CPR Dummy Name Generator
Funny names for the class training manikins
Generate funny CPR dummy names for the manikins in a CPR or first aid class: medical puns like Paul Pitation and Les Breath, torso jokes like Skips Leg Day Ray, comeback names like Lazarus and Encore, and deadpan picks like Brenda from Accounting.
About CPR dummy names
Many CPR classes name their manikins. The habit goes back to the start: the first widely used training manikin, designed by a Norwegian toymaker and introduced in 1960, came with a first name of its own. A name makes a plastic torso easier to talk to, and talking to it is part of the drill, so instructors, lifeguards, nursing students and scout leaders keep the tradition going.
This list has 1,000 names in several styles. The largest share is wordplay: a first name with a medical surname (Paul Pitation, Cora Nary, Les Breath, Rhys Usitate), chest anatomy (Sterling Sternum, Clavicle Clive), compression and rhythm jokes (Hans Only, Metro Gnome), and names for AED and choking trainers (Stand Clear Claire, Back Blow Margot). Torso jokes play on the missing legs (Skips Leg Day Ray, Carry-On Carl), comeback names suit a dummy revived all day long (Lazarus, Encore, Mulligan), and mock titles add rank (Sir Vival, Major Pulse).
There are gentle names for infant and child manikins (Peanut, Tiny Ticker), matching sets for a row of six (Station One Juan to Station Six Trix), and a smaller share of deadpan ordinary names (Brenda from Accounting, Just Dave, Wilbur) for classes that prefer a straight face. The humor stays kind: the joke is on the plastic, never on a patient.
How to choose CPR dummy names
- Pick a name the whole class can say out loud. Checking for a response means speaking to the manikin, and a line like 'Paul Pitation, can you hear me?' lands better than a pun that needs explaining.
- Name a row as a set. Station One Juan through Station Six Trix, the weekday names from Monday Mel to Friday Fran, or pairs like Lub & Dub make it easy to send students to the right manikin.
- Keep infant manikin names gentle. Peanut, Button, Tiny Ticker and Lullaby Lou fit the size and the care the practice calls for.
- Match the name to the equipment. Torso-only models suit Torso Tom or Waist Up Walt, AED trainers suit Stand Clear Claire or Sparky, and a choking trainer suits Back Blow Margot.
- Read the room. A workplace course, or a class with people who have lived through a real emergency, may prefer a plain name such as Wilbur or Mabel over a joke.
Frequently asked questions
What are some funny CPR dummy names?
A common style is a first name with a medical surname, such as Paul Pitation, Les Breath, Cora Nary and Art Terry. Torso jokes such as Skips Leg Day Ray and Travels Light Dwight work well for half-body models, and comeback names like Lazarus, Encore and Bounce Back Jack suit a manikin that is revived all day.
Is it a dummy, a manikin or a mannequin?
Manikin is the usual spelling in medical and first aid training, while mannequin is mostly used for the figures in shop windows. Dummy is the everyday word many classes use. The names here are written for training manikins of any type: adult torsos, child and infant models, and AED or choking trainers.
How do I name a whole set of manikins?
Use a matching set so each station is easy to call out. The list includes runs such as Airway Abby, Breathing Ben and Circulation Cy, Lane One Layne to Lane Six Lux for pool decks, and pairs such as Lub & Dub and Inhale & Exhale. You can also take one name from each style so every manikin has its own joke.
Are these names okay for a professional course?
Most are light medical puns that suit a workplace or school class, and none joke about real emergencies or patients. For a more formal setting, pick from the deadpan and old-fashioned names such as Mr. Peterson, Mabel or Old Reliable. The list was screened for offensive terms, so read your pick aloud before it goes on a name tag.
