Funny King Name Generator

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  Regal names for elven kings, high kings and heirs

• God King Name Generator

  Divine titles for rulers worshipped as gods

• Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Name Generator

  Stuart court and coat color names for Cavaliers

• Honor of Kings Name Generator

  In-game handles for every lane and hero main

• The King's Avatar Name Generator

  Glory account names, pro players, teams and guilds

• Drag King Name Generator

  Suave, cheeky and swaggering drag king names

A: 19 names

• A Short Reign with Scattered Showers
• Abdicated in Favor of the Kitten
• Acting King
• Aelfric the Afraid of Geese
• Air Guitar King
• Aldhelm the Asleep on the Throne
• Alfonso the Slobberer (historical)
• Alistair the Previous
• Alistair, Opener of Stubborn Jars

A, continued

• All Hail the Hungry
• All Hail the Mild
• All Hail the Mostly Dry
• Allegedly King
• Almost King Alan
• Alphonse the Applauded Out of Politeness
• Anselm the Annoyed by Trumpets
• Archduke Furdinand
• Assistant King
• Assistant to the Regional King

B: 35 names

• Back Pac King
• Baldric the Briefly Popular
• Ban King
• Bar King
• Bardolph the Beaten at Checkers by a Child
• Bargain Basement Sovereign
• Barnabas, By the Grace of Snacks
• Baron of Brambleditch
• Baron of Burnt Toast
• Baron of the Back Garden
• Baron of the Bread Bin

B, continued

• Baron Von Hairball
• Barry the Ninth and Counting
• Basically King
• Bathtub Admiral and King
• Bean King of the Twelfth Night Cake
• Bearer of the Scepter, Mostly as a Back Scratcher
• Behold the Befuddled
• Benedict the Better on Paper
• Bernard the Next
• Bernard, Unclogger of Royal Drains
• Biscuit Baron
• Boleslaw the Curly (historical)

B, continued

• Boo King
• Born to Rule, Raised to Nap
• Bow Down, or Just Nod, Either Is Fine
• Breathta King
• Brian IX, Still Going
• Bringer of Peace, Mostly by Napping
• Brother of the King, Borrower of the Crown
• Brunhart the Bad with Names
• Budget King
• Builder of One Wall, Slightly Crooked
• Bullion the Bull, Keeper of the Treasury
• Burrito King of Tuesday Night

C: 48 names

• Captain of the Couch, Crowned
• Cardboard Crown King
• Carnival King of Cotton Candy
• Carpool King
• Castled and Comfortable
• Castled Too Late Larry
• Cecil the Former
• Cecil, Reader of Terms and Conditions
• Cereal Box King
• Charades King
• Charles the Affable (historical)
• Charles the Bad (historical)

C, continued

• Charles the Bald (historical)
• Charles the Fat (historical)
• Charles the Simple (historical)
• Check Please Chester
• Cheese Wheel Chieftain
• Cherry Pic King
• Chief Bottle Washer and Monarch
• Chieftain of the Cheese Board
• Chieftain of the Chicken Coop
• Chosen One, Second Round
• Clive II, the Sequel Nobody Asked For
• Cluc King

C, continued

• Co-King
• Co-Ruler with a Very Opinionated Parrot
• Colin V, the Reboot
• Coloman the Bookish (historical)
• Commander in Chief of Naps
• Commander of Armies, Afraid of Wasps
• Conqueror of the Known World, Lost in the Parking Garage
• Conrad the Confused by Taxes
• Coo King
• Cornelius, By Right of Finders Keepers
• Cosmo the Crowned by Clerical Error
• Couch King

C, continued

• Count of the Compost Heap
• Count of Uncounted Sheep
• Count Pounce-a-Lot
• Coupon King
• Crossword King, Pencil Division
• Crown Prince Colin the Unready, Unwilling and Unable
• Crown Prince of Sleeping In
• Crown Wearer in Residence
• Crowned at Checkers, Lost at Chess
• Crumpet Count
• Custard Monarch
• Cuthwin the Could Have Been Worse

D: 26 names

• Dad Joke King
• Defender of the Realm's Only Ladder
• Demi-Highness
• Dennis X, the Unknown Quantity
• Deposed by the Cat
• Deputy King
• Deputy Usurper Dennis
• Derek VI, Direct to Parchment
• Desmond the Last but One
• Desmond, Wielder of the Barbecue Fork
• Destined for Greatness, Delayed by Traffic
• Dethroned by a Tabby
• Discount Monarch

