Fantasy Cycling Team Name Generator

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Fantasy cycling team names for grand tour and classics managers, built from peloton slang and fantasy-manager misery instead of rider puns: Grupetto Gamblers, Transfer Budget Blown, Ventoux Much Information, Cobbles and Robbers and Autobus Season Ticket.

About fantasy cycling team names

Most fantasy cycling team names are puns on a rider, and that joke ends the day the rider crashes out, abandons or simply has a quiet race. This list of 1,000 names is built without rider, team or sponsor names. It draws on things that are the same every season: the language of the peloton, the roads the races use and the small disasters of managing a fantasy squad.

A large share is about the manager, not the race: Transfer Budget Blown, Captain Abandoned Stage Two, Bargain Domestiques, Forgot to Set My Lineup and Did Not Finish Again. Others borrow race slang. The grupetto, or autobus, is the group that rides the mountain stages together just to beat the time cut, the lanterne rouge is the last rider overall, and the flamme rouge is the red flag one kilometer from the finish. That gives Grupetto Gamblers, Lanterne Rouge Loyalists and Flamme Rouge Flop.

The rest covers grand tour puns for the three-week races, cobbles and one-day classics, well-known climbs (Ventoux Much Information, Stelvio Stragglers), sprints and lead-outs, jersey colors, team-car and feed-zone mishaps, French, Italian, Spanish and Flemish race terms, film and song twists, armchair-fan names and a set of confident names for managers who expect to win.

How to choose fantasy cycling team names

Look up your game's character limit before you fall for a long name. Short ones like Podium Bound, Alto Ego and Ramp Rage fit any name field, and the longer jokes are for leagues where the name gets read out in the group chat.
Match the name to the race. Vuelta Skelter suits a late-summer game in Spain and Cobbles and Robbers suits the spring classics, while a season-long league wants a name tied to no single race, such as Wheel Suckers Anonymous.
Choose a joke that survives a bad week. Names about captains, budgets and abandons, like Wrong Captain Every Day or Budget Blown by Stage Three, stay true however often your squad changes.
Be honest about your form. Grand Tour Generals is a brave pick before the first stage, while Lanterne Rouge and Proud and Time Cut Survivors are safe all season.
Use race terms your league will understand. Flamme Rouge Flop lands with anyone who watches a finish, but Pájara Party (the Spanish word for the bonk) or Waaier Worriers (the Dutch word for an echelon) may need explaining.

Frequently asked questions

Why are there no rider puns in these fantasy cycling names?

Rider puns expire. When the rider crashes out, abandons or leaves your squad, the name stops making sense, and you need a new one for the next race anyway. This list uses no rider, team or sponsor names, so a name like Captain Abandoned Stage Two or Transfer Budget Blown works in any race of any season.

What are some funny fantasy cycling team names?

For manager jokes, try Champagne Tastes Bidon Budget, Set and Forget and Regret or Paid Top Price for a DNF. For race wordplay, there are Ventoux Much Information, Muur Than a Feeling and Liège and Gentlemen. Film twists such as Raiders of the Lost Bidon and Dial M for Musette are in the list too.

Do the names work for all three grand tours and the classics?

Yes. Tour de Farce, Zero to Giro and Vuelta Skelter cover the three-week races, and Cobbles and Robbers and Pavé the Way cover the one-day classics. Names about budgets, captains and time cuts suit any race. This site is not connected to any race, team or fantasy game.

Which names suit a team at the bottom of the mini-league?

Lanterne Rouge and Proud, Autobus Season Ticket, Broom Wagon Season Pass and Last Place With a Tailwind all own the bad season before your rivals can. The lanterne rouge is the last rider in the overall standings, so the name is a badge of honor for finishing at all.

