Police Team Name Generator
Fantasy football and team names for police
Generate team names for police officers and staff: fantasy football leagues first, then department softball, bowling and hockey sides, charity runs, trivia nights and shift group chats. Try Flag on the Play Patrol, Blitz Detail, Waiver Wire Tap, Midnight Shift or Cold Case Closers.
About police team names
Police officers and staff name a lot of teams: the department fantasy football league, a softball side, a bowling or hockey team, a charity plunge crew and a shift group chat. The best names come from the job: radio codes, roll calls, reports and long nights. Fantasy football leads this list of 1,000 names, and the game makes it easy: referees throw flags, write up penalties and review the tape.
More than a third of the list crosses football terms with police ones. Penalties become citations (Flag on the Play Patrol, Illegal Formation Citation), the draft and the waiver wire get worked like cases (Draft Day Detectives, Waiver Wire Tap), and the defense gets a detail of its own (Blitz Detail, Pick Six Precinct). None of them uses a player's name, so a trade or an injury never dates your team.
The rest covers radio talk such as 10-4 Good Buddies, shift pride such as Midnight Shift, and unit names for K-9, traffic, detectives, dispatch and records. There are puns for softball, bowling and hockey, names for torch runs and plunges, trivia and group chat titles, a few donut jokes, plain proud names, and some for bobbies, constables and Mounties. The humor is the kind officers make about themselves: paperwork, overtime and coffee, never the public.
How to choose police team names
- For a fantasy league, pick a name with no player in it. Waiver Wire Tap or Bench Warrant Officers still works after a trade, an injury or a new season.
- Think about where the name will be printed. A charity run shirt or a plunge banner is read by families and sponsors, so choose something warm like Cold Feet, Warm Hearts and keep Paperwork Never Ends for the group chat.
- Put the shift or the unit in the name so the rest of the department knows who you are: B Squad Best Squad, Records Room Rockstars, K-9 Unit Howlers.
- Match the pun to the sport. Stolen Base Investigators suits softball, Lane Enforcement suits bowling and Two Minutes for Paperwork suits hockey.
- If dispatchers, records staff and volunteers are on the team, pick a name that covers everyone, such as One Department, One Team or Hometown Heroes.
Frequently asked questions
What are good police fantasy football team names?
Names that cross football terms with police ones work best: Flag on the Play Patrol, Long Arm of the Draft, Blitz Detail, Arresting Offense and Pick Six Precinct. None of them uses a real player, so they last from one season to the next.
What are some funny police fantasy football names?
Try Illegal Formation Citation, Too Many Men on the Beat, Do You Know How Fast You Were Rushing, Vetoed by the Watch Commander or Loser Washes the Cruisers. The jokes are about penalties, paperwork and overtime, so they suit a league chat that coworkers and family can see.
What are good names for a police softball, bowling or hockey team?
For softball there are Stolen Base Investigators and Safe at Home Patrol, for bowling Lane Enforcement and Gutter Ball Investigators, and for hockey Two Minutes for Paperwork and Power Play Precinct. Shift names such as Midnight Shift or Roll Call Regulars fit any sport.
Can we put these names on charity event shirts?
The list was written with shirts and banners in mind, so it stays clean and jokes about paperwork, overtime and coffee, never about the public. It uses no department's official name, so add your own agency only if your department allows it. Read your choice the way a sponsor or a parent would before you order.
