Funny Female Cat Name Generator

Puns, titles and deadpan names for girl cats

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Generate funny female cat names, from celebrity puns like Tuna Turner, Feline Dion and Glenn Claws to grand titles like Baroness Biscuitmaker and deadpan lady names like Judith.

About funny female cat names

Most names on this list read as female, and that is the point of the page. The jokes come from four conventions. The first is the pun on a famous woman: singers and actors (Tuna Turner, Feline Dion, Lucille Furball, Glenn Claws), writers (J.K. Prowling, Mary Shedley), women from history (Cleopawtra, Nefurtiti, Eleanor Mousevelt) and heroines from books, film and TV (Catniss Everclean, Fluffy the Vampire Slayer, Phoebe Fluffay).

The second is the title. Breeders call an adult female cat a queen, and most cats behave as if they know it, so Lady, Queen, Miss, Dame, Madame and Countess all fit: Miss Demeanor, Queen of Denial, Dame Naps-a-Lot, Countess von Scratchenpost. The third is the deadpan lady name. Calling a kitten Judith, Marjorie or Sheila from Payroll is funny because it belongs to someone who runs a church raffle, not to an animal that falls off the sofa.

The fourth is attitude: diva and social-club names (Prima Donna, Homeowners Association President), job titles for cat habits, feminine (Red Dot Huntress, Hairball Heiress) or not (Sunbeam Inspector, Treat Negotiator), desserts with a lady's name in them (Peach Melba, Crepe Suzette) and breed and coat puns (Ragdolly Parton, Tortie Spice). Coat puns suit girls for a reason: almost all calico and tortoiseshell cats are female.

How to choose funny female cat names

  • Decide which convention fits her. A regal, aloof cat suits a title such as The Dowager Countess, a clumsy one is funnier as Judith or Big Deb, and a loud one has earned Opera Diva at 3 AM.
  • Pick a pun on a woman your household knows. Joni Mittens and Debbie Hairy land with music fans, while Catniss Everclean and Purrsei Lannister land with readers and TV watchers.
  • Give a long title a call name. Her Royal Highness Princess Toe Beans can be Beans at dinner time and keep the full style for the vet's paperwork.
  • Use her coat. Neapolitan and Tortie Spice suit calicos and torties, Betty Whitesocks suits white paws, and Barbra Stripesand suits a tabby.
  • Say it out loud in a calling voice. Miss Demeanor and Auntie Social work when shouted down a hallway, and that is where a cat name gets used most.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny names for a girl cat?

Celebrity puns are the favorites: Tuna Turner, Feline Dion, Stevie Licks, Glenn Claws and Lucille Furball. Titles such as Miss Demeanor, Queen of Denial and Baroness Biscuitmaker suit a cat with opinions. For a deadpan laugh, try a plain lady name like Judith, Marjorie or Sheila from Payroll.

How is this different from the funny cat name generator?

The general page mixes male, female and neutral jokes. This list leans female: most names are built on women's names, feminine titles and words such as Huntress and Heiress, with some habit and dessert names that suit any cat. The list was drafted separately, so only a few names appear on both pages. If you do not mind a Sir or a Mister in the mix, use both.

What is a female cat called?

Breeders call an adult female cat a queen, and a male a tom. That makes royal joke names oddly accurate, from Queen of the Sunbeam and Mary Queen of Scratch to Her Majesty the Floof.

Are calico cats always female?

Almost always. The orange and black coat colors are carried on the X chromosome, so a cat normally needs two X chromosomes to show both, and male calicos and tortoiseshells are rare. Names such as Neapolitan, Calico Chanel, Tortie Spice and Tortellina suit those coats.

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All 500 funny female cat names

This is the complete list the generator above draws its random batches from, sorted A to Z and grouped by first letter.

