Funny Ninja Name Generator

Silly ninja names for parties, gamers and clumsy rogues

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Generate funny ninja names built on the gap between deadly stealth and ordinary failure: Sir Trips-a-Lot, Ninjabread Man, Kevin the Unseen, Shadow of the Break Room. All 1,000 are clean enough for a kids' party, with puns, mock titles, failed-stealth reports and edgy names played straight.

About funny ninja names

A ninja is supposed to be silent, unseen and deadly, so the quickest way to a funny ninja name is to break one of those three promises. Kevin the Unseen is funny because Kevin is such an ordinary name. Gary the Mildly Dangerous keeps the grand epithet and lets the air out of it. Knocked Over the Vase turns the whole mission report into a name. The joke is always on the movie cliché of the perfect assassin, and on the gap between the legend and what really happened on the roof.

The 1,000 names here come in distinct flavors, so rerolls stay varied. There are puns on ninja, dojo, katana, shuriken and nunchuck (Ninjabread Man, Kata-strophe, Dojo Not Disturb), failed-stealth reports, mock epithets, ordinary people with enormous titles (Ninja Master Gary, Her Stealthiness Deborah), food and animal ninjas, office and suburban ninjas (Shadow of the Break Room), badly dressed ninjas (The Beige Ninja), pun full names (Justin Visible), rhymes, and edgy names played completely straight (Darkblade Nightshadow the Third).

Everything is clean enough for a children's party. Say a name out loud before you choose: the best ones still work when shouted across a garden or typed as a gamer tag.

How to choose funny ninja names

  • Pair the biggest title with the most ordinary first name: Grandmaster Keith and Shadow Lord Brenda work because the rank and the person do not match.
  • For kids' parties and name tags, pick the food, animal and silly names (Stealth Sloth, Wiggles the Ninja, Captain Smoke Bomb). They are easy to read aloud and easy to remember.
  • For the tabletop character who keeps failing stealth rolls, use a failed-stealth name such as Stepped on a Twig or Sneezed in the Rafters and let the party call them that for the rest of the campaign.
  • Edgy names are funniest played straight. Introduce Shadowfang Deathwhisper with a serious face and never explain the joke.
  • For a gamer tag, close up the spaces (NinjabreadMan, StealthSloth) and check the platform yourself, since any handle may already be taken there.

Frequently asked questions

What makes a ninja name funny?

Contrast. A ninja name promises silence, speed and danger, so a name that keeps the dramatic shape but delivers something harmless reads as a joke at once. Ninja Master Gary, Intern of Darkness and Ninja in Crocs and Socks all work that way.

Are these ninja names suitable for a kids' party?

Yes. The list stays away from gore and crude humor, and the jokes are about ninja clichés such as smoke bombs, rooftops and black masks. Names like Crouching Chicken, Sir Trips-a-Lot and Captain Smoke Bomb suit party games, name tags and team lists.

Can I use a funny ninja name for a D&D character or a gamer tag?

Yes. These are joke names in a ninja style, so they fit a comedy rogue, a monk or a team roster. Some are well-worn puns you may have met before. For a tag, remove the spaces and check the rules and the sign-up form of your platform.

Where can I find serious ninja names instead?

Use the Ninja Name Generator for shinobi and kunoichi names and the Ninja Nickname Generator for code names and epithets. The Ninja Clan Name Generator names the whole clan.

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This is the complete list the generator above draws its random batches from, sorted A to Z and grouped by first letter.

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A: 36 names

  • Abe Who Cannot Whistle Quietly
  • Acting Shadow, Pending Review
  • Admiral Pillow Fight
  • Afraid of His Own Shadow
  • Agnes the Unimpressed
  • Airplane Mode Assassin
  • Alan Smokedragon
  • Alvin the All Thumbs
  • Alvin, Avatar of Stealth
  • Ambush in a Bush
  • Ambush Planning Committee
  • Ann Onymous

A, continued

  • Announced Himself at the Gate
  • Applesauce Ambush
  • Apprentice Lurker
  • Approved Shrubbery
  • Archninja Pamela
  • Armadillo Tuck and Roll
  • Arnold the Afraid of the Dark
  • Arnold, Sworn Blade of the East Gate
  • Art Ofwar
  • Ash Ashes of Ashes
  • Ashviper Applegate
  • Asked if Anyone Saw That

A, continued

  • Asked the Guard for Directions
  • Assassin Alpaca
  • Assassin Nine to Five
  • Assassin of the Cul-de-Sac
  • Assassin's Cheesecake
  • Assassin's Plus One
  • Assistant to the Regional Ninja
  • Associate Vanisher
  • Auntie Ambush
  • Ava Who Is Still Counting to One Hundred
  • Avenger of His Fallen Goldfish
  • Azrael Nightfall

