a local club somewhere. Search before you register for a league.
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All 1,000 Canadian team names
A: 27 names
- A Loonie for Your Thoughts
- A Mari Usque Ad Mare
- A Part of Our Heritage
- A Sorry State of Affairs
- Above the 49th
- After You, No After You
- Aggressively Polite
- All-Dressed and Nowhere to Go
- All-Dressed for Success
- All-Dressed Up
- Almost Regional Champions
- America's Hat
- Antler Envy
- Anything to Declare
- Apologies in Advance
- Apologize First, Score Later
- Apology Accepted
- Apples and Ginos
- Arena Lobby Loiterers
- Attache ta Tuque
- August Long Loungers
- Aurora Borealis at This Time of Year
- Auto-Draft From the Cottage
- Autumn Colours Tour
- Avro Arrow Believers
- Award of Excellence Badge Earners
- Axe Throwers Anonymous
B: 70 names
- B Side Winners
- Back Bacon Backers
- Backbenchers
- Backyard Rink Flooders
- Bag Skate Survivors
- Bagel Rollers
- Bagged Milk Believers
- Bagged Milk Mafia
- Bantam Weights
- Barrel Over the Falls
- Basement Mini Sticks League
- Bear in the Backyard
- Bear Spray Carriers
- Beauty Day
- Beauty, Eh
- Beaver Lodge Brothers
- Beaver on the Nickel
- Beavers With a Blueprint
- Beep Test Dropouts
- Beer Garden Infielders
- Beluga Chorus
- Best in the Township
- Big Nickel Buffs
- Bike Lane Snow Clearing Fans
- Bilingual Cereal Box Readers
- Bilingues et Fiers
- Bills That Survive the Wash
- Bimetallic Bandits
- Birling Brigade
- Birthday Cake on Parliament Hill
- Birthplace of Confederation
- Black Fly Season
- Black Ice Ballet
- Black Spruce Bruisers
- Blackfly Swatters
B, continued
- Block Heater Heroes
- Blue Box Sorters
- Blueberry Grunt Workers
- Bluenose on the Dime
- Bluenosers
- Boardroom Bonspiel
- Boards and Benches
- Boards Made of Snowbanks
- Boathouse Rockers
- Bonne Fête Canada
- Bonspiel Breakfast Club
- Boots for Goalposts
- Boreal Chorus Frogs
- Boreal Force
- Bottle Depot Millionaires
- Bottle Drive Captains
- Box Lacrosse Bruisers
- Boxing Day Bargain Hunters
- Bridge City Trolls
- Bridge Closed Again
- Bring Your Skates to Work
- Bringing Home the Back Bacon
- Bronze Is Basically Gold
- Broomball Sweepers
- Bûcherons du Dimanche
- Buffalo Check Mates
- Bug Jacket Fashion
- Bunkie Bunch
- Bunnyhug Brigade
- Bus Cancellation Watchers
- Butter Tart Bandits
- Butter Tart Brigade
- Butter Tart Trail Blazers
- Bye Week at the Lake
- Bytown Bureaucrats
C: 90 names
- C Event Finalists
- C'est le Fun
- Cabane à Sucre
- Caesar Salutes
- Call of the Loon
- Camp Robber Jays
- Camp Sing-Along Leaders
- Campsite Reservation Refreshers
- Canada Day Long Weekenders
- Canada Day Parade Floats
- Canada Geese in Formation
- Canadarm Reach
- Canadian Content Quota
- Canadian Shield Maidens
- Canal Commuters
- Canoe Heads
- Canoe Museum Curators
- Canoe Route Planners
- Canoe Trip Chaperones
- Canola Do It
- Canola Field Selfies
- Canteen Fries Connoisseurs
- Capture the Flag Veterans
- Caribou Crossing
- Caribou in the Rear-View
- Caribou on the Quarter
- Castors Affairés
- Casual Plaid Friday
- Causeway Crossers
- Cedar Strip Canoe Builders
C, continued
- Celery Stick Stirrers
- Celsius the Day
- Centre Block Party
- Cereal Box French
- Chainsaw Carvers
- Chase the Ace
- Cheque Is in the Mail Strike