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All 1,000 CPR dummy names
A: 49 names
- A Positive Avery
- A. E. Dee
- Aaron Way
- AB Positive Abe
- Ab Thrust Gus
- Abby Thrust
- Abel Body
- Abridged Abe
- Abs O'Lutely
- Ace
- Adhesive Steve
- Admiral Airway
- Adrena Lynn
- Again Please Elise
- Agatha
- Agnes
- Airborne Lorne
- Airway Abby
- Airway, Breathing and Circulation
- Airy Mary
- Al Ert
- Al Veoli
- Alcohol Wipe Wynn
- Alive and Well Mel
- All Chest No Rest
- All Heart Art
- Allegro Al
- Allow Recoil Lloyd
- Also Doug
- Alvie Olus
- Always On Call Paul
- Always Volunteers Val
- Ambulance Lance
- Analyzing Rhythm Kim
- Angie O'Gram
- Antiseptic Skeptic
- Apex Alex
- Archibald
- Art Terry
- Artie Fibrillation
- Assistant to the Instructor
- Atrium & Ventricle
- Aubrey Atrium
- Aunt Peg
- Auntie Septic
- Auto Injector Hector
- Ava Heartbeat
- Ava Orta
- Average Joe
B: 72 names
- B Positive Bea
- Baby Beats
- Baby Brachial
- Baby Breaths
- Back Again Finnegan
- Back Blow Margot
- Back in Action Jackson
- Back of the Van Dan
- Backboard Betsy
- Backboard Bob
- Bag Valve Bob
- Bandage Bandit
- Barb, Night Shift
- Barnaby
- Baron von Breath
- Baroness Bystander
- Barrel Chest Beryl
- Barrier Barry
- Bartholomew
- Bated Breath Betty
- Batteries Not Included
- Battery Check Beck
- Be Prepared Jared
- Bea P. Emm
- Bea Ready
- Bean Sprout
- Beat Keeper Bea
- Beatrice Persecond
- Beatrix
- Beep Beep Bea
- Beeper
- Bellows Fellows
- Bernard
- Bernie Gurney
- Big Hearted Bart
- Bighearted Bridget
B, continued
- Binky
- Biphasic Basil
- Bitsy
- Blank Stare Blair
- Blood Flo
- Bob
- Bob Two
- Bobblehead Bob
- Boing Boing Bo
- Bolus Bo
- Bony Landmark Tony
- Boomerang
- Both Knees Denise
- Bounce Back Jack
- Bounding Bonnie
- Brachial Bea
- Brady Cardia
- Brave Heart Bree
- Break Room Bob
- Break Time Brie
- Breastbone Bo
- Breathin Ethan
- Breathing Ben
- Breeze Louise
- Breezy Brianna
- Brenda from Accounting
- Brian with a Y
- Bring Your Own Mat Pat
- Bronchi Bronson
- Bunny Hop
- Buoy Wonder
- Bust a Move Bev
- Bust of Bob
- Butterfly Closure Flo
- Button
- Bystander Brandon
C: 87 names
- Cadence Kay
- Cage Free Cade
- Cal Nine-One-One
- Calm Tom
- Camp Counselor Cam
- Cap Hillary
- Captain Cardiac
- Captain Clavicle
- Captain Comeback
- Cardiac Jack
- Cardio Carla
- Care Plan Jan
- Carol in Payroll
- Carotid Carl
- Carrie Otid
- Carry-On Carl
- Cartilage Carl
- Catch Your Breath Chet
- Cecil
- Center Chest Chet
- Cert Card Curt
- Chain of Survival Val
- Chairman of the Chest
- Chambers McHeart
- Champ
- Champ Jr.