B: 60 names

  • Baby Assassin (Needs a Nap)
  • Backflipped into a Gong
  • Backup Ninja
  • Badger of the Back Fence
  • Bagel of Shadows
  • Baked Potato in a Black Mask
  • Balaclava or Baklava
  • Bane of All Things Bright
  • Barbecue Tongs of Fury
  • Barnaby Voidwalker-Jones
  • Baron von Tiptoe
  • Barry Hidden
  • Barry Quiet
  • Barry the Under-Rehearsed
  • Barry, Hand of the Unseen

B, continued

  • Bat Out of Bed
  • Bea Who Dropped the Scroll in the Moat
  • Bedhead the Brave
  • Below the Black Belt
  • Belt and Suspenders
  • Belt Still in the Wash
  • Bernice Ironwhisper
  • Bert the Bumped Into Everything
  • Beryl the Suspiciously Calm
  • Beryl, Last of Her Clan
  • Big Sister Roundhouse
  • Biscuit of Vengeance
  • Black Belt Beagle
  • Black Belt, Honorary
  • Black Lotus Lloyd (Hay Fever)

B, continued

  • Blade of the Homeowners Association
  • Blade Wade in the Shade
  • Bladewind Buttersworth
  • Bleak Winterborn
  • Bloodraven Biddle
  • Blur and Purr
  • Bo Staffer
  • Bo Who Thought It Was a Costume Party
  • Boing the Brave
  • Bonk the Unseen
  • Book Club Infiltrator
  • Boots on the Wrong Feet
  • Brave Dave in a Cave
  • Breathes Like an Accordion
  • Brenda the Occasionally Silent

B, continued

  • Brenda Voidstrike
  • Brigadier of Backflips
  • Brooding Intensifies
  • Brother of the Chosen One
  • Brought a Flashlight
  • Brought Wind Chimes
  • Brussels Scout
  • Bryn Who Insists on a Dramatic Pause
  • Bubbles the Black Belt
  • Bumble the Bold
  • Bumblebee in Black
  • Burrito of the Night
  • Burt Who Fell Asleep in the Tree
  • Bus Stop Blur
  • Butter Fingers McBlade

C: 48 names

  • Cadet Crouch
  • Cafeteria Phantom
  • Cal Who Dropped the Bag of Marbles
  • Camo Flaws
  • Camouflaged for the Wrong Season
  • Captain Loud Landing
  • Captain Smoke Bomb
  • Carl Who Forgot His Mask
  • Carol the Fashionably Late
  • Carrie Oakey Ambush
  • Cat Burglar's Dog
  • Cecil the Second Best

C, continued

  • Certified Rooftop Pedestrian
  • Chaperone of Shadows
  • Cheese Stick Nunchucks
  • Cheryl Stormfist
  • Chester the Chatty
  • Chief Vanisher Murray
  • Chief Whisper Officer
  • Chihuahua of a Thousand Barks
  • Chris P. Landing
  • Cinnamon Roll Out
  • Clan Social Secretary
  • Clang Gang

C, continued

  • Clapped at the Wrong Moment
  • Clarence Darkfeather
  • Clive the Faintly Menacing
  • Clyde the Creaky
  • Clyde, Champion of the Hidden Village
  • Cobra Crumplebottom
  • Cold Pizza at Dawn
  • Colin the Generally Harmless
  • Colonel Quiet Kaboom
  • Corgi in the Shadows
  • Corporal Clumsy
  • Coughed During the Ambush

C, continued

  • Count Peekaboo
  • Covert Art
  • Craig Thunderlotus
  • Creak Freak
  • Crouch Grouch
  • Crouching Chicken
  • Crouton Under Cover of Soup
  • Crow Bitterwind
  • Crumb Trail
  • Crunched a Chip at Midnight
  • Cupcake of Doom
  • Cutting Remarks

D: 69 names

  • Dagger Swagger
  • Dame Tina of the Tightrope
  • Dangling from the Rafters Since Tuesday
  • Dark Mark from the Park
  • Darkblade Nightshadow the Third
  • Darklord Vernon
  • Darkness Incarnate (Part-Time)
  • Darkstar Dunwoody
  • Darren Bloodmoon
  • Dart Attack
  • Deadly Deb (Weekends Only)
  • Deafening Silence
  • Dean of the Dojo

D, continued

  • Death's Other Shadow
  • Death's Whisper Maureen
  • Death's Whisper's Roommate
  • Deathblade Henderson
  • Deathlotus Dobson
  • Deathstalker Grimshade
  • Debbie Darkwater
  • Decoy Meets World
  • Dee Coy
  • Denise Thornshadow
  • Dennis the Loudly Breathing
  • Dennis Who Announces His Entrance
  • Deputy Head of Lurking
  • Derek the Barely Hidden

