Funny Hockey Player Name Generator
Pun names for beer league rosters and created players
Invented pun names for made-up hockey players, each a first and last name that hides a hockey term: Zam Boney, Hattie Trick, Rick O'Shay, Penny Killer, Emmett Nett and Paul D. Goalie. Made for beer league rosters, created players and group chats.
About funny hockey player names
Every name in this list is a made-up player whose first and last name add up to a hockey term. Say them out loud: Rick O'Shay scores off a skate, Penny Killer works shorthanded, Emmett Nett finishes the game and Paul D. Goalie is the reason he can. None of them is meant to be a real player, past or present, and the joke is always the hockey word, never a person.
The puns come from six places. Rulebook names use plays and penalties (Hugh King, Sal Ashing, Miles Offside, Manny Onice). Scoring names cover shots and celebrations (Wanda Timer, Topher Shelf, Nat Hattrick, Sally Bration). Goalies get their own crease (Glover Save, Brick Wahl, Twain D. Pipes), and so do the rink and the equipment bag (Zam Boney, Brock Enstick, Dasher Boards, Walter Bottle). Roster and front office names fill out the bench (Hal T. Scratch, Cal Lupp, Freya Gent), and a last group belongs to beer league, old-time hockey and the family carpool (Layton Ice, Ollie Timer, Carla Pool).
A handful carry an announcer-style nickname in the middle, such as Will "Never Backchecks" Coast. Most names work best at the position they describe, so put Stanton Hishead in net and Sherry Picker on the wing.
How to choose funny hockey player names
- Read a name aloud before you use it. The pun lives in the sound: Saul Cerpass and Newt Ralzone look odd on paper and land the moment someone says them.
- Match the name to the position on a created-player screen. Glover Save and Greta Stop belong in goal, Ford Checker on the fourth line and Penny Killer on the penalty kill.
- Build a whole line from one theme. Hugh King, Sal Ashing and Tripp N. Fall make a penalty box line, and Layton Ice, Gus Dout and Otto Shape make a beer league one.
- For a jersey back, check that the joke survives without the first name. If it does not, keep the initial: Z. BONEY and P. KILLER still read, a bare KING does not.
- Keep the roster invented. These jokes work in a group chat because the punchline is a hockey term and never a real person.
Frequently asked questions
What are some funny hockey player names?
The classics are puns on hockey terms: Zam Boney, Hattie Trick, Rick O'Shay, Penny Killer and Emmett Nett. For a goalie try Glover Save or Brick Wahl, and for the teammate who never passes there is Hogan Puck. All of them are in the list.
Are these real hockey players?
No. Every entry is an invented pun and none is meant to match a real player. If you are looking for real players who happen to have unusual names, this page will not help, because it is for made-up rosters only.
Where can I use these names?
They are written for beer league roster sheets, created players in hockey video games, skits, short stories and group chats. A few also work as a bench nickname for the friend who fits, such as Will "Never Backchecks" Coast or Sherry Picker.
How do I make my own hockey pun name?
Start from a hockey term and say it slowly until a first name falls out. "Empty net" gives Emmett Nett, "one-timer" gives Wanda Timer and "pulled goalie" gives Paul D. Goalie. A middle initial can carry a spare syllable, as in Chip N. Chase.
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All 500 funny hockey player names
A: 18 names
- Abel Sauce
- Aggie Tator
- Al Daytourney
- Al Ternate
- Al Umni
- Allie Starr
- Althea Onice
- Anita Goal
- Ann Forcer
