Bike Polo Team Name Generator
Mallet puns and hardcourt names for three
Generate bike polo team names for hardcourt threes, pickup nights and tournament brackets: mallet puns like Mallet Aforethought, no-horse jokes like Steel Pony Express, court names like Car Park Cavaliers and trio names like Trio Grande.
About bike polo team names
Hardcourt bike polo is three riders a side, a mallet in one hand, a street-hockey ball and whatever flat surface the city will lend you: a tennis court, a car park, a fenced lot. Its team names match the setting. They are goofy, self-mocking and built from a small vocabulary every player knows, so a good one works as an inside joke on the bracket sheet.
This list of 1,000 is organized around that vocabulary. Mallet puns borrow from mail, malls, malice and valets (Chain Mallet, Shopping Mallet, Mallet Aforethought, Mallet Parking). Polo wordplay runs through Marco Polo, water polo, polo shirts, poles and politics (Polo for Non Swimmers, Untucked Polos, Telephone Polo, Office Polotics). No-horse jokes cover the missing animal (No Horse Required, Steel Pony Express, Neigh Sayers). Dab, tap-out and joust names use the game's own terms (Dab Hands, Foot Down Fellowship, Joust Friends). Trio names play on the three-a-side format (Trio Grande, Rule of Three), and court names on asphalt, parking and borrowed tennis courts (Hardcourt Hustle, Car Park Cavaliers).
The rest is bike parts tied to the game, such as wheel covers and fixed gears, plus tougher tournament names, club-style names with invented places, absurd one-offs, and beginner and pickup-night names like Borrowed Mallets and Next Three In.
How to choose bike polo team names
- Say the name the way it will be called out when your game is up. Two or three words carry across a noisy court, and a pun that needs spelling, like Office Polotics, works better on a bracket sheet than out loud.
- Lean on the format. Three a side gives you Trio Grande, Party of Three and Six Wheels Deep, and a name like that still fits when one rider is swapped out for a tournament.
- Match the name to the night. Borrowed Mallets or Still Learning to Steer suits a pickup or newcomer team, while Hardcourt Havoc or Concrete Cavalry reads better on a tournament bracket.
- For a club name, put your own place in it. Swap the invented place in Gasworks Polo Club or Brindle Falls Bike Polo for your court, street or neighborhood.
- Search the name together with the words bike polo before you print shirts. The scene is small and its players travel, so a clash with a team from the next city gets noticed fast.
Frequently asked questions
What are some funny bike polo team names?
Mallet puns are the easiest laugh: Mallet Aforethought, Chain Mallet, You've Got Mallet and Mallet Parking. No-horse jokes come next, such as No Horse Required, My Other Horse Is a Bike and Steel Pony Express, along with dab jokes like Dab Hands and Dabracadabra.
What do dab, tap out and joust mean in these names?
They are terms from the game. A dab is putting a foot down, a rider who dabs taps out before rejoining play, and the joust is the race to the ball that starts a game. That is where names like Foot Down Fellowship, Tap Out Trio and Joust Friends come from.
Why do so many bike polo team names play on the number three?
Hardcourt bike polo is usually played three a side, so a team is a trio by default. That gives the list names like The Three Malleteers, Party of Three, Tri Hards and Six Wheels Deep, the last of which counts wheels instead of riders.
Are these the names of real bike polo teams?
The list was drafted as wordplay on the sport's vocabulary, and the club-style names use invented places such as Brindle Falls and Quillhaven. Puns travel, though, so a real team somewhere may already use one of them. Search the name before you enter a tournament with it.
