Funny Samurai Name Generator

Ronin puns and deflated titles for comedy warriors

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Generate funny samurai names for sketches, party games, tabletop one-shots and pets in tiny armor: puns like Ronin Late and Riding Shogun, deflated titles like Kenji the Mildly Fearsome and Shogun of Snacks, and hopeless warriors like Hiroshi Who Left His Sword at Home.

About funny samurai names

A samurai was a warrior of feudal Japan who served a lord, and the words around him are what these jokes are built on. A ronin was a samurai with no master, a daimyo was a regional lord, the shogun was the military ruler above them all, the katana was the curved long sword and bushido was the warrior's code. Say them the English way and the puns arrive by themselves: Ronin Late, Riding Shogun, Daimyo in the Rough, Bushido It Yourself.

The 1,000 names come in ten or so styles. There are vocabulary puns, real Japanese given names with a deflating English epithet (Kenji the Mildly Fearsome, Kyoko, Queen of the Withering Glance), warriors who are bad at the job (Forgot the Sword Again, Helmet on Backwards), ordinary people in armor (Samurai Steve, Todd, Lord of the Cul-de-Sac), office samurai (Middle Manager Ronin), grand titles over small things (Shogun of Snacks), pets (Shogun Pug), cartoon names for children (Captain Topknot), over-poetic names (Lone Crane Regretting Lunch) and short gamer tags (CtrlAltDuel).

The humor sits in the gap between a solemn title and a small, modern problem, not in mocking the Japanese language or real historical figures. For authentic names in the clan-first order, use the samurai and ronin generators linked on this page.

How to choose funny samurai names

  • Say the pun out loud first. Ronin is read as 'running', shogun as 'show', 'showing' or 'shotgun', and daimyo as 'dime' or 'diamond', so Ronin Late, Shogun Business and Stop on a Daimyo work best said aloud.
  • Match the style to the use. Short puns and tags such as DojoDad or LaggySamurai fit a name tag, a team shirt or a gamer profile, while a long deadpan name such as Ryohei, Sentinel of the Gate He Locked Himself Out Of reads best on a character sheet.
  • For a tabletop one-shot, give the most imposing character the smallest title. A towering warrior called Warden of the Leftovers gets a laugh every time the name is read aloud.
  • For a pet in a costume, start from one of the pet names and swap in your own animal: Shogun Pug, Daimyo Dachshund and Tortoise of the Slow Charge are easy to adapt.
  • To write your own, follow the pattern of the list: a real given name or a grand rank, then one small, specific, modern detail. Keep the joke on the situation, not on the language or on a real person.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny samurai names?

Quick puns include Ronin Late, Riding Shogun, Daimyo in the Rough and Common Sensei. For a deadpan style try Kenji the Mildly Fearsome, Shogun of Snacks, Lord of the Rusty Katana or Hiroshi Who Left His Sword at Home. All of these are in the list.

What do ronin, shogun and daimyo actually mean?

A ronin was a samurai who had no lord to serve. A daimyo was a feudal lord who ruled a domain and kept samurai as retainers, and the shogun was the military ruler of Japan. The puns only borrow the sound of the words, so the meanings stay as they are.

Are these names suitable for kids and family events?

The list is meant to be family friendly, with no crude jokes and nothing about real battles or real people. The cartoon-style names, like Captain Topknot, Wobbly the Warrior and Little Lord Clank, are aimed at children's parties and school plays.

Can I use these for a serious samurai character?

Not really, because every entry is a joke. For historically styled names in the Japanese order, family name first, use the Samurai Name Generator or the Ronin Name Generator, and for a sword try the Katana Name Generator.

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A: 39 names

  • Acting Daimyo, Pending Paperwork
  • Admiral of the Inflatable Pool
  • Adopted by the Wrong Clan
  • AFK_Shogun
  • Aiko the Alarmingly Cheerful
  • Akiko the Actually Competent
  • Akio, Breaker of One Board
  • Akira the Adequately Armed
  • Akita of the Open Refrigerator
  • All Swords of Trouble
  • Ambushed by a Low Branch
  • Ancient Wisdom, Recent Mistakes
  • Answers Every Challenge by Mail

A, continued

  • Archer Without Arrows
  • Armor and a Leg
  • Armor Business Casual
  • Armor Chair General
  • Armor Itches, Sends Regrets
  • Armor on Inside Out
  • Armor Still at the Tailor
  • ArmorClank
  • Armorer's Clumsy Apprentice
  • Arrived After the Battle
  • Arrived Before the Enemy Woke Up
  • Arrow in the Wrong Castle
  • Arrow Maker, Mostly Crooked

A, continued

  • Arrow of Vague Direction
  • Arrow Quiver Full of Umbrellas
  • Asahi, Riser at the Crack of Noon
  • Asked If the Castle Has a Kitchen
  • Asked the Enemy for Directions
  • Asuka, Vanquisher of Spiders
  • Atsushi the Almost Awake
  • Autocorrected Battle Cry
  • Autumn Leaf Asking for Directions
  • Autumn Moon Over the Recycling Bins
  • Average Dojo
  • Ayaka the Always Right
  • Ayumi, Strider of Short Distances

