Cycling Nickname Generator
Club ride nicknames for climbers, sprinters and wheelsuckers
Generate cycling nicknames the way a club ride hands them out: rider types like The Mountain Goat and Diesel, group ride sins like Half-Wheeler and Wheelsucker, mock grand tour epithets like The Eagle of the Bypass and surname cuts like Smithy.
About this generator
Cycling has two nickname traditions. The grand one is the one the press and the commentary box made famous: Eddy Merckx the Cannibal, Bernard Hinault the Badger and Federico Bahamontes the Eagle of Toledo. Those names belong to the riders who earned them, so they are left out of this list. The everyday one belongs to the club ride, where a nickname is handed out for how you ride, what you ride or the one thing you did wrong three summers ago.
The 1,000 entries follow the second tradition. Rider types come first: The Mountain Goat for a climber, Diesel for the steady engine, and The Rouleur, Puncheur and Super Domestique in the sport's own French. Group ride habits follow (Half-Wheeler, Wheelsucker, Town Sign Sprinter), then mock grand tour epithets built on local features nobody else will ever race for, such as The Eagle of the Bypass and The Lion of the Canal Path.
The rest covers gear and kit (Granny Gear, Sock Height), mechanicals and wrong turns (Dropped Chain, Bonus Miles), mountain bike, gravel, BMX and track, commuters and e-bikes, spin class and indoor riders, kids and newcomers, cafe stop regulars and club officers, rhymes such as Half-Wheel Harry and surname cuts such as Smithy, Thommo and Robbo.
Tips for choosing a name
- Start with the riding style. A climber is The Mountain Goat or Grimpeur, a sprinter is Fast Twitch or Bunch Kick, and the rider who sits on the front all day is Diesel, The Engine or Locomotive.
- Let the group decide. A nickname you give yourself rarely sticks, so put three in the club chat and see which one is still in use after the next cafe stop.
- Build a mock epithet from your own roads. Swap the feature in The Eagle of the Bypass for the hill, bridge or bike path everyone in your club knows, and the joke becomes local.
- Keep the teasing friendly. Jokes about a dropped chain, a wrong turn or a long cafe stop wear well over a season; jokes about someone's body, age or a bad crash do not.
- Keep it short for the road. A name that gets shouted across a windy group has to be one or two syllables, so save the long ones for club awards and group chats.
Frequently asked questions
How do cyclists get their nicknames?
Most are earned on the road: by a style of riding, such as The Mountain Goat or Diesel, by a habit, such as Half-Wheeler or Town Sign Sprinter, or by one thing that happened once, such as Wrong Turn or Borrowed a Tube. Clubs also shorten surnames, so Smith becomes Smithy and Thompson becomes Thommo.
Are real riders' nicknames in the list?
The famous ones, such as the Cannibal, the Badger and the Eagle of Toledo, are left out on purpose. The Eagle and Lion epithets here are filled with generic local features, as in The Eagle of Water Tower Hill, and the surname cuts are built on common family names. With so many riders over so many years, a short tag here may still match one that somebody has worn.
What do rouleur, puncheur and domestique mean?
They are the sport's French words for rider types. A rouleur is strong on flat and rolling roads, a puncheur is at home on short, steep climbs, and a domestique rides in support of a team leader. A grimpeur is a climber, and the lanterne rouge, a term from the Tour de France, is the rider in last place overall.
What is a good nickname for a new rider?
Fresh Legs, Rookie, Day One and First Century are the friendly ones, and Dark Horse or Quick Learner suits a beginner who is already holding the wheel. For children there are Training Wheels, Little Ripper and Skid Kid.
