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Swap the default Morning Ride for a title with some life in it: Legs Filed a Complaint, Coffee Stop With Some Cycling, Tour de Neighborhood, Gravel Therapy or Chasing the Sunset. The list covers road, gravel, commute, group and indoor trainer rides.

About Strava ride names

When a ride uploads to Strava it gets a default title built from the time of day: Morning Ride, Lunch Ride, Afternoon Ride, Evening Ride or Night Ride. Most riders leave it there, which is why a feed can read like a list of clock times. A title of your own takes a few seconds to type when you edit the activity, and it is the first thing followers read next to the map.

The 1,000 titles here were drafted in fourteen styles and then shuffled together, so each batch mixes them. There are self-deprecating jokes (Legs Filed a Complaint), weather reports (The Forecast Lied), cafe rides (Cake Was the Destination), climbing days (Elevation Gain, Dignity Loss), commutes, dawn and night rides, gravel and trail outings, indoor trainer sessions, long days in the saddle, group ride banter, recovery spins, scenic titles, film and song puns, and mechanical mishaps.

A good title tells the part of the story the numbers cannot. The map shows where you went and the stats show how fast. The title says whether it was fun, miserable or mostly about the pastry. This page is an independent list of ideas and has no connection with Strava; the titles work just as well in any other app or training log.

How to choose Strava ride names

  • Match the title to what really happened. If the wind ruined the day, take a weather title; if the ride was an excuse for cake, say so. A true title is funnier than a clever one that does not fit.
  • Change the details to make it yours. Bonked at Mile Forty can become mile sixty, and Tour de Neighborhood can carry the name of your own town or loop.
  • Keep it short. Two to six words such as Gravel Therapy or Zone Two, Allegedly are read at a glance, while a long sentence gets skimmed.
  • Save the self-deprecating titles for slow days. Average Speed Is Nobody's Business sets the tone before anyone looks at the numbers.
  • On a group ride, pick something the whole group will recognize from the day, and ask before the title teases one rider by name.

Frequently asked questions

How do I change the title of a ride on Strava?

Open the activity, choose the option to edit it, type over the default title and save. You can do it right after the upload or come back and change it later, so there is no need to think of something clever while you are still catching your breath.

What are some funny Strava ride names?

From this list: Legs Filed a Complaint, KOM Hunting (Unsuccessful), Passed by a Jogger, Twice, Smart Trainer, Dumb Idea, Lord of the Chainrings and Who Put That Hill There. The jokes are aimed at the rider's own legs, the weather and the bike, never at other people on the road.

Are these titles made or approved by Strava?

No. This is an independent list of ideas and the site has no connection with Strava. The name is used only because that is where many riders type an activity title, and the same titles work in any other cycling app or paper training diary.

Do the titles cover indoor, gravel and commute rides?

Yes. Trainer sessions get titles like Tour de Spare Room and Going Nowhere, Fast, off-road days get Gravel Therapy and Singletrack Smiles, and commutes get Beat the Bus Again and Lunch Break Loop. The list is for cycling only, so runs and swims are not covered here.

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A: 34 names

  • A Brief History of Being Dropped
  • A Fistful of Gels
  • A Hundred by Late Lunch
  • A Loop of Small Wonders
  • A New Slope
  • A Ride Survivor
  • A Rolling Wheel Gathers No Moss
  • A Study in Mediocre Wattage
  • A Tale of Two Tires
  • Active Rest Day
  • After-Work Unwind

A, continued

  • Afterglow Loop
  • Alarm Clock Regret, Sunrise Reward
  • All Day in the Saddle
  • All the Gear, Some Idea
  • Almost Athletic
  • Alpine Meadow Loop
  • Ambling Along the River
  • Americano Diplomacy
  • An Honest Day's Wheezing
  • Annual Hilly Loop With the Gang
  • Another One Rides the Bus Lane

A, continued

  • Apedalypse Now
  • Around the Whole Lake
  • Ascent of the Water Tower
  • Ate Everything, Rode Everything
  • Attack From the Stop Sign
  • Attacked the Climb, It Attacked Back
  • Attic Altitude Camp
  • Audax Appetite
  • Auto-Pause Had a Busy Day
  • Autumn Leaves and Wet Corners
  • Avatar Got Dropped
  • Average Speed Is Nobody's Business

B: 68 names

  • B Group and Proud
  • B-Road Bingo
  • Back in the Saddle
  • Back of the Bunch Views
  • Back to the Finish
  • Backcountry Wander
  • Backpack Sweat Patch Special
  • Backroads Ballad
  • Backstreets and Bike Paths
  • Bagel Chase
  • Bakery Opened as I Rolled Past
  • Bakery Opened at Eight, So Did We
  • Bakery Run, Scenic Edition

B, continued

  • Banana Bread Brigade
  • Bar Tape Soaked by Mile Ten
  • Barista Knows Our Order
  • Barn Swallows and Back Roads
  • Base Miles Bank Deposit
  • Basement Intervals
  • Bats Out, Lights On
  • Battery Died at Mile Twelve
  • Beat the Bus Again
  • Bedtime Delayed by Bicycle
  • Before the World Woke Up
  • Berms and Burps
  • Big Gear Grinds
  • Big Loop Energy

