Portal 2 Name Generator

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Generate Portal and Portal 2 style names for fan-made cores, facility computers, test subjects and chambers: Apology Core, DORIS (Diagnostic Oversight and Relaxation Intake System), Test Subject 2217 Okafor, Chamber 14: Momentum Regret and Long-Fall Reading Glasses.

About Portal 2 names

Portal and Portal 2 take place inside Aperture Science, a laboratory that names everything in a few recognizable ways. A personality core is called by its one trait, the way the Space Core and the Fact Core are. The computer that runs the place is a long job title folded into an acronym: GLaDOS stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. Products sound as if a safety manual named them, like the Aerial Faith Plate or the Thermal Discouragement Beam.

This list of 1,000 names follows those habits for fan characters, custom chambers and stories. The largest group is cores and spheres with a single plain trait, such as Apology Core and Punctuality Core. The rest are acronym computers whose expansion spells the name letter for letter, numbered test subjects with a surname on file, turret and maintenance robot nicknames, test chamber and test track titles, deadpan products, gels and cubes, staff of the lab's 1950s to 1980s years with their job titles, and co-op robot pairs.

Eleven entries are names from the games and carry the label (canon), from GLaDOS to the Companion Cube. Everything else is original and written in the style of the setting, and none of it is presented as part of the games' story. The humor is deadpan and mild throughout.

How to choose Portal 2 names

  • Give a core one trait and let it talk about nothing else. A Trivia Core that only recites trivia or a Small Talk Core that never gets to the point is easier to write than a core with a rounded personality.
  • For an acronym computer, write the job title first and fold it into a name afterwards. Then check that the capital letters of the title spell the name exactly, because readers do check.
  • A test subject reads like a file label: a number, then the surname on record, as in Test Subject 2217 Okafor. Pick one number format for a story and keep it for every subject in it.
  • Chamber titles work best as a number plus a dry phrase of two or three words, like Chamber 14: Momentum Regret. That shape also suits maps built with the Portal 2 puzzle maker.
  • Use the lab's brand name sparingly. A few products that carry it sound right; a whole inventory with the same two words in front of every item stops being funny.

Frequently asked questions

Which names in the list are canon?

Eleven, each labelled (canon): GLaDOS, Wheatley, Chell, Cave Johnson, Caroline, Atlas, P-body, Doug Rattmann, Space Core, Fact Core and Companion Cube. They are in the list as style anchors and nothing more. Every other entry is an original name in the style of the games, and none of them is claimed to be canon.

How are personality cores named in Portal 2?

By the single trait the core has, followed by the word Core: the Space Core, the Fact Core, the Adventure Core. The cores in this list follow the same rule with traits the games do not use, such as Apology Core, Hesitation Core and Small Talk Core. A smaller group uses Sphere instead, like Wit Sphere and Pep Talk Sphere.

Do the acronym names really spell out their expansions?

Yes. Each acronym takes one letter from every capitalized word of its expansion, in order, and skips linking words such as and or for. DORIS (Diagnostic Oversight and Relaxation Intake System) and OTIS (Orientation and Test Intake System) are two examples from the list.

Is this generator connected to Valve?

No. Portal and Portal 2 are games by Valve, and this page is a fan naming aid with no affiliation to the company. The names are meant for fan fiction, roleplay, custom test chambers and original characters.

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A: 76 names

  • A Cube Too Far
  • ABEL (Announcement Broadcast and Elevator Liaison)
  • Accounting Core
  • Acoustic Dampening Cube
  • Acting Deputy Head of Stairs
  • Adjustable Optimism Dial
  • Advice Core
  • Aerial Confidence Plate
  • Aerial Doubt Plate
  • Aerial Trust Trampoline
  • Affection Core
  • AGNES (Automated Guidance and Notification Executive System)

A, continued

  • Agreement Core
  • ALDOS (Artificial Lifeform and Disk Operating Steward)
  • Alliteration Core
  • Almanac Core
  • Alternate 11 Okoye
  • Alternate 19 Espinoza
  • Alternate 22 Radcliffe
  • Alternate 27 Gustafsson
  • Alternate 3 Whitfield
  • Alternate 34 Hathaway
  • Alternate 6 Marlowe
  • Alternate 8 Nguyen
  • AMOS (Assembly Monitoring and Operations Supervisor)

A, continued

  • An Excess of Lasers
  • Anecdote Core
  • Angled Trust Panel
  • Annex 14: Faith Plate Tuning Bay
  • Annex 2: Button Proving Ground
  • Annex 5: Cube Sorting Floor
  • Annex 8: Emitter Alignment Hall
  • Annex 9: Gel Reclamation
  • Announcement Core
  • Announcement System Throat Lozenge
  • Announcement Voice, Recorded 1971
  • ANSEL (Automated Notification System for Elevator Lobbies)
  • Anti-Gravity Paint Primer

A, continued

  • Anticipation Core
  • Antiques Core
  • Anvil and Antenna
  • Aperture Science Ambient Humming Unit
  • Aperture Science Complimentary Notepad
  • Aperture Science Hallway Extension Kit
  • Aperture Science Lunch Preservation Locker
  • Aperture Science Seated Standing Desk
  • Aperture Science Wall-Mounted Sigh Recorder
  • Apology Core
  • Applause Core
  • Applicant 08-C Ramirez

