Dark Humor Team Name Generator

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Browse 1,000 dark humor team names for trivia nights, bowling, golf, softball, fantasy leagues and office teams: cemetery puns like Six Feet Under Par, cheerful pessimism like Doomed From the Start, afterlife paperwork like Form 27B: Request to Haunt, and deadpan lines like Mildly Doomed.

About dark humor team names

A dark humor team name gets its laugh from the one opponent nobody beats. It treats a losing season, a Monday meeting or a gutter ball as if it were a funeral, and it does so with a straight face: Six Feet Under Par, Doomed From the Start, Quiz in Peace. This is dark humor (dark humour in British spelling), the old habit of joking about death, doom and bad luck, and it suits any team that would rather laugh at its record than defend it.

The 1,000 names here come in distinct styles so rerolls do not repeat one joke. There are cemetery and funeral puns (Coffin Break, Remains to Be Seen), cheerful pessimism (We Peaked Already, Mathematically Eliminated), Grim Reaper and afterlife paperwork (Death Takes a Number, Afterlife Help Desk), existential shrugs (Entropy Always Wins), lines for bowling, golf, running, softball and fantasy leagues (Gutter Despair, Buried Lie, Waiver Wire Wake), office gallows wit (Cubicle Catacombs), Gothic literary nods (Nevermore Wins, Wuthering Lows), end-of-the-world names (Apocalypse Later) and bad-luck names (Murphy's Law Firm).

The list keeps to the make-believe side of death: reapers, headstones, curses and the end of the world. It is written to be read aloud at a league sign-up, with the joke always on the team that wears the name.

How to choose dark humor team names

  • Say the name aloud the way the organizer will at sign-up. If you expect a wince instead of a grin, choose a gentler line such as Mildly Doomed or Technically Still Here.
  • Pick a joke from your own game when you can: Rest in Pins for bowling, Rest in Par for golf, Last Legs Relay for a fun run, or Final Answer, Final Resting Place for quiz night.
  • Short names fit a scoreboard, a shirt back or a fantasy app's character limit: Dirt Nap, Gloom Service, Net Losses. Save the long ones, like This Meeting Could Have Been a Eulogy, for a banner or the group chat.
  • Keep the joke on your own team. Gallows humor works when a group laughs at its own record, so skip a death pun in a week when a teammate has had a real loss.
  • A name with a tagline, such as The Pallbearers (We Carry the Team), gives you a ready chant: put the first half on the score sheet and the second on the shirt.

Frequently asked questions

What are some good dark humor team names?

Try Six Feet Under Par, Doomed From the Start, Future Ghosts or Last Place, First to the Bar. For something drier there is Mildly Doomed and Alive, Reportedly, and for an office team there is Exit Interview With the Reaper or Cubicle Catacombs.

Can we use these names at work or in a family league?

They are written to be read aloud at a league sign-up or an office event. The humor is about make-believe death, doom and bad luck, as in Coffin Break or Slightly Cursed, and the joke is always on the team itself. Every group is different, so run your pick past the organizer if you are unsure.

What makes a team name dark humor rather than scary?

A scary name tries to intimidate the other side. A dark humor name does the opposite: it predicts its own defeat or treats a small failure as a funeral, as in Here Lies Our Season or Pre-Defeated for Your Convenience.

Do these work for fantasy football and other fantasy leagues?

Yes. One group is written for fantasy leagues, with names like Waiver Wire Wake, Draft Day Dirge and Injured Reserve Residents, and most of the pessimistic names fit any league. None of them is built on a player's name, so they do not date when rosters change.

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A: 42 names

  • A Bit Dead, Honestly
  • A Cautionary Tale
  • A Modest Demise
  • A Murder of Crows, an Attempted Win
  • A Plot of Our Own
  • A Small Catastrophe
  • Abandon All Hope
  • Abandon Hope, Keep Score Anyway
  • Abandon Ship, Keep the Snacks
  • Absurdists With Snacks
  • Abyss Appreciation Society
  • Action Items From the Grave
  • Afterlife Help Desk
  • Afterlife Orientation Week

A, continued

  • Agile Until Fragile
  • Air Balls and Last Calls
  • Airmail to the Afterlife
  • Albatross Around Our Necks
  • Alive, Reportedly
  • Alley Wake
  • Amalgamated Mourners Union
  • An Afterthought With Jerseys
  • An Unfortunate Series of Games
  • Ancient Curse, Modern Problems
  • And Then There Were None Correct
  • Annabel Lee's Book Club
  • Annual Review Pallbearers
  • Answers Lost at Sea

A, continued

  • Anvil Catchers
  • Anything That Can Go Wrong
  • Anyway, We Lost
  • Apocalypse Later
  • Apologies to Our Fans, Both of Them
  • Approach With Dread
  • Armageddon Outta Here
  • Armageddon Tired of This
  • Arrows Point to Failure
  • As Foretold
  • Ashes to Ashes, Last to Last
  • Ask the Audience, They Left
  • Asteroid Welcoming Committee
  • Autocorrect Our Epitaph

