Monty Python Team Name Generator

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Generate team names for Monty Python fans: quiz names like The Knights Who Say Quiz and Nobody Expects Us, running names like Bravely Running Away, and office names such as Ministry of Silly Meetings and The Dead Parrots.

About Monty Python team names

These are team names for fans of Monty Python, the British comedy group behind the television series Monty Python's Flying Circus and the films Holy Grail, Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life. Quiz night is the most common reason to need one, so many names put a quiz word into a familiar line: The Knights Who Say Quiz, Nobody Expects the Right Answer, Quest for the Holy Quiz.

The list of 1,000 is spread across the sources so rerolls do not keep landing on one sketch. Holy Grail supplies knights, coconuts, swallows and one bad-tempered rabbit (Unladen Swallows, Holy Hand Grenades). Life of Brian supplies rival committees and the Bright Side song (Judean People's Front, The Bright Siders). The television sketches supply the parrot, the Inquisition, silly walks, the lumberjack, the argument clinic, the cheese shop and deeper cuts such as The Larch and Crunchy Frog. Around those sit sports-club forms (Camelot Wanderers), running and walking jokes (Bravely Running Away), office parodies in the Ministry style (Ministry of Silly Meetings), short scoreboard names (Ni!) and self-deprecating ones (Bereft of Points).

The ruder material is left out, so a name can be read aloud at a family quiz. This is a fan page with no affiliation with Monty Python or its rights holders.

How to choose Monty Python team names

  • Pick a reference the whole table knows. The Dead Parrots, Nobody Expects Us and Just a Flesh Wound land with casual viewers; Venezuelan Beaver Cheese and Arthur Two Sheds are for a room of devoted fans.
  • Say it the way the host will. Ni! and The Larch get a laugh in one breath, while Lobster Thermidor With a Fried Egg on Top is a mouthful, so choose it only if your team enjoys hearing someone struggle through it.
  • Match the name to the event. A charity 5K suits Bravely Running Away or 'Tis But a Blister, a bowling night suits Holy Hand Gutter Balls, and a department away day suits Ministry of Silly Spreadsheets.
  • Check the space on the answer sheet or the scoreboard. Short names such as Newts, Team Tim and Splitters! fit a narrow column and are quicker to write every round.
  • A self-deprecating name wears well over a long league season. Bravely Finished Last and Bereft of Points are funny when you lose and funnier when you win.

Frequently asked questions

What are good Monty Python trivia team names?

Names that put a quiz word into a line most people know work best: The Knights Who Say Quiz, Nobody Expects the Right Answer, Quest for the Holy Quiz, Ministry of Silly Answers and And Now for Something Completely Trivial. For a deeper cut, try The Capital of Assyria, Proust in Fifteen Seconds or Summarize the Answer in Fifteen Seconds.

Which films and sketches do the names come from?

From the Flying Circus television sketches and from the films Holy Grail, Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life. The list is spread out on purpose, so no single sketch or scene accounts for more than a small share of the 1,000 names. You will find the parrot and the Inquisition, but also The Larch, Flying Sheep and The Machine That Goes Ping.

Are the names suitable for a work or family quiz?

That is the aim. The list leaves out the adult jokes and the sketches that make fun of groups of people, and keeps to coconuts, shrubberies, parrots and cheese. Read your pick aloud once before you enter it, since you know your own crowd better than a list can.

Is this page connected with Monty Python?

No. It is a fan page with no affiliation with Monty Python or the people who own the rights to the shows and films. The names are short wordplay on well-known lines and sketches for quiz nights, leagues, fun runs and office teams, and nothing here is presented as an official team name.

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A: 69 names

  • A Boy Named Brian
  • A Completely New Motion
  • A Connected Series of Statements
  • A Fair Cop
  • A Famous Historian
  • A Happy Occasion
  • A Little Path Down the Middle
  • A Moose Bit My Sister
  • A Rather Silly Walk
  • A Shrubbery of Knowledge
  • A Very Obvious Piece of Cover
  • Aaargh
  • Accountancy Shanty Singers

A, continued

  • Accounts Receivable of Antioch
  • Aerial Half Turn
  • African or European Trivia?
  • African or European?
  • African Swallows Away Kit
  • Airspeed Velocity
  • Airspeed Velocity of a Golf Ball
  • Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Answer
  • Airspeed Velocity Unknown
  • Albatross of General Knowledge
  • Albatross Vendors' Union
  • Albatross Wingspan Striders
  • Albatross!
  • Aldis Lamp Julius Caesar

A, continued

  • All Esurient
  • All Right, Apart From the Roads
  • All Right, We'll Call It a Loss
  • Almost Fanatical Devotion
  • Almost Fanatical Indifference
  • Always Look on the Bright Side
  • Always Look on the Bright Side of Mile 20
  • Always Look on the Bright Side of Trivia
  • Amalgamated Union of Coconut Clappers
  • Amazing and Unlikely
  • Amongst Our Weaponry
  • An Ex-Parrot's Best Guess
  • Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune
  • And Now for Something Completely Different

