Buckaroo Banzai Name Generator
Lectroid Johns, band handles and deadpan projects
Generate names in the style of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension: Lectroid Johns like John Wet Paint and John Thirty Percent, band handles like Reasonable Dennis and Tulsa Oklahoma, plus radio handles, deadpan companies and project names. An unofficial fan page.
About Buckaroo Banzai names
In The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984), every alien from Planet 10 goes by John. The film's Lectroids answer to John Bigbooté, John Whorfin, John Ya Ya and John Smallberries, and the joke is the surname: ordinary English picked up by someone who did not know what it was for. Almost half of this list keeps that rule. Some Johns take a household object (John Garden Hose), some a food (John Cold Gravy), some a sign or a form field (John Wet Paint, John Date of Birth), some a measurement (John Thirty Percent), and some a common American surname that came out slightly wrong (John Johnsonson).
The rest covers the human side of the film. Buckaroo's band, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, uses handles such as Perfect Tommy, Reno Nevada, New Jersey and Rawhide, so the list has adjective handles (Reasonable Dennis), place handles (Tulsa Oklahoma) and trail words (Hardtack). There are also radio handles for volunteer irregulars, deadpan companies and institutes, project and operation names, gadgets, rival band names and two-word hero names.
This is an unofficial fan page with no affiliation to the film or its rights holders. Eleven names come from the film and are listed in the FAQ. The rest are new names in its style, not canon.
How to choose Buckaroo Banzai names
- For a Lectroid, pick the surname that sounds most like something read off a wall. John Wet Paint, John Mind the Gap and John Parking Validation work because nobody would choose them on purpose.
- Read the names as a roll call. The Johns are funniest in a row, so for a group of aliens take surnames from different styles: one food, one sign, one measurement and one wrong surname.
- For band members, mix an adjective handle, a place handle and a trail word (Punctual Ray, Boise Idaho, Latigo) so no two players sound alike.
- Give the radio handles to volunteers and background characters in a tabletop game. Porch Light and Night Desk are short enough to say over a walkie-talkie.
- For anything you publish, build on the new names rather than the eleven film names, and do your own checks before you use a name commercially.
Frequently asked questions
What are the Lectroid names in Buckaroo Banzai?
Every Lectroid in the film uses the first name John, with a surname that is sometimes odd and sometimes perfectly ordinary. Seven film names are on this list: John Bigbooté, John Whorfin, John Ya Ya, John Smallberries, John Parker, John Emdall and John O'Connor. Every other John here, such as John Lukewarm and John Halfladder, is a new name in the same style.
Which names on this list come from the film?
Eleven: John Bigbooté, John Whorfin, John Ya Ya, John Smallberries, John Parker, John Emdall, John O'Connor, Perfect Tommy, Reno Nevada, New Jersey and Rawhide. They are here as style anchors for fan works. This page is unofficial and is not affiliated with the film or its rights holders.
How do I make my own Lectroid name?
Start with John, then add ordinary English that was never meant to be a surname: a sign, a pantry item, a form field or a measurement. John Exact Change, John Mashed Potato and John Fiscal Year all follow the rule. Skip real surnames, which can land on a famous John by accident.
What are the names without John for?
They cover the human side of the story: band handles like Punctual Ray and Boise Idaho, radio handles like Porch Light, deadpan companies like Consolidated Thrust & Gasket, and project names like Operation Mild Concern. Use them for player characters, teams and props in a pulp adventure game.
