Shotgun Name Generator
Loud, wide names for coach guns and scatterguns
Generate shotgun names for westerns, zombie stories, shooters and tabletop games, from Both Barrels and Barn Burner to Hallway Sermon and Plasma Fan. The list covers coach guns, pump actions, sawn-offs, farm guns, scrap guns, sci-fi spreaders and blunderbusses.
About shotgun names
A shotgun does three things in a story that no other gun does: it is loud, it throws a spread instead of a single round, and it works at the length of a hallway. Good shotgun names talk about one of those three. Scatterbrain and The Paint Roller are about the pattern, Twelve Bells and The Loud Neighbor are about the noise, Hallway Sermon and Knock Knock are about the distance.
The list of 1,000 covers every kind of gun. Double barrels get names about pairs (Both Barrels, Rabbit Ears, Double Trouble), and the coach guns among them borrow from the shotgun messenger, the guard who sat beside a stagecoach driver and gave us the phrase riding shotgun. Pump actions are named for the sound of the slide (Chk-Chk, Rack and Ruin). Sawn-offs get short jokes, farm guns get birds and affection (Barn Burner, Old Mallard), and wasteland guns are made of plumbing (Pipe Dream).
For other settings there are sci-fi spreaders (Plasma Fan), blunderbusses for pirates and dwarves (Bellmouth, Dragon's Cough), loot names with epithets (Hailmaker, Bane of Doorways) and names in Spanish, Italian, French, German, Dutch and Portuguese. Blunderbuss itself comes from the Dutch donderbus, thunder gun: these guns have been named for their noise for a long time.
How to choose shotgun names
- Pick the trait first: noise, spread or distance. A loud gun wants a name like Wake the County, a wide one wants Cast a Wide Net, and a breaching gun wants Hinge Doctor.
- Match the name to the action. Pair names (Side by Side, Matched Pair) only make sense on a double barrel, and slide sounds (Ch-Chunk, The Friendly Clack) only on a pump.
- For a loot drop, use the two-part form: a short coined name and an epithet after a comma, such as Roomshaker, Last of the Doubles. Keep the plain nickname for a gun a character has carried for years.
- A farm or hunting gun in a story sounds right with Old or a relative in front: Old Hedgerow, Grandpa's Duck Gun, Uncle Earl's Goose Gun.
- Say it out loud in the scene. A character will shout or mutter this name, so two or three syllables (Stubby, Bellmouth, Half Pint) work harder than a long title.
Frequently asked questions
What makes a name sound like a shotgun and not just a gun?
It points at something only a shotgun does: the noise, the spread of the shot, the paired barrels or the short range. Noise Complaint, Fan Out and Elbow Room could not belong to a sniper rifle. General tough names such as Peacemaker fit any firearm, so they are on the site's gun name generator instead.
Are these the names of real shotgun models?
No. The 1,000 names are nicknames and loot names for shotguns in fiction and games, and none is meant as a maker or model name. They are not advice about real firearms either: a name like Twelve Bells or Double Ought Dottie uses a gauge or a load as flavor only.
Can I use these for a loot shotgun in a shooter or a tabletop campaign?
Yes. The epithet names are written for that: Leadstorm, the Unsubtle or Wallshadow, the Wide Reaper read like a legendary drop, and the sci-fi group (The Ion Rake, Nova Spreader) suits a space setting. They are not presented as any game's own weapons, and a short or common name can still match one in a game by coincidence.
What is a good name for a double-barrel shotgun?
Anything about a pair. Both Barrels, Double Trouble, Twin Hammers and Left Barrel, Right Barrel all say there are two shots and then a pause. For an Old West coach gun, add the stagecoach: The Express Messenger or Stage Line Insurance.
