Kingdom of Loathing Name Generator

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Generate original pun names in the spirit of Kingdom of Loathing, the stick-figure comedy RPG: Al Dente the Grey, Bearnaise Sorcerer, Shellby Tamer, Boogie Knight and Squeezebox Sam. The 1,000 names riff on the six classes and on the game's deadpan fantasy parody.

About Kingdom of Loathing names

Kingdom of Loathing is a browser RPG drawn in stick figures, and its six classes are jokes before the adventure even starts: Seal Clubber, Turtle Tamer, Pastamancer, Sauceror, Disco Bandit and Accordion Thief. Player names in the game are free-form, so there is no naming pattern to follow and no canon list to copy. What players tend to want is a name as silly as the class beside it.

This list is 1,000 original pun names written in that spirit. They are not names from the game. The themes follow the classes: pasta puns such as Al Dente the Grey and Count Fettuccine, sauce and condiment names such as Bearnaise Sorcerer, club and brawn names such as Sir Clubsalot, turtle and shell names such as Shellby Tamer, disco and dance names such as Boogie Knight, and accordion, polka and thief names such as Squeezebox Sam. The themes are only themes: any name can go on any character.

The rest leans on the game's deadpan fantasy parody: mock-heroic titles like The Mildly Brave, stick-figure jokes like Five Lines and a Circle, a short run of group names that carry the word Clan, and lower-case handles such as pennepincher for players who like a compact name. Reroll until one makes you groan out loud.

How to choose Kingdom of Loathing names

  • Any name works on any character, but a pun that echoes your class gets the laugh sooner: Count Fettuccine beside the word Pastamancer needs no explanation.
  • Say it out loud. Puns like Bearnaise Sorcerer and Accordion to My Notes only work when the sound carries the joke.
  • Shorter is easier to live with. Every name here is 30 characters or fewer, and the lower-case handles such as noodlenoggin and bonk_or_bust are shorter still. The game decides what it accepts, so have a second choice ready.
  • Mock-heroic titles are funniest understated: The Reasonably Heroic or Lord of Leftover Noodles beats a title that tries too hard.
  • Starting a clan? The entries that begin with Clan, such as Clan of the Lukewarm Ladle, are written as group names. Everything else is meant for a single character.

Frequently asked questions

Are these names from Kingdom of Loathing?

No. They are original pun names written in the spirit of the game, not names taken from it. A small share, under a tenth, borrow a word from the game as a nod, such as a class name in Pastamancer in Training, a place in Haiku Dungeon Dropout or a word like Moxie or Meat. This site is not affiliated with the makers of the game.

Does Kingdom of Loathing have a naming style for characters?

Player names are free-form, so there is no lore pattern to follow the way there is for elves or dwarves in other games. That is why this list is built on wordplay: the six class names are jokes already, and a name like Sir Clubsalot or Boogie Knight keeps the joke going. Check the game's own sign-up page for what it accepts.

What kinds of names are in the list?

The 1,000 names run through pasta puns, sauce and condiment puns, club and brawn names, turtle and shell names, disco and dance names, accordion, polka and thief names, mock-heroic titles, stick-figure jokes, clan names and lower-case handles. Examples include Penne Dreadful, Gravy the Lumpy, Tortimer Slowstride and Polkarp the Wheezer.

Can I use a name with a different class than its theme?

Yes. The class themes only organize the jokes, and nothing ties a name to a class. A turtle keeper called Lin Guini or an accordion player called Hard to Hurt Kurt is just a second joke on top of the first.

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A: 36 names

  • A Cordial Accordion
  • A Turtle Named Kevin
  • Accordion Heist Crew
  • Accordion Thief Keith
  • Accordion Thief on Tour
  • Accordion to My Notes
  • Accordionly Yours
  • Accordius Reedmore
  • Admiral Gravy
  • Adventurer Number Nine
  • adventurer_ish
  • Aglio Olio Ollie
  • Agnolotti the Pinched
  • Aioli Augur
  • aiolioh
  • Al Dente the Grey
  • alforno
  • Alfredo the Alchemist
  • Alfredo the White
  • Alibi Libby
  • All Brawn Sean
  • Amatriciana Anna
  • An Adventurer Is Me
  • Angel Hairston
  • Angry Angus
  • Applauded by Seals
  • Apple Sauce Abby
  • Apprentice of the Boil
  • Archmage of Angel Hair
  • Arf Arf Arthur
  • Arrabbiata the Angry
  • Arriving Shortly Morty
  • Ascended Once Told Everyone
  • Ash Branch Blanche
  • Assistant Pasta Wizard
  • Au Jus Gus

