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A: 39 names

• A Bird in the Hand Beats Two on the Wing
• A Stitch in Time Saves Nine Trades
• A Tale of Two Halves
• Absence Makes the Bench Grow Stronger
• Accounts Receivable Rucks
• Advantage Over
• Advantage Played Out
• Affordable Forwards
• Airport Lounge Locks
• All Backs, No Platform
• All Chat, No Carries
• All In on Round One
• All Killer, No Filler XV
• All's Fair in Mauls and War
• Always Captain the Openside
• Analysis Paralysis Pack
• Annual Leave Lineouts
• Another One Bites the Turf
• Any Reason Not to Award It
• Apocalypse Scrum
• Armband Amnesia
• Armband and Dangerous
• Armband Anxiety
• Armband Envy
• Armband Hot Potato
• Armband Merry-Go-Round
• Armband of Brothers
• Armband on the Wrong Arm
• Armband Regret
• Armband Swap Shop
• Asleep at Lockout
• Auckland Calling
• Auto Sub Saved My Week
• Auto-Pick Aristocrats
• Autumn Nations Leaf Blowers
• Autumn Window Shoppers
• Average Score Above Average
• Away Supporters' Coach
• Away Win in Paris

B: 70 names

• Back Lift Believers
• Back Row Moves
• Back Row or Bust
• Back Three Musketeers
• Back to Back Winners
• Backline Move Named After Lunch
• Backs Decide by How Many
• Backs Moves Nobody Remembers
• Backs Never Hit Rucks
• Banana Kick Split
• Banter Merchants XV
• Bargain Bin Back Row
• Bargain Hunters' Union
• Base Stats Believers
• Basement Price Bandits
• Beaten by an Auto-Pick
• Bench Outscored the Starters
• Bench Split Personality
• Benched and Scored Anyway
• Benefit of the Doubt Brigade
• Bento Box Kick
• Better Late Mail Than Never
• Bib Collectors
• Bib Wearers United
• Big Picture Box Kicks
• Bledisloe Cup Half Empty
• Blew the Budget on a Fly-Half
• Blindside Parking
• Blue Chip Back Three
• Boarding Pass Backs
• Boardroom Breakdown
• Boilerhouse Boys
• Bomb Disposal Unit
• Bonus for the Fifty Twenty-Two
• Bonus Point Grand Slam Math

B, continued

• Booster Used Too Early
• Boot Bag Carriers
• Boot Money Points
• Bordeaux Line Break
• Born to Run Meters
• Boss Is Winning Again
• Bottom Dollar Backs
• Bottom of the Mini-League
• Bought at Peak Price
• Bought High, Sold Low
• Bought the Hype
• Bow to the Ladder Leaders
• Box Kick Office
• Break Room Backs
• Breakdown Cover
• Breakdown Steal Dealers
• Breakeven Bedtime Stories
• Breakeven Bookkeepers
• Breakeven Heartbreak
• Breaking Bench
• Bring Him In, Watch Him Rest
• Brisbane Heat Policy
• Broken Field Trip
• Bronze Final Enthusiasts
• Budget Blowout
• Budget Bolters
• Budget Front Row
• Bullet Train to the Try Line
• Bunker Says No
• Burned the Last Trade in May
• Buyer's Remorse XV
• Bye Planning Committee
• Bye Round Architects
• Bye Round Bingo
• Bye Week Bandwagon

C: 82 names

• Calcutta Cup of Tea
• Call Center Centers
• Called It in Preseason
• Came On for Three Minutes
• Camera Off Chargedown
• Canteen Conversions
• Cape Town Cable Car Carries
• Captain Chaos Theory
• Captain Fantastic Fixture
• Captain Flip-Flop
• Captain My Captain Scored Six
• Captain Named at Eighteenth Man
• Captain Obvious Choice
• Captain of the Reserves
• Captain on the Bench
• Captain Picked by Dartboard
• Captain Rested for the Final
• Captain Scored Four
• Captain's Armband Roulette
• Captain's Challenge Accepted
• Captain's Referral Service
• Captaincy by Committee
• Captained a Player on the Bye
• Captained the Water Carrier
• Car Park Kickers
• Cardiff Castle Keepers
• Cardiff Roof Closed