A, continued

  • Applicant 13-D Clayborne
  • Applicant 17-B Fenwick
  • Applicant 29-A Kimura
  • Applicant 35-E Holloway
  • Applicant 42-A Obi
  • Applicant 56-C Mensah
  • Applicant 63-D Thornbury
  • Applicant 74-B Petrov
  • Applicant 91-F Vasquez
  • Applied Enrichment Workbook
  • Arithmetic Core
  • ARLO (Automated Records and Liability Officer)
  • Associate Button Presser

A, continued

  • Astronaut 02 Prescott
  • Astronaut 09 Sato
  • Astronaut 15 Macallister
  • Astronaut 23 Oyelaran
  • Astronaut 37 Lindholm
  • Astronaut 41 Garza
  • Astronomy Core
  • Atlas (canon)
  • Atom and E-flat
  • Attraction Gel
  • Automated Handshake Simulator
  • Awkwardness Core
  • Axle and R-frame

B: 47 names

  • Backseat Driving Core
  • Backup Backup Generator
  • Backup Core
  • Ballast and Tether
  • Bargaining Core
  • Barrel and Tuning Fork
  • BASIL (Behavioral Assessment and Subject Intake Lifeform)
  • Beam Relay With Opinions
  • Bean Counter, Literal
  • Bedside Motivational Recording
  • Bedtime Story Core

B, continued

  • Bernice Caldwell, Records Room Archivist
  • Betty Lou Hanrahan, Volunteer Coordinator
  • Big Red Button Cozy
  • Birdwatching Core
  • Birthday Core
  • Blinky the Third
  • Blue and Orange, Reporting
  • Blue Gel Stain Remover
  • Blue Then Orange Then Blue
  • Bobbin and Spindle
  • Bolt and Beanpole
  • Bolt Tightener Bea

B, continued

  • Bolt-On Sense of Direction
  • Boredom Core
  • BORIS (Button Operations and Receptacle Inspection System)
  • Borrowed Time Machine Brochure
  • Botany Core
  • Bounce Residue Remover
  • Bowling Core
  • Box-Fresh Bernard
  • Bragging Core
  • Bravery Core
  • Break Room Vending Simulator
  • Breakfast Core

B, continued

  • Brenda Szymanski, Disk Operating Group
  • Bridge to the Other Bridge
  • Brief Excursion
  • Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Chaperone
  • Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Lanyard
  • Budget Core
  • Buoyancy Gel
  • Bureaucracy Core
  • Button and Beam
  • Button for Morale Purposes
  • Button Inspector Unit 9
  • Button Polishing Cloth, Regulation

C: 131 names

  • Calendar Core
  • Calibration Core
  • Calm Core
  • Camera 41 Who Never Blinks
  • Candidate 114 Halloran
  • Candidate 12 Ogunleye
  • Candidate 131 Kapoor
  • Candidate 158 Eriksen
  • Candidate 203 Varga
  • Candidate 33 Mbeki
  • Candidate 47 Sutherland
  • Candidate 65 Beaumont
  • Candidate 76 Dominguez
  • Candidate 88 Lindgren

C, continued

  • Candidate 9 Thackeray
  • Candor Sphere
  • Carbonated Sealant
  • Carol Ann Dietrich, Personnel Files
  • Caroline (canon)
  • Cartography Core
  • Castor and J-hook
  • Catwalk Railing Extender
  • Catwalk to Nowhere in Particular
  • Caution Core
  • Cautious Optimism Sphere
  • Cave Johnson (canon)
  • Cecil Tamblyn, Company Photographer
  • Ceiling-Mounted Floor Lamp
  • Certainty Core

C, continued

  • Chamber 01: A Gentle Introduction
  • Chamber 02: Buttons and You
  • Chamber 03: The Cube Is Over There
  • Chamber 04: Mind the Gap
  • Chamber 05: Reconsider the Ceiling
  • Chamber 06: Lateral Thinking
  • Chamber 07: Terminal Velocity Etiquette
  • Chamber 08: Borrowed Altitude
  • Chamber 09: The Long Way Down
  • Chamber 10: Fling Theory
  • Chamber 11: Trust the Floor
  • Chamber 12: Do Not Trust the Floor
  • Chamber 13: Angle of Incidence
  • Chamber 14: Momentum Regret

C, continued

  • Chamber 15: Two Buttons, One Cube
  • Chamber 16: Line of Sight
  • Chamber 17: Redirected Optimism
  • Chamber 18: The Reluctant Bridge
  • Chamber 19: Pressure Plate Diplomacy
  • Chamber 20: Up Is a Suggestion
  • Chamber 21: Conservation of Confusion
  • Chamber 22: Exit Strategy
  • Chamber 23: Round Trip
  • Chamber 24: Polite Gravity
  • Chamber 25: A Matter of Timing
  • Chamber 26: The Scenic Route
  • Chamber 27: Overthinking It
  • Chamber 28: Bounce Appraisal
  • Chamber 29: Slippery When Orange

