Funny Church Name Generator

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Generate funny church names that poke gentle fun at potlucks, parking lots, off-key choirs and the eternal fourth verse. Great for comedy sketches, fake church signs, sitcom settings, game worlds and youth-group jokes.

About funny church names

Funny church names work because real church names are so formal. Congregations are called things like First Baptist Church, Our Lady of Perpetual Help, Greater Mount Zion Missionary Baptist or St. Anthony of Padua Parish, and the comedy comes from keeping that solemn frame and swapping in something painfully ordinary: Our Lady of Perpetual Brunch, First Church of the Snooze Button, Greater Potluck Missionary Baptist. The closer you stick to the real naming pattern, the harder the joke lands.

The best material is the shared experience of actually attending church rather than belief itself. Casseroles, the parking lot, the visitor who sits in someone's pew, the soloist who goes for the high note, the sermon that says 'in closing' five times, the livestream that buffers, the hymn with a surprise fourth verse. Every congregation, whatever the denomination, recognizes these, which is why they are safe to use in a skit, a sitcom script, a church newsletter or a youth-group game without offending anyone.

The list also includes invented saints (St. Procrastinatus, St. Caffeina), business-style puns for a church that doubles as a car wash or pizza place, and denomination parodies like Methodist-Adjacent and Lutheran Lite. Use them for fictional towns, comedy sketches, fake marquee signs or the name of your fantasy-football league.

How to choose funny church names

  • Start from a real naming formula (First X Church of Y, Our Lady of Z, St. Someone's Parish, Greater X Missionary Baptist) and change exactly one word; the formality does the comedic work.
  • Draw on universal church moments rather than doctrine: potlucks, parking, late arrivals, the offering plate, the choir, the nursery. Everyone laughs and nobody is singled out.
  • An invented saint with an ordinary first name (St. Dave of the Sheepish Entrance) reads as affectionate rather than mocking.
  • For a fictional town or game, pair one funny church with a serious one from our regular Church Name Generator so the joke stands out instead of turning the whole setting into a gag.
  • If the name will appear on an actual sign or bulletin, run it past someone from the congregation first; humor about the building and the buffet travels better than humor about the pastor.

Frequently asked questions

Are these funny church names appropriate for a church event?

Most are. They joke about shared experiences such as casseroles, parking, coffee and the fourth verse rather than about faith, so they work for youth-group games, skit nights, newsletters and talent shows. Pick the gentle ones for a mixed audience and skip anything you would not say from the pulpit.

Can I use one of these as a real church name?

You could, but most are designed as jokes and would wear thin on a sign. If you want a real, lasting name, use our Church Name Generator; if you want a real church with a light touch, something like Holy Grounds Coffee Chapel or Amen Corner Community Church is about as far as you should go.

What makes a church name funny?

Contrast. Church names are grand and traditional, so plugging in something mundane (brunch, the snooze button, the thermostat wars) or an overly specific complaint (the projector that never works) creates the gap that makes people laugh. Puns on hymns and scripture, like Let Us Spray or Psalm Body Loves Me, work the same way.

Are any of these names real churches?

No. They are all invented. A few borrow common building blocks such as First Baptist or Our Lady of, which many real churches use, but the full names here are parodies and are not intended to refer to any actual congregation.

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A: 13 names

  • Abbey of the Perpetually Confused
  • Amen Corner Community Church
  • Apostles of the Contested Carpet Color
  • Apostles of the Maybe
  • Ark of the Campfire Guitar
  • Ark of the Choir Director's Eyebrows
  • Assembly of the Bowl of Peppermints
  • Assembly of the Deviled Egg
  • Assembly of the Endless Business Meeting
  • Assembly of the Hallway Maze
  • Assembly of the Tangent
  • Assembly of the Very Enthusiastic Drummer
  • Assembly of the Youth Group Lock-In