D, continued

• Double Boo King
• Draw by Repetition Reggie
• Drogo the Dropped the Orb
• Duke of Dad Jokes
• Duke of Drizzle-on-Sea
• Duke of Drool
• Duke of Lesser Fumbling
• Duke of the Dishwasher
• Duke of the Driveway
• Dumpling Duke
• Duncan the Current, for Now
• Duncan, Forgetter of Passwords
• Dunstan the Rescheduled

E: 40 names

• Eadric the Easily Bribed with Cake
• Economy Class Royal
• Edward Longshanks (historical)
• Emeric the Excused from Battle
• Emperor Cassian the Casual
• Emperor Clement the Clumsy
• Emperor Fabian the Unfashionably Early
• Emperor Goldfish the Forgetful Swimmer
• Emperor Lucian the Low Energy
• Emperor Meowcus Aurelius
• Emperor Octavius the Overcaffeinated
• Emperor of All He Can See from the Shed Roof
• Emperor of Both Sides of the Stream

E, continued

• Emperor of the Blanket Fort
• Emperor of the Board Game Bank
• Emperor of the Buffet Line
• Emperor of the Car Park
• Emperor of the Duck Pond
• Emperor of the Garden Shed
• Emperor of the Laundry Pile
• Emperor of the Meeting That Ran Long
• Emperor of the Minivan
• Emperor of the Patio Umbrella
• Emperor of the Snack Cupboard
• Emperor of the Top Bunk
• Emperor Purrsalot

E, continued

• Emperor Tiberon the Tangled in His Cape
• Emperor Valen the Vaguely Aware
• End of the Line Lionel
• Erasmus, By Order of His Mother
• Eric Ploughpenny (historical)
• Eric the Lamb (historical)
• Eric the Memorable (historical)
• Ethelbert the Elsewhere
• Ethelred the Unready (historical)
• Eustace the Interim
• Eustace, Champion of the Egg and Spoon Race
• Evander the Elected by Coin Toss
• Ex-King
• Excuse King

F: 15 names

• Face Card with a Poker Face
• Fact Chec King
• Father of the Nation, Forgetter of Birthdays
• Ferdy, By Unanimous Indifference
• Fergus the Fifth of His Name, First of His Hobbies
• Fergus, Vanquisher of One Moth
• Firstborn and Worst Informed
• Florian the Forgot the Speech
• Fool's Mate Phil
• Forked Again Frank
• Formerly Known as King
• Founder of a Dynasty of One
• Freelance King
• Frithuwald the Forever Unpronounced
• Fulbert the Fell Off the Horse

G: 22 names

• Gander the Great
• Garden Gnome King
• Gaston the Got There Eventually
• Gilbert the Sixth, Son of the Fifth, Obviously
• Gilbert, Survivor of the Family Group Chat
• Giver of Laws, Loser of Arguments
• Godwin the Good at One Thing
• Good King Wendell the Okay
• Gordon the Most Recent
• Gorm the Old (historical)
• Graham the Fourteenth-ish

G, continued

• Grand Duke of the Garage
• Grand Duke of the Gravel Pit
• Grand Vizier of the Vending Machine
• Grandson of the Lionheart, Scared of Geese
• Gravy Emperor
• Gregor, By the Luck of the Draw
• Guarded by a Bishop on the Wrong Color
• Guardian of the Gate, Loser of the Gate Key
• Gull the Chip Thief, Pretender to the Pier
• Gundric the Gone Fishing
• Guthrum the Great at Excuses

H: 70 names

• Hadrian the Half Listening
• Hail to the Chef's Best Customer
• Hamish the Hid During the Siege
• Hammock King
• Hand Sha King
• Harald Bluetooth (historical)
• Harald Greycloak (historical)
• Harold Harefoot (historical)
• He Who Decrees from the Bathtub
• He Who Must Not Be Woken
• He Who Reigns Indoors
• He Who Sits in the Good Chair
• He Who Snores in Council
• He Who Trips on Ceremony

H, continued

• He Who Wears the Bucket
• He Whom the Geese Do Not Fear
• He Whose Crown Is Too Big
• He Whose Throne Squeaks
• Head of State, Tail of Line
• Heavy Is the Head That Wears the Colander
• Hector the First Runner-Up
• Hector, Untangler of Fairy Lights
• Heir Apparent, Apparently
• Heir Presumptive and Rather Presumptuous
• Hengist the Hungry Again
• Henry Curtmantle (historical)
• Henry the Fowler (historical)
• Hi King