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All 1,000 police team names
A: 32 names
- A Squad
- Academy Class of Champions
- Academy Draft Picks
- Adam Boy Charles
- Add Drop Dispatch
- After Briefing Breakfast Club
- Air Support Aces
- All Units Respond
- All Units, All Stars
- All-Out Blitz Bureau
- Alley Cats and Canines
- Alley Patrol Division
- Alpha Bravo Bowlers
- Alpha Team Always
- Always on Call
- Always on Watch
- Analytics and Records
- Animal Control Freaks
- Anonymous Tipsters
- Any Given Sunday Shift
- Anyone Seen My Clipboard
- Approach With Caution
- Armchair Quarterback Sergeants
- Arresting Defense
- Arresting Offense
- Asked and Answered
- Auction Draft Evidence
- Audible at the Line of Duty
- Audible Sirens
- Aussie Rules Enforcers
- Automatic First Down Detail
- Auxiliary Aces
B: 77 names
- B Squad Best Squad
- B Squad Group Chat
- Back in Service
- Backcheck Backup
- Backcourt Violation Desk
- Backfield in Motion Detectors
- Backfield Investigations
- Background Check on the Backfield
- Background Checks
- Backpack Brigade
- Backup Quarterback En Route
- Badge and Ball
- Badge Number One
- Badge of Honor
- Badges for Good
- Badges United
- Bags on Board Bureau
- Baker's Dozen Brigade
- Ball Return Property Room
- Bark Shift
- Bases Loaded, Units Rolling
- Bat Signal Callers
- Batter Up, Backup
- Battle of the Badges Champs
- Be Advised
- Be on the Lookout
- Beat the Spread Sheet
- Beat Walkers for Good
- Belly Flop Bureau
- Belt and Suspenders Champions
- Bench Warrant Officers
- Benched on Desk Duty
- Best Ball Badges
- Between the Pipes and Drums
- Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
- Big 10-4
- Bike Patrol Pedalers
- Birdie Watchers on Days Off
B, continued
- Black Ice Patrol
- Blades and Badges
- Blind Side Backup
- Blitz Briefing
- Blitz Detail
- Block Party Patrol
- Blood Drive Blue Team
- Blue Blitz
- Blue Thunder
- Bobber Watch
- Bobbies on the Ball
- Bobbies on the Beat
- Body Check Body Cams
- Bogey at Twelve O'Clock
- BOLO Ties
- Boom or Bust Bureau
- Booth Review Bureau
- Boston Cream Team
- Box Score Bureau
- Boys and Girls in Blue
- Brains Behind the Badge
- Brass and Blue
- Brass Buttons
- Bravo Team Bravo
- Break Break
- Break Room Brew Crew
- Breakaway Response
- Breakfast After Midnights
- Briefing Room Back Row
- Broken Records
- Brothers and Sisters in Blue
- Bullpen Briefing
- Bullseye Briefing Room
- Bump, Set, Sirens
- Bumper Lane Backup
- Bunt Unit
- Bye Week Backup Requested
- Bye Week Briefing
- Bye Week Days Off
C: 87 names
- C Shift Champions
- Cadence Callers of the Academy
- Cagney and Lazy
- Call Takers Take All
- Calling All Cars
- Calling All Units
- Can You Cover My Shift
- Cannonball Unit
- Captain's Choice
- Car 54 Crew
- Carry the Torch Crew
- Case Closed by Kickoff
- Case Notes
- Center Field Sergeants
- Chain of Custody Crew
- Challenge Flag Detectives
- Champion's Belt and Badge
- Champions on Callback
- Championship Shift Bid
- Change on the Fly Shift
- Change-Up Shift Change
- Channel Two Chatter
- Charity Chili Champions
- Charlie Mike
- Check Down Checkpoint
- Check Your Mirrors
- Checkmate Detectives
- Chili Cook-Off Champions on Patrol
- Chilled for a Cause Officers
C, continued
- Chilly Dippers Detail
- CHiPs and Dip
- Citation for Delay of Game
- Citation Nation Fantasy
- City's Finest
- Class 42 Forever
- Clean Sheet Clean Record
- Clear the Air
- Cleats and Cruisers
