BMW Name Generator
Bavarian nicknames and jokes for your Bimmer
Pick a nickname for your own BMW from 1,000 ideas: Bavarian names like Fritz and Liesl, grille and badge jokes like Kidney Bean and Prop Star, paint color names like Estoril, track names like Karussell and self-deprecating picks like Blinker Fluid.
About BMW names
Owners name these cars in a few dependable ways, and most start from where the brand comes from. The company's home is Munich, so Bavarian given names and pet forms come first: Fritz, Liesl, Resi, Sepp and Schatzi, or a name with a job attached such as Autobahn Annie, Bleifuß-Bruno or Tante Turbo. Bavaria supplies the next layer, from Zugspitze and Tegernsee to Brezn, Radler and Wolpertinger.
The car supplies the rest. Enthusiast slang gives Bimmer, Sharknose and Clown Shoe; the twin grille openings give Kidney Bean and Grille Master; the blue and white badge, in Bavaria's colors, gives Roundel Rosie and the propeller jokes. A smooth six-cylinder engine earns Silky Six or Sechser im Lotto, the German phrase for a lottery jackpot. Estoril, Imola, Dakar and Hellrot are borrowed from factory paint colors, and Karussell, Brünnchen and Fuchsröhre are corners of the Nürburgring's Nordschleife.
The jokes are aimed at the owner and nobody else: Blinker Fluid, Out of Warranty, Bring My Wallet and On the Fritz admit what the car costs and what the turn signal stalk is for. The 1,000 names below mix all of these with calm names for sedans and wagons and small ones for convertibles. German words keep their umlauts.
How to choose BMW names
- Start with the paint. A white car suits Schneeflocke or Chamonix, a black one Rabe, Lakritz or Schwarzer Peter, a blue one Estoril or Kornblume, a grey one Schiefer or Graphit, and a red one Hellrot, Imola or Rotkäppchen.
- Match the body style. A sedan or wagon carries Grand Tourer, Reisewagen or Estate of Mind; a convertible suits Top Down Tilly or Fahrtwind; a fast one earns Vollgas, Apex Annie or Kurvenräuber; a small one is a Knirps or a Spatzi.
- Say a German name out loud before you commit. Brünnchen and Flitzer are easy for anyone at a car meet, while Schwalbenschwanz and Fingerspitzengefühl are fun on a key tag and hard in conversation.
- Keep the joke on yourself. Blinker Fluid, Check Engine Charlie and My Mechanic's Boat work because the owner is the one telling them.
- Decide between Bimmer and Beemer. Enthusiasts keep Bimmer for the cars and Beemer for the motorcycles, so Bimmerang reads as insider and Beemer Dreamer as everyday speech.
Frequently asked questions
What are some funny BMW names?
The funniest ones laugh at ownership: Blinker Fluid, On the Fritz, Bring My Wallet, Out of Warranty and Christmas Tree Dash. Grille and badge jokes come next, such as Kidney Bean, Sir Grills a Lot and Prop Star, followed by German puns like Wurst Case Scenario and Otto Pilot.
What is the difference between Bimmer and Beemer?
Among enthusiasts, Bimmer is the word for the cars and Beemer for the motorcycles. In everyday speech plenty of people say Beemer for a car too, so the list has both, from Sir Bimsalot to Moon Beemer. Use the one you actually say.
Which German names suit a BMW?
Bavarian given names and pet forms fit best, because the brand's home is Munich: Fritz, Liesl, Resi, Vroni, Sepp, Xaver and Schatzi. You can also give the name a car word, as in Vollgas-Vroni, Kurven-Kathi or Diesel-Dieter. German words in the list keep their umlauts.
Are these official BMW names?
No. They are nicknames an owner gives their own car, not model or trim names, and this site has no connection to the carmaker. A few borrow a paint color word such as Estoril or a piece of owner slang such as Sharknose, which is how owners talk about their cars anyway.