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All 1,000 Buckaroo Banzai names
A: 12 names
- Academy of Useful Sciences
- Accurate Ginny
- Admirable Chuck
- Afterburner Coupe
- Allied Nozzle of Trenton
- Amalgamated Vacuum Tube
- Amarillo Texas
- Ample Leroy
- Amplifier Altimeter
- Antenna Annie
- Arroyo
- Attenuation Overdriver
B: 38 names
- Back Room Wind Tunnel
- Backyard Six
- Badlands
- Bandana
- Bandit Ignition
- Bandstand Physics Seminar
- Bangor Maine
- Barbwire
- Basement Base
- Bayonne Flux & Supply
- Bedrock Ticket Booth
- Bedroll
- Belt Radio
- Bend Oregon
- Bike Patrol Billy
- Biloxi Mississippi
- Blue Ribbon Bev
- Boardwalk Radar Repair
- Boise Idaho
- Bolo Tie Microphone
- Bonneville Brake Supply
- Boot Heel Compass
- Bootjack
- Bowling Alley Base
- Box Canyon
- Brainwave Jukebox
- Breaker Barb
- Brisk Winnie
- Bronco Eureka
- Buckboard
- Buckshot Bonanza
- Buckskin
- Bugle Beacon
- Bunkhouse
- Bunkmate Bon Voyage
- Bureau of Unlikely Events
- Bus Stop Betty
- Butte Montana
C: 45 names
- Cactus Flats Proving Ground
- Canteen
- Canvas
- Capable June
- Card Carrier
- Case of the Solid Mountain
- Cattle Guard
- Cedar Street Brain Trust
- Center for Advanced Tinkering
- Certified Larry
- Channel Nine
- Chaparral
- Chattanooga Tennessee
- Chillicothe
- Chuckwagon
- Cinch
- Coax Cal
- Codeword Cafeteria
- Codeword Gymnasium
- Codeword Parsley
- Codeword Thermos
- Codeword Watermelon
C, continued
- Coffeepot
- Committee for Going Through Walls
- Composed Elaine
- Consistently Fine Paula
- Consolidated Thrust & Gasket
- Continental Sprocket & Pulley
- Contingency Blue Pencil
- Contingency Dead Battery
- Contingency Spare Guitar
- Contingency Wet Umbrella
- Cookhouse Charge
- Corral
- Correct Stanley
- Correspondence College of Rocketry
- Cottonwood
- Coulee
- Council on Solid Matter
- Courteous Lyle
- Cowhand Eject
- Cowpoke Kaboom
- Crisp Leon
- Crossing Guard
- Cucamonga
D: 28 names
- Dapper Lonnie
- Decoder Ring
- Deluxe Bobby
- Den Mother
- Denim
- Department of Sideways Research
- Dependable Fuselage, Incorporated
- Dependable Ruth
- Deputy Gadzooks
- Dial Tone
- Diligent Rosa
- Dimension Door Knob
- Dimension Slide Rule
- Directive Plain Envelope
- Directive Short Straw
- Discount Cyclotron Warehouse
- Double Checked Nora
- Dover Delaware
- Drawbridge
- Drifter Dynamite
- Drive-In Actual
- Drover Tally-Ho
- Drumstick Antenna
- Dry Creek
- Dry Lake Test Range
- Dubuque Iowa
- Duluth Minnesota
- Dusty Touchdown
E: 9 names
- Efficient Clarence
- Electro-Goggles
- Electron Ladle
- Even Keel Curt
- Exact Louie
- Exemplary Gail
- Exercise Calm Voice
- Exercise Fire Drill
- Exercise Steady Hand
F: 20 names
- Faculty Lounge of Tomorrow
- Family Owned Particle Beam
- Fan Club President
- Fargo North Dakota
- Federated Sprocket Works
- File Forty Two Stroke Nine
- File Under Sundries
- Fire Lookout
- First Rate Glenda
- Five by Five Fran
- Flannel
- Flashlight Freddy
- Flatiron
- Flawless Eddie
- Fluctuation Upswinger
- Foreman Ahoy
- Foundation for Reasonable Experiments
- Four Corners
- Fresno California
- Fully Licensed Bruce
G: 18 names
- Garden State Rocket & Muffler
- General Purpose Electronics
- Glovebox Teletype
- Gracious Opal
- Grade A Lester
- Grain Elevator
- Granite Shortcut
- Greasewood
- Great Lakes Resonator Company
- Greater Akron
