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Funny vegetable names for a named plant in the garden, a class vegetable, a produce mascot or a giant-vegetable show entry: first-name puns like Brock Lee and Artie Choke, mock titles such as Count Carrotula, phrase puns like Leek of Faith and deadpan names like Phil from Payroll.

About funny vegetable names

A vegetable pun usually works in one of three ways. The vegetable hides inside an ordinary first name (Brock Lee, Artie Choke, Beetrice, Rhoda Tiller), it takes a title it has not earned (Count Carrotula, Sir Leeks-a-Lot, Admiral Asparagus), or it replaces a similar-sounding word in a phrase everyone knows (Leek of Faith, Onion Second Thought, Chard to Say). The list covers all three, with a group for each common vegetable: tomato, pea, bean, corn, beet, onion, pepper, cucumber, broccoli, cabbage, leek, radish and eggplant.

Beyond the puns there are characters. Villains such as The Sinister Sprout and The Grim Peeler face heroes like Captain Vitamin and The Crunch Crusader, storybook figures turn up as Sherlock Shallot and Sir Lance-a-Leek, and alliterative names (Lanky Leek Larry, Plucky Parsnip Polly) suit a class vegetable or a costume. For growers there are size and shape jokes with giant-vegetable shows in mind: Needs a Forklift, Has Its Own Gravity, Two Legs McGee.

The driest option is to skip the pun and give a zucchini an ordinary name with a job attached, such as Phil from Payroll or Interim Supervisor Carl. Jokes about the dinner table and the fridge (Three More Bites, Forgotten in the Fridge) round out the list, and all of it is family-friendly.

How to choose funny vegetable names

  • Match the pun to the vegetable: Macbeet belongs on a beet and Cucumbert on a cucumber. A pun on the wrong plant needs explaining, and an explained joke stops being funny.
  • Say the name out loud before it goes on a plant label or an entry card. Brock Lee and Colin Flower work when spoken, while a spelling joke like Aubergenius is better read.
  • For a giant-vegetable show, pick a name that still works if the entry comes second: Lumpy the Magnificent is funny at any weight, while The Heavyweight Champ needs the win.
  • Naming a whole bed or a class set? Stay in one family, such as all titles (Lord Leekington, Baroness Beetroot, Major Marrow) or all office staff, so the row reads as one running joke.
  • Deadpan names suit the biggest and plainest vegetables. A two-foot marrow (an overgrown zucchini, the star of British giant-vegetable shows) called Weekend Dave gets more laughs than a cherry tomato with the same name.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny names for vegetables?

First-name puns are the classics: Brock Lee, Artie Choke, Cole Slaw and Beetrice. Mock titles come next, such as Count Carrotula, Captain Cabbage and Sir Sprouts-a-Lot, followed by phrase puns like Leek of Faith and Kale Yeah. If you prefer dry humor, call the zucchini Phil from Payroll.

What should I name a giant vegetable for a show?

Size jokes do best on an entry card: Needs a Forklift, Wheelbarrow Required, Has Its Own Gravity or Moby Marrow. For an oddly shaped root, try Two Legs McGee or Knobbly Norman. Keep the name short enough to read from a few steps away.

Are the names suitable for a classroom or school garden?

Yes. The list is written for a family audience, with no rude jokes about shapes and no jokes at the expense of real people. The alliterative names, such as Cranky Cabbage Carl and Bewildered Beet Betty, are easy for young children to say and remember.

How do I make up my own vegetable pun?

Say the vegetable slowly and listen for a first name or a common word inside it: beet sounds like beat, leek like leak, chard rhymes with hard, and mater (short for tomato) sounds like matter. Then swap it into a name or a saying, which gives you Beetrice, Leeky Faucet and Doesn't Mater. If nothing fits, put a title in front: Duke, Professor or Captain works with almost any vegetable.

