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A: 51 names

• A Cough in the Second Act
• A Diner of No Importance
• A Friend of the Fryer
• A Reader Who Eats
• A Seat by the Kitchen
• A Table Near the Door
• A. A. Thistlethwaite
• A. J. Whitlock
• A. Nonymous Diner
• A. St. John Pettigrew
• Abena Owusu-Ansah
• Acid-Ink Agatha
• Adelaide Courtenay
• Admiral Horatio Kipper
• After the Credits Roll
• Agent Appetite
• Agnes Colophon
• Aiko Hasegawa
• Al Dente
• Alban Kovacs
• Aldous Penhaligon
• Alfie "Chip Shop" Barraclough
• Algernon Footlight
• Ama "Just a Taste" Mensah
• Amabel Okri-Stone

A, continued

• Amara Chukwuemeka
• Ambrose Larkspur
• Ambrose Tetley
• Amos "Second Opinion" Quillfeather
• An Enemy of Aioli
• An Observer of Some Experience
• Anastasia Volkonskaya
• Anna Petizer
• Anonymous at Table Four
• Anouk "Brown Butter" Vermeer
• Anton Fairfax
• Appetite at Large
• Arabella Stonecipher
• Araminta Kingsolver
• Archdeacon Ambrose Teacake
• Archie "Corner Table" Pendergast
• Aretha Lindqvist
• Arjun Venkatesan
• As Told by V. I. Pemberton
• Astrid Thorvaldsen
• Auberon Thackeray
• August Projector
• Auguste Verdigris
• Augustin "The Spoon" Moreau
• Aurelia Coloratura
• Aurelio Hathersage

B: 35 names

• B. A. Carruthers
• B. Leopold Kovalenko
• Baptiste Rochefoucauld
• Barb E. Cue
• Barbed-Wire Beatrice
• Barnaby Deckle
• Barney "Third Helping" Olufemi
• Baron Von Brunch
• Barry Tone
• Bartlett Pear
• Bartley Okpara
• Basil Thyme
• Baxter Longtake
• Bea Stroganoff
• Beatrice "Needs Acid" Lowell
• Beatrix Morandi
• Beatrix N. Sandoval
• Belle Canto
• Beta Tester Bex
• Bianca Thibodeaux
• Bill O'Fare
• Billie Halvorsen
• Bitter Bartholomew
• Blistering Bea
• Booth Nine
• Boss Rush Bruno
• Box Five Correspondent
• Brandy Snifter
• Brigadier Fitzroy Chutney
• Bronte Okafor
• Bruno "The Wooden Spoon" Castagna
• Buffy Table
• Button Masher Bea
• By A. Q. Sternwood
• By the Late R. P. Mallory

C: 57 names

• C. Rosalind Drury
• C. V. Thistlewood
• Calliope Underhill
• Calypso Reyes
• Camilla Bhattacharya
• Camille Rousselot
• Candid Carmichael
• Caoimhe Gallagher-Byrne
• Captain Erasmus Anchovy
• Carmen Ostinato
• Caspian Trevelyan
• Cassius Lenz
• Catalina Echeverría
• Cecil "The Cheese Course" Whitlow
• Cédric Vaillancourt
• Celeste "Crisp Skin" Baptiste
• Chapter and Verdict
• Chapter Wynn
• Checkpoint Charlie Voss
• Chet Fairlane
• Chiara Montanari
• Citizen Fork
• Clara Nett
• Clem Entine
• Clementine Ashby
• Clementine M. Vasquez
• Cliff Hanger
• Clive "The Carving Board" Ashcombe

C, continued

• Colby Jackson-Monterey
• Cold-Soup Constance
• Cole Slawson
• Colonel Barnaby Mustard-Hogg
• Combo Breaker Kofi
• Coming Attractions
• Comte Armand de Camembert
• Conrad Vernissage
• Constance Belvedere
• Controller Drift Dan
• Cora Leibowitz
• Cora Sline
• Coralie Benitez
• Cordelia Fennimore
• Corkage and Candor
• Cornelia B. Marsh-Adeleke
• Cosima Fresco
• Cosimo Featherby
• Count Calorie
• Countess Ottavia di Parmigiano
• Cressida Zielinski
• Crispin Aldergate
• Critical Hit Cleo
• Crumbs on the Notebook
• Curt Custard
• Curtain Up, Pen Down
• Cuthbert Lanyon
• Cutscene Carla
• Cyril Osei-Bonsu

