Funny Name Generator
Pun names and ridiculous characters for a laugh
Generate funny names on demand: classic pun names like Paige Turner and Justin Time, absurd full names like Bartholomew Picklesworth, and silly titled characters for games, pranks, stories and party signs.
About funny names
Funny names come in three reliable flavors. The first is the pun name, where a first name and surname fuse into a phrase when said aloud: Paige Turner, Justin Time, Sal Monella, Warren Peace. These work because they look like ordinary names on paper and only detonate when read out, which is why they turn up in prank calls, joke sign-in sheets and Simpsons bar gags. The pun has to land on the first hearing; if a listener needs it explained, it is not funny.
The second flavor is the absurd full name: an overstuffed, old-fashioned first name wired to a surname built from food, noises or nonsense words. Bartholomew Picklesworth, Hortense Snodgrass, Algernon Flibbertigibbet. Dickens, Roald Dahl and P.G. Wodehouse are the masters here, and the rule is that it should sound almost like a real Victorian name while being just a little too much. The third flavor is the silly title: Captain Obvious, Judge Mental, Auntie Freeze, Lord Fluffington. These suit game characters, team mascots and anyone who needs to be introduced with a straight face.
Pick by audience. Pun names play to adults who will catch the wordplay; absurd names and animal nicknames are safer for kids and classrooms; silly titles work best when the character is meant to be pompous.
How to choose funny names
- Say a pun name out loud before you use it; if it only works in writing or needs a particular accent, swap it for one that lands on the first hearing.
- For a fake-but-believable funny name, pair an ordinary first name with a pun surname (Rick O'Shea, Dan Druff) so it survives a quick glance on a name tag or sign-in sheet.
- For kids, stories and classroom characters, lean on the absurd full names and animal nicknames (Prunella Pancake, Tater Doolittle) rather than puns that need adult references.
- Give a silly character a pompous title to double the joke: Lord, Dame, Admiral or Professor in front of a ridiculous surname is funnier than the surname alone.
- Check the name is not the real name of someone you know or a public figure before using it as a prank or publishing it as a character.
Frequently asked questions
What makes a name funny?
Usually one of three things: a pun that only appears when the name is spoken (Sue Flay), a clash between a grand first name and an absurd surname (Reginald Fluffington III), or a dignified title attached to a silly word (Judge Mental). Surprise, and hearing the name aloud, is what triggers the laugh.
Can I use these funny names for a prank call or a fake sign-up?
They are fine for jokes among friends, party games and comedy writing. Do not use a funny name to impersonate someone, to deceive a business or an official form, or to harass anyone; that stops being funny quickly and can be illegal.
Are these names suitable for kids?
Yes. Every name on this list is clean; the silliest ones lean on food, animals and nonsense words rather than anything crude. The absurd full names (Gwendolyn Puddlejump, Theodore Tiddlywink) are especially good for children's stories and classroom games.
How do I invent my own pun name?
Start with a common word or phrase, split it into syllables, and find a first name that matches the first chunk: anchovy becomes Anne Chovie, elevator becomes Ella Vator. Read the result to someone else cold; if they laugh without being told, it works.
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All 1,000 funny names
A: 47 names
- A. C. Breeze
- Abe Acus
- Admiral Flufferton
- Admiral Wobblebottom
- Aethelstan Wibble
- Agatha Snickerdoodle
- Agnes Aardvark
- Agnes the Almost Brave
- Agnetha Applesauce
- Al Beback
- Al Dente
- Al Fresco
- Al Phabet
- Algernon Flibbertigibbet
- Alistair Wafflethwaite
- Aloysius Clonk
- Amanda Hugginkiss
- Ambassador Butterscotch
- Ambrose Dripcastle the Fourth
- Ambrose Turnipseed
- Amy Able
- Andy Structible
- Anita Bath
A, continued
- Anita Job
- Anita Moment
- Ann Droid
- Anna Conda
- Anna Graham
- Anne Chovie
- Anne Teak
- Araminta Applecart
- Araminta Snood-Bletchley
- Archduke Biscuit
- Archibald Crumpetsmith
- Argyle Sox
- Art Major
- Artie Choke
- Arty Fishal
- Auberon Custard-Pye
- Augustina Bunglethorpe
- Augustus Fancypants the Second
- Auntie Body
- Auntie Freeze
- Auntie Histamine
- Auntie Pasto
- Auntie Septic
- Axel Grinder
B: 79 names
- B. A. Sport
- B. Z. Bee
- Balthazar Bubblewrap
- Barb Dwyer
- Barb E. Cue Sauce
- Barb Wire
- Barnabas Soggybottom
- Barnaby Badger
- Barnaby Jolly-Goode
- Barnaby Wobbleton
- Barnacle Stubbs
- Barney Cle
- Barnstable Thrumbucket
- Barnstaple Fudge, Esq.