C, continued

• Carry Count Kings
• Carry-On Carriers
• Carthorses and Racehorses
• Cash Cow Paddock
• Cash Cows Come Home
• Cash Strapped Champions
• Catch and Drive Thru
• Ceiling Game Chasers
• Century Round Club
• Challenge Cup Runneth Over
• Challenge Lost in Round One
• Champions Cup Cakes
• Champions' Dinner Hosts
• Championship Sunday Roast
• Charge Down Under
• Chasing the Easy Draw
• Cheap Seats, Rich Pickings
• Cheapies and Keepers
• Cheat Sheet Scholars
• Check the Grounding
• Cherry Blossom Season Ticket
• Chip Off the Old Chase
• Circle Back Row
• Clean Out Crew
• Clean Shorts Club
• Clean Sweep Brigade
• Clear by a Hundred

C, continued

• Clearance Rack Locks
• Clinical Finishers
• Clocking Off at Halftime
• Close of Business Chargedown
• Closing Out the Game
• Club Bias Confirmed
• Club Versus Country Dilemma
• Coalface Committee
• Collapsed Maul Economy
• Commissioner's Pet
• Complete Your Sets
• Completion Rate Ninety
• Compliance Crash Ball
• Confirmed Starters Only
• Conversion Points Counted
• Corrective Trade Clinic
• Counterattack of the Clones
• Coupon Clipping Centers
• Cover Defense Cover Band
• Cover for Every Position
• Cover for My Cover
• Crash Ball Bearings
• Croissant Field Kick
• Crossfield Kick Starters
• Crossing the Line Legally
• Crown Without the Slam
• Curiosity Benched the Fullback
• Currie Cup of Kindness

D: 46 names

• Deadline Day Dawdlers
• Deadline Day Desk Jockeys
• Decimal Point Heartbreak
• Deep Bench Thinkers
• Defenders Beaten Path
• Defending Champions' XV
• Deliberate Knock-On Merchants
• Depot Drop Goals
• Depth Chart Daydreams
• Depth for Days
• Derby Day Deniers
• Dial M for Maul
• Discount Dummy Runners
• Dispatch Dummy Halves
• Dominant Tackle Dividend
• Don't Count Your Tries
• Donkeys and Show Ponies
• Double Digit Carries
• Double Movement Detectives
• Double or Nothing Skipper
• Double Points Daydream
• Double Points Doubters
• Double Points, Half the Effort

D, continued

• Doubled a Dud
• Doubled the Wrong Half
• Downgrade to Upgrade
• Draft Day Dropouts
• Draft Dodging Fullbacks
• Draft Now, Fix Later
• Draw and Pass Notes
• Drift Defense League
• Driving Maul Lessons
• Drop Goal in the Ocean
• Dry Track Backline
• Dual Eligibility Dreamers
• Dual Position Dilemma
• Dual Position Wizards
• Dublin Down on Kickers
• Dude, Where's My Captain
• Dugout Daydreamers
• Dummy Half Measures
• Dummy Jump Decoys
• Dummy Sold Separately
• Dunedin Under the Roof
• Durban Legends
• Duty Free Kicks

E: 29 names

• Early Engagement Party
• Economy of Scrum
• Eden Park Bench
• Edge Forward Thinking
• Edinburgh Weekend Away
• Egg Chasers United
• Eight Do the Work
• Eight Forwards, Nine Opinions
• Eighteenth Man Standing
• Eighty Minute Engines
• Eliminated in Week Two
• Emergency Contact Sport
• Emergency Cover Never Covers
• Emergency Loop Hopefuls
• Emergency Was Not Needed
• End of Set Options
• End of Year Tour Guides
• Engine Room Receipts
• Engine Room With a View
• Error Count Rising
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Jersey
• Every Breakdown You Take
• Every Cash Cow Has Its Day
• Everyone Owns Him But Me
• Exit Strategy Consultants
• Expense Claim Conversions
• Expensive Mistakes XV
• Extended Squad Goals
• Extra Time Extra Fries

