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A: 63 names

• A Brief History of Wasted Timeouts
• A Canticle for Lead Blockers
• A Christmas Carol and a Playoff Bye
• A Clash of Kickers
• A Comedy of Turnovers
• A Confederacy of Dropped Passes
• A Farewell to Arm Tackles
• A Gentleman in the Pocket
• A Ghost Story for Week Seventeen
• A Good Kicker Is Hard to Find
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Losses
• A Is for Audible

A, continued

• A Kingdom by the Sideline
• A Midsummer Night's Training Camp
• A Novel Formation
• A Plague on Both Your Rosters
• A Portrait of the Punter as a Young Man
• A Punt as Lovely as a Tree
• A Rake's Fourth Quarter Reform
• A Room of One's Own End Zone
• A Room With a Review Booth
• A Separate Piece of the Playbook
• A Series of Unfortunate Injuries
• A Storm of Sacks
• A Study in Scarlet Jerseys

A, continued

• A Tale of Two Tight Ends
• A Tragedy in One Half
• A Wrinkle in Overtime
• Abandon Hope, Ye Who Enter the Red Zone
• Abandoned on the Nightstand at Oh and Six
• Achilles Heel Injury Report
• Acknowledgments to the Offensive Line
• Act One, Scene Two-Minute Drill
• Active Voice, Inactive List
• Advance Reader Copy of the Playbook
• Adverbs Run Quickly
• Air Quotes Defense

A, continued

• Alas, Poor Kicker, I Drafted Him
• All Aboard the Playoff Express
• All Happy Rosters Are Alike
• All Rookies, Except One, Grow Up
• All Systems Red Zone
• All the Pretty Rushes
• All's Well That Ends in the End Zone
• Alphabetical by Last Place
• Always Winter, Never Playoffs
• Amelia Bedelia Draws a Play
• An Inspector Calls the Play
• And Then There Were None on My Bench
• Anne of Green Turf

A, continued

• Annotated Game Film
• Antagonist: The Schedule
• Anti-Hero at Quarterback
• Apostrophe Catastrophe in the Secondary
• Appendix A: The Injury List
• Are You My Middle Linebacker
• Around the End in Eighty Plays
• Arrakis Sandworm Sweep
• Arsenic and Old Laces Out
• As I Lay Diving for the Pylon
• As You Wish Bone
• Atomic Habit of Losing
• Audiobook at Two-Minute Drill Speed

B: 56 names

• B Is for Bye
• Babbitt's Booster Club
• Back Cover Corner
• Backlist Running Backs
• Baker Street Irregular Formations
• Banned Books, Benched Backs
• Banned From the Playoffs
• Barbaric Yawp at the Refs
• Barefoot in the Pocket
• Bargain Bin Backups
• Bartleby the Scrimmager
• Because I Could Not Stop the Run
• Being Earnest About Kickers
• Beowulf's Stiff Arm

B, continued

• Bertie Wooster's Blown Coverage
• Bestseller List, Worst Seller Team
• Beware the Byes of November
• Beware the Jabberwock and the Blitz
• Big Blocker Is Watching You
• Binge-Read the Waiver Wire
• Biting Satire of My Own Draft
• Black Beauty of a Spiral
• Blank Verse, Blank Scoreboard
• Bleak House Rules
• Blind Date With a Blitz
• Blueberries for Sal, Targets for Me
• Blurb: A Tour de Force in Garbage Time
• Board Book Blockers

B, continued

• Bold Italic Blitz
• Bonjour Tristesse, Au Revoir Playoffs
• Book Club Wine and Screen Passes
• Book Drop Back Passers
• Book Fair Catch
• Book Hangover, Game Day Headache
• Book Haul of Fame
• Book Nook and Ladder
• Book Signing Bonus
• Book Smart, Bye Week Dumb
• Booked for Holding
• Bookends Rush
• Bookin' It to the End Zone
• Bookish and Blitzing

B, continued

• Bookmark Blitz
• Bookmark My Words, We Go for It
• Bookmobile Quarterback
• Bookstore Cafe Au Lateral
• Bookworms in the Backfield
• Borne Back Ceaselessly Into Last Place
• Bottom Shelf, Bottom Seed
• Box Set Stuffers
• Brave New Waiver Wire
• Breaking the Fourth and Wall
• Brideshead Revisited the Trade
• Brobdingnag Nose Tackles
• Bye the Book
• Byline on a Bye Week

C: 49 names

• Call Me Fullback
• Call Number Audible
• Candide's Best of All Possible Benches
• Caps for Sale, Salary Caps
• Captain Ahab's Deep Threat
• Captain Hook and Lateral
• Captain Nemo's Sub Package
• Captain Underpants and the Wedgie Formation
• Card Catalog of Excuses
• Casey at the Back Judge
• Cat's Cradle Catch
• Catch-22 Yard Line