- Baron von Wafflestein
- Baron Wasteland
- Baroness Bonbon
- Baroness von Schnitzel
- Barry Cade
- Barry the Bewildered
- Barry Tropical
- Bartholomew Picklesworth
- Bartholomew Q. Snugglepuss
- Bartleby Bafflegab
- Baxter Noodleby Jr.
- Bea Keeper
- Bea Sting
- Beatrice Biscuitbarrel
- Beatrix Flapdoodle
- Belle Tower
- Ben E. Fishal
- Ben Jammin
- Ben Thair
- Benedict Bandersnap
- Bernadette Kazoo
- Bertha Bigglesworth
- Bertram Blatherskite
- Bette R. Late
- Bettina Butterknife
B, continued
- Betty Wont
- Beulah Brouhaha
- Bev Erage
- Big Earl Pretzelmeyer
- Bill Board
- Bill Ding
- Bill Fold
- Bill Overdue
- Billy Ray Crumbcake
- Binky Wentworth
- Biscuit Callahan
- Bishop Checkmate
- Bjorn the Butterfingered
- Bjorn Toulouse
- Blanche Thingamajig
- Blinky Patterson
- Blundering Bert Fizzwick
- Bo Loney
- Bo Nanza
- Bob Sled
- Bobby Lee Grits
- Bobby Pin
- Bongo Whitlock
- Bonkers Bixby
- Boomer Tuttle
- Bram Bell
- Brandy Snapp
- Brenda the Unimpressed
- Brie Zee
- Brock Lee
- Brock Ollini
- Brother Hood
- Brunhilde Belchwater
- Bubba Joe Thornapple
- Bubbles Montgomery
- Buck Wild
- Bumpkin Fairweather
- Burp Wellesley
- Buster Move
- Butterbean Tanaka
C: 84 names
- C. D. Ifference
- C. U. Soon
- Cal Ender
- Cal Q. Later
- Calliope Clangor
- Cam Corder
- Cam Paign
- Candice B. Right
- Candy Barr
- Captain Crunchtime
- Captain Hindsight
- Captain Obvious
- Carmen Getit
- Carrie D. Away
- Carrie Oakey
- Carrie Onn
- Carter Round
- Cas Serole
- Casimir Crumblewick
- Cathy Dral
- Cedric Scuttlebutt
- Chancellor Chitchat
- Chanda Lear
- Chauncey Chowderhead
- Cheddar Babcock
- Cher Ade
- Cher Bet
- Chester Cheesewright
C, continued
- Chester Mumblecrust, Esq.
- Chip Munk
- Chris Cross
- Chris P. Bacon
- Chuck Roast
- Chuckles Van Hooten
- Chunky Baskerville
- Claire Voyant
- Clarabelle Hiccough
- Clarence Clapperboard
- Clarence Pumpkinhead
- Clarissa Plum-Duffington
- Clay Potts
- Clement Soggytoast the Younger
- Clementine Higglesby
- Cletus Clodhopper
- Cletus Earl Pigsfoot
- Cliff Hanger
- Clive the Perpetually Lost
- Clotilde Cabbagepatch
- Clumsy Dunwoody
- Coach Class
- Coach Potato
- Colby Jack
- Cole Slaw
- Colin the Cautious
- Colonel Kernel
- Commander Inchief
C, continued
- Commodore Pudding
- Con Fetti
- Constable Bobblehat
- Constance Kerplunk
- Cora Duroy
- Cordelia Custardine
- Cornelius Cornflake
- Cornelius Noodleman
- Cornelius Ruckus Jr.
