Funny Unicorn Name Generator

Silly, punny names for one-horned friends

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Generate funny unicorn names for toys, stories, party games and pets: horn puns like Horn Solo and Hornament, corny jokes like Uni-Corny and Snoozicorn, glitter gags like Still Finding Glitter, and grand titles like His Royal Sparkliness.

About funny unicorn names

A unicorn is a horse with one joke already built in, which makes it easy to name with a grin. Most funny unicorn names start from the things only a unicorn has. The horn gives you Horn Solo, Hornament and Pointy McPointface, plus everything a horn looks like, from Waffle Cone to Lightning Rod. The word itself hides corn, so there is a whole family of corny names: Uni-Corny, Candy Corn, Kernel Sparkle and rhymes such as Snoozicorn and Zoomicorn.

Glitter, sparkle and rainbows supply the next batch (Still Finding Glitter, Partly Sparkly, Rainbow Trout), and magic that does not quite work supplies another: Wish Pending, Hocus Bogus, Myth Understood. Grand titles are funny because they are far too big for a small stuffed animal, so try His Royal Sparkliness or Conqueror of the Bouncy Castle. Deadpan names go the other way and treat a magical creature as nothing special: Just a Horse, Store Brand Unicorn, Horn Sold Separately.

The list is meant for children and the adults who read to them, so every name is gentle and easy to say out loud. Only a small share are mane and hoof puns, because those suit any horse. The rest belong to unicorns alone.

How to choose funny unicorn names

Let your child say it three times fast. Names with bounce, like Glitter Critter, Noodle Doodle or Clip Clop Flip Flop, are the ones that get asked for again at bedtime.
Match the joke to the toy. A tiny keyring unicorn is funnier as Supreme Unicorn Commander, and a giant plush one is funnier as Pocket Rainbow.
For a party game, write names on slips of paper and let each guest draw one. Mishap names such as Banned From Bouncy Castles or Pops Every Balloon make good charades prompts too.
In a story, give the grandest title to the silliest character. Her Majesty Queen Sprinkles the First works best on a unicorn who trips over rainbows.
Keep a short everyday version. Emperor Pointicus Maximus can be Pointy at breakfast.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny unicorn names?

Horn Solo, Uni-Corny, Hornament and Snoozicorn are quick pun names from this list. For something longer, try His Royal Sparkliness, Still Finding Glitter, Horn Sold Separately or Conqueror of the Bouncy Castle. The rest of the list runs from corn jokes to unicorn mishaps.

Are these names suitable for young children?

Yes. The list is meant for children and parents, so the humor is gentle wordplay about horns, corn, glitter, rainbows and magic. There are no rude jokes and nothing that makes fun of a real person or a group of people.

How is this different from the unicorn name generator?

The unicorn name generator is the place for pretty, serious names such as Moonbeam and Celestia. This list is all jokes: puns, silly titles and deadpan names like Just a Horse. Use that page for a graceful character and this one when you want a laugh.

Can I use these for a horse, a pony or a stuffed animal?

Yes. Most of the jokes need a horn to make sense, which is perfect for a stuffed unicorn or a pony in a party hat. For a real horse, the mane and hoof names such as Bad Mane Day and Tippy Hooves fit without any costume.

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All 500 funny unicorn names

This is the complete list the generator above draws its random batches from, sorted A to Z and grouped by first letter.

Plain text, one name per line.