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All 1,000 bike polo team names
A: 46 names
- A Dab Will Do
- A Shrubbery of Polo
- A Team of Three Halves
- A Trio and a Half
- Above Board
- Absence of Mallets
- Accidental Goal
- Acropolos Now
- Across the Boards
- Acute Triangle
- Advantage Bikes
- After Work Polo
- Air Mallet
- Air Swing Academy
- Allegedly Polo
- Allergic to Horses
- Aluminum Ponies
- Amateur Polo Historians
- Antarctic Polo Station
- Apolo Program
- Apolocalypse Riders
- Apologies to the Fence
- Arctic Polo Circle
A, continued
- Are We There Yet, Marco
- Arroz con Polo
- Ashlock Junction Polo Club
- Ask the Attendant
- Ask Us About Bike Polo
- Asphalt Anglers
- Asphalt Anvils
- Asphalt Appreciation Society
- Asphalt Aristocrats
- Asphalt Assembly
- Asphalt Astronauts
- Asphalt Book Club
- Asphalt Equestrians
- Asphalt Garden Party
- Asphalt Ironworks
- Asphalt Is Our Grass
- Asphalt Jungle Gym
- Asphalt Orchestra
- Asphalt Sommelier
- Asphalt Surf Team
- Asphalt Tulips
- Asphalt Wolves
- Asphalt Yacht Club
B: 60 names
- Back Alley Polo
- Back in the Saddle
- Back Lot Ballers
- Bacon Lettuce Tomato
- Ball Bearings
- Ball Don't Lie
- Ball Hawks
- Ball Hogs on Bikes
- Ball in the Spokes
- Ball Is Under the Truck
- Ball Joint
- Ball's in Your Court
- Ball? What Ball
- Band Aid Budget
- Bar End Plugs
- Barber Polo Stripes
- Baseline Brutes
- Baseline Drifters
- Baseline to Baseline Polo
- Bash Guard Brigade
- Bean Polo Brigade
- Bent Spoke Bandits
- Bermuda Triangle Defense
- Best Two Out of Three
- Between the Cones
- Bicycles Built for a Trio
- Bike Rack Stables
- Bite the Mallet
- Blacktop Ballet
- Blacktop Bandits
B, continued
- Blacktop Bird Watchers
- Blacktop Bloomers
- Blacktop Brigade
- Blacktop Bruisers
- Blacktop Nine to Five
- Blacktop Royalty
- Blacktop Tattoos
- Blow Your Cover
- Boards of Directors
- Boardside Brawlers
- Body Polotic
- Bone Dry Polo
- Bony Ponies
- Bored of the Boards
- Borrowed Bikes, Big Dreams
- Borrowed From Street Hockey
- Borrowed Mallets
- Borrowed Tennis Court
- Both Feet Down
- Bottle Kiln Polo
- Brackenholt Polo Club
- Brake for Goals
- Breakaway Breakfast Club
- Brick Lot Polo League
- Bridle Party
- Brindle Falls Bike Polo
- Bring Your Own Mallet
- Brunch Then Polo
- Bureau of Asphalt Affairs
- Business in Front, Mallet in Back
C: 74 names
- Canal Side Polo Union
- Canter Culture
- Car Park After Hours
- Car Park Cavaliers
- Car Park Closes at Ten
- Car Park Cup Holders
- Car Park Level Three
- Caravan Court
- Carousel Ponies
- Cart Before the Horse
- Cast Iron Mallet
- Casual Friday Polo
- Cavalry Without Horses
- Centaur Stage
- Centaurs of Attention
- Cerberus Polo
- Certified Polo Accountants
- Chain Link Choir
- Chain Mallet
- Chainring Tattoo Club
- Chairmen of the Boards
- Chalk Line Polo
- Charley Horse
- Chlorine Free Polo
- Chopped Bars
- Chromoly Ponies
- Chukker Wagon
- Cinder Lane Polo Club
- Clay Court Refugees
- Clip Clop Clipless
- Clothes Horses
- Coasting Is Cheating
- Cobbleton City Polo
- Coconuts for Hoofbeats
- Collar Up Crew
- Colt Following
- Committee of Three
C, continued
- Common Court-esy
- Concrete Cavalry
- Concrete Trident