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All 1,000 shotgun names
A: 11 names
- Across the Card Table
- Action Bar Blues
- Aim Is a Suggestion
- Alarm Clock
- Alte Schrotflinte
- Arc Fan Mark Two
- Arm's Length Agreement
- Around the Corner
- Ash Road Scattergun
- Ashen Buckshot of the Old King
- Asteroid Gravel
B: 90 names
- Babushka's Dvustvolka
- Baby Bellmouth
- Back and Forth
- Bad Breath Range
- Bad News in Stereo
- Baker's Dozen Pellets
- Ball Bearing Blues
- Ballpark Figure
- Bandit's Handshake
- Bang and Echo
- Bang for Your Buck
- Bar Length Bargain
- Bark Worse Than Its Bite, Also Bite
- Barkeep's Reach
- Barn Burner
- Barrel of Laughs
- Barrel Roll
- Barrels Like a Church Organ
- Barricade Bell
- Barricade Buddy
- Barroom Width Betty
- Basement Door Insurance
- Bead There, Done That
- Beam Splitter
- Bedroll Stowaway
- Bedroll Surprise
- Bee Swarm
- Behind the Kitchen Door
- Bell of Broken Crockery
- Bell of the Black Deck
B, continued
- Bellmaw
- Bellmouth
- Bellmouth Belinda
- Bellmouth of the Brass Coast
- Bellow of the Deep Hall
- Bench Seat Bertha
- Bent Nail Special
- Big Bark Barbara
- Big Bore Bonnie
- Big Loud Louise
- Big Sister Boom
- Bird Dog's Best Friend
- Birdshot Birdie
- Biscuit Shaker
- Bitten Off Barrels
- Blast Radius Bob
- Blind Companion
- Blunder and Lightning
- Blunderbuss Bartholomew
- Boarded Door Baritone
- Boarded Window Bertha
- Boarding Party Favor
- Bobbed and Bitter
- Bolt Bucket
- Bolted Hatch Hattie
- Boomin' Granny
- Boot Box Betty
- Both at Once
- Both Barrels
- Both Sides of the Story
B, continued
- Bottlecap Blizzard
- Boxlock Bill
- Brass Bead Bessie
- Brass Tempest
- Brazen Twin of the Marches
- Breach and Benediction
- Breachlord's Trumpet
- Break Action Jackson
- Break Open in Case of Emergency
- Breech Like a Book
- Breech of Etiquette
- Breech Party
- Brier Patch Bess
- Bright Cone Bertha
- Brimstone Bugle
- Broad Brush
- Broke in Half and Still Mad
- Broken at the Hinge
- Broom Closet
- Bruised Shoulder Club
- Buck the System
- Buck Wild
- Buckle Up, Buckshot
- Buckshot Beatrice
- Buckshot Bouquet
- Buckthorn Tempest
- Bugle of Bent Nails
- Bulkhead Bell
- Bulkhead Broom
- Bunker Door Knocker
C: 55 names
- Canne Mozze
- Canned Thunderstorm
- Cannon Envy
- Cañón Doble del Desierto
- Canyon Echo Twice
- Carburetor Cough
- Cast a Wide Net
- Cattail Kate
- Cavern Clearer
- Cemetery Gate Greeter
- Ch-Chunk
- Chevrotine
- Chicken Coop Cymbals
- Chk-Chk
- Choke Hold
- Choke Point
- Church Bell at Arm's Length
- Cinch and Scatter
- Clack Heard Round the Block
- Clack-Clack Clara
- Clamor, Breaker of Silence
- Clatter and Thump
- Clatterclap
- Close Enough
- Cluster Lance
- Coach Gun Cora
- Coachman's Compliment
C, continued
- Cobblestone Caster
- Coffee Can of Bolts
- Cog Spitter
- Coil Spreader
- Colonel Cone
- Comet Scatter
- Cone of Bad Weather
- Cone of Regret
- Cone of the Fallen Star
- Cone Zone
- Confetti Cannon
- Corn Shucker
