Wes Anderson Name Generator
Deadpan storybook names for dynasties, concierges and scouts
Character names in the deadpan, storybook manner of Wes Anderson's films, from Ignatius Pell-Whitcombe and Mlle. Odile Brandt to Commodore Lyle Abernathy Jr., with a small share of canon names such as Royal Tenenbaum and Steve Zissou.
About Wes Anderson names
The characters in Wes Anderson's films are named as if a very serious child had filled in the forms. A given name from a grandparent's generation sits on a surname that is unusual but entirely believable, and the whole thing is delivered without a wink: Royal Tenenbaum, Raleigh St. Clair, Herman Blume, Augie Steenbeck. Titles do a lot of the work. M. Gustave H. keeps his honorific and loses most of his surname, Scout Master Ward and Captain Sharp are known by rank, and Dmitri Desgoffe-und-Taxis carries a hyphenated family name like a coat of arms.
This list holds 1,000 names. Thirty-nine are canon characters from the films, included as models; the rest are originals in the same manner, such as Ignatius Pell-Whitcombe, Mlle. Odile Brandt and Commodore Lyle Abernathy Jr. They come in more than a dozen strands that are mixed together: faded East Coast dynasties with nicknames and numerals, boarding-school pupils and headmasters, hotel staff, counts and dowagers, sea crews, scouts and small-town officials, provincial French writers and painters, desert stargazers, theater people, tycoons and their fixers, grave children, animal gentlemen, sportsmen, soldiers, monks and petty crooks.
Outside the animal strand, every original is meant to read as a person who could exist, so there are no pun surnames here.
How to choose Wes Anderson names
- Start with a first name from two generations back (Etheline, Thurgood, Hildegard) and pair it with a surname that is rare but real-sounding. If the surname gets a laugh by itself, it belongs to a different kind of story.
- Let the title carry the character. Scout Master, Commodore, Mlle. and Esq. tell the audience how a person wishes to be addressed, and that is often the whole joke.
- Give a family a matching set: one formal name, one clipped nickname in quotation marks and one numeral, as in Laurence "Lolly" Hargreave III.
- For a European hotel or castle, hyphenate two family names or join them with "und", and keep the staff on first-name-and-initial terms: Count Emeric Waldstein-und-Rohr upstairs, M. Anatole B. at the desk.
- Name children as if they were sixty. Mordecai Hume or Florence Adelaide Teague is funnier at age twelve than any cute nickname.
Frequently asked questions
Are these names from Wes Anderson's films?
Thirty-nine of the 1,000 are canon characters, among them Royal Tenenbaum, Max Fischer, Steve Zissou, Suzy Bishop, M. Gustave H. and Zero Moustafa. All the others are original names in the same manner for your own characters, and none of them is claimed to appear in any film.
What makes a character name sound like it belongs in one of these films?
Three things: a slightly archaic given name, a surname that is improbable but could be in a phone book, and a title or suffix used with complete seriousness. Sterling Pruitt-Hale, Headmaster Aldous Pym and Mr. Ambrose Curlew, Esq. all follow that recipe.
Why are Mr. Fox, Boggis, Bunce and Bean not in the list?
Those characters come from Roald Dahl's book Fantastic Mr Fox, which the film adapts, so they are Dahl's names and not part of this naming style. The animal gentlemen here, such as Mr. Cornelius Pelican, Esq. and Coach Pemberton Vole, are originals of other species.
Can I use these names in my own script or story?
The original names are offered as ideas for characters, role-play, school plays and party themes. The canon names belong to their films, so keep those for fan work, and check any name yourself before you publish or sell something under it.
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All 1,000 Wes Anderson names
A: 54 names
- A.F. Montclair
- Abbot Hieronymus
- Achille Bonnefoy
- Acting Coach Ludmilla Voronova
- Adelaide "Addie" Kowalczyk
- Adelaide Frances Novak
- Adjutant Rupert Falk
- Admiral the Spaniel
- Agatha Rose Lindqvist-Bell
- Agnieszka the Pastry Girl
- Aide-de-Camp Rocky Feld
- Alaric von Hardegg-Mühl
- Alderman Jasper Quill
- Alderwoman Hester Greer
- Alfred Z. Kensington
- Alistair Bruce Wainwright
- Alistair Hennessey
- Alma "Comma" Durning
- Alpine Skier Lorenz Gasser
- Amateur Magician Clarence Zane
- Ambassador Reuben Halloran
- Ambrose "Bram" Gillespie
- Ambrose Tillinghast
- Amos "Nickels" Peel
- Anatole V. Sarkis
- Andrzej Kaminski
- Angus "Mayfly" Dalgleish
A, continued
- Ansel "Bucky" Krug
- Ansel Thackeray-Boone
- Anselm B. Lowry
- Anselm von Kettenburg
- Anton the Bellhop
- Antonia "Toni" Blackwood-Shah
- Antwerp Lou
- Apprentice Burglar Dewey
- Arbitrator Hassan Tabrizi
- Archduke Bertold of Kressbach
- Archery Master Mr. Silvestri
- Archibald "Archie" Nakamura-Flynn
- Archibald Theodore Voss
- Army Chaplain Ned Bostwick
- Arnold K. Tso
- Art Thief Monsieur Lacombe
- Arthur Howitzer Jr.