F: 58 names

• Faculty Lounge Flankers
• Fair Trade Front Row
• Fallen Premium Rescue
• Fallow Week Fidgets
• Fallow Week Philosophers
• Fallow Week Six Nations Blues
• Fan Zone Philosophers
• Fancy Dans in the Centers
• Fattening the Calves
• Favorites Tag Wearers
• Fear the Table Toppers
• Fend of the Line
• Ferris Bueller's Bye Round Off
• Field Goal Fever Dream
• Fielded Nine and Won
• Fifth Tackle Options
• Fifty Carries a Week
• Fifty Twenty-Two Vision
• Final Quarter Cavalry
• Final Teams Fever
• Final Trade Farewell
• Final Whistle Refreshers
• Finals Footy Fever
• Finance Floor Fly-Halves
• Finisher School
• Finishers, Not Starters
• Fire Drill Forwards
• First Game Friday
• Five Meter Fever

F, continued

• Five Rounds of Fury
• Five Wins From Five
• Fixture List Victims
• Flex Spot Flankers
• Fly-Half Measures
• Followed the Herd Off a Cliff
• Forced Drop-Out Farmers
• Forfeit Fund Contributors
• Forgot to Pick a Team
• Fortune Favors the Forwards
• Forty Tackles, No Tries
• Forty Twenty Hindsight
• Forward Dominated Fantasy
• Forwards Doing Back Things
• Forwards Thinking Backward
• Forwards Win Matches
• Forwards' Meeting Ran Long
• Four Year Cycle Path
• Free Kick for Feeding
• Free Transfer, Costly Mistake
• Fresh Legs Fallacy
• Friday Finish Fullbacks
• Front Desk Front Row
• Front Foot Ball Only
• Front of the Lineout Peel
• Front Row Kicking Game
• Front Row Union Dues
• Fukuoka Phase Play
• Fullback Catalog

G: 22 names

• Gain Line Accountants
• Gain Line Gainers
• Game Three Decider
• Garryowen Goal
• Gate Crashers at the Breakdown
• Glory Boys Out Back
• Go Forward Guarantee
• Goal Kicker Bonus Scheme
• Golden Point Accountants
• Golden Point Blank
• Golden Try Seekers
• Gone With the Wingers
• Grand Final Ticket Ballot
• Grand Slam Dunkers
• Graveyard Shift Grubbers
• Great Expectations, Poor Rounds
• Green Arrow Addicts
• Green Arrows Only
• Greener Pastures XV
• Grubber Soles
• Grunt Work Guild
• Gut Feel Selections

H: 30 names

• Hair Gel Backline
• Hand Off Policy
• Handover Fist
• Hands Off, It's a Ruck
• Hang Time Travelers
• Haste Makes Wingers
• Head and Shoulders Clear
• Head Office Hit Squad
• Head-to-Head Headaches
• Held Up Over the Line
• Held, Said the Referee
• High Ball Room Dancing
• High Floor Low Ceiling
• High Score of the Round
• Highest Score, Still Lost
• Hindsight Has the Armband
• Hindsight Selection Panel
• Hit Me With Your Best Offload
• Hit-Up and Hope
• Hit-Up Merchants
• Hold or Fold XV
• Holding On for Dear Life
• Home Final Hosts
• Home Fixture Hoarders
• Home Nations Homework
• Honey, I Shrunk the Bench
• Hong Kong Sevens Sleepers
• Host City Hoppers
• Hot Desk Dummy Runners
• Human Resources Halfbacks