B: 67 names

  • Bamboo Bending Under Paperwork
  • Banner Day, Bad Year
  • Banner That Forgot to Wave
  • Banner Wrapped Around His Face
  • Bannerman of the Laundry Line
  • Barks at the Enemy, Then Hides
  • Barry of the Black Armor (It's Navy)
  • Battle Cry of the Polite Cough
  • Battle Cry on Mute
  • Battle Cry, Inside Voice
  • Battle Stare of Moderate Intensity
  • Battle-Ready Betty
  • Beagle Who Follows His Nose into Trouble

B, continued

  • Bearer of the Emergency Snack
  • BenchSamurai
  • Best Blade Plans
  • Best in Shogun
  • Big Mike, Tiny Pony
  • Biscuit Tin Breastplate
  • Blade Back
  • Blade in One Hand, Bun in the Other
  • Blade of a Thousand Hesitations
  • Blade of Questionable Sharpness
  • Blade of the Lunch Rush
  • Blade of the Quarterly Review
  • Blade Off Last Week

B, continued

  • BladeLoading
  • Blinky the Brave Lookout
  • Blossom Viewing from the Sofa
  • Bodyguard to a Scarecrow
  • Bold from a Safe Distance
  • Bonk Helmet Benny
  • Borrowed His Brother's Armor
  • Borrowed Sword, Borrowed Courage
  • Bouncy Bushido Bear
  • Bow Strung with Fishing Line
  • Bowed and Fell Over
  • Bows to Scarecrows Just in Case
  • Bows Too Low, Bumps Head
  • Brave in Large Groups

B, continued

  • Brave Until Tuesday
  • BrbSharpening
  • Breaker of the Good Armor Plates
  • Breastplate Rings Like a Gong
  • Breeze Through an Open Scabbard
  • Brenda of the Seven Spears
  • Brings a Spear to Tea
  • Brook Babbling Over a Dropped Sword
  • Brotherhood of the Borrowed Horse
  • Brought a Fan to a Sword Fight
  • Brought Snacks for the Siege
  • Bubbles the Bodyguard
  • Buffet Line Vanguard

B, continued

  • Bulldog of the Unmoved Gate
  • Bushido Beagle
  • Bushido Brian
  • Bushido Compliance Officer
  • Bushido Diligence
  • Bushido It Yourself
  • Bushido Not Disturb
  • Bushido Nothing All Day
  • Bushido or Bushi-Don't
  • Bushido Over
  • Bushido the Dishes
  • Bushido the Math
  • BushidoBlunder
  • Butterfly Resting on the Sword Hilt

C: 60 names

  • Called Shogun First
  • Calm as a Pond, Deep as a Puddle
  • Captain Carol of the Castle Gate
  • Captain of the Carpool Lane
  • Captain of the Clogged Gutter
  • Captain Topknot
  • Carbon Copy Retainer
  • Carl Who Bought the Armor Online
  • Castellan of the Blanket Fort
  • Castle Guard, Easily Bribed with Plums
  • Casual Friday Warlord
  • CasualDaimyo
  • Cat in a Paper Helmet
  • Catnap Commander
  • Challenged a Mirror, Lost

C, continued

  • Champion of the Crossword
  • Champion of the Thermostat Wars
  • Champion of the Village Tug-of-War
  • Chancellor of Second Breakfast
  • Charged the Wrong Hill
  • Cherry Blossom Falling on a Parking Ticket
  • Chieko Who Solved the Siege with a Ladder
  • Chihiro, Finder of Lost Sandals
  • Chihuahua Warlord
  • Chika the Close Enough
  • Chin Strap Too Tight
  • Chiyo the Chatty
  • Chrysanthemum in a Paper Cup
  • Chuckles the Champion
  • Cicada Song at Nap Time

C, continued

  • Circling Back with Honor
  • Clan Chief Chuck
  • Clan of One, Meetings Weekly
  • Clan of the Mildly Offended Crane
  • Clan Password Forgetter
  • Clan Riding Off Without Me
  • Clanks When He Sneaks
  • Clanky McArmor
  • Clawtana
  • Cloud Shaped Like My Lost Helmet
  • ClumsyKatana
  • Cold Mountain, Warm Socks
  • Collects Castle Tolls, Gives Change
  • Commander of a Very Small Army
  • Commander of the Kitchen Timer

C, continued

  • Common Sensei
  • Commuter of the Eastern Road
  • Conch Horn, Sour Note
  • Conqueror of the Flat-Pack Shelf
  • Cookie Before Combat
  • Corgi of the Clan
  • CouchRonin
  • Counted the Enemy and Left
  • Craig of the Crimson Banner
  • Crow at Dusk Judging Everyone
  • Crumbs in the Armor
  • CtrlAltDuel
  • Cup of Dojo
  • Cut the Tent Rope
  • Cutter of Ribbons at Dojo Openings

D: 52 names

  • Dachshund of the Long Charge
  • Daiki the Dramatically Late
  • Daimyo a Dozen
  • Daimyo Dachshund
  • Daimyo Dale
  • Daimyo Dennis
  • Daimyo in the Rough
  • Daimyo of Do Not Disturb
  • Daimyo of Human Resources
  • Daimyo of the Dog Bed
  • Daimyo of the Dog Park
  • Daimyo of the Drive-Thru
  • Daimyo Store Hero

D, continued

  • DaimyoOfLag
  • Daimyos Are Forever
  • Daisuke the Deeply Unbothered
  • Dash the Dandy Duelist
  • Dave the Brave, Allegedly
  • Debbie the Undaunted, Ronin of the PTA
  • Defeated by a Sliding Door
  • Defender of the Duck Pond
  • Defender of the Front Porch
  • Dented by the Low Beam
  • Deputy Assistant Warlord
  • Dewdrop on a Dull Blade
  • Dishonor Roll

