Fancy Pet Name Generator
Grand, pretentious names for animals, played straight
Posh, over-dressed names for pet animals, from Bartholomew Penhallow III and Dame Octavia of Thistledown to Contessa Fiorella and The Honourable Mr. Biscuit. The list of 1,000 names covers knights, numerals, double barrels and continental titles for cats, dogs, rats, rabbits, birds, fish and reptiles.
About fancy pet names
These are names for animals, not terms of endearment: grand, over-dressed names for the hamster with a knighthood, the rat with a double-barreled surname and the cat who expects to be announced. Call the style fancy, posh or pretentious. It is played straight: most of the 1,000 names carry no animal word and no joke, only more ceremony than a small creature needs.
The forms follow real usage. Sir and Dame go with a first name (Sir Barnaby, Dame Ottoline), Lord with a surname or a place (Lord Thistledown). Numerals and Esq. follow the full name, as in Bartholomew Penhallow III or Tobias Greenleaf, Esq. Double barrels join two surnames (Montgomery Ashby-Pryce), continental titles lead (Contessa Fiorella, Graf Emmerich), and an estate follows "of" (Cecilia of Summerlea). The estates were made up for the list, though a real place may share a name.
The list also holds long first names used alone (Maximilian, Persephone), professors and clergy, luxury words such as Cashmere and Tsarina, and a small deadpan share with one humble word under the title (The Honourable Mr. Biscuit). Some strands are tuned by sound: clipped names for small rodents, sibilant French ones for cats, sturdy ranks for dogs, soft florals for rabbits, opera terms for birds, naval ranks for fish and Roman offices for reptiles.
How to choose fancy pet names
- Choose the full name and the call name together. Bartholomew Penhallow III is for the vet's file and for visitors; Barty is what you will say forty times a day.
- The smaller the animal, the more title it can carry. Sir Bix, Bart. suits a mouse and Field Marshal Grantley a very large dog, and swapping them is just as good.
- Keep the forms right, because the deadpan depends on it: Sir and Dame take a first name, Lord takes a surname or a place, and Esq. is never combined with Mr.
- Swap the invented estate for your own street or town. Dame Octavia of Thistledown becomes Dame Octavia of Maple Avenue and is suddenly yours.
- For a pair, share a house or a surname: The Earl of Bramblecote and Lady Bramblecote read as one household. If you want a joke, allow exactly one humble word, as in The Hon. Mrs. Crumpet, and keep everything else solemn.
Frequently asked questions
What makes a pet name sound fancy or pretentious?
Length, a title and a surname that sounds as if it comes with land. Maximilian and Persephone do it with syllables alone, Lady Araminta and Marquise Solange with a title, Fitzwilliam Abernathy III with a numeral. The effect is strongest when nothing in the name admits that it belongs to an animal.
Are there pretentious names for pet rats and other small animals here?
Yes. The domestic pet rat is often called the fancy rat, and one strand of the list is built for rats, mice, hamsters and gerbils: short, clipped names under a full title, such as Miss Tuppence, Baroness Mitzi, The Hon. Pip and Sir Bix, Bart. Any of the longer names works too, and the contrast with a small animal is part of the appeal.
How are Sir, Dame, Lord and Lady used correctly?
Sir and Dame belong with the first name, with or without the surname: Sir Peregrine Holt is Sir Peregrine, never Sir Holt. Lord goes with a surname or a place, as in Lord Thistledown or Lord Marlowe of Dunmere. Lady appears both ways in the list: Lady Thistledown uses the title name, and Lady Araminta uses a first name, the form for the daughters of dukes, marquesses and earls.
Do I have to say the whole name every time?
No. Treat the long form as the name for introductions, the collar tag and the vet's records, and shorten it for daily use. Montgomery Ashby-Pryce becomes Monty and Dame Octavia of Thistledown becomes Tavi. A short call name is easier to say across a yard, so test the short form before you settle on the long one.