B: 91 names

  • Back Tomorrow
  • Backbeat Bandit
  • Ballpoint Bard
  • Bandit Camp Counselor
  • Bandit of the Dance Floor
  • Bandoneon Dion
  • Barbarian at the Gate Nate
  • Barbarian Brian
  • barelydrawn
  • Bargain Bin Paladin
  • Barking Up the Wrong Seal
  • Baron Bonkenstein
  • Baron of Bell Bottoms
  • Baron von Bowtie
  • Baroness Bearnaise
  • Baroness Bowtie
  • Barrel Roll Noll
  • Bash Brannigan
  • Basking Baskerville
  • basking_rock
  • Battle Cry Guy
  • Bayou Squeeze Beau
  • Bearnaise Sorcerer
  • Bearnaise the Tarragon Tinged
  • Beat Bandit Betty
  • Beat the Hare Once
  • Bechamel Bewitcher
  • Bechamel Mucho
  • Beef Wellington the Third
  • Bell Bottom Bart

B, continued

  • Bell Bottom Blue
  • bellbottomd
  • Bellows Mellow
  • Bellows Zero
  • bellows_out
  • Bellowsworth the Loud
  • Berserker Burt
  • Beurre Blanc the Pale
  • Biceps Drawn in Pencil
  • Biff Bonkley
  • Big Dipper Dirk
  • Big Guy Small Font
  • Big Squeeze Reese
  • Big Stick Rick
  • Bill Fold Lifter
  • Billy Club
  • Black and White Dwight
  • Blame It on the Boogie
  • Blaze of Gravy
  • Bludgeon Ben
  • Bog Standard Bob
  • Boil Advisory Bob
  • Boilbinder
  • Bolognese the Bold
  • Bombshell Bo
  • Bonk McBonkface
  • bonk_or_bust
  • Bonkers Bill
  • bonkfirst
  • bonkmeister

B, continued

  • Bonks in Triplicate
  • Bonksworth the Brief
  • Boogie Board Bandit
  • Boogie Fever Beaver
  • Boogie Knight
  • Boogie Oogie Augie
  • Boogie Shoes Hughes
  • Boogie Wonderlander
  • boogiebandit
  • Born to Boogie Bo
  • Borrowed a Gnocchi Grimoire
  • Borrowed Accordion Bo
  • Bowtie Diviner
  • Box Turtle Boxer
  • Brawn Juan
  • Brawnald the Broad
  • brawnbrain
  • Brawnhilde
  • Brawny Bronwyn
  • Broken Hollandaise
  • Brown Butter Betty
  • Bucatini Brown
  • Bucatini the Hollow
  • Budget Barbarian
  • Buff Buffington
  • Burglar Alarm Al
  • Burglebert
  • Burnt Roux Bruce
  • Bus Stop Bob
  • Busking Buster
  • Button Box Knox

C: 91 names

  • Cacio Pepe the Peppery
  • Came Back for Crimbo
  • Came Out of Shell
  • Campanelle Belle
  • Cannelloni Cantrip Caster
  • Cannelloni Jones
  • Capellini Carl
  • Capellini the Thin
  • Captain Catsup
  • Carapace Ace
  • Carapace Counselor
  • Carapaceus Rex
  • Carbomancer Cal
  • carbwizard
  • Caster of Spilled Gravy
  • Cat Burglar Catrin
  • Cavatappi Kate
  • Cave Dave
  • Champion of Chow
  • Chancellor of Chili Oil
  • Chess Club Chad
  • Chicken Dance Lance
  • Chimi Churri
  • Chosen by Mistake
  • Chosen One Minus One
  • Chutney Charmer
  • Chutney Chester
  • Chutney the Chunky
  • chutneychamp
  • Circle Head Fred