A, continued

  • And Now for Something Completely Trivial
  • And Now for Something Completely Uphill
  • And Now for Table Six
  • And Now, Number One
  • And Now, the Horse Chestnut
  • And the Wine
  • And There Was Much Rejoicing
  • Anne Elk's Theorists
  • Announcer at the Desk
  • Anteater Tamers
  • Anteaters
  • Antioch
  • Any Cheese at All?
  • Apart From the Aqueduct

A, continued

  • Apart From the Wi-Fi
  • Appallingly Dull Fellows
  • Aqueduct Athletic
  • Aqueducts
  • Archimedes Has an Idea
  • Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?
  • Argument Clinic Help Desk
  • Arguments Down the Hall
  • Arthur Two Sheds
  • Arthur's Loyal Coconuts
  • Assyria
  • Atletico Albatross
  • Autonomous Collective
  • Awaiting Our Government Grant

B: 71 names

  • Back End of the Pantomime Horse
  • Bad-Tempered Rodents
  • Baked Beans Are Off
  • Banging Coconuts Since Mile One
  • Batley Townswomen's Guild Reserves
  • Beat a Very Brave Retreat
  • Beautiful Plumage
  • Beautiful Plumage, No Points
  • Beautiful Plumage, Wrong Answer
  • Bedevere Scales Club
  • Bedevere's Brain Trust
  • Behind the Middle Bush
  • Being Hit on the Head Lessons
  • Bend! Inflate! Alter Saddle!

B, continued

  • Bereft of Life
  • Bereft of Points
  • Bewilderebeest
  • Bicycle Repair Man, But How?
  • Bicycle Repair Men
  • Bicycle Repair Rovers
  • Bicycle Repair Team
  • Bitten by the Rabbit
  • Black Beast of Aaargh
  • Black Knight Rovers
  • Black Knight Wellness Program
  • Blessed Are the Cheesemakers
  • Blue, No, Wrong Again
  • Blue. No, Wait, Change Our Answer

B, continued

  • Blue. No, Yellow
  • Booked for Arguing With the Referee
  • Bowler Hat Milers
  • Bowler Hats
  • Bowler Hats and High Kicks
  • Brave Sir Robin Skipped the Tiebreaker
  • Brave Sir Robin's Minstrels
  • Brave Sir Robin's Running Club
  • Brave Sir Robin's Scorecard
  • Bravely Bold Sir Robins
  • Bravely Finished Last
  • Bravely Running Away
  • Bravely Turned Tail
  • Breakfast Menu Rovers

B, continued

  • Bridge of Death Dashers
  • Bridge of Death Harriers
  • Bridge of Death Survivors
  • Bridge of Trivia
  • Bridgekeepers
  • Bridgekeepers' Benevolent Association
  • Brief Ride in a Spaceship
  • Briefcase and Bowler
  • Bright Side Albion
  • Bright Side Fundraisers
  • Bright Side of Last Place
  • Bright Side of Life
  • Bright Side of Losing
  • Bright Side of the Hill

B, continued

  • Bring Out Your Dead
  • Bring Us a Quizzery
  • Bring Us Another Shrubbery
  • British Columbia Timbermen
  • Bromley Breakfast Club
  • Bromley Cafe Regulars
  • Brother Maynard's Brethren
  • Brotherhood of the Book of Armaments
  • Brought Peace
  • Bullseye Inquisition
  • Bunt for the Holy Grail
  • Bureau of Coconut Affairs
  • Bureau of Silly Walk Grants
  • Burned Down, Fell Over, Then Sank
  • Buttered Scones for Tea

C: 67 names

  • Caerbannog
  • Caerbannog Rabbits FC
  • Camel Spotters
  • Camelot
  • Camelot Amateur Dramatics
  • Camelot Cornhole Club
  • Camelot Regional Office
  • Camelot to Finish Line
  • Camelot Wanderers
  • Campaign for a Free Round
  • Cardinal Biggles and the Goggles
  • Cardinal Fang's Fan Club
  • Cardinals

C, continued

  • Carried by One Swallow
  • Cast Into the Gorge
  • Castle Aaargh Athletic
  • Ceased to Be
  • Centurions of Correct Conjugation
  • Charter an Accountant
  • Chartered Accountants at Large
  • Chartered Accountants Who Dream of Lions
  • Cheese Shop Cheese Rollers
  • Cheese Shop Supply Chain
  • Cheese Shop Wanderers
  • Cheesemakers
  • Children's Matinee at the Colosseum