C, continued

• Catcher in the Bye Week
• Catching Fire Off the Bench
• Catharsis After a Monday Night Miracle
• Cautionary Tale of a First-Round Bust
• Chapter Eleven Personnel
• Chapter One: I Am Benched
• Chapter One: They Meet at the Combine
• Character Arc of a Backup
• Charlie and the Chop Block Factory
• Charlotte's Web of Coverage
• Checked Out Since Week Four
• Chicka Chicka Boom or Bust

C, continued

• Childhood's End Around
• Children of Time of Possession
• Choose Your Own Audible
• Clear and Present Deep Threat
• Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Blitz
• Cliffhanger Monday Night
• Clifford the Big Red Zone Threat
• Closed Book, Closed Window
• Cloudy With a Chance of Touchbacks
• Cold Case of the Missing Run Game
• Colon: Followed by a List of Injuries
• Comfort Read, Uncomfortable Matchup

C, continued

• Common Sense Said Bench Him
• Concerning Halfbacks
• Coordinating Conjunction: But We Punted
• Copyright Page, Copycat League
• Corduroy's Missing Button Hook
• Cover to Cover Two
• Cozy Mystery, Cruel Schedule
• Cracked Spine, Questionable to Return
• Crime and Punt Coverage
• Curiouser and Curiouser Play Calls
• Curl Route Up With a Good Book
• Currently Reading the Defense
• Cyclops Field Vision

D: 43 names

• D'Artagnan's Fourth Musketeer Flex
• Dandelion Wine and Cheese Tailgate
• Dangling Modifier, Dangling Ball
• David Copperfield Position
• Deadline Day Dump-Off
• Death of a Sales Pitch for That Trade
• Death on the Goal Line
• Debut Novel, Debut Fumble
• December Is the Cruelest Month
• Decline and Fall of My Dynasty
• Dedication: To My Bench
• Deep in the Stacks Formation
• Denouement in the Fourth Quarter
• Deus Ex Machina Hail Mary

D, continued

• Devil in a Blue Jersey
• Dewey Decimal Dime Package
• Dial M for Motion
• Dialogue Tags and Franchise Tags
• Diary of a Nobody in Twelfth Place
• Diary of a Wimpy Kicker
• Dictionary Definition of Rebuilding
• Did Anyone Read the Injury Report
• Dig Until You Find a Running Back
• Dime Novel Nickel Package
• Discussion Questions About That Trade
• Divergent Routes
• DNF: Did Not Field Goal
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Scoreboards

D, continued

• Do I Dare Disturb the Depth Chart
• Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Bye Week
• Doctor Dolittle on Offense
• Dog-Eared Playbook
• Don Quixote Tilts at Goalposts
• Don't Let the Pigeon Call the Plays
• Double Booked, Double Covered
• Double Indemnity, Double Coverage
• Double, Double Team and Trouble
• Double-Spaced Linemen
• Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hide the Ball
• Dramatis Personae Fouls
• Drop Cap Space
• Due Date: Sunday at Noon
• Dynamic Character, Static Offense

E: 23 names

• East of the End Zone
• Eat, Punt, Lose
• Eats, Shoots & Leaves the Pocket
• Eeyore's Injury Outlook
• Eighty-Four Games Without a Catch
• Elegy for My Running Game
• Elementary, My Dear Wideout
• Ellipsis Before the Snap
• Emma's Matchmaking Matchups
• End of Sentence, End of Half
• End Zone Notes

E, continued

• Endnotes on the End Around
• Enjambment at the Line
• Epic Poem, Epic Collapse
• Epigraph Before the Kickoff
• Epilogue: Still Benched
• Epistolary Trade Offers
• Et Tu, Kicker
• Ethan Frome the Slot
• Exclamation Extra Point
• Exit Stage Left Tackle
• Exit, Pursued by a Linebacker
• Extended Metaphor, Extended Drive

F: 49 names

• Fahrenheit Fourth and One
• Fake Dating, Real Handoff
• Falling Action on the Loose Ball
• Falstaff at Fullback
• Far From the Madding Crowd Noise
• Farewell, My Lovely Running Back
• Faustus Trades His Soul for a Back
• Fear Is the Drive-Killer
• Fearful Symmetry in the I Formation
• Ferdinand Just Wants to Sit Out
• Fiction Aisle: My Projections
• Filed Under 796.332

F, continued

• Final Draft Grade: C Minus
• Fine Print Run
• Fire and Icing the Kicker
• First Contact Drill
• First Draft, Final Regret
• First Edition, First Down
• First Person Shotgun
• Five Little Monkeys Jumping Offside
• Five More Pages Until Kickoff
• Five Seven Five Wide
• Five Stars, Zero Wins
• Flags, Flags Everywhere