C, continued

  • Clan Al Dente
  • Clan Bonk and Sons
  • Clan Boogie Down
  • Clan Carbonara
  • Clan Extra Parmesan
  • Clan Mildly Loathsome
  • Clan Noodle Incident
  • Clan of Adequate Heroes
  • Clan of Five Lines
  • Clan of Polite Clubbers
  • Clan of the Borrowed Accordion
  • Clan of the Flared Trouser
  • Clan of the Gravy Boat
  • Clan of the Last Meatball
  • Clan of the Lukewarm Ladle
  • Clan of the Mirror Ball
  • Clan of the Slow Turtle
  • Clan of the Stirred Pot
  • Clan of the Wheezing Bellows
  • Clan Polka Dot
  • Clan Second Breakfast Club
  • Clan Shell Company
  • Clan Squeezebox Society
  • Clan Stick Together
  • Clan Tortoise Formation
  • Class Act Zack
  • Classy Classless
  • Clobber Robert
  • Club Carrier First Class
  • Club Member Number Two

C, continued

  • Club Sandwich Stan
  • Club Soda Cody
  • Clubber Lang Syne
  • Clubber of Golf Balls
  • Clubbert the Blunt
  • clubnotspade
  • Clubs Responsibly
  • Clubsworth the Courteous
  • Clutch of Eggs Greg
  • Coat Check Chet
  • Colander Carl
  • Colonel Mustardseed
  • Concertina Tina
  • Concertina Wire Meyer
  • Conchiglie Conrad
  • Condiment King Kyle
  • Conjurer of Carbs
  • Cornstarch Carl
  • Coulis Customer
  • Council Errand Boy
  • Council of One
  • Count Colander
  • Count Condiment
  • Count Fettuccine
  • Cowbell Cal
  • Crash Thudson
  • Crowbar Clarabelle
  • Cudgel Cuthbert
  • Cup and Saucerer
  • Curdle Myrtle
  • Cursed With Curdled Cream

D: 53 names

  • Daily Turn Burner
  • Dame Ravioli
  • Dance Bandit Dante
  • Dance Commander Xander
  • Dance Floor Devolution
  • Dance Floor Thor
  • Dancefloor Dinosaur
  • Dances With Wolves Poorly
  • Dancing Fool Raoul
  • Dancing King Kenning
  • Dancing Machine Dean
  • Dancing Queen Maureen
  • Dapper Dan the Dancer
  • Dawdle McDougal
  • Debonair Blair
  • Deeply Loathed Dee
  • Definitely Not a Thief
  • Demi Glace
  • Destiny's Intern
  • Dillydally Dolly
  • Disco Ball Paul
  • Disco Bandit at Large
  • Disco Bandit Dan
  • Disco Bobulated
  • Disco Doodle
  • Disco Duke Deke

D, continued

  • Disco Fever Trevor
  • Disco Inferno Bruno
  • Disco Nap Nate
  • Disco Tech Support
  • Discobolus Dave
  • Discotheque Zeke
  • Discount Dragon Slayer
  • Ditalini Dan
  • Do the Hustle Hal
  • Dollop Dolores
  • Doodle of Destiny
  • Doughweaver Dot
  • Downbeat Dexter
  • Drank the Pesto Potion
  • Drawn in a Hurry
  • Drawn Without Hands
  • Driftwood Dwight
  • Drizzle Lizzy
  • drizzleking
  • Duchess of Drizzle
  • Duchess Squeezebox
  • Duck Sauce Drake
  • Duke Disco of Dancefloor
  • Duke of Ditalini
  • Duke of Double Bonk
  • Durum Dave
  • Durum Diviner

E: 16 names

  • Earl Grey Gravy
  • Earl of Aioli
  • Earl of Ear Noodles
  • Earl of Elbows
  • Easy Squeezy Weezy
  • Eggnoodle Eggbert
  • Eggshell Edgar
  • Elbow Macintyre
  • Electric Slide Clyde
  • Elephant Seal Ellie
  • Emulsified Ed
  • Enchanter of Emulsions
  • Espagnole the Elder
  • Eventually Evan
  • Extended Mix Max
  • Extra Sauce No Charge