- Chesterfield Champions
- Chesterfield Quarterbacks
- Chickadee Dee Dees
- Chickadees at the Feeder
- Chinook Chasers
- Chocolate Almond Fundraisers
- Chocolate Milk Ticket Holders
- Chuckwagon Chasers
- Church Supper Regulars
- Civic Duty Free
- Civic Holiday Heroes
- Class Trip to the Capital
- Closing Up the Cottage
- Co-op Coffee Row
- Co-op Term Commuters
- Coast to Coast Rushers
- Coast to Coast to Coast
- Cobra Chickens
- Cod Tongue Twisters
- Coffee Row Experts
- Coffee Run Volunteers
- Coin Roll Wrappers
- Colour With a U
C, continued
- Combine Pilots
- Commissioner's Cabin
- Common Loons, Uncommon Skill
- Community Hall of Fame
- Concession Road Crew
- Confederation Celebration
- Consolation Final Champions
- Construction Season
- Converting to Metric
- Convocation Hall Echoes
- Core French Survivors
- Cottage Traffic Jammers
- Couch Cushion Loonies
- County Fair Pie Judges
- Coureurs des Bois
- Courtesy Wave
- Cowtown Roundup
- Crazy Carpet Pilots
- Crokinole Flickers
- Cross-Border Shoppers
- Cross-Country Meet Mudders
- Crosscut Crew
- Crown Land Campers
- Cultural Mosaic Tile Setters
- Curbside Couch Collectors
- Curd Mentality
- Curd Nerds
- Curds and Ways
- Curling Club Bar Regulars
- Customs and Manners
D: 29 names
- Dam Builders Local
- Dam Good
- Dark and Robust
- Date Square Dancers
- Deep End Zone Dwellers
- Deeply Sorry Dynasty
- Deet Elite
- Dempster Highway Detour
- Deposit on the Empties
- Desire a Better Country
- Désolé, Pas Désolé
- Diamond in the Rough Infield
- Dill Pickle Chip Dippers
- Dock In Day
- Dock Spider Spotters
- Dodgeball in the Portable
- Dominion Day Throwbacks
- Donair Affair
- Donair Sauce Defenders
- Double-Double Overtime
- Down East Feast
- Draft Day in a Snowstorm
- Dragon Boat Drummers
- Draveurs du Samedi
- Driveway Shovel Olympians
- Driveway Slapshot Dents
- Dugout Sunflower Spitters
- Duotang Organizers
- Duty Free Agents
E: 24 names
- Eavestrough Cleaners
- Egg Carton Engineers
- Eh Bunch of Keeners
- Eh Few Good Friends
- Eh for Effort
- Eh for Excellent
- Eh Game
- Eh Plus Students
- Eh to Zed
- Eleven Points on the Leaf
- Empties Returners
- Encyclopedia Canadiana
- End of the Dock
- Engineers in Purple
- Équipe Poutine
- Équipe Tarte au Sucre
- Équipe Tiguidou
- Euchre Lone Hands
- Evaporator Operators
- Exchange Rate Victims
- Excuse Us, Coming Through
- Excusez-Nous
- Extra Gravy
- Extreme Cold Advisory
F: 55 names
- Face Paint Flag Bearers
- Fahrenheit for the Oven Only
- Fairgrounds Finalists
- Fall Fair Red Ribbons
- Fall Supper Seconds
- Family Day Off
- Fantasy League of Nations
- Fathers of Confusion
- Feels Like Minus Fifty
- Feet and Inches for Height Only
- Ferry Lineup Veterans
- Fiddlehead Foragers
- Fifteen Two, Fifteen Four
- Fifty-Fifty Draw Winners
- Fill Your Boots
- Fire Tower Lookouts
- First of All, Sorry
- First Past the Post
- First Run Sap
- First to Ten, Win by Two
- Fishing Derby Liars
- Five A.M. Practice Parents
- Five Klicks Down the Road
- Five Yards of Courtesy
- Five-Pin Kingpins
- Five-Pin Thinkers
- Flag on a Backpack
F, continued
- Flamingo Blockers
- Flapper Pie Fanatics
- Flexed Arm Hang Champions
- Float Plane Fleet
- Floor Hockey Felt Pucks
- Flurry of Activity
- Fool's Spring