- Cone of Silence
- Cones for Goalposts
- Contempt of Court
- Copperline Bike Polo
- Corps de Mallet
- Count to Three
- Court Appointed
- Court Is in Session
- Court Jester Tax Collectors
- Court Lights at Nine
- Court Marshals
- Court of Appeals
- Court Order Cooks
- Court Reapers
- Court Reporters
- Court Side Hustle
- Courting Disaster
- Courting Scrapes
- Courtship Rituals
- Courtside Seats
- Courtyard Sale
- Cover Letter Writers
- Cover Me, I'm Going In
- Cover to Cover
- Cover Versions
- Covered Wheels, Open Goals
- Cracked Pavement Classic
- Crank It to Three
- Cranks and Planks
- Creamy Polo-nta
- Croquet on Wheels
- Cul de Sac Polo
- Curbside Polo Pickup
- Curtain Polo
D: 45 names
- Dab and Go
- Dab Dads
- Dab Fabulous
- Dab Hands
- Dab Happy
- Dab Nabbit
- Dab of Glue
- Dab Tax
- Dab, Tap, Repeat
- Dabble Agents
- Dabble Dutch
- Dabble Feature
- Dabble Negative
- Dabble or Nothing
- Dabble Parked
- Dabble Take
- Dabble Trouble
- Dabble Vision
- Dabbling Dabblers
- Dabby Road
- Dabracadabra
- Dabsent Minded
D, continued
- Dabsolute Zero
- Dabsolutely
- Dabstract Art
- Dapplemere Wheel and Mallet
- Dark Horse Trio
- Day in Court
- Daylight Savings Polo
- Dead Letter Mallets
- Dead Mall Polo
- Deep Cover Defense
- Department of Polo Vehicles
- Die Hardcourt
- Dockyard Mallet Works
- Dodge the Mallet
- Dog and Pony Show
- Donkey Polo
- Double Fault Polo
- Driveway Polo Dynasty
- Drop the Ball
- Drummery Yard Bike Polo
- Dry Asphalt Optimists
- Dry Land Polo
- Dunmarrow Bike Polo
E: 9 names
- Easy as One Two Three
- Elmspur Bike Polo
- Empty Lot Opera
- Empty Net Enthusiasts
- Empty Stables
- Equestrian Adjacent
- Express Mallet
- Extrapolotion Station
- Eyes Closed Marco
F: 40 names
- Face Cage Fan Club
- Fan Mallet
- Feet Never Touch
- Feet on the Ground
- Feet Up Friday
- Feet Up Polo Society
- Feet Up Until Further Notice
- Feet Up, Game On
- Fence Huggers
- Fence Line Diplomats
- Fennick Flats Bike Polo
- Firehouse Polo
- First Time Polo
- First to the Ball
- Fish Out of Water Polo
- Fishing Polo
- Fixed Gear Fixers
- Flag Polo Sitters
- Flat Footed
- Folk Trio Reunion
- Follow the Bouncing Ball
- Food Court Champions
- Foot Down Fellowship
- Foot Down Payment
- Foot Down, Chin Up
- Foot Fault
- Foot in Mouth
- Foot the Bill
- Footloose and Clipless
- Forgot the Horse
- Forty Love, Three Bikes
- Free Rein Riders
- Fresh Asphalt Smell
- Friends of the Court
- Friends, Romans, Neigh
- Frostbite Free Polo
- Full Court Mess
- Full Gallop, No Hooves
- Full Tilt Tricycle
- Fully Covered Polo
G: 21 names
- Gallop Poll
- Galloping Gears
- Game Set Mallet
- Garage Level Polo
- Garlow Street Hardcourt
- Gasworks Polo Club
- Geese on the Court
- Gentle Tappers
- Get Off Your High Horse
- Ghost Lot Polo
- Giddy Up Gears
- Gift Horse Inspectors
- Goal Diggers on Wheels
- Goal Hangers
- Goal Line Stand
- Goal Oriented
- Goalie by Default
- Goalmouth Gargoyles
- Gold Silver Bronze
- Good Things Come in Threes
- Gullwick Bike Polo
H: 62 names
- Half a Dozen Wheels
- Half Rider, Half Bike
- Halverton Bike Polo
- Hamlet's Mallet
- Hammer Time Trio
- Hand Me Down Polo
- Handlebar Tangle
- Harbor Mile Polo Club
- Hard Court, Soft Hearts