Related generators
Tesla Name Generator
Nicknames for your Model 3, Y, S, X or Cybertruck
Jeep Name Generator
Trail-worthy names for Wranglers, Gladiators and Cherokees
Corvette Name Generator
Nicknames worthy of America's sports car
Mustang Car Name Generator
Cool nicknames for your Mustang car
Mini Cooper Name Generator
Cheeky British names for your Mini
Funny Car Name Generator
Puns and joke names for the car you love
Car Name Generator
Nicknames for your daily driver, project car or race build
German Nickname Generator
Spitznamen and Kosenamen from every German-speaking region
More like this
Catamaran Name Generator
Cat puns and two-hull names for multihulls
Steamship Name Generator
Names for liners, paddle steamers, riverboats and tramp steamers
Excavator Name Generator
Funny pun names for diggers and dozers
Crane Name Generator
Lifting puns and giant names for cranes
Subaru Name Generator
Nicknames for Outbacks, Foresters, Crosstreks and WRXs
Houseboat Name Generator
Names for floating homes, liveaboards and rental houseboats
All 1,000 BMW names
A: 41 names
- Adagio
- All Hans on Deck
- Allgäu
- Almhütte
- Alois
- Alp Is on the Way
- Alp Wanted
- Alp Yourself
- Alpenglow
- Alpenpass-Alfons
- Alpenrose
- Alpenveilchen
- Alphorn
- Alpine Arrow
- Alpine Express
- Alpine Meadow
- Alpine Pass
- Alpine Tractor
- Ambassador
- Ammersee
- Analog Hero
- Angel Eyes
- Anschnallen Bitte
- Apex Annie
- Apex Hunter
- Apfelstrudel
- Aschenputtel
- Asphaltcowboy
- Auf Wiedersehen
- Augenweide
- Ausfahrt
- Ausfahrt-Anton
- Auto Wipers, Sunny Day
- Autobahn Angel
- Autobahn Annie
- Autobahn Arrow
- Autobahn Cruiser
- Autobahn Express
- Autobahn Otto
- Autobahn Voyage
- Avus
B: 112 names
- B Road Hero
- Baby Shark
- Back of the Lot
- Backroad Bandit
- Balance Beem
- Bank Manager Weeps
- Banshee Wail
- Bärbel
- Bärchen
- Barn Find Bruno
- Bartl
- Bavaria Bound
- Bavarian Bear
- Bavarian Belle
- Bavarian Bruiser
- Bavarian Bullet
- Bavarian Cream
- Bavarian Gentleman
- Bavarian Pretzel
- Bavarian Rhapsody
- Bavarian Sky
- Bavarian Sunrise
- Bazi
- Beach Ball
- Beaver Teeth
- Bee Em Double Trouble
- Bee Em Trouble You
- Beem Team
- Beem There
- Beemer Bean
- Beemer Believer
- Beemer Dreamer
- Beemer of Light
- Beeming Proud
- Beemo
- Beemster
- Beep Beep Bavaria
- Bergblick
- Bergluft
- Bergsteiger
- Bergstraßen-Bärbel
- Bergziege
- Best of the Wurst
- Bestzeit
- Biarritz
- Biergarten
- Big Bavarian
- Big Maintenance Weekend
- Big Money Works
- Big Nostrils
- Big Six
- Bills Mount Weekly
- Bimmer
- Bimmer Bae
- Bimmer Dreams
- Bimmer Shimmer
B, continued
- Bimmer Simmer
- Bimmer Time
- Bimmer Zimmer
- Bimmerang
- Bimmerella
- Bimmerly Hills