- Corncrib Echo
- Cornfield Chorus
- Corridor Etiquette
- Corridor's End
- Countess Clatter
- Cousin Kaboom
- Cover Your Ears
- Covers the Spread
- Covey Caller
- Coyote Curfew Bell
- Crossroads Coach Gun
- Crow Scolder
- Crypt Stair Clapper
- Culvert King
- Cut Down Clementine
- Cut Short
D: 61 names
- Dawn Patrol Double
- De Donderbus
- Deacon Buckshot
- Dead Don't Duck
- Dead Highway Double
- Dead Quiet, Briefly
- Dead Reckoning at Six Feet
- Deadbolt's Bad Day
- Deadwood Stage Manners
- Deafening Applause
- Deck Sweeper Nine
- Deckhand's Thunder
- Democratic Distribution
- Deputy's Trunk Gun
- Der Krachmacher
- Deux Canons
- Die Donnerbüchse
- Die Doppelflinte
- Die Laute Liesel
- Dinner Fork Pellets
- Dinner Plate Pattern
- Dirty Dozen Pellets
- Dog Barker
- Doña Escopeta
- Donnerschlag im Flur
- Doomspread, Herald of Splinters
- Doorbane, the Brass Knock
- Doorfall, the Hinge Taker
- Doorframe Dentist
- Doorknob Remover
D, continued
- Doorstep Thunder
- Doorwarden's Ruin
- Dos Bocas
- Dos Cañones
- Double Barrel Dolly
- Double Hammer Dolores
- Double or Nothing
- Double Ought Dottie
- Double Ought Sermon
- Double Trouble
- Double Vision
- Double Yolk
- Dove Season
- Dozen Roses, All Thorns
- Dragon Gun of the Ninth Hall
- Dragon's Belch
- Dragon's Cough
- Drainpipe Diplomacy
- Drake's Sneeze
- Drakefire Funnel
- Dreadscatter
- Driver's Left Hand
- Duchess of Spread
- Duck Blind Doris
- Duct Tape Duchess
- Due Canne
- Duet for Brass
- Duster Lining
- Dusty Twins
- Dvustvolka
- Dwarven Door Opener
E: 25 names
- Ear Ringer
- Earplug Salesman
- Ears First
- Ears Like Bells
- Earsplitter, the Unforgiven
- Echo Maker
- Echo of the Final Hallway
- Echo Off the Barn
- Eight Ball Scatter
- Eight Gauge Goliath
- Ejector Seat
- El Estruendo
- El Portazo
- El Trabuco
- El Trueno Corto
- Elbow Length
- Elbow Room
- Elbows and Hinges
- Eleven Is Louder, This Goes to Twelve
- Emberthroat
- Escopeta del Abuelo
- Every Crow for a Mile
- Every Shell Counts
- Everywhere at Once
- Eyes of the Owl
F: 31 names
- Fan Out
- Feed Store Freddie
- Feedsack Full of Hail
- Fence Pipe Fury
- Fencepost Leaner, Both Tubes
- Fifteen Pellets and a Prayer
- File Marks and Fury
- Fillings Loosener
- Firedrake Flute
- Fistful of Gravel
- Fistful of Marbles
- Fits in a Saddlebag
- Five in the Tube
- Flare Gun's Mean Uncle
- Flared Nostrils
- Flechette Fog
- Flintlock Foghorn
- Flock Shot
- Flushed Covey
- Flyway Faye
- Foghorn Flora
- Four Bore Folklore
- Four Plus One
- Four Ten Whisper
- Fox in a Fan of Shot
- Front Bench Lawyer
- Front Door Diplomacy
- Front Trigger, Back Trigger
- Full Choke Joke
- Funnel of Woe
- Fusion Fan Dancer
G: 26 names
- Galley Door Greeter
- Gander's Grief
- Gatebreaker's Bellow
- Gauge Against the Machine
- Ghost Ring Gertie
- Ghoul Next Door
- Ghoul Rush Hour
- Ghoul Sprinkler
- Glass and Gravel
- Gnomish Pattern Spreader
- Goblin Blunderpipe
- Gopher Hole Echo
- Granddad's Goose Getter
- Grandpa's Duck Gun