I: 15 names

• I Want to Break Three Tackles
• Impact Player, No Impact
• Inevitable Grand Slam
• Inflation Adjusted Tries
• Inside Ball Insiders
• Interchange Bench Press
• Interchange Is as Good as a Rest
• Interchange of Heart
• Interchange Rate Mechanism
• Interchange Students
• Intern Leads the League
• International Window Cleaners
• Interstate of Mind
• Involvement Merchants
• IT Helpdesk Hit-Ups

J: 5 names

• Jackal Points Jackpot
• Jet Lag Jackals
• Job Done, Bonus Point Secured
• Job Security Guards
• Just Here for the Banter

K: 17 names

• Katsu Curry Carriers
• Keeper League Keepsakes
• Kick Chase Scene
• Kick Meters Matter
• Kick on the Last
• Kick Tennis Elbow
• Kicked to the Corner
• Kickers Get the Glory
• Kickoff Minus Five Minutes
• Kings of the Head-to-Head
• Kitchen Roster Rebels
• Knee Jerk Transfers
• Knock-On Effect Deniers
• Knocked Out by the Newbie
• Knockout Rugby Naps
• Kobe Beef Front Row
• Kyoto Kickoff Club

L: 54 names

• Ladder Leaders Briefly
• Ladle of Shame
• Last Day Title Race
• Last Feet Offside
• Last Place Wears the Tutu
• Last Place With a View
• Last Tackle Lottery
• Last Ten Minutes Only
• Late Captain Change of Heart
• Late Change at Lock
• Late Mail Believers
• Late Mail Panic
• Late Round Sleepers
• Law Book Clubbers
• Layover Lineout
• League Fees Unpaid
• League Ladder Lodgers
• League Leaders' Lounge
• Left Forty Points Sitting Down
• Legal Department Lineout
• Lifted It Last Year
• Line Break Even
• Line Drop-Out Dropouts
• Line Speed Limit
• Lineout Calls in Code
• Lineout King
• Lineout Steal Dividend

L, continued

• Lineout Throw of the Dice
• Lineup Lock Jitters
• Lions Tour Bus Timetable
• Listed as a Back, Tackles Like a Forward
• Livin' on a Prop
• Lock With a Sidestep
• Locked and Second Guessing
• Lockout Chicken
• Lockout Lurkers
• Long Haul Loose Forwards
• Long Lunch Loose Forwards
• Look Before You Trade
• Loose Carry Luggage
• Loose Change Loose Forwards
• Loose Trio Lifestyle
• Loosehead Logic
• Lord of the Rucks
• Loser Buys the Pies
• Lost by a Missed Conversion
• Lost by a Single Point
• Lost Passport XV
• Lost to My Nephew
• Low Score Lullaby
• Loyal to My Round One Picks
• Lunch Break Line Breaks
• Luxury Trade Lifestyle
• Lyon in Wait

M: 46 names

• Magic Round Tricks
• Magic Weekend Wands
• Major Bye Minor Miracle
• Manager of the Month
• Mark Called Inside the Twenty-Two
• Marked Down Midfield
• Marker Not Square
• Marketing Mauls
• Marseille Away Days
• Matchday Twenty-Three Skidoo
• Mate Against Mate Rates
• Maximum From One Nation
• Maximum Points Haul
• Meeting Room Maulers
• Meters Made Easy
• Mid-Pricer Mirage
• Middle Management Maul
• Middle Third Grinders
• Midfield General Knowledge
• Midnight Lineup Edits
• Midtable Obscurity
• Midweek Dirt Trackers
• Midweek Team Dump

M, continued

• Milking the Cash Cows
• Minor Premiers, Major Doubts
• Minor Premiership Secured
• Minus Two for the Penalty
• Minutes Watch Monitors
• Miso Soup Starters
• Miss Pass Go
• Missed Tackle Tax
• Missed Tackles Don't Count Twice
• Missed the Deadline Again
• Mission Improbable Lineup
• Mock Draft Royalty
• Mom's Team Is Beating Mine
• Monday Morning Selectors
• Money in the Bank, Points on the Pine
• Mount Fuji Bonus Point
• Much Ado About Mauling
• Mud Wrestlers and Sprinters
• Muddy Jersey Union
• Murrayfield Mist
• Muted Microphone Maul
• My Bench Has a Waiting List
• My Captain Made Nine Tackles