- Bimmy
- Bitte Einsteigen
- Bitte Schön
- Black Forest Gateau
- Blasmusik
- Blaubeere
- Blauer Enzian
- Blaues Wunder
- Bleifuß
- Bleifuß-Bruno
- Blickfang
- Blink Once for Yes
- Blink Twice
- Blinker Bill
- Blinker Fluid
- Blinker Schmlinker
- Blinky
- Blue and White
- Blue Danube
- Blue Streak Fritz
- Blueberry Strudel
- Bought More Wrenches
- Boulevardier
- Box Flares
- Boxengasse
- Boxy but Good
- Boy Wunder
- Brake Dust
- Brake Dust Betty
- Brat Mobile
- Brat Pack
- Bratwurst
- Brezel
- Brezn
- Brezn Express
- Brick with Kidneys
- Bridge to Gantry
- Bright Eyes
- Bring My Wallet
- Broke My Wallet
- Brotzeit
- Brünnchen
- Bubble Car
- Bucktooth
- Budget Might Wobble
- Burgi
- Burning My Wages
- Business Class
- Butterblume
- Bye My Wages
C: 38 names
- Cabrio-Carla
- Carbureted Charm
- Cashmere
- Cassette Deck
- Ceiling Fan
- Certified Pre Loved
- Chairman
- Chamonix
- Check Engine Charlie
- Checkerboard
- Chefsessel
- Cherry Strudel
- Chicane Charlie
- Chiemsee
- Christmas Tree Dash
- Chrom und Lack
- Chrome Bumper
- Clay Bar Carla
- Clockwork
- Clown Shoe
- Clutch Kick
- College Fund
- Comfort Mode Carl
- Company Car
- Contessa
- Continent Crusher
- Convertible Hansel
- Coolant Leak Lenny
- Corner Carver
- Corner Office
- Coupé-Clemens
- Creak and Purr
- Cuckoo Clock
- Cufflinks
- Cupholder Optional
- Curb Climber
- Curb Rash Kathi
- Currywurst
D: 37 names
- Dad's Rocket
- Dakar
- Dakar Daisy
- Dalli Dalli
- Dampfnudel
- Danke Schön
- Dash Light Disco
- Dashboard Symphony
- Daydream Beemer
- Delphin
- Depreciation Station
- Der Dicke
- Der Lange
- Derestricted
- Detailer's Darling
- Dicker
- Dickschiff
- Dienstwagen
- Diesel-Dieter
- Dirndl
- Dirndl Dash
- Dog Hauler
- Door Ding Dodger
- Doppelgänger
- Dornröschen
- Döttinger Höhe
- Double Clutch
- Double Kidney Deluxe
- Drehzahl-Dora
- Drehzahlmesser
- Dreikäsehoch
- Driftkönigin
- Drip Drip
- Driveway Marker
- Driveway Mechanic
- Drop Top Dora
- Dunkelbier
E: 16 names
- Eau Rouge
- Eco Mode Never
- Edelweiss
- Eisbär
- Eisvogel
- Engineered to Bits
- Enzian
- Erdbeere
- Estate of Mind
- Estoril
- Estoril Esther
- Evi
- Executive Express
- Exhaust Note
- Expense Account
- Extended Warranty
F: 57 names
- Fahrtwind
- Fair Weather Friend
- Familienkutsche
- Family Rocket
- Fan Club
- Fast Estate
- Fast Lane Fritz
- Fastback Franz
- Fastest Lap
- Feierabend
- Feierabend-Ferdl
- Feinschliff
- Ferdl
- Fernlicht-Fanny
- Fernweh
- Fernweh-Fritz
- Feuerrot
- Feuerwehr
- Fifty Fifty
- Fingerspitzengefühl
- Firlefanz
- Fjord
- Flaneur
- Flared Nostrils
- Flat Foot Fritz
- Flat Out
- Flatbed Frequent Flyer
- Flinke Frieda
- Flitzer
- Floh
- Flori
- Flott
- Flotte Lotte
- Flying Lap