D: 38 names

• D. Augustin Leclerc
• Dagger-Quill Dorian
• Dame Agatha Trifle
• Dame Edith Eccles-Cake
• Dame Hortensia Blancmange
• Dame Millicent Mince-Pie
• Dame Winifred Shortcrust
• Daphne Curtainraiser
• Dashiell Okoro
• Dashwood Pym
• Deadpan Delia
• Dee Glaze
• Dee Rivative
• Delia Kinoshita
• Delphine Okonkwo
• Dermot Fairbairn
• Desh Ramanathan
• Desmond Cinder
• Desmond Quill
• Dev "The Garnish" Kapoor
• Dexter "Medium Rare" Poole
• Dexter Holloway-Park
• Dimitra Papadopoulou
• Dina Wright
• Dinner with a Notebook
• Django Whitaker
• Doctor Cornelius Consommé
• Doctor Leopold Ganache
• Dolly Zoom
• Dolores "No Dessert" Quintero
• Dolores Iturralde
• Dorian Hale-Okafor
• Dorothea Finch-Hatton
• Duke Ellerby
• Duke of Earl Grey
• Dulcie Encore
• Dunstan Oyelowo-Price
• Dunya Rahimi

E: 28 names

• E. L. Marchmont
• E. Montrose Tully
• Earnest Appraisal
• Earplugs In
• Easter Egg Emeka
• Ebele Nwachukwu
• Ed Itorial
• Edith "The Aperitif" Sinclair-Moss
• Edwina Marginalia
• Ella Carte
• Ellery Montefiore
• Elliot "Soggy Bottom" Marsh
• Eloise Marchetti-Ng
• Elroy Fontaine
• Emeka "Hold the Foam" Adeyemi
• Emeric Vasquez-Lee
• Emile Nakashima
• Emory Castellan
• Erasmus Vellum
• Étienne Beaumarchais
• Eton Messina
• Etta Laughlin
• Eun-ji Seo
• Evangeline C. Dupree
• Evelyn Garrick-Moss
• Ever Hungry, Never Fooled
• Everett Pinkerton-Rao
• Exit, Pursued by a Deadline

F: 17 names

• F. X. Delahunt
• Farid Daneshvar
• Fatima Benjelloun
• Faye Vorable
• Fed and Unimpressed
• Felicity Hawksworth
• Felix Matinee
• Fenella Arbuthnot
• Fergus Applewhite
• Final Boss Fiona
• Flint-Eyed Flora
• Flo "Overcooked" Fitzpatrick
• Florian Babatunde
• Frame Rate Frankie
• Francesca "Al Punto" Gallo
• Frank Assessment
• From the Desk of E. B. Whitcombe

G: 16 names

• G. Fitzroy Amadi
• Game Over Greta
• Garnish and Grumble
• Garrett Nwosu
• Georgette A. Mbatha
• Gideon Featherstonehaugh
• Ginger Snapp
• Giselle Marchand
• Giulietta Ferraresi
• Glitch Hunter Gwen
• Graham Crackerjack
• Graziella Lombardi
• Greta "The Rolling Pin" Lindholm
• Greta Ashworth-Li
• Greta Montage
• Gus "Early Bird Special" Tolliver

H: 25 names

• H. R. Vandersloot
• Hal Apeno
• Half-Star Harriet
• Hamilton Plinth
• Hank "Extra Napkins" Dufrene
• Hard Mode Hamza
• Hard-to-Please Hollis
• Harmony Blackwood-Diaz
• Hazel Nutley
• Henrietta Summerscale
• Herb Garnish
• Hester Blackwell-Oduya
• High Score Hiro
• Hitbox Hattie
• Hoang Minh Chau
• Holly Wood-Byrne
• Honoria "The Palate" Vance
• Honoria Pell
• Horatio Wexford
• Hortense Delacour
• House Lights Up
• Hugh Mility
• Hugo Pemberton-Sato
• Humphrey Beauclerk
• Hyacinth Morrow

I: 13 names

• Ianthe Castellani
• Ignacio "The Reduction" Salazar
• Ignatius Bellweather
• Ignatius K. Solberg
• Ilse Vandenberghe
• Incognito Ingrid
• Inés Larrañaga
• Iris Murgatroyd
• Iron-Tongue Imogen
• Isadora Fontenot
• Isamu Kurosaki
• Isolde "The Coupe" Wagner-Blythe
• Ivy "Sauce on the Side" Calder

