Funny Politician Name Generator

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Generate funny politician names for sketches, satire, games and stories: pun names like Senator Phil A. Buster and Mayor May Knott, campaign-trail nicknames like Flip-Flop Phil, comic surnames like Alderman Cornelius Windbag, and joke offices like Minister of Naps.

About funny politician names

A funny politician name works like a headline: the reader has to get it at a glance. The best-known form is the pun name, a first name and surname that spell out a piece of political vocabulary when read aloud. Senator Phil A. Buster, Mayor May Knott, Governor Gerry Mander and Polly Tishan are all of that kind, and about half of this list of 1,000 follows them through the legislature, the campaign trail, the budget office and the press room.

The rest uses other kinds of joke, so a whole cast does not sound like one gag repeated. There are campaign-trail nicknames (Flip-Flop Phil, Recount Ricky), comic surnames that describe the person (Alderman Cornelius Windbag), quoted nicknames (Hank "Both Sides" Bobbins), offices nobody would run for (Minister of Naps, Pothole Czar), pets in office, school and homeowner politics, campaign committees and a few yard signs, a mock parliament and a mock Roman senate.

The names are written as invented jokes and are not aimed at any party, country or real officeholder. They are about speeches that run long, dodged questions, red tape and ribbon cuttings, which every side shares. Say a pun out loud before you use it, because some only work when spoken.

How to choose funny politician names

  • Say it out loud first. Puns such as Sue Peena, Quinn Orum and Sy Nee Dye work by sound, so a name that looks odd on the page can be the one that gets the laugh when a host or narrator reads it.
  • Match the joke to the office. Potholes, parades and ribbon cuttings belong to a mayor, long speeches to a senator, vetoes to a governor, and budgets to someone like Treasurer Bud Jett.
  • Mix the styles in one cast. A pun name, a nickname like Handshake Hank and a joke office like Chair of the Subcommittee on Subcommittees read better together than three puns in a row.
  • Keep the target the job, not a person or a side. Jokes about endless meetings and dodged questions work for any audience and do not date when the news changes.
  • For a mock election or a party game, give each candidate a slogan that continues the pun, so that Mayor May Knott promises to think about it.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny politician names?

Classic pun names include Senator Phil A. Buster, Mayor May Knott, Governor Gerry Mander and Polly Tishan. For other kinds of joke try Flip-Flop Phil, Alderman Cornelius Windbag, Press Secretary Noah Comment or Minister of Naps.

Are these the names of real politicians?

No. The list is written as joke names for fictional characters and does not set out to pun on any real officeholder's name. The one borrowed name is in the word itself: gerrymander was coined in 1812 from the name of Massachusetts governor Elbridge Gerry, which is why Governor Gerry Mander works. A pun can still match a real person's name by chance, so search any name you plan to publish.

Do the jokes take a political side?

No. The names poke fun at the office: long speeches, dodged questions, red tape, budgets and photo opportunities. No party, country or movement is named, so the same list works for a sketch, a classroom mock election or a tabletop campaign anywhere.

What can I use a funny politician name for?

Satire and sketch comedy, mock elections, improv scenes, role-playing games, quiz team captains and background characters in fiction. Titled names such as Deputy Mayor Justin Charge tell the audience the office at once, while untitled ones such as Bill Passer or Abby Sentee fit any role.

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A: 62 names

  • Abby Sentee
  • Abe Stain
  • Abner "Absentee" Appleby
  • Acting Mayor Drew Mahclub
  • Acting Mayor Otto Hisdepth
  • Ada Journ
  • Adele Agate
  • Aedile Aqueductus Leakius
  • Aedile Potholius
  • Alderman Barnaby Handshaker
  • Alderman Cornelius Windbag
  • Alderman Fitzgerald Fudgefactor

A, continued

  • Alderman Grandfather Clause
  • Alderman Ignatius Podiumthumper
  • Alderman Lemuel Loophole
  • Alderman Mortimer Backpedal
  • Alderman Silas Slushfund
  • Alderman Thaddeus Blusterworth
  • Alderman Wendell Fencesitter
  • Alderpug Dumpling
  • Alderpug Sir Snorts
  • Alderwoman Hortensia Hobnob
  • Alderwoman Millicent Motionmaker
  • Alderwoman Ottoline Overbudget

A, continued

  • Alderwoman Prudence Pennypinch
  • Alderwoman Winifred Waffleton
  • Also-Ran Alan
  • Amanda Mint
  • Ambassador at Large and in Charge
  • Ambassador Atta Shay
  • Ambassador Con Sulate
  • Ambassador Dip Lomat
  • Ambassador Emma Sary
  • Ambassador Gala Dinner
  • Ambassador Polly Glot
  • Ambassador Sir Hops the Frog
  • Ambassador Tack Tful

A, continued

  • Ambassador to the Break Room
  • Ambassador to the Kids' Table
  • Ambassador to the Neighbor's Yard
  • Anglers to Reel-Elect Rod
  • Ann D. Sided
  • Applause Line Al
  • Appropriations Chair Purse Strings
  • Assemblyman Ambrose Ambiguous
  • Assemblyman Jasper Junket
  • Assemblyman Lionel Lecternhog
  • Assemblyman Percival Pontificate
  • Assemblyman Quentin Quibble

