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Browse 500 funny cemetery names for a Halloween yard display, a haunted house set or a party room: idiom puns like Rest in Pieces Cemetery and Plot Twist Cemetery, mock memorial parks like Eternal Snooze Gardens, spooky-cute names like Boo Hill, and gate signs like Tomb Sweet Tomb.

About funny Cemetery names

A funny cemetery name is a sign joke. It goes on an arch over a Halloween yard display, on the door of a haunted house room, on a party invitation or on a comic game map, and it has to land in the two seconds a trick-or-treater spends reading it. The safest laughs come from idioms that were already about endings: Rest in Pieces Cemetery, Plot Twist Cemetery, Dead End Memorial Park, Grave Expectations Gardens.

The list holds eight kinds of joke, shuffled together. There are idiom puns on rest, plots, stiffs and remains; mock memorial-park sales talk such as Eternal Snooze Gardens and Dirt Cheap Cemetery; spooky-cute names for family yards such as Boo Hill and Ghoul's Rest; sections for zombies, vampires, mummies, skeletons and ghosts; mock churchyards and Wild West boot hills; cemeteries for monster pets like Zombie Hamster Haven; short gate mottoes such as Tomb Sweet Tomb and The Last Resort; and deadpan plain names like Definitely Not Haunted Cemetery.

The best-known puns here are traditional jokes that have been going around for years, and the rest are twists on familiar idioms in the same spirit, so expect to have seen a few on a neighbor's lawn. The jokes are about spooks and sleep, never about real people or real places.

How to choose funny Cemetery names

  • Match the length to the sign. A foam arch or a painted board holds three or four words, so Boo Hill, The Pits or Tomb Sweet Tomb will read from the sidewalk where a long name will not.
  • Pick the joke for your crowd. Spooky-cute names such as Peek-a-Boo Plots suit a yard that small children visit, while idiom puns like Remains to Be Seen Mausoleum land better with adults at a party.
  • Theme the whole yard from one name. Skeleton Crew Burial Ground calls for skeletons with shovels, and Eternal Snooze Gardens for nightcaps and alarm clocks.
  • Use a deadpan name when everything else is loud. Definitely Not Haunted Cemetery over a yard full of fog machines is its own punchline.
  • Keep real people, real cemeteries and recent local losses off the sign and the headstones. The joke should be about ghosts, never about a neighbor.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny cemetery names for Halloween?

Rest in Pieces Cemetery, Dead End Memorial Park, Plot Twist Cemetery, Boo Hill, Eternal Snooze Gardens, Tomb Sweet Tomb and The Last Resort are dependable choices. For a creature theme try Skeleton Crew Burial Ground, Down for the Count Cemetery or Mummy's the Word Cemetery.

What should I write on a cemetery sign for a yard display?

Short names read best from the street: Boo Hill, The Pits, Dun Hauntin' or Tomb Sweet Tomb. If the arch is wide, a mock sales line such as Dirt Cheap Cemetery or Lots of Plots Discount Cemetery gets a second laugh from the adults.

Are these names suitable for children?

They are written for signs that trick-or-treaters read, so there is no gore and nothing crude. The gentlest group is the spooky-cute one, with names like Peek-a-Boo Plots, Pumpkin Patch Plots and Ghoul's Rest. Read the sign once as a small child would before you hang it.

Did you make these jokes up?

Not the best-known ones. Puns such as Rest in Pieces Cemetery and Tomb Sweet Tomb are traditional jokes in wide circulation. The list puts them beside newer twists on familiar idioms in the same spirit, which is why you may already know a few of them.

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A: 9 names

  • Affordable Afterlife Acres
  • Afterlife of the Party Cemetery
  • All Wound Up Cemetery
  • All-Inclusive Afterlife Resort
  • Almost Full Cemetery
  • Any Body's Guess Burial Ground
  • Apparently Apparitions Cemetery
  • Arm and a Leg Cemetery
  • As Seen on a Foggy Night Cemetery

B: 36 names

  • B Positive Cemetery
  • Back by Popular Demand Cemetery
  • Back in Five Centuries Cemetery
  • Bandage Wagon Burial Ground
  • Bare Bones Cemetery
  • Basement Bargains Burial Ground
  • Bat Nap Crypts
  • Bat's All Folks Cemetery
  • Bats in the Belfry Burial Ground
  • Batteries Not Included Burial Ground
  • Batty Acres
  • Bed and No Breakfast Cemetery