C, continued

  • Civil Servants of Silliness
  • Clip Clop 5K
  • Clip Clop Collective
  • Cockroach Cluster
  • Coconut Athletic
  • Coconut Carriers
  • Coconut Pacers
  • Coconut Shy Champions
  • Coconut Sluggers
  • Coconuts
  • Coconuts for a Cause
  • Come at Us With That Banana
  • Come Back and Fight
  • Come See the Violence Inherent

C, continued

  • Comfy Chair City
  • Complaints Department, Next Door
  • Completely Different Company
  • Concorde's Brave Recovery
  • Concorde's Comeback Club
  • Confuse-a-Cat Limited
  • Confuse-a-Quizmaster
  • Confused Cats
  • Confused Cats, Confused Team
  • Contradiction
  • Contradiction Is Not an Answer
  • Count to 3
  • Count to Three Correct

C, continued

  • Count to Three Hundred
  • Counted to Five by Mistake
  • Counting to Three Task Force
  • Crimson Permanent Assurance Crew
  • Crimson Permanent Assurance, Accounts
  • Critical Hit, Just a Scratch
  • Cross the Bridge of Death 10K
  • Crunchy Frog
  • Crunchy Frog Hoppers
  • Crunchy Frog in Our Throats
  • Crunchy Frog of Knowledge
  • Curtain Inheritors
  • Cut It Down With a Herring
  • Cut to Something Else

D: 31 names

  • Dead Parrot Customer Service
  • Dead Parrot Darts
  • Dead Parrot Sketchy Answers
  • Dennis and the Mud Farmers
  • Dennis Moore's Lupin Fund
  • Dennis Moore's Night Riders
  • Department of Arguments, Room 12
  • Department of Parrot Complaints
  • Department of Shrubberies
  • Department of Sillier Walks

D, continued

  • Department of Silly Sprints
  • Department of Something Completely Different
  • Department of Swallow Logistics
  • Department of Unexpected Audits
  • Dinner Jacket at Sea
  • Dinsdale Rovers
  • Dinsdale's Hedgehog Watch
  • Directed by Forty Llamas
  • Distributing Swords
  • Diverse Elements

D, continued

  • Do You Get Wafers With It?
  • Do You Have Any Limburger?
  • Dodge the Sixteen Tons
  • Dog Crossed Out, Cat Written In
  • Don't Grumble
  • Don't Say Mattress
  • Dropped the Sixteen-Ton Weight
  • Duck and Scales Society
  • Duck Weight Division
  • Dungeon Masters of Caerbannog
  • Dynamo Dead Parrot

E: 13 names

  • Egg and Spam
  • Egg, Bacon and Second Place
  • Election Night Specials
  • Enchanter Tim's Eleven
  • Enchanters
  • Enchanters Anonymous
  • Enchanters of the Back Row
  • Enchanters' Circle
  • Esurient
  • European Swallows
  • Executive Officers for the Week
  • Expanding and Expanding
  • Exploding Penguins FC

F: 44 names

  • F'tang F'tang Biscuitbarrel
  • Failed the Third Question
  • Fanatical Devotion to Brunch
  • Fanatical Devotion to the Deadline
  • Far Too Silly
  • Farcical Aquatic Ceremony
  • Faster Than the Rabbit
  • Fear and Surprise
  • Fear, Surprise and General Knowledge
  • Fear, Surprise and Hydration
  • Fear, Surprise and Wild Guesses
  • Feeling Happy at Mile Ten
  • Feeling Peckish
  • Fellowship of the Shrubbery

F, continued

  • Fetch the Comfy Chair
  • Fetch the Machine That Goes Ping
  • Filing Cabinet Cannons
  • Find the Fish
  • Fire Without Flint or Tinder
  • Fish License Applicants
  • Fish Slappers
  • Fish Slappers Athletic
  • Fish Slappers Curling Club
  • Fish-Slapping Dash
  • Five Correct Is Right Out
  • Five Is Our Score
  • Five Is Right Out
  • Five Minutes or the Full Half Hour?
  • Fjord Pining Athletic

F, continued

  • Fleeing the Killer Rabbit
  • Flesh Wound Wanderers
  • Flying Circus Trapeze Team
  • Flying Quiz Circus
  • Flying Sheep
  • Flying Sheep Flyers
  • Flying Sheep Observation Club
  • Fore! No, Five!
  • Four? For This Gourd?
  • Fourth Castle Project Team
  • Fresh Fruit Fencers
  • Fresh Out of Answers
  • Fresh Out of Red Leicester
  • Friends of the Larch
  • Funding for Silly Walks

G: 22 names

  • Gainsayers
  • Galahad the Pure Guessers
  • Galaxy Song Stargazers
  • Gallantly Chickened Out
  • Galloping Through the Sward
  • Galloping Without Horses
  • Game Night at Castle Aaargh
  • Gannet on a Stick
  • Get Some Walking In
  • Give a Whistle
  • Gorge of Eternal Peril