B: 12 names

  • Basilica of the Cracker Barrel Fellowship
  • Basilica of the Fog Machine Hallelujah
  • Basilica of the Lost Pledge Card
  • Bethel of the Bounce House Deflation
  • Bethel of the Pastor's Terrible Golf Joke
  • Blessed Order of the Crying Room Chaos
  • Blessed Order of the Slow-Pitch Softball
  • Blessed Order of the Waffle House Afterglow
  • Brew Unto Others Coffee Ministry
  • Brotherhood of the Leftover VBS Decorations
  • Brotherhood of the Pastor with the Headset Mic
  • Brotherhood of the Sunday School Snack Argument

C: 110 names

  • Camp Whatchamacallit Bible Church
  • Cathedral of Perpetual Construction
  • Cathedral of the Cafeteria Line
  • Cathedral of the Chalice Lipstick
  • Cathedral of the Christmas Eve Parking Lot
  • Cathedral of the Church Kitchen Rules Sign
  • Cathedral of the Church Lady Side-Eye
  • Cathedral of the Church Softball League
  • Cathedral of the Cold Baptismal Water
  • Cathedral of the Creaky Balcony
  • Cathedral of the Dropped Hymnal
  • Cathedral of the Easter Hat Turf War
  • Cathedral of the Endless Offertory

C, continued

  • Cathedral of the Fifty-Fifty Drawing
  • Cathedral of the Gesundheit
  • Cathedral of the Glittery Craft Table
  • Cathedral of the Golf Cart Shuttle
  • Cathedral of the Ham Sandwich Reception
  • Cathedral of the Humming Congregation
  • Cathedral of the Kumbaya Encore
  • Cathedral of the Lowered Expectations
  • Cathedral of the Lukewarm Casserole
  • Cathedral of the Mystery Casserole
  • Cathedral of the Paper Plate That Sags
  • Cathedral of the Plaid Flannel Worship Team
  • Cathedral of the Podcast Pastor
  • Cathedral of the Pot Roast Timer

C, continued

  • Cathedral of the Questionable Acoustics
  • Cathedral of the Reluctant Tither
  • Cathedral of the Scripture Sword Drill
  • Cathedral of the Single-Stall Line
  • Cathedral of the Soprano Who Knows
  • Cathedral of the Thermometer Donation Sign
  • Cathedral of the Three-Point Outline
  • Cathedral of the Unclaimed Tupperware
  • Cathedral of the Virtual Handshake
  • Cathedral of the Welcome Table Mint
  • Chapel of the Bathrobe Shepherd
  • Chapel of the Chat Box Amen
  • Chapel of the Crayon Wall Mural
  • Chapel of the Eternal Bake Sale

C, continued

  • Chapel of the Eternal Wait for Parking
  • Chapel of the Fanning Program
  • Chapel of the Flickering Fluorescent
  • Chapel of the Folding Table That Won't Fold
  • Chapel of the Former Blockbuster
  • Chapel of the Handbell Collision
  • Chapel of the Lenten Chocolate Relapse
  • Chapel of the Mumbled Responses
  • Chapel of the Offering Plate Fumble
  • Chapel of the Projector That Never Works
  • Chapel of the Reluctant Usher
  • Chapel of the Surprise Fourth Verse
  • Chapel of the Tiny Plastic Cup
  • Chapel of the Unsupervised Youth Lock-In

C, continued

  • Cheesus Crust Pizza Chapel
  • Church of Bless Your Heart
  • Church of Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, Please Sit Down
  • Church of Grandma's Perfume Cloud
  • Church of Out by Noon
  • Church of the Bible Drill Champion
  • Church of the Bottomless Communion Cup
  • Church of the Bulletin Paper Airplane
  • Church of the Cajon Enthusiast
  • Church of the Cold Metal Chair
  • Church of the Competitive Casserole
  • Church of the Couch Pew
  • Church of the Decent Effort