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All 1,000 names
A: 22 names
- A-Line
- Abubaca
- Add a Gear
- Aero Bars Lars
- Aero Helmet
- Aero Tuck Chuck
- Afterburner
- All Day
- All-Weather
- Always Eating
- Always Waits
- Ando
- Apex
- Arm Warmers
- Arrow
- Asked About Cadence
- Attack From the Gun
- Attack Jack
- Attacks at Kilometer Zero
- Audax Hotel
- Autobus Driver
- Autopilot
B: 79 names
- B-Line Bob
- Back Marker
- Back of the Tandem
- Back Row
- Backpack Sweat
- Backtrack Mac
- Bails
- Bakes
- Balance Bike
- Banana Hannah
- Banana Pocket
- Bar Bag
- Bar Hop
- Bar Tape
- Barn Burner
- Baroudeur
- Barrier Hopper
- Barspin
- Base Builder
- Basement Miles
- Batesy
- Beat Drop
- Beats the Bus
- Beeps Every Minute
- Beginner Wave Flyer
- Belgian Knee Warmers
- Bell Lap
- Bell on a Race Bike
- Bell Ring Ben
- Bell Ringer
- Benno
- Bent Hanger
- Berm Railer
- Berm Slayer
- Bidon Brian
- Big Gear
- Big Ring
- Bike Against the Window
- Bike as a Laundry Rack
B, continued
- Bike Bell
- Bike Lane Boss
- Bike Lane Jane
- Bike Rack Philosopher
- Bike Share Regular
- Bike Stand Stan
- Bike Throw
- Bikepacker
- Bivvy Bag
- Boiled Egg Greg
- Boneshaker
- Bonk
- Bonus Mile Kyle
- Bonus Miles
- Boost Button
- Borrowed a Tube
- Both Wheels Drifting
- Bottle Launcher
- Bottle Rocket
- Bottle Run
- Bottle Toss Ross
- Bottomless Tank
- Box Room Racer
- Brake Burner
- Brake Checker
- Brake Dragger
- Brake Late Nate
- Brake Rub
- Bread Run
- Breakaway Kid
- Breakaway Ray
- Brevet Card Stamper
- Brick Session
- Broom Wagon
- Browny
- Bullhorns
- Bunch Kick
- Bunny Hop
- Burned Every Match
- Bus Lane Bandit
C: 76 names
- Cactus Dodger
- Cadence Kate
- Cafe Racer
- Cake Radar
- Cake Stop Jake
- Called a Ride Home
- Called Up First
- Cap Peak Up
- Cappuccino After Noon
- Captain of the Gruppetto
- Car Back
- Car-Free
- Carbon Everything
- Cargo Bike Parent
- Carts
- Cat Five
- Cat Four Hero
- Cattle Guard Hopper
- Century Seeker
- Chain Guard
- Chain Lube Luke
- Chain Suck
- Chain Tattoo
- Chairlift Chatter
- Chamois Question
- Champagne Gravel
- Charger in the Bag
- Charges the Gears
- Chase Group Chase
- Chases the Lead Car
- Chatty on the Climbs
- Chicken Line
- Chirping Chain
- Chunky Gravel
- Cinnamon Roll
- Claimed Tired Legs
- Clarkey
- Classics Specialist
C, continued
- Clean Run
- Climbs for the Descent
- Clip-In Struggle
- Clip-On Bars
- Club Jersey
- Club President
- Club Run Regular
- Club Secretary
- Coaster Brake
- Cobble Crusher
- Coffee Stop Captain
- Coffee Stop Carl
- Collo
- Combativity Prize
- Commute Ruth
- Compact Crank
- Control Closer
- Conversation Pace
- Cookie
- Cool-Down Skipper
- Coops
- Corner Carver
- Corner Connor
- Corner Marshal
- Cortado
- Couch to Century
- Cowbell
- Creaky Bottom Bracket
- Creek Crossing Splasher
- Crossed Chain
- Crosswind Chris
- Crosswind King
- Crown Collector