B: 66 names

  • Backlog of Regrets
  • Bad Luck Charms
  • Bad Omens Bowling Club
  • Bags of Regret
  • Ball Polish and Epitaphs
  • Ball Return to Sender
  • Banana Peel Testers
  • Bandwidth of a Corpse
  • Banner Year for Someone Else
  • Basement Dwellers League Champs
  • Batting a Thousand Sorrows
  • Bcc: The Void
  • Be Careful What You Wish For

B, continued

  • Becalmed and Bewildered
  • Behind the Eight Ball Forever
  • Beige Walls, Bleak Thoughts
  • Being and Nothingness and Nachos
  • Belay Off, Hopes Off
  • Benched Our Best, Naturally
  • Benchwarmers of the Beyond
  • Benevolent Order of Gravediggers
  • Bereft
  • Best Before Yesterday
  • Beware the Ides of Every Month
  • Big Sleep
  • Bitter Ends

B, continued

  • Black Cats Crossing
  • Black Crepe and Veils
  • Bleak Chic
  • Bleak House Rules
  • Bleak Outlook Weekly
  • Blisters and Last Wishes
  • Block Party at the Cemetery
  • Bocce Balls of Fate
  • Bogey Men of the Back Nine
  • Bone Dry Humorists
  • Bonus Round of Despair
  • Boom or Bust, Mostly Bust
  • Born to Lose, Paid to Enter

B, continued

  • Born Under a Bad Sign
  • Borrowed Molecules
  • Borrowed Time Lenders
  • Both Winning and Losing Until Observed
  • Bottom of the Ninth Circle
  • Box Score Obituaries
  • Bracket Busted by Breakfast
  • Brain Cells in Mourning
  • Break Room Requiem
  • Briefly Promising
  • Broken Mirror Collectors
  • Budget Cuts Both Ways
  • Bullseye on Our Backs

B, continued

  • Bump, Set, Regret
  • Bumper Lanes Were Our Peak
  • Bunker Book Club
  • Buried in the General Knowledge
  • Buried Lie
  • Buried the Lede, Then Ourselves
  • Burpees Until the Reaper Calls
  • Bury Us in Our Bowling Shirts
  • Bust on Every Throw
  • Busts in the Hall of Shame
  • Butler Did It Again
  • Buzzards' Brunch
  • Buzzkills
  • Bye Week Blues Band

C: 66 names

  • Caddies of Doom
  • Calamity Regulars
  • Calendar Invite to the Void
  • Calmly Going Under
  • Canaries in the Coal Mine
  • Canned Goods and Bad Moods
  • Capture the Flag, Surrender It
  • Carpe Diem, Then Nap
  • Carrion Luggage
  • Cart Path to Nowhere
  • Cask of Amontillado Tasting Club
  • Casket Case
  • Cassandra Told You So

C, continued

  • Casually Perishing
  • Catacomb Tour Guides
  • Category: Things We Do Not Know
  • Caught Looking at the Abyss
  • Cause of Death: Round Four
  • Cc: The Abyss
  • Cellar Tenants
  • Cemetery Gates and Recreation
  • Cemetery Groundskeepers' Lunch Hour
  • Cemetery Nine Country Club
  • Cerberus Dog Walkers
  • Chalk It Up to Fate
  • Chalk Outline on Lane Six

C, continued

  • Championship Window Painted Shut
  • Charon's Carpool
  • Cheerful Nihilists
  • Chess With Death
  • Chicken Little Was Right
  • Choke Artists in Residence
  • Chunked, Skulled and Buried
  • Cinderella Stayed Home
  • Circling Back From Beyond
  • Civilization Was a Phase
  • Clubhouse Wake
  • Clueless in the Conservatory
  • Cobwebs on the Chandelier

C, continued

  • Cockroaches Will Outlast Us
  • Codicil Committee
  • Coffin Break
  • Cold Feet, Toe Tags
  • Collapse in Progress
  • Collapse of Polite Society
  • Columbarium Condo Board
  • Commissioner's Condolences
  • Confidently Incorrect to the End
  • Consolation Bracket Kings and Queens
  • Corner Pocket Coffin
  • Coroners' Softball Auxiliary
  • Cosmic Insignificance Club

C, continued

  • Couch to 5K to Coffin
  • Could Be Worse, Barely
  • Cover the Mirrors, Stop the Clocks
  • Cramps of the Damned
  • Crematorium Open Mic
  • Crossed Fingers, Crossed Wires
  • Crows in a Row
  • Crypt Currency Investors
  • Crypt Sitters Club
  • Cubicle Catacombs
  • Curling Up and Giving Up
  • Cursed by a Vending Machine
  • Curtain Call Declined
  • Cut Flowers on Day Nine