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A: 29 names

  • A Head of Schedule
  • Acorn Squash Josh
  • Admiral Asparagus
  • Agent Arugula
  • Agent Double-O Okra
  • Ambassador Artichoke
  • Angry Arugula Agnes
  • Ann Dive
  • Ant-Sized Pea
  • Artichoke Hold
  • Artie Choke
  • Arugula Dracula
  • Asparagus Gus
  • Asparagus Maximus
  • Asparagus Rex
  • Asparagus the Pegasus
  • Asparagus Tips Tim
  • Assistant Manager Glenn
  • Astronaut Asparagus
  • Atomic Artichoke
  • Auber-Jeans
  • Aubergenius
  • Aubergina
  • Aubergine Eugene
  • Aubergine Machine
  • Aubrey Gene
  • Auntie Oxidant
  • Aw Shucks Chuck
  • Awkward Artichoke Arnie

B: 95 names

  • Baby Corn Bo
  • Baby Cut Bobby
  • Baby Leaf
  • Baby Spinach Blues
  • Baked Bean Ben
  • Bamboo Shoot First
  • Banana Pepper Split
  • Barb Rhu
  • Barbara's Other Squash
  • Baron Bean
  • Baron von Broccoli
  • Baroness Beetroot
  • Baseball Bat
  • Bashful Brussels Bob
  • Basil Bunch
  • Beanedict
  • Beanita
  • Beanjamin
  • Beans Means Trouble
  • Beanstalk Bandit
  • Beantley
  • Beat Around the Beet
  • Beefsteak Bill
  • Beet Box
  • Beet Boy
  • Beet Poet
  • Beet Red Fred
  • Beet Root Bert
  • Beet Street Boy
  • Beetrice
  • Beetroot Canal

B, continued

  • Beige Alan
  • Bell Bottom Pepper
  • Bell Hop Pepper
  • Bell of the Ball
  • Best Before Friday
  • Bewildered Beet Betty
  • Big Beef Bruno
  • Big Wendy
  • Bionic Broccoli
  • Bishop of Beetroot
  • Black-Eyed Pete
  • Blaze Bell Pepper
  • Blocks Out the Sun
  • Blue Collard Worker
  • Blue Ribbon Bob
  • Blushing Bert
  • Bob the Cob
  • Bob Three
  • Bob Two
  • Boiled Since Tuesday
  • Bok Bok Choy
  • Bok Choy Boy
  • Bok Joy
  • Bok Star
  • Bok to the Future
  • Bolted Again
  • Bonsai Broc
  • Bottom of the Crisper
  • Bouncing Baby Bok Choy
  • Brave Broccoli Bram
  • Breath Mint Needed
  • Brenda from the Allotment

B, continued

  • Brian the Lesser
  • Bring a Trailer
  • Brinjal Bells
  • Broad Bean Brad
  • Broc and Roll
  • Broc Around the Clock
  • Broc Solid
  • Broc the Boat
  • Broccoleo
  • Broccolette
  • Broccolina
  • Broccolini Bambini
  • Brocczilla
  • Brock Lee
  • Brock Lobster
  • Brock the Broc
  • Brussel Sprout Scout
  • Brussels Muscles
  • Brussels the Merciless
  • Buccaneer Bean
  • Buckaroo Broccoli
  • Bud Sprout
  • Bumbling Bean Barney
  • Bunion the Onion
  • Burpless Bert
  • Butter Bean Betty
  • Butter Lettuce Buttercup
  • Butterhead Fred
  • Butternut Bruce
  • Butternut Squash My Dreams
  • Butternut Try That
  • Button Cute

C: 126 names

  • Cabbage Baggage
  • Cabbage Head Fred
  • Cabbage Patch Carl
  • Cabbage Roll Call
  • Cabbage Savage
  • Cabbage the Barbarian
  • Cabbagio
  • Cabin Boy Chive
  • Caesar Pleaser
  • Can't Beet That
  • Capsaicin Jack
  • Captain Blackbean
  • Captain Cabbage
  • Captain Fiber
  • Captain Hooked on Kale
  • Captain Tears
  • Captain Vitamin
  • Carrot Cake Jake
  • Carrot Stick Nick
  • Cassava Diva
  • Caterpillar Hotel
  • Cauli Back Later
  • Cauli Flower Child
  • Cauli Good Fellow
  • Cauli Me Maybe
  • Cauli Wobbles
  • Cauli-fornia Dreamer
  • Cauliflower Ear
  • Cautious Cauliflower Cal
  • Caveman Club
  • Cayenne Wayne