- Clinched and Clocked Out
- Clipping Complaint Desk
- Clock Management Unit
- Clocked You Rushing
- Closed Case Club
- Closers on Call
- Clue Collectors
- Clue Crew
- Coach's Challenge Chain of Command
- Coats for Kids Crew
- Code 3 Crew
- Code Four
- Code Seven
- Coffee Break Brigade
- Coffee First, Calls Second
- Cold Case Closers
- Cold Feet, Warm Hearts
- Comm Center Stage
- Command Staff
- Commish and the Constables
C, continued
- Commissioner's Office
- Community Policing Crew
- Community Safeties
- Cone Setters
- Cone Zone
- Console Commanders
- Constables on Patrol
- Constables on the Pitch
- Copy That
- Copy That Crew
- Corner Blitz Corner Post
- Cornhole Constables
- Cosmic Bowling Code 3
- Couch Coordinators on Call
- Courage Under Pressure
- Court Day Carpool
- Cover Three Precinct
- Crash Team Reconstructionists
- Cream and Sugar Shift
- Crease Police
- Crime Lab Rats
- Crime Prevention Defense
- Cross-Checking References
- Crossing Guard All-Stars
- Crosswalk Blockers
- Cruller Cruisers
- Cup Holders
- Curveball Constables
- Custodian Helmets
D: 51 names
- Dark Horse Mounted Unit
- Day Shift Darlings
- Day Watch Dynamos
- Days Off Approved
- Days Off Denied
- Dayside
- Deadwood Removal Detail
- Decaf Is a Violation
- Defense and Special Teams Division
- Delay of Game Desk Duty
- Delay of Game Detail
- Department All-Stars
- Depth Chart Detectives
- Designated Hitters, Designated Drivers
- Detectives' Day Off
- Diamond Detail
- Diamond District Detectives
- Did You Finish Your Report
- Dig It, Detective
- Dink Responsibly
- Dispatch Divas
- Dispatch Dream Team
- Disregard, Found It
- District Four Regulars
- Division Leaders Day Watch
D, continued
- Do You Know How Fast You Were Rushing
- Dog Watch
- Donut Disturb
- Donut Shop Stakeout
- Donut Stop Believing
- Double Dribble Citation
- Double Parked in the End Zone
- Double Play Double Shift
- Double Play Partners
- Double-Double Detail
- Downtown Detail
- Dozen Donuts Deep
- Draft Board of Inquiry
- Draft Bust Investigators
- Draft Day Detectives
- Draft Grade: Internal Review
- Draft Night Shift
- Draw Play Sketch Artists
- Dress Blues
- Drop Zone Dispatchers
- Dugout Desk Sergeants
- Dugout Dispatch
- Dust for Prints
- Duty Calls
- Duty First
- Dynasty Detail
E: 24 names
- East Side Early Birds
- Echo Shift Echoes
- Educated Guess Investigators
- Elementary, My Dear Sergeant
- Eleven on the Field, One on the Radio
- En Route and On Time
- Encroachment Enforcers
- End Zone Enforcement
- End Zone Evidence Locker
- End Zone Zone Car
- Entry Fee Evidence
- Evening All
- Evening Watch
- Ever Vigilant
- Everyday Heroes
- Evidence Room Regulars
- Evidence Suggests We Win
- Excessive Celebration Citation
- Exhibit A Team
- Expert Witnesses
- Expired Meter, Expired Clock
- Extra Innings, Extra Duty
- Extra Point Extra Duty
- Eyewitness Accounts
F: 77 names
- Face-Off Field Interviews
- Failure to Report as Eligible
- Failure to Signal a Fair Catch
- Failure to Yield the End Zone
- Fair Catch Fair Cops
- Fair Trade Inspectors
- Fairway Field Officers
- Fairway Foot Patrol
- False Start Task Force
- False Start Warnings
- Family in Uniform
- Fantasy Crimes Division
- Fantasy Field Training
- Fantasy Football Flatfoots
- Fantasy Forensics
- Fantasy Fraud Squad
- Fast Break Response Time
- Fast Pitch First Platoon
- Fetch and Carry the Trophy
- Field Goal Range Masters
- Field Position Field Officers
