Dad Name Generator
Classic dad names, nicknames and backyard personas
Generate dad names that sound like they own a torque wrench: classic suburban full names like Gary Henderson and Dale Whitaker, what kids call their fathers around the world, and joke dad personas for cards, group chats and Father's Day.
About dad names
A dad name is less about the letters than the era. The archetypal American dad name belongs to a man born between roughly 1950 and 1980, which is why Gary, Dale, Randy, Doug, Rick, Greg and Wayne read instantly as fathers while Jayden and Liam read as their sons. A short first name with a hard consonant plus a solid Anglo, German, Irish, Italian or Polish surname (Henderson, Kowalski, Brennan, Moretti) produces the classic suburban dad; go a generation older for Earl, Vern and Wilbur, or younger for Kyle, Tyler and Brandon, who are now pushing strollers themselves.
The list holds three kinds of name. Most are full names in the dad register, spanning every decade and many backgrounds, since dads in fiction, sitcoms and greeting cards should look like real neighborhoods. Then come the things families call their fathers: Pop, Pops, Paw-Paw, Papa Bear, plus Padre, Babbo, Vati, Appa, Abba, Tatay and other words for dad worldwide. The rest are joke personas built on the great dad clichés: the thermostat, the grill, the lawn, the recliner and the cargo shorts, plus mock titles, dad sayings and wordplay on the word dad.
Use the full names for characters, the nicknames for what your kids might call you, and the personas for Father's Day cards, fantasy league rosters and group-chat titles.
How to choose dad names
- Match the first name to the birth decade: Earl and Vern for a grandfather-aged dad, Gary and Dale for a boomer dad, Jeff and Brian for Gen X, Kyle and Tyler for a millennial first-time father.
- Pair a short first name with a longer, slightly heavy surname (Doug Brennan, Randy Kowalski, Hank Pruitt); the rhythm of one syllable followed by two or three is the sound of a man who owns a shop vac.
- For a funny dad name, take one genuine dad obsession (thermostat, grill, lawn, gas mileage, jar lids) and alliterate it with a dad-era first name; Thermostat Tom lands because everyone knows that guy.
- If you need what the kids call him rather than his legal name, use a nickname in the Pop, Pops, Paw-Paw and Papa Bear vein, or pick a heritage term like Babbo, Vati, Appa or Tatay if the family has roots there.
- Avoid stacking jokes; one persona name per card or team name is funny, three in a row is a dad joke about dad jokes.
Frequently asked questions
What makes a name sound like a dad name?
Mostly generation. Names that peaked in popularity between the 1950s and the 1970s, such as Gary, Dale, Randy, Doug, Rick, Greg, Jeff and Wayne, now belong overwhelmingly to men of fathering and grandfathering age, so they read as dad names even on a stranger. A short first name plus a sturdy surname completes the effect.
Can I use these for a father character in a story or game?
Yes. About seven in ten of the names are ordinary full names across many backgrounds and decades, written to be believable fathers in fiction, sitcom scripts, RPG NPC lists or family-tree placeholders. Turn to the nicknames and personas only if you want the comic register.
What are good nicknames for a dad?
The traditional set is Pop, Pops, Pop-Pop, Pappy, Paw and Paw-Paw, plus Papa Bear and Big Papa as affectionate jokes. Heritage words work well too: Padre and Papi (Spanish), Babbo (Italian), Vati (German), Tato (Polish and Ukrainian), Abba (Hebrew), Baba (Arabic and many others), Appa (Korean and Tamil), Oyaji (Japanese) and Tatay (Filipino). The list also has Vader (Dutch), Isä (Finnish), Abbu (Urdu), Otōsan (Japanese) and Ayah (Malay and Indonesian), among others.
Are the funny dad names safe for a Father's Day card or a team name?
They are all clean. The personas, mock titles and dad sayings poke fun at dad habits (thermostats, grills, lawn care, cargo shorts, naps, dad jokes) rather than at anyone in particular, so they work on mugs, cards, fantasy league rosters and family group chats.