- Greater Newark Telemetry
- Greenhorn Hooray
- Guild of Licensed Polymaths
- Guitar Case Receiver
- Gulch
- Gulf Coast Heat Shield
- Gunnysack
- Gunsmoke Gesundheit
H: 14 names
- Hackamore
- Hackensack
- Half Pint
- Hall Monitor
- Ham Shack Hal
- Hardtack
- Harmonic Sideshifter
- Hartford Connecticut
- Hatband Homing Signal
- High Desert Sled Track
- Hitching Post
- Homestead Jackpot
- Honorary Member
- Hudson County Antimatter Cooperative
I: 13 names
- Ice Cream Truck
- Ideal Wanda
- Immaculate Carl
- Impeccable Dot
- Induction Overlapper
- Inertial Crosswinder
- Initiative Clear Aisle
- Initiative Fresh Batteries
- Initiative Half Tank
- Inland Empire
- Intermediate Dynamics Corporation
- Interstate Capacitor Exchange
- Ionization Wraparound
J: 454 names
- Jet Pickup
- John Account Balance
- John Addendum
- John Adequate
- John Alarm Clock
- John Allenwrench
- John Almanac
- John Almost There
- John Also John
- John Ambrosia
- John Ampersand
- John Andersonly
- John Applesauce
- John Approximately
- John Arnie
- John Ask Inside
- John Assorted
- John Asterisk
- John At the Beep
- John Authorized Personnel
- John Average
- John Awning
- John Back in Five Minutes
- John Baileywick
- John Bakery
- John Baking Soda
- John Ballpark Figure
- John Barnesdoor
- John Barometric Pressure
- John Bath Towel
- John Batteries Not Included
- John Bellhop
- John Bennettsworth
- John Best Before
- John Bigbooté
- John Biweekly
- John Blue Plate Special
J, continued
- John Bottle Cap
- John Bowling Trophy
- John Breezeway
- John Bridge Freezes First
- John Briefcase
- John Brochure
- John Brooksby
- John Brownish
- John Bud
- John Bulk Rate
- John Bushel
- John Butter Dish
- John Butterscotch
- John By Appointment
- John Camp Stove
- John Campbellton
- John Canned Peaches
- John Carbon Copy
- John Carburetor
- John Card Table
- John Cardigan
- John Carpentry
- John Carport
- John Ceiling Fan
- John Celery Stick
- John Central Heating
- John Chance of Drizzle
- John Chicken Broth
- John Circa
- John Clam Chowder
- John Clipboard
- John Closed Mondays
- John Clothes Pin
- John Club Sandwich
- John Clyde
- John Coat Hanger
- John Coffee Filter
- John Colander
J, continued
- John Cold Gravy
- John Cole Slaw
- John Compact Cars
- John Condensed Milk
- John Contents May Settle
- John Conveyor
- John Cookery
- John Cookie Tin
- John Cooperate
- John Corduroy
- John Corkscrew
- John Corrugated
- John Cottage Cheese
- John Couch Cushion
- John Country of Origin
- John Coxswain
- John Creamed Corn
- John Crosswalk
- John Cubic Yard
- John Cummerbund
- John Current Resident
- John Date of Birth
- John Davisson
- John Daylight Savings
- John Daytime Phone
- John Decaf
- John Decimal
- John Default
- John Dependents
- John Detour Ahead
- John Dial Nine
- John Dinner Roll
- John Direct Deposit
- John Ditto
- John Dividend
- John Do Not Bend
- John Door Stop
- John Doug
J, continued
- John Dry Erase
- John Dumbwaiter
- John Dust Pan
- John Eastern Seaboard
- John Edwardian
- John Egg Salad
- John Elevator Inspection
- John Elmer
- John Emdall
- John Emergency Contact
- John Employees Only
- John Enclosure
- John Ernie
- John Escalator
- John Escrow
- John Estimated
- John Etcetera
- John Evansville
- John Exact Change
- John Expense Report
- John Extension Cord
- John Fasten Seatbelt
- John Fence Post