C, continued

  • Chamber 30: Leap of Arithmetic
  • Chamber 31: Catch and Release
  • Chamber 32: Vertical Disagreement
  • Chamber 33: Laser Housekeeping
  • Chamber 34: The Unhelpful Staircase
  • Chamber 35: Return to Sender
  • Chamber 36: Speed Now, Questions Later
  • Chamber 37: Mirror Image
  • Chamber 38: The Obvious Solution
  • Chamber 39: Not the Obvious Solution
  • Chamber 40: Almost There
  • Chamber 41: Still Almost There
  • Chamber 42: Applied Patience
  • Chamber Lock Welcome Bell

C, continued

  • Cheer Core
  • Chell (canon)
  • Cheryl Lindenmeyer, Safety Compliance Officer
  • Chess Core
  • Chester Yarbrough, Catwalk Inspector
  • Chief Lemon Complaints Officer
  • Choir Turret Reluctant Baritone
  • Choir Turret Second Soprano
  • CLARA (Chamber Layout Archive and Reassembly Administrator)
  • Cleansing Mist, Lavender
  • CLEM (Cube Launch and Excursion Monitor)
  • Clifford Enright, Pipe Fitter First Class
  • Clutter Core
  • Coffee Cart Automaton
  • Coffee Core

C, continued

  • Collaborative Disposition Chart
  • Collapsible Liability Shield
  • Combustible Lemon Storage Crate
  • Commemorative Lead-Free Paperweight
  • Commentary Core
  • Companion Cube (canon)
  • Company Barber, Tuesdays Only
  • Compass and Caliper
  • Complaint Core
  • Compliance Core
  • Compliment Core
  • Compromise Core
  • Confidence Core
  • Confusion Core

C, continued

  • Constance Abel, Executive Secretary Pool
  • Contentment Core
  • Contradiction Core
  • Conversion Coating Roller
  • Conveyor Belt Beatrice
  • CORA (Cube Ordering and Recovery Assistant)
  • Core Transfer Receptacle Cozy
  • Corridor of Motivational Portraits
  • Countdown Core
  • Counter-Clockwise Stopwatch
  • Course A: Calibration Run
  • Course B: Teamwork Under Observation
  • Course C: Mutual Reliance
  • Course D: Shared Blame
  • Course E: Synchronized Buttons

C, continued

  • Course F: Excursion Etiquette
  • Course G: Bridge Building
  • Course H: Cooperative Falling
  • Course J: Trust Exercise
  • Courtesy Intercom Chime
  • Cowardice Core
  • Crossword Core
  • Crusher Operator Unit 3
  • Cube Cradle With Handles
  • Cube Dispenser Clarence
  • Cube of Moderate Importance
  • Curtis Nakamura, Core Fabrication
  • Custodian of the Big Door
  • Customer Service Core
  • CYRIL (Cryogenic Yield and Relaxation Intake Lifeform)

D: 65 names

  • Dale Rucker, Night Watchman, Shaft Six
  • Dampening Gel
  • Daydream Core
  • Deadline Core
  • Debate Core
  • Debbie Stankovic, Help Desk
  • Decaffeinated Coolant
  • Deceleration Gel
  • Decorative Emergency Exit
  • Decorum Sphere
  • Decoy Button
  • Defiance Core
  • Delegation Core

D, continued

  • Delight Core
  • Denial Core
  • Dennis Aguinaldo, Mainframe Operator
  • Dessert Core
  • Detour Core
  • Diagnostics Core
  • Diane Mbanefo, Systems Analyst
  • Diet Hydraulic Fluid
  • Digression Core
  • Diligence Core
  • Directions Core
  • Disappointment Core
  • Disclaimer Core

D, continued

  • Discouragement Core
  • Discouragement Lens
  • Discretion Sphere
  • Diversity Vent Extension
  • Do Not Push Button, Training Model
  • Documentary Core
  • Dome and Ladder
  • DORA (Disk Operations and Relaxation Attendant)
  • DORIS (Diagnostic Oversight and Relaxation Intake System)
  • Doris Quackenbush, Lead Stenographer
  • Dorothy Vance-Albright, Typing Pool Supervisor
  • Doubt Core
  • Doug Ferrante, Vending Machine Restocker

D, continued

  • Doug Rattmann (canon)
  • Dr. Agnes Fujimoto, Fluid Dynamics
  • Dr. Alan Petrakis, Exotic Materials
  • Dr. Ambrose Penhallow, Chief of Momentum
  • Dr. Barbara Wolcott, Cognitive Modeling
  • Dr. Clarence Abara, Hard Light Laboratory
  • Dr. Denise Farouk, Sensor Calibration
  • Dr. Evelyn Marsh, Cryogenics and Naps
  • Dr. Franklin Odell, Repulsion Research
  • Dr. Hazel Novotny, Senior Acoustician
  • Dr. Howard Leung, Quantum Tunneling Group
  • Dr. Joyce Tanabe, Portal Stability Group
  • Dr. Lucille Banerjee, Optics Bench Lead