- Atari Kobayashi
- Aubrey Kingsolver
- Auditor Seymour Tisch
- Augie Steenbeck
- Augustine "Gus" Feldspar II
- Augustus "Gus" Trevino
- Aunt Leocadia
- Aunt Philippa Grouse
- Aurélien Désormeaux
- Aviatrix Lorna Sandberg
B: 57 names
- Bagman Tiny Abbott
- Balladeer Monty Reeves
- Balloonist Odette Chambord
- Balthasar Rosenau-und-Glatz
- Bancroft Lindqvist
- Bandleader Mr. Castile
- Bank Clerk Mr. Tibbs
- Barnabas Kettering
- Barnaby Horace Quint
- Baron Detlev Plessen
- Baron Eckhart Wolkenstein
- Baron Ignaz Eichendorf
- Baron Jaromir Lobkowicz-Hahn
- Baron Kuno Rechberg-Thal
- Baron Ottmar von Lindenau
- Baron Tibor Szentgyorgyi
- Baroness Liselotte Arnim-Kessel
- Baroness Mechthild zu Solms
- Baroness Renata Mannsfeld
- Baroness Ulrike Seckendorf
- Baroness Zdenka Halasz-Pfeil
- Barrymore Quayle
- Bartholomew "Buzz" Kessler
- Baxter Ravenhill
- Beatrice "Bea" Holmgren
- Beatrice Olive Sandhu
- Beatrix Lindenhurst
- Bela Szabo
B, continued
- Benedict Aloysius Reilly
- Benoît Marchais
- Bernard "Bunny" Loewe
- Bernard Nwosu
- Bertram "Bertie" Lindgren Jr.
- Bettina Ursula Graff
- Beulah Jean Stark
- Bjorn "Lefty" Stromberg
- Blaise Montagnac
- Blanche Marsham-Holt
- Bobby "Backhand" Feingold
- Bombardier Tadeusz Wilk
- Bosun Olaf Stenmark
- Botanist Harriet Lindenbaum
- Botanist Luther Pruyn
- Bowler Earl "Strikes" Dombrowski
- Boxer Mickey "Ducks" Gilhooly
- Brigadier Fernand Coste
- Brigadier Grover Mapes
- Brother Anselmo
- Brother Emmerich
- Brother Lazarus
- Brother Sixtus
- Brother Theodoric
- Bruno Santangelo-Wolfe
- Buford "Bo" Lacey
- Bugler Chester Okada
- Butler Cuthbert
- Butterfly Collector Maud Epstein
C: 110 names
- Cadet Ludovic Marne
- Cadet Stargazer Elroy Banks
- Calvin R. Tsukamoto
- Cameraman Ivo Petrovic
- Camp Chaplain Father Breen
- Camp Cook Mr. Nakai
- Camp Nurse Dolores Whitt
- Canoe Instructor Jed Marsh
- Captain Evander Tsoukalas
- Captain Lucius Vandercook
- Captain Ptolemy Reyes
- Captain Rex Holloman
- Captain Sharp
- Captain Thorvald Engstrom
- Captain Wendell Throckmorton
- Captain Yusuf Demirci
- Capucine Aumont
- Carlton Weatherby IV
- Cartoonist Hank Vogelsang
- Casimir Oginski-Welt
- Cecil Marlowe-Okoro
- Cecil Yamamoto-Briggs
- Cecily Rutledge-Okafor
- Cedric Stoat, Attorney at Law
- Cellist Hiro Tanizaki
- Census Taker Mr. Blaylock
- Chaplain Silas Northcutt
- Chas Tenenbaum
- Chef Dobromir
- Chef Marcel Poussin
- Chef Marguerite Gosling
- Chess Prodigy Yelena Markova
- Chester Lockridge II
- Chevalier Armand du Vernet
- Chief Inspector Dagobert Renz
- Chief Steward Rajan
C, continued
- Choirmaster Mr. Vesey
- Choreographer Mimi Zabel
- Clarabelle Sinclair-Ojo
- Clarence Hugh Matsuda
- Clarence Updegrove Sr.
- Clémence Tissot-Frey
- Clementine Ashby-Roth
- Clementine Ostrow
- Clementine Ruth Aziz
- Clifford Hazeltine
- Clifton Devereaux III
- Cloister Gardener Brother Jude
- Clothilde Wertheim-und-Sayn
- Clyde Varnum Sr.
- Coach Burt Ziegler
- Coach Pemberton Vole
- Coach Vera Dragomir
- Colette Pruvost
- Colonel Baldric Stenhammar
- Colonel Barnaby Capybara
- Colonel Dutch Hargis
- Commandant Leberecht Holzer
- Commander Orville Stiles
- Commodore Lyle Abernathy Jr.