B, continued

  • Better Late Than Never Cemetery
  • Bigfoot's Small Pets Cemetery
  • Bite the Dust Burial Ground
  • Bite-Sized Plots
  • BOGO Burial Ground
  • Bolt Upright Boneyard
  • Bone Appetit Boneyard
  • Bone Dry Boneyard
  • Bone to Pick Cemetery
  • Boo Boo Burial Ground
  • Boo Crew Cemetery
  • Boo Hill

B, continued

  • Boo Hoo Hollow
  • Boo Peep Meadow
  • Boo-gie Woogie Burial Ground
  • Boo-levard Cemetery
  • Boo-merang Cemetery
  • Boo-tiful Boneyard
  • Boots Off Hill
  • Bored Stiff Cemetery
  • Brain Freeze Boneyard
  • Broom Closet Crypts
  • Bucket List Memorial Park
  • Busy Bodies Boneyard

C: 38 names

  • Cactus Hugger Hill
  • Calcium Deposit Cemetery
  • Camp Stay-Put
  • Can of Worms Cemetery
  • Can You Dig It Graveyard
  • Can't Keep a Good Zombie Down Cemetery
  • Candy Corn Corners Cemetery
  • Cape and Coffin Club Cemetery
  • Captive Audience Necropolis
  • Cardboard Tombstone Commons
  • Carpe Noctem Cemetery
  • Carved a Niche Columbarium

C, continued

  • Catacombs Club and Spa
  • Cemetery Name Pending
  • Cemetery Number Three
  • Cemetery with a Gift Shop
  • Chain Rattlers' Rest
  • Cheap Plots, Great Views
  • Chupacabra Kennel Club Cemetery
  • Church Mouse Quiet Yard
  • Clearly Departed Cemetery
  • Closed for Eternity Cemetery
  • Closet Monster Pet Plots
  • Cobweb Corner Cemetery
  • Coffin Fit Crypts

C, continued

  • Cold Shoulder Crypts
  • Costa Lotta Plots
  • Cozy Coffin Condos
  • Creaky Gate Churchyard
  • Creature Comforts Cemetery
  • Creep It Real Hollow
  • Creepy Crawly Catacombs
  • Croak Creek Hollow
  • Crooked Steeple Churchyard
  • Crow's Feet Churchyard
  • Cryptic Crossroads Crypts
  • Crypts for Rent, No Pets
  • Curse Words Tombs

D: 34 names

  • Dad's Weekend Project Cemetery
  • Daysleepers' Crypt
  • Dead Center of Town Cemetery
  • Dead End Memorial Park
  • Dead Giveaway Gardens
  • Dead Last Place
  • Dead Quiet Glen
  • Dead Ringer Churchyard
  • Dead Serious Cemetery
  • Dead Tired Acres
  • Dead to the World Rest

D, continued

  • Deep Six Acres
  • Definitely Not Haunted Cemetery
  • Departure Lounge Memorial Park
  • Dew Drop Dead Inn Cemetery
  • Died with Their Socks On Hill
  • Ding Dong Bell Churchyard
  • Dirt Cheap Cemetery
  • Dirt Nap Acres
  • Do Not Disturb Mausoleum
  • Doom and Bloom Gardens
  • Down for the Count Cemetery

D, continued

  • Down to Earth Fields
  • Downtown Underground
  • Downward Mobility Memorial Park
  • Dreadfully Pleasant Pastures
  • Drop Dead Gorgeous Gardens
  • Dry Humor Cemetery
  • Dry Ice Acres
  • Dun Hauntin'
  • Dunroamin' Forever
  • Dust Bunny Burial Ground
  • Dusty Spurs Hill
  • Dying to Get In Cemetery

E: 16 names

  • Early Retirement Acres
  • Easily Rattled Boneyard
  • Eek Street Cemetery
  • End of the Line Depot
  • Engraved Invitation Cemetery
  • Eternal Snooze Gardens
  • Eternal Staycation Villas
  • Eternally Yours Meadows

E, continued

  • Eternity Time-Shares
  • Everything Fright Gardens
  • Everything Must Go Memorial Park
  • Exit Only Estates
  • Exit Stage Left Cemetery
  • Expired Warranty Vaults
  • Extended Stay Cemetery
  • Extension Cord Cemetery

F: 21 names

  • Falling Apart Acres
  • Familiar Faces Pet Cemetery
  • Family Plan Plots
  • Famous Last Words Cemetery
  • Fang-tastic Vaults
  • Fangs for the Memories Cemetery
  • Field of Rectangles
  • Final Curtain Call Crypts
  • Finish Line Fields
  • Five Star Final Rest