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A: 49 names

A Bridge Too Far Up the Road
A Rock for the Mantelpiece
Abandon All Hope
Abandon Ship at the Summit
Abandoned in the Neutral Zone
Abandonment Issues
Abanico Panic
Abanicos at Dawn
Accidental Giro
Adiós My Lead
Aero Helmet Hair
Against the Watch Winners
All In on Climbers
All Jerseys All Ours
All Panache No Podium
All the World's a Stage Win
All Three Grand Tours Wrong
Allez Oops
Allez the Also-Rans
Alpe d'Whose Idea Was This
Altitude Camp Dropouts
Altitude Sickness Notes
Alto and Out
Alto Ego

A, continued

Alto Voltage
Ammiraglia Admirals
Angliru Birds
Angliru Management
Annual Leave in July
Ardennes Week Wreckage
Arenberg Trench Coats
Arm Warmers in April
Armchair Climbers
Armchair Directeurs Sportifs
Armchair Echelon
Arms Up Too Soon
Arrivederci Points
Arrivée Much Too Late
Asleep by the Feed Zone
Aspin for Trouble
Attack at Dawn
Attack First Think Later
Attack From the Gun
Attack Is the Best Defense
Aubisque Business
Autobus Back Row
Autobus Season Ticket
Autumn Classics Amnesty
Avituallamiento Ambush

B: 59 names

Back in the Saddle Sores
Back to the Team Car
Bad Legs Good Excuses
Baguette in the Back Pocket
Balanced Squad Unbalanced Mind
Bald Mountain Barbers
Bandaged and Benched
Bargain Basement Baroudeurs
Bargain Bin Breakaway
Bargain Domestiques
Baroudeur Brotherhood
Baroudeur Bureau
Barrage in Effect
Barrier Side Bandits
Beaten by a Tire Width
Beaten by the Auto-Pick
Beer Tent Tacticians
Belgian Toothpaste Faces
Berg and Breakfast
Bergs and Hellingen
Bergs Before Breakfast
Beyond Category Problems
Bezemwagen Regulars
Bidon and Clyde
Bidon Collectors Roadside
Bidon for a Fan
Bike Change Ballet
Bike Throw Champions
Blockhaus Party

B, continued

Blown Off the Back
Bohemian Rouleur Rhapsody
Bola del Mundo Tour Guides
Bon Courage Brigade
Bonk Appetit
Bonked at the Buffet
Bonus Second Hand Shop
Bonus Seconds Bandits
Borrowed Yellow
Boxed In and Bitter
Boxed In at 200 Meters
Bragging Rights Brigade
Break Stayed Away Without Me
Breakaway Artists United
Breakaway at Tiffany's
Breakaway Lottery Ticket
Breakaway of the Day Dreamers
Breakaway Royalty
Breakfast at the Breakaway
Bridge Over Troubled Watts
Bring Up the Rear
Broom Wagon Frequent Flyers
Broom Wagon Season Pass
Budget Airline Climbers
Budget Blown by Stage Three
Bunch Kick Barons
Bunch Kick Bystanders
Bunch Sprint Spreadsheet
Bus Stuck Under the Banner
Buy High Sell Never

C: 86 names

C'est la Vie en Jaune
Cafe Stop Tacticians
Cake Stop Pundits
Calculating the Cut
Called in Sick for the Queen Stage
Camper Van on the Climb
Camper Van Strategists
Cap Space Cadets
Capitano Senza Squadra
Captain Abandoned Stage Two
Captain Crashed on Day One
Captain Hindsight Cycling
Captain Roulette Wheel
Captain Went Home Sick
Captaincy Curse Carriers
Captained the Lead-Out Man
Caravan Keyring Collection
Carte Blanche Captains
Casquette Under the Helmet
Cat One Cat Naps
Catch Me If You Crank
Category Four Conquerors
Cauberg Crawlers
Caught Red Jerseyed
Caught With 500 Meters Left
Celebrated Too Early
Center Stage Fright
Chain Dropped, Points Dropped

C, continued

Chain Off at the Line
Chalk on the Road
Champagne Tastes Bidon Budget
Chapeau for Trying
Chapeau, We Lost
Cheap Seats Sprinters
Chose by Jersey Color
Chrono Chaos Cabinet
Chrono Kings
Chrono Man Chronicles
Ciao to My GC Hopes
Classics Conquerors
Classics Season Insomnia
Classification Shake-Up
Climbed Into the Team Car
Climbers Anonymous
Close the Gap Analysis
Club Run Experts
Co-Leader Confusion
Coastal Road Carnage
Cobble Wobble Committee
Cobbled Crown
Cobbled Together
Cobbled Together at Midnight
Cobbles and Robbers
Cobblestone Trophy Shelf
Coche Escoba Passengers
Coffee Ride Know-It-Alls
Col Me by Your Name