C, continued

  • Cayenne You Feel It
  • Celerina
  • Celery Anne
  • Celery Cap
  • Celery Raise
  • Celery Stick Rick
  • Celery Valerie
  • Celerybrity
  • Certified Disorganic
  • Chad Chard
  • Champignon Champion
  • Champion of the Crisper
  • Chancellor Chard
  • Chard Luck
  • Chard to Say
  • Chardwick
  • Charlotte Shallot
  • Chatty Chive Charlie
  • Cheerful Chard Cheryl
  • Chef's Favorite
  • Chef's Worst Enemy
  • Cherry Bomb Tom
  • Cherry on Top Tom
  • Chick Pea Chuck
  • Chicory Dickory Dock
  • Chief Inspector Chive
  • Chili Billy
  • Chilly Chili
  • Chioggia Charlie
  • Chip Shallot
  • Chive Turkey
  • Chonkosaurus

C, continued

  • Cinderelleek
  • Clove at First Sight
  • Clove Trotter
  • Club Secretary Norman
  • Clumsy Celery Clyde
  • Coach Randy
  • Cob Webb
  • Cobbler Cobb
  • Cobby
  • Cole Slaw
  • Colin Flower
  • Colin the Adequate
  • Collard Scholar
  • Colonel Corncob
  • Commander Cuke
  • Commodore Courgette
  • Compost Bound
  • Compost Candidate
  • Cool Cuke Luke
  • Cool Hand Cuke
  • Corn Maze Runner
  • Corn on the Bob
  • Corn to Run
  • Cornelius Cobb
  • Cornelius Kernel
  • Cornucopia Hope
  • Corny Cob Connie
  • Corporal Cauliflower
  • Cosmic Cabbage
  • Couch Potato Supreme
  • Count Carrotula

C, continued

  • Count Courgette the Cruel
  • Count Kohlrabi
  • Count of Monte Crisper
  • Countess Cucumber
  • Courgette Me Not
  • Courgette Regret
  • Cousin Nigel
  • Cowboy Kale
  • Cranky Cabbage Carl
  • Creamed Corn Norm
  • Cremini Mini
  • Cress Rehearsal
  • Crisper Drawer Hermit
  • Crisphead Chris
  • Crispy Cucumber Chris
  • Crookneck the Crook
  • Cross the Spinach Line
  • Crossing Guard Marge
  • Crunchy Carl
  • Cry Baby
  • Crying Game
  • Cucumber Number Nine
  • Cucumber Slumber
  • Cucumbert
  • Cuke Box Hero
  • Cuke of Earl
  • Cuke the Fluke
  • Cukey
  • Cumber Bund
  • Cumberly
  • Cumbersome
  • Curly Kale Carl

D: 38 names

  • Daikon Dave
  • Daikon Dream
  • Daily Fiber
  • Dancing to the Beet
  • Dapper Dill Dexter
  • Dave Junior
  • Dead Beet
  • Dean of Beans
  • Deborah, Head of Marketing
  • Deeply Rooted
  • Deer Snack
  • Defender of the Dinner Plate
  • Dennis the Zucchini
  • Dentist Howard
  • Deputy Dill
  • Derek, Apparently
  • Dessert Blocker
  • Destined for Stew
  • Detective Daikon
  • Dill Pickle Dan
  • Dizzy Daikon Dan
  • Do Not Eat Yet
  • Doctor Antioxidant
  • Doctor Daikon
  • Doctor Decay
  • Doctor Dill
  • Doctor Watsonion
  • Doesn't Mater
  • Don Quixote de la Marrow
  • Don't Cry for Me
  • Don't Go Bacon My Artichoke
  • Doug the Turnip
  • Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Chive
  • Dr. Sprout, PhD
  • Drip Drip Dave
  • Duchess of Chard
  • Duke of Kale
  • Duke of Zuke