C, continued

  • Church of the Elbow to the Ribs
  • Church of the Forgotten Lyrics
  • Church of the Friday Fish Sticks
  • Church of the Gluten-Free Host Debate
  • Church of the Holy Hand Sanitizer
  • Church of the Holy Handkerchief
  • Church of the Instagram Baptism
  • Church of the Lily Allergy
  • Church of the Lost and Found Umbrella Collection
  • Church of the Men's Breakfast Bacon
  • Church of the Mini Muffin Grab
  • Church of the Misspelled Name Tag
  • Church of the Mosquito Vigil
  • Church of the Murmured Lord's Prayer

C, continued

  • Church of the Organ Fund, Year Twenty
  • Church of the Parking Lot Fender Bender
  • Church of the Pipe Organ That Wheezes
  • Church of the Punch Bowl Sherbet Foam
  • Church of the Rabbit Trail
  • Church of the Reception Line Marathon
  • Church of the Reluctant Nursery Volunteer
  • Church of the Sacred Snack Table
  • Church of the Sugar Cube Tongs
  • Church of the Sunday Best Sneakers
  • Church of the Sunday Scaries
  • Church of the Sweaty Summer Service
  • Church of the Tenor Shortage
  • Church of the Three-Legged Race Injury

C, continued

  • Church of the Twice-a-Year Visitor
  • Church of the Unfortunate Baptism Splash
  • Church of the Unmuted Microphone
  • Church of the Unplugged Organ
  • Church of the Venmo Tithe
  • Church of the Whispered Score Update
  • Church of Where's the Outlet
  • Church on Wheels of the Broken Van
  • Congregation of the Drooping Advent Candle
  • Congregation of the Frosting Rose Standoff
  • Congregation of the Latter-Day Nap
  • Covenant of the Raffle Basket
  • Covenant of the Rowdy Wiggle Worm
  • Covenant of the Worship Leader Who Closes His Eyes

D: 4 names

  • Disciples of the Extended Altar Call
  • Disciples of the Phone on Full Volume
  • Disciples of the Singed Hymnal
  • Drive-Thru Redemption Ministries

E: 1 name

  • Espresso Yourself Worship Center

F: 105 names

  • Faith Chapel of the Muddy Grass Parking
  • Faith Chapel of the Peace Be With You Pile-Up
  • Faith, Hope and Charcuterie
  • Fellowship of the Acoustic Guitar Strum
  • Fellowship of the Awkward Side Hug
  • Fellowship of the Biscuits and Gravy
  • Fellowship of the Candlelight Wax Drip
  • Fellowship of the Car Wash Fundraiser Sponge
  • Fellowship of the Choir Robe Static
  • Fellowship of the Clip-On Tie
  • Fellowship of the Coffee That Could Strip Paint
  • Fellowship of the Covered Dish
  • Fellowship of the Day-Old Croissant
  • Fellowship of the Do Not Use This Oven
  • Fellowship of the Dropped Wafer

F, continued

  • Fellowship of the Eulogy Tangent
  • Fellowship of the Face Paint Smear
  • Fellowship of the Fishing Story
  • Fellowship of the Forgotten Password
  • Fellowship of the Glue Stick
  • Fellowship of the Greeter Who Remembers Your Name Wrong
  • Fellowship of the Gymnasium Sanctuary
  • Fellowship of the Half-Hearted Sway
  • Fellowship of the Halftime Sermon
  • Fellowship of the Hashtag Blessed
  • Fellowship of the I'll Give Online
  • Fellowship of the Overflow Lot
  • Fellowship of the Overhead Projector
  • Fellowship of the Pajama Congregation
  • Fellowship of the Passive-Aggressive Bulletin