C, continued

Col of the Wild
Cols and Effect
Combativity Prize Fighters
Commentary Curse Victims
Commissaires Are Watching
Contrarreloj Catastrophe
Contre-la-Montre Catastrophe
Convoy Surfers
Corsa Rosa Romantics
Couch Cols Collected
Counterattack of the Clowns
Coup de Grâce Period
Courage, Mon Brave
Cowbell Correspondents
Cracked Below the Summit
Crash Magnets
Credit Crunch Climbers
Credit Where None Is Due
Croix de Fer Enough
Cronometro Confusion
Crosswind Casualties
Crosswind Kings
Crosswind Lottery Losers
Crosswind Sprint Survivors
Crosswinds and Cobblestones
Crown of the Road Kings
Curse of the Stripes
Curtain Col Kings
Cut Price Climbers

D: 45 names

Dai Dai Daydreamers
Daily Stage Dominion
Dead Last Dead Legs
Decent Descenders
Declassified and Furious
Déjà Vu DNF
Départ Fictif Friends
Départ Réel Regrets
Derailed Lead-Out
Descent Into Madness
Descent Into Mediocrity
Detour de Force
Development Squad Grads
Deviation From the Line
Dial M for Musette
Did Not Finish Again
Did Not Finish Breakfast
Differential Disaster
Directeur Sportif Shouting
Disc Wheel of Fortune
Discesa Daredevils
Discount Domestique Depot

D, continued

DNF Before the Feed
DNF Is My Middle Name
Dolce Far Niente Domestiques
Dollar Store Domestiques
Domestique Goddesses
Dotty About Climbers
Double Digit Gradients
Double Points Double Trouble
Double Wrapped Bar Tape
Draft Dodging Since Stage One
Drag Race to the Line
Dropped at Kilometer Three
Dropped Chain Reaction
Dropped Like a Bidon
Dropped Musette Dropped Points
Dropped on a Speed Bump
Dropped on the Flat
Dropped the Anchor
Dry Cobbles, Wet Eyes
DS in the Passenger Seat
Dust or Mud, We Lose
Dutch Corner Regulars
Dynasty on Two Wheels

E: 28 names

Early Alarm for the Roll Out
Earpiece Fell Out
Easy Rider Hard Luck
Echelon Etiquette
Echelon Masters
Echelon or Bust
Echelons of Power
Eight Riders Seven Regrets
Elastic Has Snapped
Elbows Out Etiquette
Eleventh Overall Forever
Embrocation Nation
Empty Palmarès Society
Encore Une Fois Fourth
Engine Room Elite
Epilogue on the Boulevard
Escapada Artists
Escapada of the Day
Espresso at the Start Village
Etapa and Tapas
Etapa Reina Clowns
Étape Escape Artists
Étape Reine Jesters
Etna Lot of Climbing
Evergreen Points Hoarders
Everybody Owns Him But Me
Excuses by the Kilometer
Expensive Mistakes

F: 63 names

Falling Leaves Falling Points
False Flat Earthers
False Flat Society
Fans in Fancy Dress
Farewell Tour Again
Fast Finishers Slow Learners
Fast Men Slow Starts
Fast Twitch Slow Brain
Fastest Legs Last Over the Top
Fear the Table Leaders
Featherweights on Tour
Feed Zone Chaos
Feed Zone Fumbles
Feed Zone Litterbugs
Fellowship of the Chainring
Fifth Wheel Syndicate
Fifty Kilometer Solo
Fighting Spirit Award
Final Corner Carnage
Final Kilometer Kings
Final Stage Champagne
Finestre of Opportunity
Finish Line Barrier Leaners
First Over the Top
First to the Flamme Rouge
First Week Nerves
Five Domestiques and a Dream
Five Monuments Four Regrets
Five Star Sector Diners
Flag to Flag Viewers
Flag Wavers on the Hairpin