- Cruise Control
- Cul-de-Sac Champ
- Curb Drop Kid
- Curb Hopper
- Cycling Cap
D: 48 names
- Dad's Old Bike
- Dark Horse
- Data Nerd
- Davesy
- Davo
- Dawn Patrol
- Dawn Roller
- Daws
- Day One
- Dead Battery
- Dead End Finder
- Deep Sections
- Deep Tank
- Derny Chaser
- Descent Brent
- Desk Fan Dryer
- Detour Dee
- Devil Take the Hindmost
- Diesel
- Diner Stop
- Ding Ding
- Dirt Jumper
- Dirt Roadie
- Dirt Surfer
D, continued
- Disc Brake Convert
- Does a Fair Share
- Dog Dodger
- Door Zone Dodger
- Double Century
- Double Class Hero
- Double Puncture
- Double Shot
- Downhill Demon
- Downhill Only
- Drink Mix Chemist
- Driveway Champion
- Drop Zone Scout
- Dropped a Gel
- Dropped Chain
- Dropped the Remote
- Dropper Post
- Drops the Hammer
- Duct Tape
- Dusk Lap
- Dust Cloud
- Dusty Trainer
- Dutch Bike
- Dynamo Hub
E: 13 names
- Early Bird Regular
- Easy Day Fibber
- Echelon
- Eco Mode
- Eddo
- Elbow Flick
- Embrocation
- Empty Pockets
- Enduro Bro
- Engine Room
- Espresso Jess
- Evo
- Express Train
F: 69 names
- Faffer
- Fair Weather
- Fakie
- False Summit
- Fan Hog
- Fan on Full
- Fan Remote
- Farm Dog Sprint
- Fast Twitch
- Faster Than the Train
- Fat Bike
- Feeble Grind
- Feed Zone Joan
- Fender Brenda
- Fenders
- Fifty-Three Eleven
- Fig Bar
- Finish Line Quinn
- Fire Road Flyer
- First at the Start
- First Century
- First Clip-In
- First Club Ride
- First Descent
- First on the Sign-On Sheet
- First Pedals
- First Race
- First Ride
- Fitzy
- Five More Minutes
- Fixed Gear Freya
- Fixed Wheel
- Flannel Jersey
- Flared Drops
F, continued
- Flash
- Flat Pedals
- Flat Tire Maya
- Flat White
- Flatland
- Flatlander
- Flow Trail Regular
- Flying Two Hundred
- Flywheel
- Foam Pit Regular
- Folding Bike
- Folds in Ten Seconds
- Followed the Wrong Wheel
- Foot Jam
- Foot Out
- Forgot the Shoes
- Forgot the Wallet
- Forgot to Charge
- Foz
- Frame Pump
- Fraze
- Freight Train
- Fresh as a Daisy
- Fresh Legs
- Fresh Tape Every Spring
- Friction Shifter
- Front Hog
- Front Row
- Front Wheel in the Garage
- Frost Dodger
- Full Moon Rider
- Full Panniers
- Full Suspension
- Full Team Kit
- Future Pro
G: 34 names
- Gap Bridger
- Gap Jump
- Gap Opener
- Garage Racer
- Garage Sufferer
- Gas Station Gourmet
- Gate Drop
- Gate Opener
- Gate Was Locked
- Gel Collector
- Gel Mel
- Ghost Shift
- Gibbo
- Gilet
- Glass Finder
- Granny Gear
- Grass Track Flyer
- Gravel Caller
- Gravel Grinder
- Gravel Track Zack
- Gravel Travis
- Grease Monkey
- Greased Lightning
- Greasy Calf Print
- Green Jersey Dreamer
- Green Wave
- Greeny
- Greyhound
- Grimpeur
- Groad Warrior
- Grocery Getter
- Gruppetto Gus
- Guest Rider
- Gutter Rider
H: 42 names
- Hairpin
- Half Pipe
- Half-Wheel Harry
- Half-Wheeler
- Hally
- Hammer Down
- Hand Signal Hero
- Hand Sling
- Hand-Me-Down Helmet
- Hand-Up Taker
- Handlebar Map
- Hang Five
- Hard as Nails
- Hardtail