- Field Training Officers
- Field Training Phase Four
- Fifteen Yards and a Warning
- Final Leg Finishers
- Final Score Final Report
- Fingerprint Finders
- Finish Line Detail
- First Base First Responders
- First Down and 10-4
- First on Scene
- First Place Post Orders
- First Responders First
- First Round Sergeants
- First Watch
- Five-Hole Finders
- Five-Yard Infractions
- Fix-It Ticket for the Offensive Line
F, continued
- Flag Football Field Officers
- Flag on the Play Patrol
- Flagged and Tagged
- Flea Flicker Animal Control
- Flex Spot Field Officers
- Follow-Up Unit
- Following Too Closely in Coverage
- Foot Patrol Feet
- Foot Pursuit of Happiness
- Footy Tipping Constables
- For the Record
- Forced Fumble Forensics
- Fore-Warned
- Foul Ball Follow-Up
- Foul Line Field Officers
- Four On, Three Off
- Four Screens, One Scanner
- Four-Bagger Briefing
- Four-Legged Partners
- Fourth and Inches of Paperwork
- Fourth and Long Arm
- Fourth Down Field Interviews
- Fourth Line Grinders in Blue
- Fourth Platoon
- Fourth Quarter Fourth Platoon
- Frame by Frame Forensics
- Free Agency Agency
- Free Agent Field Training
- Free Safety First
- Fresh Pot Posse
- Friday Night Lights and Sirens
- Front Desk Force
- Front Seven Front Desk
- Frozen Badges
- Frozen Pond Precinct
- Full Count Head Count
- Full-Court Press Conference
- Fumble Recovery Unit
- Fun Run Force
G: 34 names
- Game Day Day Watch
- Game Misconduct Report
- Garbage Time Graveyard Shift
- Garbage Time Night Crew
- Garbage Time Points in Evidence
- General Duties Legends
- Glazed and Amused
- Glazed and Confused
- Glove Compartment Crew
- Glow Bowl Night Vision
- Go Ahead, Dispatch
- Goal Crease Guard Post
- Goal Line Post
- Goal Line Stand Guard
- Goalie Guard Duty
- Going for It on Fourth Watch
- Gold Shields
- Golden Headsets
- Gone Fishing, Back Monday
- Good Dogs, Great Handlers
- Grand Slam Grand Marshals
- Grand Theft Second Base
- Graveyard Grinders
- Graveyard Shift Greats
- Gridiron Guardians
- Gridiron Gumshoes
- Gridiron Precinct
- Group Text Dispatch Log
- Guardian Shield
- Guardians of the Night
- Gumshoe Crew
- Gut Feeling Unit
- Gutter Ball Investigators
- Gutter Patrol
H: 34 names
- Hail Mary Night Watch
- Half the Distance to the Station
- Halftime Report Writers
- Halftime Shift Change
- Handicap Sheet Sergeants
- Harbor Patrol Paddlers
- Hat Trick Troopers
- Head Pin Headquarters
- Head-to-Head Headquarters
- Heads or Tails Detail
- Headset Heroes
- High-Sticking Citation
- Hill Street Blitz
- Hockey Night on Nights
- Holding Citations
- Holiday Shift Heroes
- Home Plate Security
- Home Run Response
- Home Safe Sluggers
- Hometown Heroes
- Hometown Shield
- Honor and Duty
- Honor Bound
- Honor Guard Honors
- Honor Run Honor Guard
- Hook and Ladder Mutual Aid
- Hot Corner Crossing Guards
- Hot Mic Moments
- Hot Route Hot Sheet
- Hot Tip Line
- Huddle Up Roll Call
- Hunch Bunch
- Hurry-Up Offense Response Time
- Hut Hut Dispatch
I: 24 names
- Ice Time Overtime
- Ice Water in Our Veins
- Icing Infractions
- Illegal Formation Citation
- Illegal Lane Change Route Runners
- Illegal Motion Detectors
- Illegal Procedure Squad
- Illegal Substitution Unit
- Illegal U-Turnovers
- In Pursuit of a Personal Best
- In Pursuit of the Finish Line
- Ineligible Receivers Downfield Division
- Infield Investigators
- Infraction Reaction
- Injured Reserve Light Duty
- Injury Report Writers
- Instant Replay Body Cam