- Concierge Wenzel Krause
- Conductor Mr. Banerjee
- Constable Everett Tull
- Constable Milan Sedlak
- Constance "Connie" Ibáñez
- Constance Aldergrove
- Consul the Pointer
- Contessa Bianca Malvezzi-Orsi
- Cook Baptiste Morel
- Cook Mrs. Pasternak
- Cordelia "Cordy" Winterton
- Cordelia Anne Fitzroy
- Cordelia Fenwick-Bai
C, continued
- Corinne Delaporte
- Cornelius "Corky" Blanchard
- Cornelius Brandvold IV
- Corporal Anton Jirasek
- Corporal Jimmy Deaver
- Corwin Hadfield III
- Cosette Lambrecht
- Cosmologist Emil Vandross
- Count Aurel Zichy-Palffy
- Count Bohuslav Kinsky-Reuss
- Count Emeric Waldstein-und-Rohr
- Count Florentin Salm-Brandt
- Count Gyula Barkoczy-Lenk
- Count Hyazinth Wolfsegg-Lau
- Count Lothar Bredow-Vogt
- Count Radu Cantemir-Ghika
- Count Sigismund Erdmann
- Count Wenceslas Dubsky
- Countess Henrike Ysenburg-Kraft
- Countess Jadwiga Potulicka
- Countess Ottilie Schaumburg-Hofer
- Countess Thekla von Riedesel
- Countess Valeska Thun-Hagen
- Countess Wilhelmina Strelitz-Marek
- Cousin Anselm Mink
- Cousin Ermengarde
- Cousin Leopoldo
- Cousin Wendell Muskrat
- Cowboy Slim Rawlins
- Critic Leopold Strand
- Croquet Master Aubrey Finlay
- Cub Leader Tom Fairlie
- Cuthbert Lee Hanrahan
- Cyclist Florent Dubuisson
- Cyril O. Mapes
- Cyrus Montefiore
- Cyrus Pennebaker Sr.
D: 71 names
- D.W. Sarkissian
- Dale W. Ripley
- Daphne Crestwood
- Dart Champion Nell Scully
- Dashiell "The Comet" Sandoz-Yu
- Dashiell Moreau
- Deacon the Basset
- Dean Horatio Lumley
- Dean Patricia Holbrook
- Deckhand Mateus Carvalho
- Delphina Okamoto
- Delphine Ashworth-Lowe
- Den Mother Mrs. Laughlin
- Deputy Arlo Fenn
- Deputy Commissioner Halvard
- Deputy Kovacs
- Desmond Achterberg Jr.
- Desmond Earl Truitt
- Desmond Fairlight
- Detective Inspector Roland Quennell
- Dexter Longfellow-Park
- Dignan
- Diner Waitress Flo Marchetta
- Dining-Car Chef Gopal
- Director Hollis Varnay
- Dirk Calloway
- Diving Champion Ingrid Sol
- Dmitri A. Volkov
- Dmitri Desgoffe-und-Taxis
- Doorman Bogdan
- Dorian Pemberthy
- Dorothea "Dot" Mulvaney
- Dorothy Vivian Ashcombe
- Doubles Partner Clive Haverford
- Dowager Adelheid Falkenrath
D, continued
- Dowager Baroness Kunigunde
- Dowager Marchioness Albinia
- Dowager Princess Feodora
- Dr. Augusta Loomis
- Dr. Barnaby Ullman
- Dr. Callum Auchterlonie-Wu
- Dr. Clement Abington
- Dr. Edith Fairweather
- Dr. Ernest Tolliver
- Dr. Eunice Porcupine
- Dr. Evelyn Ashcraft
- Dr. Fenwick Osgood
- Dr. Hildegard Quarles
- Dr. Hortense Nuthatch
- Dr. Ignatz Wertheimer
- Dr. Isadore Lanthier
- Dr. Leopold Newt
- Dr. Lionel Vossberg
- Dr. Lowell Quimby-Ross
- Dr. Margit Solberg
- Dr. Marguerite Solis
- Dr. Marjorie Epps
- Dr. Myron Slotnick
- Dr. Nadine Abplanalp
- Dr. Raoul Etcheverry
- Dr. Rufus Engelhardt
- Dr. Seymour Halberstam
- Dr. Sheldon Achenbach
- Dr. Sigrid Aaltonen
- Dr. Simone Lemur
- Dr. Winifred Oppen
- Dr. Winnifred Hare
- Dragan the Barber
- Dramaturge Felix Rothwell-Baines
- Duchess Carlotta Sforzini
- Dudley Pugh Jr.
E: 44 names
- E.G. Thistlewood
- Earl D. Sipes
- Edith Marjorie Balfour
- Editor Milton Greaves-Hart
- Editor Rupert Kingfisher
- Editor Simone Achard
- Edmund Pargeter III
- Edsel Krantz Jr.