F, continued

• Flashback Formation
• Flat Stanley in the Flat
• Flea Flicker Market Paperbacks
• Flex Libris
• Font Seven
• Footnote in League History
• Footnote One: See Standings
• For Whom the Ball Rolls
• Foreshadowing a Fumble
• Forever War at Running Back
• Foreword Progress Stopped
• Found Family, Lost Fumble

F, continued

• Foundation and Empty Backfield
• Four Downs Good, Two Downs Bad
• Frame Story, Framed for Holding
• Freckle Juice Move
• Free Verse, Free Agent
• Friends of the Library, Enemies of the Punt
• Friends to Lovers to Rivals Week
• Friends, Romans, Linemen
• Frog and Toad Are Starters
• From Here to the End Zone
• Full Fathom Five Wide
• Fully Booked Bench
• Future Perfect: We Will Have Lost

G: 25 names

• Galley Proofs and Goal Posts
• Gather Ye Fumbles While Ye May
• Ghostwriter of the Game Plan
• Gift Wrap Around Draw
• Giraffes Can't Tackle
• Glossary of Excuses
• Go, Dog. Go Route
• Going Post Route
• Gone Girl, Gone Lead
• Good Fences Make Good Offensive Lines
• Good to Bad to Worse
• Goodbye, Columbus, Hello Waivers

G, continued

• Goodnight Moon, Goodnight Run Game
• Goodnight Nobody on My Bench
• Gothic Manor, Leaky Secondary
• Gravity's Rainbow Coverage
• Great Expectations, Poor Draft
• Greek Chorus of Boos
• Green Eggs and Handoffs
• Grendel's Arm Tackle
• Grounding in the Classics
• Grumpy Sunshine Backfield
• Guards! Guards! Tackles!
• Guess How Much I Love My Flex
• Gulliver's Travel Squad

H: 30 names

• Had We but World Enough and Timeouts
• Happily Ever After the Catch
• Happily Ever Punter
• Hard Times, Soft Schedule
• Hard-Boiled Linebackers
• Hardback Halfbacks
• Hardcover Corners, Paperback Line
• Harriet the Spy on the Sideline
• Hatchet Job on the Offensive Line
• Hate-Read the Box Score
• Heathcliff Notes on the Blitz
• Heavy Edits on the Offensive Line
• Hell Is Other Managers
• Hero's Journey to the Consolation Bracket
• Heroic Couplet of Tight Ends

H, continued

• Hester Prynne's Letter Jacket
• Hike and Seek the Sequel
• Hold List Holding Call
• Holden Caulfield Goal
• Holes in the Zone
• Hope Is the Thing With Shoulder Pads
• Horton Hears a Hard Count
• Hosting Book Club at Halftime
• Hot Route Off the Press
• House of Leaves It on the Field
• How to Eat Fried Turf
• How to Lose Games and Influence Nobody
• Howards End Around
• Hubris in the Second Round
• Hyphenated Tight-End

I: 37 names

• I Am an Invisible Tight End
• I Am Fearless and Going for Two
• I Am Legend in the Consolation Bracket
• I Awoke From Uneasy Dreams With a New Kicker
• I Contain Multiple Tight Ends
• I Saw the Best Backs of My Generation
• I Solemnly Swear I Am Up to No Huddle
• I Think I Can, I Think I Can Start Him
• I Wandered Lonely as a Punter
• I Would Prefer Not to Punt
• I'm Nobody, Who Are You Starting
• I, Robot, You Punter

I, continued

• Iago in the Group Chat
• Iambic Pentameter Protection
• Ichabod Crane Kick
• If Music Be the Food of Love, Play Action
• If on a Winter's Night a Kicker
• If You Can Keep Your Helmet On
• If You Give a Mouse a Carry
• If You Really Want to Hear About My Draft
• Ignatius Reilly's Concession Stand
• In a Hole in the Line Lived a Halfback
• In My Villain Era, Vetoing Trades
• In the Woods, Out of the Playoffs

I, continued

• Inciting Incident: The Opening Kickoff
• Index of Fumbles
• Indie Bookstore, Major Upset
• Infinite Jest, Finite Bench
• Inspector Javert's Pursuit Angle
• Interlibrary Lateral
• ISBN Thinking About a Trade
• Island of the Blue Chips
• Isn't It Pretty to Think So, Said Last Place
• It Came From the Waiver Wire
• It Was a Pleasure to Blitz
• It Was Love at First Snap
• Italics Mine, Points Theirs