E: 24 names

  • Eager Endive Edna
  • Earl Greens
  • Earl of Edamame
  • Ebenezer Squash
  • Edamame Mia
  • Eddie Mame
  • Eggbert Plant
  • Eggplant Grant
  • Eggplant of Attack
  • Eggplant Parm Pam
  • Eggplantine
  • Eggs-traordinary Plant
  • Eggy Plantagenet
  • Elastic Asparagus
  • Elegant Eggplant Ellie
  • Elephant Garlic Ed
  • Emperor Eggplant
  • Empress Endive
  • Encumbered Cucumber
  • Endive Team Captain
  • English Seedless Cedric
  • Evil Dr. Parsnip
  • Eye Mask Eddie
  • Eyesight Insurance

F: 28 names

  • Fancy Fennel Fiona
  • Farm to Fable
  • Farmer's Pride
  • Farmer's Regret
  • Fearless Fava Frank
  • Fed to the Dog
  • Fennel Frond Friend
  • Fennel Vision
  • Fennella
  • Fennelope
  • Fickle Pickle
  • First Mate Fennel
  • First Prize Fred
  • Five a Day Faye
  • Five Alarm Fiona
  • Flo Ret
  • Florentine Flo
  • Flower Power Cauli
  • Forgotten in the Fridge
  • Franken-Bean
  • Frankenstalk
  • Free-Range Root
  • Frostbite Fennel
  • Frostbitten Fritz
  • Fruit in Disguise
  • Fun Guy
  • Future Pickle
  • Future Soup

G: 38 names

  • Gail the Kale
  • Galactic Garlic
  • Gar Lick
  • Garbanzo Gonzo
  • Gardener's Revenge
  • Garlic Breath of Fresh Air
  • Garlic Garth
  • Garlicia
  • Garlinda
  • General Gherkin
  • General Greens
  • Gerald Again
  • Gherkin Jerkin
  • Gherkin Perkins
  • Gherkinson
  • Ghost Pepper Gary
  • Giant at the Top of the Stalk
  • Giddy Gourd Gil
  • Giggly Gherkin Gwen
  • Ginger Snap Root
  • Gladys of the Greenhouse
  • Going Through a Growth Spurt
  • Golden Beet Goldie
  • Goldilox and the Three Beans
  • Good Egg Plant
  • Good Golly Miss Cauli
  • Governor Gourd
  • Grand Vizier Veg
  • Granny Greens
  • Grape Tomato Imposter
  • Gray Mater
  • Great-Aunt Maureen
  • Green Fried Fred
  • Greenhouse Diva
  • Grumpy Garlic Gus
  • Guardian of the Greens
  • Guardians of the Garden Bed
  • Gulliver the Giant Marrow

H: 39 names

  • Habanero Harry
  • Habanero Hero
  • Hal Apeño
  • Half-Sour Howard
  • Hall Monitor Todd
  • Hap-Pea Go Lucky
  • Happy Horseradish Hal
  • Hard Broc Life
  • Haricot Harry
  • Haricot Vert Bert
  • Has Its Own Gravity
  • Has Layers
  • Has-Bean Hero
  • Heads Will Roll
  • Heart Beet
  • Heart of Artichoke
  • Heavy Kevin
  • Heirloom Harold
  • Heirloom of the Family
  • Her Grace, the Gourd
  • Her Royal Rootness
  • Herb the Honorary Vegetable
  • Hercules the Heavy
  • Hidden Under the Napkin
  • Hip-Pea
  • His Excellency the Eggplant
  • His Royal Ripeness
  • Holly Peño
  • Honest Frank
  • Honorable Mention Mel
  • Horseradish Hoof
  • Horseradish of a Different Color
  • Hot Potato Hank
  • Hot Stuff Pepper
  • Hot Under the Collard
  • Hot Yam
  • Howard the Mild
  • Humpty Dumpling Squash
  • Hustle and Brussels

I: 5 names

  • Iceberg Lettuce Sink
  • Identity Crisis Tomato
  • Inspector Sprout
  • Interim Supervisor Carl
  • Iron Chard

J: 8 names

  • Janet, Notary Public
  • Jelly Bean Imposter
  • Jolly Jalapeño Jill
  • Judge Fennel
  • Judge Julienne
  • Judge's Nightmare
  • Jumping Bean Jack
  • Junior Sprout