F, continued

Flahute Hopefuls
Flahute in Training
Flamme Rouge Fade
Flamme Rouge Fireworks
Flamme Rouge Flop
Flanders and Sandals
Flanders Fields of Dreams
Flandrien at Heart
Flandrien Wannabes
Flat at the Foot of the Climb
Flat Stage Fanatics
Foil Wrapped Rice Cakes
Forest of Flat Tires
Forgot to Set My Lineup
Form Guide Fiction
Forty Degrees and Climbing
Forty Minutes Down
Forty-Eight Hairpins of Doubt
Forza Fourth Place
Four Jerseys Zero Clue
Fourth Category Heroes
Fourth in the Bunch Kick
Fourth Man Counts
Free Hat From the Caravan
Free Role Freeloaders
Free Transfer Hoarders
Freewheeling Over the Line
Frites at the Finish
Frites Before Flanders
Front of the Bunch
Front Seat on the Autobus
Fuga About It

G: 46 names

Galibier Late Than Never
Garage Ramp Finish
Gavia Good Run
Gavia Snowball Fight
GC Daydream Believers
GC or Not GC
Gelato on the Rest Day
General Classification Chaos
General Classification Command
General Confusion
Ghisallo Bell Ringers
Gilet Weather
Giro in a Half Shell
Giro Sandwich Stop
Giro to Zero
Giro Worship
Goat Track Finishers
Going Solo, Going Nowhere
Golden Fleece Hunters
Gone With the Tailwind
Googled the Startlist
Gradient Kings
Grand Depart Late Arrival

G, continued

Grand Tour Generals
Grand Tour Guesswork
Grand Tour Small Budget
Grand Tour Sovereigns
Grand Tour Triple Bogey
Gravel Sector Gamblers
Green Jersey Empire
Green Points Greed
Gregari on a Budget
Gregarios de Lujo
Grimpeur Grumps
Grimpeur Guild
Grimpeur Reaper
Group Chat Commissaires
Group Chat Grupetto
Grupetto Gamblers
Grupetto Glee Club
Grupetto Group Chat
Gruppo Compatto Again
Gruppo Compatto Complainers
Guided Tour of Last Place
Gutter Riders United
Guttered and Gutted

H: 27 names

Hairpin Royalty
Hairpin Seven Hecklers
Half a Wheel Short
Hardmen Soft Hands
Hautacam or Low Road
Head of the Race
Head to Head Headaches
Headwind Hero Complex
Heavy Legs Light Wallet
Helicopter Shot Enthusiasts
Hell of the North Stand
Hell on Two Wheels
Helling Hath No Fury
Here for the Scenery
High Mountain Command
High Pass Raiders
Highlights Package Heroes
Hilly Classics Hopefuls
Hilly Day Marked Flat
Hit the Wall Early
Holy Rouleurs
Hors Catégorie Hangover
Hors Course by Lunchtime
Hors Délai Heroes
Hotel Buffet Casualties
Hunger Knock at the Door
Hunting Stages Catching Colds

I: 7 names

Illness in the Hotel
Impulse Buy Rouleurs
In the Gutter Looking Up
In the Pink Until Friday
Intermediate Sprint Thieves
Iseran Out of Legs
Izoard of Oz

J: 8 names

Je Ne Regrette Rider
Jelly Legs Junction
Jersey Collectors Guild
Jersey Swap Shop
Joie de Vivre Deficit
Joux Plane Sailing
July Is Cancelled at Home
Jury Decision Pending

K: 19 names

Kasseien Collectors
Kermesse Circuit Clowns
Kermesse Kings of Nothing
Kermesse Prime Hunters
Kilometer to Go Chaos
Kilometer Zero Hopes
Kilomètre Zéro Heroes
King of the Molehills
King of the Speed Bumps
Kings of the Queen Stage
Knechten for Hire
Knee Warmers Forever
Knee-Jerk Swap Club
Koers Is Religion
Koers Language Warning
Kopman Problems
Kopman Without a Plan
Koppenberg Walkers
Kwaremont Me If You Can