- Edwin P. Mallory
- Egon Schlick-und-Weida
- Eleanor Zissou
- Elevator Boy Tibor
- Elevator Man Virgil
- Eli Cash
- Ellery Vandiver
- Elliott Bainbridge IV
- Ellis Brightman-Shin
- Ellsworth Carmichael II
- Élodie Ferrand
- Elspeth "Compass" Munro
- Emerson Tarkington II
- Emil B. Radke
E, continued
- Emil Hofstadter III
- Emmanuel Kittredge
- Emmett Radcliffe-Stone
- Emory Vanderhoof
- Enid C. Hawksworth
- Ensign Kasimir Blau
- Ensign Tomasz Wrobel
- Envoy Rashid Al-Mansour
- Equestrienne Phoebe Larkspur-Mills
- Estella Vanterpool
- Etheline Tenenbaum
- Eudora Pennington-Shaw
- Eugenia "Gene" Pfeiffer
- Eugenia Faye Rosario
- Eulalie Montferrand
- Eustace P. Nibley
- Evangeline "Evie" Castellanos
- Evangeline Hope Castro
- Evariste Vaillancourt
- Explorer Ferdinand Lamar
- Ezekiel "Zeke" Auerbach
- Ezra Thaddeus Booth
F: 37 names
- Fabrice Loiseau
- Falconer Idris Penhallow
- Family Lawyer Mr. Zeller
- Felix J. Underhill
- Fencing Champion Odile Marceau
- Fencing Tutor Signor Bellini
- Fenella Arbuthnot
- Ferdinand Osterhaus-Lenz
- Ferenc Horvath
- Ferry Captain Duff
- Ferryman Jonah Slocum
- Field Marshal Ottokar Vrana
- Field Scout Lazarus Pike
- Figure Skater Annika Borg
- Fire Chief Burl Hadley
- First Mate Renzo Battaglia
- Fitzgerald "Fitz" Oyelaran
- Fitzroy Calder-Nunez
- Fitzwilliam "Fitz" Suárez
- Fixer Lars Bonnevie
- Florence Adelaide Teague
- Florence May Aldington
- Florimond Baudry
- Floyd Deckard Sr.
- Forrest Hathersage
- Foster Mother Mrs. Dunwoody
- Francine "Frankie" Delacroix
- Francis Whitman
- Franklin Corbett-Ueda Jr.
- Franklin Hoopoe, Bookkeeper
- Frau Annelise Vogl
- Frau Hedwig Ostrowski
- Frau Ilse Hrabal
- Frau Leopoldine Auer
- Frau Rosalinde Maier
- Frau Trude Wimmer
- Frogman Stig Lindstrom-Roy
G: 32 names
- Garrick Dunsany
- Gaston Peyrat
- Gendarme Captain Thibodeau
- Gendarme Rémy Tulard
- General Ambrosius Stahl
- General Buck Tarleton
- Geologist Bruno Haverkamp
- Georgette Pélissier
- Georgiana "Georgie" Baumgartner
- Geraldine Farthing-Lowe
- Gertrude "Trudy" Okoye
- Getaway Driver Butterscotch
- Gideon Harkness
- Gil F. Standish
- Gilbert "Gil" Tannenwald
- Gilda Fontanelle
- Glaciologist Tenzin Dorje
- Gladys Winnifred Poole
- Glider Pilot Hamish Kerr
- Golf Caddy Rufus Odom
- Gordon Q. Fairchild
- Governess Miss Trenchard
- Governor the Sheepdog
- Graf Heribert Tannhof
- Grandfather Aurelio
- Granville Peabody III
- Great-Aunt Wilhelmine
- Gregor Zielinski
- Guitarist Joaquim Tavares
- Gus Tolliver Jr.
- Gwendolyn Iris Park
- Gwendolyn Sackett
H: 48 names
- Handball Champ Sid Lefkowitz
- Harlan J. Peavey
- Harpooner Anders Bjork
- Harriet "Hattie" Morgenthal
- Harriet Beatrix Stone
- Head Counselor Russ Whitfield
- Head Waiter Pavel
- Headmaster Aldous Pym
- Headmistress Agnes Lorimer
- Heiress Mitzi Vandervelde
- Helmsman Kofi Mensah
- Henrietta Lockhart-Vega
- Henrietta Mott-Calder
- Henry Sherman
- Herbsaint Sazerac
- Herman Blume
- Herr Direktor Prochazka
- Herr Egon Lindner
- Herr Franz-Xaver Hubinger
- Herr Gottlieb Seidl
- Herr Konrad Eisler
- Herr Matthias Gruber
- Herr Otto Lechner-Graf
- Herr Rudolf Aschauer
H, continued
- Herr Siegmund Pichler
- Herr Wilhelm Stadler
- Hester Prudence Mallow
- Hobart Finchley
- Hollis R. Bream
- Homer G. Strunk
- Honoré Barbaroux
- Honoria Glendenning
