Touch Football Team Name Generator

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Generate touch football team names for mixed, men's, women's and over-30s comps: puns such as Soft Touch, Rollball Rejects and Six and Out, position jokes like Stuck in the Middle, rep-style names such as Wattle Creek Kookaburras, and a few for American two-hand touch.

About touch football team names

Touch football is a social game across Australia and New Zealand, played in mixed, men's, women's and over-30s comps, often on a weeknight, and a team name is the first joke of the season. The word itself does a lot of the work: Soft Touch, Midas Touch, Finishing Touches, Lost Our Touch.

The rest comes from the game's own vocabulary: the rollball, the dummy half or acting half, the count of touches, the sub box, and the wing, link and middle positions. Hence Rollball Rejects, Dummy Half Measures, Six and Out, Sub Box Heroes and Stuck in the Middle. The terms differ by comp and by era (touchdown or try, dummy half or half, sub box or interchange), so the names use the words the way players say them.

Around that core sit names for proudly unfit sides, workmates, mixed teams, women's teams, school and junior teams and beach touch, rep-style names that pair an invented or generic place with an animal, such as Wattle Creek Kookaburras, and plain fierce names like Line Breakers. A small share is for the American backyard game of two-hand touch, as in Five Mississippi. The list was de-duplicated and screened for offensive terms. It was not compared with any comp's team lists, and this page is not affiliated with any touch football association.

How to choose touch football team names

  • Say the name out loud the way it will be read off the draw or called over a loudspeaker. Short ones such as Six and Out or Soft Touch survive a hurried scoresheet, while a long pun gets abbreviated on the ladder.
  • Match the joke to your side. An over-30s team can own it with Hammy Time or Used to Be Quick, a work team with Billable Touches, and a mixed team with Short a Bloke.
  • For a rep-style or junior name, keep the pattern and put your own suburb, school or club in front of the animal, the way Wattle Creek Kookaburras and Gum Hollow Galahs do.
  • Keep it clean enough for the whole comp. Names go on public draws, juniors may play on the next field, and an organiser can ask you to change a crude one.
  • Before you print singlets, ask your comp whether another team in your grade already plays under the name.

Frequently asked questions

What are some funny touch football team names?

The puns that land best use the game's own words: Soft Touch, Lost Our Touch, Rollball Rejects, Dummy Half Measures, Six and Out, Sub Box Heroes and Knock On Wood. For a side that is honest about its fitness, try Couch to Touch or Gassed After One Set.

Why do some names say touchdown and dummy half when my comp says try and half?

The words of touch football differ between comps and have changed over time. Some players say touchdown, dummy half, acting half and sub box, and others say try, half and interchange. The names use whichever word makes the joke, as in Touchdown Drought, Trying Times and Interchange Enthusiasts, so pick one that matches how your own comp talks.

Are there names for mixed, women's and over-30s teams?

Yes. Mixed sides have names such as Three and Three and Whoever Turns Up, women's teams have Sidestep Sisters and Ladies Who Link, and over-30s sides have Vintage Touch and Formerly Fast. Most of the touch and rollball puns suit any grade.

Are the club-style names real touch football clubs?

They are not meant to be. Names like Wattle Creek Kookaburras and Banksia Heights Bandicoots pair an invented or generic place with an animal to show the pattern. The list has not been compared with any association's or competition's team lists, and this page is not affiliated with any touch football association, so check a name in your own comp before you use it.

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A: 38 names

  • A Touch Ambitious
  • A Touch Dramatic
  • A Touch of Class Clowns
  • A Touch of Cramp
  • A Touch of Hamstring
  • A Touch of Luck
  • A Touch of Zen
  • A Touch Optimistic
  • A Touch Overdressed
  • A Touch Past It
  • A Touch Rusty
  • A Touch Short on Subs
  • A Touch Too Slow
  • A Touch Under the Weather
  • A Woman's Touch
  • Accidental Touchdown
  • Accounts Payable Passers
  • Accounts Receivable Receivers
  • Acting Captains
  • Acting Half Awake
  • Acting Half Fit
  • Acting Half Interested
  • Acting Half Our Age
  • Acting on Impulse
  • Acting Up
  • Agile Sprinters
  • Ahead at Half Time
  • Albatross Head Wanderers
  • All Time Quarterback
  • Amazons of the Arvo
  • Another One Touches the Dust
  • Art Room Sidesteps
  • Ask for a Regrade
  • Assembly Hall Flyers
  • Audit Trail Runners
  • Aunties on Attack
  • Automatic First Down
  • Autumn Comp Leftovers

B: 63 names

  • Back Five
  • Back Paddock Boys
  • Back to the Mark
  • Back to the Touchline
  • Backpedal Brigade
  • Backyard Ballers of Touch
  • Backyard Blitzers
  • Bad Acting Halves
  • Band Room Bolters
  • Banksia Heights Bandicoots
  • Barefoot Bolters
  • Barefoot on the Beach
  • Barely Touched
  • Bayview Barracudas
  • Beach Cricket Rejects
  • Beach Touch Bandits
  • Beach Towel Sideline
  • Beach Umbrella Bench
  • Beauties and the Beasts
  • Behind at the Break
  • Bell Time Bolters
  • Best Supporting Acting Half
  • Better Halves
  • Between the Flags Flyers
  • Bilby Burrow Bilbies
  • Billable Touches
  • Billabong Bend Barramundi
  • Black Cockatoos
  • Block Party Blitz
  • Blue House Bolts
  • Bluebottle Bay Stingers