J: 10 names

• Jane Eyre Raid
• Jean Valjean's Yards After Contact
• Jeeves Calls the Audible
• Jo March Down the Field
• Journey Before Destination, Bye Before Playoffs
• Journey to the Center of the Line
• Judge a Book by Its Cover Three
• Just Browsing the Free Agents
• Just One More Chapter, Just One More Yard
• Just So Stories, Just So Many Injuries

K: 5 names

• Kerning the Corner
• Kicker, Kicker, Missing Right
• Kidnapped by the Waiver Wire
• Kill Your Darlings, Drop Your Kicker
• King Lear Divides the Carries

L: 29 names

• Large Print Playbook
• Last Night I Dreamt of the Playoffs
• Late Fees and Late Hits
• Laurie's Lateral
• Leather-Bound Pigskin
• Leitmotif: The Missed Extra Point
• Les Miserable Kickers
• Let Me Count the Yards
• Let the Wild Rumpus Kick Off
• Life of Pi, Death of My Season
• Lit Blitz
• Lit Majors, Minor Injuries
• Literal Laterals
• Literary Agent, Free Agent

L, continued

• Little House on the Fifty
• Little Women, Big Linemen
• Llama Llama Red Zone Drama
• Locked Room Coverage
• Logan's Run Game
• Long Day's Journey Into Monday Night
• Long Read, Short Yardage
• Look Homeward, Angle Route
• Look on My Roster, Ye Mighty, and Despair
• Loose Leaf, Loose Ball
• Losing Battles, Losing Matchups
• Love in the Time of Play Action
• Love Triangle Formation
• Love You Forever, Bench You for Always
• Love's Labor's Lost Fumble

M: 39 names

• Madame Defarge Knits the Depth Chart
• Magical Realism in the Red Zone
• Main Character Energy, Backup Stats
• Major Major Major Penalty
• Make Way for Fullbacks
• Man Versus Nature Versus Zone Coverage
• Manuscript Under Center
• Margin Notes on the Play Sheet
• Marriage of Convenience Store Kicker
• Martian Chronicles of a Losing Streak
• Master of My Fate, Captain of My Team
• Matilda Moves the Chains With Her Mind
• May the Matchups Be Ever in Your Favor

M, continued

• Measure for Measure, Bring Out the Chains
• Measured Out My Life in First Downs
• Meet-Cute at Midfield
• Midway Upon the Journey of Our Season
• Minor Characters, Major Penalties
• Misery Loves a Losing Streak
• Miss Havisham's Stopped Clock
• Miss Marple's Village Blitz
• Miss Nelson Is Missing a Kicker
• Misshelved in Flex
• Mixed Metaphors, Mixed Coverages
• Moby Draft
• Mood Reader, Streaky Scorer

M, continued

• Morally Gray Area Rules
• Mostly Harmless Pass Rush
• Mr. Collins Proposes a Trade
• Mr. Popper's Penalties
• Mr. Toad's Wild Card Ride
• Mrs. Dalloway's Tailgate Party
• Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of the Scout Team
• Much Ado About Nothing and Thirteen
• Much Ado About Punting
• Muffed Punctuation
• My Kingdom for a Running Back
• My Season Was Dead, to Begin With
• My Team, Prince of Last Place

N: 28 names

• Nancy Drew Them Offside
• Narrative Arc of the Deep Ball
• Natasha's First Ball Carrier
• Natty Bumppo and Run
• Needful Things at Running Back
• Never Let Me Go Route
• Neverwhere to Run
• New Arrivals on the Waiver Wire
• New Release at the Line
• Next Year's Bestseller
• Nineteen Eighty-Fourth Down
• No Exit From Last Place
• No Good, Very Bad Draft
• No Joy in Mudville, No Points on My Bench

N, continued

• No Man Is an Island Except My Cornerback
• Noir Huddle
• Noises Offside
• Nonfiction Section: My Record
• Normal People, Abnormal Lineup
• North and South End Zone
• Not All Who Scramble Are Sacked
• Not With a Bang but a Punt
• Notes From the Basement of the Standings
• Nothing Gold Can Stay Healthy
• Nothing Will Come of Nothing but Screens
• Novel Ideas, Same Old Punts
• Novella-Length Drive
• Nurse Ratched's Curfew Defense

O: 34 names

• O Captain, My Kicker
• Oblomov Never Sets His Lineup
• Ode on a Grecian Turnover
• Ode to a Punter
• Odysseus Takes Ten Years to Score
• Of Mice and Tight Ends
• Off With Their Helmets
• Oh Bother, a Flag
• Oh, the Places You'll Throw
• Old Man's War Room
• Old Yeller at the Refs