- Fog on the Isar
- Föhn
- Föhnwind
- Foot to the Floor
- For Better or Wurst
- Forum Favorite
- Four Wheel Drift
- Franzi
- Franzl
- Fratz
- Frau Doktor
- Frau Holle
- Frau Schnell
- Fräulein Flott
- Freie Fahrt
- Fresh Air Fritzi
- Fritz
- Fritz and Giggles
- Froschkönig
- Fuchsröhre
- Fuel Light Friend
- Full Send Sepp
- Füssen
G: 43 names
- Gamsbart
- Gamsbock
- Garage Kept
- Garage Queen
- Garagen-Gustl
- Garagengold
- Garmisch
- Gasket Gus
- Gaudi
- Gemütlich
- Gemütlichkeit
- German Engineering
- Gestiefelter Kater
- Gesundheit
- Gletscher
- Glimmer Bimmer
- Glockenspiel
- Glücksbringer
- Glücksgriff
- Glückspilz
- Glühwein
- Goldschatz
- Goldstück
- Gräfin
- Grand Tourer
- Granit
- Grantler
- Graphit
- Gravel Road Greta
- Green Hell
- Gretel Set Go
- Gretl
- Grid Slot Gretl
- Grille Master
- Grille Sergeant
- Grilled Cheese
- Grocery Getter Deluxe
- Grüß Gott
- Gustl
- Gute Fahrt
- Gute Nacht Rider
- Gute Reise
- Guten Tag Along
H: 50 names
- Haarnadel
- Habedere
- Haferlschuh
- Hair Tie Required
- Hairpin Heidi
- Half Maß
- Hallodri
- Halo Effect
- Hammerhead Hans
- Handschuhfach
- Hans Down
- Hans Free
- Hans im Glück
- Hans Up
- Hansi
- Hardware Store Hauler
- Häschen
- Hasi
- Hazard Lights Only
- Heated Seat Hilde
- Heckschleuder
- Heel and Toe
- Hefeweizen
- Heidi
- Heidi Ho
- Heidi Seek
- Helles
- Hellrot
- Hermelin
- Herr Direktor
- Herr Professor
- Herr Vollgas
- Herzblatt
- Herzogin
- High Beemer
- High Mileage Hero
- High Rider
- Himbeere
- Himmelblau
- Hingucker
- Hockenheim
- Hofgarten
- Holterdiepolter
- Homologation Special
- Hot Lap Hanna
- Houndstooth
- Hubraum-Hubert
- Hupe
- Hupkonzert
- Hüttenzauber
I: 17 names
- I Swear I Signaled
- Imola
- Imola Irma
- Indicator Not Found
- Induction Roar
- Initials Only
- Inka
- Inline Irma
- Intake Howl
- Interlagos
- Isar
- Isar Flyer
- Isar Rocket
- Isar Runner
- Isar See You
- Isar-Ida
- It Was Like That
J: 5 names
- Jack Stand Jenny
- Jaws of Bavaria
- Jazz Hans
- Jodler
- Just One More Mod
K: 43 names
- Kaffeefahrt
- Kaiserschmarrn
- Kapellmeister
- Kaputt
- Karussell
- Karwendel
- Kasperl
- Kathi
- Kerb Hopper
- Kidney Bean
- Kidney Pie
- Kidney Punch
- Kidney Shot
- Kidney Stone
- Kilowatt Kathi
- Kirsche
- Kirschrot
- Klatschmohn
- Klaus Call
- Klaus Encounter
- Kleines Helles
- Knight of the Roundel
- Knirps
- Knödel
- Knuddel
- Kofferraum
- Kohle
- Kombi
- Kombi-Kuno
- Königsblau
- Königssee
- Korbinian
- Kornblume
- Krapfen
- Krimskrams
- Krümel
- Kuddelmuddel
- Kuhglocke
- Kupplungs-Kurt
- Kurven-Kathi
- Kurvenkönig
- Kurvenkönigin
- Kurvenräuber
L: 53 names
- Lady of the Left Lane
- Laguna Lou
- Lakritz
- Land Shark
- Landpartie
- Landstraßen-Leni
- Landyacht