D, continued

  • Detention Escape Artist
  • Dina Who Sneezes in Threes
  • Dirge Mournblade
  • Disappearing Ink Stain
  • Disguise the Limit
  • Disguised as a Louder Bush
  • Dizzy Spin Kick
  • Do Not Disturb Mode
  • Doctor Hide and Seek
  • Doctor of Ninjutsu, Online Degree
  • Doctor Shh
  • Dodgeball Assassin
  • Dojo a Favor
  • Dojo Believe in Magic

D, continued

  • Dojo Bozo
  • Dojo Dare
  • Dojo Even Lift
  • Dojo Have a Minute
  • Dojo Know Who I Am
  • Dojo Mind
  • Dojo Mojo
  • Dojo Not Disturb
  • Dojo Receptionist
  • Dojo Remember Me
  • Dojo Worry About It
  • Dolores the Done by Nine
  • Dolores, Duchess of Dusk
  • Doris the Deadly in Theory

D, continued

  • Dot the Afraid of Heights
  • Doug the Not Quite Invisible
  • Doughnut Disturb
  • Draven Doomsworn
  • Dread Shinobi Trevor
  • Dread Silence
  • Driveway Somersault Champion
  • Dropped the Smoke Bomb Early
  • Duck and Cover
  • Duke of Dodge
  • Dull Blade, Sharp Wit
  • Dusk Doomblade
  • Dustin Rafters
  • Dwayne Coldblade

E: 20 names

  • Earl E. Exit
  • Earl Who Clears His Throat First
  • Eaves Dropped
  • Edna the Eventually Silent
  • Edna, Keeper of the Forbidden Scroll
  • Elder Assassin Norman
  • Elephant in the Dojo
  • Elevator Small Talk Evader
  • Ella Vator Shaft
  • Ember Ashenblood

E, continued

  • Emberstrike Entwhistle
  • Emergency Contact of the Clan
  • Escape Room Regular
  • Eternal Midnight Rain
  • Ethel the Eternal
  • Eugene Shadowlotus
  • Evil Twin, the Nice One
  • Exalted Shadow Clive
  • Exit, Pursued by a Guard
  • Ezra Who Texts During the Mission

F: 23 names

  • Fang Bloodfang
  • Fearless Frank (Mostly)
  • Feathers McStabby
  • Felix, Fist of the North Fence
  • Fell Through the Skylight
  • Ferret of Fury
  • Fidget the Fearsome
  • Field Trip Stowaway
  • Fig Roll of Fury
  • First Officer of the Fog
  • Five O'Clock Shadow

F, continued

  • Flapjack Sneak Attack
  • Fleet Feet Pete
  • Flip Kick Rick
  • Flop the Fearless
  • Forgot to Whisper
  • Forgot Which Shadow Was His
  • Formerly Fearsome Fergus
  • Fran the Frankly Obvious
  • Fright Night Dwight
  • Frostfang Featherstone
  • Fully Qualified Bush
  • Fuzzy Slippers

G: 40 names

  • Garage Door Ghost
  • Garden Gnome Impersonator
  • Gary Deathwhisper
  • Gary the Mildly Dangerous
  • Gecko with a Grudge
  • General Giggle Fit
  • Gertrude Silentdoom
  • Ghost Captain Ralph
  • Ghost of Accounts Payable
  • Ghost of the Group Project
  • Ghost Step Gwen (New Shoes)
  • Ghostfang Fitzgerald
  • Giggles McStealth

G, continued

  • Gil Who Read the Scroll Upside Down
  • Gladys the Unstoppable Until Lunch
  • Glenda the Often Noticed
  • Gloom Graveborn
  • Gloria (Semi-Retired)
  • Goldfish of Great Patience
  • Gone in Sixty Minutes
  • Goose of the Silent Honk
  • Gordon Silentfang
  • Got Caught in the Curtains
  • Gouda Night
  • Graham Ghoststep
  • Grandmaster Keith

G, continued

  • Grandpa Throwing Star
  • Grant Entry
  • Grapple Sauce
  • Grappling Hook Came Back
  • Grappling Hook Safety Officer
  • Gravy Boat Getaway
  • Greta the Gently Threatening
  • Grim Jim
  • Grimdark Edgelord
  • Grimfang Gallagher
  • Guinea Pig of Doom
  • Gus the Good Enough
  • Gus Who Got Lost in the Smoke
  • Gwen Who Narrates Her Own Stealth

H: 35 names

  • Hall Monitor of Darkness
  • Hamster of the Hidden Sock Drawer
  • Hank the Hard to Miss
  • Havoc Ruinbringer
  • Hazel the Half Asleep
  • He Who Walks Alone (With Two Friends)
  • Head of Sneaking, North Region
  • Hedge Trimmer of Destiny
  • Hedgehog Roll
  • Her Stealthiness Deborah
  • Herb the Allergic to Smoke Bombs

H, continued

  • Hiccup of Doom
  • Hid Behind a Smaller Thing
  • Hid in the Glass Cabinet
  • Hidden Hippo
  • Hide and Glide Clyde
  • Hide and Go Sleep
  • Hide and Squeak
  • Hiding Spot Already Taken
  • High Sensei Derek
  • His Silence Geoffrey
  • Holy Smoke Bomb
  • Hood Winked

