Pesterchum Name Generator

A Pesterchum handle is two words squashed together in camelCase: the first word lowercase, the second capitalized, no spaces, numbers or underscores. John is ectoBiologist, Rose is tentacleTherapist, Dave is turntechGodhead, Jade is gardenGnostic, and the pattern never breaks. The words tend to be a little overwritten, pairing an odd adjective or possessive with a noun that hints at the character's interests: golgothasTerror for Jake, timaeusTestified for Dirk, gutsyGumshoe for Jane.

The beta kids abbreviate to EB, TT, TG and GG, and the alpha kids reuse three of those pairs (TT, TG, GG) plus GT, but shuffled across counterparts: Dave is TG while Dirk is TT, Rose is TT while Roxy is TG, because the two sessions mirror rather than copy each other. The twelve trolls' Trollian tags only ever use the letters A, C, G and T, the four DNA bases, which is why you get apocalypseArisen, carcinoGeneticist and terminallyCapricious rather than anything starting with B or S. The cherubs get their own matched pair, uranianUmbra and undyingUmbrage, both abbreviating to UU.

Roughly a third of the handles here use only ACGT initials for fantrolls; the rest are kid-style handles built around hobbies, science, music, mythology and classical references. Pick one, check the initials against your cast, and pester away.