- Charging Chad
- Check, Call and Compress
- Check-Off Chet
- Chesley Wall
- Chest Rise Charise
- Chester Compression
- Chester Drawers
- Chesty McChestface
- Chew Slowly Chloe
- Chief Complaint
- Chief Compression Officer
- Chief Resident
- Chill Bill
- Chin Lift Cliff
- Chin Up Chip
- Cinco
- Circulation Cy
C, continued
- Clarence Standback
- Class of Six Trix
- Clavicle Clive
- Clear Airway Clare
- Click Clack Mack
- Click Happy Clyde
- Clicker Clyde
- Clicks When Happy
- Clifford
- Clinicals Cal
- Coach Henderson
- Coffee First Kirsten
- Cold Pack Mack
- Collar Collins
- Collarbone Colin
- Colonel Recoil
- Colonel Sternum
- Comeback Kid
- Commander Chest
- Commodore Cardio
- Compact Connor
- Compress Tess
- Condensed Kenneth
- Conference Room B
- Connie Tinuous
- Constance Beat
- Cora Nary
- Core Strength Corey
- Cornelius
- Corporal Tunnel
- Cough Drop Coughlin
- Cough It Up Chuck
- Count Compression
- Count Outloud
- Count to Thirty
- Countertop Carl
- Countess Compression
- Cousin Earl
- Craig the Intern
- Crash Course Corey
- Cuddlebug
- Cue Card Gerard
- Current Affairs Kurt
- Customer Service Chris
D: 44 names
- Dale, Day Shift
- Day Shift Daisy
- Deadpan Dan
- Dean of Admissions
- Dean of Depth
- Deb from Procurement
- Dee Fibrillator
- Dee P. Breath
- Deep End Dean
- Defib Dee
- Delbert
- Demi Monstration
- Demo Dummy Demi
- Demo Version Devin
- Dennis from Legal
- Depth Gauge Gage
- Deputy Diaphragm
- Deuce
- Di A. Phragm
- Di Astole
- Director of Circulation
- Disco Dez
- Dispatch Mitch
- Do Over Dover
- Do-Over Grover
- Doc Recoil
- Doctor Dummy
- Doe
- Does Not Blink Linc
- Doesn't Skip a Beat Dee
- Don Panic
- Doorstop Don
- Doris
- Doug
- Doug from Facilities
- Down the Hatch Thatch
- Drum Major Drummond
- Duchess of Depth
- Duckling
- Ducks in a Row
- Duffel Doug
- Duke of Pulse
- Dum Dum Dee
- Dumpling
E: 27 names
- Earl E. Response
- Earl of Airway
- Early Earl
- Earnest Effort
- Easy Does It Ezra
- Easygoing Owen
- Edna
- Eileen Over
- Elbows Locked Elroy
- Electrode Ed
- Elle Evate
- Elmer
- Emmett Tee
- Employee of the Month
- Encore
- Ensign Exhale
- Epi Glottis
- Ernie Sternum
- Ethel
- Eugene
- Eunice
- Everybody Clear Kira
- Exhale Gale
- Expires Soon Boone
- Extra Innings Ennis
- Extra Legroom Lou
- Eye Wash Josh
F: 35 names
- Fa Sol
- Face Off Fay
- Face Shield Fields
- Face Up Phil
- Fatigue Teague
- Feather Light Fern
- Feedback Light Dwight
- Field Trip Chip
- Fire Drill Phil
- Firm Surface Fern
- First Aid Kit Kit
- First Responder Ford
- First to Class Cass
- Fist Above Navel Abel
- Fits in a Bag Meg
- Five and Five Clive
- Five Star Patient
- Flat on His Back Jack
- Flat Out Flynn
- Floating Rib Flo
- Floor Model Flora
- Florence
- Flotation Flo
- Flutter Flo
- Foam Core Corey
- Foam Plug Doug
- Follow the Prompts Fitz
- Four Chambers Chet
- Fresh Air Claire
- Fresh Start Bart
- Friday Fran
- From the Top Tripp
- Front Row Flo
- Full Recoil Royal