D, continued

  • Distant Thunder, Nearby Snoring
  • Dizzy Blade Daisy
  • Dog and Pony Shogun
  • Dojo Joe
  • Dojo Member Since January
  • Dojo Take Coupons
  • Dojo Validate Parking
  • DojoDad
  • Dollars and Sensei
  • Doodle the Daring
  • Doug's Brother, Also a Samurai
  • Dragonfly Above an Empty Wallet
  • Drew a Spoon by Mistake

D, continued

  • Drop a Daimyo
  • Dropped the Banner in the River
  • Drummer Off the Beat
  • Duck of the Castle Moat
  • Duel Citizenship
  • Duel Monitors
  • Duel Scheduled for Thursday
  • Duel That Ran Over Time
  • Dueling at Dawn, Prefers Noon
  • Duelist by Appointment Only
  • DuelMeMaybe
  • Dull Blade Dave
  • Dumpling Duelist

E: 11 names

  • Earl of the East Gate
  • Echo in an Empty Rice Bowl
  • Eiji, Scourge of Loose Shoelaces
  • Elder Swordsman, Naps at Two
  • Emi the Unimpressed
  • Employee of the Month, Feudal Division
  • Error404Honor
  • Escort of the Turnip Cart
  • Etsuko the Exasperated
  • Evening Bell, Forgotten Appointment
  • Extra Rice, Extra Courage

F: 40 names

  • Family Crest Is a Radish
  • Family Motto: We Tried
  • Famous in the Next Valley Over
  • Fan of the War Fan
  • Fashion Sensei
  • Fastest Draw in the Slow Lane
  • Feared Across Half the Village
  • Fearless in Daylight
  • Ferret of the Stolen Sock
  • Festival Drummer in Full Armor
  • Fetch Master of the Eastern Yard
  • Feudal Effort
  • Fidget the Flag Bearer

F, continued

  • Field Marshal of the Farmers Market
  • Fierce as a Damp Sparrow
  • Fifteen Items or Fewer, With Honor
  • Firefly Low on Battery
  • First Snow on the Laundry
  • First Sword of the Sofa
  • First to Bow, First to Leave
  • Flag Bearer in a Strong Wind
  • Flag Pole Stuck in the Gate
  • Flip Flop the Fierce
  • Fog Lifting, Keys Still Lost
  • Foot Soldier Phyllis
  • Forget Me Topknot

F, continued

  • Forgot the Sword Again
  • Form of the Confused Heron
  • Former Terror of the Tollgate
  • Freelance Ronin, Invoices Pending
  • Frog Jumps In, I Stay Dry
  • Frog Retainer of the Lily Pad
  • Frost on the Unpaid Bill
  • Fuel for the Duel
  • FumbleBlade
  • Fumbled the Dramatic Entrance
  • Fumiko the Fed Up
  • Fumio, Master of the Dramatic Exit
  • Furball Ronin
  • Fuzzy the Fearless

G: 28 names

  • Gary the Ronin
  • Gauntlet of Mild Disapproval
  • Gecko Guard of the Windowsill
  • General Gigglefit
  • General Mittens
  • General of the Army of One
  • Genta Who Mistook the Drum for a Table
  • GGNoHonor
  • Giggles the Great General
  • Goldfish General
  • Goro the Gently Menacing
  • Goro Who Snores Through Signal Drums
  • Governor of the Junk Drawer
  • Graduated Last in the Dojo

G, continued

  • Grand Champion of the Polite Standoff
  • Grand General of the Backyard
  • Grand Marshal of the Garden Hose
  • Grand Master of the Small Favor
  • Grand Vizier of the Guest Towels
  • Grandma Was the Real Swordmaster
  • Grandpa Still Has the Sword
  • Grandson of a Legend, Unfortunately
  • Great Dane, Small Courage
  • Greg the Great-ish Swordsman
  • Guardian of the Last Dumpling
  • Guardian of the Stapler
  • Guards the Bridge Nobody Uses
  • Guinea Pig Daimyo

H: 57 names

  • Hachiro, Eighth Pick for the Team
  • Hairball of Destiny
  • Hakama Tucked into the Socks
  • Hamster in Full Armor, Asleep
  • Hamster of the Wheel Clan
  • Hana the Hard to Impress
  • Hanako Who Brought Flowers to the Front
  • Haruka the Far Too Honest
  • Haruto the Hard to Wake
  • Harvest Moon Behind a Cloud Again
  • Hawk Circling the Picnic
  • Hayato the Hasty
  • Hedgehog of a Hundred Spears
  • Heir to a Very Small Castle

H, continued

  • Helmet Crest Stuck in the Doorway
  • Helmet Hair Samurai
  • Helmet Horns Poking the Ceiling
  • Helmet on Backwards
  • Helmet Two Sizes Too Big
  • Her Ladyship of the Long Line
  • Herald of the Dinner Bell
  • Hero of a Very Short Ballad
  • Hero of the Harvest Festival Raffle
  • Hero of the Hasty Exit
  • Heron Standing in the Wrong Pond
  • Hiccup the Herald
  • Hid Behind the Banner
  • Hideo, Hoarder of the Spare Arrows