- Intentional Grounding Unit
- Intercepted Transmissions
- Interception Unit
- Interference Investigators
- Intersection Directors
- Is Anyone Working Saturday
- It Was the Butler
J: 2 names
- Jump Ball Jurisdiction
- Just the Facts
K: 12 names
- K-9 Handlers and Friends
- K-9 Unit Howlers
- Keeper League Evidence Keepers
- Keepers of the Flame
- Keepers of the Peace
- Keyed Up
- Kick Save Constables
- Kickers on the Night Watch
- Kickoff Roll Call
- Kingpin Task Force Bowlers
- Kitchen Violation Detectives
- Know-It-Alls in Uniform
L: 35 names
- Lab Coats and Lanyards
- Lane Enforcement
- Lanes and Sirens
- Last Call Sign Standing
- Last Pick, First Responders
- Last Place Internal Review
- Late Round Lieutenants
- Latent Print Legends
- Law and Order: Special Teams Unit
- Layups and Lineups
- Leading Questions
- League Chat Chatter
- League Commissioner's Detail
- League Dues and Dues Paid
- League Night Light Duty
- League Trophy in Evidence
- Left Field Lieutenants
- License and Formation, Please
- License, Registration and Lineup
- Lights Out Lanes
- Line Change at Shift Change
- Line Drive Line Officers
- Line of Questioning
- Line of Scrimmage, Line of Duty
- Long Arm of the Draft
- Long Arm of the Draw
- Long Snappers, Short Reports
- Loser Buys the Coffee
- Loser Washes the Cruisers
- Loss of Down Report
- Lost and Found Fumbles
- Loud and Clear
- Low Seniority, High Scores
- Lucky Bounce Patrol
- Lucky Guess Bureau
M: 36 names
- Magnum P.A.T.
- Man Coverage Patrolmen
- Mandatory Overtime Winners
- Maple Bar Regulars
- Marine Unit Mariners
- Mark the Time
- Matchup Under Surveillance
- Meet at the Diner
- Memorial Mile Marchers
- Men and Women in Blue
- Mercy Rule Enforcement
- Midnight Blue
- Midnight Riders
- Midnight Shift
- Midnights Forever
- Mile Marker Marchers
- Mind How You Go
- Minor Infractions, Major Points
- Mitts and Radios
- Mock Draft Detail
- Monday Morning Quarterback Detectives
- Monday Night Briefing
- Monday Night Lights and Sirens
- Morning Skate Day Watch
- Motor Unit Motorheads
- Motors and Shakers
- Mounted Unit Mane Event
- Mounties Always Get Their Win
- Mounties on the Move
- Moving Violations in Motion
- Mr. Irrelevant's Field Training Officer
- Mud Run Mudflaps
- Muddy Boots Brigade
- Mulligan Investigators
- Muster Room Mustangs
- Mystery Solved
N: 20 names
- Nacho Average Patrolmen
- Need a Shift Swap
- Neighborhood Watch Party
- Neighbors in Uniform
- Net Minders on Night Watch
- Net Violation Enforcers
- Neutral Zone Patrol
- Next Man Up Night Shift
- Nickel Package Nickel Tour
- Night Owls of the North Sector
- Night Sentinels
- Night Watch
- No Clue Crew
- No Parking in the Red Zone
- No Passing Zone Coverage
- No-Huddle Briefing
- North Precinct Northerners
- Nose to the Ground
- Nothing but Net Patrol
- Number Crunch Bureau
O: 35 names
- Oche Officers
- Odd-Man Rush Hour
- Off Duty and Loving It
- Off Duty Thoughts
- Off the Clock
- Offensive Line of Duty
- Offsetting Citations
- Offside by a Badge
- Offside Enforcement
- Offside Trap Traffic Stop
- Oil Pattern Analysts
- On Deck and On Call
- On Scene and Unseen
- On the Clock, On the Beat
- On-Deck Circle Patrol
- One Badge, One Team
- One Department, One Team
- One More Thing, Lieutenant
- Open and Shut Season
- Open Case, Closed Roster
- Open Field Officers
- Open Frame, Open Case
- Open Mic Night Shift
- Orange Pylon Traffic Unit
- Oscar Mike