L: 51 names

La Roja Regrets
Lagos de Cramp
Laissez-Faire Lead-Out
Lanterne Rouge and Proud
Lanterne Rouge Loyalists
Last by Three Hours
Last Climber Standing
Last Lead-Out Standing
Last Man in the Train
Last on the Road
Last Place With a Tailwind
Last Wheel in the Echelon
Late Scratch Fever
Late Summer in Spain
Late Surge Merchants
Laughing Group Loyalty Card
Laughing Group Not Laughing
Launched Too Early
Le Tour Guide Is Lost
Lead-Out Maestros
Lead-Out Man Down
Lead-Out Train Delays
Leader on the Road to Nowhere
Leader's Jersey Loaners
League Table Scrollers

L, continued

Left at the Roundabout
Legs of Lead
Level Crossing Closed
Liège and Gentlemen
Ligne d'Arrivée Dreamers
Lineup Lock Lament
Live From Kilometer Zero
Live Tracker Addicts
Livin' on a Chainring
Local Giro Status
Locked Out at Rollout
Lombardy Leaf Peepers
Long Range Raiders
Long Turn Short Career
Longest Day Daydreamers
Lords of the Pavé
Loser Buys the Coffee
Loser Washes the Bikes
Lost Behind the Caravan
Lost Contact on the First Climb
Lost in Flanders
Low Ownership High Hopes
Lowlands High Hopes
Loze Yourself
Lunch Break Breakaway
Luz Ardiden Hope

M: 62 names

Madeleine Dunkers
Magic Spanner Society
Magical Misery Tour
Maglia Azzurra Blues
Maglia Bianca Laundry
Maglia Ciclamino Chasers
Maglia Dynasty
Maglia Nera Contenders
Maglia Nera Nostalgia
Maglia Rosa for a Day
Maglia Rosa Tinted
Maillot à Pois Please
Maillot Blanc Check
Maillot Collectors
Maillot Jaune Daydream
Maillot Rojo Roulette
Maillot Vert Vertigo
Mamma Mia My Captain
Mañana Managers
Marked Men Marked Down
Mass Finish Mass Hysteria
Masters of the Third Week
May Belongs to Pink
Mayo on the Frites
Mechanical at the Worst Moment
Mechanical Sympathy
Meesterknecht Material
Mellow Yellow Managers
Meta Volante Magpies
Mind the Gap Riders
Mini-League Doormats

M, continued

Mini-League Monarchs
Minimum Price Maximum Pain
Minute Man Caught
Misread the Stage Profile
Missed the Echelon
Missed the Finish at Work
Missed the Move
Missed the Split Again
Missed the Time Cut by a Minute
Monument Builders
Monumental Hangover
Monumental Mistakes
Moonscape Meltdown
Mortirolo Model Citizens
Most Aggressive Loser
Motorbike in the Way
Mountain Goat Rodeo
Mountain Points Merchants
Mountain Train Engine
Mountains Classification Molehill
Mud Up to the Axles
Mur de Huy Not
Muro Muro on the Wall
Musette Catch and Release
Musette Mishaps
Muur Problems
Muur Than a Feeling
My Captain Sat Up
My Giro Complex
My Riders Have Day Jobs
Mystery Tour Managers

N: 21 names

Napped Through the Finish
Negative Split Personalities
Neo-Pro Naivety
Neo-Pro Nerves
Neutral Service Roulette
Neutral Service Wrong Wheel
Neutral Zone Heroes
Never Heard of Half of Them
Never Raced, Many Opinions
Never Took a Pull
Next Year Is Our Year
Nine Riders No Idea
No Country for Old Domestiques
No Legs No Luck
No Transfers Left
Nobody Owns My Riders
Non-Starter Collectors
Non-Starters on Monday
Northern Hardmen
Nothing Left in the Legs
Nothing Muur to Give