K: 21 names

  • Kale Force Winds
  • Kale Me Crazy
  • Kale of the Century
  • Kale Storm
  • Kale Yeah
  • Kaleigh
  • Keeper of the Compost
  • Ketchup Kid
  • Kidney Bean Kid
  • Killer Tomato
  • King Arthurchoke
  • King Kale
  • King Kohlrabi the Third
  • King Krunch
  • King Leek
  • Knight of the Round Turnip
  • Knobbly Norman
  • Kohl as Ice
  • Kohlrabi Robbie
  • Kohlrabi the Conqueror
  • Kooky Kohlrabi Kate

L: 52 names

  • Lady Arugula
  • Lady Lettuce of Leafshire
  • Lady Macbeet
  • Lady of Shallot
  • Lady Rutabaga of the Raised Bed
  • Lanky Leek Larry
  • Laser Leek
  • Layers Larry
  • Lazy Lettuce Lou
  • Leafy Greene
  • Leaky Leek Lenny
  • Leeanne Leek
  • Leek at Me Now
  • Leek Before You Leap
  • Leek Chic
  • Leek Detector
  • Leek Freak
  • Leek Geek
  • Leek of Faith
  • Leek Patrol
  • Leek Week
  • Leeky Faucet
  • Lena Bean
  • Lettuce Eat Cake
  • Lettuce Head Ned
  • Lettuce Leaf Keith

L, continued

  • Lettuce Not Fight
  • Lettuce Wrap Star
  • Lettucia
  • Leviathan of the Lean-To
  • Lieutenant Leek
  • Lifeguard Barry
  • Lightly Steamed
  • Lightning Legume
  • Lima Bean Dream
  • Linda in Human Resources
  • Little Gem Jim
  • Little Jeffrey
  • Little John the Large
  • Little Miss Marrow
  • Little Red Riding Radish
  • Little Red Splat
  • Little Titch
  • Locally Grown Legend
  • Long John Celery
  • Looking Radishing
  • Lord Butterbean
  • Lord Leekington
  • Lord of the Legumes
  • Lost in the Maize
  • Lotus Root Suit
  • Lumpy the Magnificent

M: 53 names

  • Macbeet
  • Madame Legume
  • Madame Mildew
  • Magic Bean Dealer
  • Maharaja of Marrow
  • Maid Marrow
  • Maizey Daisy
  • Major Leek
  • Major Marrow
  • Major Tomato
  • Many Layers Mary
  • Marinara Mike
  • Marquess of Marrow
  • Mastermind Marrow
  • Mater of Fact
  • Mater of Opinion
  • Mater of Time
  • Mayor McPea
  • Mayor of Marrowville
  • Mean Green Bean Machine
  • Mediokra
  • Medusa Head of Kale
  • Mega Marrow
  • Merlin the Marrow
  • Merry Mushroom Mo
  • Middle Child Marvin

M, continued

  • Mighty Mini Marrow
  • Mild Bill
  • Mild Keith
  • Mind Your Peas and Cues
  • Mini Cabbage
  • Mini Forest
  • Miss a Beet
  • Mister Crunch
  • Mister Five-a-Day
  • Mister Greens
  • Mister Legs
  • Mister Mashed
  • Mister Mater
  • Moby Dill
  • Moby Marrow
  • Moody Marrow Mavis
  • Mostly Harmless Hank
  • Mother-in-Slaw
  • Mrs. Greens
  • Ms. Fitzgerald
  • Muscles from Spinach
  • Mush Ado
  • Mushroom Mogul
  • Mushy Marvin
  • Mustard Cress Mess
  • Mustard Green with Envy
  • My Son Timothy

N: 21 names

  • Nana Pat
  • Napa Time
  • Napa Valley Girl
  • Narrow Marrow
  • Nasty Nightshade
  • Navy Bean Captain
  • Needs a Forklift
  • Needs Its Own Zip Code
  • Needs More Water
  • Neigh Radish
  • Neil from Next Door
  • New Steve
  • Night Manager Clive
  • Night Shade
  • Night Vision Norm
  • Ninja Turnip
  • No More Tears
  • Not a Weed
  • Not an Egg
  • Not Gerald
  • Not Until You Finish Me

