WiFi Name Generator
Funny, clever, and clean network names
Generate WiFi network names (SSIDs) worth broadcasting: router puns, neighbor-trolling classics, pop-culture parodies, and clean names for guest networks and offices. Every name is under the 32-character SSID limit and ready to paste into your router settings.
About WiFi names
A WiFi name (technically the SSID) is one of the few things you broadcast to everyone within about a hundred feet, which is why it became a folk art form. The classic funny WiFi names are puns on networking terms: LAN, ping, router, modem, bandwidth, and WiFi itself get swapped into song titles, movie names, and historical figures (Martin Router King, Abraham Linksys, The LAN Before Time, Pretty Fly for a WiFi). A second family talks to the neighbors: password taunts, noise complaints, and gentle threats like Get Off My LAN. A third pretends to be something suspicious, from FBI Surveillance Van to Free Public WiFi Trust Me, and a fourth borrows fictional companies and locations, so your network becomes Dunder Mifflin Scranton or Overlook Hotel Guest.
A few practical limits shape a good SSID. It can be at most 32 characters, and while spaces and most punctuation are allowed, some older devices, smart TVs, and printers choke on emoji or unusual symbols, so plain ASCII is safest. It is also visible to delivery drivers, guests, and the family next door, so keep the truly rude ones for the guest network you never broadcast.
The list also has clean names for guest networks, offices, and rentals (Bookshop Guest, Hearthside, Homebase 5G) for when you want no joke at all.
How to choose WiFi names
- Stay under 32 characters and stick to plain letters, numbers, and spaces; emoji and unusual symbols can stop older TVs, printers, and smart plugs from connecting.
- Do not put your address, apartment number, or surname in the SSID; a joke that names 4C tells strangers exactly which door has the router.
- If you split 2.4 GHz and 5 GHz bands, use the same joke with a suffix (Skynet 2.4, Skynet 5G) so guests can tell them apart.
- Give the guest network its own clean, obvious name like Lakehouse Guest so visitors do not have to ask, and keep the main network hidden or boring for security.
- Skip names implying you actually are law enforcement or spreading malware if you run a business; customers and landlords do not always get the joke.
Frequently asked questions
How long can a WiFi name be?
An SSID can be up to 32 bytes, which is 32 characters if you use standard letters, numbers, and punctuation. Emoji and accented characters use more bytes and can shorten your limit or break older devices.
Can a funny WiFi name be a security risk?
The name itself does not weaken your encryption, but names that reveal your address, apartment number, surname, or router model make you an easier target. Keep the joke, drop the identifying details, and use WPA2 or WPA3 with a strong password.
Where do I change my WiFi name?
Log into your router's admin page (often 192.168.0.1 or 192.168.1.1) or your ISP's app, find the Wireless or WiFi settings, and edit the SSID field. Every device will need to reconnect after you save.
Are these names free to use?
Yes. WiFi names are not something you register or license, and parodies of shows and companies on a home network are harmless. For a business network, prefer the clean names or your own brand rather than a fictional company.