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All 1,000 dad names
A: 47 names
- Aarav Chandrasekhar
- Aaron Whitlock
- Abba
- Abbu
- Abdullahi Hersi
- Abe Lieberman
- Abebe Girma
- Abeoji
- Ace Rutledge
- Adam Rosenthal
- Admiral of the Above-Ground Pool
- Adrian Solis
- Ahmed Farouk
- Air Guitar Al
- Aita
- Al Pacheco
- Alain Roussel
- Alan Yip
- Albert Wickham
- Aleksei Morozov
- Alex Marchand
- Alistair Fraser
- Alvin Dupree
- Ambassador of Awkward Hugs
- Anders Lindqvist
- Andre Boykins
- Andy Halvorson
- Angelo Bianchi
- Angus McTavish
- Anthony Russo
- Antoine Guidry
- Apá
- Appa
- Aram Hagopian
- Archie Dumont
- Arjun Venkatesan
- Armchair Quarterback Art
- Arnie Wozniak
- Art Halvorsen
- Arturo Espinoza
- Asif Qureshi
- Ask-Your-Mother Al
- Asked-About-Gas-Mileage Gus
- Athair
- Augustine Okafor
- Austin Maguire
- Ayah
B: 77 names
- Baba
- Babbo
- Baby Carrier Cam
- Back It In Bill
- Balwinder Gill
- Band Booster Bob
- Bank of Dad
- Bapak
- Bapu
- Baraka Mushi
- Barney Osgood
- Baron of Barbecue
- Barrett Shoemaker
- Barry Lindgren
- Bart Kellerman
- Bartholomew Higgins
- Bass Boat Bill
- Battery Drawer Barry
- Baz Ollerenshaw
- Bear Lindahl
- Bedtime Story Stu
- Behrouz Sadeghi
- Belt Clip Cliff
- Ben Hartwell
- Benedetto Russo
- Benedikt Hauser
- Bernard Kuznetsov
- Bernie Goldfarb
- Bert Yoder
- Beto Montalvo
- Biff Radcliffe
- Big Al
- Big Daddy Carl
- Big Ed
- Big Guy
- Big Mike
- Big Papa
- Big Ray
B, continued
- Bilal Sheikh
- Bill Lindqvist
- Billy Ray Stoker
- Billy Wayne Sizemore
- Bird Feeder Fred
- Bjorn Haraldsen
- Blake Sorrell
- Bleacher Bob
- Bố
- Bob McAllister
- Bobby Joe Tackett
- Bobby Lachance
- Boomer Kessinger
- Boris Yegorov
- Bottle Shift Ben
- Bowling Night Buzz
- Brad Ellington
- Brady Olmstead
- Braid Master Brad
- Brandon Sato
- Brendan Hennessy
- Brent Kirkland
- Brett Hollander
- Brian Donnelly
- Brisket Bob
- Brock Hendricks
- Bruce Tanaka
- Bruce Thompson
- Bryce Vandeventer
- Bubba Thigpen
- Buck Hollingsworth
- Bucky Ferreira
- Bud Schaefer
- Bulk Buy Barry
- Bungee Cord Boyd
- Burnt Ends Bert
- Butch Hargrove
- Buzz Halloran
- Byron Mosby
C: 72 names
- Cal Brubaker
- Caleb Sturdivant
- Callum Sinclair
- Calvin Rourke
- Camp Stove Cody
- Campfire Carl
- Cap Sandoval
- Captain Because-I-Said-So
- Captain Cargo Shorts
- Car Seat Caleb
- Cargo Shorts Chad
- Carl Janssen
- Carlos Mendoza
- Carlton Forde
- Carmine Lombardo
- Carpool Carl
- Casey Mulroney
- Casimir Jablonski
- Cecil Underhill
- Cedric Ballard
- Chad Mercer
- Champ Ferrigno
- Channel-Surfing Chuck
- Charcoal Charlie
- Charles M. Tisdale III
- Chase Winfield
- Check Your Oil Ollie
- Chester Applegate
- Chidi Okonkwo
- Chief
- Chief Thermostat Officer
- Chili Cook-Off Chuck
- Chip Kingsley
- Chip Radford
- Chris Halstead
- Christmas Lights Chris
C, continued
- Chuck Dorsey
- Clarence Oglesby
- Clark Weatherby
- Classic Rock Clint
- Claude Thibault
- Clayton Burkhart