H, continued

  • Hook, Line and Stealthier
  • Hoot in the Dark
  • Hope Who Hopes Nobody Looks Up
  • Hortense Nightviper
  • Howard the Nearly Lethal
  • Howard, Scourge of the Rooftops
  • Howler Monkey on Stakeout
  • Hugh Cantseeme
  • Hugh Who Blends In with Daylight
  • Hummed the Whole Way In
  • Humphrey Ghostblade
  • Hush Rush

I: 8 names

  • Ima Ghost
  • Incognito Mode
  • Intern of Darkness
  • Invisible Irma (Clearly Visible)
  • Irene the Easily Distracted
  • Irene, Oracle of the Dojo
  • Iron Fist Iris (Wrist Brace)
  • Ivana Vanish

J: 10 names

  • Janet the Unexpectedly Loud
  • Jeb Who Only Knows One Move
  • Jim Nastics
  • Jingles for Some Reason
  • Joan of the Seven Smoke Bombs
  • Joy Who Left Her Sword on the Bus
  • Joyce Grimlotus
  • June Who Hid Too Well and Got Left Behind
  • Junior Vice Shadow
  • Justin Visible

K: 21 names

  • Kangaroo Kick
  • Kat Burglar
  • Kata Long Story Short
  • Kata Pillar
  • Kata Wampus
  • Kata-strophe
  • Katana Banana
  • Katana Believe It
  • Katana Do Attitude
  • Katana Split

K, continued

  • Keeper of the Spare Masks
  • Keith Emberfist
  • Keith the Easily Startled
  • Kevin Nightshade-Johnson
  • Kevin the Unseen
  • Kick Flip Chip Dip
  • Killian Coldstare
  • Kip Who Waits for the Crosswalk
  • Knife to Meet You
  • Knocked Over the Vase
  • Knows You Can See Him

L: 53 names

  • Lady Falls-a-Lot
  • Lady Gladys of the Long Night
  • Lady Hush Puppy
  • Laminator of Souls
  • Landed on the Cat
  • Lars Who Emerged from the Wrong Barrel
  • Late Nate at the Gate
  • Laughed at His Own Disguise
  • Lawn Mower of Vengeance
  • Leaf Blower at Dawn
  • Leap and Weep
  • Left a Business Card
  • Left Muddy Footprints

L, continued

  • Left the Ladder Behind
  • Leftover Lasagna Larry
  • Legendary Lou (Citation Needed)
  • Lemon Drop Kick
  • Leon, Lion of the Ledge
  • Leonard Mistfang
  • Les Noise
  • Lethal Ethel
  • Lettuce Not Be Seen
  • Level One Rogue with a Headband
  • Librarian of the Silent Fist
  • Licensed to Tiptoe
  • Lieutenant Lurk

L, continued

  • Lightning Larry (Buffering)
  • Linda the Somewhat Stealthy
  • Lionel the Last to Arrive
  • Lionel, Prince of Rafters
  • Little Brother Backflip
  • Little Miss Vanish
  • Liz Who Apologizes After Each Strike
  • Locked Himself Out
  • Lois Who Brought Snacks to the Ambush
  • Lone Wolf with Friends
  • Long Lost Twin of the Assassin
  • Lookout, Unpaid
  • Lord Edgington Blade

L, continued

  • Lord High Lurker Ian
  • Lord of the Eaves, Stuart
  • Lorraine Duskviper
  • Lou Kout
  • Louise the Lost Again
  • Louise, Fury of the Bamboo Grove
  • Lucien Darkwhisper
  • Lucky Star Thrower
  • Luke Out Below
  • Lurk and Smirk
  • Lurk Smarter, Not Harder
  • Lurk the Jerk
  • Lurker of the Loading Dock
  • Lyle Who Does His Own Sound Effects

M: 44 names

  • Mabel the Mostly Shadow
  • Mabel, Queen of the Night Shift
  • Mac and Sneeze
  • Mae Who Rehearsed in the Mirror
  • Magistrate of Mayhem Dale
  • Major Somersault
  • Malcolm Frostviper
  • Malice Nightbloom
  • Mama Tiptoe
  • Manager of Mysterious Disappearances
  • Marjorie Venomstep
  • Marshmallow Fist
  • Mask Me Anything
  • Mask on Backwards

M, continued

  • Mason Jar of Smoke
  • Master of Disguise (Wearing a Hat)
  • Master of None
  • Master of the Back Row
  • Maureen the Briefly Terrifying
  • Mavis Who Brought the Squeaky Wheelbarrow
  • Mean Dean Unseen
  • Meeting That Could Have Been an Ambush
  • Meg Who Hums the Theme Music
  • Menace of the Morning Meeting
  • Midnight Mel (Morning Person)
  • Midnight Midnighterson
  • Mildred Bladestorm
  • Minister of Tiptoes
  • Minivan in the Night