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All 1,000 WiFi names
A: 43 names
- A LAN Down Under
- A Ping in Time Saves Nine
- A Song of Ice and Firewalls
- A Tale of Two Routers
- Abandon Hope All Ye Who Join
- Abraham Linksys
- Absolute Zero Bars
- Absolutely No Malware
- Access Denied
- Achievement Unlocked WiFi
- Acme Corporation
- AFK Lounge
- Agent Smith's Laptop
- Agrabah Marketplace
- Airplane Mode
- Alien Abduction Waiting Room
- All Nighter Headquarters
- All Roads Lead to Router
- All Your Base Station
- Allowance Paid in Megabytes
- Almost Connected
A, continued
- Alpaca My Laptop
- Alt F4 for Free Speed
- Amity Island Beach Patrol
- Andromeda Next Exit
- Another One Bytes the Dust
- Antenna Whisperer
- Apartment 3B Is Loud
- Apartment 4A Was Here
- Aperture Science
- Aperture Test Chamber
- Apocalypse Download
- Area 51 Guest Network
- Arendelle Ice Palace
- Arkham Asylum Guest
- Ask Dad He Knows
- Ask Karen for Password
- Ask Mom for the Password
- Ask Nicely for Password
- Ask the Dog for Password
- Authentication Failed
- Avengers Tower
- Azkaban No Visitors
B: 75 names
- Baby Got Backup
- Baby Monitor Channel 3
- Baby Sleeping Be Quiet
- Back Patio
- Back to the Router
- Backyard Hens Online
- Bad Bandwidth Rising
- Bad Moon Router
- Bag End Broadband
- Bagel Bytes
- Bakery Visitors
- Bandwidth Bandit
- Bandwidth Hog
- Bandwidth Not Bandaid
- Bandwidth of Brothers
- Bandwidth of Horses
- Bandwidth Together
- Barbershop WiFi
- Bark for Access
- Basecamp
- Basement Dwellers
- Bass Travels Through Walls
- Bat Cave Echo Location
- Bat Signal
- Bates Motel Vacancy
- Battery Low
- Bayside High
- Bayview Rental
- Bear With Me It's Slow
- Beauty and the Beast Mode
- Bedtime Means Bedtime
- Bee Line Broadband
- Beehive Net
- Benjamin FrankLAN
- Bespin Cloud City
- Better Call Tech Support
- Beware of Dog and Router
B, continued
- Beyond the WiFi
- Bigfoot's Cabin
- Bikini Bottom
- Bill Wi the Science Fi
- Binge Watch Bunker
- Bit Bucket
- Black Hole Bandwidth
- Black Mesa Research
- Blame the Lag
- Blinking Green Light
- Blue Door House
- Blue Screen of Death
- Bluth Company
- Bluth's Original Frozen Banana
- Bob's Burgers Guest
- Boba Bandwidth
- Bookshop Guest
- Born in the USB
- Borrow Sugar Not Bandwidth
- Boxes Still Not Unpacked
- Bran's Wireless Vision
- Brave New WiFi
- Breaking Bandwidth
- Bring Beer for Password
- Bring Cookies for WiFi
- Bring Pizza for WiFi
- Bring Snacks Get Password
- Bruce WiFi
- Buffer Wheel of Doom
- Buffering Forever
- Buffy the Bandwidth Slayer
- Burrito Bandwidth
- Buy N Large
- Buy Your Own Internet
- Bye Bye Bytes
- Byte Club
- Byte Me
- Byte Sized Snacks
C: 53 names
- Cabin Fever
- Cable Cutters
- Cable Would Be Faster
- Cafe Guest
- Cake First WiFi Later
- Camelot Round Table
- Camera Off Please
- Can't Touch This Signal
- Caps Lock Is On
- Carbon Based Users Only
- Carrier Pigeon Network
- Casa WiFi
- Cash Only No WiFi
- Castle Black Guest
- Cat Sat on the Router
- Catch Me If You LAN
- Caught You Neighbor
- Central Perk
- Champagne Supernetwork
- Change Default Credentials
- Change Me Later
- Charlotte's World Wide Web
- Cheers WiFi
- Chewbacca Ate My Router
- Chip In First
- Chips and Dip Switches
C, continued
- chmod 777 everything
- Chore Wheel of Fortune
- Chores Then WiFi
- Chum Bucket Free WiFi
- CIA Monitoring Station
- Classroom 12
- Clean Your Room Then Connect
- Click Here for Malware
- Clinic Visitors
- Close Encounters of a LAN Kind
- Close Your Blinds Please
- Coffee Maker Uprising
- Comfortably Numb Connection
- Conference Room A
- Connecting...