G, continued

  • Gorge of Peril Rovers
  • Graffiti Grammar Guards
  • Grail Hunters
  • Grail in One
  • Grail Quest United
  • Grailers
  • Grenade Lobbers of Antioch
  • Gripped by the Husk
  • Group Chat of the Round Table
  • Guards of the Tall Tower
  • Guild of Roving Minstrels

H: 26 names

  • Had Worse Scores
  • Half a Bee
  • Halibut License Holders
  • Hand Grenades of Antioch
  • Happy and Going for a Walk
  • Harmless Little Bunnies
  • Harold the Clever Sheep
  • Hasn't Got Much Spam in It
  • Have at You
  • Have You Got Anything Without Spam?
  • He's Just Resting
  • Hedgehog Watch Committee
  • Hedgehogs

H, continued

  • Help, We're Being Repressed
  • Herring Choppers
  • Hide-and-Seek Olympians
  • High Kicks to the Finish
  • High Seas of International Finance
  • Holy Hand Grenade of Trivia
  • Holy Hand Grenade Safety Committee
  • Holy Hand Grenades
  • Holy Hand Grenadiers
  • Holy Hand Gutter Balls
  • Horseless Cavalry
  • How Not to Be Seen
  • Human Resources and Soft Cushions

I: 34 names

  • I Didn't Vote for You
  • I Feel Happy
  • I Never Wanted to Do This
  • I Told You Once
  • I'd Like to Have an Answer
  • I'd Rather Just Sing
  • I'll Have Your Spam
  • I'm Not
  • Immediate Discussion Committee
  • In Case the Administrator Comes
  • Individuals

I, continued

  • Inquisition United
  • Inquisitors
  • Intelligent Life Up in Space
  • Inter Shrubbery
  • Intermission Enthusiasts
  • Intermission Snack Sellers
  • Invincible on Paper
  • Is It a Stockbroker?
  • Is This the Right Room?
  • It Sank Into the Standings
  • It Sank Into the Swamp

I, continued

  • It Was the Salmon Mousse
  • It's a Bit Runny
  • It's a Simple Question of Weight Ratios
  • It's Not Pining, It's Passed On
  • It's Not Silly Enough
  • It's Only a Flesh Wound to Our Pride
  • It's Only a Marathon
  • It's Only a Model
  • It's Only a Quiz
  • It's Only a Shin Splint
  • It's...
  • Item Six on the Agenda

J: 8 names

  • Judean People's Finance Team
  • Judean People's Front
  • Judean People's Front FC
  • Judean Popular People's Front
  • Judean Quizzers' Front
  • Just a Flesh Split
  • Just a Flesh Wound
  • Just a Flesh Wound Fun Run

K: 17 names

  • Killer Bunnies
  • Killer Rabbit in the Bunker
  • Killer Rabbit Kickball
  • Killer Rabbit Risk Assessment
  • Killer Rabbits of Caerbannog
  • Killer Rabbits of Trivia
  • King of the Who?
  • Kipping on Their Backs

K, continued

  • Knight With a Rubber Chicken
  • Knights of the Conference Table
  • Knights of the Infield
  • Knights of the Quiz Table
  • Knights of the Round Answer
  • Knights of the Square Table
  • Knights of the Standing Desk
  • Knights Who Say Next Question
  • Knights Who Until Recently Said Ni

L: 34 names

  • Laden Swallows
  • Lancelot's Idiom
  • Larch Park Rangers
  • Larch Spotters' Guild
  • Larks' Tongues
  • League of Recovered Newts
  • Leaping From Mile to Mile
  • Leaping From Tree to Tree
  • Legendary Black Beast
  • Let's Not Bicker and Argue
  • Life's Gristle Chewers

L, continued

  • Light Years Side to Side
  • Lightly Beaten
  • Lightly Killed
  • Lion Tamers in Training
  • Lion Taming, Second Floor
  • Llamas in the Credits
  • Lobbed It the Wrong Way
  • Lobbest Thou
  • Lobster Thermidor With a Fried Egg on Top
  • Loganberry Defense League
  • Look at the Bones

L, continued

  • Look on the Bright Side of the Scoreboard
  • Lovely Quiz, Wonderful Quiz
  • Lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam
  • Lumberjack Choir Practice
  • Lumberjack Logistics
  • Lumberjack Rovers
  • Lumberjack Sluggers
  • Lumberjacks
  • Lumberjacks of Trivia
  • Lumberjacks on the Run
  • Lupin Growers' Association
  • Lupins

M: 54 names

  • Machine That Goes Ping Pong
  • Manufacturers of Dairy Products
  • Mere Scratch
  • Message for You, Sir
  • Middle of the Film
  • Mightiest Tree in the Forest
  • Mighty Rivers of British Columbia
  • Migrating Slowly
  • Ministry of Arguments
  • Ministry of Bridge Questions
  • Ministry of Bright Sides
  • Ministry of Cheese Shortages
  • Ministry of Coconut Transport