M, continued

  • Miss Sneak-a-Peek
  • Miss Terry Shadows
  • Mister Nobody Saw Me
  • Mister Whisper Pants
  • Mistress of Smoke, Glenda
  • Misty Night
  • Mole in the Dojo
  • Moonreaper Montgomery
  • Moose in the Rafters
  • Mort the Short of Breath
  • Mort, Bearer of the Cursed Blade
  • Mum's the Word
  • Mute Button Master
  • My Parents Named Me Blade
  • Myra, Mother of Ambushes

N: 82 names

  • Nan Who Brought the Grandkids
  • Nana Nunchuck
  • Nap Time Assassin
  • Narwhal of the Night
  • Ned Who Is Definitely Behind You
  • Neighborhood Watch Dropout
  • Nell Who Giggles Under Pressure
  • Never Smiles
  • Neville Ironshade
  • Nigel the Almost Unseen
  • Night Commander Linda
  • Night Fright Light
  • Night Terror Neil (Bed by Ten)

N, continued

  • Nightclaw Nettleton
  • Ninja Asking for the Manager
  • Ninja Carrying Too Many Bags
  • Ninja Come Lately
  • Ninja Eating Chips
  • Ninja Edition, Limited
  • Ninja Ginger
  • Ninja in a Bathrobe
  • Ninja in a Onesie
  • Ninja in Corduroy
  • Ninja in Crocs and Socks
  • Ninja in Dad Jeans
  • Ninja in Flip-Flops
  • Ninja in High-Visibility Orange

N, continued

  • Ninja in Light-Up Sneakers
  • Ninja in Rain Boots
  • Ninja in Training Wheels
  • Ninja Llama
  • Ninja Looking for Parking
  • Ninja Master Gary
  • Ninja Number Two (Disputed)
  • Ninja of Few Skills
  • Ninja of the Month, Twice
  • Ninja of the Parent Portal
  • Ninja of the Shared Calendar
  • Ninja on a Gap Year
  • Ninja on a Pogo Stick
  • Ninja on a Unicycle

N, continued

  • Ninja on Hold
  • Ninja on Roller Skates
  • Ninja Pending Approval
  • Ninja Reading the Manual
  • Ninja Running Late
  • Ninja Stuck in Traffic
  • Ninja Third Grade
  • Ninja Vu
  • Ninja with a Bicycle Bell
  • Ninja with a Clipboard
  • Ninja with a Fanny Pack
  • Ninja with a Head Cold
  • Ninja with a Lanyard

N, continued

  • Ninja with a Rolling Suitcase
  • Ninja with a Tuba
  • Ninja with an Umbrella Hat
  • Ninja with Jazz Hands
  • Ninja's Emergency Babysitter
  • Ninja, Second Class
  • Ninjabber
  • Ninjabread Man
  • Ninjalapeno
  • Ninjammies
  • Ninjanuity
  • Ninjellybean
  • Ninjitters
  • Ninjoyable

N, continued

  • Ninjured
  • Noah Sound
  • Nora the Not It
  • Nora, Dragon of the West Stairwell
  • Norman the Heavy-Footed
  • Not It
  • Now You See Me, Still See Me
  • Nunchuck It in the Bin
  • Nunchuck Luck
  • Nunchuck Nugget
  • Nunchuck Out the Trash
  • Nunchuck Roast
  • Nunchuck Steak
  • Nunchuck Wagon

O: 15 names

  • Obsidian Voidwalker
  • Oh No Joe
  • Old Man Stealth
  • Olga Who Is Louder in Socks
  • Olive in the Shadows
  • Ollie Ollie Oxen Free
  • Onyx Coldsteel
  • Orange Belt, Barely
  • Orphan of the Storm Clan
  • Otis the Overconfident
  • Otis, Shadow of Shadows
  • Otter Disaster
  • Out of Office Assassin
  • Out of Sight, Out of Breath
  • Owen Nothing

P: 55 names

  • Paige Turner of Scrolls
  • Pain Lastname
  • Pam the Reasonably Quiet
  • Pancake Flip Kick
  • Pandamonium on the Rooftop
  • Papa Shuriken
  • Parking Lot Prowler
  • Parrot Who Repeats the Plan
  • Parsley Visible
  • Pat Rolman
  • Pat Who Says Ninja Vanish Out Loud
  • Patio Furniture Parkour Expert
  • Paula the Out of Position

P, continued

  • Paws of Mild Fury
  • Peanut Brittle Bones
  • Peas and Quiet
  • Peek and Shriek
  • Peek Performance
  • Peekaboo Master
  • Penguin in a Black Suit Already
  • Pepperoni Phantom
  • Percival Duskblade
  • Phantom General Janet
  • Phantom Griefblade
  • Phantom of the Photocopier
  • Phantom Phil (Left a Forwarding Address)
  • Phil the Faint of Heart