F: 39 names

  • Familiar Face Grace
  • Familiar Weighs More
  • Familiar With Pasta
  • Fan Club Frank
  • Farfalle Fairweather
  • Farfalle Familiar
  • farfallefar
  • Fettuccine Afraid So
  • Fettuccine the Flat
  • Filcher Fletcher
  • Finders Keepers Jeepers
  • Finger Guns Gunther
  • Finger Snap Zach
  • Fish Sauce Finn
  • Five Finger Discount Dee
  • Five Lines and a Circle
  • Flared Trousers Fitz
  • Flea Market Hero
  • Flexes Both Lines
  • Flexington Hale
  • Flipper Clapper
  • Flipper Skipper
  • Flourspell Flo
  • Flying Saucerer
  • Fog Machine Gene
  • Foretold Incorrectly
  • Forkstaff the Wise
  • Forktwirler Finn
  • Found It Honest
  • Free Reed Fred
  • Friend of All Seals
  • Funk Soul Bandit
  • funkbandit
  • Funkenstein's Monster
  • Funkwin the Smooth
  • Funky Chicken Chuck
  • Funky Town Crier
  • Fur Seal Furman
  • fusillifool

G: 31 names

  • Galapagos Gus
  • Garlic Butter Gareth
  • Gemelli the Twin
  • Generic Hero Jerry
  • Gentle Seal Clubber Gene
  • Get Down Then Sit Down
  • Get Down Tonight Dwight
  • Getaway Driver Clive
  • Getaway Polka
  • Giant Among Stick Men
  • Glee Club Glenn
  • Glitter Gulch Gus
  • glitterfists
  • Glitterick the Bright
  • glitterpilfer
  • Gnocchi Balboa
  • Gnocchi Necromancer
  • gnocchiknock
  • Gold Chain Wayne
  • Got Moxie Will Travel
  • Grand Larceny Garth
  • Gravy Davey
  • Gravy the Lumpy
  • Gravy Train Wayne
  • gravyboatcpt
  • Groove Is in the Hart
  • Groove Thief Reef
  • Groovius Maximus
  • Groovy Louie
  • Grunt the Eloquent
  • Guardian of the House Dressing

H: 35 names

  • Haiku Dungeon Dropout
  • Half Shell Hero
  • Hand Jive Clive
  • Hans Offmywallet
  • Harbor Seal Harvey
  • Hard to Hurt Kurt
  • Hardback Hal
  • hardshelled
  • Hare Today Shell Tomorrow
  • Hat on the Ground Hal
  • Hatchling Hatch
  • Hawksbill Bill
  • Heel Toe Joe
  • Heist Meister
  • Heisty McHeistface
  • Helmet Head Helmut
  • Herder of Terrapins
  • Hermetically Sealed Herm
  • Hermit Permit Kermit
  • Hermit's Roommate
  • Hero for Hire Cheap
  • Hero in a Hard Hat
  • Hero Shaped Person
  • Hexed by Horseradish
  • Hi Hat Matt
  • Hickory Dickory Bonk
  • Hides in Helmet
  • Hollandaise Hexer
  • Hollandaise the Fragile
  • hollandazed
  • Honey Mustard Hank
  • Hot Sauce Horace
  • Hustle Russell
  • Hustlebert
  • hustlemuscle

I: 9 names

  • Ice Floe Flo
  • Immovable Abel
  • In a Nutshell Nell
  • In No Rush Rush
  • In the Groove Grover
  • Initiate of the Ladle
  • Innocent Bystander Xander
  • Inside Man Stan
  • It Fell Off a Cart

J: 6 names

  • Jazz Hands Hans
  • Jimmy the Lock
  • Jingling Pockets Jim
  • jivethief
  • Journeyman Noodlesmith
  • Jus Kidding

K: 13 names

  • Keeper of the Colander
  • Ketchup Conjurer
  • Kevin's Tamer
  • keysnbellows
  • Kingdom Comeback
  • Kingdom for a Horseradish
  • Knight Errand Runner
  • Knight of the Lost Ladle
  • Knight of the Mirror Ball
  • Knight of the Slow Turtle
  • Knight of the Stolen Reed
  • Knotty Pine Nate
  • Knows Three Songs

L: 65 names

  • Ladle Lancelot
  • ladle_out_loud
  • ladlelad
  • Ladlelord
  • Ladlewick the Stirrer
  • Lady Bellows of Reedham
  • Lady Clubwell
  • Lady Glitterglove
  • Lady Lasagna of Layerham
  • Lady Lasagnette
  • Lady Loathsome the Lovely
  • Lady Marinara
  • Lady Shellbourne
  • Lapels McGee
  • Larcenia Lightfoot
  • Lasagna Go Now
  • Lasagna Sage
  • lasagna_lurker
  • Laser Show Joe
  • Last Dance Lance
  • Leans on a Staff of Starch
  • Leatherback Jack
  • Left Foot Larry
  • Leisurely Lee
  • Lemon Butter Lem
  • Leprechaun's Accountant
  • Level Two Lou
  • Librarian of Tagliatelle Tomes
  • Licensed Turtle Therapist
  • Lifty Lefty
  • Light Fingers Lou
  • Lighted Floor Leroy