- Out of Bounds Investigators
- Out of Last Place Witness Program
- Out of Service, Out to Lunch
- Out of the Gutter Detail
- Outfield Officers
- Over the Line Citations
- Overlap Shift
- Overtime Approved
- Overtime Signup Sheet
- Overtime Slip Champions
P: 82 names
- Pace Car Patrol
- Pace Setters in Blue
- Paid in Full Reports
- Pancake Breakfast Patrol
- Panda Car Pool
- Paperwork Never Ends
- Par for the Patrol Course
- Parking Lot Pregame Post
- Pass Interference Report
- Pass the Torch Platoon
- Paws on Patrol
- Peace Officers United
- Peacekeepers
- Pedal Patrol
- Penalty Box Patrol
- Penalty Declined, Officer
- Penalty Flag Property Room
- Penalty Kick Paperwork
- Perfect Game Plan
- Phonetic Alphabet Soup
- Pick and Roll Call
- Pick Six Patrol
- Pick Six Precinct
- Pickleball Precinct
- Pickup Order Patrol
- Pin Pals in Blue
- Pin Point Detectives
P, continued
- Pinch Hitters on Overtime
- Pinned Badges
- Pinsetter Pit Crew
- Pint-Sized Heroes
- Pipes and Drums and Runs
- Plainclothes Play Callers
- Plainclothes Pros
- Play Action Plainclothes
- Playoff Bracket Bureau
- Playoff Push Patrol
- Plunge Day Volunteers
- Plunge Patrol
- Pocket Hit Plainclothes
- Pocket Protection Detail
- Points Against Complaint Desk
- Points for the Record
- Points Per Reception Desk
- Polar Bear Patrolmen
- Polar Plunge Precinct
- Police Constable Eleven
- Polished Brass
- Pond Hockey Posse
- Pop Fly Patrol
- Powdered Sugar Fingerprints
- Power Play Power Shift
- Power Play Precinct
- Power Rankings Patrol Division
P, continued
- Powers of Deduction
- PPR Precinct
- Practice Squad Car
- Preseason Field Training
- Press Box Public Information Officers
- Prevent Defense Prevention Unit
- Pride of the Department
- Pride of the Precinct
- Priority One Waivers
- Probable Cause for Celebration
- Probable Cause to Start
- Probable to Play
- Probationary Period
- Projected Points, Filed Reports
- Projection Detectives
- Property Room Keepers
- Protect and Punt
- Protect and Serve the Quarterback
- Protect the Pocket
- Proud to Wear the Badge
- Pub Quiz Plainclothes
- Public Safety Valves
- Puck Drop Dispatch
- Puck Stops Here
- Pucks and Patrol Cars
- Pulling for a Cause
- Pulling Our Weight
- Punt Return Paperwork
Q: 6 names
- Quarterback Keepers of the Peace
- Quarterback Sneak Surveillance
- Question Everything Detectives
- Quiz Night Know-It-Alls
- Quiz Night Night Watch
- Quizzy Rascals on Patrol
R: 59 names
- Radar Love
- Radio Check
- Radio Off, Phone On
- Radio Silence
- Radio Traffic Jam
- Radio Voice, Game Face
- Rain Delay Detail
- Rally Caps and Radios
- Reasonable Doubters
- Rebound Detail
- Rec League Badges
- Recess Rules Enforcers
- Recliner Response Team
- Records Room Rockstars
- Records Unit Record Setters
- Recovered Property: One Fumble
- Recruit Class Clowns
- Red Flag Review Board
- Red Serge Runners
- Red Zone Channel Dispatchers
- Red Zone Parking Enforcement
- Red Zone Red Lights
- Red Zone Response Unit
- Reel Good Officers
- Regular Season Regulars
- Reliable Sources
- Relief Shift Relievers
- Remote Control Room
- Rental Shoe Recovery Team
R, continued
- Repeat Champions Repeat Callers
- Repeat the Down, Repeat the Shift
- Report Writers Anonymous
- Reports Due Friday
- Requesting Backup at Tight End
- Retirement Countdown Crew
- Reverse Play Investigators
- Ride for the Kids
- Right Field Rookies
- Ring Ceremony Honor Guard
- Rink Rats on Days Off
- Rock and Roll Call
