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A: 26 names

• "Aground Again" Agnes
• Ada Rift
• Admiral Anchors Aweigh Too Early
• Admiral Dress Whites at a Cookout
• Admiral of Lake Backyard
• Admiral of One Rowboat
• Admiral of Puddle Number Two
• Admiral of the Back Bay
• Admiral of the Blow-Up Kayak
• Admiral of the Creek
• Admiral of the Drainage Ditch
• Admiral of the Goldfish Pond
• Admiral of the Left Half of the Lake

A, continued

• Admiral of the Millpond
• Admiral of the Paddling Pool
• Admiral of the Pond
• Admiral of the Reservoir
• Admiral of the Retention Pond
• Admiral of the Shallow End
• Airboat Clare Flyaway Hair
• Al "All Stop" Albright
• Al Ashore
• Archduke of the Anchorage
• Art Rigger
• Aunt Marge of the Barge
• Aye Aye Ron

B: 29 names

• "Back in My Day" Barney
• "Before They Had Engines" Enid
• "Bumpy Landing" Brenda
• Babs "Backing Down" Babcock
• Banana Boat Boss Bounces Off
• Barb Nacle
• Barge Captain Slow Bernard
• Barnacle-Bearded Burt
• Baron of the Bait Dock
• Bathtub Bobby Bubblebeard
• Bathtub Navigator Suds
• Bea "Beam Reach" Beaumont
• Bea Calmed
• Beau Lyne

B, continued

• Belle Buoy
• Bev "Bow Rider" Beasley
• Big Sister, Bigger Wake
• Bill G. Waters
• Bo T. Hook
• Boat Ramp Referee Ref
• Bow Paddler Just Sightseeing
• Bowen Stern
• Bowling Team Captain Gutter Buoy
• Bridget Tender
• Briny Bernice
• Brother-in-Law Borrows the Boat
• Bud "Bow Eye" Budnick
• Bumper Boat Baron
• Burt "Bilge Alarm" Bixby

C: 445 names

• "Caught It with My Bare Hands" Hans
• "Circling the Airport" Art
• "Cruising Altitude" Carl
• Cal "Calm Before" Calloway
• Canal Boat Captain Four Miles an Hour
• Canal Pilot Low Bridge Lowell
• Canoe Commander Tippy
• Canoe Sue Kerchoo
• Cap Size
• Cap'n Bail-with-a-Boot
• Cap'n Barnacle Scraper
• Cap'n Bow Wave Bravado
• Cap'n Bumps-a-Lot
• Cap'n Can't-Park

C, continued

• Cap'n Catch-and-Release
• Cap'n Chugalong
• Cap'n Dip Net
• Cap'n Dizzy
• Cap'n Driftwood Daydream
• Cap'n Flip-Flop
• Cap'n Flotsam
• Cap'n Gaff
• Cap'n Giggle Jiggle
• Cap'n Greengills
• Cap'n Jetsam
• Cap'n Lawn Chair on Deck
• Cap'n Loopy Sloop
• Cap'n Loose Lid
• Cap'n Nautical Miles

C, continued

• Cap'n Nightcrawler
• Cap'n Pitter Patter Puddle
• Cap'n Pool Noodle
• Cap'n Quibble Nibble
• Cap'n Sideways Slip
• Cap'n Sinker
• Cap'n Soggy Chart Table
• Cap'n Squeaky Oarlock
• Cap'n Squelchy Deck Shoes
• Cap'n Sunscreen
• Cap'n Tan Line
• Cap'n Thermos
• Cap'n Tickle Trout
• Cap'n Toot-Toot
• Cap'n Upside-Down Chart

C, continued

• Cap'n Wet Towel
• Cap'n Wobbleknees
• Cap'n Wormbox
• Cap'n Yarn Spinner
• Cap'n Zinc Nose
• Capt. Aaron Nautical
• Capt. Ava Ation
• Capt. Bow Thruster Buster
• Capt. Cary Onn
• Capt. Chuck Liszt
• Capt. Cleat Hitch Mitch
• Capt. Dee Icing
• Capt. Dusty Chart
• Capt. Gail Winds
• Capt. Gil Net

C, continued

• Capt. Hal Yard Jammed
• Capt. Isla Seat
• Capt. Jett Bridge
• Capt. Jib Sheet Pete
• Capt. Lance Dingear
• Capt. Layne Over
• Capt. Les Moor
• Capt. Lon Haul
• Capt. Mack Speed
• Capt. Mains'l Marcel
• Capt. Miles Hy
• Capt. Moe Torboat
• Capt. Phil Uptank
• Capt. Polly Propeller
• Capt. Reef Early Riley