- Granizo de Plomo
- Granny's Porch Thunder
- Grapeshot Gospel
- Gravel and Glory
- Gravelthroat
- Graveyard Shift Scattergun
- Graviton Scatterer
- Greenhead Greta
- Grêle de Plomb
- Gridfire Spreader
- Grouse and Grumble
- Gutter Pipe Gus
H: 38 names
- Hacksaw Harmony
- Hacksaw Hattie
- Hail Before Harvest
- Hail Sovereign of the Low Road
- Hailgift of the Hinterhalls
- Hailmaker, Bane of Doorways
- Hailstone Regent
- Hailstorm Harriet
- Half a Shotgun, Twice the Noise
- Half Pint
- Hall of Echoes
- Hallscour
- Hallway Full of Groans
- Hallway Sermon
- Hammer Down Twice
- Hammer Pair
- Handful of Hail
- Hatch Opener
- Havoc at Handshake Range
- Hellmouth Horn
- Henhouse Two-Tone
- Hinge and Holler
- Hinge Benefits
- Hinge Doctor
- Hinge Pin Henrietta
- Hingebane
- Hingebreaker's Lament
- Hinges Optional
- Hip Pocket Howitzer
- Hobgoblin's Hello
- Horde at the Door
- Horde Thinner
- Hornet Nest
- Howl of the Short Road
- Hubcap Hymn
- Hull Breach Etiquette
- Hull of a Thing
- Hundred Hornets
I: 8 names
- Il Fracasso
- Il Trombone
- Il Tuono Vicino
- In the General Direction
- Ion Hail
- Iron Daffodil
- Ironhail Testament
- Ironrain Edict
J: 3 names
- Jamb Session
- Judge Scatter
- Junk Drawer Double
K: 10 names
- Kettle Drum
- Kettle of Hot Nails
- Kickback Scheme
- Kickin' Katie
- Kingsbark
- Knee High Nelly
- Knock Knock
- Knocked the Clock Off the Wall
- Knuckle Distance
- Kobold Scatterer
L: 37 names
- La Bruyante
- La Chevrotine de Minuit
- La Doppietta
- La Escopeta Vieja
- La Recortada
- La Ruidosa
- La Tonnante
- La Vieja Tronadora
- Lantern Seat Lucy
- Lap Dog With a Bark
- Last Shell at the Farmhouse
- Le Canon Scié
- Le Tromblon
- Le Vacarme
- Le Vieux Fusil de Chasse
- Lead Snowglobe
- Leaden Rain
- Leadfall Liturgy
- Leadstorm, the Unsubtle
- Left Barrel, Right Barrel
- Limit by Noon
- Little Big Mouth
- Little Miss Twin Bore
- Little Thunderhead
- Lock Pick, Loud Version
- Lock, Stock and Both Barrels
- Lockbox Lullaby
- Loose Change Launcher
- Lopped and Loud
- Loud and Clear and Wide
- Loud Enough for Two Counties
- Loud Lucinda
- Loud Mouth Lou
- Louder Than Sunday Dinner
- Louder Than the Groaning
- Low Profile, High Volume
- Lupara di Montagna
M: 18 names
- Madame Both Barrels
- Magnetic Buckshot
- Major Racket
- Mama's Loud Opinion
- Marsh Hen
- Matched Pair
- Maw of Many Teeth
- Mesa Road Messenger
- Messenger's Lap Blanket
- Meteor Shower Module
- Miss Wide Pattern
- Moan Drowner
- Molten Pellet Mister
- Morgue Door Morton
- Mother of Pellets
- Muffler Mouth
- Mute Button, Broken
- Muzzle Like a Tulip
N: 17 names
- Nails and Noise
- Neutron Rain
- Night Shift Slide
- Nine Friends
- Nine in Each
- Nine Little Problems
- Nine Pellet Nonsense
- Ninefold
- Ninefold Pellet Crown
- No Biting in the Hallway
- No Room to Swing a Cat
- No Such Thing as Quiet
- Noise Complaint
- Nonno's Doppietta
- Nose to Nose
- Nova Spreader
- Nuts, Bolts and Bad Intentions
O: 44 names