D, continued

  • Dr. Marianne Koslow, Personality Constructs
  • Dr. Milton Reyes, Pneumatics Division
  • Dr. Neil Sorrento, Senior Staff Physicist
  • Dr. Philip Adeyinka, Machine Ethics Seminar
  • Dr. Roger Lindqvist-Hale, Cube Ergonomics
  • Dr. Ruth Castellano, Surface Coatings
  • Dr. Susan Tachibana, Test Design Committee
  • Dr. Theodore Wainwright, Panel Kinematics
  • Dr. Winifred Halloway, Applied Bounce Studies
  • Dramatic Pause Core
  • Dread Core
  • Dry Dock Life Preserver
  • Dusty Dorothea

E: 43 names

  • Earl Whitaker, Loading Dock Dispatcher
  • Eavesdropping Core
  • Echo Core
  • Edgeless Safety Scissors
  • Edith Carraway, Orientation Film Narrator
  • Efficiency Core
  • EFFIE (Enrichment Facility Feedback and Incident Evaluator)
  • Elevator Attendant Model B
  • Elevator Chime Cylinder
  • Elevator Music Core
  • ELSIE (Enrichment Logging System and Incident Evaluator)
  • Emancipation Screen Door
  • Embarrassment Core
  • Emergency Compliment Dispenser

E, continued

  • Employee of the Month Frame, Empty
  • Employee of the Month, March 1968
  • Encouragement Core
  • ENID (Elevator Navigation and Intercom Director)
  • Enrichment Sphere 03: First Bounce
  • Enrichment Sphere 07: Long Fall Seminar
  • Enrichment Sphere 11: Blue Period
  • Enrichment Sphere 16: Orange Rush
  • Enrichment Sphere 22: White Paint Day
  • Enrichment Sphere 29: Pump Station Blues
  • Enthusiasm Core
  • Envy Core
  • Ergonomic Waiting Chair
  • Ernest Villareal, Elevator Operator

E, continued

  • Estimation Core
  • Etiquette Core
  • Etymology Core
  • Eugene Stapleton, Head of Gel Storage
  • Exaggeration Core
  • Exasperation Core
  • Excitement Core
  • Excursion Sleeve
  • Excursion Umbrella
  • Excuse Core
  • Exercise Core
  • Exit Through the Ceiling
  • Experimental Stair Substitute
  • Extended Relaxation Alarm Clock
  • EZRA (Emergency Zone Response Administrator)

F: 29 names

  • Fact Core (canon)
  • Fair Play Core
  • Faith Plate Fitter Unit 6
  • Falling With Style Points
  • Feedback Core
  • Fender and Mast
  • FERN (Funnel and Emitter Regulation Node)
  • Filing Core
  • Fine Print Core
  • Fire Drill Core
  • Fizzled at the Door
  • Fizzler Curtain, Sheer
  • Flame-Retardant Lab Coat Lining
  • Flask and Funnel

F, continued

  • Flattery Core
  • Floor Buffer Phyllis
  • FLOYD (Facility Lighting and Operations Yield Director)
  • Floyd Nesbitt, Boiler Room Attendant
  • Fog-Proof Observation Goggles
  • Fold-Out Emergency Desk
  • Folklore Core
  • Foresight Core
  • Forgetfulness Core
  • Forgiveness Core
  • Fortune Core
  • Friction Gel
  • Funnel Tender Francine
  • Funnel Vision
  • Fussiness Sphere

G: 29 names

  • Gallery of Honest Mistakes
  • Gardening Core
  • Gary Tippett, Tape Library, 1974
  • Gel Mixer Gilbert
  • Gel No. 4, Purpose Pending
  • Gel No. 9, Smells Like Pennies
  • Generosity Core
  • Geology Core
  • Geometry Core
  • Gerald Smoot, Forklift Operator, Dry Dock
  • GILDA (Gel Inventory Logging and Dispensing Administrator)
  • Gimbal and Strut
  • GLaDOS (canon)
  • Gladys Merriweather, Receptionist, Main Lobby

G, continued

  • Glee Core
  • Glenn Yamashita, Robotics Bench
  • Globe and T-square
  • Gloom Sphere
  • Good Manners Sphere
  • Gossip Core
  • Grammar Core
  • Gratitude Core
  • Gravity Compliance Shoes
  • Gravity Owes Me One
  • Greeter Bot Gwendolyn
  • GRETA (Gel Reservoir Evaluation and Tubing Administrator)
  • Grudge Core
  • Grumpiness Core
  • Guilt Core

H: 30 names

  • Hall Monitor Core
  • Hall of Retired Signage
  • Handheld Hesitation Device
  • Hard Light Clipboard
  • Hard Light Handrail
  • Hard Light Welcome Ramp
  • Harold Pinkerton, Shower Curtain Sales, 1952
  • Head of Things Left in the Lobby
  • Heavy Duty Thinking Cap
  • Heckling Core
  • Herbert Langstrom, Sphere Polisher
  • Hesitation Core
  • Hibernation Core
  • High-Visibility Invisible Fence
  • Hindsight Core

H, continued

  • Hoarding Core
  • Hold Music Core
  • Holiday Core
  • Homesickness Core
  • Honesty Core
  • Hope Core
  • Horoscope Core
  • Hospitality Core
  • Hotel-Style Painting of a Mountain
  • Housekeeping Core
  • Hubcap and Periscope
  • Humility Core
  • Humming Core
  • Hygiene Core
  • Hyperbole Core