- Connection Timed Out
- Controller Is Charging
- Cookies and Cache
- Cord Cutter Central
- Corgi Command Center
- Corner House
- Critical Fail Connection
- Ctrl Alt Delete
- Curb Your Bandwidth
- Curiosity Killed the Connection
- Cyberdyne Systems
- Cybertron Command
D: 46 names
- Dachshund Long Range
- Dad's Fortress of Solitude
- Dad's Old Laptop
- Dagobah Swamp Hotspot
- Daily Bugle Newsroom
- Dances With WiFi
- Dark Matter Detector
- DEA Surveillance
- Death Star Operations
- Default Gateway to Heaven
- Default Network Name
- Definitely Not a Spy
- Definitely Not the Government
- Definitely Not the Neighbors
- Delos Guest Network
- Dharma Initiative
- DHCP Not Included
- Diagon Alley Free WiFi
- Dial M for Modem
- Dial-Up Nostalgia
- Dinner Is Ready Log Off
- Dinosaur Era Modem
- Dishwasher Needs Updates Too
D, continued
- DNS Not Found
- Do Not Disturb
- Do Your Homework First
- Dog Ate the Ethernet Cable
- Don't Look Back in Bandwidth
- Don't Stop Buffering
- Doorbell Has Seen Things
- Dorm Room 5G
- Dothraki Sea Broadband
- Double NAT Double Trouble
- Double R Diner
- Downloading Your Secrets
- Downstairs Mesh
- Downstairs Piano Recital
- Dragonstone 5G
- Drone Control Center
- Drop It Like It's Hotspot
- DROP TABLE guests
- Dropped Packets Only
- Drunken Clam
- Dude Where's My Signal
- Duff Brewery Tours
- Dunder Mifflin Scranton
E: 21 names
- E.T. Phone Hotspot
- Elevator Is Broken Again
- Elm Street
- Emerald City Guest
- Enter at Your Own Risk
- Enter Sandbox
- Enterprise Guest WiFi
- Entertainment 720
- Error 418 I'm a Teapot
- Error 500 Internal WiFi
- Escape from Alcatrouter
- Escape Velocity Not Reached
- Espresso Yourself Elsewhere
- Ethernet Cable Envy
- Ethernet Is Better
- Every Breath You Stream
- Everybody Hertz
- Everybody Loves Routers
- Evil Lair Public Access
- Existential Dread 5G
- Extender in the Hallway
F: 26 names
- Family Room
- Faraday Cage
- Farmhouse Net
- Faster Than Light Sometimes
- FBI Surveillance Van
- Federal Wiretap
- Fellowship of the Ping
- Ferris Bueller's Data Off
- Fetch the Signal
- Finding Nemo's Signal
- Firewall of Fame
- Firewall Street
- Firmware From 2009
- Firmware Update Pending
- Fish and Microchips
- Fixer Upper in Progress
- Forrest Gigabit
- Four Roommates One Bathroom
- Free Public WiFi Trust Me
- Free Virus Download
- Free WiFi Definitely Legit
- Free WiFi Just Kidding
- Free Willy Not Free WiFi
- Fresh Prince of Bandwidth
- Front Desk
- Full Duplex
G: 40 names
- Galactica Actual
- Gallery Visitors
- Gallifrey Citadel
- Game of Phones
- Gangsta's Parabytes
- Garage Door Opens Itself
- Garage Workshop
- Geostationary Guests
- Get Hacked Here
- Get Off My LAN
- Get Your Own Damn WiFi
- Ghost in the Router
- Ghost Network
- Gigabit Wonderland
- Girls Just Wanna Have Fiber
- Git Gud Guest
- git push --force
- Globex Corporation
- Go Away
- Go Home You're Drunk
- Go Play Outside
- Go Your Own LAN
- Goldfish Memory Cache
- Goldilocks and the 3 Bars
- Gone With the WiFi
- Good Boy Network
- Gotham City Free
- Grandma's Interweb