N: 21 names

• Named at Wing, Played at Center
• Named on an Extended Bench
• Named, Then Dropped
• Narrow Loss Collectors
• Negative Breakeven Believers
• Negative Points Department
• Never Captain a Winger
• Never in Doubt
• Never Passed to the Winger
• Never Pick Against My Own Side
• Never Trading Again, Until Tuesday
• Nice Try in Nice
• No Country for Old Props
• No Try, Says the Screen
• No Weak Positions
• Not in the Twenty-Three
• Not Rolling Away Day
• Notifications Always On
• Number Eight Wonders
• Number One Overall
• Number Twenty-Three

O: 41 names

• Obstruction of Justice League
• Obstruction Ruling Class
• Off Their Feet Again
• Office Sweep Survivors
• Offload Before the Price Drop
• Offload Overload
• Offloads in Traffic
• Offside Line Dancers
• On Report Card
• On-Field Decision: Try
• Once More Unto the Breakdown
• One Armband, Fifteen Regrets
• One More Tweak
• One on One Strip Mall
• One Trade From Glory
• One Week Too Early
• One Win All Season
• Open Plan Offloaders
• Open Top Bus Booked
• Openside Story

O, continued

• Origin Hangover Cure
• Origin Night Lights
• Origin Period Insurance
• Origin Period Survivors
• Origin Selectors' Lament
• Origin Shield Wall
• Osaka Offloads
• Out of Office Offside
• Out of Sight, Out of Twenty-Three
• Out of Trades by Round Nine
• Outscored by the Dog's Team
• Outscored You Again
• Outside Center of Gravity
• Over Budget, Under Par
• Overall Rank: Don't Ask
• Overlap Dancers
• Overpriced and Overjoyed
• Overthought the Bench Again
• Overthrown at the Tail
• Overtime and Extra Time
• Ownership Two Percent

P: 63 names

• Paid Like a Wing, Works Like a Lock
• Panic Trade Station
• Paris in the Spring Tour
• Partial Lockout Poker
• Participation Medal Pack
• Payroll Pick and Go
• Peaked in Price
• Peaking for the Finals
• Penalties Conceded Column
• Penalty Try Harder
• Penny Pinching Props
• Penny Stock Pack
• Per My Last Lineout
• Perfect Round Pursuit
• Perth Stopover
• Phase Play Dates
• Phrasebook Front Row
• Piano Shifters and Players
• Pick a Prop, Any Prop
• Pick First, Research Never
• Picked Him Up Too Late
• Picked on Vibes
• Picked With My Heart Again
• Plan B Backline
• Platform Builders
• Play the Ball, Not the Man
• Play-Off Beard Growers
• Player of the Match Bonus
• Playing for Pride Now
• Playing Under Penalty Advantage
• Playmaker's Manual

P, continued

• Podcast Told Me To
• Point a Minute Pack
• Point of Difference Hunters
• Pointed to the Posts
• Points Difference Makers
• Points Left in the Stand
• Points Off the Tee
• Points Per Minute Men
• Pool of Death Swimmers
• Pool Stage Paddlers
• Pool Winner Privileges
• Pop Pass Culture
• Positional Switch Hitters
• Post Contact Meters
• Premiership Final Countdown
• Premium Economy Pack
• Preseason Hype Buyers
• Pretty Boys Out Wide
• Preview Show Disciples
• Price Drop Parachute
• Price Rise Before Sunrise
• Price Watch Insomniacs
• Pride and Penalties
• Printer Jam Pack
• Process Over Results Rovers
• Procurement Props
• Professional Foul Trouble
• Prop Idle on the Touchline
• Prop on the Wing
• Prop Value Portfolio
• Pulp Fixture
• Pushover Try Pushovers