I: 29 names

  • Idle Chatter Sphere
  • Illumination Gel
  • Impact-Resistant Sock Garters
  • Impatience Core
  • Improvisation Core
  • Incinerator Attendant Ida
  • Indecision Gel
  • Indifference Core
  • Indoor Weather Vane
  • Industrial Strength Shrug Detector
  • Inflatable Conference Table
  • INGRID (Intake Network Grid and Relay Inspection Director)
  • Insomnia Core
  • Insulated Lunch Cube

I, continued

  • Insulation Gel
  • Intercom Unit Irving
  • Interim Director of Waiting
  • Intern 14 Soto
  • Intern 21 Afolabi
  • Intern 3 Pickering
  • Intern 7 Vandermeer
  • Intern 9 Trask
  • Interruption Core
  • Inventory Core
  • Irene Sandoval, Purchasing Agent
  • IRMA (Incident Report and Morale Administrator)
  • Irony Core
  • Irritation Core
  • IVOR (Intake Verification and Orientation Routine)

J: 6 names

  • Janice Holloman, Quality Assurance
  • Jazz Core
  • Jealousy Core
  • Jeff Okonjo, Chamber Construction Crew
  • Joan Liebowitz, Technical Illustrator
  • Just-in-Case Parachute Brochure

K: 9 names

  • Karaoke Core
  • Kathy Penrose, Summer Intern, 1981
  • Keeper of the Master Key Ring
  • Kettle and Crane
  • Kevin Abernethy, Junior Programmer, 1983
  • Knitting Core
  • Knock-Knock Core
  • Know-It-All Core
  • Knuckle and Hinge

L: 46 names

  • Lab Boy, Mornings
  • Larry Hoekstra, Conveyor Maintenance
  • Laser Catcher, Left-Handed
  • Laser Relay Ralph
  • Laser Tag for One
  • Latch and Key
  • Laziness Core
  • Left Portal and Right Portal
  • Left-Handed Clipboard
  • Left-Leaning Leonard
  • Lefty the Panel Arm

L, continued

  • Lemon Grievance Form
  • LENA (Laboratory Enrichment and Notification Assistant)
  • Lens Cap Larry
  • Lens Wipe for Sensitive Optics
  • Leonard Fitzhugh, Safety Poster Illustrator
  • Leroy Finnegan, Welder, Sphere Seven
  • Lever of Last Resort
  • Levitation Gel
  • Liability Core
  • Lift Waiting Bench
  • Light Bridge Lamplighter
  • Light Reading

L, continued

  • Lightly Weighted Travel Cube
  • Limerick Core
  • Linda Brockhurst, Data Entry
  • Lisa Haverford, Turret Voice Coach
  • Lloyd Carmody, Recording Booth Engineer
  • Loaner Cube, Return by Friday
  • Lobby of Pending Applications
  • Lobby Turret
  • Loneliness Core
  • Long Division Sphere
  • Long-Fall Reading Glasses

L, continued

  • Long-Range Doorbell
  • Lorraine Tuttle, Payroll Clerk
  • Lost and Found Core
  • Lost Luggage Core
  • Loud Sighing Sphere
  • Low-Fidelity Reassurance Speaker
  • Low-Sodium Cafeteria Tray
  • Loyalty Core
  • Lullaby Core
  • Lunar Dust Collection Jar
  • Lunch Break Core
  • LYLE (Lifeform Yield and Logistics Evaluator)

M: 36 names

  • Maintenance Core
  • Management Rail Maurice
  • Management Rail Timetable
  • Mandatory Fun Timer
  • Mantis Awareness Pamphlet
  • Manufacturing Line 3 Bypass
  • Marble and Stilt
  • Marjorie Dunphy, Cafeteria Manager
  • Marvin Gleason, Complaint Desk
  • Material Appreciation Curtain
  • MAVIS (Maintenance Archive and Vault Inspection System)
  • Maxine Truitt, Coat Check, Visitor Center

M, continued

  • Measurement Core
  • Melancholy Core
  • Memory Core
  • Metaphor Core
  • Micromanagement Core
  • Mild Concern Sphere
  • Mild Enthusiasm Gel
  • Mildred Kowalski, Switchboard Operator
  • MINA (Monitoring and Intercom Network Administrator)
  • Minor Elevation Dispute
  • Mischief Core
  • Misfire Mildred

M, continued

  • Mobile Standing Platform
  • Modesty Core
  • Momentum for Beginners
  • MONTY (Monitoring Operations Network and Test Yardmaster)
  • Mop Bot Morton
  • Morale Core
  • Morris Feldkamp, Sign Painter
  • Mostly Accurate Depth Gauge
  • Motion-Activated Motivational Plaque
  • Motivation Core
  • Mumbling Core
  • MYRA (Management Yield and Records Administrator)

N: 17 names

  • Nagging Core
  • Nanobot Foreman Number Two
  • Nanobot Shift B Delegate
  • Nap Core
  • Narration Core
  • Navigation Core
  • Negotiation Core
  • NELL (Network Entry and Lobby Liaison)