- Corporal Punishment
- Cosmo Spatterdash-Boggs
- Count Downe
- Count Smackula
- Count Tenance
- Countess Crumbleton
- Cousin Itchy
- Cousin Wobbles
- Crabby Dinglehopper
- Cranky Pantsworth
- Cressida Fumble-Smythe
- Crispin Crackerjack
- Crouton Beaumont
- Crumpet Wellington
- Crystal Ball
- Crystal Clear
- Curt Enrod
- Cuthbert Fiddlesticks
- Cuthbert Snivelworth
D: 55 names
- D. J. Scratchwell
- Dagobert Twaddlebee
- Daisy Chain
- Daisy Mae Butterworth
- Dame Hilda Bagshot
- Dan Druff
- Daphne Tottering-Bye
- Darla Doorknob
- Dee C. Bell
- Dee Zaster
- Dell Egate
- Della Catessen
- Della Ware
- Delphine Dillydally
- Dennis the Underwhelming
- Deputy Doodad
- Dexter Doodlebrain Jr.
- Di Lemma
- Dia Gonal
- Dimples O'Rourke
- Dinah Mite
- Dinah Soar
- Dingus Chesterton
- Dithering Dot Hargrove
- Dizzy Dingleworth
- Doily Carruthers
- Dolores Butterbean
D, continued
- Dom Inoes
- Don Keigh
- Don Tworry
- Donna Matrix
- Doodle Pennyworth
- Doofus Brightwater
- Dorcas Dumbwaiter
- Doreen the Unstoppable
- Dorinda Dingdong
- Doris Dumplington
- Dorothea Spatula
- Dorothea Tiffin-Scone
- Dozy Doreen Applethwaite
- Dr. Anne Esthesia
- Dr. Hugo Homenow
- Dr. Ima Quack
- Dr. Lotta Payne
- Dr. Phil Good
- Dr. Will Cure
- Drusilla Dishrag
- Duane Pipe
- Duchess Dawdle
- Duke Box
- Dulcimer Dabbleworth
- Dumpling Ashworth
- Dustin DeWind
- Dwight Doohickey
- Dymphna Dripping
E: 44 names
- E. Z. Duzzit
- Earl E. Bird
- Earl Grey
- Earl Lee Riser
- Earl Lobe
- Earlene Picklestaff
- Ebenezer Snoozington
- Ed Ifice
- Ed Itor
- Ed Ucation
- Edmund the Easily Startled
- Edna Earwig
- Edwina Whoopsie
- Egbert Frizzlewick
- Eileen Dover
- Eli Vate
- Ella Mentary
- Ella Phantine
- Ella Vator
- Elle Bowroom
- Elle Phant
- Elmer Flubber
E, continued
- Emma Grant
- Emmy Grate
- Empress Snickerbocker
- Engelbert Fumblebuck
- Erasmus Elbowgrease
- Ermintrude Earwax
- Ernestine Wigglesworth
- Esmeralda Eggwhisk
- Ethel Rigmarole
- Ethel the Unready for Mondays
- Ethelbert Eggcup
- Eudora Teacozy
- Eugene Eggnog
- Eugenia Jamjar
- Euphemia Gobstopper
- Eustace Wibblewobble
- Eva Brick
- Evan Essent
- Evander Earmuff
- Eve Ill
- Eve Ning
- Ezekiel Zoodle
F: 25 names
- Faye Kname
- Faye Slift
- Fenella Fiddlededee
- Fenella Wibbly-Lumley
- Fenwick Fumblethumb
- Ferdinand Flapjack
- Fergus McSnoot
- Fidget Bonaparte
- Finn Ishline
- Fitz Wellenough
- Fitzgerald Noodlesnap
- Fizz Worthington
- Flapjack Donovan
- Fletcher Flamingo
- Flip Flopp
- Flo Tilla
- Flora Bunda
- Flora Fauna
- Florentine Flusterby
- Forrest Fire
- Francine Fishstick
- Frank Furter
- Freda the Formidable
- Frieda Livery
- Fumbling Fiona Macklewhite
G: 41 names
- Gail Force
- Gary the Mildly Inconvenienced
- Gene Pool
- General Malaise
- Genevieve Jellyroll
- Georgina Huffington-Puff
- Gerald Blenkinsop-Mudge
- Gertie Gumshoe
- Gertrude Gooseberry