- Langstrecke
- Langstreckenläufer
- Laser Beemer
- Lastesel
- Late Braker
- Laubfrosch
- Launch Control Lena
- Lausbub
- Lean Mean Beemer
- Lease Return Larry
- Leberkäs
- Lebkuchen
- Lederhosen
- Lederhosen Express
- Left Lane Legend
- Left Lane Liesl
- Left Stalk Larry
- Leisetreter
- Leni
- Leopold
- Letter Soup
- Lichthupe
- Liesl
- Lift Off Liesl
- Lime Rock
- Limited Slip
- Limousinen-Luise
- Limp Mode
- Limp Mode Larry
- Lindau
- Linderhof
- Little Bavarian
- Little Six
- Loaner Car Blues
- Lock to Lock
- Long Beach
- Long Haul Ludwig
- Long Hood Short Deck
- Long Roof
- Longroof Liesl
- Lorelei
- Lost Socket
- Low Beemer
- Low on Blinker Fluid
- Ludwig
- Luggi
M: 44 names
- Made in Munich
- Malaga
- Mall Mountaineer
- Mandarine
- Manual Labor
- Marienkäfer
- Marienplatz
- Marina Bay
- Maßarbeit
- Maßkrug
- Mauritius
- Mäuschen
- Mausgrau
- Mausi
- Max und Moritz
- Maximilian
- Maximilianstraße
- Mechanic's Retirement Plan
- Michl
- Midlife Crisis
- Milchschaum
- Mile Eater
- Miss Estoril
- Miss Munich
- Mittenwald
- Mitternacht
- Mixed Signals
- Mohnblume
- Mom's Autobahn
- Moni
- Moon Beemer
- Moosgrün
- Mountain Pass Mabel
- Mugello
- Münchner Kindl
- Münchner Michl
- Munich Express
- Munich Mary
- Munich Minute
- Murmel
- Murmeltier
- My Mechanic's Boat
- My Other Mortgage
- Mystery Rattle
N: 15 names
- Nachtfahrt-Nora
- Nasenbär
- Nebelgrau
- Nebelhorn
- Neuschwanstein
- Never Sees Rain
- Ninety One Octane Only
- No Signal
- No Spare Tire
- No Speed Limit
- Nockenwelle
- Nocturne
- Nordschleife
- Nussknacker
- Nymphenburg
O: 33 names
- Obatzda
- Oberammergau
- Oberstdorf
- Odometer Olympian
- Off Lease Luxury
- Offenes Verdeck
- Oil Leak Olga
- Oktoberfest
- Old Bimmer Energy
- Old Money
- Oldtimer
- Oldtimer-Oskar
- Olympiapark
- On the Beem
- On the Fritz
- On the Lift Again
- One Cupholder Wonder
- One Hit Wunder
- Onkel Diesel
- Oompah Band
- Open Air Olga
- Opera Night
- Opposite Lock
- Optional Extra
- Original Paint
- Otto Correct
- Otto Matic
- Otto Mobile
- Otto Pilot
- Out of Warranty
- Overengineered
- Overnight to Salzburg
- Oversteer Otto
P: 47 names
- Packesel
- Paddock Princess
- Papperlapapp
- Paprika
- Parabolica
- Parking Sensor Panic
- Parks Far Away
- Parts Bin Special
- Parts on Order
- Patina
- Paycheck Eater
- Personal Best
- Pewter Stein
- Pfeilschnell
- Pfiat Di
- Pflanzgarten
- Pinwheel
- Pistenrakete
- Pit Lane Pete
- Pit Stop Poldi
- Plastic Fantastic
- Plug In Poldi
- Pocket Bavarian
- Podium Finish
- Polarfuchs
- Poldi
- Polka Dot
- Polka Face
- Pop and Crackle
- Pop Up Headlight Wink
- Portimao
- Power Slide
- Prachtstück
- Premium Unleaded Princess
- Pretzel Logic
- Pride of Bavaria