- Grandpa Found the Reset Button
- Grandpa's Interweb
- Green Eggs and LAN
- Greendale Community College
- Greenhouse Net
- Ground Control to Major Lag
- Grounded Means Offline
- Gryffindor Common Room
- Guac Is Extra So Is WiFi
- Guess the Password
- Guest Network
- Guild Hall Uplink
H: 52 names
- Hairball Hotspot
- Half Duplex Half Baked
- Half Life of a Connection
- Hallway Light Stays On
- Hard Mode Household
- Haunted Attic Uplink
- Haunted Router
- Have You Cleared Your Cache
- Have You Tried Rebooting
- Hawkins Lab
- Hearthside
- Heisenberg's Uncertain Signal
- Hello From the Other Subnet
- Helm's Deep Guest
- Henchmen Break Room
- Here Comes the Signal
- Hey Jude Don't Make It Lag
- Hidden Network
- Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo WiFi
- High Latency Zone
- High Ping Low Hopes
- High Score Household
- Highway to Dial
- Hill Valley 1985
- Hint It Rhymes With Orange
- Hit Me Baby One More Ping
H, continued
- Hodor
- Hogsmeade Station
- Hogwarts Guest WiFi
- Home Is Where the WiFi Is
- Home Office
- Home Sweet Hotspot
- Homebase 5G
- Homeland Security Van
- Homer's Odyssey Wireless
- Homework First
- Honey Badger Don't Share
- Honey I Shrunk the Bandwidth
- Honeydukes Sweet Shop
- Honeymoon Phase 5G
- Hooli XYZ
- Host Unreachable
- Hoth Echo Base
- Hotspot Line Bling
- House LANnister
- House Meeting Sunday
- House That Talks Back
- Houston We Have a Signal
- How I Met Your Modem
- Hufflepuff Common Room
- Hydra Guest Network
- Hyrule Castle WiFi
I: 21 names
- I Can See You
- I Know What You Did
- I Want It That LAN
- Ice Cream Truck Stakeout
- Ice Ice Bandwidth
- Infinite Loop Lane
- Initech
- Insert Clever Name Here
- Instant Noodle Network
- International Space Station 2
- Interpol Listening Post
- Introvert Recharge Zone
- IP Freely
- IPv6 or Bust
- IRS Audit Van
- IRS Field Office
- Isengard Free WiFi
- It Hurts When IP
- It Was Lag I Swear
- It Works on My Machine
- It's Dangerous to Go Offline
J: 11 names
- Jabba's Palace Guest
- Jack and the Bandwidth Stalk
- Jam Session Hotspot
- Jedi Council Network
- Jitter Bug
- JJ's Diner
- John Wilkes Bluetooth
- Join If You Dare
- Jurassic Park Guest
- Jurassic Port
- Just a Regular Toaster
K: 14 names
- Keep Calm and Reconnect
- Keep Scrolling
- Keep Walking
- Kernel Panic
- Keylogger Express
- KGB Field Station
- Kids Bedtime Is 8
- King's Landing Free WiFi
- Klingon Empire 5G
- Knock Twice Then Ask
- Knockin' on Heaven's Port
- Kokiri Forest
- Krusty Burger
- Kwik-E-Mart
L: 38 names
- Label Your Food
- Lag Spike Arena
- Lakehouse Guest
- Lakeside Dock
- LAN Ahoy
- LAN Ho!
- LAN of Milk and Honey
- LAN of the Free
- LAN Party Like It's 1999
- LAN Solo
- LANd of Confusion
- Landlord Said No
- Latency Lane
- Latte Latency
- Laundry Room Is Not Storage
- Law and Order SSID
- Layer 8 Problem
- Learn to Park Please
- Legacy Code Museum
- Library Commons
- Library Has Free Internet
- Limited Connectivity
- Live Laugh Lag
- Livin' La Vida Broadband
- Livin' on a Spare Router
- Loading Forever
- Loading...