L, continued

  • Lily Pad Thad
  • Lin Guini
  • Line Arms Lyle
  • Lion Tamer but Turtles
  • Lips Are Sealed Lil
  • Loathe Actually
  • Loathe Me Tender
  • Loathe Story
  • Loathed by Goblins
  • Loathing Larry
  • Loathsome Lonesome
  • loathsome_me
  • Lockpick Lucky
  • Loggerhead Ned
  • logwielder
  • Lollygag Lachlan
  • Loose Change Lane
  • Lord Bellows of Wheezewick
  • Lord Bonk of Thwackshire
  • Lord Boogie of Glitterfen
  • Lord High Squeezer
  • Lord Ladleton
  • Lord Linguine of Ladlemere
  • Lord Loathington
  • Lord of Leftover Noodles
  • Lord of Limited Adventures
  • Lord of the Rigatoni
  • Lord Protector of Turtles
  • Lord Shellsworth of Slowmarch
  • Loud Noises Louis
  • Loud Thief Leif
  • Low Boil Lois
  • Lumbering Lum

M: 68 names

  • Macaroni Magus
  • macnstick
  • Madam Mayonnaise
  • Mafalda the Ruffled
  • Main Squeeze Louise
  • Major Mayo
  • Mall Rat Paladin
  • Mallet Malone
  • Mancer of Pasta
  • Margin Doodle Marge
  • Marinade Mage
  • Marinara Mystic
  • Marinara the Red
  • Marquess of Meatballs
  • Marquis de Macaroni
  • Mary Nara
  • mayomage
  • Mazurka Kirk
  • Meat Baron Barry
  • Meat for Brains
  • Meat Miser Mel
  • Meat Stack Jack
  • Meatrick the Thrifty
  • meatsaver
  • Meaty Okra
  • Medallion Dillon
  • Melodeon Leon
  • Michelle Shellfield
  • Mighty Mike the Mild
  • Mighty Thews Matthew
  • Mildest Sauce in the Realm
  • Mildly Loathed Mildred
  • Minestrone Mage
  • Mint Sauce Minnie

M, continued

  • Mirrorball Mage
  • mirrorballer
  • Misdemeanor Mina
  • Misspelled Cemetary Keeper
  • Mole Magician
  • Monochrome Jerome
  • Moonwalk Mort
  • More Cowbell Mel
  • More Moxie Than Sense
  • Mornay the Melted
  • Morning Starr
  • Moseying Mose
  • Mosquito Bite Mike
  • Mossback Mack
  • Mostly Forearm
  • Moxibelle
  • Moxie Moxley
  • Moxie Roxie
  • moxie_proxy
  • Moxious Maneuver
  • Mud Turtle Myrtle
  • Mugsy Squeezebox
  • Multiclass Clown
  • Muscle Memory Murray
  • Muscle Russell
  • Musclebeth
  • musclemage
  • Muscles Sold Separately
  • Musk Turtle Musgrave
  • Mustard Magus
  • My Familiar Did It
  • Myrtle the Tamer
  • Mystic Mac and Cheese
  • Mystical Elbow

N: 15 names

  • Nabbed It Nat
  • Napkin Sketch Nash
  • Nesting Beach Peach
  • Nicked It Nick
  • No Class Cass
  • Noodle Longstrand
  • Noodlearm Ned
  • Noodlebeard
  • noodlenoggin
  • Noodles the Unraveled
  • Noodlin Around
  • Noodlomancer Nell
  • Not the Thief
  • Novice Noodler
  • Nutshell Nat

O: 23 names

  • Oak Bough Jo
  • Off Brand Hero
  • Offbeat Otis
  • Og of Few Words
  • Oh Shell No
  • Old Man Gravy
  • Old Mossy Shellington
  • On the One Juan
  • One Song Wonder
  • Oom Pah Paul
  • Oompah Band Bandit
  • Oompah Grandpa
  • oompahloop
  • Open Collar Colin
  • Opens Jars for Saucerors
  • Orecchiette Earl
  • Orzo Enchanter
  • Orzo the Small
  • orzo_what
  • Out of Adventures Again
  • Outrun by a Turtle
  • Overcooked Otis
  • Oyster Sauce Oswin