F, continued

  • Fellowship of the Plastic Egg
  • Fellowship of the Plastic Fork
  • Fellowship of the Poinsettia Donation
  • Fellowship of the Ring Bearer Who Bolted
  • Fellowship of the Rogue Organ Pipe
  • Fellowship of the Shrug
  • Fellowship of the Slow Cooker
  • Fellowship of the Smartwatch Buzz
  • Fellowship of the Surprise Key Change
  • Fellowship of the Tailgate Communion
  • Fellowship of the Unwanted Name Tag
  • Fellowship of the Waders
  • Fellowship of the Werther's Original
  • Fellowship of the Wrong Hymn Number
  • Fellowship of the Wrong Testament

F, continued

  • Fellowship of Well, I Never
  • First Baptist Church of the Back Row
  • First Church of Beat the Methodists to the Buffet
  • First Church of Bring a Dish to Share
  • First Church of Running Late
  • First Church of Smoke Machines and Skinny Jeans
  • First Church of Someone Else's Pew
  • First Church of the Broken Pew Cushion
  • First Church of the Chicken Place That Is Closed on Sundays
  • First Church of the Church Van
  • First Church of the Clap on One and Three
  • First Church of the Crinkly Cough Drop
  • First Church of the Crumpled Bulletin
  • First Church of the Extra Doxology
  • First Church of the Extra Verse

F, continued

  • First Church of the Fidget Spinner
  • First Church of the Fire Drill
  • First Church of the Generous Gesture
  • First Church of the Great Pew Debate
  • First Church of the Hover Hug
  • First Church of the Last Pew
  • First Church of the Loud Exit
  • First Church of the Memory Verse Prize
  • First Church of the Missing Lid
  • First Church of the Muted Sermon Stream
  • First Church of the Nodding Elder
  • First Church of the Overlong Handshake
  • First Church of the Palm Frond Sword Fight
  • First Church of the Participation Trophy
  • First Church of the Photographer in the Aisle

F, continued

  • First Church of the Prayer Breakfast Pancake Stack
  • First Church of the Ringtone Rhapsody
  • First Church of the S'mores Sermon
  • First Church of the Second Opinions
  • First Church of the Sermon Illustration About the Pastor's Dog
  • First Church of the Sheep Costume
  • First Church of the Skinny Jeans Worship Leader
  • First Church of the Snooze Button
  • First Church of the Soggy Hot Dog Bun
  • First Church of the Space Heater
  • First Church of the Sports Metaphor
  • First Church of the Stale Candy Dish
  • First Church of the Sticky Hymnal
  • First Church of the Strip Mall
  • First Church of the Styrofoam Cup

F, continued

  • First Church of the Sudoku Deacon
  • First Church of the Super Bowl Sunday Empty Pews
  • First Church of the Trumpet That Cracked
  • First Church of the Unlabeled Casserole
  • First Church of the Wafer Stuck to the Roof of Your Mouth
  • First Church of the Wallet Left at Home
  • First Church of the Wrong Door
  • First Church of We've Always Done It This Way
  • First Presbyterian-ish
  • First United Church of the Thermostat Wars
  • Free Church of the Mysterious Draft
  • Free Church of the Organist's Revenge
  • Friends of the Book of Hezekiah
  • Friends of the Committee to Form a Committee
  • Friends of the Smoke Machine Asthma

G: 14 names

  • Gathering of the Live-Tweeted Sermon
  • Gathering of the Rogue Water Balloon
  • Gathering of the Second Helping
  • Grace Church of the Fist Bump of Peace
  • Grace Church of the Reserved Pastor Parking
  • Grace Under Pressure Cooker Church
  • Greater Church of the Folding Chair
  • Greater Church of the Off-Key Soloist
  • Greater Church of the Tentative Amen
  • Greater Ebenezer Buffet Assembly
  • Greater Handshake Missionary Church
  • Greater Macaroni Salad Baptist
  • Greater Potluck Missionary Baptist
  • Grounds for Grace Cafe Church