- Horace "Net" Budge
- Horace Bellweather
- Horacio Villalobos-Crane
- Horatio Dean Papadopoulos
- Hortense Mallinckrodt
- Hortensia Bly Wells
- Hot-Air Pilot Rosalba Conti
- Housekeeper Marta Jelinek
- Housekeeper Mrs. Abendroth
- Howard L. Glick
- Hubertus von Sternau-Brück
- Hugh St. John Pettigrew
- Hugo F. Winterbourne
- Humphrey Coyote, Field Agent
- Humphrey Stanhope-Ito
- Hurdler Cassius Monroe-Lindt
I: 17 names
- Ichthyologist Hilda Brandvold
- Ignatius Pell-Whitcombe
- Ignatius Roy Delgado
- Illustrator Dov Perlman
- Imogen L. Ferreira
- Imre Balogh
- Informant Mr. Slezak
- Ingenue Dolly Sorrento
- Inspector Albrecht Nagy
- Inspector Henckels
- Intern Yannis Papadakis
- Irma Luise Stenzel
- Irving "Cloudy" Lunt
- Irving Leopold Nussbaum
- Isabeau Lachapelle
- Isadora "Izzy" Trumbull
- Isolde Blankenburg-und-Roda
J: 29 names
- J.P. Stanwick
- Jack Whitman
- Jane Winslett-Richardson
- Jasper Holbein IV
- Jasper Thorncliffe
- Javelin Thrower Yonas Tessema
- Jean-Loup Marais
- Jockey Paddy Fenwick
- Jonquil St. James
- Josef T. Brandauer
- Josephine "Jo" Vandenberg
- Josephine Ida Marchetti-Lowe
- Judge Haskell Montrose
- Judge Leonora Crabtree
- Julian D. Sokolov
- June Loretta Tolan
- Junior Scout Clifford Ames
- Junior Stargazer Clyde Ramanathan
- Junior Stargazer Dexter Imada
- Junior Stargazer Ginny Halloran
- Junior Stargazer Lucille Baptiste
- Junior Stargazer Mabel Greenspan
- Junior Stargazer Opal Nakashima
- Junior Stargazer Phyllis Yoon
- Junior Stargazer Stanley Okpara
- Junior Stargazer Wilbur Katz
- Juniper Aldrich
- Jurgen "Bubbles" Hauptmann
- Justice of the Peace Hurd
K: 5 names
- Karel Benes
- Katya Sobol
- Kite Champion Wendell Ohara
- Klaus Daimler
- Kurt "Liftoff" Ebersole
L: 53 names
- Ladislav "Ladi" Hruby
- Lady Agnes Featherstonehaugh
- Lady Philippa Carrow-Montagu
- Lady Venetia Stourton-Hythe
- Landlord Mortimer Skunk
- Latin Tutor Dr. Fitch
- Laurence "Lolly" Hargreave III
- Lavinia Pearl Hsu
- Lavinia Stoddard-Price
- Lawrence Onwuachi
- Lazare Chevrier
- Lazlo "Keys" Benko
- Leland Marcuse II
- Leland Vanterpool-Ochs
- Leona Trevanion
- Leonard Szymanski
- Leontyne Dubois-Hart
- Leopold "Poldy" Garrick IV
- Leopold Grünwald-und-Thurn
- Lepidopterist Clive Marsden
- Lieutenant Chip Madigan
- Liftman Jaroslav
- Lighthouse Keeper Abel Finn
- Linesman Arturo Benitez
- Linus Quine
- Lionel Asherton
L, continued
- Lionel Everett Nakagawa
- Lisbon Frank
- Lobby Boy Emil
- Lola Monteverde
- Lookout Man Specs Delaney
- Loretta "Lettie" Sandoval-Marsh
- Lorimer Peck III
- Lorimer Vance-Du Pré
- Lorna Castleberry
- Lorraine Baptiste-Hull
- Lowell Quartermaine
- Lowell Tibbals
- Lt. Col. Sebastian Marek
- Lt. Florian Weissmuller
- Lt. Maximilien Aubert
- Lucille Esther Hagen
- Lucinda Krementz
- Lucinda Voss
- Lucius Talmadge
- Ludmila the Chambermaid
- Ludovic Brossard
- Luge Pilot Ottokar Reinisch
- Luggage Master Mr. Iyer
- Luis Ignacio Zubiaga
- Lyman Trowbridge
- Lysander Brock-Mendoza
- Lysander Cole Petrov
M: 145 names
- M. Ambroise K.
- M. Anatole B.
- M. Anselme Roquefeuil
- M. Bartolomeu
- M. Benedek
- M. Casimir
- M. Emeric
- M. Étienne Vasseur
- M. Florian Nemeth
- M. Gaspard N.
- M. Gustave H.
- M. Hippolyte
- M. Lucien Varga
- M. Maurice L.
- M. Ottokar
- M. Prosper Delorme
- M. Severin
- M. Valentin S.
- M. Zoran P.