- John Fig Bar
- John Fiscal Year
- John Flange
- John Fluid Ounce
- John Forklift
- John Formerly Dave
- John Fortnight
- John Forty Watt
- John Fosterly
- John Fragile
- John Fruit Cocktail
- John Fudge Ripple
- John Galoshes
- John Garage Remote
- John Garden Hose
J, continued
- John Gas Food Lodging
- John Gazebo
- John Gelatin Mold
- John General
- John Generic
- John Gerald
- John Ginger Snap
- John Glove Compartment
- John Golf Umbrella
- John Graham Cracker
- John Grayscale
- John Greenery
- John Grommet
- John Gross Income
- John Ground Shipping
- John Gus
- John Half and Half
- John Halfladder
- John Handle With Care
- John Hash Browns
- John Hat Rack
- John Hedge Trimmer
- John Help Wanted
- John Hendersonville
- John Hillock
- John Hole Punch
- John Honorable Mention
- John Hunterer
- John Hyphen
- John Ice Tray
- John Iceberg Lettuce
- John Incomplete
- John Insert Tab A
- John Intermission
- John Interoffice Envelope
- John Inventory
- John Invoice
- John Ironing Board
J, continued
- John Irv
- John Itemized Receipt
- John Jacksonian
- John Johnsonson
- John Jonesworth
- John Jumper Cables
- John Keep Off the Grass
- John Keith
- John Kevin
- John Kingsize
- John Lamp Shade
- John Lane Ends
- John Laundry Hamper
- John Lawn Chair
- John Layaway
- John Leaf Blower
- John Learner Permit
- John Ledger
- John Lemon Square
- John Letter Slot
- John Lewisham
- John Lift Here
- John Light Switch
- John Likewise
- John Lima Bean
- John Linoleum
- John Loading Zone
- John Local
- John Longish
- John Lost and Found
- John Low Clearance
- John Lukewarm
- John Lunch Pail
- John Macaroni
- John Mailing Address
- John Maple Syrup
- John Marital Status
- John Marmalade
J, continued
- John Martinsdale
- John Marv
- John Mashed Potato
- John Masonry
- John Matinee
- John Meatloaf
- John Medium Rare
- John Melba Toast
- John Membership Renewal
- John Memo Pad
- John Merge Left
- John Merle
- John Metric Ton
- John Mezzanine
- John Middle Initial
- John Midpoint
- John Midway
- John Midweek
- John Mild Cheddar
- John Mileage Log
- John Millerer
- John Mind the Gap
- John Minimum Payment
- John Miscellaneous
- John Mitch
- John Moderate
- John Mooreover
- John More or Less
- John Morganic
- John Motion Carried
- John Mud Flap
- John Murphyson
- John Napkin Holder
- John Nearby
- John Nearest Dollar
- John Neil
- John Neutral
J, continued
- John Newsletter
- John Night Stand
- John No Refunds
- John Noonish
- John Norbert
- John Normal
- John Not Steve
- John Not to Scale
- John Notary Public
- John Now Hiring
- John O'Connor
- John Oatmeal Raisin
- John Odometer
- John Office Use
- John Offramp
- John Old Business
- John One Fits All
- John Onion Dip
- John Ordinary
- John Out of Order
- John Oven Mitt
- John Overnight
- John Overpass
- John Paid in Full
- John Pallet
- John Pancake Mix
- John Paper Weight
- John Paragraph
- John Parenthesis
- John Parker
- John Parking Validation
- John Parsnip
- John Partly Cloudy
- John Past Due
- John Pattersonby
- John Pay Stub
- John Pencil Sharpener
- John Pending
J, continued
- John Pepper Mill
- John Per Annum
- John Performance Review
- John Perrywinkle
- John Petersonian
- John Petty Cash
- John Picnic Basket
- John Place of Issue
- John Please Take a Number
- John Point of Information
- John Polyester
- John Porterhouse
- John Pot Roast