- Ann Ouncer
- Ann Termission
- Anne Them
- Annette Drive
- Annette Front
- Arbie Tration
- Aria Pass
- Armin Dair
- Asa Sist
B: 49 names
- Bach Checker
- Bach Pressure
- Bach Tobach
- Baker Skates
- Banks Offboards
- Bar Downey
- Barnaby Storm
- Barney Burner
- Barron Inn
- Barry Dit
- Barry Tired
- Bea Division
- Bea Hindenet
- Bea R. League
- Beau T. Goal
- Beau Tician
- Becca Hand
- Becca Thenet
- Beck Upp
- Beck Wards
- Becky Ardrink
- Ben Derr
- Benji Warmer
- Bess Kitt
- Biggs Ave
- Biggs Twopoints
- Bill "The Lead" Early
- Bill Ett
- Blake Ace
- Blu Atire
- Blu Lyons
- Blu Paint
- Bo Ardin
- Bo N. Arrow
- Bob "And Weave" Winger
- Bob L. Puck
- Bodie Check
- Boots Asposts
- Boyd Battle
- Bree Zers
- Brett Basket
- Brick Wahl
- Brock Enstick
- Brynn Aringer
- Bubba Hockey
- Buck "Stops Here" Tendy
- Buck Ett
- Bud Erfly
- Buzz R. Beater
C: 32 names
- Cal Lupp
- Cam Pinvite
- Cap Hitt
- Cap Space
- Cara Cter
- Carla Pool
- Carrie "The Puck" Inn
- Celly Hardy
- Chase "The Puck" Carrier
- Chester Protector
- Chet Darr
- Chet Out
- Chick N. Pasta
- Chick N. Wire
- Chip Dout
- Chip E. Ice
- Chip N. Chase
- Chris Crosscheck
- Chuck A. Puck
- Claire D'Zone
- Clara Waivers
- Clint Chaspot
- Coco Hott
- Cole "As Ice" Finish
- Colin Icing
- Connie Cession
- Connie Siderations
- Connie Solation
- Corny Battles
- Crash "The Crease" Hardy
- Cuddy Angle
- Cyn Binn
D: 24 names
- Dan Gler
- Dasher Boards
- Dawn Practice
- Dee Fence
- Dee Flection
- Dee Nide
- Deke N. Dangle
- Della Game
- Denton Garage
- Destin Kick
- Dewar Die
- Dewey "Have A" Chance
- Dewey Splits
- Dez Peration
- Dora Stepp
- Dot Winn
- Doug Itout
- Drew A. Penalty
- Drew Pinn
- Dub L. Minor
- Dub L. Runners
- Dub L. Shift
- Duncan Chase
- Dusty Benchley
E: 16 names
- Earl E. Ice
- Earl E. Lead
- Earl E. Whistle
- Easton West
- Eaton Pucks
- Eb Bugg
- Ed Fake
- Edgar Work
- Effie One
- Ella Vate
- Elle Bowing
- Ellie Mination
- Em Bellish
- Emmett Nett
- Enner G. Line
- Eve Nupp
F: 22 names
- Farrah Side
- Faye Kshot
- Faye Soff
- Fifi Fifty
- Finn Isher
- Fiona Three
- Fisher Bowles
- Flex Whipple
- Flip Pout
- Flo Dice
- Flo Ter
- Flora Hockey
- Ford Checker
- Ford Fitt
- Ford Lyner
- Freya Gent
- Fritz D. Puck
- Frost E. Pond
- Fuller Credit
- Fuller Sixty
- Furst Period
- Furst Starr
G: 13 names
- Gabe Misconduct
- Gibb N. Go
- Gil T. Party
- Ginger Snapshot
- Glover Save
- Golda Medal
- Golda Tender
- Goodwin Room
- Gray Beardsley
- Greta Stop
- Grocer E. Stick
- Gus Dout
- Gus Egg
H: 27 names
- Hal Fice
- Hal Fwall
- Hal T. Scratch
- Hank A. Banner
- Hans Medowns
- Hans Pass
- Hans Shakeline
- Hardy Hatt
- Hardy Shot
- Hattie Trick
- Hawk E. Bagg
- Hawk E. Sense
- Hawk E. Stop
- Henry Draft
- Hogan Puck
- Holden Deline
- Holden Stick
- Hollis Grind
- Homer Ice
- Howie Dewit
- Howie Tzer
- Hugh D. Post
- Hugh King
- Hunter Tenpercent
- Hy Lightreel
- Hy Slott
- Hy Stick
I: 11 names
- Ian Tangibles
- Ida Passed
- Ima Goalie
- Inda Crease
- Inda Doghouse
- Inda Rafters
- Ira Nman
- Isla Skate
- Ivana Shift
- Izzy Offside
- Izzy Whatitis
J: 8 names
- Jamie Tinn
- Jen Ralmanager
- Jersey Fowle
- Jersey Tucker
- Jim Boree
- June Yorr
- Juss Tonside
- Justin Thecrease
K: 9 names
- Kat Reflexes
- Kenny Skate
- Kent "Buy A" Goal
- Kent Seeit
- Kik Dinn
- Kip Itsimple
- Kirby Blade
- Kriss Barr
- Krista Overs
L: 33 names
- Lacey Skates
- Lars Enny
- Lars Toffice
- Lawson Edge
- Layton Ice
- Lefty Skatefirst
- Lefty Winger
- Lem E. Play
- Lerna Skate
- Les Icetime
- Les Rebounds
- Lettie Flow
- Levon Thirty
- Lexi Glass
- Lita Ship
- Liv Forhockey
- Lon G. Shift
- Lon G. Stride
- Lotta Wheels
- Lottie Pick
- Lou Dhorn
- Lou Zerpoint
- Lou Zingstreak
- Lowe Cycle