- Harro
- Hazza
- Headphones In
- Headwind Both Ways
- Headwind Hank
- Heckle Hill
- Helmet on the Table
H, continued
- Hendo
- Hero of the Neutral Zone
- Hi-Vis
- Hides in the Bunch
- High Cadence
- High Gear Gia
- Hike-a-Bike
- Hill Attacker
- Hill Flattener
- Hill Rep Steph
- Hilly
- Holds a Line
- Holds the Wheel Already
- Hole Shot
- Hole Shouter
- Holeshot Hero
- Honking
- Hot Lap
- Huck to Flat
- Hughesy
- Hunger Knock
I: 7 names
- Icepick
- Ignored the Bridge Out Sign
- Imaginary Stage Win
- Indoors Till Spring
- Instructor's Favorite
- Interval Counter
- Iron Legs
J: 9 names
- Jacko
- Jelly Legs
- Jersey Pocket Picnic
- Jimbo
- Johnno
- Jonesy
- Junior Gears
- Just a Steady One
- Just Joined
K: 10 names
- Keirin Kid
- Kickstand
- Kid Seat
- Kilo
- King of the Kickers
- Kingy
- Kit Orderer
- Kitchen Sink
- KOM Hunter
- Kudos Giver
L: 41 names
- Lanterne Rouge
- Lap Counter
- Last Man
- Last Song
- Last to the Checkpoint
- Late Bloomer
- Late Braker
- Late Starter
- Late to the Start
- Laughing Group Leader
- Leaderboard Climber
- Leadout
- Leans the Bike Carefully
- Learner Plate
- Left the Helmet Home
- Leg Warmers in July
- Legs of Steel
- Lewy
- Lightning
- Lights On at Noon
L, continued
- Line Wobbler
- Little Ring
- Little Ripper
- Loam Ranger
- Loaner Bike
- Local Legend
- Locomotive
- Lone Wolf
- Long Pull
- Long Range
- Long Steady Larry
- Long Turn Vern
- Look, No Hands
- Loose Headset
- Lost a Bottle
- Lost Bar End
- Lost the Route
- Loudest at the Barriers
- Low Cadence
- Lugged Steel Romantic
- Lunch Hour Spinner
M: 36 names
- Macca
- Madison Sling
- Main Event
- Makes the Split
- Manual Master
- Manual to One-Eighty
- Map Reader
- Marshal
- Marto
- Marty
- Matchbook
- Matching Kit
- Membership Chair
- Metric Century
- Mid-Pack
- Milk Crate
- Millsy
- Mini Shredder
- Minimum Maintenance Mike
- Mirror Check
- Mismatched Gloves
- Missed the Turn
- Misses the Split
- Mooresy
- Morgs
- Most Aggressive Rider
- Moto Winner
- Motor
- Mozza
- Mud Plugger
- Mud Up to the Hubs
- Mudflap
- Multi-Tool
- Murph
- Muzza
- Mystery Creak
N: 26 names
- Natural
- Nelly
- Never Eats
- Never Outdoors
- Never Points
- Never Rode in a Group
- Never Tired
- Never Waits
- New Bike Day
- New Legs
- New Shoe Lou
- Newbie
- Night Lights
- Night Ride Clyde
- Nine to Five
- No Brakes Needed
- No Freewheel
- No Idea What Gear
- No Pulls
- No Signal
- No Spare Tube
- No-Drop Promise
- Nose Press
- Not Racing Today
- Novice Race Winner
- Number Pinner
O: 19 names
- Obie
- Odd Line Choice
- Off the Beat
- Off-Camber
- Old School Trainer
- Omnium
- On the Beat
- One Hand Wave
- One Match Left
- One More Loop
- One More Run
- One to Go
- One Way Street
- One-Day Wonder
- One-Leg Driller
- Outdoor Table Scout
- Over-Under Sufferer
- Overnighter
- Overshoes
P: 46 names
- Pacemaker
- Packable Jacket
- Pannier Annie
- Pannier Pro