B, continued

  • Big Ring Thursday
  • Bike Fit Shakedown
  • Bike Lane Bliss
  • Bike Path Amble
  • Bike Path Rush Minute
  • Bikepacking Shakedown
  • Bikes Leaned on a Cafe Wall
  • Birch Tunnel
  • Black Clouds, Bright Mood
  • Blame the Route Planner
  • Blame the Tire Pressure
  • Blowing Off the Cobwebs
  • Blown Home at Record Pace

B, continued

  • Blue Hour Spin
  • Bluebird Sky, Zero Excuses
  • Bluebonnet Season
  • Bluetooth Betrayal
  • Bohemian Cadence
  • Bonked at Mile Forty
  • Border to Border
  • Born to Be Mild
  • Borrowed a Pump From a Stranger
  • Borrowed Bike Blues
  • Bottom Gear and Still Bargaining
  • Bottom Gear Ballad
  • Box Fan Tailwind
  • Brake Rub Resistance Training

B, continued

  • Breakaway of One
  • Breakfast Is the Finish Line
  • Breezy With a Chance of Bonk
  • Brevet Legs
  • Bridge Crossing at Rush Hour
  • Bridge Over Troubled Legs
  • Bridleway Bounce
  • Briefcase Aero Tuck
  • Brought a Knife to a Watt Fight
  • Brownie Points Loop
  • Brunch Miles
  • Bunch Ride Banter
  • Burning Matches on Every Rise
  • Burrito at Mile Thirty

C: 86 names

  • C Ride Champions
  • Cadence Drills With the Cat Watching
  • Cafe Stop Went Long
  • Cake Was the Destination
  • Calibration and Contemplation
  • Calm Before the Hills
  • Calories Out, Calories Back In
  • Campsite Coffee Run
  • Canal Path to the Cubicle
  • Canyon Echoes
  • Cappuccino Loop
  • Car-Free Week, Day Three
  • Cargo Bike Chaos
  • Carrot Cake Recovery Protocol

C, continued

  • Category Ouch
  • Cathedral of Trees
  • Cattle Guard Rodeo
  • Caught at the Line
  • Caught the Sun Rising
  • Century, Finally
  • Certified Lanterne Rouge
  • Chai and Mighty
  • Chain Dropped, Spirits Too
  • Chain Gang Graduation
  • Chamois Cream Chronicles
  • Champagne Gravel, Tap Water Legs
  • Chased a Tractor and Lost
  • Chasing Daylight Home

C, continued

  • Chasing Meters Upward
  • Chasing the Sunset
  • Chatting Pace Only
  • Cherry Blossom Lap
  • Chunky Gravel, Chunky Gears
  • Churro Chase
  • Cinnamon Bun Reconnaissance
  • Circumnavigated the County
  • Clay That Stuck to Everything
  • Clean Bike, Dirty Roads
  • Cleats Finally Replaced
  • Cliffs and Gulls
  • Climb Every Driveway
  • Climbed a Mountain in My Socks
  • Climbed It So You Don't Have To

C, continued

  • Climbing Is Just Slow Flying
  • Clocked In, Clipped Out
  • Cloud Shadows on the Hills
  • Club Kit Debut
  • Club Run Chaos
  • Coach Said Easy, I Listened
  • Coast to Coast, Sort Of
  • Coasted More Than I Pedaled
  • Coasting With Intent
  • Coastline in the Corner of My Eye
  • Cobbled Square, Quiet Fountain
  • Cobweb Clearing on Wheels
  • Coffee After, Sunrise During
  • Coffee First, Hills Never

C, continued

  • Coffee Stop With Some Cycling
  • Cold Brew Cruise
  • Cold Enough for Two Neck Warmers
  • Commute, But Make It Scenic
  • Commuter Cup Qualifier
  • Conference Call Could Wait
  • Conversation Pace Until the Sprint
  • Cookie Stop Classic
  • Cooldown Was the Best Part
  • Cornfields on Both Sides
  • Cortado and Cobbles
  • Country Mile After Country Mile
  • Covered Bridge Loop
  • Cow Path Classic

C, continued

  • Crack of Dawn Crew
  • Cracked on the Last Ramp
  • Cranky Before Coffee
  • Crawled Over the Top
  • Creaky Bottom Bracket Blues
  • Credit Card Touring Classic
  • Creek Crossing Count: Four
  • Cresting With Nothing Left
  • Croissant Powered
  • Cross-Country Lung Buster
  • Crosstown Classic
  • Crosswind Yoga
  • Crouching Rider, Hidden Tailwind
  • Cupcake Cadence
  • Custard Tart Countdown