H, continued

• High King Dougal the Afraid of Heights
• High King of Hillock
• High King of the Hallway
• High King of the Hot Tub
• High King of the Low Meadow
• High King of the Low Shelf
• Himself the Great
• Hiram, By Mistake
• His August Awkwardness
• His Furry Majesty
• His Grace Under No Pressure
• His Highness of the High Chair
• His Highness the Lowness
• His Illustrious Idleness

H, continued

• His Imperial Impatience
• His Majestic Mumble
• His Majestic Nuisance
• His Majesty by a Technicality
• His Majesty in Check
• His Majesty, Mated in Four
• His Majesty, Weather Permitting
• His Mild Majesty
• His Moderate Magnificence
• His Most Excellent Excuse
• His Most Gracious Grumble
• His Nibs the First
• His Quackiness the Drake
• His Royal Fluffiness

H, continued

• His Royal Grumpiness
• His Royal Hindrance
• His Royal Hungriness
• His Royal Lateness
• His Royal Nappiness
• His Royal Stubbornness
• His Serene Sleepiness
• His Technically Majesty
• His Whiskered Eminence
• Hitch Hi King
• Holder of the Orb, Dropper of the Orb
• Home Ba King
• Homecoming King of One
• Hrothbert the Hard to Spell

I: 7 names

• Ichabod, By Appointment to Himself
• Interim King Ian
• Intern King
• Irving the Second Opinion
• Irving, Folder of Fitted Sheets, Badly
• Isembard the Ignored by Heralds
• Ivan Moneybag (historical)

J: 11 names

• Jarvis the Third Party
• Jarvis, Burner of Toast
• Jay Wal King
• Jelly Bean Regent
• Jo King
• Jocelin the Jumped at Shadows
• John Lackland (historical)
• John Softsword (historical)
• Jorund the Just Resting His Eyes
• Junior King, Probationary
• Just Jo King

K: 273 names

• Kaiser Dieter the Dithering
• Kaiser Paws
• Kaiser Wolfgang the Winded
• Karaoke King
• Keeper of the Crown, Wherever It Went
• Keeper of the Only Working Pen
• Keith VIII, the Director's Cut
• Kenric the Keeps Losing the Scepter
• King (Batteries Not Included)
• King (Pending Paperwork)
• King (Some Assembly Required)
• King Al Dente
• King Al Fresco
• King Alaric the Allergic to Horses

K, continued

• King Aldous the Average
• King Alf of Mossy End
• King Art Deco
• King Arthur Itis
• King Arthur Mometer
• King Arthur Sleeps In
• King Baa the Woolly
• King Back-Rank Barry
• King Barkley of the Back Door
• King Barnaby the Bad at Waving
• King Barry Cade
• King Barry, Hammer of the Snooze Alarm
• King Because Dad Was
• King Because Nobody Else Applied

K, continued

• King Bert of the Damp Corner
• King Bill Overdue
• King Biscuit of the Warm Laundry
• King Blank the Unfilled Form
• King Blunder the Bold
• King Bo of the Back Forty
• King Brad the Second Guesser
• King Bram of Bramble Corner
• King Brian the Eggshell
• King Brian, Shield of the Last Doughnut
• King Brock Lee
• King Bubbles of the Bowl
• King by Clerical Oversight
• King by Default Settings
• King by Popular Shrug

K, continued

• King by Process of Elimination
• King Castles-Early
• King Cedric the Conflict-Averse
• King Chad the One and Only, Thankfully
• King Checkmate-in-Two
• King Chuck Wagon
• King Cliff Hanger
• King Clive the Technically Correct
• King Clive, Breaker of Deck Chairs
• King Cluck of the Coop
• King Cobra the Hissy
• King Colin the Sufficient
• King Colin, Defender of the Cookie Jar
• King Coronation Chicken

K, continued

• King Crown Jules
• King Dale the First to Leave the Party
• King Dennis the Room Temperature
• King Dennis, Father of Dad Jokes
• King Derek the Halfway Through Something
• King Derek, Conqueror of Flat-Pack Furniture
• King Dom Come
• King Dom for a Horse
• King Doug the Second Attempt
• King Duke the Confusingly Ranked
• King Dusty Shelves
• King Earl the Demoted
• King Edmund the Easily Startled
• King Elect, Recount Pending