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A: 21 names

  • Abigail Catdams
  • Abyssinia Later
  • Ada Lovelaps
  • Alanis Meowrissette
  • Amelia Furhart
  • Amy Prowler
  • Angel Food
  • Angela Pouncebury
  • Ankle Ambusher
  • Anna Catrenina
  • Anne Chovy
  • Anne Furboleyn
  • Anne Mice
  • Annie Get Your Yarn
  • Annie Lynx
  • Annie Pawkley
  • Apple Betty
  • Apple Charlotte
  • Arya Kitten Me
  • Auntie Social
  • Aurora Snorealis

B: 34 names

  • Babs
  • Baby Spice
  • Bananas Foster
  • Barb
  • Barbra Stripesand
  • Baroness Biscuitmaker
  • Baroness von Hiss
  • Beatrix Pawter
  • Beauty Queen
  • Becky With the Good Fur
  • Bed Hog
  • Bellatrix LeStretch
  • Belle of the Hairball
  • Bertha
  • Betsy Paws
  • Bette Mittler
  • Betty Whitesocks
  • Bev
  • Beyawncé
  • Big Deb
  • Bingo Night Legend
  • Biscuit Maker
  • Black Whisker
  • Blanket Kneader
  • Bonnie and Claw
  • Book Club President
  • Boudikitty
  • Box Inspector General
  • Breakfast Enforcer
  • Brenda
  • Bridezilla
  • Bridge Club Treasurer
  • Brown Betty
  • Buttercream

C: 39 names

  • Calico Chanel
  • Can Opener Siren
  • Captain Meowvel
  • Carol Purrnett
  • Carol Two
  • Carrie Bradclaw
  • Cat Blanchett
  • Catherine Purr
  • Cathy With a C
  • Catilda
  • Catlamity Jane
  • Catnip Heiress
  • Catniss Everclean
  • Catwoman
  • Challah Back Girl
  • Chaos Coordinator
  • Charlene
  • Charlotte Russe
  • Cher Khan
  • Chief Purr Officer
  • Christmas Tree Climber
  • Church Bake Sale Champion
  • Cinderpaws
  • Cindy Clawford
  • Clara Pawton
  • Clawella de Vil
  • Clawrissa
  • Clementine Cake
  • Cleopawtra
  • Closet Explorer
  • Coco Chameow
  • Connie
  • Contessa Catnip
  • Couch Countess
  • Countess Crumbsnatcher
  • Countess von Scratchenpost
  • Coupon Queen
  • Crepe Suzette
  • Cyndi Pawper

D: 26 names

  • Dame Blanche
  • Dame Edna Everpurr
  • Dame Naps-a-Lot
  • Dame Shirley Sassy
  • Dancing Queen
  • Danielle Steals
  • Daphne Bridgerfur
  • Darlene
  • Deb
  • Debbie Hairy
  • Devil's Food
  • Diane
  • Diane Kitten
  • Diane von Furrstenberg
  • Dinner Bell
  • Director of Naps
  • Diva
  • Dolley Catison
  • Donna
  • Donna Slumber
  • Doorway Blocker
  • Dorothy Tail
  • Drama Queen
  • Drew Hairymore
  • Duchess of Cardboard
  • Duchess of Yowl

E: 19 names

  • Eartha Kitten
  • Edna
  • Eileen
  • Eleanor Mousevelt
  • Eleanor of Aquitabby
  • Eleanor Rigby
  • Eliza Doolittle Today
  • Elizabeth Purrnet
  • Elizabeth Tailor
  • Elsa Let It Go
  • Emily Purrst
  • Emmeline Pawnkhurst
  • Empress Dowager Floofy
  • Empress Josefeline
  • Empress of the Laundry Basket
  • Enid
  • Enyawn
  • Ernestine
  • Eunice

F: 14 names

  • Fainting Couch
  • Feather Wand Champion
  • Felinda
  • Feline Dion
  • Femme Fatale
  • First Lady of the Windowsill
  • Flo
  • Florence and the Meowchine
  • Florence Nightprowl
  • Fluffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Francine
  • Funny Girl
  • Furgie
  • Furnanda

G: 24 names

  • Gail
  • Garden Club Chair
  • General Organa of Naps
  • Georgia O'Kitty
  • Geraldine
  • Gift Wrap Saboteur
  • Ginger Snap
  • Ginger Spice
  • Girl, Interrupting
  • Girlboss
  • Glass Pusher
  • Glenda
  • Glenn Claws
  • Glinda the Good Kitty
  • Golden Girl
  • Goldie Yawn
  • Gone Girl
  • Gossip Girl
  • Gouda Girl
  • Grandma Meowses
  • Granny Smith
  • Gravity Tester
  • Guinepurr
  • Gwen Stefurry