D: 66 names

  • Danse Macabre
  • Dark Horses, Darker Thoughts
  • Darts in the Dark
  • Davy Jones' Locker Room
  • Dawn Patrol, Dusk Regrets
  • Dead Batteries Included
  • Dead Calm Sailing Club
  • Dead Ends
  • Dead Inside, Reply All
  • Dead Legs, Deader Pace
  • Dead Reckoning
  • Dead Solid Imperfect
  • Dead Weight

D, continued

  • Dead Wood Collectors
  • Dead Wrong Again
  • Deadpan Handlers
  • Dearly Beloved, We Are Gathered to Lose
  • Dearly Departed From the Standings
  • Death Rattle and Roll
  • Death Takes a Number
  • Death's Door Greeters
  • Debbie Downers
  • Decomposing Gracefully
  • Deduced Nothing
  • Defeat Is Our Comfort Zone
  • Deliverables Dead on Arrival

D, continued

  • Departures Lounge
  • Destined for the Basement
  • Dig Our Own Graves Volleyball
  • Dignity Was a Preseason Goal
  • Dink Responsibly, Perish Eventually
  • Dinosaurs Before the Rock
  • Dinosaurs With Lanyards
  • Dire Consequences
  • Dirge Dancers
  • Dirt Nap
  • Disappointing Since Tryouts
  • Divot Diggers, Grave Diggers
  • Divots of Despair

D, continued

  • Dodgeball Targets
  • Dodo Alumni Association
  • Dodos With Dreams
  • Dogleg Left for Dead
  • Doldrums Rowing Team
  • Doom Bloom
  • Doomed From the Start
  • Doomed in the Tenth
  • Doomsayers
  • Doomsday Clock Watchers
  • Dorian Gray's Portrait Studio
  • Double Bogey, Double Sorrow
  • Double Faults and Final Thoughts

D, continued

  • Double or Nothing, Probably Nothing
  • Down the Drain Lane
  • Draft Day Dirge
  • Dragon Boat to the Underworld
  • Draped Urns
  • Dread and Butter
  • Drew the Tower Card
  • Driving Range of Despair
  • Dugout Diggers
  • Dumbwaiter of Doom
  • Dust in the Wind Sprints
  • Dust to Dust Bunnies
  • Dying Houseplants Society
  • Dynasty of Dust

E: 32 names

  • East Wing Is Off Limits
  • Ectoplasm Cleanup Crew
  • Educated Guesses, Uneducated Results
  • Eight Ball in the Coffin Corner
  • Elegy in a Country Clubhouse
  • Eliminated in Spirit
  • Elimination Station
  • Embalmers Anonymous
  • Empty Net, Empty Hearts
  • Empty Roster Spot Memorial

E, continued

  • End Times Table
  • Entombed
  • Entropy Always Wins
  • Entropy's Favorite Team
  • Epitaph Proofreaders
  • Epitaph: They Guessed
  • Error on the Entire Team
  • Escape Room, No Escape
  • Estate Sale Early Birds
  • Eternal Rest Stop
  • Eternal Runners-Up

E, continued

  • Evil Eye Chart
  • Exact Change for the Ferryman
  • Exercise in Futility
  • Existential Dread Lifters
  • Exit Interview With the Reaper
  • Expect Nothing, Still Disappointed
  • Expected Lifespan: One Season
  • Expense Report Limbo
  • Expiration Date Checkers
  • Extinction Event Planners
  • Extra Innings, Extra Suffering

F: 54 names

  • Fainting Couch Athletes
  • Fairway to Heaven's Waiting Room
  • Fall of the House of Ushers
  • Fallout Shelter Decorators
  • Family Plot Holes
  • Fatalists
  • Fatally Misinformed
  • Fate's Punching Bags
  • Fescue Rescue Failed
  • Field Day of Reckoning
  • Fifth Horseman: Mild Inconvenience
  • Fifty-Fifty and Still Wrong
  • Final Answer, Final Resting Place

F, continued

  • Final Boarding Call
  • Final Countdown Miscounters
  • Fine, in a Tragic Sort of Way
  • First Ones Out
  • First Round Regret
  • Flagstick at Half-Mast
  • Flex Spot of Sorrows
  • Floor Is Zero, Ceiling Is Also Zero
  • Florists of Finality
  • Flowers in Lieu of Points
  • Flying Buttresses of Despair
  • Footnote in Someone's Victory
  • Fore Funerals and a Wedding
  • Forgot to Set the Lineup Again

F, continued

  • Forgotten at the Rest Stop
  • Forlorn Hope
  • Form 27B: Request to Haunt
  • Forsaken
  • Fortune Cookie Was Blank
  • Fortune Does Not Favor Us
  • Fossil Record Holders
  • Foul Balls and Funerals
  • Foul Play Suspected
  • Four Hackers of the Apocalypse
  • Four Horsemen and a Substitute
  • Four-Leaf Clover Allergy
  • Fourth Quarter Faders