K, continued

• King Emeritus
• King En Passant the Passed Over
• King Enoch the Nth
• King Fetch the Retriever of Scepters
• King Fianchetto the Fancy
• King Fisher of Compliments
• King Fitzroy the Flustered
• King for a Day, Tuesday
• King Gambit Declined
• King Gary the First of Many Mistakes
• King Gary, Scourge of the Buffet
• King Gene Pool
• King Glen the Third Time Lucky
• King Godfrey the Underdressed for Winter
• King Graham, Slayer of Houseplants

K, continued

• King Gus the Zeroth
• King Hank the Second Best
• King Harold the Adequate
• King Herb Garden
• King Hides-Behind-Pawns
• King High, Nothing Else
• King Hmm the Thoughtful
• King Honk, Terror of the Village Pond
• King Horace the Hard to Find
• King Howard, Tamer of the Lawn Mower
• King Hubert the Still Deciding
• King Huck of Hayloft Heights
• King Hugo First
• King Humbert the Unprepared

K, continued

• King Ignatius the Ill-Informed
• King in Exile at His Mother's House
• King in Waiting, Still Waiting
• King Insert Name Here
• King Ivor Crown
• King Jasper the Just Leaving
• King Justin Time
• King Keith the Lukewarm
• King Keith, Terror of the Dance Floor
• King Kevin the Fine, I Guess
• King Kevin the First and Hopefully Last
• King Leer
• King Len of Turnipshire
• King Leofric the Lost Again

K, continued

• King Leroy the Thrice Royal
• King Les Ismore
• King Lionel the Loud Chewer
• King Lloyd the Fourth Wall Breaker
• King Lucius the Lightly Toasted
• King Lyle the Umpteenth
• King Maybe
• King Me the Checkers Champion
• King Meh
• King Merv the Eleventh Hour
• King Midas Touchscreen
• King Midas Well
• King Miles Away
• King Mittens, Conqueror of the Lap
• King Monarch Butterfly

K, continued

• King Monty of the Molehill
• King Mortimer the Middling
• King Moss of Mossington-under-Drip
• King Name Pending
• King Ned the Minus First
• King Neigh of the Stable Monarchy
• King Neil the Third Wheel
• King Nibbles of the Hutch
• King Nigel the Passable
• King Nope
• King Norbert the Nervous Laugher
• King Norman the Hard to Describe
• King Norman, Bane of Wet Paint Signs
• King of a Hill of Beans

K, continued

• King of Clubs and Club Sandwiches
• King of Clubs He Was Never Invited To
• King of Diamonds in the Rough
• King of East Nowhere
• King of Everything Up to the Fence
• King of Fogbottom and Parts of Mistley
• King of Go Fish
• King of Greater Mudflap
• King of Half a Valley
• King of Hearts and Heartburn
• King of Little Soggy
• King of Lower Puddle
• King of Much Fussing
• King of Nether Wallop-on-the-Wold
• King of Next Door's Hedge, Disputed

K, continued

• King of One Small Rock
• King of Sheepless Hill
• King of Spades and Other Garden Tools
• King of the Back Seat
• King of the Blackout Curtains
• King of the Crossroads, Northwest Corner
• King of the Far End of the Bench
• King of the Five-Minute Nap
• King of the Fuse Box
• King of the Good Armchair
• King of the Island at Low Tide
• King of the Junk Drawer
• King of the Leftovers
• King of the Loose Change

K, continued

• King of the Middle Cinnamon Roll
• King of the Missing Piece
• King of the Remote
• King of the Roundabout and Its Environs
• King of the Short Deck
• King of the Unread Emails
• King of the Wobbly Folding Board
• King of the Wrong Turn
• King of the Wrong-Colored Square
• King of Three Fields and a Shed
• King of Upper Dribbling
• King Ogden the Overruled
• King Oink of the Mud Kingdom
• King Ollie of the Allotment

K, continued

• King on Call
• King One-Square-at-a-Time
• King Oops
• King Osbert the Away From His Desk
• King Osric the Mostly Awake
• King Otis the Last, We Hope
• King Otto Correct
• King Otto Pilot
• King Over the Water, Under the Weather
• King Penguin the Waddler
• King Percival the Perfectly Pleasant
• King Phil A. Buster
• King Phil Harmonic
• King Pin of the Bowling Alley
• King Pip of the Pea Patch

K, continued

• King Placeholder
• King Prawn Cocktail
• King Pudding the Unmovable
• King Quentin the Quite Tired
• King Ray Ning Cats and Dogs
• King Reg of the Leaky Bridge
• King Reginald the Mildly Regal
• King Reign Check
• King Reigns But Pours
• King Resigns-on-Move-Nine
• King Rex the Redundant
• King Ribbit of Lily Pad One
• King Rocky Rhodes
• King Roger, Wearer of the Novelty Apron

