Funny Mummy Name Generator

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Browse 1,000 funny mummy names for Halloween decorations, costumes, party games and comic monsters: bandage puns like Sir Wraps-a-Lot and Linen Larry, pharaoh puns like Tutankhamoan and Ramses the Slightly Late, tomb jokes like Sarcophagus Gus, and feeble curses like Curse of the Mild Inconvenience.

About funny mummy names

A funny mummy name works on one of a handful of running jokes: the bandages, the tomb, the great age, the curse that never quite lands and the slow, moaning walk. Sir Wraps-a-Lot and Linen Larry play on the cloth, Sarcophagus Gus and Tomb for One on the address, Dusty McCrumble and Best Before 1300 BC on the date of manufacture. A second family puns on the names of ancient pharaohs, which is how you get Tutankhamoan, Ramses the Slightly Late and Narmer the Charmer.

The 1,000 names here are spread over those styles and several more, so rerolls do not repeat one joke. There are mock royal titles (His Royal Dustiness), underwhelming curses (Curse of the Mild Inconvenience), read-aloud full names (Anita Bandage, Will Preserved), museum and dig-site gags (Exhibit A, Carbon Dater), desert wordplay (Papyrus Cyrus, Camel Lot), sleepy and slow-walking jokes (Five More Centuries, Shuffles McGee), toilet-paper costume names (Jumbo Roll Joel) and short pet or mascot names such as Wraps, Gauzy and Burrito. A small group plays on mummy as the British word for mom, like Stay-at-Tomb Mummy.

The list aims at a family audience: there is no gore, and the jokes are about bandages, dust, old age and long-dead pharaohs, never about living people.

How to choose funny mummy names

  • Read the name aloud first. Puns like Tutankhamoan and Giza Louise only land when spoken, so try them on someone before you letter a sign or a name tag.
  • Match the joke to the prop. A toilet-paper costume suits Toilet Paper Tony or Last-Minute Costume, a cardboard sarcophagus suits Sarcophagus Gus, and a museum-style label suits Exhibit A or On Loan from the Basement.
  • For a party game where teams race to bandage a player in toilet paper, give each team a name from a different style, such as one pharaoh pun, one curse and one wrapped food, so the scoreboard is easy to read.
  • Keep short names for pets, plush toys and mascots. Wraps, Gauzy, Tut-Tut and Crumbs fit on a collar tag, while the long curse names need a sign with room for two lines.
  • Know your audience for the mummy-as-mom jokes. Because Mummy Said So gets the biggest laugh where mummy is the everyday word for mother; elsewhere the bandage and tomb puns are the surer pick.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny names for a mummy?

Names from the list include Sir Wraps-a-Lot, Tutankhamoan, Sarcophagus Gus, Dusty McCrumble and Ramses the Slightly Late. For something shorter, try Wraps, Gauzy or Tut-Tut, and for a sign with more room try Curse of the Missing Sock.

How is this different from the Mummy Name Generator?

The Mummy Name Generator is a serious list of ancient Egyptian names for risen pharaohs and cursed priests in stories and games. This page is all jokes: puns on bandages, tombs and pharaohs' names, such as Cleo Catastrophe and Narmer the Charmer, made for decorations, costumes and party games.

Are these mummy names suitable for a family Halloween party?

Yes. The list is written for a family audience and stays away from gore: the jokes are about bandages, dust, naps and feeble curses, like Overslept Otis and Curse of the Stubbed Toe. Read a name through before you print it all the same, since tastes differ from one party to the next.

Are these mummy puns original?

Not all of them, and the page does not present them that way. Jokes about wraps, tombs and Tutankhamun have gone around on Halloween decorations for a long time. The rest follow the same patterns, so some will be familiar and some may be new to you.