- Roger That Roster
- Roll Call
- Roll Call Regulars
- Roll Call Rowdies
- Roll Call Running Backs
- Roll With the Squad
- Rolling Roll Call
- Rolling Stop on Fourth Down
- Rookie Draft Class
- Rookie Year
- Rookies Don't Read This
- Roster Check Roll Call
- Roster Move Report
- Round One Roll Call
- Ruling on the Field Stands
- Run Like You're Late for Roll Call
- Running Code
- Rush Hour Rushers
S: 120 names
- Sack Lunch Sergeants
- Sack Report Filed
- Sacrifice Fly Squad
- Safe at Home Patrol
- Safety Blitz Safety Officers
- Safety Officers in the End Zone
- Sally Port Sprinters
- Sand Trap Speed Trap
- Sandy Shoes Sector
- Santa's Escort Detail
- Say Again, Dispatch
- Scanner Listeners
- Scanner Traffic
- School Resource Squad
- School Zone Defense Enforcers
- Scoreboard Watch Commanders
- Scorebook Sergeants
- Scoresheet Scribes
- Scouting Report Squad
- Scratch League Sergeants
- Screen Pass Screeners
- Second Platoon Second to None
- Second Watch
- Secondary Unit Responding
- Senior Constables' Social Club
- Sergeants at Arms
- Sergeants' Mess
- Serve and Protect the Football
- Serve and Volley Sergeants
- Serve With Pride
- Service Aces on Duty
- Service Before Self
- Set Your Lineup, Check Your Six
- Seven-Point Stars
- Seven-Ten Split Shift
- Seventeen Weeks of Overtime
- Seventh Inning Stretch Shift
- Shield and Star
- Shift Bid Winners
- Shift Change
S, continued
- Shift Chat Chatter
- Shin Splints and Shields
- Shiver Squad
- Shoe Print Analysts
- Short Shift Specialists
- Short-Handed Short Staffed
- Show Us En Route
- Sideline Sergeants
- Sideline Warning Issued
- Sin Bin Supervisors
- Sit Start Sergeants
- Sit, Stay, Score
- Six Points and a Siren
- Skate Guards
- Sleeper Pick Stakeout
- Sleeper Pin Stakeout
- Sliders and Sirens
- Slow Pitch, Fast Response
- Smack Talk Scanner
- Smarty Badges
- Snack Stadium Security
- Snake Draft Charmers
- Snap Count Roll Call
- Sneak Play Stakeout
- Sole Mates on the Beat
- Sole Patrol
- Solid Copy
- South Sector Southpaws
- Southern Cross Shift
- Spare Tire Unit
- Spare Units
- Special Constables' Special Teams
- Special Teams Special Detail
- Spell Check Requested
- Split Shift Splits
- Spokes and Sirens
- Spreadsheet Sergeants
- Sprinkles Unit
- Squad Chat
- Squad Room Squad
S, continued
- Stack the Box, Stack the Reports
- Stadium Detail Volunteers
- Stand By One
- Standing By
- Standings Leaders on Patrol
- Standings Report Sergeants
- Star and Shield Athletic Club
- Star Witnesses
- Starsky and Clutch
- Start 'Em, Sit 'Em, Cite 'Em
- Starting Line Roll Call
- Starting Lineup Briefing
- Stat Correction Supplemental Report
- Stat Padding Investigators
- Stat Sheet Investigators
- Station Coffee Survivors
- Station House Starters
- Station Sausage Sizzle
- Stay in Your Lane Unit
- Stay Out of the Box Detail
- Stick Tap Salute
- Sticks and Sirens
- Stolen Base Investigators
- Stop Sign Shortstops
- Strike Force Friday
- Strike Team Seven
- Strikes and Citations
- Strong Safety Division
- Stuff the Cruiser Crew
- Substation Standouts
- Sunday Blitz Sergeants
- Sunday Overtime Detail
- Sunday Shift Swappers
- Super Bowl Troopers
- Supplemental Report Pending
- Swing Shift Sluggers
- Sworn and Proud
- Sworn In on Draft Day
- Sworn to Protect the Passer
- Sworn to Serve
T: 96 names
- Tackle Box Troopers
- Tackle Box Tuesday
- Tag, You're Out
- Tailgate Detail
- Tailgate Traffic Control
- Taxi Squad Car