A: 26 names

A Star Is Horn
A-Maize-Ing
Abraca-Oops
Abracadazzle
Abracadoodle
Absolute Unicorn
Accidental Fencing Champion
Accidentally Invisible
Accountant
Acorn Collector
Admiral Twinklehorn
Afraid of Horseshoes
Afternoonicorn
Air Horn
Alakazoom
All That Glitters
Allegedly
Alphorn
Amazing Maize
Ambassador of Awesome
Antenna
Archduke of Afternoon Naps
As Seen in Storybooks
Assistant Manager
Ate the Party Decorations
Aw Shucks

B: 24 names

Baby Corn
Bad at Hide and Seek
Bad at Limbo
Bad Mane Day
Balloon Animal Nemesis
Banned From Bouncy Castles
Baron von Rainbowstein
Baroness von Sparklehoof
Bassoonicorn
Batteries Not Included
Bedazzled
Beige
Beige Rainbow
Believe in Me
Believed In by Dozens
Bent the Horn Again
Birthday Wish
Bonus Point
Borrowed Horn
Bouncy Castle Royalty
Breaker of Piñatas
Bubble Wrap Enthusiast
Bullhorn
Bumped the Chandelier

C: 48 names

Cake on the Horn Again
Can't Wear Hoodies
Candy Corn
Capricorn
Captain Cornflake of the Cereal Seas
Captain Pointy
Captain Sparklepants
Car Horn
Caramel Corn
Cardboard Horn
Cartoonicorn
Caution: Pointy End
Champion of the Sandbox
Chance of Glitter
Charm Offensive
Charm School Dropout
Chief Executive Unicorn
Citation Needed
Clip Clop Flip Flop
Clip-On Horn
Coat Hook
Cocoonicorn
Collector's Item
Colonel Kernel

C, continued

Conehead
Confetti Spaghetti
Conqueror of the Bouncy Castle
Corn Chip
Corn Dog Disguise
Corn Husk
Corn Maze
Corn Muffin
Corn on the Cob
Corn to Be Wild
Cornball
Cornelia
Corner Office
Cornerstone
Cornet
Cornfield
Cornflower
Cornstarch
Cornwall
Corny Joke
Count Sparkula
Countess Cottoncandy
Creamed Corn
Cupcake Catastrophe

D: 17 names

Dame Dazzle of the Dandelions
Dazzle Frazzle
Decaf Unicorn
Defender of the Rainbow Realm
Definitely Real
Deluxe Model
Destroyer of Cupcakes
Disco Ball
Disco Nap
Distant Cousin of a Rhino
Doctor Glitterstein
Donut Holder
Doorframe Inspector
Double Rainbow
Drill Bit
Duchess Dazzlepants
Duke of Pointing at Things

E: 8 names

Ear of Corn
Emperor Pointicus Maximus
Empress of Everything Shiny
Enchanted the Wrong Pumpkin
Enchanted to Meet You
Exclamation Point
Extra Butter
Extra Point

F: 15 names

Fairy Dust Mop
Fairy Tale Ending
Fancy Horse
Fell Off the Rainbow
Figment of Imagination
Filing Cabinet
Filly Goose
First Horn
Flugelhorn
Foghorn
Forehead Cone
Forgot Indigo
Forgot the Magic Word
Forty Percent Magic
French Horn

G: 34 names

Gallop-a-Doodle
Generic Unicorn
Get to the Point
Gets Stuck in Hats
Giddy Up Glitter
Giggles McSparkle
Gleam Team
Glitter Bomb
Glitter Budget Exceeded
Glitter Critter
Glitter Everywhere
Glitter Forecast
Glitter Hiccup
Glitter Hoofington
Glitter in the Carpet
Glitter Is Not a Food Group
Glitter Magnet
Glitter Not Included
Glitter Shedder
Glitter Spill
Glitter Tax
Glitterati
Glitterbug
Glittersaurus
Glitzy McGlitterface
Glow Stick
Glows During Naps
Goat With Ambition
Goodie Bag
Grand Duke of Cupcake Hill
Grand Marshal of the Rainbow Parade
Grand Vizier of Glimmer
Great at Ring Toss
Guardian of the Glitter Jar

H: 51 names

Ha Ha Horn
Happily Ever Laughter
Hard to Hide
Hat Rack
Hay There Sparkle
Head Unicorn in Charge
Her Majesty Queen Sprinkles the First
Her Royal Glitterness
Her Serene Fluffiness
Hero of the Backyard
Hiccups Rainbows
High Commissioner of Horn Safety
His Most Pointy Excellency
His Royal Sparkliness
Hit or Myth
Hocus Bogus
Hole in the Umbrella
Horn Flakes
Horn Free
Horn Goes First
Horn in the Way
Horn Is a Party Hat
Horn Leader
Horn of Plenty
Horn of the Moment