J: 13 names

• J. B. Fenwick-Sloane
• J. Winthrop Sedley
• Jacinta Blackwood
• Jasper Coldstream
• Jasper Impasto
• Jean-Baptiste Lemaire
• Jett Corrigan
• Jocasta Wyndham
• Joni Staccato
• Josephine R. Calder, Critic at Large
• Jude Icious
• Juno Blackthorne
• Justin Different

K: 7 names

• Kalinda "Low and Slow" Jarrah
• Kamala Prescott
• Kazimir Nowak
• Kerry Curry
• Knife and Verdict
• Known Only to the Editor
• Kwabena "Good Stew" Asante

L: 47 names

• L. Marguerite Stowe
• L. P. Montcrieff
• Lady Arabella Aspic
• Lady Clarissa Cucumber-Sandwich
• Lady Georgiana Gooseberry-Fool
• Lady Henrietta Hollandaise
• Lady Lavinia Crumpington
• Lady Marmalade-Toast
• Lady Philippa Petit-Four
• Lady Wilhelmina Soufflé
• Lag Spike Lena
• Lars "The Pickle Jar" Nyberg
• Lavender Proscenium
• Lavinia Truscott
• Léa Desrochers
• Lee K. Soup
• Legs and Tannins
• Leilani Kahananui
• Leland F. Ashworth Jr.
• Lennox Vale
• Leona "The Gravy Boat" Sims
• Leontyne Briggs
• Leopold Brisbane-Hale

L, continued

• Leopold Finchley
• Les Miserable-Pryce
• Les Stars
• Lettice Abara
• Lights Down, Notes Out
• Lilith Coppersmith
• Linus Galbraith
• Lionel Gilding
• Lola Reverb
• Lord Fauntleroy Flapjack
• Lord Hash of Brown
• Lord Percival Crumpet
• Lord Tarquin Toastrack
• Lorenzo Cadenza
• Lowell Cutler
• Lucien Marchetti-Vane
• Lucius Folio
• Ludovic Ainsworth
• Ludovica Bianchi
• Luke Warm
• Lukewarm Lionel
• Lux Ferrante
• Lyle Okonjo
• Lysander Achebe

M: 57 names

• M. F. Okonedo
• M. Lucille Farraday
• Mabel "Butter First" Thorne
• Mac N. Cheswick
• Madame Aurore Amuse-Bouche
• Madame Bernadette Brioche
• Madame Clothilde Clafoutis
• Madame Colette Cassoulet
• Madame Fourchette
• Madame Odette Quenelle
• Madame Solange Tartiflette
• Madame X of the Mezzanine
• Maestro Benedetto Fiorelli
• Maestro Ettore Risotto
• Maeve Drummond
• Magnus Olivier-Reyes
• Malcolm Trevino
• Marcel "Send It Back" Dubois
• Marcella Dunwoody
• Marcia Gouache
• Margaux Villeneuve
• Marge Oram
• Margot "The Mise" Laurent
• Marguerite D. Stanhope
• Marguerite Solano
• Marian Flyleaf
• Marigold Devereux
• Marina Rasauce

M, continued

• Marit Solheim
• Mark Itdown
• Marlena Riff
• Marquis Lucien de Roquefort
• Mathilde Easterbrook
• Max Runtime
• Maximilian Dufresne
• Mei-Ling Tsai
• Mel O'Drama
• Mel Ted Butter
• Merciless Maud
• Mercy Atwater
• Midnight at the Counter
• Miles Deckard
• Miles Toolong
• Millicent Carraway
• Minnie "Split the Check" Hartwell
• Mirabel Santangelo
• Mireille Sandoval-Kerr
• Mister Nobody, Dining Alone
• Mister Y of the Balcony
• Mo Zarella
• Monica Splicer
• Monsieur Aristide Croûton
• Monsieur Fabrice Fricassée
• Monsieur Gaston Beurre-Blanc
• Monsieur Hercule Bouillon
• Montgomery Faircloth
• Monty "The Port Glass" Fotheringay

N: 20 names

• N. C. Wetherby
• Nadège Tremblay
• Nadia "Sharp Knife" Haddad
• Nadine Carstairs
• Nan Bread-Finch
• Natsuki Oda
• Ned "Dry Toast" Pickering
• Nell Halliday
• Nerissa Holloway-Chen
• Never-Pleased Nell
• New Game Plus Nora
• Ngozi Eberechukwu
• Nico Tremolo
• Nkechi Onyeama
• No Byline Given
• No-Mercy Mercer
• Nobody You Would Recognize
• Noel Spoilers
• Not the Critic You Expected
• Notes from the Gods