- Hard Cover Polo Editions
- Hardcourt Act to Follow
- Hardcourt Bargain
- Hardcourt Boiled Eggs
- Hardcourt Candy
- Hardcourt Cider
- Hardcourt Hammers
- Hardcourt Hat Trick
- Hardcourt Havoc
- Hardcourt Heavies
- Hardcourt Hooligans
- Hardcourt Hornets
- Hardcourt Hustle
- Hardcourt Knocks
- Hardcourt Life
- Hardcourt Press
- Hardcourt Reset
- Hardcourt Rock
- Hardcourt Truths
- Hardcourt Vandals
- Hat Trick or Treat
- Having a Ball
H, continued
- Hay Fever Free
- Hay Is for Other Teams
- Held Together by Zip Ties
- Helmet Hair Trio
- Helmet On, Horse Off
- High Horse Dismount
- Highly Malleable
- Hobby Horse Cavalry
- Hockey, But Slower
- Holding Court
- Home Court Disadvantage
- Honest Dab's Used Bikes
- Hoof It
- Hoofbeats and Handlebars
- Hoofless Wonders
- Hook Line and Sinker
- Horse Feathers
- Horse Free Zone
- Horse Not Found
- Horse of a Different Color
- Horse Play Date
- Horse Sold Separately
- Horse Trading
- Horse Whisperers Without Horses
- Horseless Carriage Club
- Horses Not Included
- Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
- Horsing Around
- Hot Dog Water Polo
- Houston, We Have a Polo
- Hussars on Handlebars
I: 9 names
- Ice Pack Pack
- If I Had a Hammer
- Igloo Polo
- Impolo-ite Company
- Interpolo Agents
- Intro to Polo
- Iron Jousters
- Iron Triangle
- Is This Croquet
J: 21 names
- Jazz Trio With Mallets
- Jockeys for Position
- Joust Add Water
- Joust Beginners
- Joust Desserts
- Joust for Kicks
- Joust Friends
- Joust Here for Snacks
- Joust in Time
- Joust Kidding
- Joust Married
- Joust One More Game
- Joust Roll With It
- Joust Say No to Horses
- Joust Us Three
- Jousters of the Peace
- Jousting at Windmills
- Judge a Bike by Its Cover
- Junk Mallet
- Just a Dab
- Just Horsing
K: 9 names
- Kangaroo Court
- Kettlewick Bike Polo
- Kiss the Asphalt
- Knee Pad Nation
- Kneepads and Car Parks
- Knife Fork Spoon
- Knights of the Round Wheel
- Knights Who Say Polo
- Kublai Can, Kublai Did
L: 31 names
- Lance a Lot
- Lance Breakers
- Lancers of the Parking Lot
- Larkmoor Bike Polo
- Last Line of Polo
- Laughed Out of Court
- Laundry Day Polos
- Leaf Blower Brigade
- Left Hand Brake
- Leg Powered Horsepower
- Light Tap, Big Trouble
- Lights Camera Traction
- Limbo Polo
- Livery Stable Leftovers
- Loading Dock League
- Loading Zone Polo
- Loaner Bike Legends
- Lock Stock and Barrel
- Lockside Polo Club
- Long Stay Car Park
- Look Ma, One Hand
- Loose Ball Scramble
- Loose Reins
- Lost Ball Search Party
- Lost My Mallet
- Lounge Act Trio
- Love Taps
- Love Triangle on Wheels
- Low Skellwater Polo Club
- Low Speed Collisions
- Lucky Horseshoe Trio
M: 60 names
- Magnetic Polo
- Make Hay on Asphalt
- Mallard Mallets
- Mallet Adjusted
- Mallet Aforethought
- Mallet Ballet
- Mallet Bonding
- Mallet Carriers
- Mallet Cleanser
- Mallet Content
- Mallet Cops
- Mallet Feasance
- Mallet Fever
- Mallet Food Court
- Mallet in the Middle
- Mallet Mullets
- Mallet Nourished
- Mallet Order Catalog
- Mallet Parking
- Mallet Practice
- Mallet Proof Vests
- Mallet Rats
- Mallet Recital
- Mallet Slippers
- Mallet Walkers
- Malletcious Compliance
- Malletdictorians
- Mallets in Wonderland
- Mallets? In This Economy?