- Fully Charged Floyd
G: 31 names
- Gale Force Gail
- Gary from IT
- Gaspard Air
- Gauze Pad Gus
- Gauze Roll Rollo
- General Anatomy
- General Checkup
- General Practice
- Gentle Jen
- Gentle Puffs Gus
- Gertrude
- Gilbert
- Glenn with Two Ns
- Glottis Gladys
- Glove Up Gabe
- Gloves On Glenn
- Goes Nowhere Fast Gus
- Good as New Sue
- Good Listener Glen
- Good Morning Norman
- Good Old Gus
- Good Samaritan Sam
- Grab the AED Ted
- Grace Under Pressure
- Grandpa Walt
- Great Listener Greta
- Green Light Gil
- Greg from Next Door
- Guard Stand Grant
- Gulp
- Gusty Gus
H: 40 names
- Hale N. Hearty
- Half a Dozen
- Half Pint
- Hall Monitor Monty
- Hands On Hans
- Handy Andy
- Hans Only
- Hard and Fast Cass
- Hard Floor Thor
- Hardy Fast
- Hart N. Soul
- Head and Shoulders Above
- Head of Cardiology
- Head Tilt Tilda
- Head, Shoulders and Not Much Else
- Heart of Gold Goldie
- Heartbeat Pete
- Heartfelt Hattie
- Heartwarming Harmon
- Heel Hand Helen
- Hello Again Glenn
- Helping Hans
- Henrietta
- Her Royal Heartbeat
- Herbert
- Hinged Jaw Jay
- His Royal Chestness
- Hold Your Breath Heath
- Holden A. Pulse
- Holds Still Phil
- Hollow Chest Hollis
- Hollow Holly
- Hope Springs
- Horace
- Hortense
- Huff N. Puff
- Hugh Manoid
- Humphrey
- Hush Puppy
- Hy Perventilate
I: 11 names
- Ice Pack Zack
- Ima Pumper
- In the Pink Pinky
- Inhale & Exhale
- Inna Hale
- Instructor's Favorite
- Instructor's Pet
- Inter Costello
- Ironlung Irv
- Irving
- Itty Bitty Bea
J: 16 names
- Jack Hammer
- Jane Dough
- Janet from Compliance
- Jaw Thrust Justin
- Jeff with a G
- Jellybean
- Joe Schmo
- John Dough
- Joule Jules
- Jump Bag Jack
- Jump Start Jules
- June Bug
- Just a Torso
- Just Dave
- Just Gary
- Justin Time
K: 10 names
- Kam Down
- Kara Diac
- Keep Time Tim
- Ken in Marketing
- Kick Start Kit
- Kiddo
- King of Hearts
- Knee Pad Nadia
- Kneel Neil
- Kneeling Mat Matt
L: 61 names
- Lace Fingers Lacey
- Lady Lifeline
- Lady Lubdub
- Ladybug
- Lala Ti
- Landmark Mark
- Lane Five Lyle
- Lane Four Lenore
- Lane One Layne
- Lane Six Lux
- Lane Three Leigh
- Lane Two Lou
- Lara Nyx
- Last Station Jason
- Last to Leave Steve
- Latex Free Lex
- Laura Pleura
- Lazarus
- Lean Off Leon
- Lefty & Righty
- Lefty Lung
- Lend a Hand Landon
- Les Breath
- Les Panic
- Les Pause
- Lies There Larry
- Lieutenant Lung
- Lifeguard Chair Blair
- Like New Lou
- Lil Bean
L, continued
- Lil Puff
- Lil Pulse
- Linda from HR
- Lite Edition Lyle
- Little Lub Dub
- Little Lungs
- Little Ticker Tot
- Little Wonder
- Liv Again
- Liv Long
- Liv N. Well
- Live Wire Lila
- Lives in a Bag Mags
- Loaner Lonnie
- Lobe Lola
- Locke Elbows
- Lord Lungsworth
- Lord of the Ribs
- Low Battery Barry
- Low Maintenance Lane
- Lower Left Jeff
- Lub & Dub
- Luke Alive
- Lullaby Lou
- Lunch and Learn Vern
- Lunch Is at Noon June
- Lung Bag Meg
- Lung Capacity Cassidy
- Lung Fu Larry
- Lungful Lou
- Lungs of Steel Neil
M: 64 names
- Mabel