K, continued

• King Roy the Twice Royal
• King Royal Flush
• King Rupert the Roughly On Time
• King Russell Sprout
• King Rusty Gates
• King Sandy Beach
• King Sid of Thistle Patch
• King Sigmund the Sleepy by Noon
• King Simon, Friend to All Vending Machines
• King Since Last Thursday
• King Size Mattress
• King Skip Breakfast
• King So-and-So
• King Sonny Day

K, continued

• King Squeak the Tiny
• King Stalemate the Stubborn
• King Stan of Parsnip Hollow
• King Stan Still
• King Stan the Ninth and a Half
• King Stuart the So-So
• King Tad of Tadpole Reach
• King Terry Bull
• King Thaddeus the Thoroughly Lost
• King Thingy
• King Throne for a Loop
• King Tim Burr
• King Tipped-Over
• King Todd the First Draft
• King Touch-Move Trevor

K, continued

• King Trevor the Good Enough
• King Trevor, Protector of the Good Parking Spot
• King Tut-Tut the Disapproving
• King Um
• King Until Further Notice
• King Until Lunch
• King Vern the Fifth Wheel
• King Waffles, First of the Kibble Dynasty
• King Walt the Eighth Wonder, Allegedly
• King Wayne, Light of the Open Fridge
• King Wes of Windmill, Singular
• King What's-It of Where's-That
• King Whatever the Indifferent
• King Whatshisname

K, continued

• King Whiskers the Usurper
• King Whoever the Whicheverth
• King Wilf of Soggy Bottom Marsh
• King Wilfred the Well-Meaning
• King Woody Forest
• King Woofgang the Good Boy
• King Zeke of the Lone Pine
• King Zugzwang the Cornered
• King's Cousin Twice Removed and Once Reinstated
• King, Probably
• King-ish Keith
• Kinged on the Back Row
• Kingish
• Kingmaker, Bedmaker Not So Much
• Kneel if Your Knees Allow

L: 46 names

• Laird of the Long Grass
• Lambert the Locked Out of the Castle
• Last of His Line, First in the Lunch Line
• Lawgiver, Naptaker
• Lawn Chair King
• Lea King
• Leftover King
• Leofwine the Left on Read
• Leonard the Third, or Was It Fourth
• Leonard, Loser of Found Remotes
• Leopold the Last to Know

L, continued

• Lester, Assembler of Half a Wardrobe
• Liege of Lumpy Field
• Lightly Used Monarch
• Llama the Unbothered Liege
• Long Live Lunch
• Long Live the Leftovers
• Long May He Dither
• Long May He Nap
• Loo King
• Lord High Nothing in Particular
• Lord Hops of the Carrot Patch
• Lord of Nine Kingdoms and One Timeshare

L, continued

• Lord of Snakes and Mostly Ladders
• Lord of the Barbecue Tongs
• Lord of the Empty Fridge
• Lord of the Extension Cord
• Lord of the Half-Read Books
• Lord of the Last Biscuit
• Lord of the Losing Endgame
• Lord of the Lost Umbrellas
• Lord of the Slow Checkout Line
• Lord of the Squeaky Stair
• Lord of the Tangled Cables

L, continued

• Lord of the Unmatched Socks
• Lord Pawington of the Windowsill
• Lord Protector of Puddleby Minor
• Lord Sniffington of Every Lamppost
• Lothar the Lost the Royal Seal
• Louis the Child (historical)
• Louis the Do-Nothing (historical)
• Louis the Fat (historical)
• Louis the Quarreler (historical)
• Louis the Universal Spider (historical)
• Ludwig the Late to His Own Coronation
• Lur King

M: 35 names

• Magnus Barefoot (historical)
• Magnus Barn-Lock (historical)
• Majesty Lite
• Majesty Minor
• Make Way for His Slowness
• Malcolm the Probably Third
• Malcolm, Finder of Lost Remotes
• Manfred the Mostly Ceremonial
• Margrave of the Marsh Nobody Wanted
• Marmalade Majesty
• Master of the Unassembled Bookshelf

M, continued

• May King, Might Not
• Meatball Majesty
• Melvin, Carrier of All the Shopping in One Trip
• Meme King of the Third Floor
• Merry Ma King
• Mista King
• Mister Fluff, Regent Until Dinner
• Mittens, Rightful Heir to the Sofa
• Mole King of the Lawn
• Monarch Bertram the Bored
• Monarch Crispin the Crumb-Covered
• Monarch of a Rather Nice Cul-de-Sac