- Prinzregent
- Project Car Forever
- Prop Culture
- Prop Job
- Prop Star
- Prop Wash
- Propeller Head
- Prost
- Pumpernickel
- Pustekuchen
- Puttin' on the Fritz
Q: 4 names
- Quad Lamps
- Quertreiber
- Quiet Authority
- Quirin
R: 55 names
- Rabe
- Rabenschwarz
- Racker
- Radler
- Ragtop Resi
- Raidillon
- Rakete
- Ran When Parked
- Rapunzel
- Rasant
- Rasante Renate
- Rasender Roland
- Raststätte
- Rattle Trap
- Read the Forum First
- Rear Driver
- Rear Wheel Regret
- Redline Resi
- Redline Rudi
- Regenwolke
- Reihensechser
- Reihensechser-Resi
- Reiselust
- Reisewagen
- Rennfahrer-Rudi
- Rennsemmel
- Resi
- Residenz
- Rest Stop Royalty
- Rev Happy
- Rev Match
- Rhine and Dine
- Rhinestone Cowboy
- Ring Rat
- Roadster Gretel
- Roadster-Rosi
- Roof Box Rudi
- Roofless Rosi
- Rosl
- Rotfuchs
- Rothenburg
- Rotkäppchen
- Round and Round
- Roundel
- Roundel Ronnie
- Roundel Rosie
- Roundel Table
- Roundie
- Rückenwind
- Rückspiegel
- Ruckzuck
- Rudi
- Rumpelstilzchen
- Run Flat Rosie
- Rundenrekord
S: 150 names
- Sachsenring
- Sahneschnitte
- Sakhir
- Salt Season Survivor
- Salty Pretzel
- San Marino
- Sänfte
- Santorini
- Sauerkraut
- Savile Row of Munich
- Scenic Route
- Schadenfreude
- Schaltknüppel
- Schatzi
- Scheunenfund
- Schiefer
- Schikane
- Schlagsahne
- Schlawiner
- Schliersee
- Schmankerl
- Schmuckkästchen
- Schmuckstück
- Schnäppchen
- Schnecke
- Schneeball
- Schneeflocke
- Schneehase
- Schneekönig
- Schneeweißchen
- Schneewittchen
- Schnelle Susi
- Schneller Schorsch
- Schnickschnack
- Schnitzel
- Schnitzel and Giggles
- Schnitzel Wagon
- Schnucki
- Schnuckiputzi
- School Run Express
- Schorsch
- Schuhplattler
- Schwabing
- Schwabing Sunday
- Schwalbenschwanz
- Schwarzer Peter
- Schwarzwald
- Schwarzwälder Kirsch
- Schweinshaxe
- Screamer Beemer
S, continued
- Sechser im Lotto
- Sechserpack
- Sechszylinder-Sepp
- Second Mortgage
- Senator
- Sepang
- Sepp
- Seppl
- Serenade
- Serpentinen-Sophie
- Service Due
- Service Engine Soon
- Servus
- Shark Bite
- Shark Pup
- Shark Week
- Sharkfin Antenna
- Sharknose
- Shooting Brake
- Shop Queen
- Short Shifter
- Sideways in the Snow
- Sideways Sigi
- Sideways Sunday
- Sigi
- Signal Lost
- Signal Sally
- Silberfuchs
- Silent Bavarian
- Silk Scarf
- Silky Six
- Silverstone
- Sir Bimsalot
- Sir Grills a Lot
- Sir Spins a Lot
- Six Appeal
- Six in a Row
- Ski Lodge Shuttle
- Ski Trip Sepp
- Slate and Steel
- Sleeper Wagon
- Slimmer Bimmer
- Slip Angle
- Small Wunder
- Smoky Burnout
- Smooth Six
- Snow Tires Required
- Soccer Practice Shuttle
- Soft Top Sophie
- Some Assembly Required
S, continued
- Sommerfrische
- Sommerwind
- Sonnenblume
- Sonnenschein
- Sonnenstrahl