- Maestro Metronome
- Major Airway
- Major Artery
- Major Organ
- Major Pulse
- Man of Few Words
- Manikin Alpha
- Manikin Beta
- Manikin Delta
- Manikin Epsilon
- Manikin Gamma
- Manikin Zeta
- Manny Beats
- Manny Compressions
- Manny Happy Returns
- Manny Kin
- Manny Quinn
- Manny Thanks
- Mantelpiece Maurice
- Manubrium Manny
- Marble Bust Marv
- Marge from the Mailroom
- Mask Seal Neil
- Mat Finish Matt
- Maurice
- Mayor of Chest Town
- Medic Vic
- Medical Tape Tate
- Mellow Marlow
- Merit Badge Madge
- Metro Gnome
M, continued
- Midline Madeline
- Mike from the Gym
- Mildred
- Mimi Fa
- Mini Manny
- Mini Mo
- Minnie Mal Interruption
- Minnow
- Minor Scrape
- Mitra Valve
- Mock Rescue Mick
- Model Citizen
- Model Patient Mo
- Model Student Prudence
- Molded Hair Blair
- Moleskin Finn
- Monday Mel
- Mortimer
- Mostly Chest Wes
- Mr. Delgado
- Mr. Nakamura
- Mr. Peterson
- Mr. Torso
- Mrs. Abernathy
- Mrs. Okafor
- Ms. Kowalski
- Mulligan
- Mum's the Word Mumford
- Murray Murmur
- Mute Button Milt
- Mya Cardium
- Myrtle
N: 31 names
- Nap Champ
- Naptime Nate
- Needs No Pants Lance
- Neighbor Bob
- Never Calls In Sick Rick
- Never Complains Jane
- Never Skips Chest Day
- Never Walks Out Wade
- New Guy Nick
- New Lease Lisa
- New Lungs Lou
- Next Group Up Gus
- Nick O'Time
- Night Class Cass
- Night Shift Nia
- Nina Wunwun
- Nine Lives Clive
- Nitrile Neil
- No Comment Connor
- No Complaints Nate
- No Dummy
- No Lunch Break Jake
- No Shock Advised Ned
- No Shoes Hughes
- Non-Rebreather Heather
- Norbert
- Norm L. Rhythm
- Not Bob
- Notch Nolan
- Nothing to Add Tad
- Nugget
O: 27 names
- O Negative Odell
- O Positive Opal
- Officer Oxygen
- Ohm Sweet Ohm
- Old Faithful
- Old Reliable
- On the Beat Pete
- One More Round Rowe
- One Twenty Trent
- One Way Valerie
- Onesie
- Opal
- Open Airway Faye
- Open Airway Otis
- Open Book Brooke
- Open Hearted Otto
- Open Wide Clyde
- Other Bob
- Otto B. Okay
- Otto Mated
- Otto Rhythmic
- Our Regional Manager
- Out of Breath Seth
- Overhead Bin Ben
- Overtime Otis
- Overtime Without Pay Ray
- Oxy Jen
P: 75 names
- Pacey Maker
- Packs Flat Pat
- Pad Placement Pete
- Paddles Patty
- Paddy Pulse
- Pads On Padma
- Painted Eyes Pryce
- Paperweight Pat
- Para Medic
- Part Two Prue
- Participant Seven
- Partner Up Pru
- Pass Fail Gail
- Passing Grade Wade
- Patience
- Patient Pat
- Paul Pitation
- Pause the Video Pia
- Peanut
- Pec Toral
- Pecs Rex
- Pedestal Pete
- Peewee
- Percival
- Perfect Attendance Tess
- Perry Cardium
- Phil from Shipping
- Phil Gauze
- Phil Lungs
- Phil Recoil
- Philomena
- Phoenix
- Pint Size Paige
- Pipsqueak
- Piston Pete
- Placid Cassidy
- Plain Jane
P, continued
- Plasma Alma
- Plastic Fantastic Phil
- Platelet Colette
- Pleura Belle
- Plug Puller Pru
- Pocket Edition Paddy
- Pocket Mask Pete
- Pocket Pal
- Poker Face Paige
- Pool Deck Dex
- Pop Goes the Plug
- Pop Quiz Liz
- Portable Portia
- Positive Charge Marge
- Posture Perfect Paige