C, continued

• Capt. Rhoda Boat
• Capt. Rhonda Runway
• Capt. Rip Tide
• Capt. Rollo Bagg
• Capt. Rudy Pedals
• Capt. Sea Moore Fish
• Capt. Sheet Bend Brenda
• Capt. Sonny Deck
• Capt. Tack N. Jibe
• Capt. Tad Pohl
• Capt. Tay L. Wind
• Capt. Tex E. Way
• Capt. Ty Tarmac
• Capt. Vera Faroff
• Capt. Walker Round

C, continued

• Capt. Wendy Sock
• Capt. Wes Terly
• Capt. Winch Handle Wendell
• Capt. Windy Vectors
• Capt. Wynn Shear
• Captain Accidental Jibe
• Captain Alien Small Talk
• Captain All Aboard Albert
• Captain Aloha Shirt
• Captain Anchor's Still Down
• Captain Anchovy Annie
• Captain Announcement Voice
• Captain Asked a Kayaker for Directions
• Captain Back-and-Forth

C, continued

• Captain Backwards Compass
• Captain Bait Bucket
• Captain Bait Shop Regular
• Captain Barometer Tapper
• Captain Barrel Roll, No
• Captain Becalmed
• Captain Bent Propeller
• Captain Bilge Pump Panic
• Captain Bingo at Sea
• Captain Bird's Nest Reel
• Captain Birthday Boy at the Wheel
• Captain Black Hole Shortcut
• Captain Bluegill Gil
• Captain Bluetooth Speaker Overboard
• Captain Boarding Group Nine

C, continued

• Captain Boat Cover Wrestler
• Captain Borrowed Jet Ski
• Captain Borrowed Paddle
• Captain Bought the Boat Used
• Captain Bow Line Butterfingers
• Captain Broach and Apologize
• Captain Bubble Trouble
• Captain Buffet Line
• Captain Bumped the Fuel Dock
• Captain Cardboard Regatta
• Captain Catfish Cathy
• Captain Chance of Showers, No Bimini
• Captain Checks the Radar on a Pond
• Captain Clam Rake Clem
• Captain Clipped the Channel Marker

C, continued

• Captain Comet Tailgater
• Captain Cooler Full of Sandwiches
• Captain Crab Pot Pat
• Captain Crooked Wake
• Captain Dad Joke at the Helm
• Captain Dad's Rules
• Captain Dawn Patrol Dawn
• Captain Dead Downwind
• Captain Deck Chair Reserved
• Captain Dilly Dally Galley
• Captain Dinner at My Table
• Captain Docks on the Dot
• Captain Dockside Barbecue
• Captain Dragging Anchor
• Captain Driftwood Whittler

C, continued

• Captain Dropped the Sunglasses Overboard
• Captain Dry Bag Doug
• Captain Dry Suit, Wet Socks
• Captain Duct Tape Hull
• Captain Embellishes the Crossing
• Captain Empty Livewell
• Captain Expired Flares
• Captain Father's Day Hat
• Captain Fender Bender
• Captain Fiddle-Faddle Paddle
• Captain Fish Story
• Captain Fishfinder Says So
• Captain Flibberty Jib
• Captain Float Trip Phil
• Captain Fog Horn Solo

C, continued

• Captain Followed the Seagulls
• Captain Forgot the Boat Keys
• Captain Forgot the Drain Plug
• Captain Forgot the Life Jackets at Home
• Captain Forgot-to-Winterize Man
• Captain Formal Night
• Captain Fuel Gauge Optimist
• Captain Furled It All
• Captain Gale Warning Gail
• Captain Garage Sale Outboard
• Captain Gate Change
• Captain Gone Fishin' Gus
• Captain Grandpa, Admiral Grandma
• Captain Grill on the Stern
• Captain Grouper Grumbles

C, continued

• Captain Half-Inflated
• Captain Halibut Hal
• Captain Hat Overboard
• Captain Heat Lightning, Keep Fishing
• Captain Heeling Feeling
• Captain Higgledy Piggledy Rigging
• Captain Honey, Grab the Bow Line
• Captain Honk-and-Wave
• Captain Horn Too Loud
• Captain Houseboat Homebody
• Captain Hug-the-Rail
• Captain Humpty Bumpty Bow
• Captain I'm Not Lost, I'm Exploring
• Captain Ice Chest Full of Ice

C, continued

• Captain Idle Speed Irv
• Captain In Irons
• Captain Inflatable Flamingo
• Captain Itty Bitty Skiff
• Captain Jackknifed Trailer
• Captain Jet Lag
• Captain Jolly Brolly
• Captain Karaoke on Deck Nine
• Captain Kiddie Kayak
• Captain Knot That Came Undone
• Captain Lake Effect
• Captain Lake House Lou
• Captain Lake Rules Sign
• Captain Late-to-the-Dock Lightning
• Captain Launch Ramp Larry