F, continued

  • Frame Ten, Hope Zero
  • Frankenstein's Group Project
  • Fraternal Order of the Final Curtain
  • Free Will, Bad Choices
  • Friday Deploy Mourners
  • Friday the Thirteenth Regulars
  • Front Nine Optimists, Back Nine Realists
  • Fruit Flies' Life Expectancy
  • Full Mourning, Half Effort
  • Fumble Recovery Not Expected
  • Funeral Directors' Cut
  • Funeral March
  • Futility Players
  • Future Ghosts

G: 39 names

  • Gallows Giggles
  • Garbage Time Legends
  • Garbage Time Was Our Time
  • Gargoyles With Opinions
  • Gently Circling the Drain
  • Geography Is Where We Go to Die
  • Ghost of a Chance
  • Ghost Onboarding Committee
  • Ghost Writers of Our Own Obituary
  • Ghosts of Seasons Past
  • Gloom Service
  • Gloomy Gusses
  • Glory Days Never Happened

G, continued

  • Going About as Expected
  • Going the Way of the Dodo
  • Gone But Not Forgiven
  • Gone Phishing, Never Returned
  • Googling From the Grave
  • Grave Concerns
  • Grave Doubts
  • Grave Matters
  • Grave Mistakes
  • Grave New World
  • Graveyard Poets Softball Club
  • Graveyard Smirk
  • Great Beyond Customer Support

G, continued

  • Greens Fees and Grave Fees
  • Greenskeeper's Revenge
  • Gremlins in the Gear Bag
  • Grim Outlook
  • Grim Reaper's Day Off
  • Grip It and Weep
  • Group Chat Punching Bag
  • Guessing C Until We Die
  • Guild of Unpaid Pallbearers
  • Gutter Despair
  • Gutter Graves
  • Gutter Regulars Anonymous
  • Gutterball Memorial League

H: 34 names

  • Half Empty and Leaking
  • Handcuffed to a Sinking Ship
  • Harbingers of Lunch
  • Harvest Quota Unmet
  • Haunting License Renewal
  • Have You Tried Turning Hope Off
  • Headcount Minus Us
  • Headless Horsemen, Heedless Plans
  • Headpin, Headstone
  • Heads We Lose, Tails We Lose
  • Headstone Cold Sober

H, continued

  • Hearse and Buggy
  • Hearse Case Scenario
  • Hearse Drivers' Carpool Lane
  • Heat Death Happy Hour
  • Heathcliff's Mood Swings
  • Here Lies Our Season
  • Hexed and Perplexed
  • History Will Forget Us
  • Hitting the Wall, Staying There
  • Hold Music of the Damned
  • Hollow Victories, Hollow Inside

H, continued

  • Honorable Mention at Best
  • Hook, Line and Sinking
  • Hope Is Not a Strategy
  • Hopes Were Never Up
  • Horoscope Said Stay Home
  • Horseshoe Hung Upside Down
  • Horseshoes and Hearse Shoes
  • Hourglass Half Empty
  • Hourglass Watchers
  • Human Remains Resources
  • Hump Day Hearse
  • Hydration Station Mourners

I: 16 names

  • I Can't Believe It's Not Last
  • Icebreaker Victims
  • Icing on the Casket
  • Ill Omens
  • Ill Winds
  • Ill-Fated From the Coin Toss
  • In Loving Memory of Our Average
  • In the Library With the Wrong Answer

I, continued

  • In the Long Run We're All Benched
  • Indifferent Cosmos FC
  • Injured Reserve Residents
  • Interred Party
  • Is Anybody There? Knock Once
  • Is That Your Final Sigh
  • It Was DNS, Rest Its Soul
  • It Was Nice While It Lasted

J: 4 names

  • Jekyll and Hide From Responsibility
  • Jinxed It Again
  • Joyless but Organized
  • Just a Flesh Wound

K: 13 names

  • Kanban of the Condemned
  • Karaoke Dirge Night
  • Keeper League of the Damned
  • Kegler's Requiem
  • Key Performance Inevitabilities
  • Kickball Casualties
  • Kicker Cost Us Everything
  • Killing Time, Not Questions
  • Killjoys
  • Kind Regards From the Brink
  • Kingpin's Last Stand
  • Knock on Wood Rot
  • Knocking on Death's Doorbell

L: 49 names

  • Lambs to the League
  • Lane Number Thirteen
  • Lanes of Lamentation
  • Laser Tag, We're Out First
  • Last Brain Cell Standing
  • Last Call at the Snack Bar
  • Last Can of Beans
  • Last Gasp
  • Last Legs Relay
  • Last of the Mammoths
  • Last Place Punishment Planners
  • Last Place, First to the Bar

L, continued

  • Last Putt Standing
  • Last Song of the Night
  • Late Round Laments
  • Leads Were Made to Be Blown
  • League Dues Donors
  • League of Extraordinarily Tired People
  • Left on Base Forever
  • Legacy Code, Legacy of Sorrow
  • Legend of Sleepy Hollow Legs
  • Lenore's Lost Cause
  • Let's Take This Offline, Forever
  • Light at the End Is a Train