H: 29 names

  • Hair Tie Huntress
  • Hairball Heiress
  • Hall Monitor
  • Hallway Howler
  • Harpurr Lee
  • Head Cheerleader
  • Head of Security
  • Helen Again
  • Helen of Toy
  • Helen Purren
  • Helicopter Mom
  • Her Excellency the Inconvenient
  • Her Grace Disgrace
  • Her Ladyship of the Linen Closet
  • Her Majesty the Floof
  • Her Royal Highness Princess Toe Beans
  • Her Sassiness
  • Hermeowne Granger
  • Hilda
  • Himalayla
  • Hissabelle
  • Hissandra
  • Hissy Elliott
  • Holly Go-Lightly on the Counter
  • Homecoming Queen
  • Homeowners Association President
  • Hortense
  • Houseguest Judge
  • Hypawtia

I: 5 names

  • Ingrid Purrgman
  • Interior Decorator
  • Irene
  • Isabella of Catstile
  • It Girl

J: 10 names

  • J.K. Prowling
  • Jam Tart
  • Jasmine Rice
  • Jennifurr Aniston
  • Joan of Arch
  • Jodie Fostercat
  • Joni Mittens
  • Joyce
  • Judith
  • Just Helen

K: 6 names

  • Kate Bushytail
  • Kate Winslept
  • Katharine Hepurrn
  • Kathy With a K
  • Katy Purry
  • Knitting Supervisor

L: 34 names

  • Lady and the Scamp
  • Lady Baltimore
  • Lady Bird Watcher
  • Lady Jane Greyfur
  • Lady Knocks-Things-Over
  • Lady Loaf
  • Lady Macpaws
  • Lady Madonna
  • Lady Marmalade
  • Lady of the Lap
  • Lady Pouncington
  • Lady Purrington
  • Lady Sheds-a-Lot
  • Lady Snootington
  • Lady Whistledown the Hall
  • Lady Yowlsworth
  • Ladyfinger
  • Lap Warmer
  • Laptop Warmer
  • Laundry Supervisor
  • Lazy Susan
  • Leading Lady
  • Leslie Nope
  • Linda
  • Liza Meownelli
  • Loaf Queen
  • Lois
  • Loretta Lynx
  • Lorraine
  • Louisa May Alcat
  • Lucille Furball
  • Lucrezia Purrgia
  • Lucy van Pelt
  • Luna Lovefood

M: 75 names

  • Madam CEO
  • Madam Chairwoman of the Bored
  • Madam President of the Porch
  • Madame Butterflychaser
  • Madame Curiosity
  • Madame Fluffypants
  • Madame Secretary of Naps
  • Madeleine
  • Madge
  • Maid of Dishonor
  • Mall Walker
  • Marchioness of Meowchester
  • Marcia
  • Margaret Catwood
  • Margaret Scratcher
  • Marie Catoinette
  • Marie Purrie
  • Marjorie
  • Marlene
  • Martha Mewart
  • Martha Washingfur
  • Mary Furry
  • Mary Queen of Scratch
  • Mary Shedley
  • Mary Tyler Meow
  • Mata Hairy
  • Material Girl
  • Mean Girl
  • Melissa McCatthy
  • Meowbel
  • Meowleficent
  • Meowlissa
  • Meowly Cyrus
  • Meowna Lisa
  • Meowrgaret
  • Meowriah Carey
  • Meowticia Addams

M, continued

  • Meowyn of Rohan
  • Mewdusa
  • Mewlan
  • Mewliet
  • Mewlinda
  • Mezzo Meowprano
  • Michelle Purrfeiffer
  • Midge
  • Midnight Zoomer
  • Minerva McClawnagall
  • Minister of Mischief
  • Minnie Mouser
  • Miss Behavin
  • Miss Chief
  • Miss Communication
  • Miss Conduct
  • Miss Congeniality
  • Miss Demeanor
  • Miss Direction
  • Miss Fortune
  • Miss Frizzlefur
  • Miss Fussbudget
  • Miss Information
  • Miss Muffin
  • Miss Placed Hair Tie
  • Miss Priss
  • Miss Thing
  • Miss Trial
  • Miss Understood
  • Molly Pitcher of Cream
  • Momager
  • Mother of Hairballs
  • Mother of the Bride
  • Mother-in-Law
  • Mrs. Claws
  • Mrs. Doubtfur
  • Muriel
  • Myrtle