C, continued

• Captain Lazy Jacks
• Captain Lazy River Loop
• Captain Leaky Waders
• Captain Left the Fenders Out
• Captain Left the Lines On
• Captain Left the Pod Bay Open
• Captain Lido Deck
• Captain Light Air Larry
• Captain Lobster Pot Lottie
• Captain Loop-de-Loop Round the Mooring
• Captain Lost a Flip-Flop to the River
• Captain Lost Luggage
• Captain Lost the Kill Switch Key
• Captain Lost the Net
• Captain Lost the Oars

C, continued

• Captain Low Oxygen Light
• Captain Low Tide
• Captain Lucky Lure
• Captain Luffing Sails
• Captain Mackerel Mack
• Captain Middle Seat
• Captain Milk Jug Raft
• Captain Minnow Wrangler
• Captain Missed the Buoy
• Captain Missed the Start Gun
• Captain Mistook the Lighthouse
• Captain Mom Says Life Jackets
• Captain Motor-Sailing, Honestly
• Captain Muddle in the Middle of the Lake
• Captain Mudflat Monday

C, continued

• Captain Mullet Mel
• Captain Muster Station
• Captain My Boat, My Playlist
• Captain Neap Tide Nap
• Captain Nelly Jelly Wellies
• Captain Never Checked the Forecast
• Captain Never Leaves the Cove
• Captain New Depth Finder
• Captain New Hat, Same Dad
• Captain No Bites Today
• Captain No-Wake Jake
• Captain Of Course I Checked the Plug
• Captain of the Bath Mat Raft
• Captain of the Couch Cushion Fleet
• Captain of the Inflatable Unicorn

C, continued

• Captain of This Here Dock
• Captain On Lake Time
• Captain One More Story Before We Dock
• Captain One Oar
• Captain Oops, Starboard
• Captain Out of Ice by Noon
• Captain Out of Sunscreen
• Captain Outrigger Otis
• Captain Overhead Bin
• Captain Oyster Tong Tom
• Captain Paddle on the Wrong Side
• Captain Pale Around the Gills
• Captain Party Barge Marge
• Captain Peanut Packet
• Captain Peekaboo Canoe

C, continued

• Captain Permission to Come Aboard
• Captain Photo with the Guests
• Captain Pinching Too High
• Captain Pipe Smoke Signals
• Captain Plink Plonk Plunk
• Captain Polishes More Than He Sails
• Captain Polly Wolly Wave
• Captain Poolside Trivia
• Captain Port Is the Other Left
• Captain Port of Call Paul
• Captain Portage Complaints
• Captain Queasy
• Captain Raft-Up Randy
• Captain Red Sky at Morning

C, continued

• Captain Red-Eye
• Captain Reel Trouble
• Captain Relax, I've Watched a Video
• Captain Remembers When the Dock Was Longer
• Captain Rental Canoe Number Seven
• Captain Retired, Still Bosses the Dinghy
• Captain Retirement Gift Rowboat
• Captain Reverse Only
• Captain Rock Finder
• Captain Rumble Tumble Tide
• Captain Sandbar Again
• Captain Scenic Detour Around the Buoy
• Captain Seasick
• Captain Seatbelt Sign
• Captain Secret Spot

C, continued

• Captain Seven-Minute Voyage
• Captain Shoes Off, Please
• Captain Shore Excursion
• Captain Should've Been Here Yesterday
• Captain Shrimp Boat Shirley
• Captain Shuffleboard
• Captain Ski Flag Flo
• Captain Skunked
• Captain Slight Delay
• Captain Slightly Sunk
• Captain Slow Zone Steve
• Captain Small Craft Advisory
• Captain Smells Like Herring
• Captain Smelt Run Ronnie
• Captain Snagged Again

C, continued

• Captain Snapper Sam
• Captain Soft-Serve Machine
• Captain Soggy Froggy
• Captain Soggy Sneakers on Deck
• Captain Sou'wester
• Captain Spinnaker Wrap
• Captain Splash Zone
• Captain Splish Splash
• Captain Spray Skirt
• Captain Spring Tide Surprise
• Captain Squall Line Dancer
• Captain Squeaky Leaky
• Captain Stardate Unknown
• Captain Still Reading the Outboard Manual
• Captain Stuck on a Stump

C, continued

• Captain Sunfish Sunny
• Captain Swamped the Canoe
• Captain Tacked Too Late
• Captain Tacklebox Tetris
• Captain Tall Tale Tobias
• Captain Tangled Tackle
• Captain Teeter Totter Otter
• Captain Tender Boat Tender
• Captain Thirty Knots of Small Talk
• Captain Three Islands a Day
• Captain Three-Point Turn in the Canal
• Captain Tide Went Out
• Captain Tiny Pretzels
• Captain Tippy Toes on the Bow
• Captain Tootle McBootle

