Funny Pig Name Generator
Pork puns, breakfast jokes and deadpan pig names
Funny pig names from end to end: puns like Chris P. Bacon, Amy Swinehouse and Hogatha Christie, breakfast names, ironic size names like They Said Mini and deadpan picks like Kevin.
About funny pig names
Pigs may be the easiest animal on the farm to name for a laugh. The vocabulary does half the work: ham, hog, boar, swine, snout, sty and oink all slide into famous names and phrases. That gives you Amy Swinehouse, Frank Swinatra, Tom Hamks, Hogatha Christie, Oink Floyd and Sty's the Limit, next to the dozen classics most pig owners already know, such as Chris P. Bacon, Ham Solo and Pigcasso.
Puns are only one kind of joke here. The list also has breakfast and deli names (Turkey Bacon, Second Breakfast, Continental Breakfast), appetite jokes like Garbage Disposal and Lawn Aerator, mock titles such as Chief Rooting Officer, and deadpan human names: a pig called Kevin, Todd the Intern or Tax Attorney Brian. The ironic size names have a true story behind them. "Teacup" is a sales term and not a breed, and many pigs sold as minis grow past 100 pounds, which is how a pig ends up named They Said Mini, Not So Teacup or Still Growing.
Pigs are smart and learn their names quickly, so pick one you are happy to call across a yard. The jokes are meant to be clean, which makes the list a fit for 4-H projects, petting farms and school visits.
How to choose funny pig names
- Decide how you feel about pork jokes first. Pulled Pork is funny to some owners and grim to others, and the list has plenty of puns that have nothing to do with the menu.
- Plan a short call name. Pigs learn names fast, and a long joke like Assistant to the Regional Hog still needs something quick to shout at feeding time.
- Match ironic names to the pig in front of you. Dainty, Featherweight and Dry Clean Only are funniest on a large pig that loves mud.
- Naming a pair or a litter? Stick to one theme, such as Swine Lake and Squeal of Fortune for show puns, or Kevin, Todd and Chad for deadpan names.
Frequently asked questions
What are some funny names for a pig?
The ones most people know are puns such as Chris P. Bacon, Ham Solo, Pigcasso and Albert Swinestein. This list goes further with Amy Swinehouse, Luke Stywalker, Hogatha Christie, Lard of the Rings and Wurst Case Scenario, plus deadpan names like Kevin.
What is a funny name for a mini pig?
Ironic size names suit mini pigs, because many of them grow far bigger than the seller suggested. Try They Said Mini, Not So Teacup, Still Growing or Wrecking Ball. For the opposite joke, go with Pocket Size or Dainty.
Are these pig names family-friendly?
Yes. The list was written without crude, adult or mean-spirited jokes, so the names work for 4-H and FFA projects, petting farms and classroom visits. Some names do joke about bacon and ham, so skip those if that is not your sense of humor.
Do pigs really learn their names?
Yes. Pigs are intelligent animals and can learn to respond to a name with regular use and food rewards. Short, clear names are easier to learn, so a long pun works best alongside a short everyday version.
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All 500 funny pig names
A: 17 names
- Across the Boar
- Admiral Snuffles
- Albert Swinestein
- Alfred Hitchhock
- All Day Breakfast
- All You Can Eat
- Amber
- Amy Grunt
- Amy Swinehouse
- And Sow It Begins
- Andouille
- Appetizer
- Archduke Hamsburg
- Ashley
- Assistant to the Regional Hog
- Auld Lang Swine
- Aunt Rhonda
B: 42 names
- Baby Back Ribs
- Backhoe
- Bacon Me Crazy
- Bacon of Hope
- Bacon Soda
- Ball Hog
- Ballpork Figure
- Baroness Bristlewick
- Beanbag
- Beanpole
- Bear Hog
- Biff
- Billboar Hot 100
- Bitsy
- Black Hole
- Blanket Hog
- BLT
- Blue Plate Special
- Boar Games
- Boar Grylls
- Boarbra Streisand