- Forest City Foragers
- Forty to One
- Four Corners Gang
- Four-Way Stop Standoff
- Fourth Place, No Regrets
- Free Health Care, Costly Errors
- French Immersion Dropouts
- Fresh From the Mint
- Fricot Friday
- Friday Night Meat Draw
- Friday Northbound
- Friendly Manitobans
- From Far and Wide
- From Sea to Sea
- Frosh Week Veterans
- Frost Quake
- Frozen Eyelashes
- Frozen Slough Stars
- Frozen Turf Tacticians
- Fundy Tide Riders
- Funspiel First-Timers
G: 39 names
- Game Called on Account of Supper
- Game On, Car
- Garage Door Target Practice
- Garbage Goal Getters
- Garburator Gang
- Garlic Fingers Crossed
- Geese Own the Bike Path
- Giant Perogy Pilgrims
- Ginger Beef Believers
- Give a Dam
- Give'r
- Give'r Till She Goes
- Glorious and Free
- GO Train Nappers
- Golden and Delicate
- Golden Marshmallow Guild
- Good Enough for the Rec League
- Good Heads
- Goose Poop Dodgers
- Got Change for a Toonie
- Governors General of Knowledge
- Gracious in Defeat, Mostly
- Grad Trip to the Mountains
- Grade A Amber
- Grade Eh
- Grade Thirteen Graduates
- Grain Bin Gurus
- Grain Elevator Operators
- Great White Northerners
- Green Bin Champions
- Green Bin Raiders
- Green Garbage Bag Inventors
- Green Twenties
- Grid Road Racers
- Gridlock on the Gardiner
- Grinders and Muckers
- GST Rebate Cheque Cashers
- Gunwale Bobbers
- Gym Strip Forgetters
H: 32 names
- Hail Caesars
- Half an Hour Later in Newfoundland
- Halifax Donair Devotees
- Haligonian Hooligans
- Harbour City Slickers
- Headpin Hunters
- Heritage Minute Men and Women
- Highest Tides, Lowest Scores
- Hinterland Who's Who Flutists
- Hissing Geese of the Parking Lot
- Hockey Hair Don't Care
- Hodge Podge Squad
- Hogtown Heroes
- Holy Perogy
- Home Run Limit Reached
- Honk If You're Losing
- Honk Twice for Geese
- Honour Roll With a U
- Honourable Mentions
- Horsefly Dodgers
- Hosers and Posers
- Hot Chocolate Intermission
- Hot Chocolate Thermos Sharers
- Hot Dam
- Hot Dog Day Volunteers
- Hot Lunch Helpers
- House Hippo Sanctuary
- How About That, Eh
- Huffin' Puffins
- Humble and Kind of Good
- Humbly the Greatest
- Hydro Bill Blues
I: 12 names
- I Smell Burnt Toast
- Ibuprofen and Ice Packs
- Ice Road Regulars
- Ice Scraper Gladiators
- Ice Sculpture Critics
- Ice Storm Troopers
- If You Don't Mind
- In All of Us Command
- In Canadian Dollars
- Indoor Shoes Only
- Invented Basketball, Bad at It
- It's a Dry Cold
J: 6 names
- J-Stroke Jockeys
- Je Suis un Ananas
- Jersey Day Every Day
- Jiggs Dinner Winners
- July First Responders
- Jumper Cable Society
K: 14 names
- Kawartha Cruisers
- Keeners
- Kerfuffle Makers
- Ketchup Chip Connoisseurs
- Ketchup Chip Fingers
- Ketchup Chip Thieves
- Kick It Through for One
- Kickball in Snow Boots
- Kilometre Collectors
- Kilometres to Go
- King of the Snow Hill
- Kitchen Party Animals
- Klicks Per Hour
- Klondike Fever
L: 78 names
- La Gang des Fèves au Lard
- La Ligue du Vieux Poêle
- La Poudrerie
- Labour Day Last Hurrah
- Lace Biters
- Lâche Pas la Patate
- Lacrosse the Line
- Lakehead Leaders
- Land of the Midnight Fun
- Last Letter Is Zed
- Last Place Buys the Wings
- Left Bower Power
- Left Coasters
- Legion Hall Regulars
- Les Amis du Chalet
- Les As de la Glace
- Les Bâtons Brisés
- Les Bernaches