- O Bacamarte
- Oath of the Open Breech
- Ogre's Pepper Pot
- Oil Drum Echo
- Ol' Bellringer
- Ol' Kicksy
- Ol' Side by Each
- Ol' Stovepipes
- Old Bluebill
- Old Blunderpuss
- Old Brass Bead
- Old Cottontail
- Old Decoy
- Old Forearm
- Old Hedgerow
- Old Hickory Stock
- Old Hinge
- Old Loud and Proud
- Old Mallard
- Old Rattlewindow
- Old Roar and Rattle
- Old Shoulder Bruiser
O, continued
- Old Smokestacks
- Old Smoky Bellmouth
- Old Two Eyes
- One for Each Outlaw
- One in the Pipe
- One Shell, Six Shamblers
- One Then the Other
- One Two Punch
- Opa's Doppelflinte
- Open Bore Policy
- Open Choke Olive
- Open Sesame
- Orchard Drumroll
- Organ Pipes
- Oude Donderbus
- Ought to Know Better
- Outlaw's Carry-On
- Over and Under Achiever
- Over and Under and Out
- Over, Under, Through
- Overrun Insurance, Twice Over
- Owl Eyed Double
P: 51 names
- Pair and a Spare
- Pair of Aces, Pair of Barrels
- Pair of Twelves
- Pallettoni
- Papa's Partridge Piece
- Parson Pellet
- Particle Confetti
- Pass the Buck
- Patrol Car Partner
- Pattern Board Patty
- Pattern of the Ninth Circle
- Pattern of the Pale Hunt
- Pattern Recognition
- Patternweaver
- Peal of the Short Bell
- Pellet Party
- Pellet Peggy
- Pellet Storm Array
- Pelletfall
- Peppercorn Storm
- Peppered
- Perdigonada
- Personal Space
- Pheasant Tax
- Photon Pepper Mill
P, continued
- Picture Frame Tilter
- Pintail Pete
- Pipe Dream
- Plague Day Pump
- Plain Jane Pump
- Plasma Fan
- Plasma Rake Kestrel
- Plates Off the Shelf
- Plumber's Revenge
- Point Blank Verse
- Porch Corner Pearl
- Possum Percussion
- Pots and Pans
- Prism Scatter
- Professor Pump
- Pulse Fan Seven
- Pump Action Polly
- Pump and Circumstance
- Pump Fiction
- Pump Handle Pete
- Pump House Blues
- Pump It Louder
- Pump Jack
- Pump Room Preacher
- Pump Up the Volume
- Pumped for This
Q: 6 names
- Quail Flush Quartet
- Quail Mail
- Quark Scatter
- Queen of the Hallway
- Quick Shuck
- Quiet Is for Rifles
R: 47 names
- Rabbit Ears
- Rabbit Season
- Raccoon Racket
- Rack 'Em
- Rack and Ruin
- Rack and Rumble
- Rack Attack
- Rack It and Wait
- Rack Once, Explain Never
- Rack Rate
- Racket Rhonda
- Rackin' Roxanne
- Radiator Rattle
- Railroad Tunnel Twins
- Ratchet Hymn
- Rattle the Rafters
- Rattled Teacups
- Ravager at Ten Paces
- Rawhide and Twin Bores
- Reactor Room Rake
- Rebar Rosie
- Reckoner of Small Rooms
- Right Then Left
R, continued
- Ring Station Riot Fan
- Ringing for a Week
- Road Agent's Wide Shoulder
- Roar of Saint Barrow
- Roar of the Narrow Stair
- Roarin' Flora
- Roof Lifter
- Rooftop Holdout
- Rooftop Rattler
- Room Service
- Roomquake
- Roomshaker, Last of the Doubles
- Rooster at Arm's Length
- Ruckus Ruth
- Ruin at Close Range
- Ruinbell
- Rune Etched Bellmouth
- Runt of the Rack
- Rust Belt Roar
- Rustler's Ringing Ears
- Rustmouth
- Rusty Gate Rita
- Rusty Nail Benediction
- Ruts and Roar
S: 119 names
- Saddle Blanket Scattergun
- Saddle Roll Secret
- Safehouse Sally