C, continued

• Captain Tow Rope Tangle
• Captain Towel Animal
• Captain Toy Boat in the Fountain
• Captain Tractor Beam Tangle
• Captain Trailer Backup
• Captain Trapeze Louise
• Captain Tray Table
• Captain Trick Knee Says Storm
• Captain Trolling Motor Tim
• Captain Trout Whisperer
• Captain Trusted the Phone Map on the Lake
• Captain Tube Tow Tony
• Captain Turbulence
• Captain Twiddle the Middle Oar
• Captain Two Kids and a Dog in a Canoe

C, continued

• Captain Two Weekends a Year
• Captain Walleye Wally
• Captain Warp Stall
• Captain Wave to Everyone
• Captain Wavy Davy Dripdrop
• Captain Wax On, Wake Off
• Captain Weekend Warrior, Weekday Bailer
• Captain Welcome Aboard Wave
• Captain Welcome to the Lake
• Captain Wet Phone in the Bilge
• Captain Which-Way-Is-North
• Captain Whitecap Worrier
• Captain Wiggle Waggle Tiller
• Captain Wing-on-Wing

C, continued

• Captain Winterized Too Early
• Captain Wobble of the Bobble
• Captain World's Okayest Boater
• Captain Wrong Lake
• Captain Zigzag Wake
• Carrie Deaway
• Cass Toff
• Catamaran Dan the Tan Man
• Catboat Cathy Close-Hauled
• Chandler Lee
• Chart R. Boat
• Charter Skipper Almost Had One
• Cheer Captain Row Row Row
• Chief Executive Skipper
• Chief of the Blow-Up Raft

C, continued

• Chief Petty Officer Petty Cash Boat Fund
• Chuck "Choke's Still Out" Chapman
• Co-Captain Actually Steering
• Commander Airlock Etiquette
• Commander All Hands on Deck Chairs
• Commander Escape Pod Snack Bar
• Commander Gravity Off Again
• Commander Hyperdrive Hiccup
• Commander Lost in the Nebula
• Commander Meteor Shower Curtain
• Commander Parallel Parking Orbit
• Commander Salute the Seagull
• Commander Sitting Duck
• Commander Zero-G Coffee Spill
• Commodore Ascot

C, continued

• Commodore Blazer
• Commodore Burgee Collector
• Commodore Clip-On Bow Tie
• Commodore Cufflinks
• Commodore Epaulettes
• Commodore Fancy Hat
• Commodore Gold Braid
• Commodore Handicap Rating
• Commodore Laminated Checklist
• Commodore Monocle
• Commodore of Slip 14
• Commodore of the Car Wash Puddle
• Commodore of the Carpool Canoe
• Commodore of the Corner Slip
• Commodore of the Covered Slip

C, continued

• Commodore of the Dock Party
• Commodore of the Fuel Dock Line
• Commodore of the Paddle Boats
• Commodore of the Sunday Regatta
• Commodore of the Swim Platform
• Commodore of the Yacht Club Buffet
• Commodore Pompous
• Commodore Protest Flag
• Commodore Race Committee Lunch
• Commodore Regatta Blazer Patch
• Commodore Runaground
• Commodore Self-Appointed
• Commodore Third in a Fleet of Three
• Commodore Trophy Shelf
• Commodore Wednesday Night Series

C, continued

• Commodore Whitepants
• Connie Tower
• Coracle Carol Barrel
• Count of the Cove
• Coxswain Shouts-a-Lot
• Coxswain Tiny but Loud
• Crotchety Cora of Cod Cove
• Cruise Captain Conga Line
• Cruise Captain Ice Sculpture Demo
• Cruise Captain Midnight Chocolate Fountain
• Cruise Captain Napkin Folding Class
• Cruise Captain Sail-Away Party
• Crusty Clive of the Clam Flats
• Cutter Rig Reggie
• Czar of the Channel Marker

D: 35 names

• "Dead Reckoning" Doreen
• "Duck! Boom!" Dunham
• Daddy-O of the Dinghy
• Daysailer Dale Back by Dinner
• Dee "Depth Alarm" Dawson
• Dee Pend
• Delta Pilot Driftwood Dodger
• Dinah Ghee
• Dinghy Boss Dot
• Dinghy Daisy Doolittle
• Dinghy Driver Nearly There