O: 21 names

Of Koers We Lost
Of Mice and Mechanics
Off the Back and Off the Pace
Office League Peloton
Olé to Last Place
One Climber Short
One Day Race, Zero Points
One Day Wonders
One Race Wonders
One Stage Win From Glory
One Transfer Too Late
Opening Weekend Frostbite
Opening Weekend Optimists
Out of Swaps by Week Two
Out the Back Door
Outside the Time Limit
Over Budget Under Par
Overall Rank Unspeakable
Overall Winners in Waiting
Overnight Points Swing
Overshoes Over Budget

P: 77 names

Pace Line Dancers
Paceline Fiction
Package Tour Peloton
Paella on the Parcours
Paid Top Price for a DNF
Pain et Peloton
Painted My Name on the Climb
Pájara at the Last Alto
Pájara Party
Palmarès of Nothing
Pan Flat and Pointless
Panache and Glory
Panache Merchants
Panache Over Points
Panic Buy Peloton
Parade Lap Pretenders
Parcours Problems
Parcours Too Hilly
Pass Closed for Snow
Passo Falso
Pasta Before the Passo
Paterberg Stompers
Patron of the Peloton
Pavé Day Blues
Pavé the Way
Peak Power Outage
Pedaling Squares Club
Peloton Fodder
Peloton Powerhouse
Peloton Promises
Penny Pinching Puncheurs
Photo Finish Fourth
Piano Piano Peloton
Picked on Name Recognition
Picked With My Heart
Pico Veleta Vendetta
Pile-Up Participants
Pilot Fish Appreciation

P, continued

Pink in Rome
Pink Race Panic
Pink Slip Jersey
Pivot Table Puncheurs
Plan B Was Also Bad
Planes, Trains and Lead-Outs
Podium Bound
Podium Ceremony Skippers
Podium Flowers for One
Podium in Three Capitals
Poggio Descent Heroes
Poggio Sticks
Points Jersey Pointless
Points Mean Nothing
Points Per Kilometer Pessimists
Polder Wind Victims
Polka Dot Com Bubble
Polka Dot Dynasty
Popped on the First Ramp
Poursuivants in Perpetuity
Predictions in the Bin
Premium Rider Buyer's Remorse
Pressure Dropped Too Low
Pretty in Pink Jersey
Preview Podcast Believers
Pride and Peloton
Processional Stage Points
Profile Map Misreaders
Prologue to a Disaster
Propping Up the Table
Protected Rider Unprotected
Provisional Startlist Believers
Publicity Caravan Catchers
Pulling on the Front for Free
Puncheur Drunk
Puncheur Line Missing
Puncheur Princes
Pure Climbers Impure Thoughts
Puy de Dôme and Gloom

Q: 3 names

Queen of the Foothills
Queen Stage Fright
Queen Stage Jesters

R: 67 names

Race Number in the Bin
Race of the Falling Leaves
Race of Truth Tellers
Race Radio Static
Radio Silence Riders
Raiders of the Lost Bidon
Rain Cape Crusaders
Rainbow Curse Believers
Rainbow Stripes Daydream
Ramp Rage
Rattled Fillings
Ravito Raiders
Ravito Rush Hour
Read the Wind Wrong
Rear View Mirror Regulars
Recon Ride Regrets
Red in Madrid
Red Jersey Red Face
Red Lantern Lighters
Red Mist Descenders
Red Number Renegades
Red Vuelta Cupcakes
Redoute Awakening
Reduced Bunch Reduced Hopes
Reinventing the Wheel Pick
Relegated for Deviation
Relentless Tempo
Remote Control Rouleurs
Rest Day Fire Sale
Rest Day Head Cold
Rest Day Is My Best Day
Rest Day Regret Committee
Rest Day Reshuffle