H, continued

Horn on Crooked
Horn Polish
Horn Section
Horn Slightly Left
Horn Sold Separately
Horn Solo
Horn Stuck in the Sofa
Horn This Way
Horn Through the Tent
Horn to Be Wild
Horn Yesterday
Hornado
Hornament
Hornathan
Hornatio
Hornelius
Hornithologist
Hornpipe
Horntense
Hornucopia
Horse Deluxe
Horse in a Costume
Horse Plus
Horse With a Hat
Horse With an Upgrade
Horse With Extra Steps

I: 4 names

I Exist
Ice Cream Cone Disguise
Imaginary Friend
Indoor Rainbow

J: 2 names

Jellybean Counter
Just a Horse

K: 8 names

Keeper of the Sacred Snacks
Keeper of the Spare Horn
Keeps Poking the Ceiling
Kernel Panic
Kernel Sparkle
Kettle Corn
King Cornelius the Corniest
Knight of the Glitter Table

L: 19 names

Lady Twinklesworth of Upper Glimmerton
Lagoonicorn
Land Narwhal
Late for the Fairy Tale
Leaves a Sparkle Trail
Legend Has It
Legend in Progress
Letter Opener
Levitates by Accident
Life of the Party
Lightning Rod
Limited Edition
Lord Chancellor of Wishes
Lord High Poker of Balloons
Lord Prancelot
Lost the Wand Again
Low Doorway Survivor
Low on Sparkle
Lucky Charm

M: 33 names

Macaroonicorn
Magic Beans
Magic on Backorder
Magic Runs Out at Noon
Magic Wand, Wrong End
Magic Word Is Please
Mane of Many Colors
Mane Street
Marquess of Marshmallow
Marshmallow Roaster
Match Point
Matterhorn
Maximum Sparkle
Mayor of Glitter Gulch
Meeting Ran Long
Middle Manager
Mind the Horn
Minister of Rainbows
Misplaced the Rainbow
Monday Unicorn
Moonicorn
Moot Point
Mr. Normal
Munchicorn
Myth Adventure
Myth Behaving
Myth Chief
Myth Congeniality
Myth Information
Myth Me Yet
Myth Take
Myth Understood
Mythical Creature, Regular Snacks

N: 16 names

Narwhal's Cousin
Near Myth
Needlepoint
Neighbow
New and Improved
Nightlight With Legs
No Horns in the Ball Pit
No Refunds on Wishes
Noodle Doodle
Not a Horse
Not a Morning Unicorn
Not a Narwhal
Not a Rhino
Not Allowed Near Balloons
Nothing Special
Now With More Sparkle

O: 11 names

Off-Duty Unicorn
One Horn Band
One Horn Town
One Wish Left
One Wish Wonder
Oopsicorn
Ordinary
Original Flavor Unicorn
Out of Glitter Until Tuesday
Out of Wishes
Overdressed Pony

P: 44 names

Paper Towel Holder
Paperwork
Parked on a Cloud
Part-Time Unicorn
Partly Sparkly
Party Animal
Party Hat
Party Horn
Party Streamer
Pastel Pete
Peppercorn
Pierced the Beach Ball
Pillow Fight Hazard
Piñata Survivor
Pinpoint
Pixie Dust Bunny
Pocket Rainbow
Point Taken
Pointless
Pointy
Pointy Horse
Pointy McPointface

P, continued

Pokes Holes in Clouds
Pony in Disguise
Pony With a Dream
Poof
Poof, Still Here
Pool Noodle Horn Guard
Popcorn
Popcorn Thief
Pops Every Balloon
Pops the Pool Floats
Pot of Gold
Prance Party
Premium Horse
President of the Sparkle Club
Presto Change-O
Prince Charming-ish
Princess Pointy of Poke Castle
Prism Break
Professor Hornsworth
Protector of the Cookie Jar
Pulled a Hat Out of a Rabbit
Puni-Corn