N, continued

  • Night Shift Turret
  • Nitpicking Core
  • Non-Refundable Courage Voucher
  • Non-Stick Floor Wax
  • NORMA (Notification Office and Repair Management Assistant)
  • Norma Jean Pettigrew, Uniform Fitter
  • Nostalgia Core
  • Nut and Washer
  • Nutrition Core

O: 27 names

  • Obedience Core
  • Observation Room With No Door
  • Observation Window Squeegee
  • Ohm and Ampere
  • OLGA (Operating Lifeform for General Administration)
  • Olympian 05 Hartwell
  • Olympian 12 Kovacs
  • Olympian 18 Strand
  • Olympian 26 Rosenthal
  • Olympian 31 Delgado
  • Olympian 44 Amadi
  • Onboarding Core
  • One Cube Short

O, continued

  • OPAL (Oversight Program for Archived Lifeforms)
  • Opal Greenway, Filing Clerk, Level Nine
  • Opera Core
  • Optimism Core
  • Orange Gel Speed Limit Sign
  • Orbit and Lanky
  • Orientation Core
  • Orientation Slideshow Carousel
  • Origami Core
  • Ornamental Button
  • OTIS (Orientation and Test Intake System)
  • Out-of-Tune Ottoline
  • Oversharing Core
  • Overtime Core

P: 66 names

  • P-body (canon)
  • Pamela Trevanian, Technical Writer
  • Panel Arm Seven
  • Panel Hinge Lubricant No. 5
  • Panic Core
  • Paperwork Core
  • Paranoia Core
  • Participant 0087 Carmichael
  • Participant 0312 Nwosu
  • Participant 0460 Banerjee
  • Participant 0529 Shimizu
  • Participant 0758 Lombardi
  • Participant 0941 Reyes

P, continued

  • Participant 1104 Greaves
  • Participant 1275 Holmberg
  • Participant 1633 Dubois
  • Participant 2046 Ashworth
  • Participation Ribbon Dispenser
  • Party Escort Bot Trainee
  • Patience Core
  • Pebble and Pylon
  • Pedantry Core
  • Pedestal Dust Cover
  • Pellet Catcher's Mitt
  • Pep Talk Sphere
  • PERCY (Panel Exchange and Rearrangement Control Yardmaster)

P, continued

  • Perfectionism Core
  • Performance Review Core
  • Perpetual Calendar, 1958 Only
  • Personality Construct Carrying Case
  • Pessimism Core
  • Philosophy Core
  • Phyllis Roswell, Head of Volunteer Intake
  • Picnic Core
  • Ping and Pong, Calibration Pair
  • Pipe Network Souvenir Map
  • Piston and Lever
  • Pivot and U-bolt
  • Plate Expectations

P, continued

  • Play-by-Play Core
  • Pneumatic Suggestion Box
  • Pneumatic Tube Sorter Stan
  • Pocket Disclaimer Printer
  • Poetry Core
  • Polite Disagreement Sphere
  • Politeness Core
  • Portable Second Opinion
  • Portable Surface Test Swatch
  • Portals Before Breakfast
  • Portrait Painter in Residence
  • Posture Core
  • Pre-Dented Safety Helmet

P, continued

  • Pre-Recorded Sincerity Reel
  • Precision Core
  • Preemptive Thank-You Card
  • Prerecorded Message Proofreader
  • Pride Core
  • Procedure Core
  • Procrastination Core
  • Productivity Core
  • Protocol Core
  • Proverb Core
  • Pump Station Hard Hat
  • Pun Core
  • Punchline Core
  • Punctuality Core

Q: 3 names

  • Quality Control Core
  • Quantum Filing Cabinet
  • Quick-Drying Fog

R: 53 names

  • Radio Core
  • Rail Runner Rex
  • Ralph Dombrowski, Parking Lot Attendant
  • Rambling Core
  • Randy Olmstead, Courier, Lower Levels
  • Raymond Ostrowski, Lighting Technician
  • Reassembly Booth Privacy Screen
  • Reassembly Machine Roger
  • Receptacle Alignment Gauge
  • Reception Desk Sphere
  • Recipe Core
  • Recklessness Core
  • Redemption Line Ruth

R, continued

  • Redirection Prism
  • Redundancy Core
  • Redundant Redundancy Switch
  • Reflection Gel
  • Reflective Courtesy Cube
  • Reflective Night Shift Vest
  • Regional Curtain Sales Manager
  • REGIS (Relaxation Enrichment Gallery Inspection System)
  • Regret Core
  • Relaxation Vault Do Not Disturb Sign
  • Relief Core
  • Reluctance Core
  • Reminder Core

R, continued

  • Remorse Core
  • Repetition Core
  • Replacement Friendship Cube
  • Repurposed Shower Curtain Sample
  • Resentment Core
  • Reservoir Tint, Institutional Beige
  • Restlessness Core
  • Retirement Core
  • Retractable Staircase Panel
  • Retractable Welcome Mat
  • Reusable Congratulatory Banner
  • Reverse Polarity Tunnel
  • Rhetoric Core