H: 27 names

  • Holy Ghost Pepper Chili Cook-Off Church
  • Holy Grounds Coffee Chapel
  • Holy Guacamole Tabernacle
  • Holy Hot Dish Lutheran
  • Holy Name of the Easter Bonnet
  • Holy Name of the Forgotten Casserole Dish
  • Holy Name of the Juice Box
  • Holy Name of the Lost Page Number
  • Holy Name of the Mispronounced Bible Verse
  • Holy Name of the Mumbled Creed
  • Holy Name of the Screaming Infant
  • Holy Name of the Sunday Roast
  • Holy Name of the Unidentified Smell

H, continued

  • Holy Order of the Aisle Seat
  • Holy Order of the Bake Sale Brownie
  • Holy Order of the Bass Who Sings Melody
  • Holy Order of the Hymnal Margin Doodle
  • Holy Order of the Melted Candle Shield
  • Holy Order of the Nacho Cheese
  • Holy Order of the Napkin Blot
  • Holy Rollers Skate Church
  • Holy Smokes Barbecue Ministries
  • Holy Trinity of Coffee, Donuts, and Donuts
  • House of the Bridesmaid Who Fainted
  • House of the Hidden Egg Found in July
  • House of the Slightly Flat Hymn
  • Hymn and Her Couples Ministry

J: 1 name

  • Jell-O Salad Assembly of God

K: 1 name

  • Knead Bread Bakery Chapel

L: 11 names

  • Let Us Spray Car Wash Ministries
  • Lettuce Pray Salad Chapel
  • Lighthouse of the Unexpected Organ Solo
  • Lighthouse of the Unnecessary Light Show
  • Lighthouse of the Women's Retreat Craft Corner
  • Little Chapel of the Church Picnic Rainout
  • Little Chapel of the Doodle
  • Little Chapel of the Guilty Look
  • Little Church of the Borrowed Middle School Cafeteria
  • Little Church of the Half-Hearted Hosanna
  • Lutheran Lite Fellowship

M: 10 names

  • Martyrs of the Dead Phone
  • Martyrs of the Sunburned Deacon
  • Martyrs of the Visitor Parking Spot Nobody Uses
  • Methodist-Adjacent Community Church
  • Ministry of the Child Who Escaped
  • Ministry of the Church Lady Fan Club
  • Ministry of the Stale Animal Crackers
  • Mission of the Christmas Cantata Rehearsal
  • Mission of the Pastor Who Forgot the Name
  • Mission of the Whispered Gossip

N: 3 names

  • New Life Church of the Mid-Sermon Cough Fit
  • New Life Church of the Parking Lot Sprint
  • Non-Denominational-ish Worship Center

O: 57 names

  • Order of the Creaky Floorboard
  • Order of the Eternal Scroll
  • Order of the Wine Sniffer
  • Our Lady of Good Enough
  • Our Lady of Immaculate Timing
  • Our Lady of Perpetual Brunch
  • Our Lady of Perpetual Youth Group Pizza
  • Our Lady of Point Number Four
  • Our Lady of Sorrowful Parking
  • Our Lady of Tardiness
  • Our Lady of the Accidental Fire Alarm
  • Our Lady of the Alto Section Gossip
  • Our Lady of the Ambrosia Salad
  • Our Lady of the Ash Smudge Selfie

O, continued

  • Our Lady of the Bagpipe Easter
  • Our Lady of the Broken Air Conditioner
  • Our Lady of the Brunch Reservation
  • Our Lady of the Bulletin Typo
  • Our Lady of the Butterscotch Disc
  • Our Lady of the Crooked Christmas Pageant Halo
  • Our Lady of the Damp Handshake
  • Our Lady of the Doll Jesus
  • Our Lady of the Drive-Thru Friday
  • Our Lady of the Dropped Pacifier
  • Our Lady of the Easter and Christmas Only
  • Our Lady of the Echoing Cough
  • Our Lady of the Empty Collection Plate
  • Our Lady of the Fantasy Football Draft