- Mabel Rose Underwood
- Mabel Winifred Lachlan
- Madame Agathe Lindemann-Roux
- Madame Coralie Vauquelin-Dunkel
- Madame Eugénie Schwarzbach
- Madame Faustine de Brissac
- Madame Fournier-Reed
- Madame Philomena Dietrichstein
- Madame Rosalba di Castelnuovo
- Madame Zuleika Farrow
- Magda Wisniewska
- Magistrate the Bulldog
- Maître Lucien Fabre
- Major Casimir Wolny
- Major Tad Brubaker
- Marceline Ducasse
- Margaret Yang
M, continued
- Margaux "Mags" Thistlethwaite
- Margot Tenenbaum
- Margrave Ulrich Brandis
- Marguerite "Daisy" Nyland
- Marguerite "Slice" Devlin
- Marguerite Van Oort
- Marguerite von Trauttenberg
- Marianne Koskinen
- Maribel Santander
- Marigold Faraday-Singh
- Marlon Ashbery
- Marquis Aimery de Saint-Aubin
- Marshal the Collie
- Marta "The Wall" Kovalski
- Master Bartholomew Finch
- Master Cornelius Yoo
- Master Emmett Kovalenko
- Master Humphrey Odell
- Master Leopold Tamura
- Master Reginald Shapiro
- Master Wendell Arbogast
- Mathilde Brunner
- Mathurin Legrand
- Matinee Idol Dirk Hammond
- Maud E. Pickering
- Maurice Delambre
- Max Fischer
- Maxence Hauteville
- Maximilian "Maxi" Brecht
- Maximilian von Stauffen-Egg
- Maxwell "Mac" Rosenkrantz
- Mayor Edna Purcell
- Mechanic Hamish Rennie
- Mechanic Vern Pettibone
- Mercedes Lavalle
- Merritt Holloway Jr.
M, continued
- Midge Campbell
- Mildred Oyama-Stern
- Millicent "Millie" Sorensen
- Millicent Joy Abara
- Milos the Night Porter
- Minerva Louise Castaneda
- Mireille Sabatier
- Miss Cornelia Dabney
- Miss Delphine Wren
- Miss Dorothea Kimura
- Miss Eleanor Jane Topping
- Miss Enid Calderwood
- Miss Florence Ipswich
- Miss Ingrid Paxton
- Miss Lavinia Sato
- Miss Octavia Ermine
- Miss Ottoline Egret
- Miss Ottoline Farah
- Miss Philippa Rahman
- Miss Rosalind Sable
- Miss Rosamund Ejiofor
- Miss Tabitha Pika
- Mlle. Ginette Lavigne
- Mlle. Irina Dvorak
- Mlle. Nadège Villard
- Mlle. Odile Brandt
- Mlle. Perrine Jolivet
- Mlle. Solange Pinchard
- Mme. Albertine Rossi
- Mme. Arlette Vigneron
- Mme. Bérénice Aubrac
- Mme. Celestine V.
- Mme. Paulette Guérin
- Mme. Sidonie Fekete
- Mme. Yvette Molnar
- Montgomery "Monty" Selwyn-Brooks
M, continued
- Montgomery James Pettis
- Mordecai Hume
- Morris "Mo" Feingold
- Morris Kandinsky-Pratt
- Mortimer "Morty" Lachance III
- Mother Superior Benedicta
- Motorcyclist Luc Bertrand
- Mountaineer Edgar Wymark-Lang
- Mountaineer Greta Oberholzer
- Mr. Alasdair Bittern, Esq.
- Mr. Ambrose Curlew, Esq.
- Mr. Archibald Puffin
- Mr. Benedict Stork, Esq.
- Mr. Chauncey Mongoose
- Mr. Cornelius Pelican, Esq.
- Mr. Desmond Moose, Esq.
- Mr. Edgar Pangolin, Esq.
- Mr. Emmett Bobcat, Esq.
- Mr. Erasmus Tapir
- Mr. Fitzgerald Crane
- Mr. Horatio Woodchuck, Esq.
- Mr. Ignatius Walrus, Esq.
- Mr. Julius Lynx
- Mr. Lionel Hedgehog, Esq.
- Mr. Lysander Ocelot, Esq.
- Mr. Montague Jackdaw
- Mr. Percival Owl, Esq.
- Mr. Reginald Elk, Esq.
- Mr. Sebastian Ibis
- Mr. Thaddeus Marten
- Mrs. Beatrix Quail
- Mrs. Cecily Heron
- Mrs. Claudine Thackery
- Mrs. Estelle Rumbold
- Mrs. Harriet Dormouse
- Mrs. Loretta Magpie
- Mrs. Myrtle Chipmunk
N: 15 names
- Nanny Mrs. Oduya
- Narrator Edmund Corwith
- Nathaniel "Nat" Pemberley
- Navigator Priya Ramaswamy
- Ned Plimpton
- Negotiator Yvonne Tchaikov
- Nigel Batra-Lindholm
- Nigel Fotheringay Jr.