- Gia Metric
- Giblets Thornbury
- Gideon Gallimaufry
- Giggles Finklestein
- Gil Ligan
- Gil Ty
- Giles Mumbleby-Jones
- Ginger Snap
- Gizmo Prendergast
- Gladys Balderdash
- Gladys Seeya
G, continued
- Glenda the Good Enough
- Godfrey Gobbledygook
- Gomer Gravyboat
- Goober Thistlewaite
- Gram Marr
- Granddad Joke
- Grandpa Dozer
- Grandpa Snoozewell
- Granny Knott
- Granny Smithereens
- Grant Money
- Great-Aunt Mildew
- Great-Aunt Ti Macassar
- Gretchen Gecko
- Grimbald Snifflesworth
- Griselda Mopbucket
- Grover Goosebumps
- Gus Toe
- Gus Tofwind
- Gwen Dola
- Gwendolyn Puddlejump
H: 50 names
- Hal Apeno
- Hal O'Ween
- Hammond Eggs
- Hank Junior Picklejar
- Hans Zoff
- Harold Hogsbreath
- Harriet Hootenanny
- Harry Cane
- Hasty Hattie Marlowe
- Hazel Honkytonk
- Hedda Lettuce
- Heidi Seek
- Hem Lyne
- Henrietta Clatterbuck
- Hepzibah Hodgepodge
- Herb Garden
- Hermia Teacake-Frobisher
- Hermione Humdinger
- Hester Codswallop
- Hezekiah Hornswoggle
- Hiccup Wigglesby
- Hieronymus Spatchcock
- Hilda the Loud
- Hildegard von Honk
- Hobnob Fairbanks
H, continued
- Holly Day
- Holly Wood
- Homer Hamhock
- Honk Pemberton
- Hootie Plankton
- Hope Fulley
- Hope Springs
- Hopscotch Ferreira
- Horace Cope
- Horace Poppinjay
- Horatio Bumfuzzle
- Horatio Pomp, Esq.
- Hortense Snodgrass
- Howie Doin
- Hubert Hedgehog
- Hugh Manatee
- Hugh Morris
- Hugh Mungus
- Hugo First
- Hugo Haddock-Pilchard
- Humbert Hobbledehoy
- Humphrey Gigglesworth
- Humphrey the Half-Awake
- Hunter Gather
- Hyacinth Hobnob
I: 30 names
- I. C. Sharp
- I. L. Wait
- I. M. Hungry
- I. M. Tardy
- I. O. Money
- I. Q. Hy
- I. V. Leeg
- Ichabod Itchyfoot
- Ida Claire
- Ida Crumb
- Ida Know
- Ida Thoughtso
- Ignatius Iguana
- Ignatius Twaddle
- Ignatz Gribblewick
- Ike Onic
- Ilene Left
- Imogen Inkblot
- Ingrid Lock
- Ingrid the Indecisive
- Inigo Itchington
- Inspector Gadabout
- Ira Fuse
- Irving Icebox
- Isabelle Ringing
- Isadora Icecube
- Iva Feeling
- Ivana Nap
- Ivor Question
- Ivy League
J: 31 names
- J. K. Laffin
- Jack Pott
- Jack Rabbit
- Jasper Jumblesale
- Jay Bird
- Jay Walker
- Jean Jacket
- Jebediah Crankshaft
- Jedidiah Jigglepot
- Jellybean Novak
- Jerry Atrick
- Jerry Mander
- Jess Kidding
- Jill Opy
- Jim Nasium
- Jim Nast
- Jim Shorts
- Jimbo Snoots
- Jittery Joan Abernethy
- Jocasta Jitterbug
- Jocelyn Carruthers-Crumb
- Joe Kerr
- Jolyon Gusset-Trumpington
- Jose Canusee
- Joy Ryder
- Juan Moretime
- Judge Mental
- Juniper Jellybean
- Juno Whatimean
- Justin Case
- Justin Time
K: 20 names
- K. O. Kidd
- Kareem O'Wheat
- Kash Mere
- Kay Oss
- Kazoo Marchetti
- Kelly Green
- Ken I. Help
- Ken Tucky
- Kenelm Kettledrum
- Kenny Dewit
- Kent C. Straight
- Kent Cook
- Kent Reach
- Kenya Believit
- Kerry Oki
- Kevin the Adequate
- Kim Ono
- King Sizebed
- Kip Persnack
- Kurt Reply
L: 43 names
- L. O. Quent
- Lacey Curtain