- Clem Gantry
- Cliff Barlow
- Clint Harlow
- Clive Barrowman
- Close-the-Door Clyde
- Clyde Jennings
- Coach Dan
- Coach Mackey
- Coach Rick
- Cody Barnhart
- Colby Thatcher
- Cole Renner
- Colin McBride
- Commander Cul-de-Sac
- Commissioner Kevin
- Connor Hale
- Cooler Craig
- Cooter Blankenship
- Corey Blanchard
- Cormac Geraghty
- Cornelius Wade
- Costco Carl
- Coupon Clipper Clark
- Craig Thibodeaux
- Crocs-and-Socks Scott
- Crossword Cliff
- Cruise Control Craig
- Curfew Kurt
- Curt Wexler
- Cyril Postlethwaite
D: 87 names
- Dad
- Dad Joke Dennis
- Dad of the Year
- Dad on Duty
- Dad Rock Dennis
- Dad to the Bone
- Dada
- Dadasaurus Rex
- Dadbod Dave
- Dadders
- Daddy
- Daddy-O
- Daddykins
- Dadministrator
- Dadmiral
- Dadstronaut
- Dadventurer
- Dadvisor
- Dadzilla
- Dai Griffiths
- Daidí
- Dale Whitaker
- Dalton Mabry
- Damon Pritchett
- Dan Rooney
- Dance Recital Ross
- Daniel Kwon
- Danilo Pangilinan
- Danny Oberman
- Darius Coleman
- Dariush Mohammadi
- Darnell Pruitt
- Darrell Fenwick
- Darren Wolcott
- Dave Hoffman
- Davo Fitzsimmons
- Dean Castillo
- Dear Old Dad
- Deck Builder Dean
- Declan Hanrahan
- Deepak Srinivasan
- Deer Stand Dale
- Delbert Kincaid
D, continued
- Delroy Campbell
- Dennis Oyelaran
- Derek Lindstrom
- Dermot McNulty
- DeShawn Gillespie
- Desmond Achterberg
- Dev Chaudhari
- Devin Brantley
- Devon Clarke
- Dewey Pulaski
- Dexter Ridgeway
- Diaper Bag Dan
- Didier Lambert
- Digger O'Bannon
- Dillon Rasch
- Dimitrios Kostas
- Dirk Vanderhoof
- Dmitri Volkov
- Doc Yancey
- Dominic Ferraro
- Don Kaminski
- Don't-Make-Me-Turn-This-Car-Around Dan
- Donal Kinsella
- Donald R. Swanson Sr.
- Donnie Vasquez
- Donovan Mosley
- Doug Brennan
- Dougal Kinnaird
- Drew Faulkner
- Driving Lesson Dennis
- Driving Range Drew
- Duane Marchetti
- Duc Le
- Duck Blind Dale
- Duct-Tape Doug
- Dudley Purcell
- Duke Callahan
- Duke of the Driveway
- Dustin Krueger
- Dusty Merriweather
- Dutch Vandermeer
- Dwayne Yarbrough
- Dwight Holloway
- Dylan Hargreaves
E: 31 names
- Eamon Tierney
- Earl Goodwin
- Earl Wayne Tharp
- Early Bird Earl
- Ed Szymanski
- Edgar Fitzpatrick
- Edgardo Salonga
- Edward J. Kozlowski Sr.
- Elliott Lindeman
- Ellis Stoddard
- Elmer Hotchkiss
- Emeka Nwosu
- Emlyn Prosser
- Emmanuel Toussaint
- Emmett Thorne
- Empty Nest Ed
- Enzo Fiorentino
- Eric Fontaine
- Erik Sjöberg
- Ernest Vogt
- Ernesto Villalobos
- Ernie Slattery
- Errol Barrett
- Ethan Braddock
- Eugene Loftis
- Evan Macready
- Everett Kowalik
- Everton Blake
- Ewan Balfour
- Extension Cord Ernie
- Ezekiel Broussard
F: 25 names
- Faisal Al-Amin
- Fanny Pack Frank
- Fantasy League Frank
- Farhad Karimi
- Father Figure
- Father Time
- Felix Gorski
- Feng Wu
- Fergus Drummond
- Fernando Queiroz
- Firewood Forrest
- Firm Handshake Hank
- Fitzgerald Nunn
- Fix-It Felix
- Flashlight Floyd
- Flip Phone Phil
- Floyd Beasley
- Fly Rod Finn
- Forrest Irving
- Francis X. Garrity Jr.