D: 48 names

  • Dads on Bikes
  • Dancing in the Drops
  • Dancing on the Pedals, Badly
  • Dark-Thirty Departure
  • Data Field Overload
  • Date Night Spin
  • Dawdle to the Duck Pond
  • Dawn to Dusk Double
  • Day After the Big One
  • Daybreak on the Levee
  • Daylight Saving, Legs Spending
  • Dead Shifter Battery, One Gear Home

D, continued

  • Decaf Before a Paceline
  • Deep in the Hurt Locker
  • Deload and Daydream
  • Derailed but Delighted
  • Desert Bloom
  • Desk Legs Wake-Up Call
  • Detour Past the Lake Before Work
  • Did Not Outrun the Storm
  • Did Not Stop the Clock at Lights
  • Digital Desert Miles
  • Dim Light, Bright Jersey
  • Diner Pie Pilgrimage

D, continued

  • Dirt Road Daydreaming
  • Dirt Tan Lines
  • Dirty Bike, Clean Conscience
  • Discipline: Rode Slowly
  • Distance Personal Record
  • Do Not Look at the Cadence
  • Dodging Showers Like a Pro
  • Don't Stop Pedaling
  • Donut Disturb, Riding
  • Double Metric Madness
  • Double Shot, Single Speed
  • Double Track Daydream

D, continued

  • Downtown Dash
  • Downtube Shifters and Daydreams
  • Dripping on the Top Tube
  • Drizzle With a Side of Hills
  • Drop Bars in the Dirt
  • Dropped by My Own Shadow
  • Dropped the Kids, Picked Up Speed
  • Dropper Post Day Out
  • Dude, Where's My Tailwind
  • Dunes and Dune Grass
  • Dust Collector
  • Dust in Every Zipper

E: 30 names

  • Early Bird Gets the Empty Road
  • Earned the Second Doughnut
  • Earning the Couch
  • Easterly Beast Mode
  • Easy Day Got Out of Hand
  • Easy Spin, Hard Playlist
  • Eat, Sleep, Ride, Repeat
  • Echelon Attempt Number One
  • Eclair and Present Danger
  • Eight Hours of Type Two Fun
  • Elbow Flick Etiquette
  • Elevation Collection Day
  • Elevation Data Looks Suspicious
  • Elevation Gain, Dignity Loss
  • Emptied the Tank Twice

E, continued

  • Empty Bottles, Full Heart
  • Empty Roads at Six
  • Empty Tank at the Top
  • Endurance Is a Polite Word
  • Enduro Bro for a Day
  • Epic by My Standards
  • Episode Three and Still Pedaling
  • Erg Mode Ate My Lunch
  • Errands by Bicycle
  • Espresso Yourself, Then Climb
  • Evening Shade Shuffle
  • Evening Unwind Loop
  • Everyone Got a Turn Up Front
  • Everything Hurts and I'm Happy
  • Extended Commute Home

F: 69 names

  • False Flat, Real Pain
  • Family Rollout
  • Fan on Full, Morale on Low
  • Farm Stand Peaches Run
  • Farm Track Freestyle
  • Farmers Market Haul
  • Farther Than My Car Goes in a Week
  • Fast on the Downhills Only
  • Fastest Thing on Main Street
  • Fat Tire Float
  • Fellowship of the Ringroad
  • Ferry Plus Bike
  • Fields of Gold and Green

F, continued

  • Fig Bar Diplomacy
  • Finally Cleared the Rock Step
  • Finding Tempo
  • Fire Road Fitness
  • Fireflies on the Bike Path
  • First Bare-Arms Day of the Year
  • First Commute of the Year
  • First Fifty Were Free
  • First Light, Second Thoughts
  • First Ride After the Break
  • First Ride on the New Wheels
  • First Swallows of Spring
  • First Tracks on the Bike Path
  • Fitness Not Found

F, continued

  • Five Flapjacks Deep
  • Flags Stood Straight Out
  • Flat Fixed, Dignity Flat
  • Flat Out and Barely Moving
  • Flat Roads Only, Doctor's Orders
  • Flat White Recovery Protocol
  • Flat White, Lumpy Route
  • Flow Trail Fever
  • Foam Roller Awaits
  • Fog So Thick I Rode on Faith
  • Folding Bike Fridays
  • Following the River Home
  • Fondo Finisher
  • Foothills at Golden Hour

F, continued

  • Forest Service Road Roulette
  • Forgot How Hills Work
  • Forgot My Legs at Home
  • Forgot to Charge Everything
  • Forgot to Start the Computer
  • Fork in the Road, Took It
  • Forty Minutes of Honest Work
  • Found a Gel From Last Year
  • Four by Eight of Misery
  • Four Seasons in One Loop
  • Frame Bag Full of Snacks
  • Freehub Was the Soundtrack
  • Freewheelin' and Dealin'
  • Fresh Air Prescription

F, continued

  • Fresh Bar Tape Feels Fast
  • Fresh Bread in the Basket
  • Friday Coffee Cruise With the Crew
  • Friday Getaway Commute
  • Friends Don't Let Friends Ride Tempo
  • Fritter Finder
  • Front Light Hours
  • Front of the Group, Briefly
  • Frost on the Bar Tape
  • Frozen Toes Report
  • FTP Test, Send Flowers
  • Fuel Stop Longer Than the Ride
  • Fueled by Fig Rolls
  • Full Moon Lap