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A: 35 names

  • A Hex on Your Hairdo
  • A Pox on Your Picnic
  • Aching Akhenaten
  • After Hours Howard
  • Ahmose the Famous-ish
  • Ahmose There
  • Akhen-Not-Again
  • Akhenapper
  • Al Rapped Up
  • All Bound Up
  • Amasis the Amazed
  • Amenho-Tepid
  • Amenhotep the Hot-Stepper
  • Ancient Agnes
  • Anita Bandage
  • Anita Dusting
  • Anita Nap
  • Anita Stretch
  • Ann Cient
  • Ann Tique
  • Antechamber Anthony
  • Antique Monique
  • Appraised at Nine Dollars
  • Apries the Sneezy
  • Archaeologist's Regret
  • Archduke of Aches
  • Archie Ologist
  • Arms Out Front Gwen
  • Artifact or Fiction
  • Arty Fact
  • Ask Your Mummy
  • Asp Me Later
  • Assistant to the Regional Pharaoh
  • At Loose Ends Louise
  • Audio Guide Clyde

B: 56 names

  • B. C. Born
  • Back in My Dynasty
  • Bad Handwriting Hieroglyph
  • Bad Luck Chuck the Mummy
  • Baklava
  • Bandage Bill
  • Bandage of Brothers
  • Bandageddon
  • Bandy
  • Bane of the Brain Freeze
  • Bane of the Buffering Video
  • Bane of the Mismatched Lids
  • Barely Cursed Bernard
  • Barely Holding Together
  • Baron Barely There
  • Baron of the Back Room
  • Baron von Bandage
  • Baroness Bedsheet
  • Barry Tinsand
  • Basement Storage Morgan
  • Be There in a Century
  • Bea Wildered
  • Bearer of the Royal Fan
  • Because Mummy Said So
  • Bedhead Ned
  • Bedsheet Budget
  • Bedsheet Was Taken
  • Beetle Bub

B, continued

  • Behind the Velvet Rope
  • Belly Button Lint Clint
  • Bemoaning Benny
  • Ben Asleep
  • Ben Rested Since Forever
  • Bent Pyramid Benny
  • Best Before 1300 BC
  • Bifocals Beryl
  • Bingo Night Dwight
  • Bird Bird Squiggle Eye
  • Bite the Dust Gus
  • Blintz
  • Bobbin
  • Bone Dry Brian
  • Booby Trap Bob
  • Book Club Skipper
  • Bound to Happen
  • Brittle Britt
  • Brushed Off Bruce
  • Buffering Bernard
  • Bundle of Joyless
  • Bundled Barney
  • Bundles
  • Burial Chamber Music
  • Burlap Burt
  • Burlap of Luxury
  • Burrito
  • Bursting at the Seams

C: 119 names

  • Calcified Clyde
  • Call Your Mummy
  • Calzone
  • Cam L. Hump
  • Camel Lot
  • Can You Dig It Bridget
  • Candy Bag Dragger
  • Cannot Touch Toes Moe
  • Cara Van
  • Carbon Copy Colby
  • Carbon Date Night
  • Carbon Date Palm
  • Carbon Dater
  • Cardigan Gordon
  • Carrie Dout
  • Carry-On Sarcophagus
  • Cartouche Potato
  • Cartouche Scaramouche
  • Case Closed Casey
  • Cat-a-Comb-Over
  • Catacomb Cathy
  • Catalog Number Nine
  • Cataloged Under Miscellaneous
  • Caterpillar Phil
  • Chamber Maid Marian
  • Chamber of Mild Secrets
  • Chariot Harriet
  • Chariot of Tired
  • Chariot Parking Only
  • Cheesecloth Cheryl
  • Chief Scribe of Complaints
  • Chimichanga
  • Chris P. Linen
  • Chrysalis Chris
  • Cinnamon Roll
  • Cleo Catastrophe
  • Cleo of the Late Start
  • Cleo the Clumsy
  • Cleo-Nap-Tra

C, continued

  • Cleo-Paw
  • Cleopatchy
  • Cleopatter
  • Cling Wrap Kip
  • Cloth Encounters
  • Clueless Cleo
  • Cobweb Deb
  • Cobwebby
  • Cobwebs for Brains
  • Cocoon
  • Coffin Break Blake
  • Coffin Fit Colin
  • Coffin Up Dust
  • Coming Apart Art
  • Coming Unraveled Carl
  • Costume by Grandma
  • Costume Contest Runner-Up
  • Cotton Ball Paul
  • Cotton Swab Bob
  • Cotton-Eyed Mo
  • Count Backwards
  • Count Me Wrapped Up
  • Count Thread Count
  • Countess of Cobwebs
  • Cozy Crypt Kip
  • Crate Expectations
  • Creaks-a-Lot
  • Creaky
  • Creaky Deke
  • Crepe Suzette
  • Crinkle
  • Crispin Dry
  • Crochet Renee
  • Crocodile Nile Kyle
  • Croissant
  • Crossword Clue Lou
  • Crumb Lord
  • Crumbelstiltskin
  • Crumbles McGee
  • Crumbly Colby