- John Powdered Sugar
- John Powellton
- John Pricetag
- John Print Clearly
- John Pro Rata
- John Probably Greg
- John Proof of Purchase
- John Push to Exit
- John Quarter To
- John Quorum
- John Rain Gutter
- John Rebate Coupon
- John Recess
- John Refrigerate After Opening
- John Regular
- John Return Policy
- John Rhubarb
- John Rice Pudding
- John Richardsonson
- John Ring Bell for Service
- John Robinsonian
- John Room Temperature
- John Root Beer Float
- John Rossington
- John Roughly Eleven
J, continued
- John Roundabout
- John Rounded Up
- John Rubber Band
- John Russellton
- John Rutabaga
- John Sales Tax
- John Saltine
- John Sandersen
- John Scattered Flurries
- John Scenic Overlook
- John Scottsdale
- John Screen Porch
- John Sea Level
- John Second Notice
- John See Reverse
- John Semiannual
- John Seventy Degrees
- John Several Dozen
- John Shake Well
- John Shelf Life
- John Shepherdly
- John Shoe Horn
- John Shopping Cart
- John Shortbread
- John Shower Curtain
- John Sick Leave
- John Sid
- John Single File
- John Six to Eight Weeks
- John Slippery When Damp
- John Smallberries
- John Smallprint
- John Snow Tire
- John Sold Separately
- John Solenoid
- John Some Assembly Required
- John Sorry We Missed You
- John Soup of the Day
J, continued
- John Spare Key
- John Spatula
- John Speed Bump
- John Standard Deduction
- John Stapler
- John Stewartship
- John Store Credit
- John Storm Window
- John Stu
- John Subtotal
- John Succotash
- John Suggestion Box
- John Sunroof
- John Surcharge
- John Suspenders
- John Syllabus
- John Tailgate
- John Tape Measure
- John Tapioca
- John Tayloring
- John Tea Cozy
- John Tear Along Dotted Line
- John Teaspoon
- John Tennis Racket
- John Thesaurus
- John Thirty Percent
- John This Side Up
- John Thompsonton
- John Throw Pillow
- John Time Sheet
- John Tollbooth
- John Trailer Hitch
- John Trellis
- John Triplicate
- John Trivet
- John Truck Route
- John Tuesday Afternoon
- John Tuna Casserole
J, continued
- John Turnover
- John Turnstile
- John Twelve Volt
- John Two Hour Limit
- John Typical
- John Under New Management
- John Unleaded
- John Vanilla Wafer
- John Various
- John Vestibule
- John Visitor Lot
- John Void Where Prohibited
- John Waffle Batter
- John Walt
- John Wardrobe
- John Washer
- John Watch Your Step
- John Watsonville
- John Weekday
- John Welcome Mat
- John Wendell
- John Wet Paint
- John While Supplies Last
- John White Bread
- John Whorfin
- John Williamsby
- John Wilsonville
- John Windbreaker
- John Windshield Wiper
- John Wrightly
- John Ya Ya
- John Yield
- John Youngest
- John Zip Code
- John Zoning Variance
- Joplin Missouri
- Juneau Alaska
- Junior Deputy
K: 5 names
- Kalamazoo Michigan
- Kerosene
- Kickstand
- Kitchen Table Command
- Kokomo Indiana
L: 20 names
- Laboratory Nine, East Annex
- Lake Erie
- Lantern
- Lapel Scrambler
- Laramie Wyoming
- Lariat
- Lasso Bullseye
- Late Shift Louise
- Latigo
- Laundromat Lookout
- League of Weekend Physicists
- Library Lookout
- Lighthouse Keeper
- Limber Felix
- Line Shack
- Lodgepole
- Long Island
- Longrider Lookout
- Loud and Clear Lou
- Lunchbox
M: 25 names
- Macon Georgia
- Magnetic Bandstand
- Marshal Zounds
- Matter Zipper
- Maverick Bravo
- Meadowlands Launch Services
- Mesquite
- Metronome Detonator
- Mid-Atlantic Gyroscope Rental