G: 29 names

  • Gale Force Group Therapy
  • Garage Door Open, Neighbors Confused
  • Garage Sweat Session
  • Garbled Route File Adventure
  • Gate Opening Intervals
  • Gelato Gradient
  • Gentle Loop Around the Block
  • Glasses Fogged at Every Stop
  • Glow on the Hilltops
  • Going Nowhere, Fast
  • Golden Weather, Silver Legs
  • Gone With the Headwind
  • Good Morning, Empty Boulevard
  • Good Wheels, Good People

G, continued

  • Got Lost on Purpose
  • GPS Had Other Ideas
  • Granny Gear Appreciation Ride
  • Granny Ring Gratitude
  • Gravel Grinding, Teeth Chattering
  • Gravel Grinning
  • Gravel Therapy
  • Gravity Did Most of the Work
  • Gravity Tax Paid in Full
  • Great Scenery, Shame About the Engine
  • Greenway Getaway
  • Grinding Up, Grinning Down
  • Guardians of the Gradient
  • Gusts of Regret
  • Gutter Life

H: 42 names

  • Hairpin Turns and Hot Lungs
  • Half Asleep at the Start
  • Half Speed, Full Smile
  • Half-Wheeled Into Next Week
  • Halfway Is a State of Mind
  • Hamster Wheel Hour
  • Handlebar None
  • Hanging On for Dear Life
  • Harbor at Low Tide
  • Hardtail Happiness
  • Hardware Store Hill Climb
  • Hawk on Every Fence Post
  • Hay Bales and Open Gates
  • Head Unit Rerouting Forever

H, continued

  • Head-Clearing Loop
  • Headphones In, World Out
  • Headwind Out, Headwind Home
  • Heart Rate in the Rafters
  • Heart Rate Strap Rebellion
  • Heart Rate Under Supervision
  • Heat Dome Slog
  • Heatwave Hydration Project
  • Hedgerows in Bloom
  • Helmet Hair Hall of Fame
  • Hero Dirt Conditions
  • Herons at the Weir
  • High Cadence Hamster
  • High Plains Drifting

H, continued

  • High Point of the Week
  • Hike-a-Bike With Views
  • Hill Repeats, Because Apparently
  • Hill Reps and Bad Decisions
  • Hit the Wall, Rode Through It
  • Home Before Dark, Just
  • Home via Every Detour
  • Honey, I Shrunk the Average Speed
  • Horizon Chasing
  • Horses Raced Me Along the Fence
  • Hot Chocolate Rescue Mission
  • Hub of the Matter
  • Humidity You Could Chew
  • Hunger Knock at the Summit

I: 9 names

  • I Was Told There Would Be Tailwinds
  • Ice Cream Detour
  • Ice Cream Weather, Finally
  • Icy Roads, Warm Garage
  • Imperial Ton
  • Inbox Zero, Legs Zero
  • Indexing Gears by Ear
  • Indoor Miles Count Double
  • Island Lap, Ferry Home

J: 6 names

  • Jam First, Then Cream
  • Jersey Pocket Archaeology
  • Jump Line Attempts
  • Juniors Schooled Us
  • Just the Warm-Up Counted
  • Just Turning the Pedals

K: 6 names

  • Kept It Boring on Purpose
  • Kids' Skills Session
  • Kit Clash Catastrophe
  • Kitchen Timer Intervals
  • Knobby Tire Noise
  • KOM Hunting (Unsuccessful)

L: 59 names

  • Lake-Effect Lap
  • Lakeshore Shimmer
  • Lamp-Lit Lanes
  • Laptop on Board
  • Last Commute Before Vacation
  • Last Rays on the Reservoir
  • Last Ten Miles Lasted Forever
  • Late for Work, Great for Fitness
  • Late Light Lap
  • Latte to the Party
  • Laughs per Mile: High
  • Laundry Room Laps
  • Lavender on the Breeze
  • Lead-Out for Nobody

L, continued

  • Leaf Peeping Lap
  • Leaning Into the Breeze
  • Left My Helmet on the Roof Rack
  • Left the Car Keys at Home
  • Leg Day With a View
  • Legs Filed a Complaint
  • Legs Like Wet Noodles
  • Legs of Jelly, Heart of Gold
  • Legs Openers
  • Legs Up After This
  • Lemon Drizzle and Drizzle
  • Lent My Spare Tube Again
  • Let Everyone Pass
  • Library Books on the Rack
  • Life Behind Bars

L, continued

  • Light Rain, Heavy Legs
  • Light Through the Pines
  • Lighthouse and Back
  • Lights Charged, Legs Not
  • Lights Flashing, Legs Fading
  • Living Room Lap of Honor
  • Loaded Touring, Light Heart
  • Loaner Wheels, Loaner Speed
  • Logged as a Kayak by Mistake
  • Lollipop Loop on the Fire Roads
  • Long Day Out With the Odometer
  • Long Drag to the Radio Mast
  • Long Haul, Small Talk
  • Long Miles in the Little Ring
  • Long Shadows Home