O: 26 names

  • Odd Okra Otis
  • Odysseus the Onion
  • Off Beet
  • Okrahoma
  • Okralina
  • Old Greg from the Shed
  • Old Man Parsnip
  • On the Vine Line
  • One of Your Five
  • One Potato Two
  • Onion Breath Beth
  • Onion Dome Jerome
  • Onion Jack Flag
  • Onion Ring Leader
  • Onion Second Thought
  • Onion Standby
  • Onion the Loose
  • Onion Your Marks
  • Onionella
  • Opinionated Onion
  • Organic Panic
  • Ornery Onion Oscar
  • Our Daughter Courgette
  • Out of My Gourd
  • Outlaw Okra
  • Overwatered Walter

P: 65 names

  • Pak Choi Roy
  • Pamela the Punctual
  • Papa Popcorn
  • Paprika Patrick
  • Parrot Carrot
  • Parsnip and Tuck
  • Parsnip in the Bud
  • Parsnip Percival
  • Parsnip Snip Snip
  • Parsnipity
  • Passata Pat
  • Pea Brain
  • Pea Wee
  • Pea-nut Gallery
  • Pea-ter Pan
  • Peanelope
  • Pearl Onion Earl
  • Peas in Our Time
  • Peas Louise
  • Peas of Cake
  • Peatricia
  • Peculiar Pattypan Pete
  • Peeling Feelings
  • Pepper Upper
  • Peppercorn Pete
  • Perky Pea Pod Pam
  • Pete Pod
  • Peter Pepper Picker
  • Phantom of the Pantry
  • Phil from Payroll
  • Pickle Me Pink
  • Pickle Tickle

P, continued

  • Pickleball Champ
  • Pickled Pete
  • Pinto the Bean
  • Pip Squash
  • Pirate Pegleg Parsnip
  • Plantain Jane
  • Playing Ketchup
  • Plucky Parsnip Polly
  • Plum Crazy Tomato
  • Plumber's Friend
  • Pod Cast
  • Pod Person
  • Pompous Pumpkin Percy
  • Pop Corn
  • Portobello Fellow
  • Portobello Road
  • Posh Pepper Piers
  • Possibly a Weed
  • Possibly Gerald
  • Power Parsnip
  • President Pickle
  • Prickly Pickle Pru
  • Prince Pea
  • Princess and the Pea Pod
  • Private Eye Potato
  • Professor Chlorophyll
  • Professor Floret
  • Professor Podsworth
  • Professor Wilt
  • Puck the Pea
  • Pumpkin Pie Chart
  • Punkin Chunker
  • Pushed Around the Plate

Q: 3 names

  • Queen Guinevegetable
  • Queen of Greens
  • Quiet Gordon

R: 57 names

  • Rabbit Bait
  • Rabbit Food
  • Rabbit's First Choice
  • Rad Chad
  • Rad to the Bone
  • Radical Rick
  • Radicchio Ridiculous
  • Radish Gladys
  • Radish Idea
  • Radley Radish
  • Raised Bed Royalty
  • Rambling Rhubarb Rose
  • Rapunzel Radish
  • Rascal Rutabaga Rex
  • Ravishing Radish
  • Raymond the Reasonable
  • Red Cabbage Badge
  • Red Cabbage Courage
  • Red Cabbage of Courage
  • Red in the Face
  • Red Onion Reunion
  • Reduced to Clear
  • Refried Fred
  • Regular Susan
  • Reliable Ron
  • Reverend Radicchio
  • Rhoda Tiller
  • Rhubarb Rhubarb

R, continued

  • Rhubarbara
  • Richard Chard
  • Ring Around the Collard
  • Ring My Bell Pepper
  • Ripe and Ready Freddy
  • Roast Me
  • Robin Hood of Sherwood Florets
  • Rocket Arugula
  • Rod Ish
  • Rodeo Radish
  • Roma Ramona
  • Roma Therapy
  • Roma Wasn't Built in a Day
  • Romaine Around
  • Romaine Holiday
  • Romanesco Fractal Fred
  • Romeo and Julienne
  • Rooty Tooty
  • Rosemary Roots
  • Rowdy Radish Roy
  • Ru Tabaga
  • Rudy Baga
  • Rue Barb
  • Rumpelstiltskale
  • Runner Bean Ron
  • Russ Ett
  • Rusty Romaine Ron
  • Rutabagel
  • Ruthless Rutabaga