O: 23 names

• O. P. Ashenden
• Octavia Demarest
• Octavian Rosenblatt
• Odessa Marlowe
• Odetta Marsh
• Odette Rasmussen
• Odile "Ice Bucket" Fournier
• Odile Sfumato
• Oil on Deadline
• Olive Pitts
• Olive R. Twistbread
• One Bite at a Time
• One-Star Winston
• Opening Night Nerves
• Ophelia Wingate
• Oriane Delacroix-Mbaye
• Orson Mwangi
• Otis "Burnt Ends" Tillman
• Otis Lowdown
• Ottilie Brandauer
• Ottoline Hargreaves
• Our Correspondent, Name Withheld
• Our Diner in Disguise

P: 34 names

• Page Proofwell
• Paige Turner
• Paloma Sprocket
• Pan Itall
• Pandora Lightfoot
• Patti Overdrive
• Patty Melton
• Pepper Mills
• Percival Lockhart-Dunne
• Peregrine Stagg
• Pernilla Strand
• Perry Winkle-Pie
• Persephone Gill-Baptiste
• Peter Bread
• Petronella Ogunbanjo
• Phil A. Minyon
• Phil Marathon
• Philippa J. Wren
• Philippa Ravenscroft
• Philo Dough
• Phineas "The Finger Bowl" Crane
• Pilar Santamaría
• Pita Pan
• Pixel Prudence
• Plate by Plate
• Player Two Priya
• Poison Pen Penelope
• Polly Phonic
• Portia Huang-Whitby
• Priya "One More Bite" Venkataraman
• Professor Thaddeus Umami
• Prosper Proscenium
• Prudence Okafor
• Ptolemy Grace

Q: 2 names

• Q. R. Penhallow
• Quick Save Quinn

R: 31 names

• R. T. Abiola
• Rafael Estabrook
• Rafael Etxeberria
• Rafferty Lindqvist
• Rage Quit Rita
• Ramona Closeup
• Raoul Chandelier
• Rave Reviewson
• Ravi Sundaram
• Ray "Diner Coffee" Malone
• Razor Rosalie
• Reed Booker
• Renata Voss
• Respawn Reggie
• Reuben Rye
• Reverend Septimus Seedcake
• Rex Calloway
• Rhiannon Solberg
• Rocco "The Breadstick" Bellini
• Rodrigo Bustamante
• Roguelike Rosie
• Rosa "Slow Simmer" Delgado
• Rosalba Giordano
• Rosalind E. Fairbanks
• Rosamund Eccleston
• Roscoe Vidal
• Rosemary Baker
• Row F, Seat Nine
• Rowena Lascelles
• Rupert "The Decanter" Hale
• Russ Tique

S: 61 names

• S. Cordelia Vane
• Sade Olawale
• Sage Butterfield
• Salt and Opinion
• Sam Mosa
• Sanjay Whitford
• Saskia van Houten
• Savage Sal Moretti
• Save Point Sam
• Scathing Sidney
• Scorched-Earth Edith
• Seasoned Opinions
• Seat J-14
• Second Album Syndrome
• Seraphina Goodfellow
• Seraphine Dlamini
• Sharp Elbows Ellison
• Sharp-Tongue Shapiro
• Shelf Life
• Sheridan Trapdoor
• Sherry Trifle
• Sid Quill
• Side Quest Sully
• Side Two, Track Four
• Signed, A Regular
• Simone Achterberg-Lowe
• Sinclair Agarwal
• Sir Algernon Port-Decanter
• Sir Cedric Stilton
• Sir Digby Digestif

S, continued

• Sir Gawain Gruyère
• Sir Lancelot Gravlax
• Sir Loin of Beefington
• Sir Montague Marmalade
• Sir Peregrine Truffle-Hound
• Sir Reginald Butterworth
• Sir Tristram Treacle-Tart
• Sir Wilfred Welsh-Rarebit
• Solange Abiodun
• Somebody's Plus-One
• Someone at the Bar
• Soo-ah Lim
• Sorcha Devlin
• Soren Hedlund
• Sour-Note Sorensen
• Speedrun Soren
• Split-Screen Selma
• Spoon and Sentence
• Stan Dingroom-Only
• Standing Too Close
• Static on the Dial
• Stellan Brightwater
• Stevie Okeke
• Still Thinking About That Soup
• Stone-Faced Stella
• Sue Flay
• Sully "Short Order" Brannigan
• Sunniva "Cold Plate" Bergstrom
• Supper and Suspicion
• Sybil Throckmorton
• Sylvie Chapterhouse