O, continued

• Oliver Twists an Ankle
• Omniscient Narrator in the Press Box
• On Hold for a Tight End
• On the Origin of Losing Streaks
• On the Road Underdog
• Once More Unto the Breach in the A Gap
• Once Upon a Dime Package
• Once Upon a Monday Dreary
• Once Upon a Two-Minute Drill
• One Fish, Two Fish, Red Zone, Blue Chip
• One for the Money, Two for the Conversion

O, continued

• One Hundred Yards of Solitude
• One if by Land, Two if by Air Raid
• One-Star Review of My Draft
• Open Book, Open Receiver
• Orient Express Lane to the End Zone
• Our Town, Your Loss
• Ours but to Go for Two
• Out of Print, Out of Bounds
• Out, Damned Spot of the Ball
• Overbooked Backfield
• Overdue for a Win
• Oxford Comma, Kicker, and Punter

P: 53 names

• Pacing Issues in the Hurry-Up
• Paddington's Hard Stare at the Refs
• Page Count and Snap Count
• Page One Onside Kick
• Page Turner, Turnover
• Page Turnovers
• Paper Cut Blocks
• Paper Towns, Paper Champions
• Paperback Exchange Under Center
• Paperback Fullbacks
• Paradise Lost in Overtime
• Parenthetical Bye (Week Nine)
• Passive Voice: Mistakes Were Made

P, continued

• Past Tense: We Led
• Pat the Punter
• Pathetic Fallacy, Pathetic Secondary
• Pen Name Penalty
• Penelope Unravels the Game Plan
• People We Meet on Waivers
• Periodicals Section, Periodic Scoring
• Persuasion Offense
• Pete the Cat and His Four Groovy Downs
• Peter Rabbit in Mr. McGregor's Backfield
• Phileas Fogg's Eighty-Yard Drive
• Picture Book Catch
• Pigskin-malion

P, continued

• Pinocchio's Nose Tackle
• Pippi Long Snapping
• Place Holder Text
• Play It by the Book
• Please Sir, I Want Some More Carries
• Plot Hole in the A Gap
• Plot Twist: We Scored
• Poet Laureate of the Trash Talk
• Point of View From the Bench
• Pollyanna Projections
• Pop-Up Book Kick
• Pre-Ordered My First-Round Pick
• Preface Mask Penalty

P, continued

• Prequel to a Losing Streak
• Presumed Innocent of Holding
• Pride and Pass Interference
• Prince Caspian's Comeback Route
• Print Run Game
• Project Hail Mary Pass
• Prologue to a Blowout
• Proofreader's Mark on the Forty
• Proper Nouns, Improper Formations
• Prose and Cons of Punting
• Prospero's Playbook
• Psychohistory Says Start Him
• Punting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
• Purple Prose, Purple Bruise

Q: 3 names

• Query Letter to the Commissioner
• Question Mark at Quarterback
• Quill and Pigskin Society

R: 44 names

• Rabbit Is Benched
• Rabbit, Run the Ball
• Rage Against the Dying of the Lead
• Ramona the Pass Rusher
• Rare Books Room, Rare Wins
• Raskolnikov's Guilty Holding Call
• Rated It Two Stars, Went for Two
• Read Dog Blitz
• Read It and Weep: The Box Score
• Read It for the Plot, Started Him for the Matchup
• Read Option
• Read Shirt Freshmen
• Reader, I Benched Him
• Reading Challenge Flag

R, continued

• Reading Goal Line
• Reading Slump, Scoring Slump
• Ready Player One-Yard Line
• Recurring Theme: Three and Out
• Red Herring Route
• Red Pen, Red Zone
• Red Rising Stock
• Redwall of Blockers
• Refusal of the Call on the Field
• Regency Rules, Modern Scoring
• Rejection Letter From the Playoffs
• Remainder Table Running Backs
• Remaindered by Week Eight
• Remembrance of Leads Past
• Renewed for Another Losing Season

R, continued

• Required Reading: The Rulebook
• Reread the Defense
• Return Slot Receiver
• Revisions to the Depth Chart
• Rhyme Scheme, Zone Scheme
• Rich League, Poor Draft
• Rip Van Winkle Sleeper Picks
• Rising Action, Falling Standings
• Roadside Picnic Tailgate
• Room on the Bench
• Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Benched
• Rough Draft Board
• Roughing the Narrator
• Round Character, Late Round
• Run-On Sentence, Run-Heavy Offense

S: 80 names

• Sacks and Sensibility
• Salem's Lot of Injuries
• Sancho Panza's Lead Blockers
• Sans Serif, Sans Playoffs
• Sarah, Plain and Tall Receiver
• Science the Heck Out of This Lineup
• Scrooge's Salary Cap
• Season of Mists and Mellow Fumbles
• Second Chance Romance, Second Half Team
• Second Draft, Same Mistakes
• Second Foundation, First Down
• See Also: Defeat
• Self-Published Depth Chart