C, continued

  • Crumbs
  • Crumple
  • Crusty
  • Crypt Kicker Vic
  • Cryptic Clyde
  • Cryptic Crossword Clive
  • Crypty
  • Cubit
  • Curator Kate's Headache
  • Curator's Favorite
  • Curse of the Cold Fries
  • Curse of the Dropped Toast
  • Curse of the Flat Soda
  • Curse of the Hiccups
  • Curse of the Itchy Tag
  • Curse of the Lost Remote
  • Curse of the Low Battery
  • Curse of the Lukewarm Tea
  • Curse of the Mild Inconvenience
  • Curse of the Missing Sock
  • Curse of the Monday Morning
  • Curse of the Paper Cut
  • Curse of the Popcorn Kernel
  • Curse of the Slightly Damp Towel
  • Curse of the Slow Wi-Fi
  • Curse of the Soggy Sandwich
  • Curse of the Squeaky Shoe
  • Curse of the Sticky Keyboard
  • Curse of the Stubbed Toe
  • Curse of the Tangled Earbuds
  • Curse of the Uneven Bangs
  • Curse of the Untied Shoelace
  • Curse of the Wobbly Table
  • Curse Pending Approval
  • Cursed to Lose Pens
  • Cursed to Sneeze Twice
  • Cursed with Bad Timing
  • Cursed with Cold Feet
  • Cursed with Hat Hair
  • Customs Declared Me Antique

D: 61 names

  • Dame Dustbunny
  • Darn It Darnell
  • Dead End Dennis
  • Decoffinated Dee
  • Dee Hydrated
  • Dee Siccated
  • Delicate Cycle Michael
  • Des Ert
  • Desert Dessert Mix-Up
  • Dig Site Dwight
  • Dilly Dally Sally
  • Diorama Drama
  • Dirty Linen Dave
  • Discovery of the Century, Sort Of
  • Display Case Chase
  • DJ Crumble
  • Djoser Inspection
  • Djoser the Dozer
  • Djoser to the Edge
  • Do Not Disturb Until 3000
  • Do Not Pull This Thread
  • Do Not Touch Dutch
  • Do Not Tumble Dry
  • Docent Vincent
  • Donated Anonymously
  • Doom of the Empty Cookie Jar
  • Doom of the Pebble in Your Shoe
  • Doom of the Sock Slipping Down
  • Doom of the Song Stuck in Your Head
  • Doom Scroll Darryl

D, continued

  • Doomed to Forget Names
  • Doomed to Trip on Nothing
  • Doug Meup
  • Doug Site
  • Dragging His Feet Pete
  • Drags-a-Leg Greg
  • Dried Apricot Dot
  • Dropped Stitch Mitch
  • Drummer in a Wrap Band
  • Dry Clean Only
  • Dry Heat Pete
  • Dry Spell Mel
  • Dry Wit Whit
  • Dryer Lint Dot
  • Duchess of Dither
  • Duchess of Mild Dismay
  • Duct Tape Doug
  • Dug Up Doug
  • Duke of Dawdle
  • Duke of Overdue
  • Dumpling
  • Dune and Dusted
  • Dune Buggy Doug
  • Dunes
  • Dung Beetle Doug
  • Dust Bunny Benny
  • Dust Jacket Jack
  • Dustin the Wind-Up
  • Dustmop
  • Dusty McCrumble
  • Dusty Shelves

E: 17 names

  • Earl of Unfurl
  • Early Bird Special Earl
  • Early to Bed Ed
  • Egg Roll Earl
  • Elderly Ellery
  • Emoji Scribe
  • Empanada Amanda
  • Empress of Excuses
  • Enchilada
  • Excavated Edgar
  • Excavation Station
  • Exhibit A
  • Exhibit B-Minus
  • Exhibit Closed for Lunch
  • Extra Legroom Request
  • Extra Soft Sophie
  • Extra Starch Marge