D, continued

• Dinghy Racer Hiking Strap Hank
• Dinner Cruise Captain Breadstick
• Doc Side
• Doc Yard
• Dockmaster Cleat Inspector
• Dockmaster Dock Cart Derby
• Dockmaster Extension Cord
• Dockmaster Golf Cart
• Dockmaster Hose Hog
• Dockmaster No Vacancy
• Dockmaster Power Pedestal
• Dockmaster Tide Table

D, continued

• Dockmaster Winter Storage
• Dodgeball Captain Duck and Cover
• Don "Dock and Dine" Donnelly
• Dory Rory Story
• Dot "Dock Line" Dalrymple
• Doug Dinghy
• Dragon Boat Drummer Offbeat
• Dredge Captain Mud Pie
• Driftboat Dozer Dale
• Duchess of the Dock Box
• Duck Boat Captain Quacker
• Dunn Dock

E: 7 names

• Earl "Early Launch" Eckhart
• Eb Tide
• Ed "Echo Sounder" Eddington
• Emperor of the Estuary
• Empress of the Ebb Tide
• Ensign Promoted Himself to Captain
• Etta "Ebb and Flow" Ettinger

F: 35 names

• "Final Approach" Farrah
• "Fish On" Fiona
• "Flaps Down" Florian
• "Fog So Thick" Mick
• "Folks, Bear with Us" Bo
• "Fought a Squid Once" Stan
• Fantasy League Captain Benched Himself
• Fay Thom
• Fenn D. Roff
• Ferry Captain Car Alarm Chorus
• Ferry Captain Coffee Kiosk

F, continued

• Ferry Captain Commuter Nap
• Ferry Captain Fog Delay
• Ferry Captain Foot Passenger
• Ferry Captain Lane Four, Not Lane Five
• Ferry Captain Missed the 5:15
• Ferry Captain Please Return to Your Vehicles
• Ferry Captain Same Trip Again
• Ferry Captain Seagull Escort
• Ferry Skipper Round Trip Rita
• Ferryboat Freddie Fizz
• Ferryman Fare Enough
• Ferrymaster Flo Crossing

F, continued

• Field Marshal of the Fishing Hole
• First Mate Really in Charge
• First Sea Lord of the Farm Pond
• Fleet Admiral of Two Canoes
• Flinty Flora the Ferrywoman
• Flo "Flooded Engine" Fenwick
• Float Tube Admiral Bobbing Along
• Ford Deck
• Foredeck Boss Wrong Halyard
• Fran "Full Astern" Fitch
• Frostbite Fleet Freddy
• Fuel Dock Phil Fill-Up

G: 17 names

• "Go-Around" Gary
• "Greased the Landing" Greg
• Gert "Gimbal" Gerber
• Gnarled Ned the Netmender
• Godfather of the Gas Dock
• Gondola Gus Fuss
• Gondolier Sings Off-Key
• Gramps of the Galley Grill

G, continued

• Grand Marshal of the Marina
• Grand Poobah of the Boat Ramp
• Grand Vizier of the Gangway
• Grandma Throttle
• Grandpappy Paddlewheel
• Granny Gunwale
• Grizzled Gus of the Gravy Boat
• Gruff Gramps of Gull Rock
• Grumbling Gran of the Tug

H: 46 names

• "Hard a-Lee" Leah
• "Hard Aground" Howard
• "Header" Hedda
• "Holding Pattern" Hank
• Hank "Half Throttle" Hobbs
• Harbor Pilot Just Visiting the Bridge
• Harbor Pilot Knows a Shortcut
• Harbor Pilot Rope Ladder Nerves
• Harbor Tour Captain Fun Fact
• Harbormaster Binoculars
• Harbormaster Channel Sixteen

H, continued

• Harbormaster Clipboard
• Harbormaster Coffee at Dawn
• Harbormaster Dinghy Dock Jam
• Harbormaster Flag Etiquette
• Harbormaster Holiday Weekend
• Harbormaster Lost and Found
• Harbormaster Mooring Map
• Harbormaster Overnight Permit
• Harbormaster Pump-Out Schedule
• Harbormaster Quiet Hours
• Harbormaster Radio Check
• Harbormaster Rule Book

H, continued

• Harbormaster Seagull Census
• Harbormaster Slow Down, Please
• Harbormaster Spare Fender
• Harbormaster Stray Kayak
• Harbormaster Thirty-Day Notice
• Harbormaster Transient Dock
• Harbormaster Wake Complaint
• Hattie "Hatch Cover" Hale
• Head Honcho of the Johnboat
• Helmsman of the Pedal Boat
• Helmsman of the Wheelbarrow at Low Tide