- Frank Carbone
- Franklin Oduya
- Frantz Desrosiers
- Fred Hollister
- Friedrich Lange
G: 39 names
- Gabe Trujillo
- Garage Fridge Glenn
- Gareth Pugh
- Garnet Olafson
- Garo Manoukian
- Garrett Dunham
- Garth Haugen
- Gary Henderson
- Gavin Schumacher
- Gene Talbot
- Geoff Hamblin
- George Pawlowski
- Gerald Baxter
- Gianni Castellucci
- Gideon Halpern
- Gil Forsythe
- Gilbert Marquez
- Gilles Thériault
- Gino Tortorella
- Girl Dad Greg
- Glenn Rutherford
- Golf Cart Gordon
- Gord Laflamme
- Gordon Achebe
- Got-a-Guy Gary
- Graham Whitley
- Grant McGinty
- Greg Patterson
- Grigori Sokolov
- Grill Sergeant
- Grillmaster Gary
- Groaner Greg
- Guardian of the Garage
- Gunnar Thorsen
- Gunther Schreiber
- Gus Petrakis
- Gustavo Zamora
- Gutter Guard Garth
- Guy Lindauer
H: 36 names
- Haile Tadesse
- Hakan Çelik
- Hal Kinsey
- Hamish Abercrombie
- Hank Pruitt
- Hank Whitlow
- Hans Lindholm
- Hao Lin
- Hap Sullivan
- Harjit Dhillon
- Harlan Quimby
- Harold Fenstermaker
- Harold T. Biddle Sr.
- Harvey Bascomb
- Hassan Nasser
- Heath Barrow
- Hector Ramos
- Hedge Trimmer Hal
- Heinrich Pfeiffer
- Henk Visser
- Henrik Dahlgren
- Henry Stoltzfus
- Herb Nielsen
- Herman O'Malley
- Hi Hungry I'm Dad
- Hiro Matsuda
- Hockey Rink Rick
- Homer Bledsoe
- Homework Help Hank
- Horace Pendleton
- Hoss Parkhurst
- Howard Beckett
- Hubert Thorvaldsen
- Hugo Lindberg
- Hung Pham
- Huw Bevan
I: 12 names
- I'm-Not-Asleep Art
- Ian Murdoch
- Ice Scraper Ike
- Ignacio Barrera
- Ikaika Kanahele
- Ira Blumenthal
- Irv Hershkowitz
- Irwin Schechter
- Isä
- Isaiah Mbeki
- Itay
- Ivan Petrov
J: 49 names
- Jack Mahoney
- Jae-won Lim
- Jake Ellsworth
- Jamal Whitaker
- James A. Corrigan Jr.
- Jamie Lasseter
- Janusz Wisniewski
- Jared Vickers
- Jarrett Ratliff
- Jason Okonkwo
- Jasper Culpepper
- Javier Montoya
- Jay Buckner
- Jean-Marc Lefebvre
- Jedediah Cooley
- Jefe
- Jeff Abernathy
- Jens Mortensen
- Jeremy Stahl
- Jermaine Stokes
- Jeroen Bakker
- Jerome Kimbrough
- Jerry Lee Holcomb
- Jerry Wilkins
- Jesse Whitmore
- Jian Huang
- Jim Bob Hensley
- Jim Okafor
- Jimbo Sutherland
- Jimmy Dale Corbett
- João Carvalho
- Joaquin Estrada
- Jody Hildebrand
- Joe Pellegrino
- Joel Friedman
- Johnny Treadwell
- Jon Wakefield
- Jordan Oakley
- Joseph P. Scarpelli Jr.
- Josh Bauer
- Jukka Mäkinen
- Julian Arredondo
- Julius Okoro
- Juma Odhiambo
- Jumper Cable Jerry
- Junior Albright
- Junk Drawer Jay
- Jürgen Albrecht
- Justin Carmichael
K: 33 names
- Kaleo Kealoha
- Kareem Lattimore
- Karim Boulos
- Kayak Kyle
- Kazuo Inoue
- Keeper of the Remote
- Keith Rasmussen
- Kelvin Chow
- Ken Nakamura
- Kendall Rhodes
- Kenji Watanabe
- Kenneth W. Aldridge Jr.