P, continued

  • Phil, Chosen of the Moon
  • Phone Went Off in the Vents
  • Phyllis the Politely Deadly
  • Phyllis, Terror of the Moat
  • Pickle in the Dark
  • Pigeon on the Ledge
  • Pin Drop
  • Pinky Promise of Vengeance
  • Pitfall Guy
  • Platypus of Confusion
  • Playground Phantom
  • Pogo the Pouncer
  • Pointless Dagger
  • Poison Dart Patty (Just Darts Now)

P, continued

  • Polka Dot Phantom
  • Polly Vault
  • Pop Quiz Dodger
  • Popcorn Under Pressure
  • Possum Playing Ninja
  • Pretzel Shadow
  • Princess Karate Chop
  • Printer Jam Avenger
  • Private Eyes Closed
  • Probationary Assassin
  • Professor of Applied Lurking
  • Professor Tippy Toes
  • Prowl and Howl
  • Pug of War

Q: 3 names

  • Quartermaster of Quiet
  • Queen Cartwheel
  • Quiet Riot of One

R: 37 names

  • Raccoon in the Recycling
  • Radish in the Rafters
  • Rae Who Is Just Here for the Outfit
  • Raise the Roof Quietly
  • Raisin Suspicion
  • Ralph the Poorly Hidden
  • Ran into the Paper Wall
  • Raven Ravencroft of the Raven Clan
  • Razorwind Ramsbottom
  • Ready or Not
  • Reaper of the Recycling Bin
  • Recess Ronin

R, continued

  • Regional Director of Hush
  • Reply-All Assassin
  • Requiem Blackwater
  • Retired Assassin Gerald
  • Rhoda Rooftop
  • Rhonda the Rooftop-Averse
  • Rhonda, Empress of Ambush
  • Rick O'Shay
  • Rob Who Packed the Wrong Smoke Bombs
  • Robin Roofs
  • Rodney the Rustling
  • Roger the Twice Spotted

R, continued

  • Roger, First of His Clan
  • Roll Patrol Noel
  • Roof Goof
  • Rooftop Ray (Ground Floor Only)
  • Rope Dope
  • Rope-a-Nope
  • Roy Who Looked Right at the Guard
  • Roz the Reluctant
  • Roz, Right Hand of the Night
  • Ruin Starless
  • Rustle Leaves
  • Rustles When He Walks
  • Ruth Who Returned the Stolen Scroll

S: 152 names

  • Sable Nightingale
  • Sage of the Snack Drawer
  • Said Shh Too Loudly
  • Sandy Footprints
  • Sat on the Alarm Bell
  • Scar Scarson
  • School Play Tree Number Two
  • Science Fair Saboteur
  • Scone Without a Trace
  • Scourge of the Supply Closet
  • Scroll Troll
  • Seasonal Assassin
  • Seat Belt Sensei

S, continued

  • Secretary of Stealth
  • Senior Rooftop Consultant
  • Sensei and Sensibility
  • Sensei Cheese
  • Sensei Later
  • Sensei No Evil
  • Sensei of Humor
  • Sensei Something
  • Sensei What You Did There
  • Sensei-tional
  • Sentinel of the Stapler
  • Sergeant Shush
  • Shade Shadeson
  • Shadow Lord Brenda

S, continued

  • Shadow Lord Gravy
  • Shadow of a Doubt
  • Shadow of the Break Room
  • Shadow of the Lost and Found
  • Shadow of the Self-Checkout
  • Shadow Poodle
  • Shadow Puppet Master
  • Shadow Scout, Two Badges
  • Shadow Walker (Daytime Hours)
  • Shadow Was Facing the Wrong Way
  • Shadow's Shadow's Shadow
  • Shadowfang Deathwhisper
  • Shady Brady
  • Sharon the Moderately Deadly

S, continued

  • Sharp Dresser
  • Shay D. Corner
  • Sheila, Whisperer of Doom
  • Shingle and Ready to Mingle
  • Shinobi Emeritus
  • Shirley Nightlotus
  • Shogun's Nightmare Terry
  • Shrimp of the Shadows
  • Shuri-Can't
  • Shuriken Do Better
  • Shuriken Not Stirred
  • Shuriken Tell
  • Shuriken Try
  • Shuriken't Help It

S, continued

  • Sid Who Never Read the Clan Handbook
  • Signed the Guest Book
  • Silas Grimveil
  • Silent Admiral Marge
  • Silent But Crumbly
  • Silent Hand of Human Resources
  • Silent Partner of the Bake Sale
  • Silent Sam (Talks Constantly)
  • Silent Seagull
  • Silent Treatment
  • Silent Violet
  • Sir Bumps-a-Lot
  • Sir Cecil of the Throwing Stars
  • Sir Hides-a-Little