L, continued

  • Longest Day Lap
  • Longest Ride of the Year
  • Looked Fast in the Driveway
  • Loosening Up the Hinges
  • Lord of the Chainrings
  • Lost a Bottle on the Cobbles
  • Lost a Sprint to a Cartoon
  • Lost a Sprint to a Town Sign
  • Lost Count of the Villages
  • Lost the Race Against Dusk
  • Low Gear, Low Stakes
  • Lunch Break Loop
  • Lunch Hour Erg
  • Lungs on the Handlebars
  • Lungs Sold Separately

M: 48 names

  • Macchiato Mileage
  • Made It Home for Dinner Somehow
  • Made the Summit, Missed the Sign
  • Map Edge Explorer
  • Maple Canopy in October
  • Massage Gun Preview
  • Mat, Fan, Towel, Go
  • Matching Kit Day
  • Meadowlark Morning
  • Meander Mode
  • Mechanic for the Whole Group
  • Meeting Could Have Been a Ride

M, continued

  • Melted Somewhere Around Noon
  • Mental Health Miles
  • Metric Century, Imperial Appetite
  • Midnight Snack Run
  • Midpack and Thriving
  • Midsummer Evening Cruise
  • Midweek Turbo Blast
  • Mile Ninety Was Rude
  • Milkshake at the Halfway Mark
  • Mini Pump, Maxi Effort
  • Mission: Im-pedal-able
  • Mist on the Marshes

M, continued

  • Mixed Surface Mischief
  • Mocha Me Climb
  • Monday Motivation Miles
  • Monsoon Miles
  • Moonlit Miles
  • More Stopping Than Riding
  • Morning Mist Mission
  • Morning Traffic Puzzle
  • Mostly Coasting
  • Mountain Air, Borrowed
  • Mountain Goat Impressions
  • Mountains to Marshes

M, continued

  • Moving Time Is a Generous Term
  • Much Ado About Mudguards
  • Mud Season Sampler
  • Mud Stripe Up the Back
  • Mudguards Would Have Been Smart
  • Muffin Compares to This
  • Multi-Day Tour, Stage One
  • Multi-Tool Hero Moment
  • My Bike Is Faster Than I Am
  • My Legs Have Left the Chat
  • My Quads Want a Lawyer
  • Mystery Click Solved

N: 22 names

  • N Plus One Justification Ride
  • Nap Qualifier
  • New Bike, Same Legs
  • New Jersey, Who This
  • New Member Initiation
  • New Roads All Day
  • New Tires Day
  • Night Rider, Day Napper
  • Night Shift on Two Wheels
  • Nightfall Negotiations
  • Nine to Five, Six to Eight on the Bike

N, continued

  • Ninety in the Shade
  • No Coasting Allowed
  • No Country for Old Legs
  • No Watts Were Harmed
  • No-Drop Ride, Mostly
  • Noodle Legs Maintenance
  • Northerly and Grumpy
  • Not Fast, Just Stubborn
  • Nowhere in Particular
  • Numb Fingers, Full Send
  • Numbers Looked Better in My Head

O: 22 names

  • Oat Milk and Open Roads
  • Office by Bike, Mood by Bike
  • Old Guard Outing
  • One Gear Too Many
  • One Glove Short
  • One Hundred Miles of Snacking
  • One More Ridge, They Said
  • One-Legged Drills, Two-Legged Complaints
  • Open Road, Open Mind
  • Out and Back and Out Again
  • Out of Office, On the Saddle

O, continued

  • Out of Shape, Out of Excuses
  • Out of the Saddle, Out of Breath
  • Out-of-Office Reply: Riding
  • Outran the Storm, Barely
  • Outsprinted by a Golden Retriever
  • Over-Unders and Out
  • Overcast and Underdressed
  • Overnighter Out, Day One
  • Overshoes Era Begins
  • Overtaken by an E-Bike With Groceries
  • Overtime in the Saddle

P: 57 names

  • Paceline Practice
  • Paid in Sweat, Tipped in Views
  • Pain au Chocolat, Emphasis on Pain
  • Pain Cave Office Hours
  • Pain Cave, Scenic Entrance
  • Pancake Flat, Pancake Stack
  • Pannier Full of Groceries
  • Park Laps at Toddler Speed
  • Park-and-Pedal Day
  • Partner Ride, Still Speaking
  • Pass Storming at Tourist Pace
  • Passed by a Jogger, Twice
  • Passed the Same Barn Twice
  • Pastry Case Reconnaissance