S, continued

• Semicolon; Still Winless
• Sentence Fragment. Incomplete Pass.
• Sequel Rights and Wrong Routes
• Series Order: Run, Run, Pass, Punt
• Setting: A Rainy Sunday in Last Place
• Shadow and Bone Bruise
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Sunday Slate
• She Stoops to Recover the Fumble
• She Walks in Beauty Like the Night Game
• Shelf Control
• Shelf Life of a Running Back
• Shelf Talkers and Trash Talkers
• Shelved Until Next Season

S, continued

• Shelving Cart Before the Horse Collar
• Shhh, Silent Count
• Short Story, Long Bomb
• Show, Don't Tell the Play Call
• Shush Rushers
• Signed Copy, Unsigned Free Agent
• Sing, Muse, of the Rage of My Group Chat
• Sister Carrie the Ball
• Six of Crows, Half a Dozen of the Other Team
• Skim the Middle, Throw the Deep Ball
• Slam Poetry, Slant Route
• Slow Burn Offense
• Slush Pile at the Goal Line
• Small Gods, Big Linemen

S, continued

• Small Press Coverage
• Snow Crash Course in Tackling
• So Much Depends Upon a Red Zone Target
• Soliloquy in the Huddle
• Some Have Greatness Thrust Upon Their Flex
• Some Kickers Are More Equal
• Some Pigskin
• Sometimes Benched Is Better
• Somewhere in La Mancha, a Punter Waits
• Speaker for the Dead Ball
• Special Collections Teams
• Speed Readers in the Slot
• Spine Out, Face Mask Out

S, continued

• Spine Tacklers
• Spinoff Move
• Split Infinitive Backfield
• Spoiler Alert: We Punt
• Sprayed Edges, Sealed Edges
• Staff Picks Six
• Standalone Season, No Sequel
• Star-Crossed Routes
• Starship Troopers on Special Teams
• Stately, Plump Nose Tackle
• Stay Goal Line, Ponyboy
• Stellaluna's Upside-Down Standings
• Stet the Starters

S, continued

• Sticky Tabs on the Scouting Report
• Still on Page One of the Rebuild
• Stock Character, Stock Down
• Stopping by Woods on a Bye Week
• Stranger in a Strange Stadium
• Strangers on a Trade
• Stream of Consciousness Play Calling
• Stuart Little Chance on Fourth
• Study Guide to the Blitz
• Such Stuff as Screens Are Made On
• Summer Reading Program, Fall Collapse
• Superfudge the Spot
• Suspension of Disbelief in My Projections
• Sylvester and the Magic Pylon

T: 244 names

• 'Twas Brillig and the Slithy Backs
• 'Twas the Night Before Kickoff
• Table of Contents Under Pressure
• Tales of a Fourth Down Nothing
• TBR: To Be Rostered
• Tender Is the Hamstring
• Terrible, Horrible, No Good Bye Week
• Terrific, Radiant, Fumble
• Text Blockers
• The Abridged Season
• The Age of Innocence and Illegal Motion
• The Agony and the Agony
• The Alibi: I Was on a Bye
• The Andromeda Strained Hamstring

T, continued

• The Art of Warming the Bench
• The Artful Dodger of Tackles
• The Awakening of My Bench
• The Back Fled and the Safety Followed
• The Beautiful and the Benched
• The Best of Drafts, the Worst of Drafts
• The Better Part of Valor: Fair Catch
• The BFG: Big Friendly Guard
• The Big Sleeper
• The Blade Itself Is Offside
• The Book of Disquiet in the Locker Room
• The Book Was Better Than My Team
• The Bookshop Cat on a Hot Tin Bench
• The Borrowers of My Roster Spots

T, continued

• The Caine Mutiny in the Huddle
• The Call of Cthulhu Audible
• The Call of the Wildcat
• The Canterbury Tailgate
• The Case of the Vanishing Lead
• The Cask of Amontillado Tailgate
• The Cat in the Hat Trick Play
• The Cat Who Read the Playbook
• The Center Cannot Hold
• The Children of Men in Motion
• The Chosen One at Pick Twelve
• The Color of Play-Action Magic
• The Corrections to My Lineup
• The Crucible of Week Fourteen
• The Cruel Prince of the Waiver Wire