- localhost
- Loch Ness Monitor
- Lone Wolf Hotspot
- Lord of the Pings
- Los Pollos Hermanos
- Los Santos Free WiFi
- Losing My Connection
- Lost in Subspace
- Lothlorien Treetop Net
- Loud Couple Upstairs
- Lunar Module Uplink
M: 55 names
- MAC and Cheese
- Mail Room Bandits
- Main Quest Postponed
- Malcolm in the Modem
- Malware Delivery Service
- Malware Included Free
- Mamma Mia Here We Buffer Again
- Maple Street Net
- Mars Rover Remote Desktop
- Martin Router King
- Maxwell's Demon Modem
- May the WiFi Be With You
- Mean Median and Modem
- Megabits Not Megabytes
- Megabyte Me
- Memory Leak Lodge
- Men in Blacklist
- Meow Meow Megabits
- Merge Conflict Manor
- Mesh Node Kitchen
- MI6 Safehouse
- Microwave Kills the Signal
- Midgar Sector 7
- Milky Way Rest Stop
- Millennium Falcon WiFi
- Mines of Moria No Signal
- Ministry of Magic
M, continued
- Mission Unpingable
- Mobile Command Unit
- Modem Family
- Modem Romance
- Modem Talking
- Modem Times
- Modem Warfare
- Moe's Tavern
- Mom Said One More Game
- Mom Use This One
- Mom's Friendly Robot Company
- Mom's Phone Hotspot
- Mom's Rules Mom's Router
- Monday Again Somehow
- Monk's Cafe
- Monsters Inc Scare Floor
- Mooching Is Not a Plan
- Mordor VPN
- Morse Code Only
- Mos Eisley Cantina
- Mothership Uplink
- Mount Doom Hotspot
- Mountain Rental 5G
- Move Along Nothing Here
- Mow Your Lawn Already
- Much Ado About Buffering
- Mushroom Kingdom 5G
- My Other Router Is a Mainframe
N: 44 names
- Nacho WiFi
- Nakatomi Plaza
- Nana's Facebook Machine
- Narnia Wardrobe Uplink
- NAT a Problem
- Natural 20 Signal
- Neighborhood Watch HQ
- Neighborhood Wi-Fight Club
- Neighbors Are Watching
- Network Not Found
- Network Two Electric Boogaloo
- Never Gonna Give You WiFi
- New House Who Dis
- Newlyweds Network
- Nice Karaoke Last Night
- Nice Try Neighbor
- Nine Lives Nine Devices
- No Chores No WiFi
- No Country for Old Modems
- No Internet Access
- No LAN's Land
- No Password Needed Lol
N, continued
- No Place Like 127.0.0.1
- No Scrubs No Subs No Streaming
- No Signal
- No Thoughts Just Signal
- No WiFi Until Chores
- Noob Friendly Network
- Nope Not This One
- Northside Guest
- Not a Honeypot
- Not a Phishing Network
- Not Available in Your Region
- Not Free WiFi
- Not Haunted Probably
- Not the Guy in 2B
- Not the Neighbor's WiFi
- Not Your WiFi
- Not Yours Either
- Nothing Suspicious Here
- Nothing to See Here
- NSA Listening Post
- Nuka-Cola Wireless
- Null Pointer Exception
O: 20 names
- Obi-LAN Kenobi
- Obtaining IP Address
- Occam's Router
- Occupy WiFi
- Of Mice and Modems
- Office Guest
- Old Router in the Closet
- Once Upon a Ping
- One Bar Wonder
- One Does Not Simply Log On
- Only for People Who Call Mom
- Optimus Prime WiFi
- Orbiting Teapot
- Orchard House Guest
- Oscorp Industries
- Out of Range
- Out of Service
- Overlook Hotel Guest
- Owl Be Online Late
- Ozymandias Guest
P: 71 names
- Packet Loss Palace
- Packet Loss Speedrun
- Packet Rat
- Packet Sniffer
- Paddy's Pub
- Pallet Town Free WiFi
- Pancake Stack Protocol
- Panem Capitol
- Paper Jam in Tray 2
- Parks and Reconnection
- Parrot Repeats the Password
- Particle Accelerator Lobby
- Password Changes Weekly
- Password Is 12 Random Words
- Password Is 1234
- Password Is 8 Characters
- Password Is Gullible
- Password Is in the Mailbox
- Password Is on the Fridge
- Password Is Taco Tuesday
- Password Is the Cat's Name
- Password Is the Wedding Date
- Password Is Under the Mat
- Password Is Your Name Backward
- Password Written on Router
- Pause Is Not an Option Mom
- Pawnee Parks Department
- Paws Off My WiFi
- Pay for Your Own WiFi
- PEBKAC Support Line
- Perfectly Normal Network
- Permission Denied
- Peter Pan's Neverland WiFi
- Pi Is Exactly 3
- Pick Up After Your Dog
P, continued
- Pie Fi
- Pied Piper
- ping -t forever
- Ping 999
- Ping Floyd
- Ping Fu Fighters
- Ping Kong
- Ping Me Maybe
- Ping Me Up Scotty
- Ping Pong Champion
- Ping's Landing
- Pingdom Come
- Pingerella
- Pings of Sorrow
- Pizza Planet
- Planet Express Delivery
- Planet of the Apps
- Platform 9 and 3/4
- Please Insert Coin
- Please Wait...