- Pant Leg Roll
- Paper Map
- Parks
- Passes on the Climb
- Pastry Chaser
- Pastry Pat
- Pays for the Round
- Peanut Butter Mud
- Peanut Butter Sandwich
- Pedal Assist
- Pedals Squares
- Peg Grind
- Penny Farthing Purist
- Personal Best
- Petey
- Phantom Puncture
- Philbo
- Photographer
- Pie at Mile Forty
P, continued
- Pinch Flat
- Pinned
- Pixel Climber
- Playground Lapper
- Playlist Picker
- Pocket Climber
- Pockets Full of Tools
- Podium Dom
- Polka Dot Dot
- Post-Ride Poster
- Pothole Finder
- Pothole Paul
- Pothole Pointer
- Power Meter
- Pressure Washer
- Puddle Jumper
- Puddle Splitter
- Pump Track Prince
- Puncheur
- Punchy
- Puncture Pete
- Pure Climber
- Pursuiter
Q: 5 names
- QOM Hunter
- Queen of the Crosswinds
- Queen of the Mountains
- Quick Learner
- Quiet Achiever
R: 51 names
- Rack Finder
- Radar Watcher
- Rain Cape
- Rain Dodger
- Rain or Shine
- Rain Specialist
- Ramp Test Survivor
- Ran Out of Road
- Randonneur
- Range Anxiety
- Raw Talent
- Recovery Ride Liar
- Recumbent Rebel
- Red Light Racer
- Reedy
- Reflective Everything
- Regroup Dodger
- Rental Shoes
- Reserve Tank
- Resistance Knob
- Rhythm Section
- Rice Cake
- Richo
- Ride Across the State
- Ride Captain
R, continued
- Ride Leader
- Ride Title Poet
- Rides Three Wide
- Ridge Runner
- Rigid Fork
- Rim Brakes Forever
- Roadside Mechanic
- Robbo
- Rock Garden
- Rocker Plate
- Rodders
- Rollers Champion
- Rollers Rosie
- Rollers Wobble
- Roof Rack Regret
- Rookie
- Root Hopper
- Rosso
- Route Master
- Route Planner
- Route Sheet Pete
- Rowdy
- Rubber Legs
- Running Shorts
- Runs the Stairs
- Rush Hour
S: 117 names
- Saddle Bag
- Sag Driver
- Sag Wagon Meg
- Salt Tabs
- Sand Pit Runner
- Sandbagger
- Scandi Flick
- Scenic Detour
- Schmitty
- School Run
- Scone Scout
- Scooter Convert
- Scotty
- Scratch Racer
- Screen Racer
- Sealant Shower
- Second Breakfast
- Second Slice Bryce
- Second Wheel
- Secret Trainer
- Segment Sniper
- Shades Over Straps
- Shawsy
- Shed Dweller
- Short Pull
- Shortcut
- Shoulder Carry
- Shovel Day Volunteer
- Shower at Work
- Shuttle Driver
- Sidewalk Sprinter
- Sign Sniper
- Silent Suffering
- Silk
- Simmo
- Single Speed
- Singletrack
- Sings Along
- Sit-Up-and-Beg
S, continued
- Sits In
- Six A.M. Start
- Six-Day
- Skatepark Local
- Skid Artist
- Skid Kid
- Skipping Gears
- Skips a Turn
- Skips the Last Interval
- Slammed Stem
- Sleeps in Ditches
- Sleeveless Jersey
- Slipping Seatpost
- Slipstream Dean
- Slow Burner
- Slow Lane Wayne
- Slow Leak
- Slow Roll Joel
- Small Ring Sam
- Small Wheels
- Smart Trainer
- Smith Grind
- Smithy
- Smooth Operator
- Snap Out of the Gate
- Snapped Spoke
- Sneakers and Toe Clips
- Snow Rider
- Sock Doping
- Sock Game Shane
- Sock Height
- Sold the Car
- Solo Artist
- Solo Flo
- Souplesse
- Spacer Stack
- Spin Class Cass
- Spin Class Hero
- Spin to Win Lynn
S, continued