H, continued

  • High Chief of Low Stakes
  • High Steward of the Spare Room
  • Hinata, Champion of the Sunny Spot
  • Hiroki, Terror of the Koi Pond
  • Hiroko, Empress of the Comfy Cushion
  • Hiroshi Who Left His Sword at Home
  • Hiroto, Champion for About a Minute
  • His Lordship of the Leaky Tent
  • Hisashi the Half Trained
  • Hit the Ground Ronin
  • Hitoshi the Hesitant
  • Honk the Horse Rider
  • Honor Above All, After Lunch
  • Honor Bound, Deadline Bound

H, continued

  • Honor Guard Gordon
  • Honor Intact, Sword Missing
  • Honor, Duty, Dessert
  • Honorable Howard
  • Honorable Mention, Sales Team
  • HonorableMention_
  • Honorary General of the Hallway
  • HonorPending
  • Hopscotch the Honorable
  • Horse Groom, Allergic to Hay
  • Horse Left Without Him
  • Horse Sensei
  • Hound of the Honorable Howl
  • House of the Sleeping Badger
  • House of the Wobbly Table

I: 6 names

  • Icicle on the Tip of the Spear
  • Inherited the Armor, Not the Skill
  • InventoryFullSamurai
  • Isamu the Brave on Paper
  • Isao, Veteran of the Long Line
  • Itsuki, Herald of Bad Timing

J: 10 names

  • Jeff with a J and a Katana
  • Jingle Armor Jill
  • Jiro the Just About Ready
  • Judge of the Dumpling Contest
  • Jun Who Salutes the Wrong General
  • Junichi, Hero of the Quiet Carriage
  • Junior Vice Samurai
  • Junko the Unconvinced
  • Junko, Judge of Poor Form
  • Just Shogun Up

K: 55 names

  • Kaito the Chronically Early
  • Kana, Captain of the Clean Getaway
  • Kanako Who Kept the Receipt for the Spear
  • Kaori the Calm Until Provoked
  • Kaoru Who Packed Only Snacks
  • Katana Catch a Break
  • Katana Even
  • Katana Find My Keys
  • Katana for Opening Stubborn Parcels
  • Katana Get a Refund
  • Katana in a Laptop Bag
  • Katana Kitten
  • Katana Reach the Top Shelf

K, continued

  • Katana Remember the Plan
  • Katana Stay Awake
  • Katana Stuck in the Sheath
  • Katsuo, Victor of One Argument
  • Kazuki the Occasionally Correct
  • Kazuko the Coupon Clipper
  • Kazuma Who Stops Mid-Swing to Stretch
  • Kazuo the Cautiously Bold
  • Kazuya, Bane of Wet Paint
  • Keeper of the Castle's Only Ladder
  • Keeper of the Charging Cable
  • Keeper of the Office Thermostat
  • Keeper of the Sacred Remote
  • Keiji Who Wears Armor to Bed

K, continued

  • Keiko the Keeper of Grudges
  • Keisuke, Liberator of the Last Rice Ball
  • Keita the Keen but Clumsy
  • Ken, Real Name Ken, Fake Katana
  • Kenichi of the Slightly Bent Spear
  • Kenji the Mildly Fearsome
  • Kenji Who Brought a Note from His Mother
  • Kenta the Kind of Scary
  • Kentaro, Marshal of the Bake Sale
  • Kenzo the Recently Awake
  • Kenzo, Sworn Enemy of Mondays
  • Kettle Is On, Duel Is Off
  • Kimiko, Duchess of Told You So
  • Kitten of the Shredded Banner

K, continued

  • Kiyoko Who Sweeps the Battlefield After
  • Known in Three Rice Fields
  • Kohei, Duke of the Folding Chair
  • Koi Circling the Same Thought
  • Koi in Tiny Armor
  • Koichi, Champion of the Second Round
  • Koji the Quietly Confused
  • Kosuke, Understudy to the Hero
  • Kota, Baron of the Back Row
  • Kotaro, Knight of the Wrong Century
  • Kumiko Who Out-Stares the Daimyo
  • Kunio, General of Two Guys
  • Kyle, Heir to the Clan
  • Kyoko, Queen of the Withering Glance

L: 49 names

  • Lady Clankalot
  • Lady Lorraine of the Long Sigh
  • Lady of the Late Arrival
  • Lady of the Locked Bathroom
  • Lady Purrsimmon
  • Lady Regent of the Reading Nook
  • LaggySamurai
  • Lance with a Lance
  • Lantern Glowing Over Leftovers
  • Lap Dog of War
  • Last Persimmon on the Branch
  • Last Picked for the Vanguard

L, continued

  • Late to Practice Since Spring
  • Left the Katana on the Bus
  • Legend in His Own Courtyard
  • Linda in a Helmet and a Name Tag
  • Little Lord Clank
  • Lizard Lord of the Warm Rock
  • Lone Crane Regretting Lunch
  • Lone Wolf, Calls His Mother Daily
  • Lookout Facing the Wrong Way
  • LootGoblinRonin
  • Lord Biscuit of the Kitchen Floor
  • Lord Commander of the Lawn Chairs

L, continued

  • Lord Fluffington of the Cushion
  • Lord High Finder of Keys
  • Lord Larry of the Lawn
  • Lord of Mild Peril
  • Lord of the Lost Receipts
  • Lord of the Loyalty Card
  • Lord of the Manor, Renting
  • Lord of the Rusty Katana
  • Lord of the Second Helping
  • Lord of the Seven Unfinished Projects
  • Lord of the Shared Calendar
  • Lord of the Slightly Crooked Shelf