A, continued

  • Assemblyman Rupert Rhetoric
  • Assemblyman Sylvester Sidestep
  • Assemblyman Ulysses Underdeliver
  • Assemblywoman Clarissa Cloakroom
  • Assemblywoman Cordelia Kickthecan
  • Assemblywoman Drusilla Dithers
  • Assemblywoman Eudora Evasive
  • Assemblywoman Marigold Middleground
  • Assemblywoman Mona Log
  • Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Titles
  • Attorney General Clawrence
  • Attorney General Lawson Order
  • Attorney General Sue M. All

B: 44 names

  • Babs "Ballot Box" Brambley
  • Baby-Kissing Bob
  • Back & Forth for School Board
  • Backbench Benny
  • Backbencher Bray Loudly
  • Backbencher Heck Ler
  • Backbencher Rhu Barb
  • Bailey "Bailout" Bixby
  • Bailiff Al Rise
  • Bait & Switch for Comptroller
  • Bal Lott
  • Balloon Drop Bert
  • Ballot Box Bo
  • Barnstorming Bernice

B, continued

  • Baron von Backroom
  • Baron von Budgetcut
  • Baron Wasteland of Budget
  • Baroness Biscuit of Tearoom
  • Baroness Brolly of Rainham
  • Baroness Footnote of Appendix
  • Ben D. Rules
  • Bev "Balanced Budget" Buttons
  • Biff "Bridge to Somewhere" Baxter
  • Bill O. Rights
  • Bill Passer
  • Bill Stalls
  • Bill Thetaxpayer
  • Bingo Committee Chair B. Twelve
  • Black Rod Knocksworth

B, continued

  • Bluster & Bluff
  • Bold Bo (Within Reason)
  • Bram "Briefing Book" Brindle
  • Brief Bea (Part One of Nine)
  • Budget Director Cliff Fiscal
  • Budget Director Max Out
  • Budget Director Short Fall
  • Budget Director Trim Fat
  • Budget Director Wynn D. Fall
  • Budget Hawk Beaky
  • Bumper Sticker Barb
  • Bunny "Blue Ribbon Panel" Babcock
  • Bunting Bill
  • Burgomaster Burger Meister
  • Burgomaster Hans Zoff

C: 160 names

  • Cabinet Secretary Phil Ing Drawer
  • Cal Cuss
  • Cam Paign Trail
  • Cam Promise
  • Campaign Manager Bus Tour Bev
  • Campaign Manager Ken Vass
  • Campaign Manager Opal Research
  • Campaign Manager Spin Cycle
  • Campaign Manager Ty Schedule
  • Campaign Manager Val Unteer
  • Campaign Manager War Room Walt
  • Candidate Bea Leevinme
  • Candidate Bone Appetit
  • Candidate Candi Date

C, continued

  • Candidate Clip-Clop (Stalking Horse)
  • Candidate Count Mivotes
  • Candidate Dark Horace
  • Candidate Fido Votesalot
  • Candidate Hans Shaker
  • Candidate Hattie N. Ring
  • Candidate Kent Lose
  • Candidate Kitty Litterbox Reform
  • Candidate Lon Shot
  • Candidate Mae B. Next Time
  • Candidate Otto Therace
  • Candidate Perry Ennial
  • Candidate Reed Myflyer
  • Candidate Rhonda Off
  • Candidate Sandy Yardsign

C, continued

  • Candidate Sloan Gunn
  • Candidate Spoiler Alert
  • Carmen Vote
  • Carpool Commissioner Otto Pilot
  • Carrie D. Motion
  • Cash & Carry for Finance Chair
  • Cats Against Mel Mann
  • Cease & Desist for Attorney General
  • Cecil "Concession Speech" Sopwith
  • Censor Redactus
  • Chad Hanging
  • Chair of the Blue Ribbon Panel on Ribbons
  • Chair of the Caucus on Comfortable Chairs
  • Chair of the Committee on More Committees

C, continued

  • Chair of the Joint Committee on Stiff Joints
  • Chair of the Select Committee on Snack Selection
  • Chair of the Subcommittee on Subcommittees
  • Chair of the Task Force on Task Forces
  • Chairman Rob Erts Rules
  • Chairwoman Ada Genda
  • Chairwoman Paige Three of Agenda
  • Chairwoman Ruth Lessgavel
  • Chancellor Hoot Owlsley
  • Chancellor of the Eggs Chequer
  • Chancellor Penny Farthing
  • Chancellor Tuppence Short
  • Checks & Balances for Comptroller
  • Cher Mann
  • Chet "Free Parking" Chadwick

C, continued

  • Chief Labbyist Cocoa
  • Chief Whip Lash Count
  • Chief Whip Three-Line Lionel
  • Chieftain of the Filing Cabinet
  • Chip "Chamber of Commerce" Chalmers
  • Citizens for Bill Later
  • City Clerk Min Its
  • City Manager Mick Romanage
  • City Planner Cul D. Sac
  • City Planner Grid Lock
  • Class President Hall Pass Hal
  • Class President Les Homework
  • Class President Moe Recess
  • Class President Paige Turner