- Spine Transfer Kid
- Spins Like a Whisk
- Spoke Beads
- Spreadsheet
- Sprint Finish Finn
- Sprinter's Lane Squatter
- Square Wheels
- Squeaky Cleat
- Squealing Brakes
- Stage Hunter
- Standing Start
- Start Line Caroline
- Steam Roller
- Step-Through
- Stewy
- Sticky Bars
- Still Clipped In
- Still Figuring Out Cleats
- Stop Sign Champion
- Streamers
- Street Rider
- Studded Tires
- Stutter Step
- Suit and Helmet
- Sully
- Summit Finish Dreamer
- Sunblock
- Sunday Best Tess
- Sunday Driver
- Sunday Shopper
- Sunrise to Sunset
- Sunset Spinner
- Super Domestique
- Surge Merchant
- Sweat Puddle
- Sweeper
- Sweet Spot
- Switchback
- Switchback Dabber
T: 199 names
- T-Shirt Rider
- Tag-Along
- Tail Gunner
- Tailwhip
- Tailwind Home
- Tailwind Tina
- Tan Lines
- Tandem Captain
- Tandem Stoker
- Tap Back
- Tarp and a Prayer
- Tech Line Taker
- Tempo Setter
- Tempo Theo
- Test Day Nerves
- Tester
- The Accordion
- The All-Rounder
- The Announcer
- The Anvil
- The Barnacle
- The Baron of the Bike Path
- The Bear of the Fire Road
- The Beaver of the Dam Road
- The Bison of the Prairie Road
- The Blur
- The Bodyguard
- The Bull of the Headwind Straight
- The Bulldog of the Boardwalk
- The Bullet Train
- The Chaser
- The Cheetah of the County Line
- The Chronoman
- The Clock
- The Closer
- The Colt of the Kids' Race
- The Commuter
- The Condor of the Viaduct
- The Cougar of the Canyon Road
T, continued
- The Count of the Coffee Stop
- The Coyote of the Dirt Shortcut
- The Dancer
- The Dean of the Paceline
- The Descender
- The Diplomat
- The Domestique
- The Duke of the Drop Ride
- The Eagle of Church Street Hill
- The Eagle of Quarry Hill
- The Eagle of the Bypass
- The Eagle of the Cemetery Climb
- The Eagle of the Golf Course Hill
- The Eagle of the Landfill Road
- The Eagle of the Parking Lot Climb
- The Eagle of the River Bridge
- The Eagle of the School Hill
- The Eagle of the Short Steep One
- The Eagle of the Speed Bumps
- The Eagle of Water Tower Hill
- The Elastic
- The Emperor of the Empty Road
- The Enforcer of Etiquette
- The Engine
- The Escape Artist
- The Falcon of the Overpass
- The Finisher
- The Fox of the Feed Stop
- The Furnace
- The Gentleman of the Gutter
- The Ghost
- The Greyhound of the Frontage Road
- The Grinder
- The Gull of the Seafront
- The Hammer
- The Hare
- The Hare of the Hill Repeats
- The Hawk of the Reservoir Loop
- The Heron of the Towpath
- The Human Windshield
T, continued
- The Ibex of the Upper Switchbacks
- The Jackal of the Town Line
- The Jet
- The Kestrel of the Ridge Road
- The Kicker
- The Leech
- The Lieutenant
- The Limpet
- The Lion of the Bakery Run
- The Lion of the Bike Lane
- The Lion of the Canal Path
- The Lion of the Cobbled Alley
- The Lion of the Farm Road
- The Lion of the Industrial Park
- The Lion of the Last Mile
- The Lion of the Levee
- The Lion of the Loading Dock