- Point Place Basement
- Police Surveillance Van 2
- Poltergeist Wireless
- Porch Light
- Port 80 Lemonade Stand
- Port Forwarding Address
- Pottery Studio Guest
- Powered by Hamster Wheel
- Press Start to Connect
- Prestige Worldwide
- Pretty Fly for a WiFi
- Pride and Packet Loss
- Princess Is in Another Castle
- Printer of Broken Dreams
- Pug Life Wireless
- Purrfect Connection
Q: 5 names
- Quack Overflow
- Quahog Free WiFi
- Quantum Entangled Devices
- Quiet During Finals
- Quiet Hours Start at 10
R: 44 names
- Raccoon City PD
- Rage Quit Residence
- Raid Night Do Not Disturb
- Raiders of the Lost Packet
- Ramen and Regrets
- Ramen Budget Broadband
- Ransomware Buffet
- Rapture Underwater WiFi
- Rebel Alliance Network
- Rebel WiFi Out
- Reboot and Pray
- Reception WiFi
- Reconnecting...
- Recycling Goes Out Thursday
- Red Barn Net
- Remote Is Under the Cushion
- Rent Is Due Friday
- Return My Casserole Dish
- Return My Lawnmower
- Return of the Router
- Rice Cooker Cloud Services
- Rick's Cafe
R, continued
- Rise of the Appliances
- Rivendell Broadband
- rm -rf neighbors
- Robot Vacuum Escaped Again
- Rome Wasn't Built on Dial-Up
- Room 237
- Room of Requirement
- Roommates Owe Rent
- Root Access Granted
- Router Cop
- Router I Barely Know Her
- Router Name Goes Here
- Router Overheating
- Router Ranger
- Router Rooter
- Router Skelter
- Router Than Thou
- Router? I Hardly Know Her
- Routers of Rohan
- Rubber Banding Again
- Rural Internet Blues
- Rydell High
S: 95 names
- S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier
- Salon Visitors
- Saving Private Network
- Say Please First
- Scanning for Networks
- Schrodinger's Cat Is Online
- Schrute Farms Beets
- Screeching Modem Sounds
- Screen Time Is Over
- Seance in Progress
- Searching...