C, continued

  • Class President Pizza Friday Pia
  • Class President Rex Cess
  • Class Secretary Dot Tedline
  • Class Treasurer Bake Sale Bea
  • Class Treasurer Lon Chmoney
  • Commissioner of Lost Mittens
  • Commissioner of Public Benches
  • Commissioner of Slightly Delayed Trains
  • Committee of the Whole Enchilada
  • Committee to Draft Ann Yone
  • Committee to Elect Les Meetings
  • Committee to Re-Elect Moe Meetings
  • Comptroller Audie Tor
  • Comptroller Count Itagain
  • Comptroller Les Overrun

C, continued

  • Comptroller Petty Cash
  • Comptroller Red Ink
  • Condo Board Chair Ella Vator
  • Confetti Connie
  • Congresscat Clawdia
  • Congresscat Tabby Tablesit
  • Congressdog Buddy Goodboy
  • Congressdog Rex Fetchum
  • Congressman Art O. Compromise
  • Congressman Bo Ring Speech
  • Congressman Bud Getbill
  • Congressman Dewey Havequorum
  • Congressman Earl Mark
  • Congressman Frank Mail

C, continued

  • Congressman Hiram Astaffer
  • Congressman Hugh R. Outoforder
  • Congressman Les Oversight
  • Congressman Lob E. Lunch
  • Congressman Mark Up
  • Congressman Rhys Elected
  • Congressman Sub Committee
  • Congressman Woody Plank
  • Congressman Wyatt Tookso Long
  • Congresswoman Belle Wether
  • Congresswoman Carrie Thevote
  • Congresswoman Dee Bait
  • Congresswoman Eve N. Split
  • Congresswoman Gale Force Speech
  • Congresswoman Lois Bidder

C, continued

  • Congresswoman Mo Shuncarried
  • Congresswoman Patty Fundraiser
  • Congresswoman Sharon Thefloor
  • Connie Firmation
  • Connie Stituent
  • Consistent Connie (Since Tuesday)
  • Consul Dubius Maximus
  • Consul Ipso Facto
  • Consul Pompous Circumstance
  • Consul Quid Pro Quo
  • Consul Taxus Heavius
  • Consul Vetoicus
  • Convention Delegate Lanny Ard
  • Cora Sponsor

C, continued

  • Corn Dog Carl
  • Councilcat Socks Onkeyboard
  • Councildog Scout Tailwagger
  • Councilman Archibald Babykisser
  • Councilman Bartholomew Bloviate
  • Councilman Chester Gladhand
  • Councilman Cuthbert Kingmaker
  • Councilman Dudley Doubletalk
  • Councilman Humphrey Hedgebet
  • Councilman Montague Moratorium
  • Councilman Noyes Ordinance
  • Councilman Phineas Photoop
  • Councilman Reginald Rubberstamp
  • Councilwoman Agatha Agendaitem
  • Councilwoman Beatrix Backroom

C, continued

  • Councilwoman Bernadette Bylaw
  • Councilwoman Clementine Committee
  • Councilwoman Gertrude Grandstander
  • Councilwoman Henrietta Soapbox
  • Councilwoman Lavinia Lipservice
  • Councilwoman Octavia Overpromise
  • Councilwoman Philippa Pollwatcher
  • Councilwoman Wilhelmina Weathervane
  • County Clerk Dee Ds
  • County Commissioner Culvert Calvin
  • County Commissioner Gravel Road Gabe
  • County Surveyor Miles Offcourse
  • Court Jester Chief of Staff
  • Cubby "Caucus" Culpepper
  • Czar Kastic

D: 51 names

  • Damage-Control Dana
  • Dame Division Bell
  • Dame Edith Earlyday-Motion
  • Dame Order Paper
  • Dame Prunella Privy-Counsel
  • Dame Winnie Byelection
  • Dark Horse Clover
  • Dean of the Electoral College
  • Decisive Dee (Pending Review)
  • Dee Liberate
  • Dee Mock Racy
  • Delegate Bertram Bandwagon

D, continued

  • Delegate Buzz from the Hive
  • Delegate Desmond Dealmaker
  • Delegate Florence Floorvote
  • Delegate Gabe Fest
  • Delegate Imogen Itdepends
  • Delegate Ira Fute
  • Delegate Leander Logjam
  • Delegate Lucius Lastminute
  • Delegate Nigel Noncommittal
  • Delegate Rosalind Roundabout
  • Delegate Ryder Onabill
  • Deny-Everything Denny
  • Deputy Mayor Justin Charge

D, continued

  • Deputy Mayor Nell E. Mayor
  • Deputy Mayor Sub Stitute
  • Deputy Mayor Tem Porary
  • Deputy Mouser to the Pantry
  • Deputy Undersecretary for Coffee Refills
  • Deputy Undersecretary of Further Review
  • Deputy Undersecretary of Paperclips
  • Dewey "Decline to Answer" Dunkle
  • Dewey Count
  • Dewey, Stallum & Howe
  • Diner Stop Dolly
  • Director of Ceremonial Shovels
  • Director of Giant Novelty Checks

D, continued

  • Director of Strongly Worded Letters
  • Dogcatcher Leash Lawson
  • Dogs for Mel Mann
  • Donna Tions Welcome
  • Donor Anne Onymous
  • Donor Fat Cat Felix
  • Donor Max Donation
  • Dora Knocker
  • Dot "The Tiebreaker" Dobbs
  • Duchess of Delay
  • Duck & Cover for Congress
  • Duke "Double Parked" Dunwoody
  • Duke of Dithering