T, continued

• The Crying of Lot Forty-Nine Yards
• The Curious Incident of the Late Flag
• The Da Vinci Cover Two
• The Dark Forest of the Depth Chart
• The Dark Tower of a Tight End
• The Day of the Juke
• The Day the Kickers Quit
• The Demolished Man on the Blind Side
• The Dragon Reborn Off Waivers
• The Dragonriders of Punt Return
• The Elements of Style Points
• The End, Said the Scoreboard
• The Enemy's Goal Line Is Down
• The Fall, the Winter, the Whole Season

T, continued

• The Fault in Our Starters
• The Fifth Season Opener
• The Firm Handoff
• The Giver of Free Points
• The Giving Tree Gives Up Forty Points
• The Glass Menagerie of Running Backs
• The Golden Compass Points to the End Zone
• The Grapes of Sacks
• The Graveyard Book of Busts
• The Great Gatsblitz
• The Gruffalo's Goal Line Stand
• The Halfback Prince
• The Haunted Depth Chart
• The Haunting of Hill House Rules

T, continued

• The Heart Is a Lonely Punter
• The Hero of My Own League
• The Hound of the Basket Catch
• The House of Seven Fumbles
• The Hunt for Red Zone October
• The Icing of the Kicker Cometh
• The Idiot Who Drafted a Kicker Early
• The Invisible Life of My Third Receiver
• The Jungle Book of Plays
• The Kicker Who Lived
• The Last Battle for Sixth Place
• The Last Chapter Was Week One
• The Last Unicorn in the Slot
• The Left Tackle of Darkness
• The Lies of Locke Down Corner

T, continued

• The Life-Changing Magic of Tanking
• The Lightning Thief of Possessions
• The Lincoln Lawyer Up, Commissioner
• The Lion, the Witch and the Waiver Wire
• The Little Engine That Could Not Convert
• The Little Prince of Punts
• The Long Dark Bye Week of the Soul
• The Long Goodbye Week
• The Long Way to a Small Angry Linebacker
• The Lorax Speaks for the Tight Ends
• The Lost World of My Lead
• The MacGuffin at Running Back
• The Man in the High Press Box
• The Man in the Iron Face Mask

T, continued

• The Man in the Yellow Flag
• The Masque of the Red Zone
• The Maze Runner Up
• The Merry Wideouts of Windsor
• The Metamorphosis of My Roster
• The Minority Report on My Kicker
• The Mists of Avalon Hide the Play Clock
• The Mixed-Up Files of My Draft Board
• The Mock Draft Turtle
• The Monkey's Paw Draft Wish
• The Monster at the End of This Schedule
• The Moon Is a Harsh Schedule
• The Mouse and the Motion Penalty
• The Mousetrap Play

T, continued

• The Murder of Roger Ackroyd's Season
• The Mystery of the Third-Quarter Collapse
• The Name of the Wind Advisory
• The Night Circus Catch
• The Ninth Circle of Waivers
• The No. 1 Ladies' Defensive Agency
• The Notebook of Trick Plays
• The Old Almanac Predicts a Loss
• The Old Man and the Seam Route
• The Once and Future Kicker
• The Past Is a Foreign Depth Chart
• The Pearl of the Late Rounds
• The Perfect Foil for a Pass Rush
• The Phantom of the Offense
• The Phantom Toll Booth Review

T, continued

• The Pickwick Six Papers
• The Picture of Dorian Gray Area Call
• The Pigeon Wants a Trade
• The Play Action's the Thing
• The Plot Thickens at the Line
• The Poky Little Pass Rush
• The Portrait of a Lateral
• The Postman Always Blitzes Twice
• The Postman Delivers on Third Down
• The Power of Negative Yardage
• The Prince of the Cellar
• The Prisoner of Zone Coverage
• The Purloined Letter of Intent
• The Quarterback Sneetches

T, continued

• The Rainbow Fish Shares His Targets
• The Read Zone
• The Reading Lamp Post Route
• The Red Badge of Carries
• The Remains of the Bye
• The Restaurant at the End of the Bench
• The Road Team
• The Runaway Bunny Screen
• The Saddest Box Score I Have Ever Heard
• The Scarlet Letterman
• The Scottish Play Call
• The Screens Must Flow
• The Secret Garden Variety Kicker
• The Secret History of My Trades

T, continued

• The Secret of the Old Play Clock
• The Sense of an Ending in Week Six
• The Sequel Nobody Drafted
• The Seven Habits of Highly Defective Teams
• The Shadow Over the Injury Tent
• The Shining Moment in Garbage Time
• The Sign of the Four-Three Defense
• The Snap Count of Monte Cristo
• The Sorrows of Young Kickers
• The Sound and the Fumble
• The Spy Who Came in From the Cold Bench
• The Stand at the Goal Line
• The Stranger in the Slot
• The Subplot Is My Bench
• The Subtle Knife Through the Line