- Seaside Suite
- Second Breakfast Bandwidth
- Second Floor Says Hi
- Security Deposit Gone
- Segfault
- SELECT * FROM neighbors
- Self Aware Blender
- Send Help and Snacks
- Sentient Toaster
- Serenity Shipboard WiFi
- Series of Tubes
- Server Not Responding
- Shake It Offline
- Sherlock Homes Network
- Sherwood Forest Outlaws
- Should I Stream or Should I Go
- Shovel Your Sidewalk
- Side Quest Headquarters
- Signal and Sensibility
- Signal Lost
S, continued
- Signal Strength Zero
- Silence of the LANs
- Silent Hill Guest
- Silent Ping
- Sith Happens Wireless
- Sixty Bandwidths
- Skynet 2.4
- Skynet 5G
- Skynet Global Defense
- Sloth Speed Ahead
- Slow As Molasses
- Slow Cooker Slower Internet
- Slower Than Dial-Up
- Slower Than Your Ex
- Slytherin Guest Network
- Smart Bulb Dumb House
- Smart Fridge Do Not Join
- Smart Toilet Do Not Ask
- Smells Like Teen Signal
- Smile You're on Doorbell Cam
- Smoke Detector Needs a Battery
- Smoke Signals
- Snack Drawer Access
- Snail Mail Speed
- Snow White and the 7 Pings
- Someone Took My Dryer Sheets
- Something Lives in the Modem
- Sorry About the Tuba
- Sourdough Starter Network
- South Park Elementary
- Spam Spam Eggs and Spam
- Speed of Light Minus a Lot
S, continued
- Speed Test Says Ouch
- Split the Bill and We Talk
- Springfield Elementary
- Springfield Nuclear Plant
- Spy Satellite Downlink
- Squirrels Chewed the Line
- ssh into my heart
- Staff Only
- Stairway to Ethernet
- Stakeout in Progress
- Starfleet Command
- Stargate Command
- Stark Industries
- Stars Hollow Gazebo
- Static IP Dynamic Personality
- Sterling Cooper
- Still Buffering
- Still Thinking of a Name
- Stop Feeding the Raccoons
- Stop Slamming Doors
- Stop Stealing My WiFi
- Stop Using My WiFi
- Stranger Pings
- Studio Clients
- Subnet Mask On
- sudo make me a sandwich
- Sunnydale High
- Sunnyside Daycare
- Supervillain Headquarters
- Suspicious Neighbor Van
- Sweet Child O' Modem
- Sweet Home Alabandwidth
T: 133 names
- T-Rex Short Range
- Taco Bout Fast
- Take On Mesh
- Take Your Trash Out
- Taproom Visitors
- TARDIS Wireless
- Tasting Room
- Tatooine Free WiFi
- Tavern of the Laggy Dragon
- TCP Handshake Club
- Tea Time Tethering
- Team Rocket HQ
- Technical Debt Collectors
- Teenager Zone
- Telegraph Office
- Tell My WiFi Love Her
- Temporarily Unavailable
- Terabyte Tavern
- Thanks for Nothing 4C
- That '70s WiFi
- That's My Parking Spot
- The Android's Dungeon
- The Attic
- The Bad Place
- The Bandwidth Before Christmas
- The Batcave
- The Big Bang Router
- The Cake Is a LAN
- The Cat Pays the Bill
- The Cat Unplugged It
- The Catcher in the WiFi
- The Citadel
- The Cloud
T, continued
- The Continental
- The Daily Planet
- The Dark Side of WiFi
- The Dog Knows the Password
- The Drummer Lives Upstairs
- The Fast and the Ethernet
- The Fourth Floor Legends
- The Fridge Is Listening
- The Ghost of WiFi Past
- The Good Place
- The Good the Bad and the Laggy
- The Great Firewall
- The Grid Arcade
- The Hedge Is on My Side
- The Hunt for Red Hotspot
- The Internet of Things
- The Kids Are Grounded
- The Kids' Table
- The Krusty Krab
- The Lag Is Real
- The LAN Before Time
- The LANdlord
- The Latency
- The Leaky Cauldron
- The Lion Ping
- The Little Modem
- The Loft
- The Mesh Prince of Bel-Air
- The Milk Was Mine
- The Neighbor Who Waves
- The Nook
- The Nostromo
- The Old LAN and the Sea
T, continued
- The Other Router
- The Passphrase Is a Sonnet
- The Password Costs 5 Dollars
- The Password Is Not Password