F, continued

  • Fixer-Upper Crypts
  • Flip-Flop Hill
  • Fog Machine Memorial Park
  • Fog-get-Me-Not Gardens
  • Forever Furnished Plots
  • Fort Nap-a-Lot
  • Frankenpoodle Pet Plots
  • Fright Night Lights Cemetery
  • Frightfully Nice Cemetery
  • Front Yard Cemetery (Seasonal)
  • Funny Bone Yard

G: 41 names

  • Galoshes Hill
  • Game Over Gardens
  • Garage Sale Headstone Gardens
  • Gargoyle Grin Churchyard
  • Gargoyle Pigeon Coop Cemetery
  • Gate Z, Final Boarding
  • Gated and Belated Estates
  • Gauze and Effect Cemetery
  • Generic Spooky Place
  • Ghost Coast Memorial Park
  • Ghost Crab Beach Plots
  • Ghost Goldfish Gardens
  • Ghost Guppy Grotto

G, continued

  • Ghost of a Chance Cemetery
  • Ghost Town Square Cemetery
  • Ghost Writer's Block Cemetery
  • Ghostly Giggles Graveyard
  • Ghoul School Yard
  • Ghoul's Gold Cemetery
  • Ghoul's Night Out Cemetery
  • Ghoul's Rest
  • Ghoulden Retriever Rest
  • Giant Skeleton Parking Lot Cemetery
  • Giddy-Up and Gone Cemetery
  • Giggle and Gasp Grove
  • Give It a Rest Graveyard
  • Gone Fishing Forever Cemetery

G, continued

  • Goose Pimple Glen
  • Gourd Riddance Cemetery
  • Granite Countertops Memorial Park
  • Grave Concerns Cemetery
  • Grave Expectations Gardens
  • Grave Mistake Memorial Park
  • Grave New World Cemetery
  • Grave Undertaking Glen
  • Gravedigger's Lunch Break Churchyard
  • Graveyard of Minor Inconveniences
  • Gremlin Guinea Pig Grounds
  • Groan Zone Graveyard
  • Ground Floor Opportunity Cemetery
  • Grounded for Good Cemetery

H: 24 names

  • Happily Ever Afterlife Estates
  • Hard Deadline Hollow
  • Haunt and Seek Cemetery
  • Haunt Couture Cemetery
  • Haunted Hayride Rest Stop
  • Haunted on Weekends Only Cemetery
  • Haunted-ish Hollow
  • Headstone Highrise Estates
  • Hearse and Buggy Cemetery
  • Hearse Around Acres
  • Heckhound Kennel and Cemetery
  • Heebie Jeebies Hill

H, continued

  • Here Today, Gone Tomorrow Lawns
  • Hereafter Homeowners Association Cemetery
  • High Noon Nap Cemetery
  • High Spirits Graveyard
  • High Stakes Mausoleum
  • Hill with Too Many Crows
  • Hocus Pocus Plots
  • Hole in One Cemetery
  • Hotel Earth, Lower Level
  • Howl at the Moon Knoll
  • Howling Success Hill
  • Humerus Hill

I: 5 names

  • I Scream Parlor Cemetery
  • In De-Nile Cemetery
  • In Stitches Crypts
  • It's Curtains Catacombs
  • Ivy League Churchyard

J: 4 names

  • Jack-o'-Lantern Lawn
  • Jackalope Junction Pet Plots
  • Journey's End, No Refunds
  • Just a Regular Cemetery

K: 5 names

  • Keep Off the Residents Gardens
  • Kicked the Bucket Fields
  • Knock 'Em Dead Mausoleum
  • Knock Knock, Boo's There Vaults
  • Kraken Koi Pond Cemetery

L: 29 names

  • Laid Back Lawns
  • Laid to Rest Stop
  • Large Quiet Field
  • Last Call Lawn
  • Last Chance Saloon Cemetery
  • Last Legs Boneyard
  • Last Roundup Corral
  • Last Stop Estates
  • Late Bloomers Memorial Gardens
  • Late Great Estates
  • Lay-Away Memorial Park
  • Lazy Bones Lawn
  • Lend a Hand Cemetery
  • Lichen It or Not Churchyard

L, continued

  • Lifetime Warranty Memorial Park
  • Lights Out Lodge
  • Location, Location, Expiration Estates
  • Long in the Tooth Tombs
  • Long Nap Lawn
  • Long-Term Parking Necropolis
  • Loose Ends Tombs
  • Lost the Plot Lot
  • Lots of Plots Discount Cemetery
  • Love at First Bite Cemetery
  • Low Budget Haunting Grounds
  • Lucky Stiff Lawn
  • Lurch and Learn Cemetery
  • Lychgate Latecomers Yard
  • Lying Room Only Cemetery