S, continued

  • Sir Loin of Stealth
  • Sir Trips-a-Lot
  • Skippy Shadowpants
  • Skulk and Sulk
  • Slash and Dash and Crash
  • Slink and Wink
  • Slug of Lightning
  • Sly Entrance
  • Sly Guy in the Sky
  • Smoke Alarm
  • Smoke and Joke
  • Smoke Bomb Smoothie
  • Smoke Bomb Technician

S, continued

  • Smoke Bomb Was Just Flour
  • Smoke Break
  • Smoke Cleared, Still There
  • Snail Trail of Evidence
  • Sneak Preview
  • Sneaking Suspicion
  • Sneaky Beaky
  • Sneaky Freaky Friday
  • Sneezed in the Rafters
  • Sneezy Shadow
  • Snored on Stakeout
  • Snuggle Fist
  • Sock Puppet of Doom
  • Somebody's Dad in a Balaclava

S, continued

  • Somebody's Little Brother
  • Somersaulted into the Koi Pond
  • Sorrow Nevermore
  • Soulreaper Ashfall
  • Splat the Mighty
  • Spreadsheet Samurai Wannabe
  • Sprinkler Dodger
  • Sprinkles the Fierce
  • Sprint and Splint
  • Spud in Black
  • Squad Leader of One
  • Squirrel with a Plan
  • Squish the Silent
  • Stairwell Master

S, continued

  • Stan the Still Learning
  • Stan, Destroyer of Quiet Evenings
  • Star of the Show, Unfortunately
  • Stare and Scare Claire
  • Steady Freddy Not Ready
  • Stealth and Safety
  • Stealth Bomber Jacket
  • Stealth Check Failed
  • Stealth Commuter
  • Stealth Coordinator
  • Stealth Expert (Self-Described)
  • Stealth Food
  • Stealth Insurance
  • Stealth Is Wealth

S, continued

  • Stealth Mode Meerkat
  • Stealth Mode Not Found
  • Stealth Sloth
  • Stealth Warranty
  • Stealthblade Stubbs
  • Stealthcare Provider
  • Stealthy Wealthy
  • Steel Tearless
  • Step Stool of Destiny
  • Stepped on a Twig
  • Still Stuck in the Chimney
  • Stood in the Only Spotlight
  • Storm Stormborn of the Storm
  • Stormcrow Higginbotham

S, continued

  • Stuart the Visible
  • Stuck Chuck
  • Stuck Halfway Over the Wall
  • Stunt Double of the Night
  • Substitute Sensei
  • Substitute Teacher of Doom
  • Sue Riken
  • Supervisor of Suspicious Noises
  • Supreme Assassin Doug
  • Susan Shadowfang
  • Swift Cliff
  • Swift Steve (Knee Permitting)
  • Sword of Mouth
  • Sworn Enemy of Sunlight

T: 118 names

  • Tad Who Brought a Kazoo
  • Tag, You're It
  • Tangled in His Own Rope
  • Tater Tot Terror
  • Ted the Slightly Feared
  • Tempest Soulrender
  • Temporary Ninja, Agency Staff
  • Terror of the Carpool Lane
  • Terry the Unready
  • Tess Who Waves from the Rooftop
  • The Argyle Assassin
  • The Beige Ninja
  • The Cable-Knit Assassin
  • The Camouflage Mistake

T, continued

  • The Camouflaged Peacock
  • The Chartreuse Shadow
  • The Chosen One's Understudy
  • The Clan Leader's Accountant
  • The Croissant Moon
  • The Denim Destroyer
  • The Disciple Nobody Mentions
  • The Dread Ninja Dennis
  • The Final Shadow (First Attempt)
  • The Floor Is Lava
  • The Fluorescent Phantom
  • The Fuchsia Fury
  • The Gingham Ghost
  • The Glitter Ninja
  • The Grandmaster's Nephew Kyle

T, continued

  • The Great and Quiet Nigel
  • The Great Granola Heist
  • The Great Horned Howl
  • The Great Unknown (Hi, I'm Paul)
  • The Hawaiian Shirt Shinobi
  • The Honorable Fran, Slayer of Silence
  • The Houndstooth Horror
  • The Invisible Sandwich
  • The Last of the Last Clan
  • The Lavender Lurker
  • The Legendary Carol
  • The Lone Assassin (Group Rates)
  • The Magenta Menace
  • The Master's Other Student
  • The Mauve Marauder

T, continued

  • The Midnight Crumpet
  • The Mustard Cardigan Menace
  • The Nacho Assassin
  • The Nameless Blade Who Has a Name
  • The Nameless One (Dot)
  • The Neon Assassin
  • The Ninja's Apprentice's Apprentice
  • The Ninjanitor
  • The Off-White Wraith
  • The Paisley Menace
  • The Pastel Predator
  • The Periwinkle Peril
  • The Phantom's Dentist
  • The Plaid Ninja
  • The Reflective Vest Ninja