- Kenny Lamphere
- Kent Driscoll
- Keoni Akana
- Kerry Pfister
- Kev Dobson
- Kevin O'Rourke
- Khoa Bui
- Kieran Doolan
- Kimo Kahale
- King of the Grill
- Kip Wentworth
- Kirk Sandberg
- Klaus Brenner
- Knock-Knock Ken
- Kofi Mensah
- Koozie Ken
- Kourosh Jafari
- Krzysztof Nowak
- Kurt Ziegler
- Kwame Asante
- Kyle Brecken
L: 50 names
- Label Maker Lance
- Lachlan McKinnon
- Lamont Greer
- Lance Haverford
- Lance Whitcomb
- Landon Kessel
- Lao Ba
- Larry Dombrowski
- Larry Don Rakestraw
- Lars Pedersen
- László Horváth
- Lawn Lord Lyle
- Lawrence E. Whitehurst Jr.
- Leaf Blower Lloyd
- Left Lane Larry
- Leftovers Lenny
- Lefty Grabowski
- Leland Ogletree
- Len Kaminsky
- Lennox Baptiste
- Lenny Katz
- Leon Ashby
- Leonard Brisbane
- Leroy Tidwell
- Les Upchurch
- Leslie Arkwright
- Lester Quigley
- Levi Garza
- Liban Warsame
- Lights-Out Larry
- Lionel Broadnax
- Lloyd Crenshaw
- Logan Strickler
- Lonnie Tuttle
- Lord of the Leaf Pile
- Lorenzo Cardenas
- Lorne Cuthbert
- Lou Ferrante
- Low-and-Slow Lou
- Lowell Ingram
- Luc Bergeron
- Luca Benedetti
- Lucius Pemberton
- Luis Ortega
- Lukas Brandt
- Luke Deering
- Lullaby Luke
- Luther Gaines
- Lyle Bergstrom
- Lyndon Pettigrew
M: 63 names
- Maarten Smit
- Mack Devereaux
- Magnus Oskarsson
- Makuakāne
- Malcolm Entwistle
- Malik Jeffries
- Manny Figueroa
- Manoj Iyer
- Map-Folding Monty
- Marcelo Antunes
- Marco Tedesco
- Marcus Bellamy
- Marinade Marty
- Mario Esposito
- Mark Salazar
- Marlon Hubble
- Marshall Tate
- Marty Greenbaum
- Marvin Tillman
- Mateo Iturbide
- Matt Stroud
- Matthias Vogel
- Maurice Fontenot
- Max Rosner
- Maynard Stubblefield
- Mayor of the Block Party
- Measure Twice Mel
- Mehmet Yılmaz
- Mel Strickland
- Mel Tillotson
- Melvin Honeycutt
M, continued
- Merle Jessup
- Micah Lundquist
- Michael T. Dougherty Sr.
- Michel Fournier
- Mick Dolan
- Mickey Rinaldi
- Miguel Saldana
- Mike Cavanaugh
- Mike Delgado
- Mikhail Lebedev
- Milton Crabtree
- Min-jun Park
- Ming Zhao
- Minivan Mark
- Mitch Calloway
- Moe Feldstein
- Money-Doesn't-Grow-on-Trees Marv
- Monty Farnsworth
- Moose Kowalski
- Morris Zimmerman
- Mort Abramowitz
- Morty Seligman
- Mr. Fix-It
- Mr. Mow-It-All
- Mr. Were-You-Born-in-a-Barn
- Mulch Pile Mitch
- Mulligan Mike
- Murat Öztürk
- Murdo Crichton
- Murray Pinsky
- Mustafa Kaya
- Myron Kaplan
N: 28 names
- Nate Bransford
- Nate Greenberg
- Nathaniel Crowder
- Naveed Mirza
- Neil Bradshaw
- Nelson Standish
- Nestor Macaraeg
- Neville Braithwaite
- New Balance Neil
- Niall Brosnan
- Nick Papadakis
- Nigel Pemberton
- Nikolai Fedorov
- Nikos Andreadis
- Nils Engström
- Nimal Perera
- Nineteenth Hole Neil
- Nino Calabrese
- No-Stopping Ned
- Noboru Ishikawa
- Nolan Redmond
- Norm Eriksson
- Norman Hartigan
- Not-in-My-House Norm
- Ntate
- Number One Dad
- Nuno Sardinha
- Nunzio Tartaglia
O: 13 names
- Obadiah Finch
- Oil Change Otis
- Olaf Kristiansen
- Old Man Whitaker