- Practice Dummy Pru
- Practice Makes Perfect Percy
- Practice Pat
- Practice Round Rowan
- Prime Rib Pete
- Prince of Pulses
- Princess Push Hard
- Private Pulse
- Private Room
- Professor Pectoral
- Professor Thorax
- Professor Whitlock
- Property of the Fire Hall
- Prudence
- Prue Ficiency
- Pulse Ox Roxy
- Pulse, Breath and Beat
- Pulsing Percy
- Pump It Up Pip
- Pumper Nick
- Pumpkin Seed
- Push & Release
- Push Hardy
Q: 3 names
- Quad
- Queen of Hearts
- Quick Draw Quincy
R: 55 names
- Radial Ray
- Rally Sally
- Ranger Rescue
- Ray Mi
- Ray Vived
- Reach Pole Reece
- Reboot Ruth
- Rebound
- Recert Bert
- Recert Rita
- Red Light Rhett
- Refresher Fletcher
- Reginald
- Rekindle Wendell
- Renew Drew
- Renewal Raul
- Replacement Part Bart
- Replay Ray
- Rescue Breath Beth
- Rescue Tube Ruby
- Reset Rhett
- Restart Bart
- Revive Clive
- Rewind Wynn
- Rhea Bound
- Rhea Hearsal
- Rhea Spiration
- Rhoda Rhythm
- Rhys Usitate
- Rhythm Ray
- Rhythm Strip Tripp
- Rib Cage Gage
- Rib Eye Guy
- Rib Tickler Rick
- Ribbie Roberts
- Ribsy
- Righty Lung
- Ring Buoy Roy
- Rise & Fall
- Rise and Shine Ryan
- Robbie Ribs
- Rock Steady Eddie
- Rockabye Rae
- Role Model Rollo
- Roller Bandage Rolf
- Rolling Case Chase
- Ron from Maintenance
- Roster Ross
- Rotate Nate
- Round Two Lou
- Row One Ron
- Row Three Rhea
- Row Two Roo
- Rubbery Robbie
- Ruby Recoil
S: 124 names
- Safety Pin Lynn
- Saline Celine
- Sanitized Sandy
- Saturday Class Sid
- Scapula Scott
- Scene Is Safe Sasha
- Scene Safe Steve
- Second Chance Vance
- Second Wind Wynona
- Septum Sam
- Sequel Zeke
- Serene Irene
- Serial Number Seven
- Seymour
- Shallow End Shay
- Sheila from Billing
- Shelf Life Shelley
- Shelf Sitter Sid
- Shepherd's Crook Brook
- Shock Advised Sid
- Shock Button Dutton
- Short Stack Jack
- Shorts Optional Sal
- Shoulder Blade Wade
- Shoulder Tap Thad
- Shoulders McGee
- Shoulders Over Shawn
- Shush
- Side Lying Lionel
- Sign-In Sheet Pete
- Silent Partner
- Sim Lab Sam
- Sim Ulation
- Sinus Rhythm Simon
- Sir Breathsalot
- Sir Compressalot
- Sir Culation
- Sir Pumps-a-Lot
- Sir Tificate
- Sir Tified
- Sir Vival
S, continued
- Sir Vivor
- Siren Byron
- Sits This One Out Stu
- Six of One
- Sixpack Zack
- Skills Check Chuck
- Skills Day Shay
- Skills Lab Gabe
- Skips Leg Day Ray
- Sling Shot Scott
- Small Bites Dwight
- Small Fry
- Small Wonder
- Smidge
- Snap Together Sully
- Snugglebug
- So-and-So
- Soft Touch Sasha
- Sol La
- Solar Plex Lex
- Some Assembly Required
- Some Guy
- Somebody Get the AED
- Somebody's Dad
- Song in Your Head Ned
- Sore Knees Louise
- Space Blanket Blake
- Spare Parts Art
- Spare Rib Sal
- Sparks McGee
- Sparky
- Spineboard Spike
- Splint Clint
- Spring Back Jack
- Spring Chicken
- Spring Loaded Sprague
- Springy Spencer
- Squeaky
- Squeaky Clean Dean
- Squirt
- Stackable Stu
S, continued
- Stand Clear Claire
- Star Pupil Stu
- Station Five Clive
- Station Four Thor