- Les Bleuets
- Les Bons Vivants
- Les Cinq à Sept
- Les Cônes Orange
- Les Deux de Pique
- Les Érables Rouges
- Les Fous du Fromage en Grains
- Les Frileux
- Les Gagnants Polis
- Les Huards
- Les Joyeux Lurons
- Les Lève-Tôt
- Les Maringouins
- Les Mitaines Perdues
- Les Mordus du Sirop d'Érable
- Les Mouches Noires
- Les Nids-de-Poule
- Les Orignaux
- Les Ouaouarons
- Les Pas Pires
- Les Patins Rouillés
L, continued
- Les Pelleteux de Nuages
- Les Petits Pains Chauds
- Les Pieds Gelés
- Les Raquetteurs
- Les Rois du Pâté Chinois
- Les Tannants
- Les Tourtières
- Les Trois Étoiles
- Les Tuques Bleues
- Lettuce and Flow
- Library Book Sale Scouts
- Lighthouse Keepers Local
- Limestone City Scholars
- Line Fence Neighbours
- Litres of Knowledge
- Living Skies
- Lobster Roll Models
- Lobster Trap Setters
- Log Driver's Waltzers
- Long Field, Short Memory
- Long Weekend Out of Office
- Long Weekend Tournament Champs
- Long Weekend Warriors
- Longest Coastline, Shortest Memory
- Longest Undefended Banter
- Loon Calls at Midnight
- Loon Squad
- Loonie at Centre Ice
- Loonie Lovers
- Loonie Toons
- Loonies and Toonies
- Loons on the Loonie
- Loose Toques
- Lost It in the Midnight Sun
- Lost My Toque
- Lotusland Loungers
- Lucky Loonie Buriers
- Lumberjack and Jill
- Lunch Hour Skaters
M: 50 names
- Maple Butter Fingers
- Maple Cream of the Crop
- Maple Glazed and Confused
- Maple Keys to Victory
- Maple Leaf Forever Young
- Maple Leaf on the Luggage
- Maple Syrup Mafia
- Maple Taffy Pullers
- March Break Escape Artists
- Maritime Kitchen Party
- Marmot Whistlers
- May Long Legends
- May Two-Four Crew
- McIntosh Apple Polishers
- Meat Draw Hopefuls
- Merci Beaucoup, Eh
- Mercy Rule Regulars
- Metric Until We Bake
- Midnight Sun Chasers
- Mighty Moose Calves
- Mile Zero Heroes
- Milk Bag Snippers
- Milk Program Monitors
- Mind If We Win
- Minding Our Manners
M, continued
- Mini Stick Champions
- Minnow Bucket Brigade
- Minor Kerfuffle
- Minority Government
- Minus Forty Club
- Missed the Last Ferry
- Mitts of Stone
- Moon Mist Mavericks
- Moose Before Noon
- Moose Call Champions
- Moose Crossing
- Moose in the Headlights
- Moral Victory Parade
- More Lakes Than Answers
- Mosaic Makers
- Mosquito Division Veterans
- Mothers of Confederation
- Motion Before the Snap
- Motion of Non-Confidence
- Much Obliged
- Musical Ride Along
- Muskeg Trekkers
- Muskoka Chair Athletes
- Muskox Huddle
- My Two Loonies
N: 24 names
- Nanaimo Bar None
- Nanaimo Bar Raisers
- Neighbours With a U
- Net in the Snowbank
- Next Goal Wins
- Nice Neighbours to the North
- Nice Until the Whistle
- Nickel Belt Buckles
- Nickel City Shiners
- Night Danger Moose
- No Fair Catch
- No More Pennies
- No, You First
- No-See-Um Nation
- North of 49
- North of Sixty
- Not Bad for a Tuesday
- Not Bad, Eh
- Not Even Sorry
- Not Toronto, Ottawa
- Notwithstanding Our Score
- November Football Weather
- Novice Division Veterans
- Number One Highway Hypnosis
O: 24 names
- Ocean Playground Supervisors
- Office Hockey Pool Sharks
- Okanagan Peach Fuzz
- Old Barn Echoes
- Old-Timers League
- Old-Timers With New Knees
- One Lost Mitten
- One Stoplight Town
- Opening Weekend Mice
- Orange Ball Brawlers
- Orange Cone Zone
- Order of Good Cheer
- Order of Quizzical Merit