- Night Clerk Mr. Lotz
- Nikos "Nicky" Lazarides
- Norbert H. Quince
- Notary Ambroise Lefèbvre
- Novice Brother Tobias
- Nurse Clementine Shrew
- Nurse Opal Hendry
O: 18 names
- Oboist Kenji Arakawa
- Oceanographer Greta Nyberg
- Octave Lemarchand
- Octavia Brightwater
- Octavia June Bellamy
- Odalys Charpentier
- Odessa Marlborough
- Odessa Sam
- Old Mrs. Partridge
- Oliver T. Hasegawa
- Ophelia Constance Brandeis
- Organist Mrs. Eberly
- Orienteer Solveig Haug
- Ornithologist Prue Galloway-Dean
- Orson Leroy Wick
- Otis "Cream" Farraday
- Ottilia Brandenberg
- Otto Maria Krengel
P: 56 names
- P.L. Hollingsworth
- Painter Yves Castagnol
- Pamela "Pim" Strathmore
- Parson Micah Haugland
- Pathfinder Lefty Burdick
- Patrol Leader Skip Yancey
- Pentathlete Mirela Ionescu
- Percival "Percy" Addington
- Persephone Hale-Rosen
- Peter Whitman
- Petra Novotna
- Pharmacist Mr. Lazenby
- Philippa "Pip" Ostrander
- Philomène Rousselot
- Phineas Albert Lowenthal
- Phoebe Ellsworth-Drake
- Physicist Anjali Deshmukh
- Pianist Ignace Wolanski
- Piano Tutor Madame Kessel
- Pickpocket Fingers Malloy
- Pigeon Racer Alfie Tremblay
- Pigeon Scout Tubbs
- Pilot Amos Trevelyan
- Pilot-for-Hire Skeet Malone
- Platform Guard Mr. Sen
- Playwright Clifton Beale-Mercer
- Poet Anatole Girardin
- Polar Guide Nils Hagerup
P, continued
- Pole Vaulter Tibor Racz
- Police Captain Rémi Vauquier
- Polo Captain Rodrigo Alvear
- Postmaster Orrin Gage
- Postmistress Ada Renfro
- Postulant Brother Kaspar
- Prescott Vandermeer
- Press Agent Lenny Fuchs
- Preston G. Ohlsson
- Princess Elisaveta Trubnikova
- Princess Olympia Radomski-Stern
- Prior Father Ansgar
- Priscilla A. Weng
- Prison Librarian Old Wenzel
- Private Emil Sauer
- Private Lyle Hubbard
- Proctor Giles Wetherell
- Professor Armand Okafor
- Professor Aurelius Tortoise
- Professor Dunstan Faulk
- Professor Hiram Sedgwick
- Professor Ingeborg Dahlstrom
- Professor Thurgood Vail
- Projectionist Morty Grubman
- Prompter Seamus Quigley
- Provost Elias Trask
- Prudence Imogen Hale
- Purser Reginald Akintola
Q: 6 names
- Quartermaster Abe Steckler
- Quartermaster Eamon Doyle
- Quartermaster Scout Pell
- Quartermaster Sgt. Brandl
- Quentin A. Sundquist
- Quincy Ballantyne
R: 40 names
- R.J. Kettleborough
- Racing Driver Enzo Calvetti
- Radek the Boot Boy
- Rajiv Coomaraswamy
- Raleigh St. Clair
- Ramona Estabrook
- Ranch Hand Tex Culhane
- Randolph "Dolph" Whitlock
- Ranger Maxine Coldiron
- Ravi S. Gunawardena
- Raymond "Ray" Pomeroy
- Raymonde Chastain
- Rear Admiral Leander Thorsby
- Recruit Matyas Bako
- Régis Tournier
- Rex Hathaway-Dahlin
- Richie Tenenbaum
- Roadside Vendor Pop Hawley
- Roderick Lashley
- Roebuck Wright
- Rolf N. Edvardsen
- Rollo "Two Sets" Baumgarten
- Rollo Raccoon, Realtor
- Rosalba Quartararo
- Rosalie M. Kerrigan
- Rosalind "Roz" Halvorsen
- Rosalind Mae Torvald
- Rosalyn Faye Drummond
- Rosamund Eastlake
- Rosamunde Pappenheim-und-Linz
- Rosemary Cross
- Rowena "Ro" Bellincioni
- Rower Benedict Oyelowo-Shaw
- Royal Tenenbaum
- Royce Pendergast II
- Rubber King Teodoro Braga
- Rupert "Drop Shot" Nakamura
- Rupert Lathrop-Diaz
- Rutherford "Ford" Macklin
- Rutherford Beale
S: 83 names
- Safecracker Hollis
- Sam Shakusky
- Saul M. Lowenstein
- Schoolmarm Miss Thistle
- Schoolteacher Miss Dupree
- Scout Barnaby Ochoa
- Scout Copperfield Tran
- Scout Edgar Roanhorse
- Scout Master Brannigan
- Scout Master Delacourt
- Scout Master Hollenbeck
- Scout Master Okonjo
- Scout Master Pruitt
- Scout Master Ward
- Scout Truman Mbeki
- Script Girl Antonia Quist
- Sculls Champion Mei Kurosawa-Hill
- Sculptor Basile Krauss
- Sebastian Yilmaz
- Second Lead Vivian Starke
- Second Lt. Hugo Reinhardt
- Second Mate Samir Haddad
- Secretary Miss Averill-Lane
- Seismologist Otis Brandeis
- Senator Dexter Braithwaite
- Senior Scout Lionel Garza
- Septimus Blake
S, continued
- Séraphin Dubosc
- Seraphine Montfort-und-Erbach
- Sergeant Dwight Polk
- Set Painter Angus Tolland
- Sgt. Dobroslav Kucera
- Sgt. Major Orlov
- Sheridan Coldwater
- Sheriff Lloyd Kemper
- Shot-Putter Bruno Lindahl
- Shuffleboard King Morty Adler
- Sidonia Lobenstein-und-Pless
- Signal Corps Private Otto Rehm
- Signalman Rafael Ibarra
- Signals Scout Theo Vasko
- Simone K. Ashdown
- Sinclair Dunmore-Hayes Sr.