- The Password Is Password
- The Ping Is a Lie
- The Ping of Kings
- The Printer Is Offline Again
- The Promised LAN
- The Regal Beagle
- The Router of All Evil
- The Shire Fibre
- The Sound of Silent Routers
- The Three Little Pings
- The Truth Is Out There
- The Two Routers
- The Upside Down
- The Very Hungry Router
- The Walking Disconnected
- The WiFi Awakens
- The WiFi Whisperer
- The Wire Less
- The Wizard of Ohms
- The Workshop
- Thermostat Has Opinions
- Thesis Due Tomorrow
- Thin Walls Thick Skin
- This Is Not Free
- This LAN Is My LAN
- This Meeting Was an Email
- This Network Is Cursed
- Three Guesses Left
- Three Way Handshake
T, continued
- Throttle Me Softly
- Throttled Dreams
- Thunderstruck by Lag
- Tin Can Telephone
- Tinfoil Hat Society
- To Kill a Mockingbyte
- Toast Notification
- Token Ring Leader
- Too Many Smart Plugs
- Top Secret Do Not Join
- Torchwood Institute
- Tortoise Beats the Download
- Total Eclipse of the Hotspot
- Totally a Pizza Truck
- Totally Legit WiFi
- Totally Not a Virus
- Traceroute to Nowhere
- Trampoline Curfew 9pm
- Treats for Bandwidth
- Treehouse Net
- Trojan Horse Express
- Trust Me I'm a Network
- Try the Coffee Shop Instead
- Turing Test Failed
- Turn Down the Music
- Turn It Off and On Again
- Turn Off the WiFi Mom
- Turtle Speed Internet
- Twelve Angry Modems
- Twin Peaks Sheriff's Dept
- Twinkle Twinkle Little Bar
- Two Cups and a String
- Two Girls One Router
- Tyrell Corporation
U: 16 names
- U Can't Cache This
- UDP Joke You Might Not Get It
- Umbrella Corporation
- Unable to Connect
- Under Maintenance
- Under Pressure Over Capacity
- Undercover Police Van
- Unicorn Stable Connection
- Unit 12 Rules
- Unknown Device 47
- Unplug It and Wait 30
- Untitled Network
- Untrusted Network
- Update Required
- Upstairs Den
- Uptown Funk Downtown Lag
V: 10 names
- Vacuum at 6am Again?
- Vacuum Mapping Your House
- Vandelay Industries
- Vault 111
- Vice City Beach
- Vineyard Cottage
- Virus Distribution Center
- Visitors Welcome
- Volcano Base Uplink
- Vulcan Science Academy
W: 44 names
- Waffle Iron Wireless
- Wakanda 5G
- War and Ping
- Wash the Dishes for WiFi
- Wayne Enterprises
- We Are Never Getting Bars Again
- We Can Hear You
- We Could Not Agree on a Name
- We Heard That
- We Know You Borrowed the Ladder
- We Like Your Garden Gnomes
- We See What You Download
- We Will Block You
- Welcome to the Block
- Welcome to the Jumbo Frame
- Wernham Hogg
- Weyland-Yutani
- Where the Wild Pings Are
- while true do nothing
- Who Let the Dogs Online
- Who You Gonna Ping
- Whose Bike Is in the Hallway
W, continued
- Whose Dishes Are These
- Wi Believe I Can Fi
- Wi Fi Fo Fum
- Wi-Fi Wonka
- Wi-Fight the Inevitable
- Wi-Fries With That
- WiFi So Serious
- Wine Gets You Password
- Winnie the Pooh's LAN
- Winterfell 5G
- Winternet Is Coming
- Wireless Bandit
- Wireless Wire
- With or Without Uplink
- Witness Protection
- Wolf Pack Mesh
- Wolfram and Hart
- Wonder LAN
- Wonka Factory
- Wormhole Shortcut
- Wrong Network Buddy
- Wu-Tang LAN
X: 1 name
- Xavier's School for Gifted
Y: 12 names
- Yell Password for WiFi
- Yellow Brick Road Fibre
- Yer a Wizard Harry Connect
- Yes This Is Dog
- Your Cat Is on My Porch
- Your Dog Poops on My Lawn
- Your Kids Are Loud
- Your Music Is Too Loud
- Your Package Is at My Door
- Your Router Is Slower
- Your Sprinkler Hits My Car
- Your Wind Chimes Must Go
Z: 4 names
- Zero Bars Thirty
- Zion Mainframe
- Zombieland Rules
- Zoomies at 3am