Q: 6 names

• Qualifier Fever
• Quarter-Final Curse Breakers
• Quarterly Targets Quarter-Finalists
• Queens of the Head-to-Head
• Quick Ball Wasters
• Quick Throw Quick Thinkers

R: 51 names

• Rage Quit the Transfer Page
• Raiders of the Lost Ruck
• Ramen Stop Before Kickoff
• Ran It on the Last
• Ranfurly Shield Bearers
• Rank Rising Slowly
• Read One Preview, Changed Six Players
• Read the Draw, Won the League
• Rebel Without a Kicker
• Rebuilding Since Round One
• Recency Bias Rovers
• Reception Area Restarts
• Red Arrow Residents
• Red Eye to the Final
• Refresh Button Worn Out
• Reigning and Remaining
• Released Back to His Club
• Relegation Scrap Merchants
• Remaining Salary: Nil
• Remote Workers' Ruck
• Rep Round Roulette
• Repeat Set Syndrome
• Replacement Value
• Replacements Welcome
• Reply All Blacks

R, continued

• Reserves of Patience
• Rest Week Regulars
• Restart Reception Committee
• Rested by the National Coach
• Rested for Rotation
• Returning Champions, Allegedly
• Reverse Trade Reflex
• Rivalry Round Wreckers
• Role Change Radar
• Roman Holiday Weekend
• Rome Wasn't Built in a Round
• Rome, Paris and Other Away Losses
• Roof Closed, Backs Loaded
• Rookie Price Rookie Errors
• Rotation Policy Victims
• Round Five Decider
• Round One Overreaction
• Round Thirteen Wreckage
• Ruck Infringement Notice
• Ruck Inspection Unit
• Rugby Championship Round Robins
• Rumored to Start
• Run Meters Run Deep
• Runner-Up Speech Ready
• Rush Defense Mechanism
• Ruthless in the Red Zone

S: 116 names

• Salary Cap Gymnastics
• Sales Team Sidesteps
• Sapporo Snow Angels
• Sat Him, Should Have Started Him
• Saved the Booster for Nothing
• Scoot From Dummy Half
• Scoreboard Pressure Experts
• Scoring System Lawyers
• Scratched an Hour Before Kickoff
• Scrum Cap Collective
• Scrum Dog Millionaires
• Scrum Five Alive
• Scrum Machine Operators
• Scrum Reset Button
• Scrum-Half Baked
• Sealing Off the Deal
• Second Five-Eighth Dimension
• Second Half of the Season Team
• Second Round Draft Excluders
• Second Row Seats
• Second String Theory
• Seeded Second, Finished First
• Selection Headache Tablets
• Sell High, Cry Later
• Seller's Regret Rovers
• Send It Upstairs
• Sent to the Bunker
• Set My Lineup From a Bus
• Set-Piece Snobs
• Seven One Split Decision
• Seven Tackle Set Menu
• Seven Take the Credit
• Sevens Circuit Breakers
• Seventeen Phases Later
• Shepherd's Pie Ruling
• Shift Swap Specialists
• Short Drop-Out Gamble
• Short Turnaround Specialists

S, continued

• Shortened Lineout Longshots
• Shot at Goal Getters
• Should Have Captained the Kicker
• Show and Go Getters
• Showboat Three-Quarters
• Side Entry Level
• Sidestep Aerobics
• Sideways Swap Society
• Silverware Polishers
• Sin Bin Collection Day
• Site Office Scrum
• Six Again and Again
• Six Day Turnaround
• Six Nations Under a Groove
• Six Nations, One Spreadsheet
• Sixty Minute Men
• Skip Pass Skippers
• Skipper Got Subbed at Half-Time
• Skipper of a Sinking Scoreline
• Skipper Played Twelve Minutes
• Skipper Says Kick for Touch
• Skipper Went Missing
• Skipper's Curse
• Skipper's Lament
• Slam Decider in Dublin
• Sleepless in Selection
• Slow Ball Suppliers
• Slow Burn Strategy
• Slow Peel Appeal
• Slow Starters Society
• Small Change, Big Engine
• Smells Like Team Sheet
• Sold Before the Rise
• Spiral Bomb Shelter
• Splinters Collective
• Split Round Schemers
• Spoon Decider in Rome
• Spoon Engraving Service
• Spoon Polishers