E: 15 names

  • Earl "Earmark" Eggleston
  • Earl E. Voting
  • Earl of Adjournment
  • Earl of Barkley Square
  • Effie "Efficiency Study" Easterbrook
  • Elect Me, I Brought Donuts
  • Electa Bull
  • Election Judge Chad Counter
  • Ella Shun
  • Emperor Decreeus the Lengthy
  • Emperor Maximus Term
  • Empress Regalia Pompadoria
  • Enid "Exit Poll" Enderby
  • Ernie "Executive Session" Ebbets
  • Exploratory Committee Ed

F: 28 names

  • Fair & Square for Fair Board
  • Fair Board President Blue Ribbon Bess
  • Fair Board President Funnel Cake Fred
  • Fearless Fern (Terms Apply)
  • Fence Viewer Pickett Post
  • Fence-Sitter Fay
  • Filibuster Fran
  • First Assistant to the Second Deputy
  • First Cat Pawline
  • First Dog Bartholomew
  • First Lady Grace N. Poise
  • Fitz "Fact-Check Pending" Farnsworth
  • Flip & Flop for City Council
  • Flip-Flop Phil

F, continued

  • Flora Vote
  • Flossie "Floor Vote" Fairbanks
  • Focus-Group Faith
  • Folksy Floyd
  • Former Senator Hass Been
  • Fran Chise
  • Freshman Rep. Lost N. Hallway
  • Friends of Phil Mypockets
  • Friends of Sue Nuff
  • Frugal Fran (Expenses Attached)
  • Fundraiser Pledge Drive Paula
  • Fundraiser Rae Zingcash
  • Fundraiser Rubber Chicken Chuck
  • Fundraiser Tenna Plate

G: 47 names

  • Gaffe-Prone Gordy
  • Gavel-Banging Gus
  • Gil "Gridlock" Gunderson
  • Give & Take for Assembly
  • Goldie "Golden Shovel" Gallagher
  • Gov. Cap Spending
  • Gov. Earl E. Exit
  • Gov. Ida Vetoed
  • Gov. Mel Odrama
  • Gov. Moe Redtape
  • Gov. Otto Pen

G, continued

  • Gov. Paz Thebuck
  • Gov. Sal Ute
  • Gov. Seymour Ribbon
  • Gov. Skip Ceremony
  • Gov. Stay T. Dinner
  • Gov. Will Sign
  • Gov. Wonte Sign
  • Governor Al Located
  • Governor Bea Holden
  • Governor Butter Cow Betty
  • Governor Clem N. See
  • Governor Emma Jensee

G, continued

  • Governor Faye R. Share
  • Governor Gerry Mander
  • Governor Goldie Fishbowl
  • Governor Hugh Turn
  • Governor Hy Way Funds
  • Governor Lou Tenant
  • Governor Lyne Item
  • Governor Manny Mansions
  • Governor of the Snack Drawer
  • Governor Par Donme
  • Governor Phil D. Reservoir
  • Governor Rollo Back

G, continued

  • Governor Stately Holmes
  • Governor Sunny Shine Law
  • Governor Tex Break
  • Governor Ty Tenbelt
  • Governor Vito Penn
  • Grace Roots
  • Grand Duchess of Photo Finishes
  • Grand Duke of Gridlock
  • Grand Marshal of the Motorcade of One
  • Grand Vizier Wise Guy
  • Grand Vizier Yes Yourmajesty
  • Grandstand Gary

H: 25 names

  • Hall Monitor Stan Dinline
  • Handshake Hank
  • Hank "Both Sides" Bobbins
  • Hap "Happy to Take Questions" Hapgood
  • Harbor Master Doc Fees
  • Hard Hat Harry
  • Hattie "Hot Mic" Hargrove
  • Hem & Haw for Mayor
  • Herb "Hold That Thought" Hollis
  • High & Dry for Water Board
  • High Chancellor of Low Expectations
  • Hit & Miss for Pollster

H, continued

  • HOA President Bea Ige Paint
  • HOA President Hedge Trimmer
  • HOA President Lawn Order
  • HOA President Mel Box Height
  • HOA President Phil Yourdriveway
  • HOA Secretary Violet Shun Notice
  • HOA Treasurer Dues N. Fees
  • HOA Vice President Les Gnomes
  • Homecoming Chair Flo Twagon
  • Honest Hal (Results May Vary)
  • Hook, Line & Sinker for Treasurer
  • Humble Hugh (the Greatest)
  • Hy Ring Freeze

I: 6 names

  • Ike "I Yield" Ingersoll
  • Incumbent Ingrid
  • Incumbent Tortoise (Slow but Steady)
  • Inspector General of Refrigerators
  • Interim Mayor Justin Fornow
  • Izzy "It's Complicated" Iverson

J: 3 names

  • Jarl Jarring Speech
  • Jo "Just One More Term" Jessup
  • Judge Fuller Docket

K: 12 names

  • Keeper of the Big Scissors
  • Keeper of the Mace (Misplaced)
  • Keynote Speaker Key Note
  • King Con Census
  • King Cumbent the Incumbent
  • King Harold the Hedging
  • King Lionel the Long-Winded
  • King Otto the Out of Office
  • Kip "Kick the Can" Kowalczyk
  • Kiss & Wave
  • Kitchen Table Kate
  • Kitty "Key to the City" Kessler