L, continued

  • Lord of Unread Messages
  • Lord Protector of the Last Slice
  • Lord Whiskers of the Warm Laundry
  • Lord Wigglesworth of Wobble Castle
  • Lost a Staring Contest to a Frog
  • Lost Luggage Ronin
  • Lost the Duel to a Scarecrow
  • Lost the Map, Kept the Pride
  • Low Battery Bushido
  • Loyal Hound, Disloyal Around Bacon
  • Loyal to the End of the Shift
  • Lunchbox of the Seven Compartments
  • Lvl1Samurai

M: 66 names

  • Magistrate of the Messy Garage
  • Mai the Merciful on Weekdays
  • Mailman's Sworn Rival
  • MainCharacterRonin
  • Major Clonk
  • Makes No Sensei
  • Makoto the Mostly Sincere
  • Mamoru the Overprotective
  • Man of Few Words, All of Them Wrong
  • Mana Who Manages the Whole Clan Anyway
  • Manabu the Still Studying
  • Maple Leaf Stuck to a Sandal
  • Marge the Merciless Ronin of Game Night

M, continued

  • Mariko, Mistress of the Raised Eyebrow
  • Marshal of the Missing Socks
  • Marshmallow the Merciful
  • Masahiro Who Misread the Signal Fire
  • Masaki, Slayer of Cobwebs
  • Masako, Hammer of the PTA
  • Masaru the Medium
  • Masato the Moderately Loyal
  • Mask Scares Only Himself
  • Master Meow of the Midnight Sprint
  • Master of Ceremonies, Minor Ones
  • Master of One Move
  • Master of the Creaky Castle Stairs

M, continued

  • Master of the One Good Pan
  • Master of the Sheathed Sword
  • Master of the Tea Ceremony Nap
  • Master of the Unmade Bed
  • Mayumi, Archer of the Wide Miss
  • Meditated, Fell Asleep
  • Meowster Swordsman
  • Messenger with No Sense of Urgency
  • Michiko the Mighty Before Noon
  • Michio, Finder of Shortcuts That Aren't
  • Middle Manager Ronin
  • Midori, Guardian of the Hedge
  • Mighty Mini Shogun

M, continued

  • Miho, Countess of the Last Word
  • Mika the Mildly Annoyed
  • Miki, Major of Minor Details
  • MildBushido
  • Minako, Vice Admiral of Naps
  • Minato, Admiral of the Bath
  • Minoru the Minimally Threatening
  • Mio the Thoroughly Unsurprised
  • Misaki the Misplaced
  • Mismatched Sandals of Destiny
  • Missed the Bamboo Entirely
  • Mist on the Mountain, Fog on the Glasses
  • Mitsuo, Third Spear from the Left

M, continued

  • Mitsuru Who Fears the Castle Geese
  • Miyu Who Outran Her Own Cavalry
  • Miyuki, Storm of the Tea House
  • Mizuki, Moonlit and Mildly Lost
  • Moat Inspector, Cannot Swim
  • Momoko Who Hides Peaches in Her Helmet
  • Moon Viewing, Mostly Dozing
  • Moonlight on a Dented Helmet
  • Morning Mist on a Missed Bus
  • Mother Packed His Armor
  • Mountain Unmoved by Requests
  • Mouse of the Rice Storehouse
  • Muddy Boots the Mighty
  • Mysterious Stranger, Local Guy

N: 25 names

  • Nanami the Seventh Choice
  • Naoki the Nearly Noble
  • Naomi the Not Having It
  • Naoya Who Narrates His Own Duels
  • Nap-Time Ronin
  • NapBeforeBattle
  • Natsuki, Summer Intern of the Clan
  • Needs Help with the Chest Plate
  • Neil Who Kneels
  • Nemesis of the Wooden Post
  • NerfedKatana
  • Never Duels on an Empty Stomach

N, continued

  • Never Once Drew It
  • Nibbles the Noble
  • Nickel and Daimyo
  • Nigel the Noble Enough
  • Night Watchman, Afraid of the Dark
  • Nightingale Floor, Heavy Feet
  • No Sensei of Direction
  • Noboru the Never on Time
  • Nobuo Who Forgot the Battle Was Today
  • Noriko the Not Today
  • Norio, Keeper of the Spare Sandal
  • NoScopeSpear
  • Not Worth a Daimyo

O: 17 names

  • Old Man Murray, Master of the Porch
  • Old Master of the Park Bench
  • Old Pond, New Excuses
  • Old Tomcat, Master of the Fence
  • On a Scroll Today
  • Once Guarded a Bridge
  • One Gauntlet Short
  • One Leaf Falls, I Also Fall

O, continued

  • OneHitRonin
  • Oops, Wrong Clan
  • Order of the Reluctant Spear
  • Osamu the Overdressed
  • Out of Swords
  • Outflanked by a Garden Gnome
  • Outgrew the Armor Over Winter
  • Overlord of the Top Bunk
  • Owl Awake for No Good Reason

P: 34 names

  • Paper Door, Dramatic Entrance
  • Parade Marshal of the Wrong Parade
  • Parakeet Retainer
  • Parrot Who Repeats the Battle Cry
  • Part-Time Samurai
  • Patient as Stone, Twice as Chatty
  • Paul in Full Armor at the Grocery Store
  • Pawshido
  • Peach Thief of the Palace Orchard
  • Pebble in the Left Sandal
  • Peeler of Apples in One Strip