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All 1,000 fancy pet names
A: 42 names
- Abbess Euphrasia
- Abbess Sidonie of Linmere
- Abbess Theodosia
- Abbot Ambrosius
- Abbot Kenelm
- Abbot Leofric of Dunmere
- Adelaide of Thornlea Rise
- Admiral Hartnell
- Admiral Montclair
- Admiral Pudding
- Admiral Sabrina Eastlake
- Admiral Thalassa
- Alderman Burke
- Alderman Derek
- Algernon Gherkin IV
- Alistair Dunne, Esq.
- Allegretto
- Ambrose
- Ambrose Tolliver, Esq.
- Anastasia
- Anastasie
A, continued
- Anderson Vance II
- Annabel of Primrose Lea
- Anselm of Oakenholt
- Antoinette
- Arabella
- Araminta Turnip-Holt
- Archdeacon Josiah
- Archdeacon Percival Grange
- Archibald Prescott IV
- Archon Theophilus
- Armagnac
- Atticus
- Atticus Sheffield V
- Auberon
- Auberon Flint, Esq.
- Audley-Stroud
- Augusta
- Aurelia
- Aurelius
- Aveline
- Aylmer Bellweather, Esq.
B: 54 names
- Baguette Cut
- Bailiff Shortbread
- Balthazar
- Banbury
- Barnaby Quince, Esq.
- Barnaby Thorne-Whitcombe
- Baron Aristide de Valfleur
- Baron Casimir von Sternfeld
- Baron Ludovic
- Baron Rhubarb
- Baron Terry
- Baron Thibault
- Baron Zoltan
- Baroness Dumpling of Haversmere
- Baroness Franziska
- Baroness Henriette von Lindenbruch
- Baroness Ingeborg
- Baroness Liselotte
- Baroness Mitzi
- Baroness Silverbeck
- Baronne Baguette
- Baronne Clothilde
- Baronne Sylvie de Montrêve
- Baroque
- Bartholomew Penhallow III
- Bartholomew Pudding III
- Beadle Grimshaw
B, continued
- Beatrice of Applethwaite
- Beatrix
- Beau Fitz-Hartley
- Beauregard IV
- Bellamy-Aspinall
- Bellingham
- Belphoebe
- Benedict
- Benedict Harrow, Esq.
- Bergamot
- Bertie Ives-Calder
- Bertram of Yewfield
- Binky Fanshawe
- Biscuit-Devereux
- Black Tie
- Blanc de Blancs
- Bramwell
- Brigadier Dunstan
- Brigadier Garrick
- Brigadier Norman
- Brigadier Stanhope-Grey
- Brocade
- Broderick
- Brut Reserve
- Bunty Shaw-Leighton
- Burgomaster Graham
- Bursar Oven Mitt
C: 104 names
- Caldwell Ames the Third
- Calliope
- Camellia
- Candida of Hollymead
- Canon Auberon Thorpe
- Canon Theobald
- Canon Tobias Merrow
- Cantabile
- Captain Adriatic
- Captain Aldridge-Stone
- Captain Bardsley
- Captain Hawtrey
- Captain Marlowe-Reeve
- Captain Percival Bucket
- Carat
- Carruthers
- Cashmere
- Caspian
- Cassiopée
- Cassius
- Cathcart-Lyne
- Cavaliere Ippolito
- Cavatina
- Cecilia of Summerlea
- Cecily Marsh-Delacroix
- Cedric Maplethorpe, Esq.