T, continued

• The Sun Also Rushes
• The Suspect Secondary
• The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Standings
• The Sword in the Stone Hands
• The Tale of Desperate Throws
• The Taming of the Screen Game
• The Tell-Tale Heart Monitor
• The Thin Man Coverage
• The Thirty-Nine Step Drop
• The Three Blocketeers
• The Three Laws of Clock Management
• The Three-Body Problem at Tight End
• The Thursday Night Murder Club
• The Tiger Who Came to Tailgate

T, continued

• The Time Traveler's Wide Receiver
• The Trial by Replay
• The Trojan Horse Collar Tackle
• The Tyger, Tyger Blitzing Bright
• The Unabridged Loss Column
• The Unbearable Lightness of My Bench
• The Understudy Starts Sunday
• The Unread Blitz
• The Velveteen Running Back
• The Very Hungry Linebacker
• The Voyage of the Down Treader
• The Wallflower at Wideout
• The War of the Wild Cards
• The Wealth of Fumbles

T, continued

• The Westing Game Plan
• The Wheel Route of Time
• The Wind in the Wideouts
• The Winter of Our Disconnected Offense
• There and Back Again Shoulder Fade
• There Once Was a Team From Last Place
• There Was a Kicker and He Almost Deserved It
• Thesaurus Entry for Loss: Us
• They Lived Happily Ever After the Bye
• They Seek Him Here, They Sack Him There
• Thicker Than a Phone Book: My Loss Column
• Thing One and Thing Two-Point Conversion
• Think and Grow Benched
• Third Person Limited Snap Count
• This Is Just to Say I Took Your Kicker

T, continued

• This Month's Pick Six
• This Side of the Fifty
• Three Men in a Bootleg
• Three Sisters, Three Tight Ends
• Three-Act Structure, Four-Down Territory
• Throne of Glass Ankles
• Tinker Tailor Soldier Bye
• To Bye or Not to Bye
• To Seek, to Find, and Not to Punt
• Toilet Bowl Reading List
• Tom Sawyer's Fence Blockers
• Tome Field Advantage
• Tortilla Flat Route
• Tote Bag Full of Turnovers

T, continued

• Trade Paperback Deadline
• Tragedy in Five Acts and Four Quarters
• Tragedy Shelf Regulars
• Tragic Backstory at Left Guard
• Tragic Flaw: I Trust My Kicker
• Travels With Charley Horse
• Treasure Island Coverage
• Trilogy of Turnovers
• Tuck Everlasting, Tuck Rule Never
• Turn the Page Sweep
• Twelve Angry Men on the Field
• Twenty Thousand Leagues Under .500
• Two Routes Diverged in a Yellow Wood
• Two Straight Lines of Scrimmage
• Typo in the Lineup

U: 11 names

• Ulysses Takes Forever to Punt
• Unabridged Blitz Package
• Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears the Headset
• Unhappy Ending, No Sequel
• Unhaul the Bench
• Universally Acknowledged: Kickers Go Last
• Unputdownable Pass Rush
• Unreliable Narrator, Unreliable Kicker
• Up Past Midnight Setting Lineups
• Uriah Heep of Penalties
• Used Books, Used Timeouts

V: 4 names

• Van Helsing's Stake in the League
• Vanity Fair Catch
• Villanelle of the Repeated Three-and-Out
• Volume Two-Point Conversion

W: 39 names

• Waiting for Godot to Return From Injury
• Want to Read, Have to Punt
• War and Pass Protection
• Warp Drive Block
• Washington Square Out
• We Are in a Playbook
• We Are Merely Punters
• We Happy Few, We Bench of Brothers
• We Have Always Lived in the Cellar
• We're All Mad Here About the Refs
• We're Going on a Bye Hunt
• Weeping Over the Waiver Wire
• Well-Read Zone Offense

W, continued

• Whan That August With His Preseason Soote
• What Fools These Kickers Be
• What to Expect When You're Rebuilding
• Where the Red Zone Grows
• Where the Sideline Ends
• Where the Wild Things Blitz
• Where's Waldo in Coverage
• White Fang, Red Zone
• Who Moved My Chains
• Whodunit? The Kicker Did
• Wide Margins of Victory
• Wine Now, Read Later, Set Lineup Never
• Winnie the Punt

W, continued

• Winston Smith's Room 101 Yards
• Wise Blood, Dumb Penalties
• Wool Over the Commissioner's Eyes
• Word Count: Zero Touchdowns
• Words of Radiance, Yards of Offense
• Works Cited for Holding
• Workshop Critique of My Draft
• World-Building Through the Draft
• Writer's Block in the Back
• Writing Retreat to Prevent Defense
• Written Off by Week Five
• Wuthering Hikes
• Wyrd Sisters, Weird Lineup