- Malletvolent Forces
M, continued
- Malted Mallet Shake
- Mane Event on Asphalt
- Mane Street Polo
- Marco Never Answers
- Marco Polo Mallet Co
- Marco Polo Shirt
- Marco Polo's Lost Riders
- Marco Solo
- Marco Took the Bike
- Marco Went Home Early
- Marco's Day Off
- Marco? Polo!
- Marlowe Bend Bike Polo
- May Polo Dancers
- Meat Mallet Mafia
- Metropolos Rollers
- Midnight Car Park Polo
- Midnight Sun Polo
- Ministry of Silly Polo
- Missed the Ball, Hit the Fence
- Monday Pickup Polo
- Moot Court
- Mossenby Bike Polo
- Moving the Goalposts
- Mule Train
- Multi Storey Glory
- My Horse Has Pedals
- My Mom Thinks I Play Polo
- My Other Horse Is a Bike
- My Steed Squeaks
N: 30 names
- Narrow Bars, Wide Grins
- Necropolos Night Shift
- Neigh Neigh Nope
- Neigh Sayers
- Net Down, Polo On
- Net Loss
- Net Positive
- Net Posts Removed
- Never a Foot Wrong, Almost
- Never Touch Down
- New to Polo, Old to Falling
- Newbie Night Regulars
- Next Three In
- Nice Tri
- Night Court
- Night Mares of Polo
- No Apolo-gies
- No Divots to Stomp
- No Farrier Needed
- No Hooves Barred
- No Horse in This Race
- No Horse Required
- No Lifeguard on Duty Polo
- No Mallets Intended
- No Parking Any Time
- No Pool Polo
- Noble Steeds, Rusty Chains
- Noise Polo-ution
- Not Joust Anybody
- Not Our First Polo Rodeo
O: 29 names
- O Polo Mio
- Oats Not Required
- Off Season Polo
- Off the Boards
- Off the Wall Passers
- Offhand Polo Remarks
- Office Polotics
- Old College Tri
- Old Depot Polo Club
- On Tap Tonight
- On the Ball
- On the Count of Three
- On the Polo Payroll
- One Brake Lever
- One Hand Free for Polo
- One Hand on the Bars
- One Handed Bandits
- One Small Step for Polo
- One Third Each
- One Trick Ponies
- Opening Joust
- Orange Ball Outlaws
- Order in the Court
- Orrinwick Bike Polo
- Other Hand Holds the Mallet
- Our Third Is Still Parking
- Overflow Parking Polo
- Own Goal Originals
- Oxbow Landing Bike Polo
P: 127 names
- Padded Gloves Polo
- Painted Line Dancers
- Parallel Parkers
- Parked in Goal
- Parking Lot Philosophers
- Parking Lot Picnic
- Parking Validation
- Party in the Back Court
- Party of Three
- Party Polotics
- Pass the Mallet
- Pasture Bedtime Polo
- Pavement Pounders
- Pavement Princes
- Pavement Vipers
- Pay and Display
- Pedal Powered Polo
- Pedal Strike Force
- Pedal to the Mallet
- Pegasus on Pedals
- Pellham Yard Polo Club
- Penguin Polo
- People's Polo Front
- Permafrost Polo
- Phony Ponies
- Piano Trio Movers
- Pickup Night Heroes
- Pickup Polo Irregulars
- Pigeons Hold the Court
- Pique Performance
- Pit Pony Union
P, continued
- Pizza After Polo
- Plug Your Bars
- Plywood Palace
- Poetic Joustice
- Polo 101
- Polo Adjacent
- Polo Asado
- Polo at Walking Pace
- Polo Bear Hugs
- Polo Before Breakfast
- Polo Behind the Supermarket
- Polo Between Rain Showers
- Polo by Other Means