M, continued

  • Ministry of Comfy Chairs
  • Ministry of Completely Different Things
  • Ministry of Contradiction
  • Ministry of Crunchy Frogs
  • Ministry of Dead Parrot Returns
  • Ministry of Fish Licenses
  • Ministry of Flesh Wounds
  • Ministry of Fresh Fruit Defense
  • Ministry of Holy Hand Grenades
  • Ministry of Killer Rabbit Control
  • Ministry of Larch Identification
  • Ministry of Lumber and Jacks
  • Ministry of Lupin Redistribution
  • Ministry of Not Being Seen

M, continued

  • Ministry of Putting Things on Top
  • Ministry of Reply All
  • Ministry of Sensible Shoes
  • Ministry of Sensible Walks
  • Ministry of Shrubbery Procurement
  • Ministry of Silly Answers
  • Ministry of Silly Guesses
  • Ministry of Silly Jogs
  • Ministry of Silly Meetings
  • Ministry of Silly Spreadsheets
  • Ministry of Silly Walks
  • Ministry of Swamp Construction
  • Ministry of Unexpected Inquiries

M, continued

  • Ministry of Unladen Logistics
  • Ministry of Wrong Answers
  • Minstrels
  • Minstrels With Tambourines
  • Minstrels' Benevolent Fund
  • Most Expensive Machine in the Hospital
  • Motion Towards? Accusative
  • Mounties
  • Mr. Praline's Complaints Desk
  • Much Thicker in the Middle
  • Mud Farmers
  • Mud Farmers' Collective
  • Mutinous Accountants
  • My Walk Has Become Rather Sillier

N: 54 names

  • Nailed to the Bottom of the Table
  • Nailed to the Perch
  • Nasty Big Pointy Questions
  • Nasty Big Pointy Teeth
  • Nearly Fought a Dragon
  • Nearly Spotted One
  • Nesting in the Trees
  • Never at the End of the Week
  • Newt Recovery United
  • Newts
  • Ni!
  • Nice Red Uniforms
  • Nineteen Miles a Second

N, continued

  • No Basis for a System of Government
  • No Grant for This Team
  • No It Isn't
  • Nobody Expected Much
  • Nobody Expects a 180
  • Nobody Expects a Sprint Finish
  • Nobody Expects the Quarterly Review
  • Nobody Expects the Quiz Inquisition
  • Nobody Expects the Right Answer
  • Nobody Expects Us
  • Nobody Expects Us to Win
  • None Shall Pass
  • None Shall Pass the Music Round
  • None Shall Pass Us

N, continued

  • None Shall Split
  • North Face of the Uxbridge Road
  • Norwegian Blue Preservation Society
  • Norwegian Blue Ribbons
  • Norwegian Blue Sky Thinkers
  • Norwegian Blues
  • Norwegian Blues FC
  • Not Appearing in the Top Three
  • Not Appearing in This Final
  • Not Creatures of the Air
  • Not Dead Yet Running Club
  • Not Dead Yet Walking Club
  • Not Meant to Be Taken Literally

N, continued

  • Not Much Call for Us Round Here
  • Not Much of a Cheese Shop
  • Not Much of a Quiz Team
  • Not Much of a Team, Is It?
  • Not Particularly Clever
  • Not Particularly Good
  • Not Particularly Silly
  • Not Particularly Speedy
  • Not to Leave the Room
  • Not Too Expensive
  • Not Wearing Enough Hats
  • Nothing Very Special
  • Now Don't Do It Again
  • Number One: The Larch

O: 26 names

  • Ocelot Spleens
  • Off the Proustometer
  • Office of Shrubbery Standards
  • Office of the Bridgekeeper
  • Old Man From Scene 24
  • Olympic Hide-and-Seek Finalists
  • On Second Thought, Final Answer
  • On Second Thought, Let's Not
  • On Second Thought, Let's Walk
  • One That Looks Nice
  • One, Two, Five
  • Only a Model Team
  • Only the Finest Baby Frogs

O, continued

  • Only the One Shed
  • Order of the Unladen Swallow
  • Otters' Noses
  • Our Chief Weapon Is Guessing
  • Our Chief Weapon Is Stamina
  • Our Chief Weapon Is Surprise
  • Our Chief Weapon Is Trivia
  • Our Score Isn't Silly Enough
  • Our Theory, Which Is Ours
  • Our Theory, Which Was Wrong
  • Our Three Weapons Are Two Guesses
  • Outrun the Bunny
  • Owl Stretching Time

P: 49 names

  • Paid for Five Minutes of Glory
  • Pantomime Horses
  • Part Seven: The Tiebreaker
  • Patsy's Coconut Cavalry
  • Patsy's Coconut Section
  • Patsy's Pace Group
  • Patsys
  • Peasants
  • Peckish
  • Penguin on the Telly
  • Penguins
  • People Called Romanes