P: 55 names

  • Painted Turtle Pat
  • Paladin of Parmesan
  • Pan Drippings Pat
  • Pappardelle Pete
  • Part Time Pastamancer
  • Pastafina the Patient
  • Pastamancer in Training
  • Pastamancer Pat
  • Pastina the Tiny
  • Pecs Bill
  • Pencil Neck Paladin
  • Penne Dreadful
  • Penne Prophet
  • pennepincher
  • Pesto Prestidigitator
  • Pesto the Green
  • pesto_change_o
  • Petty Larceny Larry
  • Petty Thief Betty
  • Piano Key Lee
  • Pickpocket Pocket
  • Picks a Pocket or Two
  • Pilfer Wilfer
  • pilferbox
  • Pilfering Phil
  • Pilferius Quickhand
  • Pinched It Penny

P, continued

  • Piri Piri Pippin
  • Pirouette Pirate
  • Plastron Pete
  • Platform Boots Boone
  • Platform Shoe Lou
  • Plausible Deniability Ty
  • Plays for Meat
  • Plodding Todd
  • Plum Sauce Paloma
  • Pockets Not My Own
  • Polka Dot Dottie
  • Polka in the Eye
  • Polka Night Dwight
  • Polka Party Marty
  • Polka the Bear
  • polka_dotted
  • Polkageist
  • polkapocket
  • Polkarp the Wheezer
  • Polkington Wheeze
  • Ponzu Scheme
  • President of the Club
  • Primavera the Fair
  • Princess Pappardelle
  • Prophecy Typo
  • Protagonist Pending
  • Pure Moxie Maxie
  • Purloin Sirloin

Q: 2 names

  • Queen of Condiments
  • Queso Grande

R: 39 names

  • Raced a Tortoise and Lost
  • Radiatore the Warm
  • Raised Eyebrow Rae
  • Ranch Hand Randall
  • Ravioli Warlock
  • ravioli_riot
  • Reader of the Scampi Scroll
  • Reduction Rita
  • reed_thief
  • Reformed Thief Mostly
  • Regional Pasta Wizard
  • Reliable Source of Sauce
  • Remy Lade
  • Rented Accordion Trent
  • Reptile Relations Officer
  • Reptile Rhett
  • Retired Pastamancer Ray
  • Return of the Linguine
  • Rhythm Bandit Randy
  • Rhythm Rogue
  • Rigatoni Ritualist
  • Rigatoni the Ridged
  • Rigga Tony
  • Rippling Rip
  • Rob Steele
  • Robed in Ravioli
  • Robs the Rich Keeps It
  • Roll Out the Barrel Darryl
  • Roller Boogie Ruthie
  • Roller Disco Rollo
  • Rolling Boyle
  • Romesco Rex
  • Rooftop Rudy
  • Rotini Rosie
  • rotini_or_not
  • Roughly Person Shaped
  • roux_the_day
  • Royal Seal Bearer
  • Rubber Bandit Robbie

S: 165 names

  • Sabertooth Ruth
  • Salsa Shaman
  • Salsa Verde Vera
  • Salted Water Walt
  • Saltpinch the Seer
  • Sambal Sam
  • Same Song Again Sam
  • Sauce Mother Marge
  • Sauce on the Side Sy
  • Saucepan Dan
  • saucepls
  • Saucerer Supreme-ish
  • Sauceror of Small Pans
  • Sauceror Sue
  • Sauceror's Apprentice
  • Saucery Student
  • saucyladle
  • Scald the Skald
  • Schottische Scott
  • Scute Newton
  • Sea Shanty Shanti
  • Seal Clubber Emeritus
  • Seal of Approval Earned
  • Seal the Deal Neil
  • seal_pal
  • sealfriend7
  • Seals Are Friends
  • Seashell Seamus
  • Second Chosen One
  • Second Hand Squeezebox
  • Second Story Rory
  • Secret Sauce Not So Secret
  • Seer of Semolina