P, continued

  • Per My Last Scroll
  • Persimmon Pocket Warrior
  • Petal Drifting Past the Deadline
  • Picnic Blanket Strategist
  • Pine Needle in the Sock
  • PingOfHonor
  • Pining for a Nap
  • Pip the Pocket Samurai
  • Plum Blossom in a Traffic Jam
  • Plum Rain on a Freshly Washed Horse
  • PocketDaimyo

P, continued

  • Polished the Scabbard Instead
  • Pom-Pom Helmet Polly
  • Pomeranian of the Fierce Fluff
  • Poodle of the Seven Fluffs
  • Popcorn the Protector
  • Princess Pointy Sword
  • Professor Swordsworth
  • Protector of the Food Bowl
  • Protector of the Pumpkin Patch
  • Protector of the Realm's Leftover Rice
  • Pug of the Wrinkled Brow
  • Puppy of the Chewed Sandal

Q: 3 names

  • Quick Draw, Slow Everything Else
  • Quiet Temple Bell, Loud Stomach
  • QuietBattleCry

R: 58 names

  • Rain on a Borrowed Umbrella
  • Rattle the Retainer
  • Reed Bending Toward the Snack Table
  • Reiko the Relentlessly Tidy
  • Ren the Reasonably Brave
  • Rentaro Who Asked for a Smaller Horse
  • Rented Armor, Returned Late
  • Rescheduled the Duel Twice
  • RespawnRonin
  • Retainer on a Retainer
  • Retired Samurai, Avid Gardener
  • Retired to Grow Radishes
  • Rice Ball Reserve Commander
  • Rice Tax Collector with a Sword

R, continued

  • Riding Shogun
  • Rika Who Rewrote the Clan Motto
  • Riko Who Reorganized the Enemy Camp
  • Riku the Easily Startled
  • River That Flows Around Chores
  • Rode In on the Wrong Horse
  • Roger That, Ronin
  • Rokuro of the Six Excuses
  • Ronin a Slight Fever
  • Ronin Away from Chores
  • Ronin Behind Schedule
  • Ronin Commentary
  • Ronin Errands
  • Ronin for Mayor
  • Ronin in Circles

R, continued

  • Ronin Late
  • Ronin Low on Battery
  • Ronin Nose
  • Ronin of the Open Floor Plan
  • Ronin on a Scooter
  • Ronin on Four Hours of Sleep
  • Ronin on Fumes
  • Ronin Out of Excuses
  • Ronin Out of Patience
  • Ronin Out the Clock
  • Ronin Randy, Between Jobs
  • Ronin Retriever
  • Ronin Ron
  • Ronin Seeking Wi-Fi

R, continued

  • Ronin the Wrong Way
  • Ronin Who Chases His Tail
  • Ronin with a Side Hustle
  • Ronin with Scissors
  • Ronin_On_Mute
  • RoninRerolled
  • Ruler of All He Can See from the Porch
  • Rumble Tumble Ronin
  • Rust in the Rainy Season
  • RustyKatana42
  • Ryo the Rarely Ready
  • Ryohei, Sentinel of the Gate He Locked Himself Out Of
  • Ryosuke, Winner of the Staring Contest
  • Ryota the Roughly Trained
  • Ryutaro Who Names Every Arrow

S: 175 names

  • Saburo the Third to Volunteer
  • Sachiko the Second Guesser
  • Sadao, Holder of the Banner Upside Down
  • Saddle on Sideways
  • Saki the Suspiciously Nice
  • Sakura the Seasonally Dangerous
  • Sam U. Rye
  • Sammy Samurai
  • Sampurrai
  • Samurai Awaiting Delivery
  • Samurai Between Lords
  • Samurai Brad, Bassist
  • Samurai Dad
  • Samurai Glenn, Assistant Coach

S, continued

  • Samurai in the Express Lane
  • Samurai Mom, Do Not Test Her
  • Samurai Morning Cartoons
  • Samurai Ned, Next in Line
  • Samurai of Terminal B
  • Samurai of the Late Train
  • Samurai of the Midnight Snack
  • Samurai of the Self-Checkout
  • Samurai of the Soft Landing
  • Samurai of the Standing Desk
  • Samurai Pete, Plus One
  • Samurai Phil, Weekends Only
  • Samurai Shiba, Guardian of the Couch
  • Samurai Stan from Next Door
  • Samurai Steve

S, continued

  • Samurai with a Coupon
  • Samurai, Second Shift
  • SamuraiOnBreak
  • SamuraiPatchNotes
  • SamuraiSideQuest
  • SamuraiSnooze
  • Sandal Strap Snapped
  • Satoshi the Sort of Sharp
  • Saved Room in the Armor for Dessert
  • Say It Ain't Dojo
  • Scabbard, No Sword
  • Scooter the Scout
  • Scourge of the Practice Yard
  • Screen Time Sensei

S, continued

  • Scribble the Scroll Keeper
  • Second Place in a Duel
  • Second Son of a Second Son
  • Secret Scroll Is a Grocery List
  • Seiji, Protector of the Remote
  • Seiya Who Wrote His Own Legend
  • Sensei Kevin from Accounting
  • Sensei of the Onboarding Video
  • Sensei of Timing
  • Sensei of Urgency, None
  • Sentinel of the Cookie Jar
  • Sentry of the Unimportant Door
  • Seven Duels, Seven Apologies
  • Seven Spears, Six Volunteers
  • Shadow of a Pine, Napping in It