P, continued

  • Paused for Dramatic Effect
  • Paused to Refill the Bottle
  • Pavement Ends, Fun Begins
  • Payday Pedal
  • Peaked in the Parking Lot
  • Pedal and Ponder
  • Pedal Medal Ceremony
  • Pedal Stroke by Pedal Stroke
  • Pedaled for a Pretzel
  • Pedaled Squares All Day
  • Pedaling to a Podcast
  • Pedals of the Caribbean
  • Peloton of Seven
  • Peninsula Perimeter

P, continued

  • Personal Worst, Still Proud
  • Petals on the Pavement
  • Pie Shop or Bust
  • Pine Needle Carpet Ride
  • Pink Sky Rollout
  • Please Ignore the Heart Rate
  • Pocket Full of Rice Cakes
  • Pointed at Every Pothole
  • Pootle Around the Lanes
  • Poppies on the Verge
  • Porch Lights Coming On
  • Post Office and Back
  • Post-Ride Parking Lot Seminar
  • Postcard Roads

P, continued

  • Posting This for Accountability
  • Power Meter Says No
  • Powerline Trail Push
  • Prairie Sky Miles
  • Pre-Dawn Loop in Silence
  • Pre-Meeting Leg Stretch
  • Pressure Check, Reality Check
  • Pretending This Was the Plan
  • Pride and Pedals
  • Proof I Left the House
  • Puddle Depth Research
  • Puddle Slalom
  • Pulp Friction
  • Pump Track Laps
  • Puncture Number Two

Q: 7 names

  • Quads on Fire
  • Quarry Road Rattle
  • Quick Spin Before Dinner
  • Quiet Corner of the County
  • Quiet Lanes, Loud Thoughts
  • Quiet Roads, Quiet Mind
  • Quitting Time Tempo

R: 66 names

  • Racing the Last Light
  • Rack and Fenders Appreciation Day
  • Raiders of the Lost Bottle
  • Rail Trail Ramble
  • Rain Bike Duty
  • Rain Cape Parachute
  • Rain Outside, Regret Inside
  • Rainbows After the Rinse Cycle
  • Ramp Test Reality Check
  • Ran Out of Gears Halfway Up
  • Randonneur for a Day
  • Rattle Hunt Continues
  • Rattled Loose and Loving It

R, continued

  • Recorded Half of It
  • Recovery Intervals Were Too Short
  • Recovery Spin, Honest
  • Red Rock Reverie
  • Refueled at Every Gas Station
  • Relearning How to Clip In
  • Rental Bike With Mystery Gearing
  • Reply All, Then Ride
  • Reservoir Reflections
  • Rest Day in Disguise
  • Rest Stop Buffet Champion
  • Rest Week Without the Guilt
  • Return of the Tailwind

R, continued

  • Return to Riding, Day One
  • Ribbon of Tarmac
  • Ride Leader for the Day
  • Ride Now, Cake Later, Cake Now
  • Ride Now, Sit Never
  • Ride of the Valkyries, Slower
  • Ride to the Bakery, Roll Home
  • Ridge Line Reverie
  • Ridge Road Reckoning
  • Ridge to Sea
  • Ridge Trail Rumble
  • Ridgeline Redemption
  • Ring Around the Reservoir

R, continued

  • River Source to River Mouth
  • Riverside Route to the Office
  • Road Spray Facial
  • Rode Angry, Arrived Hungry
  • Rode Everything, Cleaned Nothing
  • Rode Home on a Boot and a Prayer
  • Rode Into a Wall of Air
  • Rode Like a Shopping Cart
  • Rode Off the Edge of the Map
  • Rode Past the Traffic Jam
  • Rode the Sun Down
  • Rode Through a Cloud
  • Rode to the Coast for Chips

R, continued

  • Rode to the Next State for Pie
  • Rode to Work, Worked to Ride
  • Rode With the Fast Group by Mistake
  • Rollers That Would Not Quit
  • Rollers Without Falling Off
  • Rolling Before the Streetlights Quit
  • Rolling Through the Orchards
  • Rooster Beat Me to It
  • Roots, Rocks and Giggles
  • Rotating Like a Rusty Hinge
  • Rowdy in the Rock Garden
  • Rush Hour, My Way
  • Rust Removal
  • Rut Roulette

S: 121 names

  • Saddle Height Experiment
  • Saddle Sore Peace Talks
  • Saddle Time Savings Account
  • Saddle Up, Buttercup
  • Salt Air and Spokes
  • Sand Trap Shuffle
  • Sandwich With a View
  • Sat In, Sprinted, Sorry
  • Sat on Wheels All Day
  • Sat Up and Suffered
  • Saturday Morning Fever
  • Saw Stars on the Second Peak
  • School Run Sprint

S, continued

  • Screen Time, Leg Time
  • Sea to Summit Daydream
  • Second Breakfast Club
  • Second Place in a Race of One
  • Second Wind at Mile Seventy
  • Sendy Saturday
  • Shade of the Oaks
  • Shakeout Spin
  • Shared Suffering With Friends
  • Shifting Like Butter
  • Shop Ride Shenanigans
  • Short, Sharp and Rude
  • Shortest Day Dash