- Omar Siddiqui
- Orville Kettering
- Oscar Delacruz
- Otis Beaumont
- Otōsan
- Otto Reinhardt
- Owen Llewellyn
- Oyaji
- Ozzie Macklin
P: 58 names
- Pa
- Pabbi
- Pablo Renteria
- Padraig Hegarty
- Padre
- Pai
- Paizinho
- Pancake Flipper Phil
- Papa Bear
- Papa Dukes
- Papa Joe
- Papa Razzi
- Papai
- Papi
- Papounet
- Pappa
- Pappy
- Paps
- Parallel Parking Parker
- Parker Stillman
- Pascal Girard
- Pasquale Gagliardi
- Pater
- Patrick O'Shea
- Paul Gruber
- Paulo Teixeira
- Paw
- Paw-Paw
- Pedar
- Pekka Virtanen
- Percy Witherspoon
- Père
- Perry Langford
- Pete Lombardi
- Peter Leung
- Phil Ostrowski
- Phineas Lockwood
- Pickleball Preston
- Pieter van Dijk
- Piggyback Pat
- Piotr Zielinski
- Pitaji
- Pitmaster Phil
- Pocketknife Pete
- Poker Night Pete
- Pop
- Pop-Pop
- Poppa Wheelie
- Poppy
- Pops
- Popsicle
- Porch Light Percy
- Pradeep Nair
- Pressure Washer Pete
- Preston Ashworth
- Professor Back-in-My-Day
- Propane Perry
- Pun Master Pete
Q: 2 names
- Quang Vo
- Quentin Mayhew
R: 67 names
- Rafael Dominguez
- Rain Gauge Ray
- Rainer Holtz
- Raj Bhatnagar
- Ralph Dunleavy
- Ramon Escobedo
- Randy Kowalski
- Rashad Mims
- Raul Benavides
- Ray Dunbar
- Raymond Sikorski
- Reading Glasses Reggie
- Recliner Rick
- Red Kowalczyk
- Reed Fairchild
- Reg Tattersall
- Reggie Dawkins
- Réjean Lavoie
- Remote Ron
- Renato Bautista
- Rest Stop Rusty
- Resting-My-Eyes Ray
- Reuben Silverstein
- Rex Buchanan
- Reynaldo Tolentino
- Reza Tehrani
- Rhys Morgan
- Ricardo Villarreal
- Rich Tolliver
- Richard D. Mulvaney Sr.
- Rick Sorensen
- Ricky Lee Shumate
- Ricky Thornburg
R, continued
- Riding Mower Roy
- Riley Ostrander
- Rip Tannehill
- Road Trip Randy
- Rob Villanueva
- Robbo Fairweather
- Robert L. Prescott Sr.
- Rocco Santangelo
- Rocky Santoro
- Rod Haskins
- Rod Steinmetz
- Rogelio Santos
- Roger Castellano
- Rogério Pinheiro
- Rohan Bhattacharya
- Roland Schultz
- Romeo Aquino
- Ron Pritchard
- Ronald G. Hofstetter Sr.
- Ronnie Pruett
- Roosevelt Gaither
- Rory Callan
- Roscoe Pickering
- Ross Ferguson
- Roy Dean Fincher
- Roy Stellmach
- Royce Hobbs
- Ruben Castaneda
- Rudy Castellanos
- Rufus Waddell
- Rui Almeida
- Russ Tremblay
- Rusty Maddox
- Ryan Keegan
S: 68 names
- Sal DiMaggio
- Salvatore Amato
- Sam Whitford
- Samir Khoury
- Sanjay Mehrotra
- Santiago Olivares
- Sarge
- Saul Mandelbaum
- Sawdust Sam
- Scenic Route Scott
- Scooter Babcock
- Scott Vanderberg
- Scoutmaster Scott
- Seamus Flanagan
- Sean Gilmartin
- Sergei Kuznetsov
- Seth Holbrook
- Shane Callister
- Shawn Pierce
- Shel Horowitz
- Sheldon Unger
- Shep Lindley
- Sheriff of the Thermostat
- Sherman Pike
- Shigeru Hayashi
- Shortcut Steve
- Sid Berkowitz
- Silas Greathouse
- Sione Fifita
- Sir Dads-a-Lot
- Sir Grills-a-Lot
- Sir Naps-a-Lot
- Skip Anderson
- Skip Halloway
S, continued
- Skipper
- Slim Pickett
- Smokey Branson
- Snack Duty Doug
- Snow Blower Stan
- Snow Shovel Sheldon