S, continued

  • Semolina Sam
  • Senior Pasta Wizard
  • Sequin Quinn
  • Sequined Bandit
  • Sergeant Salsa
  • Seven Turtles in a Coat
  • Sheldon Shellsworth
  • Shell Collector Hector
  • Shell Game Shane
  • Shell Inspector Rex
  • Shell Polisher Polly
  • Shell Shocked Shel
  • Shellanor the Patient
  • Shellby Tamer
  • Shellebrate Good Times
  • Shelliot the Slow
  • shellsbells
  • Shellsby Slowfoot
  • shellshockd
  • Shelly Tamewell
  • Shelton Hardback
  • Shepherd of Shells
  • Shield Maiden Jaden
  • Shield Wall Paul
  • Shifty Schottische
  • Shillelagh Shea
  • Shimmy Jimmy
  • Shimmy Shimmy Kim
  • Short on Meat
  • Sidewalk Squeezebox Solo
  • Signed Sealed Delivered Del
  • Simmer Simon
  • Sinew Sidney

S, continued

  • Sir Bonksalot
  • Sir Carbs of Colander
  • Sir Clubsalot
  • Sir Dance-a-Lot
  • Sir Drawn-in-Pen
  • Sir Fork of Twirling
  • Sir Gravy of the Boat
  • Sir Grooves-a-Bit
  • Sir Lacks-a-Face
  • Sir Ladle the Lukewarm
  • Sir Loathes-a-Little
  • Sir Mirrorball
  • Sir Polkadot
  • Sir Reginald Stickfigure
  • Sir Simmersworth
  • Sir Stirs-a-Lot
  • Sir Thwacks-on-Request
  • Sir Tortoise the Tardy
  • Six Classes No Class
  • Skate Rink Link
  • Skeleton Key Lee
  • Sketchley Linework
  • Sketchy Character
  • Slap Bass Chas
  • Slider Snyder
  • Slow and Steady Freddy
  • slow_n_steady
  • slowpokehero
  • Sly Guy Sy
  • Smooth Mover Grover
  • Smooth Operator Otto
  • Smoother Than Bechamel
  • Snapdragon Snapper

S, continued

  • Snapjaw Shaw
  • Snapper Jack
  • Snapping Sam
  • Snappy Comeback
  • snappyturtle
  • Sneak Attack Zach
  • Sneaks in Sequins
  • Sneaks Poorly
  • Sneaky Sneakerson
  • Soft Shell Sheldon
  • Spaghetti Arms Sal
  • Spaghetti Wetstone
  • Spaghettimancer Stan
  • Speaks Fluent Tortoise
  • Speaks Softly Carries Stick
  • Spirit Fingers Finn
  • Splatter Matt
  • Split Sauce Sid
  • Spooky Forest Ranger
  • Spotlight Dwight
  • Squeeze Play Ray
  • Squeezebert
  • Squeezebox Sam
  • squeezethief
  • Squeezewick Reedly
  • Squire Spaghettini
  • Squire Squeezebottle
  • Stack of Turtles
  • Stalwart Stuart
  • Starchmage Marge
  • Stayin Alive Clive
  • Steadfast Steve
  • Steady Eddie Slowpoke

S, continued

  • Steals Shows and Accordions
  • Stelline Starr
  • Step Ball Change
  • Stick Arms Strong Heart
  • Stick Figure Hero
  • Stick Figure Steve
  • Stickbert of Few Lines
  • stickfigure_jr
  • Stickman Stan
  • Stickney Thinlimb
  • Sticky the Stick
  • Stir Galahad
  • Stir Lancelot
  • Stirrer of the Queso Cauldron
  • Stolen Accordion Dorian
  • stolenpolka
  • Store Brand Wizard
  • Stout Stick Stew
  • Strandcaster
  • Strapping Stan
  • Stream of Saucery Survivor
  • Street Corner Serenader
  • Strong Like Two Turtles
  • Strong Silent Stu
  • strutmaster
  • Strutting Stu
  • Stubborn as a Tortoise
  • Sturdy Gerty
  • Suave Dave
  • Summoner of Spaghetti
  • Sunning Rock Rocky
  • Sweet and Sour Sawyer
  • Swolbert the Humble