- Polo Case
- Polo Cats
- Polo Coordinates
- Polo Expedition
- Polo Explorers
- Polo Fight
- Polo Fleece
- Polo for Non Swimmers
- Polo for the People
- Polo Frito Friday
- Polo Ground Crew
- Polo Hard or Go Home
- Polo Hooky Club
- Polo Ice Caps
- Polo in the Bike Lane
- Polo Is My Cardio
- Polo Jury Duty
- Polo Lawyers at Large
- Polo Learner's Permit
P, continued
- Polo Minus the Pony
- Polo Neck Sweaters
- Polo Night, Bring Snacks
- Polo on a Budget
- Polo on Dry Ground
- Polo or Bust
- Polo Parole Board
- Polo Patrol
- Polo Plunge
- Polo Pony Impersonators
- Polo Reapers
- Polo Shirts Optional
- Polo Star Navigators
- Polo Then Pancakes
- Polo Through Lunch
- Polo to Polo
- Polo Trio, Hold the Horses
- Polo Under Cover
- Polo Until Curfew
- Polo Until Tennis Shows Up
- Polo Vandals
- Polo Vaulters
- Polo Without Goggles
- Polo Without the Pool
- Polo Witness Protection
- Polo Wrecking Crew
- Polo, Asphalt Edition
- Polo, But Make It Bikes
- Polo, Hold the Water
- Polo, Probably
- Polo, Said Marco
- Polo-ester Blend
P, continued
- Polo-glots
- Polo-graph Test
- Polo-ished Performers
- Polo-ite Society
- Polo-ka Band
- Polo-ka Dots
- Polo-math Society
- Polo-nesian Voyagers
- Polo-nium Half Life
- Polo-ver Sweaters
- Pologeist Activity
- Polonaise in A Major
- Polos Apart
- Polotical Science
- Polotically Incorrect
- Ponies With Pedals
- Pony League Graduates
- Pony Rides Five Cents
- Pony Tales
- Pony Up
- Ponytail Express
- Popped Collar Posse
- Pothole Polo
- Power Trio
- Priority Mallet
- Protect the Spokes
- Puddle Dodgers
- Puddle Polo
- Pump House Polo
- Pure Malletarkey
- Push Broom Crew
- Put Your Foot Down
Q: 2 names
- Quick Fix Trio
- Quillhaven Bike Polo
R: 19 names
- Racket Free Tennis
- Rail Yard Polo Club
- Rain Check Riders
- Rain Delay Polo
- Ready Set Polo
- Refined Mallet
- Rein Check
- Reluctant Goalies
- Reserved Parking
- Right Triangle Offense
- Rock Paper Mallet
- Rocking Horse Winners
- Rodeo Clowns of Polo
- Rooftop Polo
- Rookhurst Bike Polo
- Rubber Hooves
- Rubber Mallet Diplomacy
- Rule of Three
- Run for Cover
S: 88 names
- Saddle Sore Losers
- Saddle Up, Clip In
- Saddle, No Horse Attached
- Saltern Bay Bike Polo
- Santa's Polo Workshop
- Sawed Off Handlebars
- Sawhorse Stable
- Schoolyard Polo
- Schrodinger's Goal
- Scorekeeper's Nightmare
- Scraped Elbow Society
- Sea Horse Polo
- Second Hand Polo
- See You in Court
- Serial Dabbers
- Service Line Loiterers
- Settle It Out of Court
- Shallow End Polo
- Shirts and Skins Polo
- Shoe Leather Brakes
- Shopping Mallet
- Short Sleeve Polo Season
- Show Ponies
- Side Saddle Shooters
- Silk Road Spinners
- Silver Mallet
- Single Handed Polo
- Sir Dabs a Lot
- Six Elbows, No Grease
S, continued
- Six Knees, Five Scabs
- Six Left Feet
- Six Pedals, One Plan
- Six Wheels Deep
- Six Wheels on Asphalt