F: 37 names

  • Fabric Softener Sal
  • Fajita Rita
  • Falling Apart Bart
  • False Door Eleanor
  • Fated to Bite a Cheek
  • Fated to Miss the Bus
  • Felt Left Out
  • Field Trip Chip
  • Find of the Week
  • Five More Centuries
  • Five-Star Tomb Review
  • Flannel Daniel
  • Flip Your Lid Sid
  • Flood Season Susan
  • Foil-Wrapped Leftovers
  • Food Pyramid Fred
  • For a Good Gauze
  • Forty Centuries Young
  • Forty Winks and Forty Centuries
  • Fossil
  • Fossil Fred
  • Fossilized Phyllis
  • Four Thousand Candles
  • Fragile, This Side Up
  • Fray Dedge
  • Frayed at the Edges
  • Frayed Fred
  • Frayed Knot
  • Freeze-Dried Clyde
  • Frequent Flyer of Museums
  • Fresh Linen Finn
  • Fringe
  • Fruit Leather Heather
  • Full Groan Adult
  • Full-Size Candy Bar Finder
  • Fun Size Pharaoh
  • Fusty

G: 32 names

  • Gathering Dust Gord
  • Gauze for Concern
  • Gauzephine
  • Gauzy
  • Gauzy Gus
  • Geezer of Giza
  • Gift Shop Bestseller
  • Gift Shop Gil
  • Gift Wrap Gary
  • Giza
  • Giza Louise
  • Glad Rags Gladys
  • Glass Case of Emotion
  • Glyph Hanger
  • Golden Oldie Goldie
  • Good Old Whatsisname
  • Grand Vizier Gary
  • Grand-Mummy Edna
  • Grandpa Giza
  • Granny Gauzebottom
  • Granny Knot Nan
  • Great Pyramid of Geez
  • Great-Great-Great Grandpa Greg
  • Gro Ning
  • Groan Up
  • Groan Zone Joan
  • Groanhilda
  • Groany
  • Groany Joanie
  • Grumpy Camel Carl
  • Gym Membership Unused
  • Gyro Hero

H: 53 names

  • Half a Nile Away
  • Half-Caff Khafre
  • Hall Monitor of the Tomb
  • Hand Wash Cold
  • Handle with Care Claire
  • Hanging by a Thread
  • Hankie
  • Hard Candy Andy
  • Harry Glyphics
  • Hat-Cheap-Suit
  • Hats-Off Hatshepsut
  • Hatshep-Snooze
  • Hatshepsoot
  • Have You Tried Unrolling It
  • Heir Apparent, Barely Apparent
  • Heir to the Hamper
  • Held Together with Hope
  • Hem and Haw Hal
  • Hemline Emmeline
  • Hemmy
  • Her Bandaged Majesty
  • Her Grace the Graceless
  • Her Highness the Hardly Awake
  • Her Royal Crumbliness
  • Hex of the Bent Spoon
  • Hex of the Early Alarm

H, continued

  • Hex of the Expired Coupon
  • Hex of the Jammed Printer
  • Hex of the Runny Nose
  • Hex of the Squeaky Hinge
  • Hidden Chamber Hank
  • Hiero Sandwich
  • Hiero-Giggles
  • Hieroglyph Cliff
  • Hieroglyphic Novel
  • High Steward of Dust
  • Hippo Critical
  • His Excellency the Exhibit
  • His Linen Lordship
  • His Majesty the Mostly Intact
  • His Royal Dustiness
  • His Serenity the Itchy
  • Hit Snooze in 1200 BC
  • Homemade Halloween Hal
  • Hopelessly Tangled Hank
  • Horemheb the Hiccuper
  • Horemheb the Humdrum
  • Hot Date Kate
  • Hourglass Cass
  • Humble Piye
  • Hump Day Hugh
  • Hundred Percent Cotton
  • Hy Roglyph

I: 12 names

  • I. C. Sand
  • I. M. Old
  • I. M. Rapt
  • Ima Bitstiff
  • Ima Lilate
  • Ima Mess
  • Ima Relic
  • In My Day Ray
  • In Stitches Stella
  • Item 47-B
  • Iva Curse
  • Ivana Unravel

J: 10 names

  • Jackal Lantern
  • Jinx of the Burnt Popcorn
  • Jinx of the Forgotten Umbrella
  • Jinx of the Melted Ice Cream
  • Jinx of the Stuck Zipper
  • Jinx of the Wrong Order
  • Jumbo Roll Joel
  • Just Be-Gauze
  • Justa Costume
  • Justin Tombed