T: 96 names

  • Tagliatelle Tom
  • Takes a Hit Britt
  • Takes His Time Tim
  • Tambourine Maureen
  • Tamed by a Turtle
  • Tamer of One Turtle
  • Tamer of Small Turtles
  • tameturtle
  • Tanky Frank
  • Tardy Tortuga
  • Taught Us Tortoise
  • Teriyaki Theurgist
  • Terrapin Station Master
  • Terrapin Tutor Tia
  • Terrapina the Tame
  • Tetrazzini the Terrible
  • Thag Simply Thag
  • The Adequately Armed
  • The Al Dente Adept
  • The Barely Sketched
  • The Fashionably Flared
  • The Fellowship of the Penne
  • The Fusilli Mystic
  • The Grand Impasta
  • The Gravy Warlock
  • The Great Polka Robbery
  • The Lightly Seasoned
  • The Linguine Lich
  • The Loosely Drawn
  • The Mildly Brave
  • The Moderately Loathed
  • The Noodle Whisperer

T, continued

  • The Often Lost
  • The Reasonably Heroic
  • The Recently Bonked
  • The Remoulade Recluse
  • The Rhythmically Gifted
  • The Seldom Victorious
  • The Slightly Singed
  • The Technically Chosen One
  • The Thoroughly Stirred
  • The Tortellini Oracle
  • The Tortoise Whisperer
  • The Twice Reheated
  • The Unchosen One
  • The Unfashionably Late
  • The Well Shelled
  • Thews Lewis
  • Thews of Legend Allegedly
  • Thickener Thad
  • Thief of Accordions Only
  • Thief of Hearts and Wallets
  • Thief of Tuesdays
  • Thousand Meat Smile
  • Thrall of the Third Course
  • Thud Mudd
  • thudthud
  • Thump Then Think
  • Thump Thumperson
  • Thwack and Forth
  • thwackattack
  • Thwackbert the Polite
  • Thwackmore the Tidy
  • Time Bandit Tim

T, continued

  • Tiny Dancer Chancer
  • Tiptoe Tipton
  • Toe Tapper Tad
  • Tor Tellini
  • Tortelloni the Larger
  • Tortimer Slowstride
  • Tortoise Maximus
  • Tortoise Trainer Trent
  • tortoisemode
  • Tortuga Tuesday
  • Totally Turtle Tully
  • Treasurer of the Club
  • Truncheon Trevor
  • Tuba Buddy Toby
  • Turn Counter Tony
  • Turtle Dove Dov
  • Turtle Life Coach
  • Turtle on a Fencepost
  • Turtle Rancher Randy
  • Turtle Tamer in Residence
  • Turtle Tamer Tammy
  • turtle_pace
  • Turtleneck Tucker
  • Turtles All the Way Down
  • turtletime
  • Turtley Enough
  • Twirl Earl
  • Twirl Fork Tim
  • Two by Four Thor
  • Two Dimensional Dan
  • Two Tortellinis
  • Tzatziki Thaumaturge

U: 6 names

  • Udon Quixote
  • Ugg Has Library Card
  • Unbroken Seal
  • Undercooked Una
  • Unhurried Murray
  • Unrequested Encore

V: 8 names

  • Veloute the Velvety
  • Vermicelli Visionary
  • Vinaigrette Vizier
  • Vinny Grette
  • Vinyl Lionel
  • Viscount Vermicelli
  • Viscount von Polka
  • Voguing Vaughn

W: 32 names

  • Wagon Wheel Wyatt
  • Wah Wah Walter
  • Walking Stick Wick
  • Wallop Wallace
  • Waltz Time Tom
  • Waltzing Walt
  • Warden of the Medium Heat
  • Was Never Here
  • Waves at Seals
  • Wax Seal Wes
  • Weak Sauce Willis
  • Wearer of the Noodle Hat
  • Wears Bells While Sneaking
  • Wet Noodle Wendell
  • Wet Spaghetti Wes
  • What the Shell
  • Wheeze Please
  • wheezebox
  • Wheezley the Winded
  • Wheezy Breezy
  • Whisperer of Tortoises
  • Wide Lapel Wade
  • Wielder of the Wheat Wand
  • Will Quest for Meat
  • Will Squeeze for Food
  • Window Latch Patch
  • Wink and a Nod Rod
  • Withdrawn Into Shell
  • Wizard of Worcestershire
  • Wizard of Ziti
  • Wrangler of Reptiles
  • Wrath of Con

Y: 5 names

  • Yell Raiser
  • Yodel Odell
  • Yodelay Hee Who
  • Yoink and Away
  • Yoink Yoinkerson

Z: 1 name

  • ziti_slicker