- Order Paper Pushers
- Où Est la Bibliothèque
- Our Sincere Apologies
- Out at Camp
- Out for a Rip
- Out of Office Until Tuesday
- Outdoor Rink Shovel Brigade
- Outfield Dandelion Pickers
- Outhouse Racers
- Over Forty and Sore
- Overnight Parking Permit Holders
P: 77 names
- Paddle Song Singers
- Paint Roller Originals
- Pancake Breakfast Flippers
- Pancake Breakfast Patriots
- Parachute Day Champions
- Pardon Our Points
- Pardon Our Reach
- Paris of the Prairies
- Parka Life
- Parkade Prowlers
- Parliament Hill Climbers
- Participation Pin Earners
- Pas Pire Pantoute
- Pass the Gravy
- Patio Season at Ten Degrees
- Payroll and Poutine
- Peace Tower Clock Watchers
- Peace, Order and Good Guesses
- Peameal Dream Team
- Peameal on a Bun
- Peanut Butter Pioneers
- Peewee Powerhouse
- Pencil Crayon Posse
- Penniless Since the Mint Quit
- Per My Last Apology
- Permafrost Bites
- Perogy Pinchers
- Perogy Posse
- Pickerel Cheeks
- Picture Province Posers
- Pie Wedge Collectors
- Pineapple on Pizza Pioneers
- Pingo Climbers
- Pioneer Village Field Trip
- Pitching Mat Marksmen
- Plaid Company
- Plan Eh
- Plastic Stick Sword Fighters
P, continued
- Playoff Pool Bottom Feeders
- Please and Thank You
- Plugged In Overnight
- Plus Fifteen Walkers
- Plus Tax
- Pocketful of Loonies
- Polar Bear Dippers
- Polar Bear on the Toonie
- Polar Dip at the Dock
- Polite Applause
- Politely Dominant
- Pond Hockey Poets
- Population Sign Updaters
- Portable Classroom Alumni
- Portage and Main Course
- Portage Complainers
- Portage Trail Mix
- Post Office Gossip
- Pothole Slalom
- Poutine Before Practice
- Poutine It Out There
- Poutine Machine
- Poutine on the Ritz
- Poutine Routine
- Poutine Toujours
- Prairie Dog Town Council
- Prairie Sky Watchers
- Precambrian Shielders
- Preemptively Sorry
- Première Étoile
- Pretty Decent, Actually
- Pretty Good, Eh
- Pride of the Peg
- Pride of the Prairies
- Prospectors and Speculators
- Proudly Lukewarm
- Provincials Bound, Maybe
- Public Skate Wall Huggers
- Punt on Second Down
Q: 4 names
- Queen City Kings and Queens
- Question Period
- Quietly Patriotic
- Quiz in Both Official Languages
R: 40 names
- Raccoon on the Deck Again
- Raccoons of the Alley
- Rain Delay Card Sharks
- Rain Fly Wranglers
- Raincouver Umbrellas
- Raisins or No Raisins
- Range Road Runners
- Rappie Pie Rookies
- Reading Week Recovery
- Real Beauties
- Rec League All-Stars
- Recorder Karate Black Belts
- Red and White Knights
- Red Dirt Road Trippers
- Red Maple Rebels
- Red Mittens
- Red Serge Surge
- Reflexive Apologizers
- Reluctant Snowbirds
- Remote Starters
- Rep Team Carpool
- Reply All, Sorry
- Residence Floor Rivals
- Rideau Hall Monitors
- Ringers From the Next Town
- Ringette Ringers
- Rink Canteen Critics
- Rink Shack Philosophers
- Road Hockey Royalty
- Robertson Screwdrivers
- Rodeo Clowns in Toques
- Rois de la Rondelle
- Rouge One
- Rouge Runners
- Round to the Nearest Nickel
- Royal City Regulars
- Royal Commission on Snacks
- RRSP Deadline Dashers
- Runny Butter Tarts
- Rush Hour on the Deerfoot
S: 137 names
- Safe at the Lake
- Safety Patrol Sashes
- Salt Stain Nation
- Sap Bucket List
- Sapling Squad
- Sappy Campers
- Saskatoon Berry Pickers
- Sauce Brune à Volonté