- Six Wheels, Three Brain Cells
- Ski Pole and a Dream
- Slap Shot, No Skates
- Slow Roll Polo
- Small Claims Court
- Smooth Dabbers
- Snail Mallet
- Somebody Yell Marco
- Sorry About Your Shin
- Sorry, No Horses
- Sorry, Tennis
- Sort of Polo
- Sound of One Hand Steering
- Soup of the Day: Polo
- Speak Softly, Carry a Big Stick
- Speed Bump Polo
- Spice Route Riders
- Spit and Polo-ish
- Spoke and Mallet
- Spoke Savers
- Spoke Shield Society
- Spoked Steeds
- Spray Painted Wheel Covers
- Squad Goals, Literally
S, continued
- Squeegee Squad
- Squirrel With a Mallet
- Stable Condition
- Stand Still and Deliver
- Stannery Row Bike Polo
- Steeds of Steel
- Steel Pony Express
- Steel Tripod
- Steer Left, Polo Right
- Steering Committee
- Stick Horse Stampede
- Stick in the Spokes
- Still Learning to Steer
- Stirrup Some Fun
- Stirrup Trouble
- Stop Drop and Roll
- Straight From the Horse's Mouth
- Street Hockey Ball Thieves
- Streetlight Polo
- String Trio, Minus Strings
- Strip Mallet
- Stubborn Mules
- Stubby Bars Society
- Stuck in the Corner
- Stuck on the Tarmac
- Sunday Scrape Club
- Supreme Court Jousters
- Swan Lake Mallets
- Sweep First, Polo Second
- Sweep the Court
T: 154 names
- Table for Three
- Tad Polos
- Take Cover
- Take Down the Net
- Tamberly Bike Polo
- Tangled Trio
- Tap Class Heroes
- Tap Dancers
- Tap Out and Carry On
- Tap Out Frequent Flyers
- Tap Out Trio
- Tap Out, Tap In
- Tap Shoes and Mallets
- Tap Water
- Tapestry of Dabs
- Tapped Out Again
- Tappy Feet
- Tarmac and Cheese
- Tarmac Attack
- Tarmac Delay
- Tarmac Tacticians
- Tarmac Tea Party
- Tarmac Thoroughbreds
- Tarmac Tyrants
- Tarnquay Bike Polo
- Technically Polo
- Telephone Polo
- Ten Foot Polo
- Tennis Court Oath
- Tennis Court Tourists
- Tennis Elbow Room
- Tennis Is Next Door
- Tennis Whites, Greasy Chains
- Tennis, Anyone? No
- Tent Polos
- Terrible Trio
- The Dabbling Ducks
- The Floor Is Lava Polo
T, continued
- The Horse Stayed Home
- The Horseless Horsemen
- The Mallet Letter
- The Mallet Man Cometh
- The Marco Problem
- The Power of Three
- The Three Malleteers
- The Trio Formerly Known as Four
- There Is No Tri
- Third Best Team Here
- Third Rider Down
- Third Time's the Dab
- Third Wheel Welcome
- Thirds Please
- Thirty Three Percent Each
- Thirty Two Spokes, Three Riders
- Thistlewade Hardcourt
- Thoroughly Unbred
- Three Abreast
- Three Amigos Polo
- Three Bears, No Porridge
- Three Bikes Wide
- Three Blind Mice
- Three Button Placket
- Three Geese, One Court
- Three Headed Hydra
- Three Horsemen of the Apolocalypse
- Three Horsepower
- Three Legged Race
- Three Little Pigs on Bikes
- Three Men and a Mallet
- Three Musketeers, One Ball
- Three of a Kind
- Three Piece Suit
- Three Point Turn
- Three Quarters Ready
- Three Raccoons in a Trench Coat
- Three Ring Circus
- Three Wise Guys
T, continued
- Three's a Crowd