K: 21 names

  • Karaoke Moaner
  • Keeper of the Royal Lint
  • Keeper of the Spare Bandage
  • Kerfuffle Khufu
  • Kerr Sed
  • Khafre Break
  • Khafre Table
  • Khu-Phooey
  • Khufu Fighting
  • Khufu the Goofy
  • King Crusty the Last
  • King Kerfuffle
  • King Nap the Long
  • King of the Late Bloomers
  • King Size Sheet
  • King Tuttle the Subtle
  • Knit Wit Kit
  • Knitting Circle Myrtle
  • Knot My Problem
  • Knot Today
  • Knotty Scotty

L: 44 names

  • Label Fell Off
  • Labeled Wrong Since 1922
  • Lady Frayington
  • Lady Latebloom
  • Lady Linen
  • Lasagna Layers
  • Last-Minute Costume
  • Late by the Sundial
  • Lead Singer of the Linens
  • Lean Mean Linen Machine
  • Leg Room in the Tomb
  • Lidless in the Morning
  • Lidsy
  • Lift the Lid Lloyd
  • Limestone Cowboy
  • Linen Closet Clyde
  • Linen Larry
  • Linen on Me
  • Lint Roller Lenny
  • Lint Trap Larry
  • Linty
  • Long in the Tooth Ruth

L, continued

  • Loose Ends Lenny
  • Loose Thread Fred
  • Lopsided Lyle
  • Lord High Yawner
  • Lord Lingerlong
  • Lord Lumpy of Lower Linen
  • Lord of the Loose Ends
  • Lord Unspool
  • Lost and Found Regular
  • Lost Gauze Larry
  • Lost in the Laundry
  • Lost Luggage Lou
  • Lost Sandal Randall
  • Lot 12, Slightly Used
  • Lotta Layers
  • Lou Sends
  • Lou Sthread
  • Low Signal in the Pyramid
  • Lumbering Lambert
  • Lunch Lady Linen
  • Lurch
  • Lurch and Learn

M: 57 names

  • Machine Washable Mel
  • Mae B. Cursed
  • Masking Tape Mason
  • Master of the Royal Nap
  • Mausoleum Liam
  • MC Papyrus
  • Menkau-Really
  • Menkaure the Mediocre
  • Mentuhotep the Mentioned
  • Merneptah the Meh
  • Mew Zeum
  • Middle Manager of the Middle Kingdom
  • Mildew Lou
  • Mildly Cursed Mel
  • Minor Find Finn
  • Minor Malediction Mavis
  • Minty Mentuhotep
  • Mirage Marge
  • Misfiled Miles
  • Missed the Renaissance
  • Mister Mothball
  • Mister Sandman's Intern
  • Mmmph Mmmph
  • Moan and Groan Jones
  • Moanica
  • Moany
  • Moany Tony
  • Moe Gauze

M, continued

  • Moe Ning-Groaning
  • Moe Thballs
  • Moldy Oldie
  • Mom Made It
  • Monarch of the Mothballs
  • Moth-Eaten Morton
  • Mothball Mabel
  • Mothy
  • Muffled Mel
  • Mumbles
  • Mumbles McMutter
  • Mumbling Merneptah
  • Mummy Bear
  • Mummy Blogger
  • Mummy Brain
  • Mummy Duck
  • Mummy Knows Where It Is
  • Mummy Needs a Minute
  • Mummy Said No
  • Mummy's Day Off
  • Mummy's Favorite
  • Mummy's Home Cooking
  • Mummy-in-Law Maude
  • Museum Guard's Nightmare
  • Museum Piece Reese
  • Museum Quality Molly
  • Muslin Russell
  • Musty
  • Musty Rusty

N: 23 names

  • N. Cased
  • N. Shent
  • Nacho Necho
  • Narmer the Calmer
  • Narmer the Charmer
  • Narmer the Lukewarmer
  • Natron
  • Necho the Echo
  • Necropolis Nellie
  • Needles to Say
  • Nefer on Time
  • Nefer Say Nefer
  • Nefer-Mind
  • Nefi
  • Never-Tidy Nefertiti
  • Night Shift Librarian
  • Nile Be Back
  • Niles the Reptile
  • No Bars in the Burial Chamber
  • No Flash Photography Please
  • Not a Morning Mummy
  • Not Even Djoser
  • Number One Mummy Mug