P, continued

  • People's Front of Accounting
  • People's Front of Judea
  • People's Front of Judea Reserves
  • People's Front of the Picture Round
  • People's Front of Trivia
  • Permanent Assurance Pirates
  • Philosophers' Eleven
  • Philosophically, Half a Bee
  • Ping!
  • Pining for the Answers
  • Pining for the Finish
  • Pining for the Fjords

P, continued

  • Pining for the Podium
  • Plaid Shirt Choir
  • Planet That's Evolving
  • Playing for the Lounge Suite
  • Please Stand Up
  • Plumage
  • Pointed Stick Fencing Club
  • Pointed Sticks
  • Pointed Sticks Darts Team
  • Pointy Teeth
  • Poke Them With the Soft Cushions
  • Polly

P, continued

  • Popular Front of Judea
  • Popular Front of Procurement
  • Popular Front of Table Nine
  • Premise and Conclusion
  • Prince Herbert's Choir
  • Prolonged Squawk
  • Pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
  • Proust in Fifteen Seconds
  • Public Baths and Public Order
  • Purse Your Lips
  • Pushing Up the Daisies
  • Putting Things on Top of Other Things
  • Puzzle-a-Puma

Q: 6 names

  • Quest for the Finish Line
  • Quest for the Holy Grail of Medals
  • Quest for the Holy Green
  • Quest for the Holy Quiz
  • Quest for the Holy Stapler
  • Questing for the Grail

R: 32 names

  • Ratified at the Biweekly Meeting
  • Read a Good Book Now and Then
  • Real Shrubbery
  • Really Just Train Spotters
  • Recovering Newts
  • Red Leicester City
  • Redistribution of Points
  • Reg's Revolutionary Committee
  • Release the Tiger
  • Remarkable Birds

R, continued

  • Resting
  • Resting in Last Place
  • Resting, Not Finished
  • Roads Go Without Saying
  • Roger the Shrubber's Garden Eleven
  • Roger the Shrubber's Regulars
  • Roll for Shrubbery
  • Romani Ite Domum
  • Romans Go Home
  • Room 12A
  • Round Table Bowling League

R, continued

  • Round Table Rangers
  • Round Table Working Group
  • Royal Society for Knocking Things Over
  • Run Away Faster
  • Run Away From the Sports Round
  • Run Down the Curtain
  • Run Down the Scoreboard
  • Runnier Than You'd Like
  • Ruthless Efficiency
  • Ruthless Efficiency Consultants
  • Ruthless Inefficiency

S: 92 names

  • Sacked After Round One
  • Sacked by Those Responsible
  • Salmon Mousse Survivors
  • Sanitation, Medicine, Education
  • Scales of Sir Bedevere
  • Seekers of the Holy Grail
  • Seen Immediately
  • Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit
  • Semaphore Wuthering Heights
  • Sensible Party Candidates
  • Sensible Party Sevens
  • She Turned Me Into a Newt
  • She Turned Me Into a Quizzer

S, continued

  • Shrubbers
  • Shrubbery
  • Shrubbery in the Rough
  • Shrubbery Sale Volunteers
  • Shrubbery Toss
  • Shrubbery Town FC
  • Shut Up, Vikings
  • Sillier by the Mile
  • Sillier Than Last Year
  • Silly Answers Department
  • Silly Mid-Off
  • Silly Party Gains
  • Silly Party Sevens

S, continued

  • Silly Walk Grant Applicants
  • Silly Walkers United
  • Silly Walkers' Union
  • Silly Walks
  • Silly Walks Athletic
  • Silly Walks Softball
  • Simple Majority Rules
  • Singing Vikings
  • Sir Bedevere the Wise Guys
  • Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Quiz
  • Sir Not-Appearing-on-the-Leaderboard
  • Sir Robin's Minstrel Buffet
  • Sir Robin's Retreat

S, continued

  • Sir Robin's Runners-Up
  • Sir Robin's Speedy Exit
  • Sixteen Ton Weightlifters
  • Sleep All Night, Lose All Day
  • Smoke Signal Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
  • Snacks From the Colosseum
  • Society for Putting Pins on Top of Other Pins
  • Socrates With the Header
  • Some Call Us Tim
  • Some Call Us Trivial
  • Something Completely Correct
  • Something Completely Different
  • Something Completely Incorrect

S, continued

  • Spam Filter Committee
  • Spam, Egg, Sausage and Spam
  • Spam, Spam, Spam and Quiz
  • Spam, Spam, Trivia and Spam
  • Spanish Inquisition Compliance Team
  • Spanish Inquisition Dodgeball
  • Spare Us the Shrubbery
  • Spiny Norman
  • Spiny Norman's Hedgehogs
  • Splitters From Last Year's Team
  • Splitters of the Bar Tab
  • Splitters United
  • Splitters!