- Three's Company
- Thrice Around the Car Park
- Throw Down the Mallet
- Thursday Court Time
- Tight Turning Circle
- Tilt Yard Trio
- Tilting at Tennis Nets
- Tin Roof Polo Club
- Tindlow Row Polo Club
- Tire Marks on the Baseline
- To Mallet or Not to Mallet
- Toe Tappers Anonymous
- Toes Off the Tarmac
- Tollowby Hill Polo
- Top Tube Tappers
- Tow Away Zone Polo
- Track Stand Champions
- Track Stand Still
- Traffic Court Regulars
- Training Wheels Optional
- Trampolo-ine Park
- Tramshed Polo Society
- Tres Bien Ensemble
- Tres Polos
- Tri Again
- Tri and Error
- Tri Hards
- Tri Outs
- Tri State Polo Authority
- Triathlon Rejects
- Triceratops
- Trick Shot Trio
- Tricky Trio
- Tricorn Hats
- Tricycle Gang
- Trident Tested
- Trifecta Box
T, continued
- Trigonometry Club
- Trilobites
- Trilogy in Three Parts
- Trimaran Crew
- Trio Bravo
- Trio by Carpool
- Trio Con Brio
- Trio de Janeiro
- Trio Grande
- Trio in Training
- Trio Loco
- Trio Minus Talent
- Trio of Doom
- Trio of Mild Peril
- Trio on Loaner Bikes
- Trio on Tarmac
- Trio Sonata
- Triple Axel Grease
- Triple Crown, Zero Horses
- Triple Decker
- Triple Espresso
- Triple Play
- Triple Scoop
- Triple Word Score
- Triplets of Asphalt
- Tripod Stance
- Tripolo
- Triumvirate of Tarmac
- Troika Trouble
- Trojan Horse Trio
- Trot Shots
- True North Polo
- Trusty Steel Steeds
- Tuesday Is Polo Night
- Tundra Polo Trio
- Tutus and Tarmac
- Two Cones and a Dream
- Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
- Two Wheeled Ponies
U: 11 names
- Unapolo-getic
- Unbridled Enthusiasm
- Under the Overpass Polo Club
- Under the Sodium Lights
- Undercover Wheels
- Unicorn Polo League
- Unstable Stable
- Until the Lights Go Out
- Untucked Polos
- Up the Greasy Polo
- Urban Polo Legends
V: 4 names
- Vacant Lot Vanguard
- Venetian Wheelmen
- Viaduct Polo Club
- Voice Mallet
W: 40 names
- Wall Pass Wizards
- Wardrobe Mallet Function
- Warm Asphalt Evenings
- Water Polo Dropouts
- Water Tower Polo Assembly
- Waterless Polo Works
- We Got Next
- We Hit It Once
- We Only Brought Three
- We Run on Snacks, Not Oats
- We Thought This Was Golf
- Wednesday Night Wobblers
- Weirlow Polo Club
- Welded Steeds
- Wet Court Blues
- Wexholt Hardcourt
- Whack a Polo
- Wheel Cover Band
- Wheel Cover Story
- Wheel Covers and Lovers
- Wheel to Wheel
- Wheelie Good at Polo
- Where's the Horse
- Whiffed It
- Who Needs a Horse
- Whoa Means Brake
- Whose Ball Is This
- Wild Horses Couldn't
- Will Polo for Snacks
- Winners Stay On
- Winter Polo Hibernators
- With Mallets Toward None
- Wobbly Wednesdays
- Wood Chukkers
- Work Horse Ethic
- Wrecking Ball Polo
- Wrinkled Polo Shirts
- Wrong Hand Again
- Wrong Kind of Polo
- Wrong Racket
X: 1 name
- Xanadu Rollers
Y: 4 names
- Yarrowgate Polo Collective
- Yee Haw Asphalt
- Yes, Polo. No, Not That One
- You've Got Mallet