O: 27 names

  • Oasis or Mirage
  • Oasis Otis
  • Obelisk Risk
  • Oboe-lisk
  • Oh-So-Corny Osorkon
  • Old Fossil Russell
  • Old Kingdom, New Intern
  • Old News Lou
  • Old Timer Homer
  • Older Than Dirt Gert
  • Older Than the Wheel Neil
  • On a Roll Cole
  • On Loan from the Basement
  • On Loan Joan
  • One Size Fits All
  • One-Mummy Bandage
  • One-Star Sarcophagus Review
  • Open Tomb Policy
  • Osorkon the Sore
  • Otto B. Unwound
  • Otto Dabandage
  • Out of Office Since Antiquity
  • Out of Paper Piper
  • Over the Dune June
  • Over the Hill Bill
  • Overslept Otis
  • Overtime Since Forever

P: 74 names

  • Pa Pyrus
  • Packing Peanut Janet
  • Paige Missing
  • Palm Reader Rita
  • Paper Jam Papyrus
  • Papy
  • Papyrus Cut
  • Papyrus Cyrus
  • Papyrus Trail
  • Parched Archie
  • Party Game Champion
  • Past Her Bedtime Bea
  • Past His Prime Clyde
  • Patches
  • Pension Pending Since 1400 BC
  • Pepi the Peppy
  • Pepi the Sleepy
  • Permanent Exhibit Emmett
  • Permanent Press Tess
  • Petrified Pete
  • Petty Vengeance Vince
  • Pharaoh Fluff
  • Pharaoh Fred the Frayed
  • Pharaoh Moans
  • Pharaoh of the Forgotten Password
  • Pharaoh of the Fourth Snooze
  • Pharaoh Phil the Fragile
  • Pharaoh Weather Friend
  • Phil O. Dust
  • Phyllo Phil
  • Pierogi
  • Pig in a Blanket
  • Pillow Creases Reese
  • Pinking Shears Piers
  • Pita Pocket Paulette
  • Pith Helmet Pat
  • Piye a la Mode

P, continued

  • Piye in the Sky
  • Plaque Says Otherwise
  • Plaster Cast Chad
  • Please Do Not Tap the Glass
  • Plodder Todd
  • Pocket Full of Sand
  • Pocket Lint Pete
  • Pointy Roof Ruth
  • Polyester Lester
  • Poplin
  • Porch Light Is Off
  • Pot Shard Richard
  • Pottery Class Dropout
  • Power Nap Pharaoh
  • Pre-Dates the Calendar
  • Priceless Bryce
  • Prince Almost Charming
  • Prince of Pending
  • Prince Ragnar the Ragged
  • Princess Patchwork
  • Princess Peeling
  • Professor's Pet
  • Property of the Third Floor
  • Prune Juice Bruce
  • Psamtik Tac
  • Psamtik the Psnoozer
  • Ptolemy Another One
  • Ptolemy the Truth
  • Ptolemy Twice Already
  • Puff Pastry Patsy
  • Pull My Thread
  • Put a Lid on It Lydia
  • Pyra
  • Pyramid of Laundry
  • Pyramid Pete
  • Pyramid Timeshare Tim
  • Pyramid-Shaped Pat

Q: 6 names

  • Queen Crumbelina
  • Queen Lint the First
  • Queen of Quite Enough
  • Queen Quibble the Quiet
  • Quicksand Quincy
  • Quilted Quentin

R: 50 names

  • Ragamuffin Ruth
  • Raggedy Randy
  • Raggles
  • Raggy
  • Rags to Riches Rich
  • Ragtime Ray
  • Raisin Ray
  • Ram-Seize the Day
  • Rambling Ramses
  • Rammy
  • Ramses the Grumpy
  • Ramses the Rumpled
  • Ramses the Second Helping
  • Ramses the Slightly Late
  • Ramses the Thirteenth-ish
  • Ramshackle Ramses
  • Ran Out of Tape Nate
  • Ran Out of Time Tim
  • Ravel
  • Rebel Without a Gauze
  • Red Tape Rita
  • Reed Boat Rhett
  • Regent of Rummage
  • Relic
  • Relic Derek