- Cedric of Irongate Keep
- Céleste
- Censor Publius
- Chancellor Hortensia Oxenford
- Chancellor Mordaunt
- Chandelier
- Chantilly
- Charmeuse
C, continued
- Chauncey Whitlow III
- Chevalier Alphonse
- Chevalier Armand de Belleroche
- Chevalier Bastien
- Chevalier Clive
- Chevalier Onésime
- Chiffon
- Clarissa
- Clement Rudge-Kerrow
- Clemmie Sloane-Verity
- Coco Lindsay-Rhodes
- Colonel Archibald Slipper
- Colonel Augustus Boone
- Colonel Braithwaite
- Colonel Flapjack
- Colonel Hardcastle of Dunmere
- Colonel Janet
- Colonel Tolliver
- Coloratura
- Columbine
- Commander Halcyon
- Commander Thackeray
- Commodore Hesperus
- Commodore Lazuli
- Commodore Pomeroy
- Comte Coco
- Comte Étienne de Beaurivage
- Comte Florimond
- Comtesse Brioche
- Comtesse Mirabelle
- Comtesse Odile de Rosemont
- Comtesse Séraphine
- Condesa Luz de Montesol
- Conrad of Dapplemere
- Consul Decimus
C, continued
- Consul Emeritus Polycarp
- Consul Fabianus
- Conte Aurelio
- Conte Cannoli
- Conte Massimo
- Conte Raniero
- Conte Tancredi di Montefosco
- Contessa Bianca
- Contessa Fiorella
- Contessa Isotta di Valdoro
- Contessa Ortensia
- Contessa Pauline
- Contessa Serafina di Fontebella
- Contralto Clara
- Coraline of Lagoon Court
- Cordelia
- Cordelia Flapjack
- Cornelius Bagel III
- Coronet
- Cosima
- Cosmo
- Cotterell-Mayne
- Count Otto
- Count Tybalt
- Countertenor Cosimo
- Countess Crumble
- Countess Justina
- Cressida of Mistlebrook
- Crispin
- Crispin Hargrove II
- Crown Jewel
- Crumpet-Knollys
- Cuthbert Lockwood II
- Cuvée
- Czarevna
D: 86 names
- Dalrymple-Coates
- Damask
- Dame Agnes
- Dame Albertine
- Dame Araminta Bellamy
- Dame Augusta Merriweather
- Dame Beatrix Lockhart
- Dame Clementine
- Dame Constance
- Dame Dionisia
- Dame Doily
- Dame Dorothea Langley
- Dame Dot
- Dame Drusilla Fairfax
- Dame Estella Garroway
- Dame Eudora
- Dame Eugenie Whitlock
- Dame Fidelia
- Dame Fifi
- Dame Florence Hargreave
- Dame Griselda
- Dame Henrietta Vane
- Dame Hildegarde
- Dame Hortensia Quill
- Dame Imogen
- Dame Jacobina
- Dame Josephine Ashby
- Dame Laetitia
D, continued
- Dame Leocadia
- Dame Mehitabel
- Dame Millicent Harcourt
- Dame Octavia of Thistledown
- Dame Ottoline
- Dame Perpetua
- Dame Petronella Stowe
- Dame Philippa Sterne
- Dame Sophronia Wynne
- Dame Tabitha
- Dame Tryphena
- Dame Ursula Pembroke
- Dame Verena Frost
- Dame Winifred
- Dame Zenaida
- Dashiell
- Dashiell the Younger
- Dauphine
- Davenport II
- Deacon Gideon Ashe
- Dean Archibald Stowe
- Dean Button
- Dean Clementina
- Dean Hesketh
- Dean Honoria Blackwood
- Dean Marmaduke Inchbald
- Delphine
- Diadem
- Dickie Blythe-Orme
D, continued
- Digby Carew-Lisle
- Doctor Balthazar Renwick
- Doctor Constance Abernathy
- Doctor Cornelius
- Doctor Edwina Vale
- Doctor Emrys Hartigan
- Doctor Evangeline Frost
- Doctor Hypatia
- Doctor Lavinia Crewe
- Doctor Montague Selby
- Doctor Nicodemus
- Dogaressa Marcella
- Dolly Rudd-Templeton
- Don Alvaro de Rioclaro
- Don Ignacio
- Don Rodrigo de la Vega Alta
- Doña Catalina
- Doña Esperanza
- Doña Remedios de Monteluz
- Dorian Whitby, Esq.
- Dorothea
- Drusilla
- Duca Fiorenzo
- Duca Lorenzo di Bellariva
- Duchessa Gnocchi
- Duchessa Ottavia
- Duchessa Rosabella
- Dulcibella
- Dumpling-St. Clair
E: 22 names
- Edmund of Goldenhurst
- Edmund Vickery, Esq.