M, continued

• Monarch of the Fish Tank
• Monarch of the Microwave
• Monarch of the Mismatched Mugs
• Monarch of the Mudflats
• Monarch of the Mudroom
• Monarch of the Mute Button
• Monarch of the Sixty-Four Squares, Renting One
• Moo-narch of the Lower Pasture
• Muffin Majesty
• Multi Tas King
• Mungo, By Royal Appointment to the Biscuit Tin
• My Liege, My Mistake

N: 16 names

• Nacho Liege
• Nap King
• Nearly King Neville
• Ned the Second Breakfast
• Nephew of the Bold, Owner of a Night Light
• Nestor the Never Not Snacking
• Net Wor King
• Nigel III, the Disappointing Trilogy

N, continued

• Night Shift King
• Nit Pic King
• No Par King
• Noise Ma King
• Noodle Emperor
• Norman VII, the Prequel
• Not Quite King Quentin
• Not Wor King

O: 25 names

• Octavian the On Hold with the Treasury
• Odo the Slept on It Again
• Off-Brand Emperor
• Olaf Hunger (historical)
• Olaf the Quiet (historical)
• Old King Abner the Older Than He Looks
• Old King Coal Scuttle
• Old King Coleslaw
• One Who Rules, Loosely
• Only Loo King
• Orson the Outvoted
• Oswald the First Come, Last Served

O, continued

• Oswald, Speaker to Managers
• Oswin the Often Wrong
• Our Liege on a Lunch Break
• Our Liege, Regrettably
• Ousted from the Armchair by Smudge
• Outranked by His Own Queen
• Outvoted by the Royal Hounds
• Over Thin King
• Overlord Desmond the Underfed
• Overlord Maurice the Underprepared
• Overlord of the Office Fridge
• Overlord of the Outdoor Grill
• Overthrown at Breakfast by Marmalade

P: 49 names

• Pac King
• Packing Peanut King
• Painsta King
• Pair of Kings, No Kicker
• Pancake King
• Paper Hat King
• Par King
• Parallel Par King
• Part-Time King
• Pascal the Once and Never Again
• Pascal, Returner of Shopping Carts
• Pawn Promotion Refuser

P, continued

• Pepin the Short (historical)
• Peter the Ceremonious (historical)
• Philip the Tall (historical)
• Pickle Emperor
• Piers the Politely Ignored
• Pigeon the Perched, Lord of the Statue
• Pillow Fort King
• Pinned and Proud
• Pippin the Put It Off Till Tomorrow
• Pizza Crust Monarch
• Pocket Kings Paul
• Pocket-Sized King

P, continued

• Porridge Prince
• Potentate of the Potting Shed
• Pran King
• Pretzel Potentate
• Prince Charmless
• Prince Consort of No Importance
• Prince Gallant Effort
• Prince Kevin, Heir by Default
• Prince Nigel, Regrettably Next in Line
• Prince Not-Quite-Charming
• Prince of Pothole Lane
• Prince of the Cabbage Marches

P, continued

• Prince of the Pantry
• Prince Regent Emlyn the Temporary
• Prince Tarquin, Fourteenth in Line and Counting
• Prince Wagsworth of Tail End
• Prom King of the Chess Club
• Protected by One Nervous Knight
• Protector of the Last Parking Space
• Protector of the Realm, Collector of Stamps
• Provo King
• Ptolemy Chickpea (historical)
• Ptolemy the Flute Player (historical)
• Ptolemy the Potbelly (historical)
• Pulled the Sword Out, Put It Back

Q: 5 names

• Quac King
• Quasi-Regal Quentin
• Queen Cleocatra's Husband
• Quincy the Twice Removed
• Quincy, Interrupter of Bards

R: 36 names

• Raccoon the Midnight Monarch of Bins
• Radulf the Rarely Consulted
• Ram of the Realm
• Ramiro the Monk (historical)
• Ranulf the Read the Map Upside Down
• Record Brea King
• Refurbished Regent
• Regent Ambrose the Almost
• Regent of the Recliner
• Regent of the Reply-All
• Regent Phineas the Placeholder
• Regent Uncle Barry, Just Until Christmas