L: 53 names

  • Lady Feathers of the Roost
  • Lady Referenda of Yes-or-No
  • Laird of the Long Grass
  • Lame Duck Larry
  • Lan Slide
  • Landslide Lou
  • Lane Duck
  • Leftovers Czar
  • Lefty "Leans Right" Lundgren
  • Les Islate
  • Library Board Chair Shh Louder
  • Library Trustee Fine Print
  • Library Trustee Paige Overdue

L, continued

  • Lieutenant Governor Stan Dinn
  • Linus Atpolls
  • Lobbyist Buck Passer
  • Lobbyist Chip N. Inn
  • Lobbyist Dinah Onme
  • Lobbyist Fonda Lunches
  • Lobbyist Golf Trip Gil
  • Lobbyist Grant Favors
  • Lobbyist Kay Street
  • Lobbyist Rich Friends
  • Lobbyist Steak Dinner Stan
  • Lobbyist Sy Lent Partner
  • Lobbyist Tab Picker

L, continued

  • Log-Rolling Lars
  • Long & Winding for Road Commissioner
  • Long-Answer Lance
  • Lord Backbench of Snoring
  • Lord Circumlocution of Roundabout Way
  • Lord Commission of Inquiry
  • Lord Ermine of Dryclean
  • Lord Hansard of Scribbling
  • Lord Harrumph of Tutting
  • Lord High Chamberlain of Chambers
  • Lord High Keeper of the Talking Points
  • Lord Mayor Chain O. Office
  • Lord Much-Delayed of White Paper

L, continued

  • Lord Omnibus of Everything Else
  • Lord Pawlington of Barkshire
  • Lord Prorogue of Gone Fishing
  • Lord Protector of the Parking Spot
  • Lord Proxy of Absentia
  • Lord Quorum of Notpresent
  • Lord Recess of Longlunch
  • Lost & Found for Parks Director
  • Lottie "Line Item" Lindqvist
  • Lou P. Hole
  • Lt. Governor Bea Nextinline
  • Lt. Governor Justin Case
  • Lt. Governor Sec Ondfiddle
  • Lt. Governor Spare Tyre

M: 74 names

  • Mack "Motion Denied" McGillicuddy
  • Madam Speaker Shh Please
  • Magistrate Madge Istrate
  • Main Street Marv
  • Major Rity
  • Majority Leader Cal Endar
  • Majority Leader Herd N. Cats
  • Majority Whip of the Carpool
  • Majority Whippet
  • Mandy Date
  • Manny Fesso
  • Marge "No Comment" Mumford
  • Marge Inn of Victory
  • Mayor Barb Q. Fundraiser

M, continued

  • Mayor Barkley Woofington
  • Mayor Bea Utification
  • Mayor Biscuit the Beagle
  • Mayor Bridget Opening
  • Mayor Buster Budget
  • Mayor Carrie Scissors
  • Mayor Cross Walker
  • Mayor Doug Upmainstreet
  • Mayor Faye R. Grounds
  • Mayor Hugh Bris
  • Mayor Kay Tothecity
  • Mayor Les Parking
  • Mayor Lotta Parades
  • Mayor Lowe Turnout
  • Mayor Luke Warm Welcome

M, continued

  • Mayor Mae B. Later
  • Mayor May Knott
  • Mayor Mittens (Unopposed)
  • Mayor of the Back Row
  • Mayor of the Cul-de-Sac
  • Mayor Park N. Meter
  • Mayor Phil Potholes
  • Mayor Rhoda Float
  • Mayor Rowan D. About
  • Mayor Sal Tedroads
  • Mayor Sharon Credit
  • Mayor Sir Wags-a-Lot
  • Mayor Stan Still Traffic
  • Mayor Sue Werline
  • Mayor Sy T. Hall

M, continued

  • Midge "Middle of the Road" Mayhew
  • Miles Behind
  • Minister for Extra Meetings
  • Minister for Looking Busy
  • Minister for Squirrel Affairs
  • Minister for Tea and Biscuits
  • Minister of Belly Rubs
  • Minister of Fetch
  • Minister of Long Lunches
  • Minister of Lost Umbrellas
  • Minister of Naps
  • Minister of Snacks and Infrastructure
  • Minister of Unfinished Business
  • Minister of Vague Assurances
  • Minister Without a Clue

M, continued

  • Minnie Ority
  • Minority Leader Outnum Bird
  • Minority Whip of the Group Chat
  • Mitzi "Minutes Approved" Malone
  • MP Bye Election
  • MP Constance Chuency
  • MP Cross Bencher
  • MP Hans Ard
  • MP Lou Sing Deposit
  • MP Max Majority
  • MP Questa Ontime
  • MP Shad O. Cabinet
  • MP Ty Rade
  • Mr. Speaker Order Order
  • Muni Bond

N: 9 names

  • Nay Sayer
  • Neighbors Against Lou Dermusic
  • Nell "Next Agenda Item" Nettles
  • Next-Question Ned
  • Nick N. Neck
  • Nod & Smile for Senate
  • Nomi Nation
  • Notary Public Sig Nature
  • Null & Void for County Clerk