- Sagebrush Duet
- Saloon Door Swinger
- Saltpeter Sermon
- Saw Marks
- Saw Off, Square Off
- Sawbuck Sue
- Sawdust Sermon
- Sawed Off Selma
- Scatterbrain
- Scattercrown
- Scatterfield Emitter
- Scattergun Scarlett
- Scatterhowl
- Scatterking's Mercy
- Scatterlord's Decree
- Schrot und Korn
- Scorched Road Shucker
- Scrap Sermon
- Scrapheap Symphony
- Scrapshot Scepter
- Seat Beside the Driver
- Second Barrel Sal
- Señora Dos Cañones
- Sergeant Spread
- Sewer Grate Sue
- Shake the Dust Loose
- Shamble Scrambler
- Shambler Confetti
- Shambler Scatter
- Shardcaster
- Shardstorm Scion
- Sheet Metal Shout
- Shell Collector
- Shell Corporation
- Shell Game
- Shell Lifter
S, continued
- Shell of a Good Time
- Shell Phone
- Shell Raiser
- Shell Seeker
- Shell Shocked
- Shell We Dance
- Shell Yeah
- Shellebration
- Shipboard Thunderhead
- Short by a Foot
- Short Fuse Susie
- Short Range Supernova
- Short Story
- Shortened Twins
- Shorty Mae
- Shorty Two-Mouths
- Shot Cloud
- Shoulder Season
- Shoulder Tenderizer
- Shout It Twice
- Shrapnel Salad
- Shuck, Rattle and Roll
- Shuffle Stopper, Stairwell Size
- Shut the Strongbox
- Side by Side
- Side by Side Since Statehood
- Sidelock Sylvia
- Sir Scatter of Short Range
- Sister Barrels
- Sister Scatter
- Six Horses and a Scattergun
- Sixteen Bore Sweetheart
- Skeleton Key in a Hurry
- Skunk Scatterer
- Slamfire Sadie
- Slick Slide Sam
- Slide Action Silas
- Slide Home
- Slidewinder
- Sliding Scale
S, continued
- Slough Singer
- Slug Life
- Small Package, Wide Pattern
- Smoke From Both Stacks
- Smoothbore Operator
- Snake Eyes Staring
- Snubbed Double
- Solar Flare Cone
- Sootbeard's Scattergun
- Splinter Psalm
- Splinterking
- Splinterstorm, Keeper of Thresholds
- Split the Trail
- Spread Spectrum
- Spread the Word
- Spread Thin
- Spreadeagle Standard
- Sprocket Sprayer
- Squall at Six Steps
- Squirrel Stew
- Stage Line Insurance
- Stage Stop Sermon
- Stairwell Sonata
- Stairwell Sovereign
- Starburst Pattern
- Starfall Scatterpack
- Stonebeard's Loud Answer
- Storm of a Hundred Stings
- Stormhinge Regalia
- Stormspread
- Stormwide, the Last Double
- Stubblefield Wide Open
- Stubby
- Stubby Stella
- Stumpy Joe
- Sulfur Trumpet
- Sunday Thunder
- Swarm of Iron Bees
- Swarm Song
- Swarm Warden
T: 261 names
- Tailgate Kettledrum
- Tandem Tilly
- Teal Season Twins
- Ten Bore Tempest
- Ten Feet Tall at Ten Feet
- Ten Gauge Grandfather
- Ten Paces, Tops
- The Abbreviation
- The Aft Section Argument
- The Airlock Usher
- The Alchemist's Apology
- The Approximate Answer
- The Arm's Reach Cataclysm
- The Attic Ladder
- The Bell That Breaks
- The Bellowing Oath
- The Big Racket
- The Blocked Stairwell
- The Blunt Prophecy
- The Boarding Bell
- The Bobtail
- The Brass Cyclone
- The Brass Spectacles
- The Brass Trumpet
- The Brazen Bell
- The Breach Clerk
- The Breach Sovereign
- The Broad Hint
- The Broad Stroke
- The Broadcast
- The Buck Stops Here
- The Cabin Fever Cure