L, continued

  • Light Peril
  • Lightning Round, Thunderous Failure
  • Lightning Struck Twice
  • Limbo Lounge Regulars
  • Lineup Lock Regrets
  • Listed as Questionable
  • Living on Layaway
  • Locked In for Eternity
  • Lofted and Lost
  • Long Faces, Short Season
  • Long Goodbye
  • Loser's Bracket Lifers

L, continued

  • Losing Is a Lifestyle
  • Losing Streak Curators
  • Lost at Sea Level
  • Lost Ball, Lost Hope
  • Lost by a Decimal
  • Lost Causes
  • Lost Souls
  • Lost the Coin Toss, Then the Coin
  • Love Means Nothing to Us
  • Loved Ones Notified
  • Low Expectations, Lower Results
  • Low-Hanging Fruit, Rotting
  • Luck Index: Bottomless

M: 49 names

  • Macabre Cabaret
  • Magic Eight Ball Says Doubtful
  • Mandatory Fun Casualties
  • Marathon of Misery
  • Masque of the Red Shirts
  • Mass Extinction RSVP
  • Mathematically Alive, Spiritually Gone
  • Mathematically Eliminated
  • Mausoleum Timeshare Owners
  • Mayflies With Weekend Plans
  • Mayfly Union Local 404
  • Meaningless but Punctual

M, continued

  • Memento Mori, Bring Snacks
  • Mercury Is Always in Retrograde
  • Meteor Shower Thoughts
  • Middle Management Mausoleum
  • Midlife Crisis Management
  • Midnight Dreary Regulars
  • Midnight on the Doomsday Dial
  • Mildly Doomed
  • Mile Markers and Grave Markers
  • Minor Setback, Total Ruin
  • Misfortune 500
  • Mishap Appreciation Night

M, continued

  • Miss Havisham's Wedding Party
  • Mistakes Were Made, Mostly Ours
  • Mock Drafts, Mocked Results
  • Moderate Misfortune
  • Moment of Silence for Our Lead
  • Mondays of the Damned
  • Monkey's Paw Draft Picks
  • Morbid Fascination
  • Morbid Mob
  • Morbidly Curious
  • Morbidly Optimistic
  • Morticians' Mixed Doubles

M, continued

  • Most Points Against, Every Year
  • Mostly Cloudy Forever
  • Moths to a Flame
  • Mourning After League Night
  • Mourning People
  • Moving the Needle Toward Doom
  • Mr. Grim Will See You Now
  • Mr. Hyde and Seek
  • Mulligans in the Afterlife
  • Murder on the Scoreboard Express
  • Murphy's Law Firm
  • Music Round Mourners
  • My Bench Outscored My Starters

N: 20 names

  • Nacho Average Tragedy
  • Naysayers
  • Negative Points Possible
  • Net Losses
  • Net Result: Doom
  • Nevermore Wins
  • Nine Lives, Eight Used
  • No Hints Left, No Hope Left
  • Northanger Shabby
  • Not Dead Yet, Just Resting

N, continued

  • Not Great, Thanks for Asking
  • Not on the List, Sir
  • Nothing but Rough
  • Nothing Good to Report
  • Nothing Known, Nothing Gained
  • Nothing Matters, Let's Play
  • Nothing to See Here, Literally
  • Now Serving Soul 4,012
  • Null and Void
  • Numbskulls and Crossbones

O: 30 names

  • Obituary Column Regulars
  • Obituary Editors' Night Out
  • Oblivion Awaits, After Drinks
  • Odds Not in Our Favor
  • Offside in the Afterlife
  • Omens and Appetizers
  • On Track for Disaster
  • Once Upon a Midnight Bleary
  • One Must Imagine Us Happy
  • One Win Wonders
  • One-Way Ticket Holders
  • Open Frames, Closed Caskets
  • Open Plan Open Graves
  • Ossuary Organizing Committee
  • Ouija Board of Directors

O, continued

  • Our Best Was Not Enough
  • Our Coach Has Stopped Coming
  • Our Condolences in Advance
  • Our Humble Undoing
  • Our Soles Have Departed
  • Out in the First Round
  • Out of Bounds, Into the Void
  • Out of Office, Out of Time
  • Out, Out, Brief Candlepin
  • Outlook Not So Good
  • Over My Dead Bracket
  • Overtime in Purgatory
  • Overwatered Succulents
  • Own Goal Enthusiasts
  • Ozymandias Athletic: Look and Despair

P: 62 names

  • Pace Yourself to the Grave
  • Pale Blue Dots
  • Par for the Hearse
  • Party Poopers Anonymous
  • Password Expired, As Did Hope
  • Past the Sell-By Date
  • Paying for Everyone's Trophy
  • Peaked in Warm-Ups
  • Peaked Tuesday
  • Pearly Gates Guest List
  • Penalty Box Coffins
  • Pencils Down, Hopes Down