- Boarcelona
- Boarder Collie
- Boarding Pass
- Boarista
- Boarmuda Triangle
- Boarn This Way
- Boarn to Be Wild
- Boaromir
- Boarrito
- Bowling Ball
- Brad
- Bratwurst
- Breakfast Burrito
- Brent
- Brian
- Bringing Home the Bacon
- Bristle While You Work
- Brittany
- Broken Link
- Bubble Bath
- Buffet Line
C: 33 names
- Calvin Swine
- Canadian Bacon
- Cannonball
- Carbonara
- Cardboar Box
- Carnitas
- Cary Grunt
- Central Pork
- Chad
- Chairman of the Boar
- Cheryl
- Chet
- Chewbacon
- Chief Rooting Officer
- Chop Chop
- Chopsticks
- Chorizo
- Chris P. Bacon
- Chuck
- Clean Plate Club
- Clear as Mud
- Club Sandwich
- Coach Todd
- Colonel Kernel
- Compost Bin
- Continental Breakfast
- Corn Dog
- Cornelius P. Oinkwell III
- Countess Curlytail
- Cubano
- Cuff Links
- Curly Fry
- Czar of the Trough
D: 23 names
- Dainty
- Dale
- Dame Wallowby
- Darryl
- Denise
- Derek
- Dinner Bell
- Director of Mud Operations
- Disgruntled Employee
- Dishwasher
- Divine Swine
- Doctor Kyle
- Dolly Porkton
- Don Porkleone
- Don't Go Bacon My Heart
- Doorstop
- Dorothy Porker
- Double Truffle
- Draco Mudfoy
- Drew Boarymore
- Dry Clean Only
- Duck Duck Oink
- Dustin
E: 6 names
- Earl of Sandwich
- Eggs Benedict
- Emperor Porkius Maximus
- Ernest Hamingway
- Excavator
- Extra Crispy
F: 16 names
- Feather
- Featherweight
- Feed Me Seymour
- Figure It Snout
- Fine Swine
- Flying Pig
- Flyweight
- Food Critic
- For Better or Wurst
- Frank Swinatra
- Frankenswine
- Free Hogs
- Free Swilly
- Freight Train
- French Toast
- Fresh Laundry
G: 19 names
- Gail
- Garbage Disposal
- Garden Wrecker
- Gertrude Swine
- Get Squeal
- Ghost Riders in the Sty
- Globe Trotter
- Good Swill Hunting
- Governor Grunt
- Graham Cracker
- Grand Old Duke of Pork
- Green Eggs and Ham
- Grew Anyway
- Grits
- Ground Crew
- Groundhog Day
- Group Hog
- Grunt Work
- Guinea Pig
H: 42 names
- Half Portion
- Ham Dunk
- Ham I Am
- Ham on Rye
- Ham Radio
- Ham Sandwich
- Ham Solo
- Hamadeus Mozart
- Hambassador
- Hambulance
- Hambush
- Hammertime
- Hammock
- Hamnesia
- Hamwise Gamgee
- Hand Sanitizer
- Hangry
- Happy Walloween
- Hash Brown
- Head of Composting
- Health Inspector
- Heather
- Heavyweight Champ
- Her Royal Hogness
- Here Comes Truffle
- Here's Mud in Your Eye
- Hermione Grunter
- Hip Slop
- Hog Heaven
- Hog It Out
- Hog the Remote
- Hogatha Christie
- Hogden Nash
- Hoggrid
- Hogs and Kisses
- Home Fries
- Hot Dog
- House of Lards
- Housekeeping
- Hugh Grunt
- Humphrey Boargart
- Hyperlink
I: 4 names
- Igpay Atinlay
- Immaculate
- Inside Snout
- Is It Dinner Yet
J: 8 names
- Jabba the Hog
- Jason
- Jerry Swinefeld
- Jessica
- Judith
- Jurassic Pork
- Just Ribbing
- Justin
K: 9 names
- Kaiser Roll
- Karate Chop
- Kathleen
- Kevin
- Kevin from IT
- Keyboar Warrior
- Kids' Menu
- Kielbasa
- Kyle
L: 21 names
- Lady Trufflesworth
- Lamb Chop
- Landlard
- Landscape Architect
- Lard Byron
- Lard of the Dance
- Lard of the Manor
- Lard of the Rings
- Lard Voldemort
- Lawn Aerator
- Leftovers
- Let's Make a Squeal
- Lightweight
- Link in Bio
- Linkin Pork
- Loin King
- Loinel Richie
- Lord Porkington III
- Luke Stywalker
- Lumberjack Special
- Lyle
M: 29 names
- Major Appetite
- Maple Syrup
- Marquess of Mudbury
- Marshwallow
- Mayor McSqueal
- Merle
- Micro
- Midnight Snack
- Mild Boar
- Minister of Snacks
- Missing Link
- Mitch
- Mortadella
- Mr. Blue Sty
- Mr. Peterson
- Mrs. Abernathy
- Mud About You
- Mud Hatter
- Mud Libs
- Mud Max
- Mud Men
- Mud Scientist
- Mud, Sweat and Tears
- Mudagascar
- Mudeline
- Mudonna
- Multitusker
- Mutton Chops
- My Name Is Mud
N: 15 names
- Nancy
- Navy Squeal
- Neat Freak
- Never Boaring
- New Hampshire
- New Pork City
- Niels Boar
- No Truffle at All
- Non Slop
- Not a Guinea Pig
- Not a Hamster
- Not a Hedgehog
- Not So Teacup
- Notary Public
- Notorious P.I.G.