S: 125 names

  • Sad Side Salad
  • Sal Ery
  • Sal Ladd
  • Salad Imposter
  • Salsa Dancer
  • Samurai Scallion
  • Sandra, Probably
  • Sandwich Slice Brice
  • Sassy Spinach Sue
  • Saved by the Bell Pepper
  • Savoy Ahoy
  • Savoy Chic
  • Savoy Faire
  • Savoy Truffle Shuffle
  • Scarecrow Bait
  • Scarecrow's Best Friend
  • Scoville Neville
  • Sea Cucumber Imposter
  • Second Place Sally
  • Secret Agent Salsify
  • Seedy Character
  • Senator Squash
  • Sensei Soybean
  • Sensible Joan
  • Sergeant Parsnip
  • Sergeant Shallot
  • Sergeant Stalk
  • Serrano Sam
  • Shadow Sprout
  • Shallot Be Fun
  • Shallotte

S, continued

  • Sharon with an Opinion
  • Sheriff of Rottingham
  • Sheriff Stringbean
  • Sherlock Shallot
  • Shucks
  • Sidekick Sprout
  • Silk and Husk
  • Simply A-Maize-Ing
  • Sinbad the Celery
  • Sir Cumference the Cucumber
  • Sir Lance-a-Leek
  • Sir Leeks-a-Lot
  • Sir Loin of Turnip
  • Sir Reginald Rutabaga
  • Sir Sprouts-a-Lot
  • Sir Squish-a-Lot
  • Sir Stains-a-Lot
  • Sir Tomato Paste
  • Slaw and Steady
  • Sleepy Shallot Sam
  • Slightly Bruised Ego
  • Slightly Overcooked
  • Slippery Sid the Shallot
  • Slug Buffet
  • Sneaky Snow Pea Sid
  • Snow Pea Angel
  • Snowman's Nose
  • Soggy Sprout Stan
  • Sorcerer Sorrel
  • Sorrel Not Sorry
  • Soup Candidate

S, continued

  • Soup in Waiting
  • Sous Chef Shallot
  • Soy Sorry
  • Space Cadet Sprout
  • Spaghetti Squash Western
  • Spare a Guess
  • Sparrow Gus
  • Spear Me the Details
  • Spear of the Moment
  • Spear Pressure
  • Spear-tacular Specimen
  • Special Agent Spinach
  • Spicy Brian
  • Spin Class Hero
  • Spinach Cycle
  • Spinach Doctor
  • Spinach Me Right Round
  • Spinachio
  • Split Pea Decision
  • Split Pea Personality
  • Spring Onion Sprung
  • Sprout Loud
  • Sprout of Order
  • Sprouticus
  • Sproutley
  • Sprouty McSproutface
  • Squash and Stretch
  • Squashed Dreams
  • Squashington
  • Squashley
  • Stalk Is Cheap

S, continued

  • Stalk Market
  • Stalk of the Town
  • Stalky and Hutch
  • Steve the Second
  • Stewed Stewart
  • Stinker Bell
  • Stir-Fry Bound
  • Stir-Fry Volunteer
  • Stretch Stringbean
  • String Bean Gene
  • Stringy Steve
  • Strong to the Finish
  • Stuart, Third Chair Trombone
  • Stubborn Scallion Sven
  • Substitute Teacher Mr. Hobbs
  • Sue Chini
  • Sugar Snap Sam
  • Sultan of Spinach
  • Sun-Dried Sidney
  • Sunburned Sam
  • Sunny Dried
  • Super Sprout
  • Swamp Okra
  • Swede Caroline
  • Swede Dreams
  • Swede Talker
  • Sweet Beet Pete
  • Sweet Pea Pete
  • Sweet Pepper Schlepper
  • Sweet Potato Pie Guy
  • Sweet Yam Pam
  • Sweetcorn Sue