R, continued

• Reign Delay
• Reign of Error
• Reign of Mild Inconvenience
• Reign of Terrier
• Reigning Subject to the Cat's Approval
• Reply-All King
• Rise for His Tardiness
• Roc King
• Roderick the Ran Out of Decrees
• Rodney the Latest
• Roger XIII, the Unlucky
• Rollo the Reigned for a Long Weekend

R, continued

• Rook's Roommate
• Rooster Rex the Early Riser
• Royal, Entry Level
• Rufus the Three Times Late
• Rufus, Stepper on Rakes
• Ruler of All He Surveys, Which Is a Hedge
• Ruler of Slightly Past the Mill
• Ruler of the Bit Behind the Barn
• Ruler of the Hill, Small
• Ruler of the House Rules
• Ruler of the Roost and Not Much Else
• Ruler of the Twelve-Inch Ruler

S: 58 names

• Sancho the Fat (historical)
• Sandcastle King
• Sandwich Sovereign
• Scepter Holder, Left-Handed
• Scholar's Mate Sam
• Seasonal King
• Second-Hand Sovereign
• Secondborn and Slightly Smug
• Semi-Majesty
• Seward the Backup Plan
• Sha King
• Shell King Sheldon the Slow to Rule
• Sherman, Walker into Glass Doors
• Shir King

S, continued

• Shoc King
• Shrin King
• Sigebert the Signed Without Reading
• Sigtrygg Silkbeard (historical)
• Simon XIV, Running Out of Numerals
• Sire of Little Brain and Large Hat
• Sire Snores-a-Lot
• Sitter upon the Throne, Fidgeter upon the Throne
• Sleep Wal King
• Sloth the Slow to Decree
• Small Talk King
• Smooth Tal King
• Snac King
• Snea King
• Snow Fort Sovereign

S, continued

• Son of the Conqueror, Loser of the Keys
• Sort of King
• Sovereign Ansel the Absent-Minded
• Sovereign of Land, Sea and Shed
• Sovereign of Six Cottages
• Sovereign of the Corner Square
• Sovereign of the Lesser Bog
• Sovereign of the Secret Sauce
• Sovereign of the Shallow End
• Sovereign of the Stapler
• Sovereign Tortoise the Unhurried
• Spea King
• Spreadsheet King
• Squea King

S, continued

• Stoc King
• Store Brand Majesty
• Stuart XI, the Extra Large
• Sty Lord Hamlet
• Substitute King
• Sul King
• Sultan of Second Helpings
• Sultan of the Guest Wi-Fi
• Sultan of the Sofa Cushions
• Sultan of the Spice Rack
• Sultan of the Sprinkler
• Sultan Snugglepaws
• Supreme Ruler of the Bottom Drawer
• Sweyn Forkbeard (historical)
• Swithun the Soaked

T: 116 names

• Tabletop Tyrant of Tiddlywinks
• Taco Tsar
• Takeback Ted
• Tal King
• Tancred the Tripped on the Red Carpet
• Tarquin the One and a Bit
• Tarquin, Spiller of the Royal Gravy
• Technically King
• Temp King from the Agency
• Than King
• Thane of the Thicket
• The Abdicated and Much Happier
• The Abdicator Who Kept the Hat
• The Black King Who Prefers Checkers

T, continued

• The Bonnie Prince Barely
• The Boy King Who Is Forty-Three
• The Child King's Babysitter
• The Claimant with No Paperwork
• The Coronation Ran Long
• The Cousin Nobody Invited
• The Crown Slipped Over His Eyes
• The Crown Was a Size Too Small
• The Crowned Head of Bedhead
• The Dynasty's Weakest Link
• The E1 Homebody
• The Emperor Who Built a Very Small Wall
• The Emperor Who Returned His Crown for Store Credit
• The Emperor Who Wore the New Clothes Twice
• The Good King's Other Son

T, continued

• The Great King's Mediocre Grandson
• The Horse Who Would Be King
• The Infant King, Represented by His Nanny
• The King Replaced by a Bottle Cap
• The King Who Banned Trumpets Before Ten
• The King Who Declared War on Mondays
• The King Who Decreed Tuesdays Optional
• The King Who Forgot Which Castle Was His
• The King Who Got Stuck in His Armor
• The King Who Is Actually a Salt Shaker
• The King Who Knighted a Coat Rack
• The King Who Lost the Crown Down the Sofa
• The King Who Married a Portrait by Mistake
• The King Who Sat on the Cake