P, continued

  • Pending Judgment
  • Penny Dreadfuls
  • Per My Last Will and Testament
  • Perpetual Care Not Included
  • Pessimists Are Never Disappointed
  • Phone a Fiend
  • Picture in the Attic
  • Picture Round Pallbearers
  • Pin Deck Undertakers
  • Pin High, Spirits Low
  • Pinfall From Grace
  • Pining for the Fjords

P, continued

  • Pins and Needless Suffering
  • Pint-Sized Chance of Winning
  • Pizza Party Instead of Raises
  • Plank Until Petrified
  • Playing Possum Professionally
  • Playoff Hopes in a Shallow Grave
  • Please Clap at the Service
  • Plot Twist: Cemetery Plot
  • Plugged in the Bunker
  • Pocket Full of Regret
  • Politely Declining
  • Poltergeist Noise Complaints
  • Pop Culture Postmortem

P, continued

  • Pop Flies Dropped Like Flies
  • Portraits Whose Eyes Follow You
  • Possum Players
  • Post Mortem
  • Post-Apocalyptic Potluck
  • Power Rankings Basement
  • Pre-Defeated for Your Convenience
  • Pre-Need Planners
  • Premature Burial Planners
  • Preppers Without a Plan
  • Present, Regrettably
  • Presumed Lost

P, continued

  • Printer Jam Memorial Fund
  • Probate and Switch
  • Production Is Down, So Are We
  • Professional Mourners for Hire
  • Projected Points Were a Lie
  • Prophets of Mild Doom
  • Proudly Unranked
  • Provisional Souls
  • Puck Luck Ran Out
  • Purgatory Parking Validation
  • Pushing the Boulder Again
  • Pushing Up Daisies
  • Putter Thrown in the Lake

Q: 5 names

  • Quarterly Review of Our Demise
  • Questionable, Doubtful, Out
  • Quietly Unraveling
  • Quiz in Peace
  • Quoth the Raven, Never Score

R: 47 names

  • Rabbit's Foot Refund Line
  • Rack and Ruin
  • Ragnarok and Roll
  • Rain Delay of the Inevitable
  • Rained On Parade Marshals
  • Random Atoms United
  • Rankings of the Doomed
  • Rapping at Our Chamber Door
  • Ravens at the Window
  • Reading of the Will Call
  • Reaper on Speed Dial

R, continued

  • Reaper Performance Review
  • Reapers of What We Sowed
  • Reasonably Bleak
  • Rebuild Never Ends
  • Rebuilding Year, Every Year
  • Red Card Requiem
  • Regrets Forwarded to the Office
  • Regrets, We Have a Few Dozen
  • Relay Baton Droppers
  • Relegation Celebration
  • Remains to Be Seen
  • Remember You Must Lose

R, continued

  • Remembered Fondly by No One
  • Rental Shoes of the Deceased
  • Reorg Survivors
  • Reply Hazy, Lose Again
  • Reserved for the Unprepared
  • Rest in Par
  • Rest in Pins
  • Rest in Pub
  • Results May Be Grim
  • Right on Schedule, Unfortunately
  • Rigor Mortis Stretching Club
  • Rime of the Ancient Benchwarmer

R, continued

  • River Styx Ferry Commuters
  • Rock Bottom Has a Basement
  • Rolling in Our Graves
  • Rolling Toward Oblivion
  • Rome Wasn't Ruined in a Day
  • Rough Draft of an Obituary
  • Rowing Toward the Waterfall
  • Royal Order of the Raised Eyebrow
  • Ruin, With a Smile
  • Ruins With a View
  • Run Like the Hearse Is Late
  • Running on Empty Graves

S: 103 names

  • Sack Race to the Grave
  • Sad Sacks
  • Sand Trap Sarcophagus
  • Sands Running Low
  • Savasana Specialists
  • Scavenger Hunt for Meaning
  • Scavengers of the Snack Table
  • Scenic Plot Views
  • Schedule Makers Hate Us
  • Schrodinger's Starting Lineup
  • Science Says We Lose
  • Scope Creep Crypt
  • Scoreboard Avoiders
  • Scorecard Shredders

S, continued

  • Scoresheet of Sorrows
  • Scramble for Survival
  • Scratch and Lose
  • Scratch on the Eight
  • Scythe Matters
  • Scythe of Relief
  • Seance Tech Support
  • Season Ended in September
  • Second to Everyone
  • Secret Passage, No Exit
  • See Attached: Our Downfall
  • Send Flowers, Not Advice
  • Server Room Wraiths
  • Set It and Regret It
  • Set Point of No Return

S, continued

  • Seven Pins of Sorrow
  • Seven Years' Bad Luck, Year Six
  • Shipwreck Yacht Club
  • Short Straw Drawers
  • Shot Clock Expired, So Did We
  • Shouting Into the Abyss League
  • Shovel Ready
  • Shuffleboard to the Great Beyond
  • Side Out, Lights Out
  • Signs and Portents Committee
  • Silver Linings Repossessed
  • Sin Bin Lifers
  • Sinking With Good Posture
  • Sisyphus Had It Easier
  • Sitting Ducks Social Hour