- Eglantine
- Eleanor of Hazelbourne
- Ellery Whitfield III
- Elspeth of Glenmorrow
- Emmeline of Linden Lea
- Empress
- Ensign Merrick
- Erasmus
- Erasmus Goodfellow, Esq.
- Ermintrude
- Esme Harcourt-Bell
- Esmeralda
- Eugenie
- Euphemia
- Evander
- Evander Whitcombe II
- Evangeline
- Evangeline Custard
- Exarch Hilarion
- Ezekiel Fitch, Esq.
F: 20 names
- Fabian Thorpe, Esq.
- Faustine
- Fenner-Hawtrey
- Fergus Pell-Montrose
- Field Marshal Grantley
- Fine China
- Fitz Naylor-Hessle
- Fitzwilliam
- Fitzwilliam Abernathy III
- Fitzwilliam Bun
- Flora Hume-Sandell
- Florentina
- Florian
- Florimel
- Forsythe the Younger
- Freifrau Mathilde
- Freiherr Gotthold
- Freiherr Ottokar von Tannenried
- Freiherr Strudel
- Fürstin Gisela
G: 28 names
- Gabriel of Rookhaven Hall
- Galbraith
- Garrison Lowell IV
- Gaspard
- General Broadbent
- Genevieve
- Georgiana
- Ghillie Drummond
- Gideon Farraday, Esq.
- Gilbert of Stonyholt Green
- Gilt Edge
- Godfrey of Saltmarsh Abbey
- Gold Leaf
- Graf Emmerich
- Graf Lothar von Eichenwald
- Graf Pretzel
- Graf Ruprecht
- Graf Wendelin
- Gräfin Annelise
- Gräfin Wilhelmine von Hohenried
- Grand Cru
- Grand Tour
- Gresham
- Greta Lyle-Summers
- Greville Marchbanks, Esq.
- Guinevere
- Gus Pett-Lyall
- Gwendolyn Poole-Arbuthnot
H: 38 names
- Hamish Cray-Fenwick
- Harbormaster Lowell
- Hargrove
- Harrison Pryce-Jones III
- Hartley-Vane
- Hattie Norris-Vaughan
- Headmaster Thornton
- Headmistress Scholastica
- Hector Pallister, Esq.
- Heirloom
- Henrietta
- Henrietta Trifle
- Her Grace, Brenda
- Her Ladyship Doris
- Her Radiance Mavis
- Her Serene Highness Sharon
- Hermione
- Herzog Meinhard von Silberbach
- Herzogin Adelheid
- Hieronymus
- Hierophant Zosimus
- Hildebrand
- His Grace of Fernhollow
- His Lordship Gary
- His Worship Colin
- Hollis-Brandt
- Honeysuckle Wetherby
- Honoria
- Horatio Elphinstone III
- Hortensia
- Hugh Wace-Lambourne
- Hugo Marchetti, Esq.
- Hugo of Marigold Hall
- Humphrey Aldridge III
- Humphrey of Nether Wick
- Huntley Graves II
- Huntsman Radley
- Hyacinth
I: 13 names
- Ignatius Pikelet II
- Imogen Stowe-Aldous
- Impresario Pasquale
- Infanta Marisol
- Infanta Meringue
- Infanta Rosalinda
- Infante Ramiro
- Inigo
- Iphigenia
- Isabeau of Lavender Court
- Isadora
- Isla Tait-Pendennis
- Ivo Lacey-Thrale
J: 10 names
- Jacintha
- Jasper Lockridge, Esq.
- Jasper of Wychmere
- Jefferson Carlisle V
- Jemima Cope-Radley
- Jenkins, Esq.
- Jolyon Tate-Merrow
- Jonkheer Floris
- Josephine
- Julian Ashcroft, Esq.