S, continued

  • Sharp as a Rice Ball
  • Sharpened the Handle
  • Sheath What You Did There
  • Sheathed It Backwards
  • Sheepdog Shogun
  • Shield of Plausible Excuses
  • Shigeo Who Trims Bonsai During Battle
  • Shigeru the Sheepish
  • Shin Guards on the Wrong Legs
  • Shingo the Reluctant
  • Shinichi, Guardian of the Snack Drawer
  • Shintaro, Bringer of Mild Inconvenience
  • Shiny New Daimyo
  • Shiori Who Bookmarked the Battle Plan

S, continued

  • Shiro, Fourth in Line
  • Shizuka the Loudest in the Clan
  • Shogun Business
  • Shogun Doug
  • Shogun His Age
  • Shogun Me the Money
  • Shogun No Mercy to Leftovers
  • Shogun of Snacks
  • Shogun of the Awkward Pause
  • Shogun of the Back Seat
  • Shogun of the Break Room
  • Shogun of the Group Chat
  • Shogun of the Scratching Post
  • Shogun of the Snooze Button
  • Shogun Pug

S, continued

  • Shogun Sharon, Head of the HOA
  • Shogun Shih Tzu
  • Shogun Some Restraint
  • Shogun Stopper
  • Shogun Tell
  • Shogun the Breeze
  • Shogun Up Fashionably Late
  • Shogun's Third Backup Advisor
  • ShogunMom
  • ShogunSaysNo
  • Shoji of the Sliding Door Incident
  • Shuichi Who Alphabetized the Armory
  • Shuji, Captain of the Carpool
  • Silent as a Dropped Helmet
  • Silent Pond, Loud Frog

S, continued

  • Sir Naps on the Armor
  • Sir Slices-a-Lot
  • SirSwingAndMiss
  • Skip the Spear Carrier
  • Sleeves Too Long for Swordplay
  • Sliced His Own Sleeve
  • Slicer of Watermelons at Festivals
  • Slipped on a Cherry Petal
  • SnackBreakSamurai
  • Snail Messenger, Arriving Spring
  • SneezingSamurai
  • Sniffles the Sentinel
  • Snoozy the Sentry
  • Snow Monkey Ignoring Advice

S, continued

  • Son of the Castle Cook
  • Songs Are Not Sung of Him
  • Sora, Watcher of Clouds on Duty
  • Sosuke, Squire of the Shallow End
  • Sota the Somewhat Stealthy
  • Sovereign of the Sandbox
  • Spare a Daimyo
  • Sparkle Sword Sue
  • Sparrow Who Skipped Practice
  • Spear of Gentle Suggestion
  • Spear Pointing the Wrong Way
  • Spear Too Long for the Hallway
  • Spearman Spencer
  • SpeedrunShogun
  • Spilled the Tea on the Battle Plans

S, continued

  • Splitter of Firewood, Mostly
  • Spreadsheet Swordsman
  • Spring Rain Through a Leaky Roof
  • Sprout the Small but Sharp
  • Squeaky Sandals
  • Squeaky Shoulder Plate
  • Stabbed the Tatami by Accident
  • Stance of the Startled Crane
  • Standard-Bearer Stanley
  • Steady as a Three-Legged Warhorse
  • Steeped in Honor
  • Steward of the Seven Houseplants
  • Still Water, Running Late
  • Stoic Until Stubbed Toe

S, continued

  • Stompy the Stout
  • Stone Garden, One Stone Missing
  • Stop on a Daimyo
  • Stray Ronin of the Fish Market
  • Strong as Weak Tea
  • Student of the Blade, Failing
  • Subscription Box Shogun
  • Sumiko, Solver of Everyone's Problems
  • Sumiko, Sovereign of the Corner Seat
  • Summer Grass, Mosquito Bites
  • Sunrise Seen from Under the Blanket
  • Supreme Commander of the Sock Drawer
  • Surrendered to a Goose
  • Susumu the Slow to Advance
  • Sweet Bean Bun Bandit

S, continued

  • Swept the Dojo, Learned Nothing
  • Swishy Blade Sally
  • Sword Is at the Cleaners
  • Sword Loser
  • Sword of Passive Aggression
  • Sword Subject
  • Sword Thumb
  • Swordless in the Rain
  • SwordlessWonder
  • SwordNotFound
  • Swordsman Sheldon
  • Swordsmith's Loudest Critic
  • Sworn Retainer, Unpaid Intern
  • Sworn to Protect, Slept In
  • Sworn to the Clan, Devoted to Brunch

T: 84 names

  • Tabby of the Tatami
  • Tadashi the Tediously Correct
  • Taichi, First Through the Buffet
  • Taiga, Tiger of the Lunch Line
  • Tail Wagging Vanguard
  • Takao Who Talks to His Horse
  • Takashi Who Brought a Ladle
  • Takeo Who Trained with a Broom
  • Takeshi the Technically Undefeated
  • Takumi the Tastefully Dented
  • Takuya, Lord of the Lower Bunk
  • Talent Shogun Runner-Up
  • Tamer of the Tangled Bowstring
  • Tangerine Peeler of the North Gate