S, continued

  • Six Characters in Search of an Answer
  • Six Feet Under Par
  • Sixth Extinction Social Club
  • Skeletons in the Supply Closet
  • Skull Session Dropouts
  • Skulled Wedges
  • Slap Shots in the Dark
  • Sleepers That Never Woke
  • Slice of Death
  • Slightly Cursed
  • Slightly Haunted, Mostly Tired
  • Smarty Pints of No Tomorrow
  • Smelling Salts Standing By
  • Smile, It Gets Worse

S, continued

  • Snake Eyes Every Time
  • Snakebit Since Sign-Up
  • Snatching Defeat From Victory
  • Snowman on Every Hole
  • So That Went Poorly
  • Society for the Prevention of Winning
  • Soon to Be a Memory
  • Soothsayers Anonymous
  • Sorry Lot
  • Soul Audit Season
  • Soul Collection Agency
  • Spare Us the Agony
  • Spiked and Buried
  • Spilled Salt Shakers
  • Spin Class to Nowhere

S, continued

  • Split Happens, Then You Die
  • Spoiler Alert: We Lose
  • Sprint to the Grave
  • Stale Bread Winners
  • Stale Donut Wake
  • Standup of the Fallen
  • Star-Crossed Lineup
  • Staring Contest With the Abyss
  • Start Slow, Then Give Up
  • Start Them, Sit Them, Bury Them
  • Stat Correction Took Our Win
  • Stepped on Every Crack
  • Stiff Competition
  • Storm Cloud Season Ticket Holders
  • Stranded Runners Memorial

S, continued

  • Strike Me Down
  • Strike Three, Rest in Peace
  • Strikeout Obituary
  • Strikes Are for Other People
  • Sudden Death Overtimers
  • Sudden Death, Slow Recovery
  • Sunday Scaries Support Group
  • Supernova Waiting Room
  • Supply Closet Seance
  • Survived Another Standup
  • Swan Song
  • Sweeper Van Regulars
  • Sweeping Toward the Inevitable
  • Sympathy Card Signers
  • Synergy in the Cemetery

T: 131 names

  • T-Minus Whatever
  • Table for the Doomed
  • Tanking With Dignity
  • Tarot Said No
  • Team Building, Slowly Crumbling
  • Team Name Pending, So Is Our Doom
  • Team Spirits, Dearly Departed
  • Technically a Team
  • Technically Still Here
  • Tee Time With Destiny
  • Teed Off at Fate
  • Temporarily Carbon Based
  • Tempting Fate Weekly
  • Tempus Fugit, So Do We

T, continued

  • Ten Pins, Zero Chance
  • Ten-Run Rule Regulars
  • TGIF: The Grave Is Friday
  • The Abyss Has Voicemail
  • The Actuaries Were Right
  • The Back Nine Feet Under
  • The Backup Ball Is Also Cursed
  • The Benchwarmers' Wake
  • The Big Crunch Bunch
  • The Black Robe Dress Code
  • The Blank Stares
  • The Clock Ran Out on Us
  • The Consolation Prizes
  • The Coroners (We Confirm the Loss)
  • The Creaking Stair Climbers

T, continued

  • The Curse of the Team Shirt
  • The Daisy Pushers Local 6
  • The Dirt Nappers
  • The Drafty Manor
  • The Early Exits
  • The End Is Nigh, Bring Chips
  • The Eulogy Writers
  • The Final Arrangements
  • The Final Frame
  • The Fine Print on the Scroll
  • The Foregone Conclusions
  • The Forfeit Enthusiasts
  • The Fossils (Old and Buried)
  • The Foul Line Is Final

T, continued

  • The Funeral Biscuits
  • The Ghosts (You Won't See Us Coming)
  • The Glass Was Always Cracked
  • The Gravediggers (Always in a Hole)
  • The Graveside Manner
  • The Has-Beens That Never Were
  • The Haunted Drawing Room
  • The Headstones (Solid, Unmoving)
  • The Heat Death of Our Offense
  • The Heirs Apparent
  • The Hereafter Party
  • The Hourglasses (Running Out)
  • The Inevitable Defeats
  • The Infield Fly Rule of Doom
  • The Jinx Is In

T, continued

  • The Lane Mourners
  • The Late Bloomers, Emphasis on Late
  • The Layoff Lottery
  • The Lilies Were a Nice Touch
  • The Long Shots That Missed
  • The Mercy Rule Was Merciful
  • The Modern Prometheus Was Late
  • The Monkey's Paw Wishers
  • The Moral Victories
  • The Morticians (We Make Losing Look Good)
  • The Mortuary Science Fair
  • The Mourners (Here for the Buffet)
  • The Mummy's Paperwork
  • The Nineteenth Hole Mourners