- Tea and Biscuits Break
- Team Valor
- Technical Foul Report
- Tee Time Roll Call
- Ten Pin Ten-Four
- Ten Pins, Ten Codes
- Tenth Frame Night Owls
- Thank You for Your Fantasy Service
- That's a 10-4
- That's Affirmative
- Thaw and Order
- The Blue Family
- The Calm Voices
- The Chief's Own
- The Department Nine
- The Detective Bureau
- The Fantasy Force
- The Finest
- The Guardians
- The Penalty Box Score
- The Real Briefing
- The Report Room
- The Rookies and the Veterans
- The Ruling Is Confirmed
- The Sergeants' Table
- The Silver Stars
T, continued
- The Station House
- The Tracking Team
- The Vigilant
- The Watchmen
- Third and Long Shift
- Third Base Third Watch
- Third Watch
- Three-Peat Three-Wheelers
- Three-Second Violation Bureau
- Throw the Flag, Write the Report
- Thursday League Lieutenants
- Thursday Night Shift
- Tiebreaker Tribunal
- Tight End of Shift
- Time of Possession Property Room
- Title Game Task Force
- To Protect and Score
- To Serve and Protect the Net
- Toilet Bowl Traffic Detail
- Too Many Men on the Beat
- Top Brass
- Top Shelf Sergeants
- Toque and Badge
- Torch Bearers in Blue
- Torch Run Trotters
- Touchdown Dance Permit Office
- Touchdown Tones
- Touchdown Town Patrol
- Touchdown Vultures on Stakeout
- Tour of Duty Champions
- Toy Drive Drivers
- Trade Deadline Task Force
T, continued
- Trade Offer Under Investigation
- Trade Review Board
- Traffic Stoppers
- Traffic Unit Top Gear
- Training Camp Cadets
- Trash Talk Radio Traffic
- Trash Talk Tip Line
- Traveling Violations
- Trick Play Detectives
- Triple Play Troopers
- Triple Twenty Troopers
- Tripping Hazard Unit
- Trivial Pursuit Unit
- Trophy Case Detectives
- Trophy Room Property Clerks
- True Blue
- True Blue Crew
- True North Night Shift
- Tuesday Trivia Troopers
- Tug of War Tow Unit
- Turkey Hunters Off Duty
- Turnover Task Force
- Twelve-Hour Tour
- Two Minutes for Paperwork
- Two Minutes for Parking
- Two Wheels, One Badge
- Two-Deep Zone Partners
- Two-Minute Drill Instructors
- Two-Minute Written Warning
- Two-Point Conversion Van
- Typing Reports Loudly
- Typos in the Narrative
U: 9 names
- Umpire's Backup
- Under Review by Internal Affairs
- Undercover Play Action
- Undercover Sleepers
- Underdogs Under Oath
- Undrafted and Undercover
- Unit One Responding
- Upon Further Review Board
- Uptown Unit
V: 7 names
- Verbal Warning for Encroachment
- Vetoed by the Watch Commander
- Victory Formation at the Front Desk
- Victory Lap in the Cruiser
- Village Bobby Bowlers
- Violations Bureau Bowl Bound
- Volunteers in Blue
W: 30 names
- Waiver Wire Stakeout
- Waiver Wire Tap
- Waiver Wire Watch
- Walk the Beat for a Cure
- Walk the Line of Scrimmage
- Walk-Off Watch
- Watchful Eyes
- Week One Rookies
- Weekends Off Club
- Weekly Matchup Watch
- West End Watch
- What's All This Then
- What's Your 20
- What's Your Twenty Yard Line
- Whistle and Citation Book
- Who Let the K-9s Out
- Who Parked in the Sergeant's Spot
- Who Took My Parking Spot
- Who's Bringing Lunch
- Whodunit Winners
- Wide Receivers, Wide Awake
- Wide Right, Wide Left, Wide Awake
- Wild Card Watch
- Wildcat Formation Animal Control
- Wings and Sirens
- Winner Picks the Beat
- Winner Skips Paperwork
- Won the Toss, Took the Day Shift
- Working Sundays Again
- Written Warning for Holding
Y: 3 names
- Yellow Card Citations
- Yellow Flag Brigade
- Yield to the Blue Defense
Z: 1 name
- Zamboni Escort Detail