R, continued

  • Remembers the Bronze Age
  • Remembers When It Was All Sand
  • Replica Rebecca
  • Reply When I Rise
  • Retired, Mostly
  • Returned to Sender
  • Rhea Stored
  • Ribbon Hood
  • Ribbons
  • Ribbons McBow
  • Riddle Me This Rhys
  • Rip Van Wrinkle's Uncle
  • Rise and Whine
  • Rock and Roll of Gauze
  • Rocking Chair Blair
  • Roll Model
  • Rolling Boulder Bo
  • Rosetta Stone-Face
  • Rowland Tape
  • Royal Pillow Fluffer
  • Royal Taster of Stale Bread
  • Ruler of Two Lands and a Shed
  • Rumple
  • Running Late Since 2500 BC
  • Russ Tling

S: 125 names

  • Sal Vaged
  • Samosa Rosa
  • Sand in My Bandages
  • Sand Trap Sam
  • Sandal Scandal
  • Sandcastle Cassie
  • Sandstorm Norm
  • Sandy Dunes
  • Sandy Paws
  • Sandy Sandals
  • Sarah Desert
  • Sarcastic Sarcophagus
  • Sarco
  • Sarcopha-Gal Sal
  • Sarcophagus Gus
  • Sarcophagus Russ
  • Sarcophagus Sleepover
  • Sarky
  • Sausage Roll Saul
  • Scan Results Pending
  • Scarab
  • Scarab Barry
  • School Group Scarer
  • Scraps
  • Scribe of the Shopping List
  • Scroll With It
  • Seams Legit
  • Seamus Splitseam
  • Secret Passage Sage
  • Seen Better Centuries
  • Selfie with a Sphinx

S, continued

  • Selvage
  • Senior Discount Sid
  • Senusret the Third Wheel
  • Seti Spaghetti
  • Seti the Forgetty
  • Seti the Unready
  • Seti the Yeti
  • Seven Years of So-So Luck
  • Shabaka the Shaky
  • Shabaka the Snacker
  • Shamble Campbell
  • Shambles
  • Shambling Sheldon
  • Shawarma
  • Shep Shuffle
  • Shoshenq the Shushed
  • Shovel Ready Freddy
  • Shreds
  • Shrink Wrap Shirley
  • Shrunk in the Wash
  • Shuffleboard Champ
  • Shuffles
  • Shuffles McGee
  • Siesta Esther
  • Single-Ply Sy
  • Siptah the Sipper
  • Sir Coughs-a-Gus
  • Sir Lags-Behind
  • Sir Lintalot
  • Sir Naps-a-Lot
  • Sir Sheds-a-Lot

S, continued

  • Sir Unravels-in-Public
  • Sir Wraps-a-Lot
  • Sleepwalker Walker
  • Slept Through Rome
  • Slightly Hexed Rex
  • Slow Mo Joe
  • Slow on the Uptake Jake
  • Slowpoke Sloane
  • Smenkh-Careless
  • Snagged Again Stan
  • Snagged on a Nail
  • Snags
  • Sneezeferu
  • Sneferu the Sniffler
  • Snooze Button Sutton
  • Snoozeret
  • Snorecophagus
  • Snug as a Bug in a Sarcophagus
  • Socks with Sandals Stan
  • Soft Shoe Shuffle Lou
  • Souvenir Mug Doug
  • Sovereign of the Sofa
  • Spare Roll Noel
  • SPF Four Thousand
  • Sphinx Without a Nose
  • Sphinxy
  • Spindle
  • Spool
  • Spring Roll
  • Staggering Stan
  • Stale Dale

S, continued

  • Star of the Exhibit
  • Starchy
  • Starchy Archie
  • Static Cling Bing
  • Stay-at-Tomb Mummy
  • Step Pyramid Stepdad
  • Step-Mummy Stephanie
  • Sticky Tape Steve
  • Stiff as a Board Ford
  • Stiff Legs Greg
  • Stiff N. Sore
  • Stiffany
  • Still Catching Up Chuck
  • Stinky Sphinx
  • Stitch in Time Tim
  • Stitches
  • Storage Room Stu
  • Strips
  • Stromboli
  • Strudel
  • Stumbles
  • Sue Venir Shop
  • Sultan of Snooze
  • Sunburn Vern
  • Sundial Lyle
  • Sushi Roll Sue
  • Swaddle Waddle
  • Swaddled Sid
  • Swaddles
  • Swathe
  • Sweaty Seti
  • Swiss Roll