Q: 2 names

Queen Cornelia of the Cob
Queen of the Juice Box

R: 21 names

Raccoonicorn
Rainbow Chard
Rainbow Delay
Rainbow Enthusiast
Rainbow in Aisle Five
Rainbow Machine
Rainbow on Layaway
Rainbow Out of Order
Rainbow Roll
Rainbow Sherbet
Rainbow Trout
Rainbow Under Repair
Rainbow Wrangler
Razzle Dazzle
Rhinestone Cowpony
Ring Toss
Round the Corner
Roy G. Biv
Royal Taster of Cupcakes
Ruined the Piñata Early
Rumor Has It

S: 43 names

Scared of Its Own Sparkle
Second-Best Unicorn
Seeing Is Believing
Sequin Avalanche
Sheds Sequins
Sheriff of Sparkle County
Shimmer and Shake
Shimmer Dimmer
Shine Bright Like a Doorknob
Shiny McShineface
Shoehorn
Shy Around Horses
Sir Hornalot
Sir Pokes-a-Lot
Sir Shimmers the Slightly Magical
Sir Sparkles-a-Lot
Skewered the Marshmallows
Slayer of Carrots
Sneezes Glitter
Snoozicorn
Sparkle Emergency

S, continued

Sparkle Inspector
Sparkle Malfunction
Sparkle Overlord
Sparkle Shortage
Sparkle Surplus
Sparkle Warranty Expired
Sparkling Personality
Sparkling Water
Sparkly Rhino
Special Edition
Spiller of Glitter, First of Her Name
Spoonicorn
Spreadsheet
Stalk Market
Still Finding Glitter
Store Brand Unicorn
Stuck in the Doorway
Substitute Unicorn
Supreme Chancellor of Glitter
Supreme Unicorn Commander
Sweater Snagger
Sworn Enemy of Balloons

T: 30 names

Ta-Da
Tall Tale
Tangled in the Streamers
Tax Season
Technically a Horse
The Duke of Sparkleshire
The Earl of Glitterwick
The Grand High Sparkle
The One and Only
Their Glittery Eminence
Thinks It's a Pony
Third Time's the Charm
Three Wishes Max
Tie-Dye
Tinsel Town
Tippy Hooves
To Be Hornest
Toothpick
Totally Normal Horse
Traffic Cone
Trips Over Rainbows
Trot and Sparkle
Tune-icorn
Turned the Carrots Purple
Turned the Frog Into a Frog
Twinkle Wrinkle
Twisty
Two Ponies in a Coat
Two-nicorn
Typhoonicorn

U: 23 names

Under the Rainbow
Uni-Corny
Uni-Cycle
Uni-Form
Uni-Son
Uni-Verse
Uni-Versity
Unicone
Unicorkscrew
Unicorn (Assembly Required)
Unicorn Before Breakfast
Unicorn Classic
Unicorn Flakes
Unicorn From Next Door
Unicorn in Socks
Unicorn Lite
Unicorn Number Seven
Unicorn on a Unicycle
Unicorn on Break
Unicorn, Allegedly
Unicorn, Probably
Unihorn
Unremarkable

V: 3 names

Vacuum Cleaner's Nightmare
Vice President of Sparkle
Visible From Space

W: 16 names

Waffle Cone
Wanted Wings, Got a Horn
Weekend Unicorn
What's the Point
Wish Denied
Wish Fumbler
Wish Granted
Wish Pending
Wish Upon a Snack
Wishbone
Wished for a Sandwich
Wishes Take Six Weeks
Wishful Thinking
Wishy Washy
Wore the Donut as a Hat
Wrong End of the Rainbow

Y: 1 name

You-nicorn

Z: 1 name

Zoomicorn