- The Lion of the Rail Trail
- The Lion of the Roundabout
- The Lynx of the Lumber Yard Hill
- The Machine
- The Maestro
- The Marmot of the Mountain Pass
- The Masher
- The Mayor of the Main Street Sprint
- The Metronome
- The Metronome of Monday Nights
- The Moose of the Logging Road
- The Mountain Goat
- The Mule of the Long Drag
- The Mustang of the Mesa Road
- The Negotiator
- The New Kid
- The Opportunist
- The Osprey of the Lake Loop
- The Otter of the Creek Trail
- The Owl of the Night Ride
- The Panther of the Pump Track
- The Patron
- The Pelican of the Pier Road
T, continued
- The Pilot Fish
- The Piston
- The Poacher
- The Polka Dot Pretender
- The Prospect
- The Puma of the Power Line Trail
- The Ram of the Radio Mast Road
- The Raven of the Railroad Crossing
- The Road Captain
- The Roadrunner of the Desert Loop
- The Robot
- The Rooster of the Dawn Ride
- The Rouleur
- The Shadow
- The Shepherd
- The Sheriff of the Shoulder
- The Spinner
- The Sprinter
- The Stag of the Back Lanes
- The Stallion of the Stable Road
- The Stayer
- The Stylist
- The Swallow of the Summer Series
- The Terrier of the Tuesday Crit
- The Thursday Night World Champion
- The Tiger of the Cul-de-Sac
- The Tortoise
- The Tortoise of the Long Way Round
- The Viper of the Velodrome
- The Wanderer
- The Wolf of the Wednesday Ride
- The Workhorse
- Third Flat This Month
- Third Man Home
- Third Wheel
- Thommo
- Thorn Magnet
- Three-Speed
- Throttle
- Through and Off
T, continued
- Time Trial Tim
- Timekeeper
- Tire Tap
- Titanium
- Toe Spikes
- Toe Strap Traditionalist
- Tomo
- Too Much Rebound
- Torque Wrench
- Tow Rope
- Towel Wave
- Town Sign Sprinter
- Trackie
- Trackstand
- Trackstand Gone Wrong
- Trail Boss
- Trail Builder
- Trail Digger
- Trail Dog
- Trailer Tow
- Trailhead Tailgate
- Training Wheels
- Tram Line Bram
- Treasurer
- Tri Bars on a Club Ride
- Trouser Clip
- Tubeless Convert
- Turbo Diesel
- Turbo Mode
- Turbo Tara
- Turbo Trainer
- Turns
- Tweed Ride Regular
- Twenty-Inch Wheels
- Twin Turbo
- Two Computers
- Two Left Gloves
- Two Locks
- Two Towels
- Two Tubes
U: 5 names
- Ultralight
- Unicycle Dreamer
- Uphill Bill
- Uphill Finisher
- Uphill Smile
V: 5 names
- Vanishing Act
- Vintage Vagabond
- Virtual Leader
- Virtual Mountaineer
- Voice of the Bunch
W: 37 names
- Walks
- Wardy
- Warm-Up Skipper
- Washboard
- Water Carrier
- Watto
- Watts From the Wall
- Weather Checker
- Weekend Warrior
- Wet Socks
- Wheel On Ron
- Wheel Surfer
- Wheelie Kid
- Wheelie Willie
- Wheelsucker
- Which Lever
- Whippet
- Wicker Basket
- Wilko
- Wind Dodger
- Wind Forecaster
- Windbreak
- Windmill
- Winter Champion
- Winter Commuter
- Wobbles
- Wobbly Wheel
- Woody
- Wool Jersey
- World Champion of the Warm-Up
- World Tourer
- Wrapper Pocket
- Wrighty
- Wrong Ring
- Wrong Shoes
- Wrong Turn
- Wrong Valve
Y: 2 names
- Yo-Yo
- Youngy