N: 14 names

  • Nadine
  • Nancy from Next Door
  • Nancy Mew
  • Naomi Catbell
  • Neapolitan
  • Nefurtiti
  • Neighborhood Watch Captain
  • Nellie Fly Chaser
  • New Girl
  • Nicki Meownaj
  • Nicole Kitman
  • Nigella Clawson
  • Night Shift Manager
  • Norma

O: 4 names

  • Ofelinia
  • Opera Diva at 3 AM
  • Ornament Assassin
  • Other Linda

P: 36 names

  • Padme Napidala
  • Pageant Mom
  • Paper Towel Artist
  • Patricia
  • Patsy Feline
  • Patty Cake
  • Patty Melt
  • Paulette
  • Pavlova
  • Pawlette
  • Pawndora
  • Pawsephine
  • Peach Melba
  • Pearl Clutcher
  • Peggy
  • Penne Lane
  • Peppermint Catty
  • Persian Rugrat
  • Phoebe Fluffay
  • Pilates Instructor
  • Pillow Thief
  • Pippi Longwhiskers
  • Plant Assassin
  • Posh Spice
  • Prima Ballerina
  • Prima Donna
  • Princess and the Pea Coat
  • Princess Leia Down
  • Princess No
  • Princess Peach Fuzz
  • Princess Sassypants
  • Prom Queen
  • Proud Mary
  • PTA President
  • Pumpkin Spice
  • Purrsei Lannister

Q: 11 names

  • Queen B
  • Queen of Denial
  • Queen of Puddings
  • Queen of Sheba's Couch
  • Queen of Tarts
  • Queen of the Cardboard Castle
  • Queen of the Sofa
  • Queen of the Sunbeam
  • Queen Tut-Tut
  • Queen Victoripaw
  • Quilting Bee Queen

R: 13 names

  • Rachael Stray
  • Ragdolly Parton
  • Rapawnzel
  • Red Dot Huntress
  • Red Velvet
  • Regina George
  • Retired Mouse Huntress
  • Rey of Sunshine
  • Roberta
  • Rosemary Focaccia
  • Rosie the Riveted
  • Russian Bluebell
  • Ruth

S: 35 names

  • Sailor Meown
  • Sally Lunn
  • Sapphurr
  • Sarah Clawnor
  • Sassafras
  • Scarlett O'Hairball
  • Scary Spice
  • Schepurrazade
  • Selena Meowmez
  • Shania Twine
  • She-Roar
  • Sheila from Payroll
  • Shelf Clearer
  • Sheryl Meow
  • Shirley
  • Shirley Tumble
  • Showgirl
  • Sia Meese
  • Snack Auditor
  • Snow Whitepaws
  • Soccer Mom
  • Sock Collector
  • Sofa Sculptor
  • Soprano
  • Sorority President
  • Sphynx Minx
  • Sporty Spice
  • Sprinkle Queen
  • Squirrel TV Critic
  • Staircase Sprinter
  • Stella McCatney
  • Stevie Licks
  • Suitcase Stowaway
  • Sunbeam Inspector
  • Susan B. Catthony

T: 25 names

  • Tabbigail
  • Tabby Gabor
  • Tabby Wynette
  • Tabitha Twitchit
  • Tammy
  • That Girl
  • The Boss Lady
  • The Dowager Countess
  • The Dowager Fluff
  • The Manager
  • The Supervisor
  • Thelma
  • Theodorable
  • Tiana Tuna
  • Tilda Swatton
  • Tiny Landlady
  • Toe Biter
  • Torbie Spelling
  • Tortellina
  • Tortie Spice
  • Tracy From the Salon
  • Treat Negotiator
  • Tuna Detective
  • Tuna Turner
  • Tuxedo Gown

U: 4 names

  • Uma Purrman
  • Understudy
  • Upholstery Critic
  • Uptown Girl

V: 8 names

  • Velma
  • Venus de Meowlo
  • Vera Fang
  • Victoria Sponge
  • Virginia Ham
  • Virginia Wool
  • Viscountess Velvetpaws
  • VP of Shedding

W: 6 names

  • Whiskmina
  • Whistler's Mouser
  • Whitney Meowston
  • Wilma
  • Window Commentator
  • Wonder Whiskers

X: 1 name

  • Xena Warrior Purrincess

Y: 4 names

  • Yarn Strategist
  • Yoga Instructor
  • Your Aunt Joan
  • Yvonne

Z: 3 names

  • Zelda Zoomies
  • Zoom Call Crasher
  • Zsa Zsa Gapurr