- Sonntags-Siegfried
- Sonntagsausflug
- Sonntagsfahrer
- Sonntagskind
- Spare Me
- Spatz
- Spatzi
- Spätzle
- Spazierfahrt
- Sperrdifferenzial
- Spezl
- Spinner
- Spinning Prop
- Splitter
- Spoiled Brat
- Sport Mode Always
- Sportwagen-Sven
- Spritztour-Susi
- Squeaky Clean
- Stalk Market
- Stalk Unused
- Stammtisch
- Starnberg
- Stein and Dine
- Stein Way
- Steinadler
- Steinbock
- Sternchen
- Stick Shift Steffi
- Still Runs Somehow
- Stoßdämpfer
- Straight Six Sally
- Straßenkreuzer
- Stromer
- Strudel
- Strudel Cruiser
- Strudel Runner
- Sunburn Special
- Sunday Coupe
- Sunday Six
- Sunk Cost
- Sunny Beemer
- Sunroof Stuck Open
- Swirl Mark
- Switchback Sally
T: 57 names
- Tacho
- Tachonadel
- Taiga
- Tail Happy
- Tail Out Toni
- Tailored Suit
- Tankstellen-Tilda
- Tannenbaum
- Tannengrün
- Tante Turbo
- Tanzanite
- Tape Deck Trudi
- Tatzelwurm
- Techno Violet
- Tegernsee
- Temporary Permanent Fix
- Teutonic Plate
- The Beemer
- The Consul
- The Diplomat
- The Indicator Works, Honest
- There Goes the Bonus
- Third Gear Scream
- Third Owner Special
- Thirsty Fritz
- Three Little Letters
- Three Pedals
- Throttle Steer
- Tiger Shark Tilda
- Till Eulenspiegel
- Time Capsule
- Tinkerer's Delight
- Tire Smoke Toni
- Tomate
- Toni
- Top Down Tilly
- Top Gear Trudi
- Torque Spec Tony
- Touring Car Hero
- Tourist Laps
- Tow Truck Regular
- Track Day Tessa
- Track Rat
- Traction Control Off
- Trail Brake
- Trailhead Toni
- Traudl
- Traumwagen
- Tschüss
- Tunnel Vision
- Turbo-Toni
- Turn Signal Included
- Twin Kidneys
- Twisted Pretzel
- Two Bucket Method
- Two Door Trouble
- Two Front Teeth
U: 5 names
- Überholspur
- Überholspur-Ulli
- Umleitung
- Understeer Uwe
- Uschi
V: 9 names
- Velour Lounge
- Velvet Glove
- Vergissmeinnicht
- Vevi
- Viktualienmarkt
- Vollgas
- Vollgas-Vroni
- Vroni
- Vroom with a View
W: 47 names
- Wagon Queen of Bavaria
- Walchensee
- Waldmeister
- Wallet Drainer
- Wallet on Wheels
- Wallet Wilma
- Walzer
- Warm Up Lap
- Warranty Expired
- Waschstraßen-Wally
- Wash Me Weekly
- Wastl
- Water Pump Wanda
- Watzmann
- Wax On Wax Off
- Wedge of Bavaria
- Weekend Wrench
- Weißbier
- Weißblau
- Weißwurst
- Wendelstein
- Werkstatt-Werner
- Wertarbeit
- Whirlybird
- Wide Body Wally
- Wiener Schnitzel
- Wiesn
- Wiggerl
- Wilde Hilde
- Windhund
- Windmill
- Window Regulator Reggie
- Windschatten
- Windswept
- Winter Beater
- Winterreifen-Wilma
- Winzling
- Wolpertinger
- Wonneproppen
- Worth Every Penny, Mostly
- Wunder Wheels
- Wunder Years
- Wunderbar
- Wunderkind
- Wurst Behavior
- Wurst Case Scenario
- Wurst Luck
X: 1 name
- Xaver
Y: 5 names
- Yas Marina
- Yes It Has Blinkers
- Yodel Lay He Go
- Youngtimer
- Youngtimer-Jutta