O: 5 names

  • Odds & Ends for Miscellaneous Affairs
  • Off-the-Record Otis
  • Ombudsman for Squeaky Wheels
  • Opal "Open Mic" Oglethorpe
  • Ozzie "Out of Order" Ostrander

P: 84 names

  • Paperwork Czar
  • Parade Wave Paige
  • Parish Councillor Fete Committee
  • Parish Councillor Hedge Dispute
  • Parks Commissioner Pic Nick
  • Parks Commissioner Sandy Box
  • Parks Director Ben Chwarmer
  • Party Chair Bal Loon Drop
  • Party Chair Connie Vention
  • Party Chair Platt Form
  • Pat Onback
  • Paul Ling Place
  • Paul Numbers
  • Peg "Point of Order" Pruitt-Jones

P, continued

  • Perennial Percy
  • Pete "Per Diem" Pennington
  • Pharaoh Pyramid Scheme
  • Phone Bank Frank
  • Photo Op Polly
  • Plain-Spoken Peg
  • Planning Commissioner Mast R. Plan
  • Podium Pete
  • Poll Worker Ida Checked
  • Poll Worker Sticker Stan
  • Poll-Tested Paula
  • Pollster Ann Favorable
  • Pollster Ava Ridge
  • Pollster Dee Mographic

P, continued

  • Pollster Dewey Know Yet
  • Pollster Fay Vorable
  • Pollster Mark N. Oferror
  • Pollster Outlier Ollie
  • Pollster Push Poll Paul
  • Pollster Sam Plesize
  • Pollster Trent Line
  • Polly C. Wonk
  • Polly See
  • Polly Tishan
  • Pomp & Circumstance for Chancellor
  • Pork Barrel Pete
  • Postmaster Beagle
  • Pothole Czar

P, continued

  • Potluck Committee Chair Cass E. Role
  • Poultry Commissioner Henrietta Cluck
  • Praetor Bona Fide
  • Praetor Procrastinatus
  • Precinct Captain Dora Bell
  • Premier Cole Ition
  • Premier Purrsident
  • Premier Rhea Shuffle
  • President Bill Signer
  • President Elect Shun
  • President Ina Gural
  • President Mooington of the Pasture
  • President Pro Tem of the Couch
  • President Sir Oinks

P, continued

  • President Sol M. Oath
  • President Stu Dent Council
  • Press Secretary Circle Back Jack
  • Press Secretary Clara Fye
  • Press Secretary Dee Nye
  • Press Secretary Dodge Ball
  • Press Secretary Em Bargo
  • Press Secretary Miss Quoted
  • Press Secretary Noah Comment
  • Press Secretary Otto Context
  • Press Secretary Polly Wantsacracker
  • Press Secretary Rhea Phrase
  • Press Secretary Tim Sup
  • Press Secretary Walker Back

P, continued

  • Preston Flesh
  • Prim Mary
  • Princess Proclamation
  • Promise & Dodge
  • Promise-Breaker Blake
  • Promise-Maker Pam
  • Pros & Cons for Debate Captain
  • Pru Seedure
  • PTA President Bea Thereat Seven
  • PTA President Carrie Pool
  • PTA President Minnie Van
  • PTA Treasurer Candy Bars
  • Punctual Paul (Running Late)
  • Purrliamentarian Pudding

Q: 5 names

  • Quaestor Countus Coinus
  • Quaestor Et Cetera
  • Queen Bea of the Hive Mind
  • Queen Regina of Red Tape
  • Quinn Orum

R: 48 names

  • Ranking Member of the Lunch Line
  • Ray Tify
  • Reba Tull
  • Recount Ricky
  • Recycling Chair Bin Day
  • Recycling Chair Rhea Cycle
  • Red Tape Czar
  • Reggie Stervoter
  • Reliable Ray (Weekdays Only)
  • Rep. Bye Partisan
  • Rep. Carl Myoffice
  • Rep. Hy Bernating

R, continued

  • Rep. Ima Yes
  • Rep. Les Sayno
  • Rep. Max Terms
  • Rep. Phil Erwords
  • Rep. Ray Zurhand
  • Rep. Stu Dycommittee
  • Rep. Ura Maybe
  • Representative Barry Lee Elected
  • Representative Dee Strict
  • Representative Miss Dvote
  • Representative Olive Thepeople
  • Representative Rep Etition

R, continued

  • Representative Rhea Districted
  • Representative Sawyer Email
  • Representative Wanda Getpaid
  • Rex "Rain Check" Rafferty
  • Rex Olution
  • Rhea Count
  • Rhea Lection
  • Rhonda Mate
  • Ribbon-Cutting Rita
  • Righty "Leans Left" Ridgeway
  • Rise & Shine for Morning Session
  • Rita Bill

R, continued

  • Road Commissioner Chip Seal
  • Road Commissioner Dee Tour Ahead
  • Road Commissioner Orange Cone
  • Robocall Rob
  • Rock & Hardplace
  • Roland Call
  • Roll Call Rolf
  • Rolled-Up Sleeves Reese
  • Rosie "Rotunda Tour" Ruggles
  • Royal Taster of Campaign Barbecue
  • Rubber Stamp Russ
  • Runoff Ronnie