K: 2 names
- Kendrick Roe III
- Kerridge-Hume
L: 126 names
- La Diva Annunziata
- La Magnifica
- La Serenissima
- Lachlan Monroe the Second
- Lady Amaryllis
- Lady Andromeda
- Lady Anemone
- Lady Araminta
- Lady Bathilda
- Lady Bramblecote
- Lady Calpurnia
- Lady Cassandra
- Lady Christabel
- Lady Cordelia Vane
- Lady Dorinda
- Lady Elderwick
- Lady Elmhollow
- Lady Evadne
- Lady Felicity
- Lady Fenella
- Lady Haversmere
- Lady Honoria of Kingsmead
- Lady Ianthe
- Lady Iolanthe
- Lady Isolde
- Lady Jessamine
- Lady Kerenza
- Lady Kestrelmere
- Lady Leontine
- Lady Liliane
- Lady Lucinda
L, continued
- Lady Magnolia
- Lady Marguerite of Clover Lea
- Lady Melisande of Mallow
- Lady Mirabel
- Lady Nerissa
- Lady Olympia
- Lady Oriana
- Lady Perdita
- Lady Philippa
- Lady Phyllida
- Lady Pim
- Lady Rivenhall
- Lady Seraphina of Larkspur
- Lady Sorrelby
- Lady Tatiana
- Lady Thistledown
- Lady Titch
- Lady Undine
- Lady Wintermere
- Lady Zuleika
- Laird Lachlan
- Lambert the Second
- Lancelot of Lower Bramley
- Landgrave Ansgar of Lindenthal
- Lapis
- Lascelle-Orde
- Lavinia
- Lazarus
- Lazenby V
- Leander
- Legacy
- Legate Drusus
L, continued
- Leonora
- Leopold
- Leopold of Willowmere
- Lettice Hyde-Morrow
- Lettice of Cloverdown
- Librettist Lionel
- Lieutenant Commander Wells
- Limoges
- Linda, Duchess of Wintermere
- Linnea
- Little Sir Ned
- Logothete Basil
- Lord Ashby-Pryce
- Lord Beechmere
- Lord Blackthorn
- Lord Bramblecote
- Lord Brindlecombe
- Lord Cranmere
- Lord Doorstop
- Lord Duskwater
- Lord Elderwick
- Lord Elmhollow
- Lord Evensong
- Lord Fallowdale
- Lord Fernleigh
- Lord Glenhaven
- Lord Gravy
- Lord Greystone of the Marches
- Lord Harrowgate of Fen
- Lord Haversmere
- Lord Hollowell
L, continued
- Lord Islewick
- Lord Ivybridge
- Lord Juniper Hall
- Lord Kelbrook
- Lord Kingsmead
- Lord Lindenhurst
- Lord Marlowe of Dunmere
- Lord Mossgrove
- Lord Norcombe of Sedge
- Lord Oakhampstead
- Lord Orchardleigh
- Lord Pemberwick
- Lord Rivenhall
- Lord Rushmere
- Lord Stonebridge
- Lord Tanglewood
- Lord Thistledown
- Lord Turnip
- Lord Wendlescombe
- Lord Wintermere
- Lorelei
- Lorimer Whitmore, Esq.
- Lowenna
- Lucasta
- Lucian
- Lucian Hale-Brampton
- Lucius
- Lucius Pendergast, Esq.
- Lucretia
- Lyle-Fotheringham
- Lysander
- Lysander Muffin, Esq.