O: 16 names
- Officer Brad
- Oink Floyd
- Oink Panther
- Oink-a-Doodle-Doo
- Oinkasaurus Rex
- Oinkerbell
- Oinklahoma
- Oinkling
- Oinkognito
- Oinksy
- Oinktober
- Oinkwell
- On My Wurst Behavior
- One Slop Shop
- Ottoman
- Over Easy
P: 56 names
- Pancetta
- Paperweight
- Patricia
- Pearls Before Swine
- Pen and Oink
- Pen Name
- Pen Pal
- Pen Station
- Pepperoni
- Percival Snoutington Esq.
- Personal Stylist
- Petite
- Pie in the Sty
- Pig Bang Theory
- Pig Ben
- Pig Brother
- Pig Cheese
- Pig Deal
- Pig Dipper
- Pig in a Blanket
- Pig in a Poke
- Pig Kahuna
- Pig Newton
- Pig Out
- Pig Shot
- Pigachu
- Pigcasso
- Pigfoot
- Pigglypuff
- Piggy Azalea
- Piggy Bank
- Piggy Smalls
- Piggyback Ride
- Pigmalion
- Pigment of My Imagination
- Pignic Basket
- Pigsaw Puzzle
- Pigture Day
- Pigture Perfect
- Pit Slop
- Play It Again Ham
- Pocket Size
- Pork and Beans
- Pork Avenue
- Pork Barrel
- Pork Knox
- Pork Ranger
- Porkour
- Porktugal
- Porkupine
- Pre-Rinse Cycle
- President Pigglesworth
- Princess Piggles von Snortsalot
- Pristine
- Prosciutto
- Pulled Pork
Q: 2 names
- Quality Control
- Queen Pigtoria
R: 13 names
- Rasher Decision
- Reach for the Sty
- Reginald Snufflepants IV
- Research Grunt
- Rhonda
- Rib Tickler
- Rib Van Winkle
- Ribbit
- Road Hog
- Roadblock
- Root Beer Float
- Root Cause
- Rototiller
S: 83 names
- Salami
- Sample Size
- Sarah Jessica Porker
- Sausage Gravy
- Sausage Roll
- Save My Bacon
- Schnitzel
- Scott
- Second Breakfast
- Seconds Please
- Senior Truffle Analyst
- Sergeant Pepperoni
- Sheriff of Nottingham
- Short Stack
- Side of Bacon
- Silly Sausage
- Sir Oinks-a-Lot
- Six Degrees of Bacon
- Skateboar
- Skinny Latte
- Slim
- Slop Chef
- Slop Gun
- Slop Secret
- Slop Till You Drop
- Snaccident
- Snort Circuit
- Snort Notice
- Snort Order Cook
- Snort Story
- Snout and About
- Snout of This World
- Snoutkast
- Snoutlander
- Snoutlaw
- Snoutstanding
- Sofa
- Sold Snout Show
- Sous Chef
- South Pork
- Sow Be It
S, continued
- Sow Far Sow Good
- Sow What
- Sowthern Belle
- Spa Day
- Spam Folder
- Spare Rib
- Speed Bump
- Spork
- Spotless
- Spotlight Hog
- Spring Cleaning
- Square Root
- Squeaky Clean
- Squeal Appeal
- Squeal Deal
- Squeal Estate
- Squeal of Fortune
- Squeal or No Squeal
- Squeal Team Six
- Squeals on Wheels
- Steamroller
- Stick in the Mud
- Still Growing
- Strawberry Snortcake
- String Bean
- Sty Me a River
- Sty's the Limit
- Substitute Teacher
- Sunday Best
- Sunny Side Up
- Supposedly Mini
- Surfboar
- Swill Ferrell
- Swill Power
- Swill Smith
- Swill.i.am
- Swilliam Shakespeare
- Swine and Dine
- Swine Dining
- Swine Lake
- Swine of the Times
- Swinston Churchill
T: 30 names
- Table Scraps
- Take It for Grunted
- Tammy
- Taste Tester
- Tax Attorney Brian
- Tenderloin
- The Oinkredible Hulk
- The Pig Lebowski
- The Right Honorable Hog
- They Said Mini
- Thirds Please
- Tiffany
- Todd
- Todd the Intern
- Tom Hamks
- Tonya
- Toothpick
- Trent
- Trough Cookie
- Trough Crowd
- Trough Love
- Trough Luck
- Truffle Brewing
- Truffle in Paradise
- Truffle Maker
- Turkey Bacon
- Tusk Force
- Tusk Tusk
- Twiggy
- Tyler
U: 3 names
- Ulysses S. Grunt
- Uncle Dale
- Uncle Ham
V: 3 names
- Vacuum Cleaner
- Veggie Bacon
- Viscount Snufflington