S, continued

• Spoonful of Humble Pie
• Spreadsheet Said Otherwise
• Spreadsheet Scrummagers
• Squad Announcement Sweats
• Stack the Pack
• Stacked in Every Row
• Stacking the Favorites
• Staff Room Sin Bin
• Stairway to Seven Points
• Stars Well Spent
• Started Him, Should Have Sat Him
• Started Strong, Finished Fourteenth
• Starting Fifteen Doubts
• Starting Spot Speculators
• Stat Padders Anonymous
• State Against State of Panic
• Stationery Cupboard Scrum
• Stats Over Stories
• Steals on Wheels
• Step Inside Story
• Stories Over Stats
• Strategy Chip Hoarders
• Sub Committee Meeting
• Sub Standard Selection
• Subbed Off at Fifty
• Summer Tour Sunburn
• Sunday Late Game Hopefuls
• Super League Ordinary Team
• Super Saturday Sweats
• Super Sub Never Got On
• Super Sub Sandwich
• Super Sub Zero Points
• Support Line Staff
• Sushi Roll Ball
• Swap Meet Regulars
• Swapped a Gun for a Dud
• Switch Play Rehearsals
• Sydney Harbour Bridge Passes
• Synergy Sevens

T: 132 names

• Tackle Bust Trust
• Tackle Count Tally Ho
• Tackle Counts Favor the Forwards
• Tackle Efficiency Experts
• Tackle Machine Maintenance
• Tail of the Lineout Tales
• Tap Penalty Tap Dancers
• Tape on the Ears
• Team Building Tight Five
• Team List Truthers
• Team List Tuesday Nerves
• Team News at Noon
• Team Sheet Refreshers
• Team Value Vultures
• Tee Time Kickers
• Template Team Rebels
• Tempura Tantrums
• Ten in the Bin, Three in the Bank
• Ten Meters and Counting
• Ten Thousandth and Climbing
• Test Match Temperament
• Test Window Dressing
• The Armband Lottery
• The Armband Stays in the Drawer
• The Benchmark Side
• The C Stands for Calamity
• The Captaincy Coin Toss
• The Cash Generation
• The Cellar Dwellers XV
• The Early Bird Gets the Price Rise
• The Fast and the Front Row
• The Finishers' Club
• The Good, the Bad and the Offside

T, continued

• The Importance of Being Onside
• The Lineout, the Switch and the Wardrobe
• The Maul-tese Falcon
• The Night Shift Nines
• The Punishment Jersey
• The Reluctant Skipper
• The Sideways Shuffle
• The Six Two Split
• The Skipper Sat Out
• The Trade Button Is Broken
• The Trade Was Fine on Paper
• The Unused Eight
• The Usual Substitutes
• The Value Picks
• The Vice Grip
• The Vice Is Right
• Third Floor Tight Five
• Third Test Decider
• Thirteen a Side Story
• Thirteen Backs and a Kicker
• Thirteen Players, No Excuses
• Three From One Club
• Three Locks No Regrets
• Three Premiums and a Prayer
• Three Tabs of Research
• Three-Peat Loading
• Thrift Shop Three-Quarters
• Through the Gate, Please
• Throw It Straight, Just Once
• Thursday Team Sheet Tension
• Tight Five Tax Return
• Tighthead Is the First Pick
• Tighthead Tantrums