R, continued

Resting Since Stage One
Results Pending Review
Reunion Tour of Regret
Revuelta in the Ranks
Rice Cake Regime
Rider on the Storm Stage
Riding for the Time Limit
Right Hand Gutter Gang
Ristretto Rouleurs
Rival League Spies
Road Furniture Removals
Road Rash Roster
Roadbook Readers
Roadbook Skimmers
Roadside Picnic Selectors
Rock Bottom Bracket
Roja Reckoning
Roll Out Rollercoaster
Rolling Turns Rolling Eyes
Ronde and Ronde We Go
Ronde in Circles
Ronde the Bend
Roof Rack Rejects
Rosa Tinted Glasses
Rose Colored Rankings
Roster of Regrets
Roubaix Roulette
Roubaix Tuesday
Rouleur Coaster
Rouleur Royalty
Rouleurs in the Deep
Roundabout Roulette
Rulers of the Bergs
Running on Empty Bidons

S: 114 names

Sacré Bleu Jersey
Saddle Sore Losers
Saddle Up, Give Up
Salary Cap in Hand
Salita Days
Salute Rehearsal Squad
Sat on the Wrong Wheel
Sat Up at 300 Meters
Saved My Season in Spain
Scoring Table Scholars
Season Long Sufferers
Second Division Dreamers
Second Rest Day Syndrome
Second Screen Sprinters
Second Week Slump
Sector Seven Sufferers
Seeing Red in Spain
Seen From the Broom Wagon
Sell the Sprinter
Semi-Classic Underachievers
Sense and Sprintability
September Salvage Job
Set and Forget and Regret
Seven Domestiques for Seven Brothers
Sheep on the Road
Shelled Like Peas
Shifting Blame
Shifting Priorities
Shoestring Budget Squad
Short Sharp and Shelled
Should I Stage or Should I Go
Shoulder to Shoulder Shovers
Showers at Roubaix
Shut the Door Sprinters
Sierra Nevada Again
Siesta in the Peloton
Siesta Stage Sleepers
Sitting on the Best Wheel

S, continued

Six Across the Line
Six Credit Wonders
Six Hours for Ten Minutes
Skinsuit Squeeze
Skipped My Turn
Slingshot Specialists
Slipstream Dream Team
Slipstream of Consciousness
Slow Puncture Slow Death
Smooth as Vuelta
Snapped Derailleur Hanger
Snowbank Corridor
Snowed Off the Pass
Sofa Sport Directors
Sofa Sprint Finish
Soigneur at the Wrong Corner
Soigneur Moment
Soigneur or Later
Solo Artists
Solo Victory Society
Solo: A Breakaway Story
Some Like It Hilly
Souvenir Bidon Shelf
Spare Bike on the Roof
Spare Credits Spare Me
Split in the Wind
Split Times Splitting Hairs
Spoke Too Soon in Week One
Spotted in Last Place
Spotty Record
Spreadsheet Directeurs
Spreadsheet Says Attack
Spring Classics Fever
Sprint Finish Sovereigns
Sprint Royalty in Waiting
Sprint Stage or Bust
Sprint Train Cancelled
Sprinters Hate Hills

S, continued

Sprinters in the Mountains
Squeaky Wheel Gets Dropped
Stage Against the Machine
Stage Hunter Gatherers
Stage Hunters Empty Handed
Stage Left Exit
Stage Result Refreshers
Stage Winners Circle
Stagiaire Daydreams
Stairway to Hairpin
Stars and Scrubs Strategy
Start Hut Jitters
Start Ramp Stage Fright
Start Village Loiterers
Startlist Refreshers
Stationery Cupboard Breakaway
Stayed Up for the Podium
Steepest Ramp Last
Stelvio Stragglers
Stepped Off at the Feed
Sticky Bottle Brigade
Sticky Bottle Lawyers
Stone Road Kings
Stream Buffering at the Line
Stuck Behind the Camera Bike
Stuck Behind the Team Car
Stuck in the Big Ring
Sucker Puncheurs
Summit Finish Flops
Summit Finish Summit Meeting
Summit Finish Syndicate
Sunday Bunch Selectors
Sunday in Hell Again
Sunflower Field Correspondents
Sunset on the Boulevard
Surfing the Wheels
Swap Shop Stragglers
Swept Up by the Broom