R, continued

  • RHODA (Relaxation Hall Operations and Disk Archive)
  • Rhyme Core
  • Rick Vandenberg, Cable Puller
  • Riddle Core
  • Rivalry Core
  • Rivet and Rafter
  • Rosemary Achebe, Staff Nurse, Day Shift
  • Rotating Door Stop
  • Rotation Gel
  • Round One and Tall One
  • Rounded Compromise Cube
  • Roy Delacourt, Test Associate, Second Shift
  • Rudeness Core
  • RUFUS (Routine Upkeep and Facility Utilities Supervisor)

S: 88 names

  • Safety Core
  • Salt Mine Souvenir Postcard
  • Sarcasm Core
  • Scheduling Core
  • Science Collaboration Points Ledger
  • Science Fair Judge, Potato Category
  • Science Fair Potato Battery Kit
  • Scott Imamura, Artificial Intelligence Group
  • Second Assistant Pipe Listener
  • Second Thoughts Core
  • Secrecy Core
  • Security Camera Cecil
  • Selective Hearing Sphere
  • Self-Addressed Complaint Envelope

S, continued

  • Self-Cleaning Mop Water
  • Self-Rewinding Instruction Tape
  • Senior Clipboard Holder
  • Sentimental Value Cube
  • Sentimentality Core
  • Serenity Core
  • Shaft 11 Pump Gallery
  • Shaft 13 Vitrified Doorway
  • Shaft 17 Lower Catwalks
  • Shaft 4 Observation Deck
  • Shaft 6 Freight Landing
  • Sharon Pietrowski, Human Resources Liaison
  • Shirley Okada, Laboratory Glassware
  • Shock-Absorbing Necktie
  • Short Circuit and Long Division

S, continued

  • Short-Fall Slippers
  • Short-Range Telescope
  • Shortcut Core
  • Showing Off Core
  • Shyness Core
  • Signage Bot Sigrid
  • SILAS (Subject Intake Lifeform and Archive System)
  • Sincerity Core
  • Sine and Cosine
  • Single-Use Applause Generator
  • Sixty Dollar Thank-You Envelope
  • Skepticism Core
  • Slick Surface Neutralizer
  • Slightly Used Trophy
  • Slogan Core

S, continued

  • Slow-Setting Concrete Foam
  • Small Talk Core
  • Smugness Core
  • Socket and Plug
  • Sore Loser Core
  • Soundproof Megaphone
  • Space Core (canon)
  • Spare Eye Stockroom Unit
  • Spare Parts Percival
  • Speed Gel Sunday
  • Spelling Core
  • Sphere Polish, Unscented
  • Sportsmanship Core
  • Squeaky Hinge Hilda

S, continued

  • Stackable Lunch Hour
  • Stackable Patience Cube
  • Stage Fright Core
  • Stairs Substitute Robot
  • Stalemate Resolution Booth
  • Stamp Collecting Core
  • Standby Core
  • Stanley Oberhauser, Pump Station Foreman
  • Stasis Pod Mint Tray
  • Static Gel
  • Statistics Core
  • Stout and Spindly
  • Stubbornness Core
  • Subject 0001-A Whitcombe
  • Subject 0018-K Moreau

S, continued

  • Subject 0127-R Hashimoto
  • Subject 0340-T Underhill
  • Subject 0596-M Baranov
  • Sublevel 12: Storage and Second Guessing
  • Sublevel 19: Unlabeled Pipes
  • Sublevel 27: The Echoing Catwalk
  • Sublevel 33: Condemned Since 1961
  • Sublevel 46: Forgotten Break Room
  • Sublevel 51: Flooded Archive
  • Sublevel 58: Where the Paint Is Kept
  • Suggestion Core
  • Superstition Core
  • Suspension Gel
  • Suspicion Core
  • Sympathy Core

T: 92 names

  • Tabletop Momentum Sampler
  • Tact Core
  • Take-Home Cake Mix
  • Tangent Core
  • Target Practice Pete
  • Tattletale Core
  • Teacher's Pet Core
  • Teamwork Core
  • Tedium Sphere
  • Tenderness Core
  • Test Subject 0007 Dunleavy
  • Test Subject 0041 Lindqvist
  • Test Subject 0092 Pruitt

T, continued

  • Test Subject 0150 Sorensen
  • Test Subject 0288 Hargrove
  • Test Subject 0354 Castellanos
  • Test Subject 0465 Whitlock
  • Test Subject 0577 Gallagher
  • Test Subject 0613 Kowalczyk
  • Test Subject 0736 Abernathy
  • Test Subject 0819 Mwangi
  • Test Subject 0923 Ellsworth
  • Test Subject 1203 Petrosyan
  • Test Subject 1498 Marchetti
  • Test Subject 1711 Haddad
  • Test Subject 1876 Fairbanks

T, continued

  • Test Subject 2034 Achterberg
  • Test Subject 2217 Okafor
  • Test Subject 2950 Iyer
  • Test Subject 3305 Nakagawa
  • Test Subject 3781 Baptiste
  • Test Subject 4096 Tanaka
  • Test Subject 4471 Olawale
  • Test Subject 5120 Villanueva
  • Test Subject 6642 Thibodeaux
  • Test Track 1: Orientation Loop
  • Test Track 2: Repulsion Basics
  • Test Track 3: Propulsion Etiquette
  • Test Track 4: Conversion Studies