S, continued

  • Spring Surprise
  • Squashed by the Foot
  • Stand and Deliver the Answers
  • Start Again, But Less Silly
  • Still Thinking About Kickoff
  • Stood Up and Lost
  • Stop That Bouzouki
  • Stop That, It's Silly
  • Storage Jar Enthusiasts
  • Stormy Petrel on a Stick
  • Strange Women in Ponds
  • Strongest Castle in These Islands
  • Stumped at the Bridge

S, continued

  • Stun-a-Stoat
  • Stunned by the Hills
  • Stunned Into Seventh
  • Stunned, Not Beaten
  • Summarize the Answer in Fifteen Seconds
  • Supreme Executive Power
  • Swallows
  • Swallows on a Tailwind
  • Swamp Castle Builders
  • Swamp Castle Facilities Team
  • Swamp Castle Historical Society
  • Swamp Castle United
  • Swamp Castle Water Hazards
  • Swamp Kings

T: 157 names

  • 'Tis a Silly Place
  • 'Tis But a Blister
  • 'Tis But a Quiz
  • 'Tis But a Scratch
  • 'Tis But a Stitch
  • Take It in Turns to Be Captain
  • Team Ni
  • Team Tim
  • Ten for That? You Must Be Mad
  • Ten Pins and a Coconut
  • That's an Anteater
  • That's No Ordinary Rabbit
  • That's Not a Score, That's Contradiction
  • That's Not an Answer, That's Contradiction

T, continued

  • That's Not an Argument
  • The Answer Is Resting
  • The Aqueduct Appreciation Society
  • The Argument Clinic
  • The Argument Quiz
  • The Automatic Gainsayers
  • The Black Knight Always Triumphs
  • The Black Knight's Answer Sheet
  • The Black Knight's Bowling Arm
  • The Black Knight's Scorekeepers
  • The Black Knights of the Back Pack
  • The Book of Armaments
  • The Bouzouki Players
  • The Bowler Hat Brigade

T, continued

  • The Breakfast Menu Reciters
  • The Brian Appreciation Front
  • The Bright Siders
  • The Camelot Chorus Line
  • The Capital of Assyria
  • The Capital of Assyria, Final Answer
  • The Castle of Aaargh
  • The Cat Ate Our Answers
  • The Cat's Eaten It
  • The Cave of Caerbannog
  • The Cheese Shop Regulars
  • The Choir Invisible
  • The Church Police
  • The Coconut Canterers

T, continued

  • The Colonel's Objection
  • The Comfy Chair
  • The Comfy Chair Round
  • The Comfy Shoes
  • The Crimson Permanent Assurance
  • The Dead Parrots
  • The Desk in the Field
  • The Dirty Fork Incident
  • The Enchanter Rolls a One
  • The Ex-Parrots
  • The Exploding Penguins
  • The Faithful Patsys
  • The Finest Cheese Shop in the District
  • The First Three Castles
  • The Fish-Slapping Dancers

T, continued

  • The Flying Circus Ground Crew
  • The Foot Came Down
  • The Fourth One Stayed Up
  • The Galaxy Song Singers
  • The Giant Foot
  • The Grail Steering Committee
  • The Grail Trail
  • The Hagglers
  • The Herring Fellers
  • The Holy Grail of Trivia
  • The Intermission
  • The Invincibles, Allegedly
  • The It's Men
  • The Knights Who Say Quiz

T, continued

  • The Larch
  • The Larch Bats
  • The Larch Loop
  • The Larch Round
  • The Largest Scales
  • The Latin Lesson
  • The Liberty Bell Marchers
  • The Lumberjack Glee Club
  • The Machine That Goes Ping
  • The Meaning of Life, Part Eight
  • The Meaning of Trivia
  • The Migratory Coconuts
  • The Miracle of Second Place
  • The Mounties' Chorus

T, continued

  • The Much Rejoicing
  • The Newt Recovery Ward
  • The Not-Quite-So-Brave
  • The Only Member of the Popular Front
  • The Only Member Who Showed Up
  • The Peasants Are Typing
  • The PFJ
  • The Philosophers' Football Club
  • The Pinstripe High-Steppers
  • The Plague Cart Pushers
  • The Quest Committee
  • The Quizzing Circus
  • The Recently Sacked
  • The Right Leg Isn't Silly at All

T, continued

  • The Round Table Regulars
  • The Royal Society for Stacking Things
  • The Sacked and the Re-Sacked
  • The Salmon Mousse Incident
  • The Shrubbery Appreciation Society
  • The Silly Milers
  • The Sixteen-Ton Weights
  • The Slightly Silly Party
  • The Soft Cushions
  • The Summarize Proust Finalists
  • The Three-Headed Knight
  • The Two-Level Effect
  • The Unexpected Inquisitors
  • The Value of Not Being Seen
  • The Van Broke Down