T, continued

  • The Revenge Seeker Seeking Revenge
  • The Seersucker Sneak
  • The Sensei's Favorite (Unconfirmed)
  • The Sequined Shadow
  • The Shadow Clan's Uncle Ron
  • The Shadow's Mom
  • The Sheepish Assassin
  • The Sidestepping Crab
  • The Silent Donkey
  • The Silent One's Loud Cousin
  • The Sneaking Giraffe
  • The Sparkly Scourge
  • The Stealthy Meatball
  • The Sweater Vest Avenger

T, continued

  • The Tartan Tiptoer
  • The Tie-Dye Shinobi
  • The Turtleneck Terror
  • The Undefeated Herb
  • The Unseen Bean
  • The Unseen Blade (Seen Twice Today)
  • The Unseen Ostrich
  • The Vanisher (Back in Five)
  • The Velour Vanisher
  • Theo Retically Deadly
  • Thorn Bleakwood
  • Thousand Cuts Carl (Counted Wrong)
  • Threw the Star, Hit the Gong
  • Throwing Star Pupil
  • Thunderclaw Throckmorton

T, continued

  • Thyme to Vanish
  • Tickle Fist
  • Tigerstrike Thistlewood
  • Tim Silentstorm
  • Tina the Tangled
  • Tiptoed onto the Bubble Wrap
  • Tiptoeing Rhino
  • Toast of the Clan
  • Tom Who Knocks Before Infiltrating
  • Took the Front Door
  • Top Secret Muffin
  • Tortoise of Urgency
  • Tracy Ashenclaw
  • Tragic Backstory
  • Trail Mix Trailblazer

T, continued

  • Trainee Phantom (Day Two)
  • Trampoline Park Legend
  • Trap Door Prize
  • Trash Day Avenger
  • Treasurer of Throwing Stars
  • Trevor the Technically Lethal
  • Trick Kick Nick
  • Tripped the Only Alarm
  • Trish Moonblade
  • Tumble and Fumble
  • Turkey in Disguise
  • Twin Dragons, One Showed Up
  • Twinkle Toes of Terror
  • Ty Rope
  • Ty Who Trips Over Moonlight

U: 6 names

  • Uncle Katana
  • Under the Radar Dish
  • Understudy to the Shadow
  • Unmasked for Lunch
  • Up in Smoke Again
  • Ursula Thornfist

V: 16 names

  • Vanished Behind a Sapling
  • Vanisher of Shared Lunches
  • Vanishing Act Two
  • Vengeance Blackthorn
  • Vengeance Dave (Age 9)
  • Venom Bloodmoon Jr.
  • Vera the Vaguely Ominous
  • Vera, Viper of the Veranda

V, continued

  • Vernon the Very Nearly Quiet
  • Vic Timless
  • Viceroy of Vengeance Paula
  • Vince Who Parks in Plain Sight
  • Vinny Vidi Vanish
  • Viper Venomstrike
  • Visible from Space
  • Volunteer Shadow

W: 35 names

  • Wade N. Ambush
  • Waiting on the Wrong Roof
  • Wall Crawl Paul
  • Walrus in the Vents
  • Ward Robe Squeak
  • Warlord Sharon of the Rooftops
  • Warrant Officer of Whispers
  • Warren Peace Not Likely
  • Waved at the Guard
  • Wayne Dropping
  • Wendy the Sort of Swift

W, continued

  • Wendy, Bane of Sentries
  • Wes the Winded
  • Wes, Heir to the Secret Technique
  • Whisker of Death
  • Whisper of Garlic
  • Whisper of the Open Plan Office
  • Whispering Wanda (Megaphone Owner)
  • White Belt with Big Dreams
  • Whoopsie the Great
  • Wiggles the Ninja
  • Wilbur Dreadwhisper
  • Will Vanish

W, continued

  • Wink the Invisible
  • Winnie Wraithwind
  • Wobble Kick
  • Woke Every Dog in the Village
  • Wolf in Cheap Clothing
  • Wolf Lonewolf, Lone Wolf
  • Wore Tap Shoes
  • Wore the Squeaky Sandals
  • Wore White to a Night Raid
  • Wraith Hollowmoon
  • Wraith of the Water Cooler
  • Wraith Wigglesworth

X: 1 name

  • Xx Silent Reaper xX

Y: 9 names

  • Yak Behind the Curtain
  • Yard Sale Assassin
  • Yawn of the Dragon
  • Yearbook Photo Vanisher
  • Yelled Surprise Too Soon
  • Yellow Belt of Destiny
  • Yikes Mike
  • Yogurt Covered Vengeance
  • Young Master Fidget

Z: 4 names

  • Zelda Who Zigged When She Should Have Zagged
  • Zero Mercy Maximum Angst
  • Zip Trip Skip
  • Zippy Zap Kick