- Midwest Oscillator Supply
- Milk Run
- Minivan
- Mint Condition Roy
- Mission Borrowed Van
- Mission Last Encore
- Mission Tight Schedule
- Mobile Alabama
- Mobile Unit Seven
- Modest Rocket Laboratories
- Modulation Backfeeder
- Mojave Tire and Thrust
- Morse Code Marge
- Mostly Reliable Dale
- Mountain Pass Key
- Mustang Alakazam
N: 10 names
- Nearly Perfect Jimmy
- Neutrino Strainer
- New Jersey
- Nifty Arlo
- Night Desk
- Night School for Test Pilots
- Night Watchman
- Nimble Barney
- Ninth Dimension Road Map
- Notable Phil
O: 25 names
- Objectively Great Sven
- Office of Dimensional Zoning
- Oilskin
- Omaha Nebraska
- Operation Carpool
- Operation Clean Desk
- Operation Double Parked
- Operation Dress Rehearsal
- Operation Front Porch
- Operation Leftovers
- Operation Long Weekend
- Operation Mild Concern
- Operation Polite Knock
- Operation Quiet Car
- Operation Short Notice
- Operation Soft Landing
- Operation Warm Front
- Optimal Judy
- Organized Maureen
- Oscillation Counterweight
- Oshkosh
- Outer Banks
- Outlaw Hurrah
- Outrider Zowie
- Over and Out Otto
P: 57 names
- Paducah Kentucky
- Panhandle
- Paper Route
- Paramus Precision Bearings
- Pardner Encore
- Parking Lot Particle Collider
- Passaic Valley Thermodynamics
- Pawtucket Rhode Island
- Peoria Illinois
- Perfect Tommy
- Phase Comb
- Photon Squeegee
- Pickup Truck Two
- Pinelands Guidance Systems
- Pinto Yeehaw
- Pioneer Wowee
- Plains States Telemetry Bureau
- Plan B Plus
- Plan Nine and a Half
- Plasma Thermos
- Pocket Trumpet Transponder
- Polarization Interleaver
- Polished Rudy
- Porch Light
- Poughkeepsie
- Precession Sidewinder
- Precise Benny
- Premium Sal
P, continued
- Prepared Dwight
- Pristine Walter
- Program Rubber Stamp
- Program Slow Dance
- Project Beige Folder
- Project Brown Envelope
- Project Loose Change
- Project Low Ceiling
- Project Lunch Meeting
- Project Mild Surprise
- Project Overdue Book
- Project Second Opinion
- Project Sensible Shoes
- Project Side Door
- Project Slight Detour
- Project Spare Tire
- Project Tuesday
- Prompt Sheila
- Proper Doris
- Prospector Golly
- Protocol Empty Stage
- Protocol House Lights
- Protocol Second Verse
- Protocol Sound Check
- Protocol Tepid
- Provo Utah
- Pueblo Colorado
- Punctual Ray
- Punxsutawney
Q: 4 names
- Quad Cities
- Quark Tweezers
- Quietly Excellent Lois
- Quirt
R: 25 names
- Radio Check Chet
- Ramjet Hatchback
- Ranger Whammo
- Rawhide
- Reasonable Dennis
- Rec Room Actual
- Reciprocation Underdamper
- Refraction Inverter
- Reliable Ion Company
- Remarkably Even Ted
- Reno Nevada
- Resonance Throughputter
- Rhythm Guitar Research Group
- Riata
- Rimrock
- Roadside Planetarium & Gifts
- Roanoke Virginia
- Rocket Sedan
- Rodeo Voila
- Roger Wilco Wilma
- Rooftop Ronnie
- Rotation Downstepper
- Roundup
- Route Nine Radio Telescope
- Rutland Vermont
S: 60 names
- Saddle Checkmate
- Saddlebag
- Safety Patrol
- Sagebrush
- Salt Pan Speed Trials
- Scenario Flat Tire
- Scenario Missed Exit
- Scenario Unpaid Meter
- Scenario Wrong Dimension
- Schenectady New York
- School Bus Eleven
- School of Practical Astonishment
- Scoutmaster Stan
- Scranton Pennsylvania
- Seamless Mickey
- Second Avenue Jet Parts
- Secret Handshake
- Sensible Orbit Associates
- Sensible Ricky
- Sheboygan Wisconsin
- Sheriff Contact
- Shortstop
- Shortwave Sue