H, continued

• Helmsman Over Early
• Helmsman Oversteer Oscar
• Helmsman Steers Toward the Snack Bar
• Helmswoman of the Laundry Basket
• Her Excellency of the Inflatable
• High Chancellor of the Houseboat
• His Buoyancy the Commodore
• Honorary Captain for the Day
• Houseboat Hank Welcome Mat
• Hovercraft Harriet Hooray
• Hugh "Hull Speed" Huxley
• Hunky Dory Dorian

I: 8 names

• "It Was This Big" Bill
• Ice Fishing Shanty Skipper
• Icebreaker Jake Shiver-Shake
• Ida "Idle Up" Isaksen
• Ike "Impeller" Iverson
• Ima Float
• Inner Tube Emperor Ernie
• Isle B. Back

J: 7 names

• "Just a Little Weather" Heather
• Jack Staff
• Jetty Jones
• Jim Bal Compass
• Jo "Jump Start" Jorgensen
• Joan "Jib's Stuck" Jessup
• Jon Boat Jon Yawn

K: 14 names

• "Knew It Would Rain" Nell
• "Knew This Lake Before the Dam" Pam
• "Knockdown" Knox
• "Kraken Owes Me Money" Kenny
• Kay Side
• Kayak Kingpin Kip
• Kayak Kyle Crocodile
• Kayak Roll Rollo
• Keelboat Keith Keeps Heeling
• Kelpie Forrest
• Ketch-Me-If-You-Can Ken
• King of the Kayak Rack
• Kit "Kill Switch" Kessler
• Knot Ted Lines

L: 34 names

• "Ladies and Gentlemen" Len
• "Layline" Lane
• "Lee Shore" Leroy
• "Left the Blinker On" Lin
• "Lift" Clifton
• "Limit Out" Lyle
• "Lost a Hat to a Whale" Hale
• "Lovely View on the Left" Lev
• Lachlan Key
• Lady Protector of the Lagoon
• Lake Captain Loon Listener

L, continued

• Lake Ferry Lenny Loop
• Lake Patrol Larry Lecture
• Lake Tour Guide Glacial Fact
• Lana Hoy
• Laser Sailor Capsize Casey
• Launch Driver Last Run Lou
• Launch Pilot Puttering Pete
• Leathery Lou the Lobsterman
• Lee Helm
• Leeward Leonard
• Les Wake

L, continued

• Lieutenant Commander Long Title
• Lieutenant Junior Grade of the Jon Boat
• Lifeboat Lily Lollipop
• Little Brother Bilge Rat
• Liz "Lee Rail" Lindqvist
• Lock Keeper Mind the Gate
• Log Raft Laird Lachlan
• Lord High Helmsman of the Hot Tub
• Lord Mayor of the Mooring Field
• Lotta Knotts
• Lottie "Lower Unit" Lomax
• Lou "Loose Cleat" Larkin

M: 27 names

• "Mark Rounding" Maud
• "Mermaid Waved at Me" Dave
• "Mild Chop" Chip
• Mack "Mooring Whip" McKay
• Mailboat Mabel Special Delivery
• Mama Mainsail
• Manny Overboard
• Marge "Mind the Wake" Miller
• Mari Time
• Marina Slipp
• Marquis of the Marsh
• Mast R. Mariner
• Master of the Mud Puddle Yacht

M, continued

• Mel "Missed the Slip" Malone
• Midge "Midships" Mooney
• Midshipman Thinks He's Skipper
• Miles Offshore
• Mimi of the Marina
• Miss D. Boat
• Mo Ring
• Moe "Motor Mount" Moser
• Moon Barge Captain Slow Burn
• Morey Lines
• Mossy Moe of the Mooring
• Mother of All Moorings
• Motorboat Mo Slow
• Mumbling Murdo of the Mailboat

N: 10 names

• "Navigated by Smell" Mel
• "Never Used a Chart" Chester
• "Nice Day in Cleveland" Clive
• Nan "Nav Lights" Nesbitt
• Nana Nautical
• Narrowboat Nancy Fancy
• Narrowboat Nigel Kettle On
• Neighbor Ned, Never Returns the Tow Rope
• Neil Down, Low Bridge
• Nettie Mender

O: 25 names

• "On Time for Once" Tess
• Oarsman Out of Sync
• Ol' Bunions-Feel-a-Squall
• Ol' Creaky Knees McGraw
• Ol' Kelp-in-the-Beard Bjorn
• Ol' Lighthouse Lars
• Ol' Rope-Hands Rufus
• Ol' Squint-at-the-Horizon
• Ol' Thermos Thaddeus
• Old Hardtack Hattie
• Old Knots-by-Heart Kate
• Old Lady Longshore