- Station One Juan
- Station Six Trix
- Station Three Bree
- Station Two Sue
- Stationary Stacy
- Staying Alive Clive
- Stays Put Stu
- Steady Betty
- Stella Beating
- Stella Live
- Sterling Sternum
- Stetho Scott
- Steve from Down the Hall
- Sticky Strip Skip
- Still Kickin Kit
- Still Ticking Tim
- Stoic Stella
- Stoic Steve
- Storage Closet Clo
- Straight Arm Armand
- Straight Face Jace
- Stretcher Fletcher
- Strong Silent Type
- Stu Dent
- Stubby
- Substitute Teacher Ted
- Sue Vivor
- Sunny Side Up
- Sunrise Sam
- Supine Sabine
- Swaddle
- Swap Face Chase
- Swing Shift Sven
- Switch Every Two Stu
- Sy Ren
- Sy Stole
- Syllabus Gus
- Systole & Diastole
T: 67 names
- Tabletop Todd
- Tacky Cardia
- Tadpole
- Tag Out Tad
- Take Heart Tate
- Take Two Trudy
- Takes It Well Mel
- Tap & Shout
- Teacher's Pet Brett
- Teaching Assistant Trent
- Team Player Trey
- Tempo Tom
- Tess T. Dummy
- Thaddeus
- That Guy
- The New Hire
- The Quiet One
- The Return of Greg
- The Whole Six-Pack
- Thea Thump
- Thick Skin Quinn
- Thirty & Two
- Thor Axe
- Thoracic Park
- Thorax the Mighty
- Thready Eddie
- Thumper McTicker
- Thumpity
- Thursday Thad
- Tick Tock Tessa
- Ticker Tim
- Tickin Along Tyrone
- Tilt & Lift
T, continued
- Tiny Ticker
- Todd from Sales
- Top Half Hank
- Top Shelf Shelby
- Tori So
- Torso Tess
- Torso Tom
- Tough Crowd Todd
- Tourniquet Toni
- Tracy Ah
- Trainer Mode Trey
- Trauma Shears Sheree
- Travel Size Ty
- Travels Light Dwight
- Treasure Chest Trev
- Trevor the Temp
- Trey
- Triangle Bandage Trish
- Troop Mascot Scout
- Trooper Cooper
- True Rib Trudy
- Trunk Show Trey
- Tuesday Tess
- Tweezer Louise
- Twelve Lead Ted
- Twelve Pair Claire
- Two Breaths Tabitha
- Two Finger Finn
- Two Hundred Joules
- Two Inch Finch
- Two Minute Drill Bill
- Two Thumbs Thea
- Two Year Card Ward
- Ty Dalvolume
U: 8 names
- Unbothered Bo
- Uncle Larry
- Unfazed Fay
- Universal Sign Sy
- Unshakable Shay
- Up and Atom
- Upper Half Ralph
- Upper Right Dwight
V: 21 names
- Val Vular
- Valentine Valve
- Vena Cavanaugh
- Vent Vinnie
- Ventura Lation
- Vernon
- Vest Trainer Vera
- Vest Wes
- Vi Tal Signs
- Vi Tality
- Vice President of Vitals
- Vince Tricle
- Vinyl Vince
- Viscount Ventilation
- Viva Vivienne
- Vivian Again
- Voice Box Vic
- Voice Prompt Vaughn
- Volt Walt
- Volunteer Number Three
- Volunteer Vern
W: 31 names
- Waist Up Walt
- Wall Cabinet Wally
- Wanda Comeback
- War Chest Walt
- Watch the Video Vince
- Watt Now
- Watts Up Walt
- Wednesday Wes
- Wee One
- Wee Willa
- Welcome Back Zack
- Wendell
- What's-His-Name
- Wheezy Weezie
- Whistle Blower Wes
- Wide Awake Jake
- Wilbur
- Wilhelmina
- Will B. Fine
- Will Survive
- Windbag Wilbur
- Winded Winston
- Windy Wendy
- Winifred
- Wipe Down Wyatt
- Wishbone Wes
- Woman of Few Words
- Works Weekends Wes
- Written Test Wes
- Wrong Pipe Piper
- Wynn Pipe
X: 2 names
- Xavier Breath
- Xiphoid Zoe
Y: 3 names
- Yo-Yo
- You Call Paul
- Young at Heart Art