M: 16 names

  • Marrow Escape Catacombs
  • Mausoleum Mews
  • Meadow of Polite Ghosts
  • Midnight Snack Mausoleum
  • Mist Opportunity Meadows
  • Moan and Groan Meadows
  • Moderately Eerie Acres
  • Monster Mash Meadows

M, continued

  • Mossy Oaks Eternal Country Club
  • Mostly Dead Meadows
  • Mourning Glory Gardens
  • Move-In Ready Plots
  • Mud Bath Forever Spa and Cemetery
  • Mummy Cat Cat-acombs
  • Mummy's the Word Cemetery
  • Municipal Cemetery, Annex B

N: 17 names

  • Neck of the Woods Cemetery
  • New Old Cemetery
  • Night Mare Stables Cemetery
  • Night Owls' Rest
  • No Body to Dance With Cemetery
  • No Bones About It Cemetery
  • No Brainer Burial Ground
  • No Exit Gardens

N, continued

  • No Forwarding Address Cemetery
  • No Garlic Gardens
  • No Passing Zone Cemetery
  • No Rest for the Wicked Cemetery
  • No Stone Unturned Boneyard
  • No Vacancy Memorial Park
  • No Wake Zone Cemetery
  • Nothing to See Here Cemetery
  • Numbskull Knoll

O: 11 names

  • Oh My Gourd Gardens
  • Ol' Dusty Boots Hill
  • Old Haunts Graveyard
  • Old Wrapper's Rest
  • Old Yew Again Churchyard
  • One Foot in the Graveyard
  • One Way Inn
  • One-Horse Town Boneyard
  • Out to Lunch Forever Cemetery
  • Over My Dead Body Cemetery
  • Owl Be Back Churchyard

P: 22 names

  • Pain in the Neck Crypts
  • Peek-a-Boo Plots
  • Perfectly Normal Graveyard
  • Permanent Vacation Memorial Park
  • Perpetual Care-Free Gardens
  • Pet Rock Memorial Quarry
  • Phantom Ferret Fields
  • Pharaoh Enough Cemetery
  • Pine Box Derby Grounds
  • Plastic Skeleton Memorial Lawn
  • Plot Luck Gardens

P, continued

  • Plot Twist Cemetery
  • Plots of Fun Memorial Park
  • Pocket Dragon Pet Plots
  • Polly Wants a Brain Pet Cemetery
  • Polter-Guest House Cemetery
  • Pop-Up Cemetery, Back Next Year
  • Pull Yourself Together Cemetery
  • Pumpkin Patch Plots
  • Pushing Up Daisies Gardens
  • Put a Lid on It Crypts
  • Pyramid Scheme Tombs

Q: 3 names

  • Quiet Neighbors Knoll
  • Quiet Please Cemetery
  • Quiet Zone Estates

R: 13 names

  • Raven About It Churchyard
  • Remains to Be Seen Mausoleum
  • Rest Assured Cemetery
  • Rest at Your Own Risk
  • Rest Easy Acres
  • Rest in Pieces Cemetery
  • Restless Residents Cemetery
  • Return to Sender Cemetery
  • Rib Tickler Cemetery
  • Rise and Shamble Cemetery
  • Rock Bottom Prices Catacombs
  • Rode into the Sunset Rest
  • Rustlers' Regret Cemetery

S: 58 names

  • Saddle Sore No More Cemetery
  • Satisfaction or Your Mummy Back Cemetery
  • Scared Stiff Hollow
  • Scaredy Cat Knoll
  • Second Fastest Gun Cemetery
  • See-Through Acres
  • Serenity Now and Forever Lawns
  • Set in Stone Mausoleum
  • Sexton's Day Off Churchyard
  • Shadow of Former Selves Cemetery
  • Shady Acres Permanent Residences
  • Shady Side Crypts
  • Shake, Rattle and Roll Over Cemetery
  • Shambling Distance Cemetery

S, continued

  • Shivers and Giggles Glen
  • Shovel Ready Acres
  • Shriek Creek Hollow
  • Six Feet Underhill Cemetery
  • Skeleton Crew Burial Ground
  • Skeleton Dog Fetch a Femur Yard
  • Skeleton Shrimp Shallows
  • Skull and Crossroads Cemetery
  • Skullduggery Acres
  • Sleeping Like a Log Lodge
  • Sleepytown Station
  • Slipper Hill
  • Slow Ghost Turtle Crossing
  • Slowest Draw Gulch
  • Small but Spooky Cemetery