T: 393 names

• T. E. Blanchflower
• T. Ignatius Bellamy
• Table for One
• Takeshi Yamanouchi
• Tallulah Brennigan
• Tamsin Holbrooke
• Tara Misu
• Tariq Al-Mansouri
• Tatiana Vasilenko
• Tenor Tim Bright
• Tess "Underseasoned" Halloran
• Tess Timonial
• Thaddeus Pomfret
• Thandiwe "Fresh Herbs" Nkosi
• The Aisle Seat
• The Aria Appraiser
• The Assassin of Act Two
• The B-Side
• The Back Booth Diarist
• The Back Row
• The Backlog Baron
• The Bake Sale Tribunal
• The Bakery Window Watcher
• The Balcony Seat
• The Bane of Bistros
• The Barbecue Bailiff
• The Baron of Bad Notices
• The Bassline Believer
• The Bean Counter of Brew Street
• The Bedside Stack
• The Biennial Bystander
• The Binge Watch Bailiff
• The Biscuit Adjudicator
• The Black Cloud of Broadway East
• The Blank Byline
• The Blurb Doubter
• The Board Game Barrister
• The Borrowed Copy
• The Borrowed Name

T, continued

• The Borrowed Raincoat
• The Bravo Rationer
• The Bread Basket Report
• The Bridge Is the Best Part
• The Brisket Inquisitor
• The Brunch Auditor
• The Brushstroke Counter
• The Buffet Line Bard
• The Bulldozer of Bookshops
• The Burger Magistrate
• The Butcher of Brasserie Row
• The Butcher's Confidant
• The Butter Knife
• The Canteen Confessor
• The Catalogue Essayist
• The Cautious Gourmand
• The Cellar Door
• The Check, Please
• The Cheese Board Chairman
• The Chef's Nightmare
• The Chili Cook-Off Chancellor
• The Chowder Chronicler
• The Clean Plate
• The Cleaver of Canal Street
• The Closer of Kitchens
• The Cold Open Connoisseur
• The Comic Shop Counsel
• The Completionist's Complaint
• The Corner Booth
• The Couch Co-Op Critic
• The County Fair Pie Judge
• The Crafting Menu Curmudgeon
• The Crema Inspector
• The Critic Behind the Fern
• The Critic Formerly Known
• The Critic in the Gray Coat
• The Critic Who Was Never There
• The Curry Correspondent
• The Curtain Killer

T, continued

• The Custard Commissioner
• The Cutting Room Correspondent
• The Cyclone of Critics' Row
• The Daily Bread
• The Day-One Skeptic
• The Decanting Deacon
• The Decoy Date
• The Deep Cut
• The Demo Tape Devotee
• The Dessert Trolley
• The Diner Detective
• The Director's Regret
• The Dog Show Doubter
• The Dog-Eared Page
• The Doggy Bag Dispatch
• The Double Feature Diarist
• The Doubtful Palate
• The Dragon of the Dress Circle
• The Dread of Every Debut
• The Dress Circle Diarist
• The Drive-Thru Diarist
• The Duchess of Demi-Glace
• The Duchess of Disdain
• The Dumpling Diplomat
• The Earl of Eggs Benedict
• The Early Access Cynic
• The Eight O'Clock Sitting
• The Empress of the Empty House
• The Empty Chair
• The Encore Auditor
• The Encore Is a Formality
• The End Credits
• The Epigraph Inspector
• The Espresso Examiner
• The Executioner in the Aisle Seat
• The Facade Fancier
• The Face Nobody Remembers
• The Fake Birthday Booking
• The False Mustache