O, continued

  • Our Lady of the Fish Fry Friday
  • Our Lady of the Flower Girl Tantrum
  • Our Lady of the Frozen Zoom Screen
  • Our Lady of the Grape Juice Stain
  • Our Lady of the Hair Flip Hallelujah
  • Our Lady of the High Note Nobody Hits
  • Our Lady of the Immaculate Reception
  • Our Lady of the Inconvenient Pillar
  • Our Lady of the Last-Minute Sermon Notes
  • Our Lady of the Leaky Roof
  • Our Lady of the Macaroni Cross
  • Our Lady of the Off-Beat Clapping
  • Our Lady of the Offering Envelope Origami
  • Our Lady of the Overflowing Font

O, continued

  • Our Lady of the Peppermint Purse
  • Our Lady of the Post-Lunch Nap
  • Our Lady of the Quiet Crinkly Wrapper
  • Our Lady of the Quorum
  • Our Lady of the Raised Eyebrow
  • Our Lady of the Recycled Sermon Illustration
  • Our Lady of the Repurposed Warehouse
  • Our Lady of the Ringing Cell Phone
  • Our Lady of the Sheet Cake
  • Our Lady of the Slippery Baptistry
  • Our Lady of the Sunday School Attendance Sticker
  • Our Lady of the Sunrise Service Yawn
  • Our Lady of the Ten-Minute Greeting
  • Our Lady of the Thrift Store Pew
  • Our Lady of the Wandering Toddler

P: 6 names

  • Parish of the Eleventh-Hour Sermon
  • Parish of the Forgotten Vows
  • Parish of the Pancake Supper
  • Pews Corner Fellowship
  • Praise the Lard Pork Ministries
  • Psalm Body Loves Me Fellowship

R: 3 names

  • Reformed Church of the Ambitious Modulation
  • Reformed Church of the Obstructed View
  • Reformed Church of the Reheated Leftovers

S: 77 names

  • Saint Bingo's Parish Hall
  • Saint Whoever's Parish
  • Sanctuary of the Blocked-In Car
  • Sanctuary of the Cargo Shorts
  • Sanctuary of the Drafty Vestibule
  • Sanctuary of the Early Dismissal
  • Sanctuary of the Elbow Bump
  • Sanctuary of the Gold Star
  • Sanctuary of the Goldfish Cracker Communion
  • Sanctuary of the Kneeler That Slams
  • Sanctuary of the Live Donkey Incident
  • Sanctuary of the Locked Restroom

S, continued

  • Sanctuary of the Lost Visitor
  • Sanctuary of the Loud Swallow
  • Sanctuary of the Low Battery
  • Sanctuary of the Misquoted Hymn
  • Sanctuary of the Movie Theater Cupholder
  • Sanctuary of the Powdered Creamer
  • Sanctuary of the Quiet Hallelujah
  • Sanctuary of the Rice Toss Cleanup
  • Sanctuary of the Rummage Sale Treasure
  • Sanctuary of the Sack Race
  • Sanctuary of the Seventeen-Year Building Fund
  • Sanctuary of the Sleeping Deacon
  • Sanctuary of the Smoke Detector Chirp

S, continued

  • Sanctuary of the Squeaky Pew
  • Sanctuary of the Stale Bagel Tray
  • Second Church of the Third Cup of Coffee
  • Sermon on the Amount Financial Fellowship
  • Shrine of the Double-Parked Deacon
  • Shrine of the Gas Station Donut
  • Shrine of the Pastor Who Says "In Closing" Five Times
  • Shrine of the Rolling Quarter
  • Shrine of the Selfie in the Sanctuary
  • Shrine of the Visitor Card Dodger
  • Sisters of the Minivan Gridlock
  • Sisters of the Sermon Bingo Card
  • Sisters of the Text-to-Give Typo