S, continued

  • Shower at the Office Kind of Day
  • Sideways Rain Appreciation Society
  • Sightseeing Pace
  • Singlespeed Simplicity
  • Singletrack Smiles
  • Six Bottles Later
  • Sixteen Percent of Pure Joy
  • Sixty Miles for a Milkshake
  • Skinnies and Second Thoughts
  • Skipped the Parking Fee
  • Skipped the Rain by Minutes
  • Sleepy Legs, Wide Awake Sky
  • Slice of Pizza, Slice of Heaven
  • Slow Is a Pace Too

S, continued

  • Slow Roads, Fast Clouds
  • Slower Than Last Time, On Purpose
  • Slowest Known Time
  • Small Ring Only
  • Small Ring Only Today
  • Small Ring Symphony
  • Small Town Steeples
  • Smart Trainer, Dumb Idea
  • Smelled the Roses
  • Smells Like Chain Lube
  • Smiling Counts as Training
  • Smoothie Shack Spin
  • Snowflakes on the Top Tube

S, continued

  • Soaked to the Bib Straps
  • Social Pace, Antisocial Hills
  • Sock Height Debate
  • Soft Legs Saturday
  • Soft Pedal Sunday
  • Soggy Chamois Sunday
  • Solo Because Everyone Slept In
  • Solstice Spin
  • Somebody Said Easy
  • Somewhere Past the Last Farm
  • Sourdough Scouting Mission
  • Southwesterly and Smug
  • Spare Tube Roulette
  • Spin to Win Nothing

S, continued

  • Spin-Ups and Show Tunes
  • Spinning Out Yesterday
  • Spinning Through the Snowstorm
  • Spring Showed Up for an Hour
  • Sprint Efforts at the Laundry Pile
  • Sprint Finish Against Nobody
  • Sprint for the County Line
  • Squeaky Brakes Announced My Arrival
  • Squeaky Cleat Concert
  • Squirrel Dodging Singletrack
  • Stairway to Headwind
  • Stargazer Spin
  • Staring at a Wall in Zone Four

S, continued

  • Stars Still Out
  • Stationary and Stoic
  • Steady All Day
  • Steady Was a Lie
  • Steel Is Real Day
  • Steep, Steeper, Walking
  • Sticky Bun Sprint
  • Sticky Tarmac Afternoon
  • Still Air, Rare Luck
  • Still Faster Than the Couch
  • Stone Walls and Sheep
  • Stopped for Every Photo
  • Storm Chaser on Skinny Tires
  • Stress Relief on Two Wheels

S, continued

  • Structured Suffering
  • Strudel Sprint
  • Suburb to City Shuttle
  • Suffered Quietly, Posted Loudly
  • Summer Bike Sees Daylight
  • Summit Fever, Valley Legs
  • Summit Selfie Tax
  • Sun Came Up Over the Ridge
  • Sun's Out, Arm Warmers Off
  • Sunburn in the Shape of Gloves
  • Sunday Service on Two Wheels
  • Sunday Stroll on Wheels
  • Sunflowers Turned to Watch

S, continued

  • Sunglasses Over or Under the Straps
  • Sunrise Service
  • Sunrise Was Worth the Alarm
  • Sunset Sprint Home
  • Sunup to Smiles
  • Sweat Angel on the Mat
  • Sweat Dripping on the Stem
  • Sweat Puddle Personal Best
  • Sweeping the Back of the Bunch
  • Sweet Chain o' Mine
  • Sweet Roll Rollout
  • Sweet Spot, Sour Face
  • Switchback Counting
  • Switchback Shenanigans

T: 104 names

  • Table for Six Sweaty People
  • Tacky Trails, Happy Tires
  • Taco Tuesday on Two Wheels
  • Tailgate Debrief
  • Tailwind Hero, Headwind Zero
  • Tame the Ego Day
  • Tan Lines Under Construction
  • Tandem Tuesday
  • Taper Time
  • Tea Room Time Trial
  • Tech Section Walk of Honor
  • Technically a Bike Ride
  • Tempo Blocks Before Breakfast
  • Ten Percent Chance of Rain, My Foot

T, continued

  • Tent Strapped to the Handlebars
  • Tent, Bike, Repeat
  • Test Ride That Went Too Well
  • Thaw Day Spin
  • The 5 AM Club Has One Member
  • The 5:15 Express
  • The Almond Croissant Segment
  • The Bike Needs a Bath
  • The Cafe Was Closed
  • The Climb Strikes Back
  • The Descent Made It Worth It
  • The Devil Wears Bib Shorts
  • The Fan Is My Only Friend
  • The Fast and the Curious
  • The Forecast Lied

T, continued

  • The Good, the Bad and the Hilly
  • The Gradient Was Not on the Map
  • The Great Flapjack Expedition
  • The Great Tailwind Robbery
  • The Group Said Steady
  • The Heart Rate Graph Speaks for Itself
  • The Hill Has Eyes
  • The Hill Won
  • The Legs Said No
  • The Long Lunch Loop
  • The Long Way to Work
  • The Loop Grew Another Loop
  • The Mountain Sends Its Regards
  • The Off-Season Never Ended
  • The Ride That Ate Saturday