T, continued

• The Famished Flaneur
• The Farmers Market Moralist
• The Fast Travel Refuser
• The Feedback Loop
• The Fetch Quest Foe
• The Fifth Wall
• The Final Bow Bulletin
• The Final Cut Column
• The Fine Print Reader
• The Fishmonger's Friend
• The Flat White Witness
• The Food Truck Follower
• The Footnote Fancier
• The Four-Track Mind
• The Fringe Pilgrim
• The Front Row Fidget
• The Front Row Squint
• The Front-of-House Ear
• The Frost of the Front Row
• The Fussy Eater
• The Gadget Unboxer General
• The Gallery Bench
• The Galley Ghost
• The Gatefold Sleeve
• The Ghost Diner
• The Greasy Spoon Laureate
• The Greedy Pilgrim
• The Green Room Gossip
• The Grocer's Gossip
• The Grudging Gastronome
• The Guest Who Took Notes
• The Guillotine of Garrick Street
• The Half-Hour Call
• The Hanging Judge of Hollandaise
• The Happy Hour Heretic
• The Hardback Hermit
• The Hemline Historian
• The Hi-Hat Heckler
• The Hidden Track
• The Honest Appetite

T, continued

• The Honorable Bertram Pudding
• The Hot Sauce Historian
• The Hotel Pillow Inspector
• The House Red Reporter
• The Hundred-Hour Reviewer
• The Hungry Stranger
• The Indie Shelf Insider
• The Inkwell Incognito
• The Intermission Report
• The Interval Verdict
• The Inventory Auditor
• The Invisible Regular
• The Jump Cut Journal
• The Karaoke Night Notary
• The Key Change Cynic
• The Lady Vanishes After Dessert
• The Larder Letters
• The Last Chapter First
• The Last Chord
• The Last Course
• The Last Train After the Finale
• The Last Word on Larch Street
• The Late Seating
• The Late Showing
• The Laugh Track Listener
• The Leftover Column
• The Lemonade Stand Laureate
• The Libretto Lawyer
• The Line Cook's Lament
• The Liner Notes
• The Listening Room
• The Loading Screen Lawyer
• The Long Lunch
• The Lunch Counter Correspondent
• The Maître d's Shadow
• The Marchioness of Marzipan
• The Marginal Note
• The Masked Gourmand
• The Matinee Skeptic

T, continued

• The Mattress Tester
• The Menace at the Matinee
• The Menu Reader
• The Merch Table Moralist
• The Microtransaction Mourner
• The Midnight Screening
• The Midnight Snacker
• The Midweek Diner
• The Minibar Moralist
• The Minimap Minimalist
• The Mixtape Magistrate
• The Monologue Monitor
• The Mosh Pit Monk
• The Museum Gift Shop Sage
• The Nameless Palate
• The Napkin Notes
• The Night Kitchen Notes
• The Noodle Detective
• The Open Mic Oracle
• The Open World Wanderer
• The Opening Act
• The Opening Weekend
• The Opera Glasses
• The Overture Skipper
• The Oyster Ombudsman
• The Panel Gutter Guru
• The Pantry Raider
• The Paperback Prosecutor
• The Parade Float Pundit
• The Pass
• The Pastry Prosecutor
• The Patch Notes Prophet
• The Pause Menu Philosopher
• The Paying Customer
• The Peckish Professor
• The Pen Without a Face
• The Perfume Counter Poet
• The Phantom of the Prix Fixe
• The Pho Philosopher

T, continued

• The Pilot Episode Pessimist
• The Pirouette Pedant
• The Pizza Arbiter
• The Plain Brown Envelope
• The Plot Hole Patrol
• The Plot Thickener
• The Pointe Taken
• The Polite Complaint
• The Popcorn Verdict
• The Post-Game Pundit
• The Potluck Prosecutor
• The Preview Week Prowler
• The Private View
• The Prix Fixe Pessimist
• The Program Collector
• The Projection Booth
• The Prologue Skipper
• The Prompt Corner
• The Pub Quiz Arbiter
• The Punchline Auditor
• The Quiet One with the Pen
• The Quiet Table
• The Ramen Referee
• The Ravenous Reader
• The Reading Lamp
• The Reaper of Restaurant Week
• The Record Bin Diver
• The Reissue Rummager
• The Remainder Bin
• The Remake Resister
• The Remote Control
• The Rerun Romantic
• The Restless Epicure
• The Restricted View
• The Revival Resenter
• The Right Honorable Lord Ladle
• The Roaming Appetite
• The Ruin of Many a Risotto
• The Rulebook Reader
• The Runway Realist