T, continued

  • The Organist Knows One Song
  • The Other Side Hustle
  • The Pallbearers (We Carry the Team)
  • The Pinsetters' Lament
  • The Pit and the Pendulum Swingers
  • The Quizmaster's Victims
  • The Reaper's Waiting List
  • The Scythe Sharpeners
  • The Sky Is Falling Behind
  • The Slow Collapse
  • The Sound of One Team Clapping
  • The Sun Will Explode Eventually
  • The Sweeper Comes for All
  • The Tell-Tale Hearts
  • The Tiebreaker Took Our Souls

T, continued

  • The Tumbleweeds (Just Passing Through)
  • The Tune-Up Game
  • The Tunnel Has No End
  • The Undertakers' Apprentices
  • The Unexamined Team
  • The Usual Suspects, Usually Wrong
  • The Viewing Is at Seven
  • The Void Stares Back
  • The Vultures (We Wait)
  • The Water Hazard Took Them
  • The Weeping Angels of Row Nine
  • The Wrong Answers Only Memorial
  • The Yips Reaper
  • Thinking Inside the Box

T, continued

  • Thirteenth Floor Tenants
  • This Is Fine, Everything Is Fine
  • This Meeting Could Have Been a Eulogy
  • Thornfield Fire Marshals
  • Three Darts From Oblivion
  • Three Heads, No Ideas
  • Three Up, Three Down, Six Under
  • Three-Legged Race to the Bottom
  • Three-Putt Purgatory
  • Thumb Hole Purgatory
  • Tiebreaker Tragedy
  • Tip of the Tongue, Edge of the Grave
  • Toilet Bowl Favorites
  • Tomb It May Concern
  • Tomb With a View

T, continued

  • Tombstone Engravers' Typo Club
  • Toner Low, Morale Lower
  • Touch Base in the Afterlife
  • Trade Deadline Tombstone
  • Tragedy, but Make It Casual
  • Triple Bogey Requiem
  • Trivia Night of the Living Tired
  • Trivial Pursuit of Happiness, Failed
  • Trophy Case: Empty
  • Trust Fall, No Catch
  • Tug of War With Fate
  • Turkey Buzzards
  • Turn of the Screwups
  • Two Hundred Was a Dream
  • Two Minutes to Midnight Snack

U: 18 names

  • Ultimate Frisbee, Ultimate Fate
  • Uncaring Universe All-Stars
  • Under the Ladder Club
  • Under the Turf Club
  • Underdogs That Stayed Under
  • Underworld Lost and Found
  • Underworld Middle Management
  • Unhappy Mediums
  • Unkindness of Ravens

U, continued

  • Unluckiest Team in the League
  • Unlucky Thirteen and Counting
  • Unplayable Lives
  • Unremarkable Until the End
  • Up the Creek, Paddle Optional
  • Upbeat About the Downfall
  • Upset Alert, We Are the Upset
  • Urn It or Lose It
  • Useless Facts, Useful Excuses

V: 6 names

  • Vault Dwellers' Association
  • Vetoed by the Universe
  • Victorian Mourning Jewelry Club
  • Visitation Hours: League Night
  • Void Where Prohibited
  • Vultures Circling Overhead

W: 42 names

  • Wait Till Next Year, Again
  • Waiting for Godot's Substitute
  • Waiting for the Final Whistle
  • Waiver Wire Wake
  • Wake Me When It's Over
  • Wake of Vultures
  • Walk-Off Losses Only
  • Warmest Wishes, Coldest Outcomes
  • Wasteland Welcome Wagon
  • We Are All Just Stardust, Losing
  • We Brought Down the Average
  • We Came for the Nachos and Stayed to Lose
  • We Came, We Saw, We Lost
  • We Dig Ourselves Deeper

W, continued

  • We Make Other Teams Feel Good
  • We Peaked Already
  • We See Dead Leads
  • We Wrote Down a Question Mark
  • We've Had Better Centuries
  • Weak and Weary Wanderers
  • Well, That Happened
  • Wet Blankets
  • What Is the Point Guard
  • Whiff and Weep
  • Whistling Past the Graveyard
  • Why Bother Athletic Club
  • Why Do We Even Sign Up
  • Why Is There a Hill

W, continued

  • Widow's Weeds and Wine
  • Wilted Lettuce Club
  • Winless and Unbothered
  • Wishbone, Short End
  • Woe Is Us
  • Woe Team
  • Wooden Spoon Collectors
  • Working Lunch, Working Wake
  • Works on My Tombstone
  • Worse Is on the Way
  • Worst Case Scenarios
  • Wreath Havoc
  • Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Team
  • Wuthering Lows

Y: 4 names

  • Yoga Corpse Pose Champions
  • Your Call Is Important to the Void
  • Your Easy Week
  • Yours in Decline

Z: 2 names

  • Zero and Counting
  • Zero RB, Zero Hope