T, continued

• Timesheet Tap and Go
• Timing the Run Perfectly
• Tinker Trader Soldier
• Tinkered Until Lockout
• Title Favorites
• TMO Says Have Another Look
• To Trade or Not to Trade
• Tokyo Drift Defense
• Told the Chat I Nearly Picked Him
• Ton Up Tacklers
• Too Many Kicks Spoil the Broth
• Took the Three
• Tool Shed Tacklers
• Top Dollar Tight Five
• Top Fourteen Carat
• Top Half Hopefuls
• Top of the Table for a Day
• Top of the Table Residents
• Top Scrum
• Top Ten Percent Dreamers
• Top Tier Thinkers
• Total Eclipse of the Halfback
• Total Trade Recall
• Touch Finder General
• Touch in Goal Tourists
• Toulouse or Not Toulouse
• Tour Captain's Run
• Tracksuit Brigade
• Tracksuit Top Scorers
• Trade Boost Burnout
• Trade Deficit
• Trade Now, Think Later
• Trade Runner

T, continued

• Trade War Room
• Traded for Peanuts
• Traded Him the Week He Scored
• Traded In, Rested Next Week
• Trades Burned by Easter
• Trading Places on the Ladder
• Trailing by Two Hundred
• Transfer Limit Reached
• Transfer Request Denied
• Transfer Window Shoppers
• Transfers Used: All of Them
• Trash Talk, No Tries
• Trial Form Truthers
• Tries Favor the Wingers
• Triple Crown Jewels
• Triple Figure Heroes
• Trophy Cabinet Is a Shelf
• Trophy Presentation Rehearsal
• Trust the Process Pack
• Trust the Team Sheet
• Try Assist Kings
• Try Saver Savings Account
• Try Scorer Lottery
• Turned Down the Shot
• Turnovers Won, League Lost
• Twelve Angry Forwards
• Twenty Forty Winks
• Twenty Minute Red Card
• Twickenham Car Park Picnic
• Two on One Wasted
• Two Point Field Goal Club
• Two Rounds From a Price Rise
• Two Trades and a Prayer

U: 13 names

• Unanswered Points
• Unbeaten Until Further Notice
• Uncontested Scrum Shame
• Under a High Ball
• Under Pressure in the Twenty-Two
• Underthought and Overjoyed
• Unluckiest Team in the League
• Unused Replacement Club
• Up and In Trouble
• Upgrade Fever
• Upstairs for a Second Opinion
• Use It, Ref Said Use It
• Utility Back Up Plan

V: 8 names

• Value for Money Maulers
• Vegas Opener Jackpot
• Vice Captain of Industry
• Vice Captain on Speed Dial
• Vice Captain Outscored Him
• Vice Captain Saves the Week
• Volume Tacklers
• Voluntary Tackle Volunteers

W: 33 names

• Wage Bill Wonders
• Waiver Priority Number One
• Waiver Thin
• Wake Me Up Before You Drop Goal
• Warehouse Workhorses
• Warming Up Since Kickoff
• Wasabi With That Lineup
• Water Bottle Wingers
• Watercooler Wingers
• Weather Forecast Checkers
• Webb Ellis Wishers
• Weekly Prize Collectors
• Wellington Boots Weather
• Went Against the Crowd
• Wet Night Forward Pack Plan
• Wet Weather Rugby Club
• Wheel of Misfortune Scrum
• When in Rome, Kick the Points
• Wide Channel Loiterers
• Window Seat Wingers
• Winger in the Scrum
• Winning Ugly, Winning Anyway
• Wire to Wire Winners
• With or Without Ruck
• Won on a Stat Correction
• Wooden Cutlery Set
• Work Rate Royalty
• Workhorse Stable
• Workshop Wingers
• World Cup Half Full
• World Cup Year Wobbles
• Wrong Man in the Reserves
• Wrong Skipper, Right Idea

Y: 2 names

• Yellow Card Deductions
• Yokohama Final Whistle