T, continued

• The Sandcastle Assessor
• The Sandwich Scholar
• The Save File Scholar
• The Scalpel of Sloane Square
• The School Play Sage
• The Scourge of Soft Openings
• The Sealed Envelope
• The Seam Ripper
• The Season Finale Fretter
• The Second Bottle
• The Second Glass
• The Second Helping
• The Second Night Reviewer
• The Second Playthrough
• The Second Reel
• The Sequel Skeptic
• The Setlist Skeptic
• The Shadow in the Stalls
• The Shark of Supper Clubs
• The Silencer of Sequels
• The Silent Partner
• The Skeptical Sommelier
• The Sketchbook Skeptic
• The Skill Tree Surgeon
• The Skyline Scold
• The Sledgehammer of Sixth Avenue
• The Slow Fade
• The Slow Reader
• The Small Plates Skeptic
• The Sommelier's Sorrow
• The Soprano Sympathizer
• The Soundcheck
• The Sourdough Sentinel
• The Specials Board
• The Spine Breaker
• The Splash Page Scholar
• The Spoiler of Soufflés
• The Spoiler Warning
• The Squinting Connoisseur

T, continued

• The Stage Door Skeptic
• The Stalls Whisperer
• The Standing Ovation Skeptic
• The Standing Reservation
• The Sticky Floor Report
• The Storm Cloud in Row C
• The Stranger in Booth Three
• The Stranger with a Notebook
• The Street Food Sleuth
• The Subtitle Reader
• The Sunday Roast Inspector
• The Supper Club Spy
• The Taco Tribunal
• The Talent Show Tsar
• The Tasting Menu Truant
• The Terror of Table Six
• The Test Drive Diarist
• The Theme Park Line Lawyer
• The Third Act Problem
• The Third Refill
• The Thrifty Gastronome
• The Tip Jar Tribunal
• The Traveling Tastebud
• The Trench Coat Taster
• The Tutorial Skipper
• The Two-Drink Minimum
• The Unannounced Guest
• The Unbooked Diner
• The Undercover Epicure
• The Understated Regular
• The Understudy's Champion
• The Undertaker of Opening Night
• The Unfinished Novel
• The Uninvited Reviewer
• The Unmoved Mover of Row B
• The Unsigned Review
• The Upper Gallery
• The Usher's Opinion
• The Varnishing Day Visitor

T, continued

• The Veiled Verdict
• The Velvet Fork
• The Velvet Hatchet
• The Venerable Canon Custard
• The Vinegar Virtuoso
• The Vinyl Crackle
• The Voice from Row Zero
• The Waiter's Worry
• The Wall Text Reader
• The Wandering Fork
• The Watcher in the Wings
• The White Cube Wanderer
• The Widowmaker of Wharf Lane
• The Wig and Spectacles
• The Wing Seat Balletomane
• The Witness at Table Two
• The Wolf at the Wine List
• The Worn Stylus
• The Wrecking Ball of Rue Lafitte
• Thea Pentimento
• Thelma Backbeat
• Thelonius Garber
• Theodora Nakamura
• Theodore V. Okoye
• Third Room on the Left
• Thornton Quire
• Three Chords and a Grudge
• Thumbs-Down Thackeray
• Tiberius Easel
• Tilly "Extra Crispy" Winslow
• Tom Ato-Bisque
• Too Loud, Still Listening
• Tor Eklund
• Tristram Soliloquy
• Trudy Stills
• Tuned a Half Step Down
• Tut-Tut Tobias
• Two Forks, One Opinion
• Two-Star Tess
• Tyrone Ashfield

U: 2 names

• Unimpressed Ines
• Untitled, Mixed Opinions

V: 11 names

• Val U. Judgment
• Verity Chaudhry
• Verse, Chorus, Verdict
• Vinegar Vaughn
• Vintage Complaints
• Viola Chiaroscuro
• Viola Stringer
• Violetta Arietta-Jones
• Violetta Marchbanks
• Viscount Rupert Kedgeree
• Vivienne Reel

W: 12 names

• W. G. Nakagawa
• Walden Prufrock-Shah
• Walt "The Blue Plate" Sorensen
• Well Fed and Wary
• Whoever Ordered the Duck
• Wilhelm Brandt-Ito
• Wilhelmina S. Otieno
• Will Pannit
• Winthrop Q. Desrosiers
• Wolfie Brandt
• Words by O. Z. Quartermaine
• Wow and Flutter

X: 1 name

• Ximena Zubiaur

Y: 3 names

• Yevgenia Sokolova
• Your Humble Glutton
• Yours in Butter