S, continued

  • Society of the Bulletin Crossword
  • Society of the Communion Cracker Crumb
  • Society of the Livestream Buffering
  • Southern Fried Baptist
  • St. Barb of Hallelujah, Anyway
  • St. Barb of the Repeat Chorus
  • St. Barb of Whose Dish Is This
  • St. Caffeina of the Morning Service
  • St. Carol of the Camp Counselor Tan Lines
  • St. Carol of the Felt Board
  • St. Carol of the Lobby Pastry
  • St. Clippy of the PowerPoint
  • St. Dave of Please Silence Your Phones

S, continued

  • St. Dave of the Communion Line Cutter
  • St. Dave of the Unnecessary Postlude
  • St. Doug of Second Thoughts
  • St. Doug of the Hawaiian Shirt Pastor
  • St. Doug of the Industrial Coffee Urn
  • St. Earl of the Trespasses vs. Debts Debate
  • St. Earl of the Wedding Reception Punch
  • St. Gary of the Cheerios on the Floor
  • St. Gary of the Long Lunch Line
  • St. Gary of the Retreat Bunk Bed
  • St. Goldfish of the Snack Bowl
  • St. Linda of the Cotton Candy Tangle
  • St. Linda of the Hotspot

S, continued

  • St. Linda of the Unmarked Restroom
  • St. Mattress of the Sunday Morning
  • St. Nugget of the Fish Fry
  • St. Pam of the Funeral Potatoes
  • St. Pam of the Hymn Nobody Knows
  • St. Procrastinatus Parish
  • St. Reboot Online Ministries
  • St. Snoozalot Cathedral
  • St. Spaghetti Dinner Fundraiser Parish
  • St. Splashington's Parish
  • St. Strikeout of the Church League
  • St. Touchdown of the Sunday Game
  • St. Transparency of the Acetate Slides

T: 40 names

  • Tabernacle of the Accidental FaceTime
  • Tabernacle of the Alliterated Sermon Points
  • Tabernacle of the Bake Sale Price War
  • Tabernacle of the Big Hat Sunday
  • Tabernacle of the Coffee Hour Stampede
  • Tabernacle of the Corner Piece
  • Tabernacle of the Donated Couch
  • Tabernacle of the Dunked Pastor
  • Tabernacle of the Egg Toss Disaster
  • Tabernacle of the Extra Potluck Plate
  • Tabernacle of the Flannelgraph Noah
  • Tabernacle of the Forgotten Fast
  • Tabernacle of the Green Bean Casserole

T, continued

  • Tabernacle of the Kickoff Deadline
  • Tabernacle of the Lost Car Keys
  • Tabernacle of the Men's Retreat Snoring
  • Tabernacle of the Mild Enthusiasm
  • Tabernacle of the Nursery Pager
  • Tabernacle of the Octave Drop
  • Tabernacle of the Popsicle-Stick Ark
  • Tabernacle of the Post-Service Traffic Jam
  • Tabernacle of the QR Code
  • Tabernacle of the Reluctant Hand Raise
  • Tabernacle of the Seven-Minute Bridge
  • Tabernacle of the Sneeze Blessing
  • Tabernacle of the Sunday Buffet Line

T, continued

  • Tabernacle of the Tabled Motion
  • Tabernacle of the Tambourine Enthusiast
  • Tabernacle of the Tinfoil Angel Wings
  • Tabernacle of the Traffic Director in an Orange Vest
  • Tabernacle of the Twelve-Passenger Van
  • Tabernacle of the Unity Candle That Wouldn't Light
  • Tabernacle of the Wi-Fi Password Request
  • Temple of One More Chorus
  • Temple of the Foil-Covered Mystery Dish
  • Temple of the Forty-Minute Announcements
  • Temple of the Holy Casserole
  • Temple of the Rogue Wise Man
  • Temple of the Terrible Acoustic Guitar
  • The Church of Whatever Works

U: 2 names

  • United Church of the Mumble Through Verse Three
  • United Church of the Pew Pencil

V: 1 name

  • VBS Forever Chapel

Z: 2 names

  • Zion of the Melting Snow Cone
  • Zion of the Sermon Series with a Movie Poster