S, continued

  • Snoozeville, Population Everyone
  • Sock Monster's Lost Socks Cemetery
  • Some Assembly Required Cemetery
  • Spare Ribs Boneyard
  • Specter Sector Cemetery
  • Sphinx Litter Box Gardens
  • Spider's Web Site Plots
  • Spineless Acres
  • Spirit Level Lawns
  • Spirits Lifted Lawn
  • Spook Nook Cemetery
  • Spooktacular Acres
  • Spooky Season Pass Cemetery
  • Spur of the Moment Cemetery

S, continued

  • Stake Your Claim Cemetery
  • Steeple Chase Churchyard
  • Sternum Warning Cemetery
  • Stiff Competition Boneyard
  • Stiff Upper Lip Churchyard
  • Stone Cold Crypts
  • Stone's Throw Churchyard
  • Studio Crypts and One-Bed Tombs
  • Styrofoam Headstone Gardens
  • Subterranean Suites
  • Sundown Showdown Cemetery
  • Sunny Side Down Meadows
  • Suspiciously Lumpy Lawn
  • Swamp Monster Pet Cemetery
  • Sweet Screams Meadows

T: 59 names

  • Tell a Fibula Cemetery
  • Temporary Cemetery (Est. 1702)
  • Ten Gallon Hat Rack Cemetery
  • Terms and Conditions Apply Cemetery
  • Terribly Cozy Cemetery
  • Thanks for Dropping In Cemetery
  • That's a Wrap Memorial Park
  • That's the Spirit Cemetery
  • The After Hours Club
  • The Back Forty Winks
  • The Basement Apartment
  • The Big Sleepover Meadows
  • The Cemetery
  • The Cemetery Behind the Other Cemetery

T, continued

  • The Dirt District
  • The Down Under Club
  • The End Zone
  • The Eternal Layover
  • The Exit Row
  • The Great Below
  • The Hole Shebang
  • The Last Resort
  • The Lie-Down Lounge
  • The Long Lie-In
  • The Low Down
  • The Nap Room
  • The Neighbors Complained Cemetery
  • The Other Cemetery
  • The Permanent Collection

T, continued

  • The Pits
  • The Plot Thickens Burial Ground
  • The Quiet Car
  • The Rest Is History Graveyard
  • The Retirement Plan Memorial Park
  • The Snooze Button
  • The Underground Lofts
  • The Underground Scene
  • Thin Air Graveyard
  • Things That Go Bump Cemetery
  • Think Inside the Box Vaults
  • This Town Wasn't Big Enough Cemetery
  • Three-Headed Dog Park Cemetery
  • Tibia Honest Cemetery
  • Toadally Hexed Pet Plots

T, continued

  • Toil and Trouble Acres
  • Tomb It May Concern Cemetery
  • Tomb Much Information Necropolis
  • Tomb Service Suites
  • Tomb Sweet Tomb
  • Tomb with a View
  • Too Cute to Spook Cemetery
  • Tough Crowd Necropolis
  • Trail's End Boot Yard
  • Transylvania Station Cemetery
  • Trick of the Light Hollow
  • Trick or Treat Street Cemetery
  • Tumbleweed Tombs
  • Tumbling Headstones Country Club
  • Two for One Tombs

U: 11 names

  • Undead Chicken Coop, Free Range Forever
  • Undead Parakeet Perch
  • Under Achievers' Rest
  • Under Wraps Tombs
  • Under-the-Bed Monster Pet Plots
  • Underground Movement Catacombs
  • Underground Parking Memorial Park
  • Unremarkable Hill Cemetery
  • Untitled Graveyard, Draft Two
  • Up and At 'Em Undead Acres
  • Urn Your Keep Columbarium

V: 5 names

  • Vampire Bat Roost Pet Cemetery
  • Vampire Bunny Burrow
  • Vampire Squid Ink Cemetery
  • Verger on the Ridiculous Churchyard
  • Villa Nevermore

W: 12 names

  • Wakey Wakey Fields
  • Wanted: Dead or Asleep Cemetery
  • Warts and All Acres
  • Were-Hamster Hollow
  • Were-Pug Memorial Park
  • Werewolf Squeaky Toy Crypt
  • Whispering Bones Estates
  • Witch Way Cemetery
  • Wits' End Churchyard
  • Working Stiffs Rest
  • Worm's Eye View Meadows
  • Wraith and See Cemetery

Y: 4 names

  • Yard of Unexplained Noises
  • Yeehaw and Goodnight Cemetery
  • Yet Another Cemetery
  • Yikes Yard

Z: 7 names

  • Zombie Ant Farm Cemetery
  • Zombie Crossing Cemetery
  • Zombie Gerbil Gardens
  • Zombie Hamster Haven
  • Zombie Jamboree Grounds
  • Zombie Zone Rest Area
  • Zzz Acres