- Socket Set Seth
- Sol Rabinowitz
- Sonny Battaglia
- Sonny Delvecchio
- Søren Vestergaard
- Sparky Oldham
- Spencer Lockridge
- Spud Mahaffey
- Stan Boyko
- Stan Wojcik
- Stavros Papadopoulos
- Stay-at-Home Shane
- Steely Dan Stan
- Stepdad Steve
- Sterling Mayfield
- Steve Fitzgerald
- Stretch Mulligan
- Stu Feldman
- Stuart Rennie
- Stud Finder Stu
- Sudoku Sid
- Sultan of Sizzle
- Sunday Paper Saul
- Sung-ho Choi
- Sunil Fernando
- Suresh Gopalan
- Sven Oscarsson
- Swaddle Sawyer
T: 74 names
- Tackle Box Thad
- Tad Worthington
- Tailgate Tim
- Takeshi Fujimoto
- Tamā
- Tank Stroman
- Tanner Ruiz
- Tape Measure Ted
- Tariq Haddad
- Tata
- Tatay
- Tateh
- Tatínek
- Tato
- Tatuś
- Tavita Leota
- Tea Party Tate
- Ted Kilpatrick
- Terrence Hightower
- Terry Vance
- Tesfaye Bekele
- Tex Rawlings
- Thad Colquitt
- That'll-Buff-Out Buck
- The Dadfather
- The Dadinator
- The Grillfather
- The Human GPS
- The Human Jungle Gym
- The Jar Opener
- The Lawn Ranger
- The Monster Checker
- The Old Man
- The Punslinger
- The Spider Remover
- The Thermostat Whisperer
- Theodore Grantham
T, continued
- Thermostat Tom
- Thiago Barbosa
- Thierry Morel
- Thurston Pennington
- Tim Gallagher
- Timo Lahtinen
- Tiny Gustafson
- Tire Pressure Ty
- Tobias Rennard
- Toby Hargis
- Tōchan
- Todd Brannigan
- Tolga Aydın
- Tom Reyes
- Tomas Guerrero
- Tomasz Kaczmarek
- Tommy Iannucci
- Tommy Joe Vandiver
- Tongs-Clicking Tony
- Tony Moretti
- Tool Belt Toby
- Torben Lauritsen
- Trash Day Trent
- Travel Ball Tony
- Travis Coyle
- Trent Stenson
- Trevor Ashcroft
- Trevor Nygaard
- Trey Olander
- Trip Carrington
- Troy Alvarado
- Trunk Packer Trent
- Tuan Tran
- Tube Socks Tucker
- Tucker Bohannon
- Tyler Brockman
- Tyrone Bivens
U: 3 names
- Ubaba
- Ulysses Crane
- Uphill-Both-Ways Earl
V: 19 names
- Václav Procházka
- Vader
- Vartan Sarkisian
- Vater
- Vati
- Vaughn Norwood
- Vern Hatfield
- Vernon Leatherwood
- Vice President of Snacks
- Victor Zaleski
- Viejo
- Vijay Ramaswamy
- Vikram Desai
- Vince Caruso
- Vinnie Scalise
- Vinyl Vern
- Virgil Tompkins
- Vito Morello
- Vladimir Orlov
W: 34 names
- Wade Easton
- Waffle Iron Wade
- Wally Hendricks
- Walt Kessler
- Ward Fairbanks
- Warden of the Wi-Fi Password
- Warranty Warren
- Warren Lockhart
- Wayne Hubbard
- WD-40 Wally
- We-Have-Food-at-Home Herb
- Weather Channel Walt
- Weed-Whacker Wayne
- Weekend Warrior Wes
- Wendell Haynes
- Wes Gundersen
- Wet Vac Vic
- When-I-Was-Your-Age Wendell
- Who-Touched-the-Thermostat Ward
- Wilbur Hastings
- Wilfred Chalmers
- Willard Cates
- Willem de Vries
- William H. Pennypacker III
- Willis Tatum
- Wilson Tang
- Winston Dabney
- Wiremu Waaka
- Wojciech Dabrowski
- Wolfgang Kessler
- Woody Lancaster
- Workbench Walt
- World's Okayest Dad
- Wyatt Coulter
X: 1 name
- Xavier Arriaga
Y: 6 names
- Yiannis Karalis
- Yohannes Gebremariam
- You'll-Thank-Me-Later Leon
- Yuri Smirnov
- Yusuf Demir
- Yves Bouchard