- Sawdust in Our Boots
- Say Cheese Curds
- Screened Porch Sitters
- Second Intermission Snackers
- Second Largest and Proud
- Second Place at the Fall Fair
- Septic Bed Tiptoers
- Serviette Society
- Seven Run Inning Max
- Seventy Cents on the Dollar
- Shale Infield Sliders
- Shield Lake Swimmers
- Shield Rock Stars
- Shinny at Sundown
- Shinny Legends
- Shoes Off at the Door
- Shopping Cart Loonie
- Shorts at Plus Five
- Shovel the Rink First
- Shuttle Run Survivors
- Sideroad Sixteen
- Signal Hill Sprinters
- Signal Problems at Union
- Single Point Specialists
- Site Booked at Seven Sharp
- Six A.M. Ice Time
S, continued
- Six Months of Winter
- Six Time Zones, Zero Clues
- Skate Guard Forgetters
- Skate Tying Parents
- Skates Tied Too Tight
- Skateway Stragglers
- Skating on Thin Ice
- Skookum Choice
- Skookum Squad
- Skunk Under the Deck
- Skywalk Shortcutters
- Slo-Pitch Sluggers
- Slo-Pitch, Fast Talk
- Slow as Syrup in January
- Smoke Follows Beauty
- Smoked Meat Sandwich Stackers
- Snow Bowl Survivors
- Snow Brush Swordfighters
- Snow Day Hopefuls
- Snow Day Radio Listeners
- Snow Day Slackers
- Snow Fence Installers
- Snow Fort Engineers
- Snow in May
- Snow Pants in the Hallway
- Snow Pitch Champions
- Snow Tire Syndicate
- Snowbank Parkers
- Snowbirds Flying South
- Snowblower Envy
- Snowplow Parents
- Snowy Owls After Dark
- Soccer Baseball Sluggers
- Soft Hands, Cold Feet
S, continued
- Soo Crew
- Sorry About the Score
- Sorry for the Inconvenience
- Sorry for Winning
- Sorry in Both Official Languages
- Sorry Not Sorry
- Sorry Sorry Sorry
- Sorry to Bother You
- Sorry to Interrupt Your Streak
- Sorry We're Late, It Snowed
- Sorry You Bumped Into Us
- Sorry, After You
- Sorry, Excuse Us
- Sorry, Not Our Fault
- Sorry, Our Bad
- Sorry, Was That Your Trophy
- Sorry, We Insist
- Sorry, Were You Using That
- Sorry, Wrong Answer
- Sorry, You Go Ahead
- Sourtoe Survivors
- Spare Change Agents
- Spawning Salmon Run
- Speech From the Throne
- Spelling Bee Zed Finishers
- Spile Drivers
- Split and Stack
- Sponge Puck Legends
- Spring Refund Dreamers
- Spud Islanders
- Square Dance Unit Survivors
- Square Drive Devotees
- Squeaky Curds
- Stampede Breakfast Lineup
S, continued
- Standard Time Lords
- Standing on Guard
- Stat Holiday Seekers
- Steeltown Strong
- Step Count Across the Country
- Steps to Whitehorse
- Stick in the Middle
- Stick Tap Salute
- Storm Chip Stockpilers
- Straight Eh Students
- Strategic Syrup Reserve
- Street Hockey Net Movers
- Streetlight Overtime
- Strong and Free Agents
- Strong, Free and Fashionably Late
- Stubble Jumpers
- Sugar Bush Field Trip
- Sugar Bush Leaguers
- Sugar Camp Counsellors
- Sugar Maple Shakers
- Sugar Pie Charts
- Sugar Shack Attack
- Sugar Shack Regulars
- Sugaring Off Party
- Sunday Night Shinny
- Sunday Skate and Brunch
- Sunday Southbound Crawl
- Sweet Sap of Success
- Sweet Sticky Victory
- Sweet Water Boilers
- Syrup Heist Suspects
- Syrup on Everything
- Syrup Sippers
- Syrup Smugglers
- Syrup Sommeliers
T: 96 names
- Taffy on Snow
- Take Off, Hosers
- Tamarack Attack
- Tax Free Savers
- Tax Not Included
- Team No Raisins
- Tempête de Neige
- Ten Provinces, Three Territories
- Tendy Whisperers
- Terminal City Limits
- Thank You Kindly