T, continued

  • The Road Less Paved
  • The Scenic Route to Spreadsheets
  • The Snack Was the Highlight
  • The Spokes Awaken
  • The Wall at the Edge of Town
  • Therapy Session, No Appointment
  • Thin Air, Thick Legs
  • Thirty Degrees and Thriving
  • Thirty-Thirties Until Dizzy
  • This Counts, Right
  • Three Counties, One Sandwich
  • Three Friends, One Tailwind
  • Three Summits and a Nap
  • Through and Off, Mostly Off
  • Thunder Said Turn Around

T, continued

  • Thursday Chaingang
  • Thursday Thirst for Home
  • Timecard Tempo
  • Tire Lever Triumph
  • Tire Pressure Guessing Game
  • Toasted Teacake Tour
  • Too Dark Outside, Too Bright in Here
  • Too Early for Conversation
  • Too Many Snacks, Not Enough Watts
  • Took One Pull, Told Everyone
  • Took the Wrong Bike, Had the Right Time
  • Top Gear, Bottom Bracket
  • Top of the Hill Club
  • Tour de Neighborhood
  • Tour de Spare Room

T, continued

  • Tourist Mode Engaged
  • Towel Number Three
  • Town Line Collector
  • Town Sign Sprint Champion
  • Towpath Trundle
  • Track Stand Practice at Every Red
  • Traffic Light Sprint Series
  • Trail Fairy Left Us a Tailwind
  • Trail Snacks and Trail Naps
  • Train Out, Pedal Back
  • Train Station Dash
  • Trained by Accident
  • Trainer Tire Symphony
  • Tread Lightly, Pedal Loudly
  • Tubeless Sealant Shower

T, continued

  • Tuesday Desk Escape
  • Tunnel Vision on the Upper Slopes
  • Turbo Road to Nowhere
  • Twenty Minutes Is Still a Ride
  • Twilight Tempo
  • Twilight Zone Two
  • Two Bottles Were Not Enough
  • Two Deer and a Trail Standoff
  • Two Flats and a Sunset
  • Two Hundred Kilometers of Thinking
  • Two Pairs of Gloves Weather
  • Two Scones and a Tailwind
  • Two Tired to Care
  • Two Wheels to the Dentist
  • Two's Company, Six Is a Paceline

U: 8 names

  • Ultra Distance, Ultra Hungry
  • Unclipped With Great Dignity, Mostly
  • Under the Streetlamps
  • Under Tire Pressure
  • Underprepared and Overdressed
  • Unpaved and Unbothered
  • Up Is a Four-Letter Word
  • Uphill Both Directions

V: 11 names

  • Valley Floor Wander
  • Valve Core Drama
  • Vertical Mile Ambitions
  • Vertical Regret
  • Village Green to Village Green
  • Vineyard Rows
  • Vintage Bike, Vintage Legs
  • Virtual Group Ride, Real Suffering
  • Virtual Mountain, Real Puddle
  • Virtual Volcano Laps
  • VO2 Max, Morale Min

W: 41 names

  • Waffle Stand Regroup
  • Waited at the Top for Once
  • Waking Up the Legs
  • Wandering With Purpose
  • War and Pace
  • Warm-Up That Never Ended
  • Washboard Massage
  • Watched a Whole Movie in the Saddle
  • Waterfall Detour
  • Wattage Cottage
  • Watts Up, Speed Down
  • Waxed the Chain and Nothing Else
  • Weather App Owes Me an Apology

W, continued

  • Wednesday Hump Day Hills
  • Wednesday Worlds Warm-Up
  • Welcome Ride for the New Folks
  • Went Out Too Hard, as Usual
  • Went Up, Regretted It, Went Up Again
  • Wet Socks, Warm Heart
  • Wheat Waving Hello
  • Wheel Truing by Hope
  • Wheelsucker's Holiday
  • Wheely Good Time
  • Wheezing in Three Counties
  • Where the Road Meets the Sky
  • Who Put That Hill There
  • Whose Idea Was This Route

W, continued

  • Wi-Fi Dropped, So Did I
  • Wide Awake at Mile Two Hundred
  • Wild Blackberries Mid-Ride
  • Wildflower Count: Lost
  • Will Pedal for Pastry
  • Wind Chill Has Opinions
  • Wind Farm Was Working Overtime
  • Wind Tunnel Testing, Unpaid
  • Winter Base Building
  • Winter Bike Out of Hibernation
  • Work Clothes in a Pannier
  • Workout Complete, Human Incomplete
  • Wrong Shoes, Right Attitude
  • Wrong Turn, Right Company

Y: 2 names

  • Yawned Through the First Ten Miles
  • Yo-Yo Off the Back

Z: 5 names

  • Zero Emissions, Some Perspiration
  • Zigzagging Up the Steep Bit
  • Zip Tie Engineering
  • Zone One and Done
  • Zone Two, Allegedly