T: 98 names

  • Tail Spinach
  • Taro Card Reader
  • Taro Firma
  • Tax Adviser Ruth
  • Technically a Fruit
  • Ted the Temp
  • Teeny Zucchini
  • The Bad Seed Syndicate
  • The Big Bad Bulb
  • The Bitter Gourd
  • The Brain
  • The Caped Courgette
  • The Colossal Cauliflower
  • The Colossus of Roots
  • The Creature from the Crisper Drawer
  • The Crimson Chili
  • The Crunch Crusader
  • The Cucumber Crook
  • The Dark Lord of the Crisper
  • The Deadly Nightshade Gang
  • The Eggplant Menace
  • The Emerald Stalk
  • The Evil Pea-nius
  • The Great and Powerful Squash
  • The Green Avenger
  • The Grim Peeler
  • The Grim Reaper of Greens
  • The Headless Horseradish
  • The Heavyweight Champ
  • The Invisible Vegetable
  • The Joking Jalapeño
  • The Last Vegetable Standing

T, continued

  • The Leek of Darkness
  • The Masked Marrow
  • The Masked Radish
  • The Mold King
  • The Mummy Marrow
  • The Mutant
  • The Nightshade Vigilante
  • The Onion of Doom
  • The Peel Avenger
  • The Pepper-Traitor
  • The Phantom Fennel
  • The Poison Parsnip
  • The Purple People Feeder
  • The Purple Protector
  • The Riddling Radicchio
  • The Right Honorable Radish
  • The Rotten Radish
  • The Roughage Rider
  • The Salad Soldier
  • The Scarlet Runner
  • The Sinister Sprout
  • The Thing in the Vegetable Drawer
  • The Three Mustardteers
  • The Tomato Terminator
  • The Uncrushable Squash
  • The Unpeelable
  • The Wicked Witch of the Vegetable Patch
  • The Zuke Avenger
  • Thistle Do
  • Thomas Ato
  • Thor of Turnips
  • Three More Bites
  • Three-Headed Fred

T, continued

  • Thunder Root
  • Tiny Tree
  • Tipped the Scales
  • Titanic Turnip
  • Tom Atillo
  • Tom Mater
  • Tom Tom the Tomato
  • Tomathan
  • Tomatina
  • Tomato Potato Tomahto
  • Tomato Soup Stan
  • Tomato Tornado
  • Tommy Toe
  • Tomorrow's Marrow
  • Tonight's Special
  • Too Chard to Handle
  • Too Many Zucchinis
  • Too Pretty to Eat
  • Top of the Crop
  • Tossed Salad Ted
  • Treasurer Dolores
  • Tree Top Tony
  • Trellis Climber
  • Trousers
  • Tubby Turnip Ted
  • Turbo Turnip
  • Turnip the Heat
  • Turnip Truck Driver
  • Turnipher
  • Two in a Pod
  • Two Legs McGee
  • Two-Faced Turnip
  • Two-Person Lift

U: 7 names

  • Ugly but Delicious
  • Ultra Onion
  • Uncle Fungus
  • Uncle Trevor
  • Unicorn Without the Uni
  • Up Beet
  • Use By Yesterday

V: 7 names

  • Vampire Beet
  • Vice Principal Greene
  • Vidalia Dahlia
  • Vine Ripened Vince
  • Vita-Man
  • Vitamin K. Jones
  • Vitamin See

W: 17 names

  • Wallflower Cauliflower
  • Walter, Esquire
  • Water Chestnut Walt
  • Watercress Express
  • Weekend Dave
  • Weepy Wendy
  • Weigh-In Wally
  • Welsh Dragon Leek
  • Wheelbarrow Required
  • When in Roma
  • Wilted Wilbur
  • Wizard of Okra
  • Won't Fit in the Car
  • Wonder Onion
  • Wonky Shelf Hero
  • Wonky Wendy
  • World Peas Treaty

Y: 6 names

  • Yam It All
  • Yam Session
  • Yamantha
  • Yammy Tammy
  • Yamuel
  • Yawning Yam Yvonne

Z: 12 names

  • Zany Zucchini Zeke
  • Zero Eggs Inside
  • Zippy Zuke Zelda
  • Zoe Kini
  • Zombie Zucchini
  • Zucchini Genie
  • Zucchini Meanie
  • Zucchini Queenie
  • Zuke
  • Zuke Alors
  • Zuke Box
  • Zuke of Hazard