- The Cannon's Little Sister
- The Cargo Bay Cough
- The Chopped Twin
- The Clap Back
- The Close Apocalypse
T, continued
- The Close Call
- The Close Thunder
- The Compact Disagreement
- The Corridor Sun
- The Corridor Usher
- The Corsair's Cone
- The Crew Deck Constable
- The Crowned Scatter
- The Deafening Covenant
- The Diffuser
- The Dinner Gong
- The Docking Bay Doorman
- The Door Prize
- The Doorman's Cousin
- The Doorway Dialect
- The Double Bass
- The Double Shout
- The Drop Lock
- The Drop Pod Welcome
- The Dust Bowl Bugle
- The Encore Nobody Asked For
- The Entry Team
- The Even Dozen
- The Exclamation Point
- The Exhaust Manifold
- The Express Messenger
- The Fallout Shelter Greeter
- The Farmhouse Stairs
- The Flared Fang
- The Flared Herald
- The Forearm Shuffle
- The Friendly Clack
- The Galleon's Greeting
- The Generalist
- The Glovebox Gospel
- The Gravel Sower
- The Great Wide Bark
T, continued
- The Gunner's Daffodil
- The Hacksaw Job
- The Hard Clack
- The Hinged Argument
- The Holdout's Hymn
- The Honest Clunk
- The Horde Parter
- The Hundred Handed
- The Infected Hallway
- The Ion Rake
- The Junkyard Howl
- The Last Double at the Diner
- The Last Thing You Hear Clearly
- The Latch Lifter
- The Left Hand Doesn't Wait
- The Loose Interpretation
- The Loud Dozen
- The Loud Half of the Argument
- The Loud Inheritance
- The Loud Neighbor
- The Loudest Heirloom
- The Maintenance Shaft Special
- The Mud Room Regular
- The Mud Wagon Special
- The Mudflat Honker
- The Musketoon's Fat Cousin
- The Narrow Corridor
- The Narrow Stair Negotiator
- The Near and Terrible
- The Neighborhood Rooster
- The Night Clerk's Pump
- The Night Watchman's Cough
- The Ninety Stings
- The Nub
- The Old Reliable Rattle
- The Overpass Toll
- The Paint Roller
T, continued
- The Paired Bores
- The Patterned Doom
- The Pellet Throne
- The Pocket Cannon
- The Polite Cough
- The Quarantine Gate
- The Quartermaster's Trumpet
- The Reliable Racket
- The Right Barrel's Turn
- The Roar Before the Dust
- The Roaring Threshold
- The Root Cellar Regular
- The Rust Megaphone
- The Saloon Width
- The Salt Shaker
- The Scarecrow's Loud Cousin
- The Scatter Plot
- The Scattered Thought
- The Scattered Throne
- The Scavenger's Cough Drop
- The Scrapper's Cough
- The Second Barrel Says Hello
- The Shambler Stopper
- The Shambling Line
- The Shattering Close
- The Short Conversation
- The Short Double
- The Short Horizon
- The Shower Head
- The Shucker
- The Sneeze
- The Sound Before the Sound
- The Sound of Both Opinions
- The Spray Bottle
- The Spread Function
- The Sprinkler System
- The Stagecoach Robber's Apology
- The Stairward
T, continued
- The Stairwell Cork
- The Strongbox Clerk
- The Survivor's Handshake
- The Tailpipe
- The Ten Pace Kingdom
- The Territorial Twins
- The Thirty Degree Cone
- The Threshold
- The Thunder That Stays Close
- The Thundering Lap
- The Thunderous Aside
- The Thunderous Throat Clear