- Thanking the Bus Driver
- Thanks for Having Us
- Thanksgiving in October Classic
- Thaw Enforcement
- The 204
- The 250 Islanders
- The 306 Mafia
- The 401 Crawlers
- The 55-Yard Liners
- The 709ers
- The 780 Club
- The 905ers
- The Apology Tour
- The Back Concession
- The Big Cheese Curds
- The Boil Overs
- The Canadarm Wrestlers
- The Capital Is Ottawa
- The Eh List
- The Fourth Line
- The Last Spike
T, continued
- The Loyal Opposition
- The Modest Achievers
- The Polite Company
- The Purple Tens
- The Sap Runners
- The Sorry Lot
- The Sugarmakers
- The Syrup Cartel
- The Unapologetics
- The Washroom Lineup
- The Wawa Goose Watchers
- Thermos Guardians
- Third and Long Weekend
- Third in Our Division of Three
- Three Down Territory
- Three Downs and Out
- Three Layers Deep
- Tidal Bore Riders
- Tiger Tail Chasers
- Tiguidou
- Timekeeper's Favourites
- Tin Boat Captains
- Tin Can Syrup Collectors
- Tire sur la Neige
- Toboggan Hill Daredevils
- Toboggan Run Regulars
- Tongue on the Flagpole
- Too Nice to Trash Talk
- Toonie Toss Champions
- Toonie Town
- Top Shelf Where Mama Hides the Cookies
- Toque and Dagger
T, continued
- Toque Hair Tuesday
- Toque of Genius
- Toque Show Hosts
- Toque Weather Friends
- Tournament Weekend Tenters
- Tourtière Pioneers
- Toutons of Fun
- Townies and Baymen
- Township Line Dancers
- Track and Field Day Ribbons
- Trail Groomers
- Trans-Canada Truckers
- Tree Tappers
- Triple Eh
- Trois Sacs de Lait
- True North Trivia
- True North Underdogs
- True Patriot Glove
- Tubing Wipeouts
- Tulip Festival Tiptoers
- Tunnel Rats of Downtown
- Tuques et Mitaines
- Twelve on the Field
- Twenty in the Hole
- Two Loonies Short
- Two Minutes for Looking So Good
- Two Paddles, No Plan
- Two Seasons: Winter and Roadwork
- Two-Dollar Coin Collectors
- Two-Sailing Wait
- Two-Seater Outhouse
- Type Eh Personalities
U: 8 names
- Ultimate Geese Chasers
- Underground Pathway Navigators
- Universal Team Care
- Unlimited Arc
- Unparliamentary Language
- Up at the Lake
- Up North Somewhere
- Upstairs Neighbours
V: 11 names
- Very Dark, Strong Taste
- Victoria Day Planners
- Victory Lap Year
- Virtual Trek to Tofino
- Visor Fog Wipers
- Vitamin Eh
- Vive l'Hiver
- Vive le Pouding Chômeur
- Volunteer Fire Hall Pancakes
- Voyageur Spirit
- Voyageurs du Vendredi
W: 31 names
- Waffle Lot of Syrup
- Waggle Room
- Waiver Wire in a Whiteout
- Walkie-Talkie Talkers
- Walking to Tuktoyaktuk
- Warming Shack Regulars
- Water Ski Wobblers
- Waving You Through
- We Said Sorry Twice
- We Stand on Guard for Tea
- Welcome Sign Greeters
- West Coast Best Coast
- Wet Mittens on the Heater
- Wheat Field Dreamers
- White Birch Society
- Wider Field Theory
- Wild Rose Wranglers
- Wind Chill Warning
- Windrow Warriors
- Windshield Scrapers
- Winter Cyclists Anonymous
- Winter Parking Ban
- Winter Tire Changeover
- Winterlude Wanderers
- Winterpeg Warm-Ups
- With Glowing Hearts
- Wobbly Ankles
- Wood Pile Philosophers
- Wool Sock Rotation
- Work Boots and Wool Socks
- Working From Home in a Blizzard
Y: 2 names
- Yours to Discover
- Yukon Gold Standard
Z: 8 names
- Zamboni Door Openers
- Zamboni Lap of Honour
- Zed Before Bed
- Zed Heads
- Zed Is the Final Answer
- Zed's Not Dead
- Zipped to the Chin
- Zone Finals or Bust