T: 83 names

  • T.P. Tutley
  • Ta-Da Taharqa
  • Tad Musty
  • Taharqa the Tardy
  • Take-a-Nap Takelot
  • Takelot the Take-a-Lot
  • Tamale
  • Tangled Tina
  • Tangles
  • Taquito
  • Tassel
  • Tattered and Torn Tori
  • Tattered Tom
  • Tatters
  • Tatty
  • Tawosret the Tired
  • Team Building Pyramid
  • Team Toilet Paper
  • Tech Support Tut
  • Technically Cursed Tess
  • Terms and Conditions Curse
  • Terry Cloth Terry
  • Teti Bear
  • Teti the Petty
  • Teti the Unsteady
  • The Ancient Inconvenience
  • The Bandaged Bandit

T, continued

  • The Dreaded Reply-All
  • The Dreaded Static Shock
  • The Eternal Hangnail
  • The Great Unraveling
  • The Unending Itch
  • The Way the Mummy Crumbles
  • Third Place at the Party
  • Third Tunnel on the Left
  • Thirsty Kirsty
  • Thread Lightly
  • Threadbare Ted
  • Threads
  • Three Thousand and Still Going
  • Thut-Almost
  • Thutmoose
  • Thutmose the Thumbless
  • Thutmose the Umpteenth
  • Thutmostly Harmless
  • Tied Up at the Moment
  • Tightly Wound Wanda
  • Toilet Paper Tony
  • Told-You-So Ptolemy
  • Tom Dweller
  • Tomb Cat's Human
  • Tomb for One
  • Tomb Office Hours
  • Tomb Thumb
  • Tomb with No Vacancy

T, continued

  • Too Many Birthdays Bert
  • Toot Uncommon
  • Top Speed: Stroll
  • Tortilla Tilly
  • Totally in Denial
  • Totters
  • Trails Behind Brian
  • Trap Door Trevor
  • Traveling Exhibit Travis
  • Trick-or-Treat Pete
  • Trips
  • Trips on Own Bandage
  • Trowel and Error
  • Trowel Howell
  • Tucked In Tucker
  • Tumble Dry Low Lou
  • Tumbles
  • Turnover Grover
  • Tut Tut Tutterson
  • Tut-Tut
  • Tutankha-Mood
  • Tutankhamoan
  • Tutankhayawn
  • Tutti Frutti Tut
  • Twine
  • Two Steps an Hour
  • Ty D. Knots
  • Ty Tlywound

U: 13 names

  • U. N. Ravel
  • Unas the Unbothered
  • Unas the Unfinished
  • Unas the Unimpressed
  • Unas-suming
  • Unboxing Video Star
  • Unintelligible Bill
  • Unravel Mabel
  • Unraveled Ursula
  • Unraveling Randy
  • Unsteady Seti
  • Unwind
  • Username Taken Since 2000 BC

V: 7 names

  • Vague Threat Vera
  • Valley of the Kings Size Bed
  • Velvet Rope Hope
  • Vice President of Naps
  • Vintage Velma
  • Vintage Vinny
  • Vizier of Visible Lint

W: 33 names

  • Wait Till Your Mummy Gets Home
  • Wake Me When It's Over
  • Wanda Roundatnight
  • Weathered Heather
  • Weave Me Alone
  • Well Past Expiry
  • What Have You Dune
  • Why Knot Wyatt
  • Will Preserved
  • Winding Down Wendell
  • Wing C, Next to the Vending Machine
  • Wobbles
  • Woe of the Last Slice Gone
  • Woe of the Parking Spot
  • Woe of the Wilted Lettuce
  • Wonton
  • World's Okayest Mummy
  • Would Not Excavate Again
  • Wound Up Walt
  • Wrap Sheet Pete
  • Wraps
  • Wrapscallion
  • Wrapsody in Beige
  • Wrapunzel
  • Wrath of the Lumpy Pillow
  • Wrath of the Missing Pen Cap
  • Wrath of the Slow Elevator
  • Wrath of the Warm Lemonade
  • Wrinkle Free Lee
  • Wrinkles
  • Wrinkles McFold
  • Wrong Pyramid, Sorry
  • Wrong Turn Vern

X: 2 names

  • X-Ray Ray
  • X. Cavated

Y: 2 names

  • Yarn Spinner Lynn
  • Yawny

Z: 1 name

  • Zombie Walk Wannabe