- Lady Bugg
- Lady Fingers
- Lady Hortensia Fripp the Third
- Lance Boyle
- Lancelot Lollygag
- Lars Tinline
- Lavender Lugnut
- Lavinia Lampshade
- Lazarus Lintpocket
- Lee King
- Len Dahand
- Leofric Lumpkin
- Leofwine the Lukewarm
- Leonora Ladle
- Leopold Butterchurn
- Leopold von Snootenburg VII
- Les Moore
- Lettice Leafmould
- Lily Pond
L, continued
- Lionel Bunting-Shambles
- Lionel Llama
- Lisa Carr
- Liv Long
- Liz Ard
- Lloyd Thunderpants
- Lobelia Lollipop
- Lois Price
- Lord Fluffington
- Lord Percy Puddingfoot II
- Lotta Fun
- Lottie Dah
- Lou Kout
- Lou Pole
- Lou Senup
- Lucille Lintball
- Lucinda Flapton-Dither
- Lucretia Pumpernickel
- Lucy Fur
- Ludovic Lardycake
- Lumpy Fitzwilliam
- Lysander Quibble
M: 77 names
- M. T. Pockets
- Mabel Fiddlefaddle
- Mac N. Cheesley
- Mack Aroni
- Mack Erel
- Madame Butterfingers
- Maestro Glockenspiel
- Major Disaster
- Major Letdown
- Mal Odorous
- Mama Mia Culpa
- Marcus Absent
- Marge Ipan
- Marigold Muckraker
- Marion Ette
- Mark Ett
- Mark Mywords
- Marmaduke Mumbleford
- Marquis de Marmalade
- Marsha Mellow
- Marty Graw
- Mary Christmas
- Mary Gold
- Mason Jarr
- Matt Tress
- Maud the Muddled
- Maude Muffintop
- Mavis Muddlecombe
- Mavis the Magnificent
- Max Imum
- Max Power
- May Flower
- Mayor Naise
- Meatball Jones
- Mel Function
- Mel Odica
- Mel Practice
- Mem O'Randum
M, continued
- Mervyn Meerkat
- Mike Rophone
- Mildred Marmalade
- Millicent Mugwump
- Millie Pede
- Milly Meter
- Minerva Malarkey
- Minnie Skirt
- Minnie Van
- Miss Conduct
- Miss Demeanor
- Miss Fortune
- Mist E. Forecast
- Mister Completely
- Mister E.
- Mister Meaner
- Misty Morning
- Mittens Radcliffe
- Moe Lasses
- Moe Mentum
- Molly Coddle
- Mona Logue
- Montague Crumbsworth, Esq.
- Montague Mufflefluff
- Montgomery Fizzlebert
- Monty Barking-Madde
- Moose Flanagan
- Mordecai Marshmallow
- Mortimer Mumblechops
- Mortimer Oatsworthy the Elder
- Mortimer Squiggins
- Mother Board
- Mrs. Ippi
- Ms. Placed
- Ms. Take
- Muffin Delacroix
- Mungo Mizzlethorn
- Muriel Mothball
- Myrtle Turtleneck
N: 24 names
- N. E. Wonder
- N. R. Getic
- Nadine Nutmeg
- Nan Ometer
- Nana Banana Split
- Nebuchadnezzar Plonk
- Neil Down
- Neil O'Leum
- Nellie Narwhal
- Nervous Nelly Fitzwiggle
- Nick L. Back
- Nick Nack
- Nick O'Teen
- Nigel the Slightly Damp
- Noah Fence
- Noel Hassle
- Noodle Armstrong
- Noodles Hargreave
- Nora Bone
- Norbert Kerfuffle
- Norman the Conqueror of Naps
- Nubbin Okafor
- Nugget Grabowski
- Nurse Maid
O: 30 names
- O. B. Quiet
- O. K. Fine
- Obadiah Hamfist
- Octavia Smedley-Whoopsadaisy
- Octavius Pantaloon
- Odette Oddment
- Olaf the Overdressed
- Olga Ocelot
- Olive Branch
- Olive Yew
- Oliver Sutton
- Ona Roll
- Opal Knickknack
- Opaline Oompah
- Ophelia Payne
- Ophelia Persnickety
- Orson Buggy
- Orville Oatcake
- Oscar Night
- Osgood Oddsocks