S: 164 names

  • Safe & Sound for Sheriff
  • Sal "Sunset Clause" Santorini
  • Sal Ary Hike
  • Sal Estax
  • School Board Member Chalk Dust
  • School Board Member Miss Dbus
  • School Board Trustee Snow Day Sal
  • Sculptor of the Statue of Limitations
  • Seconda Motion
  • Secretary General Ann Nouncement
  • Secretary of Awkward Silences
  • Secretary of Barks and Recreation
  • Secretary of Excuses
  • Secretary of Leftover Pizza

S, continued

  • Secretary of Long Weekends
  • Secretary of Missing Socks
  • Secretary of Reply-All
  • Secretary of Snacks
  • Secretary of State Phil Ing Deadline
  • Secretary of the Fur Force
  • Secretary of the In-Terrier
  • Secretary of the Remote Control
  • Secretary of Treats
  • Selectman Ebenezer Tightbudget
  • Selectman Josiah Townmeeting
  • Selectman Obadiah Outvoted
  • Selectman Zebulon Zonechange
  • Sen. Abe Sent
  • Sen. Al Ways Running

S, continued

  • Sen. Bob N. Weave
  • Sen. Clo Chure
  • Sen. Dodger Question
  • Sen. Hem N. Haw
  • Sen. Lotta Seniority
  • Sen. Sue Per Majority
  • Senator Anita Nap
  • Senator Art Ful Dodger
  • Senator Clay Feet
  • Senator Doze Offerson
  • Senator Dustin Chamber
  • Senator Ella Quent
  • Senator Emma Ritus
  • Senator Filibustus the Elder
  • Senator Flipflopicus

S, continued

  • Senator from the Great State of Confusion
  • Senator Grant Standing
  • Senator Hal O. Promises
  • Senator Hugh Jeego
  • Senator Les Talk
  • Senator Lon Gwinded
  • Senator Loquacius Longus
  • Senator Miles Long Speech
  • Senator Moe Talk
  • Senator Nappius in Forum
  • Senator Neil Downe
  • Senator Noah Vail
  • Senator Olive Mytime
  • Senator Paige Skipper
  • Senator Phil A. Buster

S, continued

  • Senator Promissus Brokus
  • Senator Purrcival Pawsworth
  • Senator Rusty Gavel
  • Senator Stan Doff
  • Senator Sy Nioritee
  • Senator Tad Vague
  • Senator Tenny Ure
  • Senator Togatus Wrinklus
  • Senator Verbosus Maximus
  • Senator Walt Zaround
  • Senator Yielda Floor
  • Senior Senator Olden Gray
  • Seniors for Earl E. Birdspecial
  • Sergeant at Arms Crossed
  • Sewer Commissioner Manny Hole

S, continued

  • Shadow Minister for Leftovers
  • Shadow Minister for Mild Disapproval
  • Shadow Minister of Second Guessing
  • Shake & Howdy
  • Sheriff Kurt Few
  • Sheriff Woofgang Pawsley
  • Short & Sweet for Speaker
  • Short-Memory Sherm
  • Si Lent Majority
  • Sid "Second the Motion" Sedgwick
  • Sir Basil Briefcase
  • Sir Crispin Cross-Bench
  • Sir Desmond Despatch-Box
  • Sir Hear Hear
  • Sir Lee Backbencher

S, continued

  • Sir Nigel Not-My-Department
  • Sir Reginald Point-of-Order
  • Sir Render Seat
  • Sir Rupert Redbox
  • Sir Tenly Not
  • Sir Vey Says
  • Skip "Skipped the Vote" Skidmore
  • Slogan Logan
  • Smoke & Mirrors for Governor
  • Smoke-Filled Room Sam
  • Song & Dance for Parliament
  • Soundbite Sal
  • Speaker Bang D. Gavel
  • Speaker Hugh Shplease
  • Speaker Lowd N. Clear

S, continued

  • Speaker of the Doghouse
  • Speaker of the Henhouse
  • Speaker of the House Rules
  • Speaker of the Treehouse
  • Speaker Wynn D. Bag
  • Special Envoy to the Complaint Department
  • Special Envoy to the Vending Machine
  • Speechwriter Ann Ecdote
  • Speechwriter Bull Etpoint
  • Speechwriter Clee Shay
  • Speechwriter Ghost Wright
  • Speechwriter Hy Perbole
  • Speechwriter Lorem Ipsum
  • Speechwriter Meta Fore
  • Speechwriter Paz Forapplause

S, continued

  • Speechwriter Plat Itude
  • Speechwriter Polly Syllabic
  • Speechwriter Rhett Oric
  • Speechwriter Tel E. Prompter
  • Spin Doctor Dr. Dizzy
  • Spin-Room Spencer
  • Spokesman Dee Flect
  • Spokesman Don Quotemee
  • Spokesman Mike Drop
  • Spokesman Stan Byit
  • Spokesman Walt Itback
  • Spokesman Wes Aidthat
  • Spokeswoman Anna Record
  • Spokeswoman Ida Know
  • Spokeswoman Kay Veat