T, continued

  • Test Track 5: Tractor Beam Manners
  • Test Track 6: Hard Light Appreciation
  • Test Track 7: Aerial Plate Confidence
  • Test Track 8: Thermal Beam Geometry
  • Test Track 9: Advanced Standing Still
  • The Apologetic Turret
  • The Button Behind You
  • The Floor Was a Rumor
  • The Hopeful Turret
  • The Nearsighted Turret
  • The Polite Turret
  • The Sleepy Turret
  • The Slow Way Around

T, continued

  • Thelma Okpara, Punch Card Operator
  • THEO (Test Hall Evaluation Overseer)
  • Thermal Encouragement Blanket
  • Thermal Suggestion Beam
  • Thimble and Tripod
  • Thinking With Ceilings
  • Thoroughness Core
  • Three Bounces to Daylight
  • Thrift Core
  • Thrill Sphere
  • Throat Clearing Core
  • Tick and Tock, Timing Pair
  • Tide Table Core

T, continued

  • Tidiness Core
  • TILDA (Turret Inspection Line and Defect Assessor)
  • Tilting Encouragement Platform
  • Timed Courtesy Switch
  • Tina Marquardt, Reel-to-Reel Technician
  • Todd Breckenridge, Assistant to the Assistant
  • Tour Guide Core
  • Traction Gel
  • Travel Core
  • Triplicate Form Triplicator
  • Tripod Tim
  • Trivia Core
  • Troubleshooting Core

T, continued

  • Turret "After You"
  • Turret "Are You Still There"
  • Turret "Excuse Me"
  • Turret "I Saw Nothing"
  • Turret "No Hard Feelings"
  • Turret "Pardon the Intrusion"
  • Turret "Was It Something I Said"
  • Turret Leg Felt Pads
  • Turret on Break
  • Turret Redemption Viewing Gallery
  • Turret That Faces the Wall
  • Turret With the Squeaky Leg
  • Two Portals, No Waiting
  • Two-Way One-Way Mirror

U: 10 names

  • Uncalibrated Bathroom Scale
  • Understatement Core
  • Understudy Turret
  • Unit One and Unit Also One
  • Unreasonably Thorough First Aid Leaflet
  • Unsolicited Opinion Sphere
  • Unstationary Coat Rack
  • Unsupervised Ladder
  • Unweighted Storage Cube
  • Upper Michigan Welcome Sign

V: 29 names

  • Vacuum Tube Mail Capsule
  • Vanity Core
  • Vault Door 7 Antechamber
  • Vault of Unclaimed Clipboards
  • Vent Sweeper Vivian
  • VERA (Ventilation Equipment and Reactor Administrator)
  • Vernon Ashby, Mail Room Chief
  • Vibration Gel
  • Vice President of Elevators
  • Victory Staircase
  • Vigilance Sphere
  • VIOLA (Vault Inspection and Oversight Logging Assistant)
  • Vital Paperwork Chute
  • Vivian Stroh, Head of Morale

V, continued

  • Voluntary Enthusiasm Meter
  • Volunteer 014 Brandt
  • Volunteer 028 Summers
  • Volunteer 063 Pemberton
  • Volunteer 079 Chowdhury
  • Volunteer 089 Tran
  • Volunteer 105 Aguilar
  • Volunteer 133 Lachance
  • Volunteer 196 Hollis
  • Volunteer 227 Osei
  • Volunteer 264 Morgenstern
  • Volunteer 318 Zielinski
  • Volunteer 351 Novak
  • Volunteer 442 Fitzgerald
  • Volunteer 507 Adeyemi

W: 37 names

  • Waiting Room, Seating for Nine Hundred
  • WALDO (Warehouse Administration and Loading Dock Overseer)
  • Wall Camera Wanda
  • Walter Brisbane, Elevator Maintenance
  • Wanda Kessel, Button Assembly Line 2
  • War Hero 04 Brannigan
  • War Hero 16 Kaplan
  • War Hero 28 Odum
  • War Hero 39 Lockridge
  • War Hero 52 Arsenault
  • Warning Core
  • Waterproof Sponge Prototype

W, continued

  • Wayne Crutchfield, Facilities Budget Office
  • Weather Core
  • Weighted Apology Cube
  • Weighted Decision Coin
  • Weighted Filing Cube
  • Weighted Paperweight Cube
  • Weighted Pedestal Switch
  • Weighted Suggestion Cube
  • Welding Arm Winston
  • Wheatley (canon)
  • Whimsy Sphere
  • Whispering Core

W, continued

  • Whistling Core
  • White Paint Sample Card
  • WILMA (Wing Inspection Layout and Maintenance Administrator)
  • Wing C: Relaxation Annex
  • Wing F: Overgrown Atrium
  • Wing K: Panel Graveyard
  • Wing M: Unfinished Business
  • Wing R: Reassembly Bay
  • Wit Sphere
  • Wobbly Winifred
  • Wonder Core
  • Worry Core
  • Wrong Wall, Right Idea

Z: 2 names

  • ZELDA (Zone Entry Lighting and Door Administrator)
  • Zenith and Nadir