- Osric the Overcooked
- Oswald Orangepeel
- Otis Oddbody
- Ottilie Throttle-Bottomley
- Otto B. Napping
- Otto Focus
- Otto Mobile
- Ottoline Oatbucket
- Owen Money
- Oz Trich
P: 65 names
- P. J. Party
- P. S. Seeyalater
- Paddy O'Furniture
- Paige Turner
- Paisley Tye
- Pam Flet
- Pancake Sullivan
- Pansy Pettifog
- Papa Razzi
- Pat Agonia
- Pat Downe
- Patty Cake
- Patty Melt
- Paul Bearer
- Paul Tergeist
- Paula Graph
- Peanut McGillicuddy
- Pearl E. Gates
- Peggy Sue Hushpuppy
- Penny Farthing
- Penny Wise
- Pepe Roni
- Pepper Mill
- Percival Ploppington
- Percy Penguin
- Perdita Sprout-Hatherleigh
- Peregrine Pootle
- Perry Scope
- Persephone Popover
- Pete Moss
- Pete Za
- Pete Zaria
P, continued
- Petronella Pogostick
- Petunia Hullabaloo
- Phil Errup
- Phil Osophy
- Phileas Flapdragon
- Philippa Flummox
- Philomena Dustbunny
- Phineas Fogbottle
- Phyllis the Fearless Knitter
- Pickles Abernathy
- Piers Ponsonby-Squelch
- Pim Ento
- Pip Squeakington
- Pogo Wetherby
- Polly Ester
- Polly Graff
- Polly Platypus
- Pop Corn
- Pretzel Harrigan
- Prince Lee Sum
- Princess Fussbudget
- Priscilla Wafflebottom
- Private Joke
- Private Property
- Professor Bumblethorpe
- Professor Know-It-All
- Pru Dent
- Prudence Flusterwick, PhD
- Prudence Piffleton
- Prunella Pancake
- Ptolemy Pifflepaff
- Puddles Van Winkle
- Pudge Wallington
Q: 3 names
- Q. T. Pie
- Quentin Quibblesome
- Quincy Quackenbosh
R: 48 names
- R. E. Peat
- R. U. Shure
- Rae Dio
- Rafe Pemberton-Oops
- Ray Diator
- Ray Gunn
- Ray King-Leaves
- Raynor Shine
- Reese Sital
- Reggie Stration
- Reginald Fluffington III
- Reverend Twinkletoes
- Rex Tangle
- Rhea Lize
- Rhoda Bicycle
- Rhubarb Jenkins
- Rick Ety
- Rick O'Shea
- Rick Shaw
- Rita Book
- Rob Berry
- Robin Banks
- Rod Entz
- Roderick Rumpus
R, continued
- Rodney the Reluctant
- Rollin Pinn
- Rollo Parsnip-Fawcett
- Rollo Ragamuffin
- Rosa Bud
- Rosalind Rutabaga
- Rosamund Rattlebag
- Rose Bush
- Rosie Cheeks
- Rowan Boat
- Rowena Rhubarb
- Roxanne Roll
- Roy L. Flush
- Ruby Slippers
- Rudyard Radish
- Rupert Bumbershoot
- Rupert Fotherington-Thump
- Russ Ell Sprout
- Russ Tee
- Russ Tique
- Rusty B. Hinges
- Rusty Nail
- Ruth Less
- Rutherford Hogwash
S: 75 names
- S. A. Lott
- Sage Advice
- Sal Ami
- Sal Monella
- Sal Salamander
- Sal Sify
- Sally Ann Sorghum
- Sam Widge
- Sandy Beech
- Sandy C. Shells
- Sandy Claws
- Sara Bellum
- Sasha Y. Away
- Sawyer Board
- Scooter Blankenship
- Scott Free
- Scuttle Buttersby
- Sebastian Shufflebottom
- Second Cousin Twice Baked
- Seraphina Sneezewort
- Sergeant Sideburns
- Seymour Clearly
- Sharon Caring
- Sharon Share Alike
- Shawn Anigans
- Shelly Fish
- Sheriff Shortbread
- Sheriff Snorkel
- Sherman Shenanigan
- Sid Down
- Sid Eburn
- Sigrid the Snack-Bearer
- Sir Basil Bunglewick IV
- Sir Charge
- Sir Cumference
- Sir Loin
- Sir Prize