M: 107 names
- Madame Arietta
- Madame Beryl
- Madame de Saint-Sylve
- Madame Eulalie
- Madame Fioritura
- Madame Glissando
- Madame Isaure
- Madame Lucienne de Sainte-Odile
- Madame Lysiane
- Madame Mimi
- Madame Séverine
- Madame Sylvaine
- Madame Zélie
- Mademoiselle Celestine
- Mademoiselle Deborah
- Mademoiselle Eloise
- Mademoiselle Gisèle
- Mademoiselle Mélusine
- Mademoiselle Pirouette
- Mademoiselle Roulade
- Mademoiselle Solène
- Mademoiselle Suzette
- Maestro Demetrius
- Maestro Fiorello
- Maestro Orlando
- Maestro Vivace
- Magdalena
- Magister Isidore
- Magister Octavius Roke
- Magistrate Silvanus
- Maharani
- Majesty
- Major Duncan Garth
- Major Gordon Strang
- Major Roderick
M, continued
- Major Teapot
- Major Thornbury
- Marchesa Ginevra
- Marchesa Violante
- Marchese Raimondo
- Margery of Briarcombe
- Margrave Crouton
- Margrave Konstantin
- Margrave Sieghart
- Margravine Sieglinde
- Marguerite
- Marigold of Meadowsweet
- Marina of the Deep Blue
- Marmaduke
- Marqués Leandro
- Marquis Honoré de Clairmont
- Marquis Macaroon
- Marquis Philibert
- Marquise Élodie de Vauclair
- Marquise Hélène de Sainte-Aube
- Marquise Solange
- Marquise Zéphyrine
- Marsh-Pengelly
- Master Fitz of the West Wing
- Master Rex Calverley
- Master Torquil
- Matilda of Dewbury
- Maureen, Marchioness of Quillfield
- Maximilian
- Maximilian Sprout
- Mayflower
- Meliora
- Melisent
- Mercer Holloway IV
- Merriweather
- Millicent
M, continued
- Milo Deane-Fairlie
- Minerva Pickle-Sedgwick
- Minty Dunne-Carlisle
- Miss Amabel
- Miss Dido
- Miss Lavender Fairchild
- Miss Lillian Meadowes
- Miss Lunaria
- Miss Morwenna
- Miss Muriel Willowby
- Miss Pamela of Lilyvale
- Miss Primrose Averill
- Miss Tilly Pettigrew
- Miss Tuppence
- Miss Wilmot
- Mister Roger the Third
- Moiré
- Monogram
- Monsieur Anatole
- Monsieur Anselme
- Monsieur Lucien
- Monsieur Sacheverell
- Monsieur Sylvestre
- Monsignor Aloysius
- Monsignor Raphael
- Monsignor Valentine Laurent
- Montague
- Montague Sloane, Esq.
- Montgomery Ashby-Pryce
- Montgomery Spud, Esq.
- Montgomery the Third
- Monty Grey-Tolhurst
- Mortimer Kingsley II
- Mother of Pearl
- Mousseline
- Mrs. Higgins, Dowager
N: 9 names
- Narcissa
- Nathaniel Stroud, Esq.
- Ned Frome-Hadleigh
- Nell Agnew-Storr
- Nicolette
- Nigel the Magnificent
- Ninian Trevanion, Esq.
- Nolwenn
- Noodle-Fotheringham
O: 16 names
- Octavia
- Octavius Rowe, Esq.
- Odette
- Old Money
- Old Perkins, Esq.
- Opaline
- Ophelia
- Ophelia of Linden Park
- Opulence
- Organza
- Orla Pitt-Hollis
- Ormolu
- Osetra
- Osric of Tidewater Hall
- Ottilie Rowe-St. Clair
- Ottoline Parsnip
P: 67 names
- Palladium
- Pargeter-Lunn
- Parthenope
- Patrician Sextus
- Pedigree
- Peony Fairweather
- Percival Dunmore, Esq.
- Peregrine
- Persephone
- Persephone Noodle
- Petit Marquis
- Petronella
- Peverell-Mount
- Pharaoh
- Phineas
- Phineas Yardley, Esq.