- The Timpani
- The Tin Roof Hailstorm
- The Trimmed Hedge
- The Trombone
- The Truncated Truth
- The Tulip of Tarn Harbor
- The Two Faced Thunder
- The Two Syllable Sermon
- The Two-Note Warning
- The Unanswerable Knock
- The Unblinking Pair
- The Universal Warning
- The Vague Gesture
- The Vestibule
- The Walnut Wagon
- The Watering Can
- The Whip's Best Friend
- The Whole Block Knows
- The Whole Doorway
- The Whole Valley Heard
- The Wide Aperture
- The Wide Awakening
- The Wide Hunger
- The Wide Mouthed Oracle
- The Wide Net
T, continued
- The Wide Verdict
- The Workhorse Slide
- Thicket Thumper
- Thirty Inch Circle
- Thoroughbrace Thunder
- Three Inch Magnum Opus
- Three Paces of Opinion
- Thumb Hammers
- Thumb Lever Theo
- Thunder Funnel
- Thunder in Both Fists
- Thunder's Shorter Cousin
- Thunderhinge
- Thunderin' Thelma
- Thunderpipe of Clan Brassfoot
- Tight Hall Hymn
- Tight Quarters
- Timberdoodle
- Tin Can Thunder
- Tin Dragon
- Tinker's Loud Mistake
- Tío Trabuco
- Tire Iron Twin
- Toe to Toe
- Tomato Patch Thunder
- Tonnerre de Couloir
- Too Close to Miss
- Top Lever Lottie
- Trabuco de Don Anselmo
- Tractor Cab Clatter
- Trench Broom's Grandchild
- Triple Ought Tilly
- Troll Tickler
- Tromblon du Capitaine
- Trombone Solo
- Truck Seat Twin
- Trueno y Perdigones
T, continued
- Trumpet of Low Tide
- Tucked and Loaded
- Turkey Talker
- Twelve and Counting
- Twelve Angry Pellets
- Twelve Bar Blues
- Twelve Bells
- Twelve Days of Buckshot
- Twelve Loud Reasons
- Twelve Shades of Loud
- Twenty Bore Dorothy
- Twenty Gauge Ballerina
- Twice Spoken Doom
- Twin Chimneys
- Twin Fanged Harbinger
- Twin Hammers
- Twin Lanterns of the Drowned Hall
- Twin Mouths of Cimarron
- Twin Throated Doom
- Twin Tube Tabitha
- Twinbore Tyrant
- Twinmaw Regent
- Twinmouth, Devourer of Corridors
- Two Barrel Carburetor
- Two Barrel Tallulah
- Two Barrels, One Regret
- Two Dark Circles
- Two Fingers of Thunder
- Two for the Road
- Two Halves of a Loud Whole
- Two Loud Words
- Two of a Kind
- Two Pipes and a Nail
- Two Rings of Smoke
- Two Shells to Sundown
- Two Step Tessie
- Two Throats
- Two Triggers, One Opinion
U: 9 names
- Uncle Boom
- Uncle Earl's Goose Gun
- Undead Doorbell
- Under the Bar Towel
- Under the Poncho
- Under the Slicker
- Underlever Ursula
- Up Close and Impersonal
- Upland Annie
V: 5 names
- Varmint Scatterplot
- Vecchia Lupara
- Voice of the Broken Door
- Voidspray
- Volume Knob
W: 24 names
- Wad's Up
- Wake the County
- Walker Waker
- Wallrattler, the Unsubtle Heir
- Wallshadow, the Wide Reaper
- Wasteland Welcome Mat
- Water Main Wanda
- Welded Shut Twice
- Whites of Their Eyes
- Wide Angle Lens
- Wide as a Barn Door
- Wide Beam Wendy
- Wide Mouth Wilhelmina
- Wide Pattern Winnie
- Wider Than the Wagon
- Widow Walk, the Twin Voiced
- Window Rattler
- Within Reach
- Woodcock Waltz
- Workhorse Wanda
- Wrath at Arm's Length
- Wyrm's Hiccup
- Wyrmling's First Roar
- Wyvern's Throat