T: 76 names

Tailwind Truthers
Tappa Dancers
Tappa Out Early
Team Bus Autograph Hunters
Team Car Karaoke
Team Car Sunroof Shouters
Team Classification Tragics
Team Orders Ignored
Team Time Trial Therapy
Teammate's Bike Too Small
Teams Prize Tacticians
Technical Finish Technicians
Tempo Setters
Ten Laps of the Village
Ten Seconds Too Slow
Tête de la Course
Tête de la Course Correction
Tête de la Course Tourists
The Descent of Managers
The Good, the Bad and the Grupetto
Thin Air Thinkers
Thin Air Titans
Third Grand Tour Lucky
Third Week Thoroughbreds
Third Wheel on the Podium
Thirty Seconds Before Lock
Thought It Was Flat
Three Kilometer Rule Lawyers
Three Tours One Brain Cell
Three Week Dynasty
Three Weeks in July
Three Weeks of Pasta
Three Weeks Zero Wins
Through and Off and Out
Tickled Pink
Tifosi on the Sofa
Tifosi Without a Clue
Time Bonus Bookkeepers

T, continued

Time Cut Survivors
Time Trial and Error
Time Trial by Jury
Time Trial Tyrants
Tinker Tailor Soldier Sprinter
Tinkering Since the Prologue
Too Many Sprinters
Top Half of the Table Hopes
Top Speed Bottom Table
Top Step Regulars
Top Ten or Bust
Tornante Tornado Watch
Tour de Chance
Tour de Farce
Tour de Lounge Room
Tour de Sofa
Tour Operator Error
Tourist Class Climbers
Tourmalet Me Down Easy
Tourmalet Sorbet
Traguardo Volante Vultures
Train Left the Station
Transfer Budget Blown
Transfer Window Cleaners
Transfers Used by Tuesday
Tree Line Tantrums
Trial by Time Trial
Triple Crown of Thorns
Tunnel at the Top
Turbo Bidon Believers
Tuscan Dust Collectors
Twelve Angry Sprinters
Twenty Percent Ramps
Twenty-One Days of Doubt
Twenty-One Hairpins Later
Twenty-One Stages of Grief
Two Credits Short
Two Leaders Too Many

U: 8 names

Unbeaten Since the Prologue
Under the Flamme Rouge Alone
Under Twenty-Five Club
Unsung Giro
Untimely Puncture Club
Up the Road and Doomed
Uphill Both Ways
Uphill Drag Racers

V: 16 names

Value Pick Vigilantes
Vamos to the Back
Velodrome Lap of Shame
Venga Venga Vengeance
Ventoux Good to Be True
Ventoux Much Information
Vice Captain Vindicated
Victory Salute Practice
Virtual Leader on the Road
Virtual Yellow Real Tears
Voiture Balai VIPs
Volata Voltage
Vuelta Glove Treatment
Vuelta Have You Done
Vuelta Skelter
Vuelta Underground

W: 40 names

Waaier Warriors
Waaier Worriers
Waffle Stop Strategists
Wake-Up Col
Walking Up the Koppenberg
Wall of Sighs
War and Peloton
Watched Every Flat Stage
Watching for the Castles
Watts the Hurry
Weather App Tacticians
Week Three Collapse
Went Home on the Rest Day
Went Long, Went Wrong
Wet Tuesday in Wallonia
Wheel Change Waltz
Wheel Never Know
Wheel Sucker Punch
Wheel Suckers Anonymous
Wheel Surfers
Wheels Came Off Early
Whistle-Stop Tour Wreck
White Jersey Grey Hair
White Jersey Wash Day
White Roads Dark Thoughts
Wide Tires Narrow Margins
Wildcard Entry Wasters
Wildcard Invitation Only
Winner Buys Nothing
Woke Up for the Sprint
Wooden Spoon Wheelers
Working Class Giro
Working From Home Stage
Wrong Bike Wrong Size
Wrong Break Right Idea
Wrong Captain Every Day
Wrong Jersey Wrong Week
Wrong Place Wrong Wheel
Wrong Side of the Split
Wrong Turn at the Deviation

Y: 4 names

Yellow by Paris
Yellow for One Day
Yellow on Loan
Youth Classification Dropouts

Z: 3 names

Zero Pointers Club
Zero to Giro
Zoncolan Zombies