- Lowe G. Average
- Luce Puck
- Lucy Rivet
- Luke "Off" Defender
- Lyle Sout
- Lyn Change
- Lynne Mate
- Lyon Sman
- Lyta Lamp
M: 27 names
- Mae Kupcall
- Major Penalty
- Manny Advantage
- Manny Jerr
- Manny Onice
- Mark "Your Man" Close
- Max Contract
- Max Cott
- Max Saves
- Mercy Rule
- Mick Dupp
- Miles Offside
- Miles Stone
- Mina Leaguer
- Minnie Munch
- Minnie Sticks
- Minnie Vann
- Missy Conduct
- Misty Nett
- Mitch Agann
- Mitch Igan
- Mitey Sonice
- Moe Torr
- Moore Ings
- Muck N. Grind
- Muffin Mann
- Mull Ett
N: 19 names
- Nat Chos
- Nat Hattrick
- Nat Uralice
- Neil Hockey
- Neil Slide
- Nell Biter
- Nettie Minder
- Neva Changes
- Neva Passes
- Neva Sawit
- Newt Ralzone
- Nick "Of Time" Goal
- Nick Guard
- Noah Call
- Noah Goal
- Noah Trade
- Noel Icing
- Noel Lookpass
- Nuck L. Puck
O: 14 names
- Olden Slow
- Ollie Timer
- Ona Breakaway
- Ona Heater
- Onda Fly
- Opie Nett
- Opie Ningnight
- Otis Hero
- Otto Dorrink
- Otto Shape
- Ova Forty
- Ova Glass
- Ova Rager
- Owen Fees
P: 26 names
- Paddy Save
- Paige D. Price
- Paige Fees
- Parker Lott
- Pat "On The" Padds
- Pat L. Down
- Paul D. Goalie
- Penny Box
- Penny Killer
- Penny Shot
- Perry Meter
- Perry Odd
- Pete Zah
- Peyton Play
- Phil D'Net
- Pickens Corners
- Piv Ott
- Polk Check
- Poppy Bottle
- Posten Inn
- Powell Forward
- Powell Play
- Preston Box
- Purdy Goal
- Putnam Incoach
- Pye Lonn
Q: 1 name
- Quinn C. Dental
R: 35 names
- Raleigh Towel
- Red Lyne
- Reed Direct
- Reese Call
- Reese Urface
- Reg Ulation
- Reid "The Play" Wright
- Renta Goalie
- Rex League
- Rhea Bound
- Rhea Guard
- Rhett Irednumber
- Rhett Light
- Rhoda Bus
- Rhoda Pine
- Rhoda Tripp
- Rick O'Shay
- Rimma Round
- Ringo Diron
- Rink Ratliff
- Rip Itt
- Robin Round
- Robin Shooters
- Rocky Hands
- Rollo Player
- Ron Jersey
- Ron Ningtime
- Rook E. Dinner
- Rook E. Lap
- Roy L. Road
- Ruffin Minor
- Russ T. Legs
- Rusty Blades
- Rusty Gates
- Ruth Daddy
S: 47 names
- Sal Arycap
- Sal Ashing
- Sal Ladd
- Sally Bration
- Sandy Bagger
- Sandy Paper
- Sarah Monial
- Saul Cerpass
- Saul Dout
- Sava Lot
- Schott Blocker
- Scora Keeper
- Scout Ingstaff
- Seamus Pass
- Senta Rice
- Seth Upman
- Seymour Pucks
- Sharon Thepuck
- Sharpe Edges
- Sharpe Shooter
- Sherry Picker
- Shin E. Stick
- Shirley Agoal
- Shorty Bench
- Shorty Goal
- Skip Morningskate
- Skip Warmups
- Slappy Shotwell
- Sloane Start
- Soffie Goal
- Sophie Moreslump
- Spin O'Rama
- Squire Upp
- Stacy Athome
- Stan Chion
- Stan Dings
- Stanton Hishead
- Steele Blades
- Stella Onside
- Stoney Wall
- Stretch Passmore
- Sue Perstition
- Sue Spenders
- Susan Tickets
- Sutton Death
- Sy Eve
- Sy Wren
T: 35 names
- Tag Upton
- Tara Getts
- Tate Totape
- Teddy Baretoss
- Tenn Fortyfive
- Theron Three
- Thurman High
- Tic L. Twine
- Tilda Streetlights
- Tim Keeper
- Tipp Inn
- Titus Laces
- Tobey Namedlater
- Todd Manrush
- Todd Ragg
- Topher Shelf
- Topp Seed
- Topp Six
- Topp Speed
- Topper Corner
- Trapp Ezoid
- Trav L. Team
- Trey Deadline
- Trey Ler
- Trigg Erman
- Trip L. Overtime
- Tripp N. Fall
- Troy Phee
- Trudy Wickets
- Tula Inpass
- Twain D. Benches
- Twain D. Pipes
- Ty Breaker
- Ty Game
- Tye Mout
U: 2 names
- Umber Ella
- Upton Stairs
V: 6 names
- Vetter Ann
- Vi O'Lation
- Vic Torylap
- Vida O'Review
- Vincent Down
- Vy Zor
W: 22 names
- Walt "Right In" Alone
- Walter Bottle
- Wanda Timer
- Waverly Doff
- Wendy Mill
- Whit Board
- Whit Out
- Wilde Card
- Will "Never Backchecks" Coast
- Will Powerplay
- Willie Score
- Wing Knight
- Winna Mugg
- Winnie Ngoal
- Woody Twigg
- Woolie Sweater
- Wray Paround
- Wright Winger
- Wyatt O'Net
- Wynn "The Draw" Clean
- Wynn Dupp
- Wynn Ingstreak
Y: 1 name
- Yardley Sale