S, continued

  • Spokeswoman Mis Spoke
  • Spokeswoman Sue Ner Orlater
  • Stall & Delay
  • Stan Ding Committee
  • Star Witness I. Don Recall
  • State Auditor Addie Up
  • State Auditor Count Beans
  • State Treasurer Penny Wise
  • State Treasurer Rainy Dayfund
  • Straight-Talk Stella
  • Strategist Ann Gle
  • Strategist Attack-Ad Adam
  • Strategist Bea Onmessage
  • Strategist Mo Mentum Shift
  • Strategist Nate Rative

S, continued

  • Strategist October Surprise
  • Strategist Opt Icks
  • Strategist Tess Tedwell
  • Student Body President Prom Committee Pam
  • Student Council Rep. Loc Kerr
  • Students for Lon Gerrecess
  • Stump Speech Stu
  • Sue Peena
  • Sultan of Spin
  • Supervisor Harriet Hindsight
  • Supervisor Mildred Micromanage
  • Supervisor Norbert Nextquarter
  • Supervisor Wallace Waitlist
  • Swing Vote Sue
  • Sy Nee Dye

T: 61 names

  • Talking Point Tess
  • Tara Riff
  • Tax Assessor Hy Appraisal
  • Tax Assessor Milla Rate
  • Tax Collector Doug Deeper
  • Tax Collector Owen Back
  • Tax Commissioner April Fifteenth
  • Tax Commissioner Bill U. Later
  • Tax Commissioner Dee Duction
  • Tax Commissioner Levy Moore
  • Tax Commissioner Ray Tincrease
  • Tax Commissioner Rhea Fund

T, continued

  • Tax Commissioner Tex Hike
  • Taxpayers for Owen Less
  • Team Hugh Kidding
  • Team Noah Fence
  • Term-Limit Tim
  • Tess "Table It" Tolliver
  • Thane of Fine Print
  • The Hon. Member for Elevenses
  • The Hon. Member for Little Progress
  • The Hon. Member for Lower Waffling
  • The Hon. Member for Much Muttering
  • The Hon. Member for Upper Crust

T, continued

  • The Rt Hon. Hugh N. Cry
  • The Rt Hon. Member for Hustings-on-Sea
  • The Rt Hon. Mumble Loudly
  • Thermostat Czar
  • Third-Place Thelma
  • Tilly "Trial Balloon" Twombly
  • Touch & Go for Runoff
  • Town Councillor Bin Collection
  • Town Crier Belle Ringer
  • Town Elder Olden Wise
  • Town Hall Tom
  • Transparent Trent (See Footnotes)

T, continued

  • Treasurer Bill Foote
  • Treasurer Bond Rating
  • Treasurer Bud Jett
  • Treasurer Cash Flo
  • Treasurer Deb T. Ceiling
  • Treasurer Def Icit
  • Treasurer Iona Fortune
  • Treasurer Ira Roth
  • Treasurer Nick L. Anddime
  • Treasurer Nutsy the Squirrel
  • Treasurer Penny Piggybank
  • Treasurer Penny Saved

T, continued

  • Treasurer Rob Peter Paypaul
  • Treasurer Sir Plus
  • Trial & Error for Budget Director
  • Tribune Ad Hoc
  • Tribune Plebius Grumblus
  • Tribune Status Quo
  • Tribune Vox Populi
  • Tried & True for Incumbent
  • Trudy "Two Minutes Remaining" Tuttle
  • Trustworthy Trudy (Mostly)
  • Tuck "Town Hall" Tibbets
  • Two-Term Tina
  • Ty D. Race

U: 6 names

  • Ully "Unanimous Consent" Underhill
  • Undersecretary for Parking Validation
  • Undersecretary of Forms in Triplicate
  • Undersecretary of Office Thermostats
  • Unopposed Una
  • Ups & Downs for Elevator Inspector

V: 15 names

  • Val "Voter Guide" Valentine
  • Vern "Voice Vote" Vickers
  • Vice Chair of Nodding Along
  • Vice Mayor Almos Tincharge
  • Vice President Baaaab
  • Vice President Plus One
  • Vice President Sec Ond Banana
  • Vice President Ty Breaking Vote
  • Vice President Wade N. Wings
  • Viceroy Vice Versa
  • Victory Lap Vic
  • Viscount Discount
  • Viscount Recount
  • Volunteers for Maya Run
  • Vote for My Mom, She Made Signs

W: 17 names

  • Wait & See for Lieutenant Governor
  • Walt "The Waffler" Wimbley
  • Water Board Chair Flo Rate
  • Water Board Chair Wade Pool
  • Water Board Member Drew P. Faucet
  • Whip Arm Twister
  • Whip Count Noses
  • Whip Cracker the Parrot

W, continued

  • Whip Tally Ho
  • Whistle-Stop Wanda
  • Wilma "Write-In" Wiggins
  • Wink "Wink and a Nod" Winslow
  • Winnie Byanose
  • Witenagemot Whip Wulfric
  • Woody "Whip Count" Wetherby
  • Write In Your Dog
  • Wynn & Luce

X: 1 name

  • Xavier Receipts

Y: 1 name

  • Yard Sign Sy

Z: 4 names

  • Zeke "Zoning Variance" Zimmer
  • Zoning Board Chair Mixt Use
  • Zoning Board Chair Set Back
  • Zoning Board Member Var E. Ance