T, continued

• The King Who Taxed Puddles
• The King Who Waved at the Wrong Crowd
• The King's Dad, Retired
• The Lord Who Locked Himself in the Tower
• The Merry Monarch (historical)
• The Monarch Who Asked for Directions Too Late
• The Monarch Who Lost at Tic-Tac-Toe to the Jester
• The Monarch Who Napped Through the Invasion
• The Monarch Who Paid Ransom for His Own Hat
• The Most Noble Nod-Off
• The Old King's Least Favorite Nephew
• The Orb Rolled Under the Dresser
• The Other Twin
• The Pretender Who Stopped Pretending
• The Prince Who Kissed the Frog and Apologized

T, continued

• The Prince Who Slept on Twenty Mattresses and Complained
• The Prophecy Meant His Sister
• The Right Honorable Wrong
• The Royal Ahem
• The Royal Decree Was a Grocery List
• The Royal Eye Roll
• The Royal In-Law Who Stayed
• The Royal Oui
• The Royal Pain
• The Royal Seal Is an Actual Seal
• The Royal Shrug
• The Royal Sigh
• The Royal We and Also Steve
• The Ruler Who Hid in the Pantry

T, continued

• The Ruler Who Invited the Dragon to Dinner
• The Ruler Who Measured Twice and Still Got It Wrong
• The Scepter Is a Soup Ladle
• The Sovereign Who Mistook the Moat for a Bath
• The Sovereign Who Named Every Horse Gerald
• The Sovereign Who Surrendered to a Goose
• The Spare's Spare
• The Sword Refused Him Twice
• The Throne Is Currently Occupied by Gus
• The Throne Was Double-Booked
• The Usurper Who Changed His Mind
• The Usurper's Apprentice
• The White King in a Gray Sweater
• The Wise King's Only Mistake
• The Wrong Brother

T, continued

• Theobald the There in Spirit
• Thin King
• Thirdborn and Mostly Forgotten
• Thorfinn the Thought It Was Tuesday
• Three Kings and a Bad Bluff
• Three-Point Turn King
• Throne Warmer in Chief
• Tic King
• Tiddles, Who Sits Upon the Throne Now
• Time Trouble Tim
• Torquil the Talks Through Jousts
• Trainee King
• Treehouse King
• Tremble Before the Tepid

T, continued

• Trevor IV, Now with Less Budget
• Trifle Tyrant
• Trivia Night King
• Trouble Ma King
• Tsar Dimitri the Drowsy
• Tsar of the Chili Cook-Off
• Tsar of the Linen Closet
• Tsar of the Mismatched Lids
• Tsar of the Recycling Bins
• Tsar of the To-Do List
• Tsar Oleg the Three Suitcases
• Tsar Scratchpost the Shredder
• Twea King
• Twin Kings Who Share One Throne Badly
• Typo King

U: 6 names

• Uncle Regent Who Won't Leave
• Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears the Bucket
• Uneasy Sits the Seat on the Wobbly Throne
• Uniter of the Tribes for a Group Photo
• Upton, Waver at Strangers Who Waved at Someone Else
• Usurped by the Robot Vacuum

V: 7 names

• Vernon the Understudy's Understudy
• Vernon, Starter of Diets on Mondays
• Vice King
• Vice-Regent to the Household Dog
• Viceroy of the Vegetable Patch
• Vortimer the Voted Least Likely to Reign
• Vsevolod the Big Nest (historical)

W: 16 names

• Waffle Sovereign
• Wal King
• Waldo the Where Is He
• Wearer of the Crown, Backwards
• Wears the Crown to Bed
• Weekend King
• Wenceslaus the Idle (historical)
• Wenzel the Would Rather Be Gardening

W, continued

• Wigmund the Wearer of Socks with Sandals
• Wilfred the Hairy (historical)
• Winston the Runner-Up Twice
• Winston, Parker Across Two Spaces
• Wishful Thin King
• Wladyslaw the Elbow-High (historical)
• Wor King
• Wulfgar the Wrong Castle

Y: 18 names

• Yard Sale King
• Yorick the Yawning
• Young King Toby the Up Past His Bedtime
• Youngest of Nine, Crowned by Accident
• Your Eminence in Slippers
• Your Excellency, Pending Review
• Your Grace, Loosely Speaking
• Your Lowness
• Your Magnificence, Terms Apply

Y, continued

• Your Majesty, Allegedly
• Your Majesty, Apparently
• Your Majesty, More or Less
• Your Medium Highness
• Your Mild Highness
• Your Royal Shyness
• Your Royal Whyness
• Your Serene Snackiness
• Your Worship on Weekdays Only