O, continued

• Old Man Mackinaw
• Old Oilskin Olaf
• Old Pipe-and-Sweater Sven
• Old Salt Sal
• Old Tarpaulin Tess
• Old Thunder-in-the-Elbow Ed
• Old Wool Cap Walt
• Ollie Hands
• Opal "Oil Slick, Not Mine" Oakes
• Orla Lock
• Otto Board
• Outrigger Boss Leans Left
• Ozzie "Outdrive" Osgood

P: 25 names

• "Parked at the Wrong Gate" Kate
• "Port-Starboard" Paula
• Paddle Wheel Pedaler Phil
• Paddleboard Pilot Wobbles
• Paddleboat Penny Plop
• Paddy L. Wheel
• Pam "Prop Wash" Pickett
• Papa Pontoon
• Pedal Boat Powerhouse Pam
• Pedalboat Pedro Presto
• Peg "Port Tack" Pruitt
• Peppery Percy of the Pilot Boat

P, continued

• Petty Officer in Charge of the Rowboat
• Pierce Pilings
• Pilot Boat Pilot Pilots Pilots
• Pilot of the Pool Float
• Pond Yacht Tycoon
• Pontoon Dad Dennis
• Pool Lilo Pilot Lilah
• Pop-Pop Propeller
• Portage Champion Carries-It-Alone
• President-for-Life of the Pier
• Prime Minister of the Pontoon
• Punt Pilot Poling in Circles
• Punt Pole Stuck in the Mud

Q: 1 name

• Queen of the Quay

R: 31 names

• "Ready About" Roberta
• "Room at the Mark" Mark
• "Rowed Here from Norway" Nora
• Raft Captain Riff Raff
• Raft Guide High-Side Heidi
• Ray "Ramp Hog" Ramsey
• Rear Admiral of the Rear Deck
• Regatta Rita Last Across the Line
• Remote Control Boat Commander
• Rex "Radar Reflector" Rexford

R, continued

• Rhett Buoy
• River Pilot Reads the Ripples Wrong
• River Pilot Sandbar Shuffle
• Riverboat Captain Paddlewheel Pearl
• Riverboat Rhonda Rolling Along
• Rocket Skipper Countdown Skip
• Rocky Shoals
• Roe Boat
• Roland Swell
• Ron Aground

R, continued

• Rowan Home
• Rowboat Rosie Ripple
• Rowboat Ruler Ruth
• Rowing Coach Catch-a-Crab
• Rowing Skiff Sheriff
• Rowing Team Captain Stroke of Luck
• Rubber Ducky Fleet Commander
• Rudy Rudder
• Russ "Rub Rail" Rutledge
• Russ T. Anchor
• Ruth "Rafted Up" Reardon

S: 93 names

• "Sailed with Your Grandfather" Griff
• "Sea Was Angry That Day" Ray
• "Seen Worse" Silas
• "Smelled Land First" Fern
• "Smooth Air Ahead" Ahmed
• "Storm of '62" Stu
• "Swallowed the Anchor" Amos
• Sailboat Sally Sunshine
• Sailing Team Captain Goes Overboard on Snacks
• Sal T. Breeze
• Saltwater Sid, Retired
• Salty Uncle Mort
• Sandy Barr

S, continued

• Saucer Captain Wobbly Orbit
• Schooner Skipper Sooner or Later
• Schooner Spooner June
• Sculler Skims-the-Geese
• Sea Kayak Sage Snack Break
• Shanty Boat Shep
• Showboat Captain Razzle Dazzle
• Shuttle Captain Wrong Docking Port
• Sid "Shore Power" Sidwell
• Sightseeing Captain Left Side, Folks
• Skiff Cliff Whiff
• Skip "Skips the Checklist" Skinner
• Skip Dock

S, continued

• Skipper Bass Thumb
• Skipper Bim Bam Bimini
• Skipper Bimini Top
• Skipper Bobber Bob
• Skipper Cam Cleat
• Skipper Cargo Shorts
• Skipper Carp Diem
• Skipper Chum Bucket Charlie
• Skipper Deck Shoes and Socks
• Skipper Dipper Doo
• Skipper Dockbump
• Skipper Downrigger Dan
• Skipper Flipper Flapjack

S, continued

• Skipper Flounder Around
• Skipper Fogbound Fred
• Skipper Honk If You're Adrift
• Skipper Hook-in-Hat
• Skipper Leader Line Lena
• Skipper Life Jacket Check
• Skipper Lost-in-the-Marina
• Skipper Measures Twice, Releases Once
• Skipper One-That-Got-Away
• Skipper Pier Pressure
• Skipper Ran Out of Gas
• Skipper Scrapes the Piling
• Skipper Shrink-Wrap
• Skipper Sideways