- Pickle-Montrose
- Piers Lang-Ormsby
- Pip Leigh-Marchant
- Platinum
- Pontifex Cyprian
- Porcelain
- Portia Gascoigne-Halloway
- Posy Hart-Welby
- Praetor Gaius Valerius
- Prefect Marcellus
- Premier Cru
- Prescott Laurent II
- Prima Ballerina Ottilia
- Princesse Ysé
- Principe Ottaviano
- Principessa Allegra
- Principessa Fiammetta
P, continued
- Principessa Leonella
- Principessa Polenta
- Private Reserve
- Proconsul Maximus
- Professor Aldous Farnley
- Professor Algernon Fell
- Professor Barnabas
- Professor Cornelia Ashe
- Professor Emeritus Quill
- Professor Erasmus Dole
- Professor Hesper
- Professor Hollingbourne-Reed
- Professor Ichabod Luce
- Professor Ignatius Plume
- Professor Keith
- Professor Leopoldine
- Professor Lucius Vane
- Professor Mortimer Thrale
- Professor Mungo
- Professor Octavia Marsh
- Professor Ottoline Winstanley
- Professor Phineas Marchbanks
- Professor Septimus Wick
- Professor Sock
- Professor Theodora Lyle
- Professor Wilhelmina Stroud
- Provenance
- Provost Cadwallader
- Provost Ephraim
- Provost Mop
- Provost Temperance Dunmore
- Ptolemy
- Ptolemy Crumb
- Pudding-Blackwood
Q: 4 names
- Quaestor Rufus
- Quentin the Fifth
- Quinn Holt-Devane
- Quintessa
R: 28 names
- Radish-Abernathy
- Rafferty Lowe, Esq.
- Ranulf of Highcastle
- Rear Admiral Pelham
- Rector Augustin Lydgate
- Rector Obadiah
- Redmond Shaw III
- Regalia
- Regent
- Reginald
- Reginald the Elder
- Registrar Barry
- Reverend Mother Agnes
- Ritter Wolfram
- Rococo
- Roland of Ambervale
- Rollo Byrne-Aspley
- Rory Strang-Burgoyne
- Rosalba
- Rosalind
- Rosalind of Silverbeck
- Rosamund
- Rosegold
- Rowena of Heatherwick
- Royal Assent
- Rudyard Chutney-Brackenbury
- Rufus Keene-Abbott
- Rupert Halloway, Esq.
S: 92 names
- Saffron Wells-Tarrant
- Salomé
- Sashenka
- Satrap Evaristus
- Sauternes
- Sebastian Crewe, Esq.
- Sebastos Eusebius
- Selwyn-Voss
- Senator Lentulus
- Senator Quintus
- Septimus
- Seraphina
- Seraphina Mash
- Sérénité
- Sergeant Major Brodie
- Sèvres
- Sheridan Thackeray III
- Sidonie
- Signet
- Signor Bel Canto
- Signor Geoffrey
- Signor Pico
- Signor Silvano
- Signor Tremolo
- Signora Alessandra
- Signora Fiordiligi
- Signora Tessitura
- Signorina Cadenza
- Signorina Chiara
- Silas Penrose, Esq.
S, continued
- Silver Service
- Simonetta
- Sir Algernon Thorne
- Sir Ambrose Fenwick
- Sir Aubrey Sinclair
- Sir Barnaby
- Sir Bix, Bart.
- Sir Caspian Wolcott
- Sir Cedric
- Sir Clarence
- Sir Cornelius Drayton
- Sir Crispin Vale
- Sir Cuthbert
- Sir Denholm Crewe
- Sir Eustace
- Sir Everard
- Sir Ferdinand Lisle
- Sir Fortescue
- Sir Gervase
- Sir Giles
- Sir Hector
- Sir Hereward
- Sir Horatio Blackwood
- Sir Hubert Ravenscroft
- Sir Ignatius
- Sir Jocelyn Hartley
- Sir Kevin
- Sir Kit
- Sir Leopold Ashdown
- Sir Lionel Devereux
- Sir Magnus
S, continued
- Sir Marmion
- Sir Mortimer
- Sir Octavius
- Sir Peregrine Holt
- Sir Piers Montrose
- Sir Quentin
- Sir Rupert Calloway
- Sir Thaddeus Marlowe
- Sir Thimble
- Sir Tristram Hale
- Sir Wilfred
- Sir Wystan of Barleycroft
- Sixtine
- Solitaire
- Sophonisba
- Sophronia
- Soubrette
- Sovereign
- Sprout-Calloway
- Squire Nettlefold
- Stafford the Fourth
- Standish-Ayre
- Stanforth
- Sterling
- Sterling Radcliffe IV
- Steward Teaspoon
- Strategos Kallistos
- Sultana
- Susan, Dowager Countess
- Sybil of Rosegarth
- Sylviane
T: 81 names
- Taffeta
- Tarquin
- Tarquin Soames, Esq.