- Shreveport Louisiana
- Sideband Sam
- Sideways Compass
- Sidewinder Skol
- Skillet
- Skip Signal
- Slicker
S, continued
- Slickrock
- Slim Timber
- Slingshot
- Society for Punctual Physics
- Solid Frankie
- Solid Matter Bypass
- Sourdough
- Spare Bedroom Mission Control
- Sparkplug
- Splendid Marty
- Spokane Washington
- Spotless Jerome
- Spurs Liftoff
- Squelch
- Stampede Yippee
- Standard Issue Manufacturing
- Standby Generator
- Static Stella
- Steady Mavis
- Stirrup
- Stock Tank
- Storage Unit Laboratory
- Sunglasses Periscope
- Supersonic Delivery Van
- Supreme Nadine
- Surgeons and Sidemen Local 80
- Suspiciously Calm Ned
- Switchback
- Symmetrical Pete
- Synapse Switchboard
T: 100 names
- Tactful Russ
- Tallahassee Florida
- Tarpaper
- Task Force Cocoa
- Task Force Folding Chair
- Task Force Paperwork
- Task Force Thursday
- Tasteful Monty
- Technically Correct Vern
- Ten Four Thelma
- Tenderfoot Presto
- Test Pilots Benevolent Association
- Tex Gangway
- Texarkana Arkansas
- The Antwerp Accompanists
- The Auckland Amateurs
- The Bombay Brigadiers
- The Brussels Brass
- The Camden Cadets
- The Customs House Combo
- The Dublin Day Shift
- The Duty Free Dozen
- The Eastern Hemisphere Horns
- The Far East Sidecars
- The Free Port Five
- The Geneva Generalists
- The Glasgow Graveyard Shift
- The Great Circle Route
- The Harbor Pilot Quartet
- The Havana Minutemen
- The Hoboken Corsairs
- The Honolulu Highlanders
- The Institute for Applied Curiosity
T, continued
- The International Date Line
- The Jersey City Grenadiers
- The Klondike Carpoolers
- The Kowloon Volunteers
- The Lisbon Privateers
- The Macao Dragoons
- The Manila Musketeers
- The Montreal Moonlighters
- The Newark Outriders
- The Night Ferry Orchestra
- The Ocean Liner Notes
- The Okinawa Hussars
- The Oslo Opening Act
- The Pacific Rim Polymaths
- The Passaic Pathfinders
- The Paterson Ramblers
- The Port of Call Players
- The Rahway Reservists
- The Rangoon Rough Riders
- The Reykjavik Rhythm Section
- The Saigon Serenaders
- The Secaucus Sentinels
- The Shanghai Fusiliers
- The Singapore Lancers
- The South China Sea Swing Band
- The Steamer Trunk Six
- The Sydney Sidemen
- The Tangier Troubadours
- The Trans-Pacific Trio
- The Treaty Port Ten
- The Trenton Regulars
- The Vancouver Vagabonds
- The Vienna Second Violins
T, continued
- The Weehawken Wayfarers
- The Winnipeg Weekenders
- The Yokohama Yeomen
- The Yukon Standbys
- The Zurich Timekeepers
- Thorough Hank
- Thought Typewriter
- Thrifty Donna
- Thrust Wagon
- Tidy Vince
- Tin Cup
- Toledo Ohio
- Toll Plaza
- Top Shelf Teddy
- Tow Truck Terry
- Trail Boss Tada
- Trail Dust
- Trailhand Bingo
- Training Wheels
- Trans-County Bus & Rocket
- Tree Fort One
- Treehouse Actual
- Tri-County Propulsion Supply
- Tri-State Area
- Truck Stop Observatory
- Truck Stop Trudy
- Tucson Arizona
- Tulsa Oklahoma
- Tumbleweed
- Tuning Fork Tracker
- Turbine Station Wagon
- Turbo Tour Bus
- Turnpike Avionics & Bait
- Twin Cities
U: 4 names
- Unflappable Gene
- United Lever and Fulcrum
- Universal Widget of Ohio
- Upper Peninsula
V: 2 names
- Vaquero Cheerio
- Vibration Outrigger
W: 11 names
- Wall Skipper
- Walla Walla
- Washboard
- Water Tower
- Well Rested Midge
- Wheeling West Virginia
- Whipcord
- Wichita Kansas
- Windmill
- Winnemucca
- Wrangler Huzzah