S, continued

• Skipper Slow Leak
• Skipper Snack Locker
• Skipper Snicker Doodle
• Skipper Soggy Map
• Skipper Stinkbait
• Skipper Sunburn
• Skipper Swim Ladder
• Skipper Tangled Anchor
• Skipper Throttle Jockey
• Skipper Trawl Net Trudy
• Skipper U-Turn
• Skipper Wrongway
• Sloop Snoop Whoop

S, continued

• Sovereign of the Sandbar
• Space Admiral of the Empty Quadrant
• Space Ferry Captain Rings of Saturn Loop
• Space Skipper Asteroid Magnet
• Space Tug Captain Bumper Bots
• Speaking-from-the-Flight-Deck Fred
• Spinnaker Pole Poppy
• Squinty Quentin of the Quay
• Star Captain Forgot the Shields
• Star Commodore Moon Dust
• Starfreighter Captain Late Cargo
• Starr Board
• Starship Captain Wrong Galaxy

S, continued

• Steamboat Stanley Sneeze
• Stepdad Sterndrive
• Stern Lee Worded
• Stern Paddler Does All the Work
• Stormy Petrel-Price
• Stu "Stuck Throttle" Stubbs
• Stubborn Stig the Sternman
• Submarine Maureen Unseen
• Sultan of the Swim Raft
• Sunfish Sultan Sully
• SUP Board Supervisor Stu
• Supreme Commander of the Canoe
• Swan Boat Sovereign
• Swim Team Captain Cannonball

T: 50 names

• "That's Not How I Tell It" Ted
• "Thirty-Minute Taxi" Max
• "Tight Lines" Tina
• "Told You So" Tove
• "Twice Around the Horn" Horace
• Tactician Blames the Wind
• Tandem Kayak Peacekeeper
• Tanner Lines
• Team Captain Huddle Up
• Team Captain Lost the Clipboard
• Team Captain Pep Talk
• Team Captain Picked Last

T, continued

• Team Captain Rally Cap
• Tess "Trim Tab" Tolliver
• The Amazing Captain Half a Tank
• The Bold Captain Sat on the Sandwiches
• The Daring Captain Two Miles from Shore
• The Fearless Captain Afraid of Jellyfish
• The Great Captain Can't Find the Ramp
• The Incredible Captain Wrong Trailer Hitch
• The Invincible Captain Needs a Tow
• The Legendary Captain One Good Docking
• The Mighty Captain Dead Battery
• Tide E. Up
• Tiller Hand Tug-of-War

T, continued

• Tiller Tyrant Tia
• Tim Burr Hull
• Tin Boat Titan Tina
• Topsail Tom Too Much Canvas
• Tow Boat Tow-Me-Too Terry
• Trawler Tilly Twinkletoes
• Trimaran Trip Three-Hull
• Trivia Team Captain Final Answer
• Trudy "Trailer Lights" Truax
• Tug "Tow Insurance" Tuttle
• Tug Captain Heave Ho Henry
• Tug Captain Nudge

T, continued

• Tug Captain Small Boat, Big Opinions
• Tug Skipper Pulls His Weight
• Tug Skipper Push Comes to Shove
• Tugboat Captain Big Shove
• Tugboat Captain Little Engine
• Tugboat Captain Tire Collection
• Tugboat Captain Towline Tina
• Tugboat Ted Toodle-oo
• Tugboat Tessie Toot
• Tugboat Tommy Tugwell
• Tugmaster Bump Gently
• Ty D. Waters
• Ty Uptodock

U: 2 names

• "Uphill Both Ways by Dory" Dot
• Uncle Outboard

V: 4 names

• Vern "Vapor Lock" Vance
• Vice Admiral Good Advice
• Viceroy of the Village Wharf
• Viv "VHF" Vickers

W: 22 names

• "Wave Was Sixty Feet" Pete
• "We Know You Have a Choice" Joyce
• "Wheels Up" Wilma
• "Wrong Channel" Walt
• Wade N. Inn
• Walt "Wrong Slip" Wojcik
• Walt R. Line
• Wanda Rowe
• Water Taxi Captain Exact Change
• Water Taxi Captain Meter's Running
• Water Taxi Tina Tight Squeeze

W, continued

• Weatherbeaten Wendell
• Wheelhouse Wendy Wide Turn
• Whiskery Wilf the Wharf Sage
• Whit Caps
• Whitewater Wally Wrong Line
• Wife Says I'm the First Mate
• Wind-Chapped Winnie
• Windward Wanda
• Wink "Winch Strap" Winslow
• Winnie "Windlass" Whitlock
• Wynn Lass

Y: 6 names

• Yacht Club Yvonne
• Yacht Dot Polka Spot
• Yachtsman Blazer in July
• Yawl Come Back Now Yolanda
• Your Pilot Today, Doug
• Yul Float