- Teacake-Ravenscroft
- Teddy Crosse-Maidwell
- Tennant-Wilde
- Tetrarch Horatius
- Thaddeus Crouton
- Thaddeus Wexford IV
- The Belle of Briar Lodge
- The Chatelaine of Rosegarth
- The Countess of Ambervale
- The Countess of Elderwick
- The Countess of Top Shelf
- The Doge
- The Dowager Countess of Goldenhurst
- The Dowager Duchess of Hazelbourne
- The Dowager Lady Quillfield
- The Dowager Marchioness of Russetdown
- The Duchess of Emberleigh
- The Duchess of Marigold Hall
- The Duchess of Mistlebrook
- The Duchess of Thistledown
- The Duke of Summerlea
- The Duke of Wychmere
- The Earl of Applethwaite
- The Earl of Bramblecote
T, continued
- The Earl of Briarcombe
- The Earl of Copperleigh
- The Grande Dame of Mosscombe
- The Heiress of Linden Park
- The Hon. Clementina Venables
- The Hon. Jemima Dashwood
- The Hon. Master Sprout
- The Hon. Miss Butterbean
- The Hon. Miss Marzipan
- The Hon. Miss Posy of Dewbury
- The Hon. Mr. Parsnip
- The Hon. Mr. Scone
- The Hon. Mrs. Crumpet
- The Hon. Mrs. Marmalade
- The Hon. Pip
- The Hon. Rupert Lisle
- The Hon. Tabitha Merrow
- The Hon. Vivian Rainsford
- The Honourable Mr. Biscuit
- The Laird of Glenmorrow
- The Marchioness of Willowmere
- The Margrave of Elmscote
- The Marquess of Ashenmoor
- The Marquess of Oakenholt
- The Marquess of Quillfield
- The Mistress of Lavender Court
- The Pride of Pembury Manor
T, continued
- The Reverend Jeremiah Fairbrother
- The Reverend Lysander Pym
- The Right Hon. Mr. Teacake
- The Right Hon. Mrs. Porridge
- The Right Reverend Philemon
- The Soprano of Summerlea
- The Squire of Cloverdown
- The Thane of Yewfield
- The Toast of Swanmere
- The Very Reverend Horatio
- The Young Master of Oakenholt
- Thelonious
- Theodora
- Thomasina
- Thornton Hale III
- Thorold the Stout
- Thurston the Younger
- Tiara
- Tilly Hobbs-Kinross
- Tobias Greenleaf, Esq.
- Trelawney
- Trent-Ashcombe
- Trevor, Esq.
- Tribune Cassian
- Tristan of Elmscote
- Trust Fund
- Tsarina
U: 6 names
- Ughtred VI
- Ulric
- Ulysses
- Ulysses Banning, Esq.
- Una Fitch-Lowden
- Ursula
V: 22 names
- Vale-Hartigan
- Valentine
- Vasilisa
- Velour
- Velvet Rope
- Venetia
- Vesper Dane-Calloway
- Vice Admiral Meridian
- Vicomte Aurélien
- Vicomte Gaston
- Vicomtesse Apolline
- Vicomtesse Clémence
- Vintage Port
- Viola Gaunt-Sayer
- Violetta
- Viscount Heatherwick
- Viscount Larkspur
- Viscount Parsley
- Viscount Tibs
- Viscount Wrenfield
- Viscountess Dewbury
- Vizier Tertius
W: 15 names
- Waffle-Elphinstone
- Warden Hobart
- White Glove
- Wilberforce
- Wilberforce Langdon III
- Wilf Morton-Styles
- Wilfred Oakes, Esq.
- Wilhelmina
- Wilhelmina Toast
- Wilkie Brand-Nethercott
- Willoughby
- Winthrop the Second
- Wisteria
- Wolfgang
- Wynne-Chastain
X: 2 names
- Xanthe
- Xanthe Pryor-Leith
Y: 3 names
- Young Master Dennis
- Young Master Kip
- Ysolde