T, continued

  • The Very Big Corporation
  • The Very Naughty Team
  • The Very Silly Party
  • The Vicious Streak a Mile Wide
  • The Viking Chorus
  • The Vocational Guidance Office
  • The Whistling Chorus
  • These Questions Three
  • Thin at One End
  • Thin on Answers, Thick in the Middle
  • This Bloke Won't Haggle
  • This Calls for Immediate Discussion
  • This Is an Ex-Question
  • This Is an Ex-Team

T, continued

  • This Round Has Got Too Silly
  • This Team Has Ceased to Be
  • This Team Is No More
  • Those Responsible Have Been Sacked
  • Thou Shalt Count to Three
  • Three Cardinals on a Bus
  • Three Shall Be the Number
  • Three Shall Be the Number of the Frame
  • Three, Sir
  • Three-Headed Knights Relay Team
  • Tim the Enchanter's Apprentices
  • Tim the Quizmaster
  • Tim's Pyrotechnics Crew
  • Timber Tenors

T, continued

  • Tree Recognition Society
  • Tree to Tree Relay
  • Trees From Quite a Long Way Away
  • Trickier Than We Thought
  • Trouble at the Mill
  • Try and Be Nice to People
  • Tug of War on the Bridge of Death
  • Twelve Feet From Snout to Tail
  • Two Coconuts and a Dream
  • Two Empty Halves of Coconut
  • Two Sheds
  • Two Sheds and a Trophy Cabinet
  • Two Sheds United
  • Two Swallows, One Coconut
  • Two-Thirds Majority

U: 12 names

  • Uncontaminated by Cheese
  • Uncontaminated by Knowledge
  • Uncontaminated by Points
  • Underestimated the Rabbit
  • Underfunded Silly Walkers
  • Unexpected
  • Unladen Answers
  • Unladen Swallows
  • Unladen Swallows FC
  • Unladen Swallows Track Club
  • Unladen Tee Shots
  • Unladen With Knowledge

V: 8 names

  • Venezuelan Beaver Cheese
  • Venezuelan Beaver Cheese Board
  • Very Naughty Boys
  • Very Small Rocks
  • Vicious Chicken of Bristol
  • Viking Chorus FC
  • Vikings
  • Vikings in the Corner Booth

W: 66 names

  • Wake Up, Polly
  • Walk Sillier, Finish Later
  • We Are No Longer the Knights
  • We Chickened Out of the Tiebreaker
  • We Demand a Shrubbery
  • We Didn't Even Eat the Mousse
  • We Don't Know That
  • We Don't Like Spam
  • We Found Some Lovely Filth
  • We Got Better
  • We Got Better at Geography
  • We Got Better, Then Worse
  • We Interrupt This Quiz

W, continued

  • We Jog All Night
  • We Panicked
  • We Think We'll Go for a Walk
  • We Wanted to Be Lumberjacks
  • We Wanted to Be Winners
  • We Wish to Register a Complaint
  • We'd Like to Have an Argument
  • We'll Call It a Draw
  • We'll Call It a Jog
  • We'll Come In Again
  • We'll Come In Last Again
  • We'll Take the Gourd
  • We're All Individuals

W, continued

  • We're Getting Better
  • We're Getting Better Every Mile
  • We're Lumberjacks and We're OK
  • We're Not Dead Yet
  • We're Not Wrong Yet
  • We're Out of Camembert
  • We're Quizzers and We're OK
  • We've Had Worse
  • We've Had Worse Hills
  • Weighs the Same as a Duck
  • Weighs the Same as a Tiebreaker
  • Welcome to the Middle of the Quiz
  • Wensleydale

W, continued

  • Wensleydale Wednesday
  • Wensleydale? Yes?
  • What About a Pointed Stick?
  • What Has IT Ever Done for Us?
  • What Has the Quizmaster Ever Done for Us?
  • What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?
  • What Have We Ever Done for Us?
  • What Is Your Favorite Color?
  • What Is Your Favorite Mile?
  • What Is Your Pace?
  • What Is Your Quest?
  • What Is Your Quiz?
  • What's It Doing There? Standing

W, continued

  • What, the Curtains?
  • When Danger Reared Its Ugly Head
  • Where Is the Fish?
  • Whistlers
  • Whistling in Last Place
  • Whither Canada?
  • Whizzo Quality Assortment
  • Wise in the Ways of Science
  • Wise in the Ways of Trivia
  • Witch Weighing Guild
  • Wonderful Spam Singers
  • Write It Out a Hundred Times
  • Written In in Crayon
  • Wrong at Both Ends

X: 1 name

  • Ximenez and the Cardinals

Y: 6 names

  • Yes It Is
  • Yes, We Are All Different
  • You're No Fun Anymore
  • You're Supposed to Haggle
  • You've Got to Think for Yourselves
  • Your Lupins or Your Life

0-9: 1 name

  • 900 Miles an Hour