S, continued
- Sir Reptitious
- Sir Tificate
- Sir Vivor
- Skeeter Van Dribble
- Skip Town
- Sleepwalking Larry Quimby
- Sleepy Stan Gundersen
- Smudge Featherstonehaugh
- Sneezy Sal Bonaventura
- Snickers Brannigan
- Sniffles Lindgren
- Snorkel Pettigrew
- Sockeye Mulligan
- Soggy Sid Wainwright
- Sol Itaire
- Sonny Side
- Sonny Spells
- Sprinkles Gallagher
- Spud Murgatroyd
- Squeaky Vanderhoof
- Squiggly McTavish
- St. John Twistleton-Knott
- Stan Dupp
- Stan Still
- Stanley Poppycock
- Step-Uncle Ladder
- Stormy Weathers
- Stu Dent
- Stu Pendous
- Sue Flay
- Sue Nami
- Sue Venir
- Sunny Day
- Susan the Suspiciously Calm
- Sy Kamore
- Sy Lense
- Syl Abus
- Sylvester Sprocket
T: 51 names
- T. V. Dinner
- Tabitha Twinkleton
- Tad Bitlate
- Tad Pole
- Tallulah Tambourine
- Tallulah Tapir
- Tammy Jo Biscuitgravy
- Tanner Hyde
- Tara Misu
- Tarquin Toadflax
- Tater Doolittle
- Taylor Maid
- Ted E. Bear
- Teresa Green
- Terry Bull
- Terry Cloth
- Terry Dactyl
- Tex Mex
- Thaddeus Blubberworth
- Thaddeus P. Gristlethwaite
- Thelonius Gumdrop
- Theodore Tiddlywink
- Thorfinn the Ticklish
- Thurlow Biggleswade Sr.
- Thurston Thimblerig
T, continued
- Tickles Lindqvist
- Tiffany Lamp
- Tim Burr
- Tim Panee
- Tinkles McGee
- Tiny Thaddeus Hogwallop
- Tobias Trombone
- Tom Bola
- Tom Foolery
- Tommy Gunn
- Tooter Bellweather
- Toots Halloran
- Tori Ador
- Travis Tee
- Trevor the Tardy
- Trig O'Nometry
- Tristram Wimple-Gusset
- Tru Ant
- Trudy Tumbleweed
- Tryphena Trifle
- Tugboat Winslow
- Tumbles Kowalski
- Turnip Haversham
- Tux Edo
- Two-Left-Feet Bob Calloway
- Tyrone Shoelaces
U: 9 names
- U. B. Careful
- U. R. Wright
- Ulf the Unpunctual
- Ulric Umbrella
- Ulysses Underpants
- Uncle Clutter
- Uncle Fumbles
- Ura Winner
- Ursula Umpteenth
V: 14 names
- Val Entine
- Velma Gigglesnort
- Venetia Tweed-Wellington
- Vera Similitude
- Vera the Vaguely Heroic
- Vera Vexington
- Verity Vinaigrette
- Verna Vuvuzela
- Vernon Vendingmachine
- Vic Tory
- Victor E. Lap
- Vinnie Gar
- Viola Case
- Viscount Biscuit-Tin
W: 36 names
- Wade N. Pool
- Waffles O'Leary
- Waldo Wombat
- Walker Dogg
- Walt Zing
- Walter Melon
- Wanda Lust
- Wanda Rinn
- Wanda Whynot
- Warren Peace
- Warren Ty
- Wayne Dropps
- Wendeline Wobblegong
- Wendell I. Getthere
- Wendell Skedaddle
- Wendy Daze
- Wendy the Wobbly
- Wes Tern
- Wheezy Pottinger
- Whiskers Dunlop
- Wiggles Throckmorton
- Wilbur Whifflepoof
- Wilfred Wheelbarrow
- Wilhelmina Doodlebug
- Will Barrow
- Will Power
- Will U. Hurry
- Willa Low
- Willie Makit
- Willy Nilly
- Wilma Walrus
- Winifred Tootlebury
- Winona Windchime
- Wolfgang Wigglesnout
- Wonky Smithers
- Wynn Dowpane
X: 3 names
- X. L. Shirt
- Xanthe Xylobone
- Xavier Xylophone
Y: 7 names
- Y. B. Normal
- Yardley Yoohoo
- Yawn Bartleby
- Yo-Yo Fitzpatrick
- Yolanda Mine
- Yolanda Yodel
- Yorick Yammerton