T, continued

  • Taro the Tired
  • Tatsuo Who Tells the Same War Story
  • Tatsuya the Temporarily Fierce
  • Tax Season Warrior
  • Tea First, Battle Later
  • TeamTopknot
  • Teapot Lid Shield
  • Technique of the Falling Leaf, Literally
  • Ted of the Two Swords, One Lost
  • Tells War Stories to Pigeons
  • Ten Thousand Stars, Zero Plans
  • Teppei Who Tripped Over the Truce Flag
  • Terrier of the Dug-Up Garden
  • Terror of Straw Targets

T, continued

  • Teruo, Foe of Squeaky Floors
  • Tetsuya, Defender of the Good Parking Spot
  • The Ballad Has One Verse
  • The Bamboo Won
  • The Clan's Only Volunteer
  • The Daimyo's Nephew
  • The General's Least Favorite Son
  • The Hero's Older, Slower Brother
  • The Honorable Out of Office
  • The Horse Writes Better Poems
  • The Practice Dummy's Rival
  • The Shogun Must Go On
  • The Slightly Honorable Daichi
  • The Unready Blade

T, continued

  • The Vet Is My Nemesis
  • The Warlord's Brother-in-Law
  • Third Cousin of a Famous Swordsman
  • Third Cup of Tea Swordsman
  • Thousand Leaves, One Rake
  • Thousand Practice Swings, All Misses
  • Thunder on the Mountain of Laundry
  • Tide Going Out with My Good Sandal
  • Tied His Sandals Together
  • Tied in Topknots
  • Tim of the Tiny Topknot
  • Tiny Helmet, Big Ears
  • Tippy Toes the Guard
  • Todd, Lord of the Cul-de-Sac

T, continued

  • Tomio, Warden of the Umbrella Stand
  • Tomomi Who Befriended the Enemy Scout
  • Tomoya, Conqueror of the Stairs
  • Too Much Armor, Cannot Sit
  • TooTiredToDuel
  • Topknot Came Undone
  • Topknot Caught in the Door
  • Topknot Notch
  • Topknot on a Video Call
  • Topknot Tom
  • TopknotTerror
  • Topsy Turvy Topknot
  • Tortoise of the Slow Charge
  • Toru Who Walked Through the Paper Door

T, continued

  • Toshio, Tardy to Every Duel
  • Trained Under a Waterfall, Caught a Cold
  • Trimmer of the Clan Hedges
  • Tripped on His Own Scabbard
  • Tumble the Tough
  • Turn on a Daimyo
  • Turtle Crossing the Battlefield Slowly
  • TutorialSamurai
  • Twilight Over Unfolded Laundry
  • Twinkle Toes Swordsman
  • Twirl the Terrific
  • Two Cranes, One Opinion
  • Two Left Sandals
  • Two-Factor Samurai

U: 7 names

  • Ume Who Outlived Three Warlords
  • Uncle Rick, Wandering Ronin
  • Undefeated, Never Fought
  • Unshakable, Slightly Shaking
  • Unsheathed with Great Difficulty
  • Up and Ronin
  • Up in Armor

V: 7 names

  • Vanquisher of the Jar Lid
  • Vassal of the Vending Machine
  • Vassal Vince
  • Veteran of One Skirmish
  • Village Samurai, Part-Time Fisherman
  • Visor Fogged Up
  • Vow of Silence, Broke It Immediately

W: 31 names

  • Waddle the Watchful
  • Wandering Swordsman, Lives Nearby
  • War Drum Out of Tune
  • War Face Needs Work
  • War Fan, Mostly for the Heat
  • Warden of the Leftovers
  • Warden of the Western Hedge
  • Warlord of the Homeowners Meeting
  • Warlord of the Waiting Room
  • Warlord of the Whiteboard

W, continued

  • Warlord Walter, Retired
  • Warlord Wayne
  • Warlord, Semi-Retired
  • Warrior of the Long Lunch
  • Warrior of the Parking Garage
  • Way of the Sleepy Tiger
  • Wears Armor to Weddings
  • Whoosh the Swift
  • Wiggle the Watchman
  • Will Fight for Snacks

W, continued

  • Willow Weeping Over Spilled Tea
  • Wind in the Pines, Sand in the Sandals
  • Winner of the Kite Festival, Once
  • Winter Wind Up the Left Sleeve
  • Wisteria Hanging Over the Wrong Fence
  • Wobbly the Warrior
  • Won Once, Mentions It Daily
  • Wonky Helmet Wally
  • Wooden Sword, Wooden Performance
  • Worst Student of the Best Teacher
  • Writes Poems About His Horse

Y: 18 names

  • Yasuo, Patron of Long Naps
  • Yasushi Who Bargains Before Every Duel
  • Yawny the Yeoman
  • Yayoi Who Schedules Battles for Spring
  • Yelled Charge, Went Home
  • Yohei, Commander of the Rear Guard's Rear
  • Yoshiko, Dame of Perfect Posture
  • Yoshio the Yawning
  • Younger Brother of the Hero

Y, continued

  • Your Honor, I Object
  • Yui the Underestimated
  • Yuichi of the Borrowed Helmet
  • Yuji Who Brings a Cushion to Sieges
  • Yukiko Who Refuses to March in Snow
  • Yukio, Rider of the Reluctant Horse
  • Yuma, Tamer of One Stubborn Mule
  • Yusuke the Usually Lost
  • Yuto the Unusually Calm About It

Z: 1 name

  • Zoom the Zigzag Swordsman