- Sir Humphrey Dashwood-Pell
- Sir Rodney Culpepper
- Sister Perpetua
- Skeet Shooter Petra Vankova
- Skipper Gaetano Rizzo
- Skipper the Terrier
- Sleeping-Car Porter Hari
- Smuggler Captain Abelard
- Solomon "Sol" Gruenwald
- Solomon Isidore Katzman
- Sommelier Laszlo Bodnar
- Soundman Vittorio Gallo
S, continued
- Speculator Dashwood Lyle
- Sprinter Leroy Abernathy-Cole
- Squash Champion Nigel Pendlebury
- Squire the Corgi
- Stanislav Kral
- Stanley W. Achebe
- Stationmaster Vernon Hough
- Steeplechaser Anjali Rao
- Stella Marchand-Ito
- Stepfather Gerald Lindhurst
- Sterling Hargrove-Nash
- Sterling Pruitt-Hale
- Steve Zissou
- Stockbroker Chip Hadleigh
- Stowaway Pascal Thibault
- Stuart "Stu" Imhoff
- Stuart Vandenhoek
- Student Armel Kerbrat
- Sultan the Wolfhound
- Sunny Rosenbloom
- Superintendent Basil Marmot
- Suzy Bishop
- Swim Coach Dolores Ingram
- Switchboard Operator Nadine
- Sybil Margaret Dunn
- Sybil Rainsford
- Sylvain Carpentier
- Syndicate Man Walter Prue
T: 34 names
- Tabitha Lenore Schuyler
- Tabitha Longstreet
- Tailor Fergus Gopher
- Tallulah Ravenscroft-Yee
- Tamsin Cavendish-Roy
- Tangier Hal
- Tassilo Hohenfels-und-Wied
- Tea Steward Vikash
- Telephone Girl Hana
- Telescope Maker Ignaz Riedl
- Television Host Chet Bradshaw
- Tenderfoot Nicky Salazar
- Tennis Pro Gunther Rask
- Thaddeus Wren Onslow
- Thelonious Marchbanks
- Theodora "Teddy" Marchetti-Vane
- Theodore Vasquez-Hart
- Théophile Blanquet
- Thibaut Rochambeau
- Thornton "Thorny" Gallagher
- Thornton Miles Adeyemi
- Ticket Inspector Herr Pohl
- Ticket Taker Herbert Plotz
- Timekeeper Estelle Varga
- Tin Baron Evaristo Quiroga
- Tobias Renfrew
- Tracker Scout Dooley
- Trailblazer Woody Akana
- Train Attendant Sunita
- Trampolinist Lucinda Farr
- Trieste Eddie
- Troop Leader Hal Dinsmore
- Trooper Bohumil Cerny
- Tutor Mr. Pinckney
U: 8 names
- Ulysses Clay Okafor
- Uncle Balthazar
- Uncle Gideon Armadillo
- Uncle Zebulon
- Under-Porter Mirko
- Understudy Dottie Greer
- Ursula Wainwright-Chen
- Usher Benny Kowal
V: 10 names
- Valet Idris
- Vance "Static" Hobbs
- Vera "The Metronome" Popescu
- Vera Lindstrand
- Viceroy the Greyhound
- Victorine Masson
- Viktor Pospisil
- Violinist Aldo Ferrante
- Viscount Peregrine Ashdown-Leigh
- Vivienne "Vivi" Hartsfield
W: 23 names
- W.R. Applegate Jr.
- Walcott Ames-Paget
- Wallace E. Stroud
- Walt Prentiss II
- Walter "Walt" Dreyfus
- Walter Polecat, Notary
- Warden Josef Kralik
- Weatherman Mr. Rudge
- Whitney Farnsworth-Pike
- Widow Constance Plover
- Wilhelmina "Billie" Thorogood
- Wilhelmina "Mina" Sprague
- Winifred Pearl Asante
- Winifred Sturtevant
- Winona Featherstone
- Winslow Oberon
- Winston Oduya
- Winston T. Dykstra
- Winthrop "Win" Easterbrook
- Wolfgang Emil Prager
- Wolfgang Petrakis
- Wolfram Leiningen-und-Daun
- Wrestling Captain Gus Petrakos
Y: 2 names
- Yard Boss Big Ignatz
- Yolanda Featherly