B, continued

  • Boardroom Line Breakers
  • Boardshort Brigade
  • Boardwalk Bolters
  • Bohemian Touchsody
  • Bonus Point Bandits
  • Boots on Wrong Feet
  • Borrowed a Winger
  • Borrowed Players
  • Bottlebrush Park Brolgas
  • Bottom Oval Bandits
  • Bought the Dummy
  • Boxed In
  • Braids and Blades of Grass
  • Break Neck Speed
  • Breaking Touch
  • Breathers Between Touches
  • Bring a Friend Night
  • Bring Back the Drop Off
  • Bring Your Mates
  • Broken Links
  • Brothers and Sisters in Law
  • Brown Snakes
  • Brunch After Touch
  • Bucket Hat Brigade
  • Budget Cuts and Runs
  • Buffalo Wingers
  • Bull Sharks
  • Butterfingers United
  • Button Hook Brigade
  • Buttonhook at the Bush
  • Bye Round Champions
  • Bye Week Believers

C: 55 names

  • C Grade Heroes
  • Calf Strain at Dummy Half
  • Call Centre Middles
  • Called Off for Storms
  • Called the Touch
  • Can't Count to Six
  • Canteen Line Breakers
  • Car Is the End Zone
  • Carnival Day Crew
  • Carpark Warm Up
  • Catch Me If You Touch
  • Caught at Half
  • Caught in the Middle
  • Chain Links
  • Change at the Interchange
  • Changeover Chaos
  • Check the Draw
  • Check the Scoreboard
  • Chicken Wingers
  • Chip Thieves
  • Chippies and Chasers
  • Cinnamon Rollballs
  • Circle Back Line
  • Class Clowns of Touch
  • Classic Touch
  • Clean Sheet
  • Clipped Wings

C, continued

  • Cold on the Wing
  • Comp Night Committee
  • Complete Set
  • Constant Interchange
  • Coolabah Springs Cockatoos
  • Corner Post Posers
  • Couch to Sideline
  • Couch to Touch
  • Count Me In
  • Count to Five Mississippi
  • Count Us Out
  • Countdown Crew
  • Counting to Five
  • Couples Therapy Touch
  • Cousins Versus Uncles
  • Crab Walk Defence
  • Cramp at the Rollball
  • Cramping Our Rollball
  • Crash Test Dummy Halves
  • Creaky Steppers
  • Creekside Crocs
  • Crossed the Line
  • Ctrl Alt Defeat Touch
  • Cul de Sac Champions
  • Currawong Crossing Curlews
  • Cut at the Oak Tree
  • Cut Out Kings
  • Cut Out Queens

D: 57 names

  • D Grade Dynasty
  • Dames of the Dummy
  • Dances With Wingers
  • Date Night Defence
  • Daylight Saving Stars
  • Dead Links
  • Definitely Backwards
  • Deft Touch
  • Dirt Diagram Offense
  • Dispatch Dashers
  • Divas of the Drive
  • Dive Bombers
  • Dive in the Corner
  • Diving Falcons
  • Division Four Forever
  • Do Over Dynasty
  • Dodgy Knees on the Wing
  • Dolphin Dive Finishers
  • Don't Lose Touch
  • Don't Stop Retreating
  • Dorm Hall Two Hand
  • Double Dummy
  • Double Knot Dashers
  • Down and Out Specialists
  • Down for the Count
  • Dragonfly Dam Darters
  • Draw Says Field Two
  • Drawn Up in the Dirt

D, continued

  • Drive and Dump
  • Drive Divas
  • Driving Force
  • Drop Off Dramas
  • Drop Off Zone
  • Dropped Ball Dynasty
  • Dropped It on the First
  • Drum Rollball Please
  • Duchesses of Dive
  • Dude, Where's My Touch
  • Dugong Bay Dugongs
  • Dummy and Go
  • Dummy Half Baked
  • Dummy Half Decent
  • Dummy Half Empty
  • Dummy Half Full
  • Dummy Half Hearted
  • Dummy Half Marathon
  • Dummy Half Measures
  • Dummy Half Price
  • Dummy Half Time Oranges
  • Dummy Half Way There
  • Dummy Pass Masters
  • Dummy Run Devils
  • Dummy Scoot Squad
  • Dumped by the Shore Break
  • Dune Runners
  • Dusk Till Drawn
  • Dust Devils

E: 13 names

  • Early Game Please
  • Eastern Suburbs Steppers
  • Electric Scooters
  • Empty by the Fifth Touch
  • End of Financial Year Touch
  • Endless Summer Comp
  • Engineers of the Overlap
  • Esky Carriers
  • Esky Lid Tacticians
  • Esplanade Express
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Touch
  • Everybody Go Long
  • Everyone's a Link

F: 52 names

  • Family Feud on Field Four
  • Far Field Faithful
  • Fast Feet
  • Fees Overdue
  • Fernhill Fantails
  • Ferris Bueller's Touch Off
  • Field Generals
  • Field Marshals
  • Field Six Fog
  • Field Three Regulars
  • Fierce and Flat Footed
  • Fifth and Last
  • Fifth Touch Magic
  • Fill In Fridays
  • Finals Bound Maybe
  • Finishers
  • Finishing Touches
  • First Ladies of Touch
  • First to Seven Touchdowns
  • First Touch
  • First Touch Fumble
  • Fish and Chip Chasers
  • Fit Enough for Subs
  • Fitness Is Next Season
  • Five Metre Gap
  • Five Metres, Please

F, continued

  • Five Mississippi
  • Five O'Clock Touch
  • Five Players, No Subs
  • Fixture Clash
  • Flat Out
  • Flat Pass Forward
  • Flatmates and Fill Ins
  • Flood Light Flyers
  • Flying Ponytails
  • Foreshore Flyers
  • Forfeit Fighters
  • Forgot to Tap
  • Forgotten Wingers
  • Forklift Sidesteps
  • Formerly Fast
  • Forward Pass Fiasco
  • Forward Thinkers
  • Four Hamstrings, Six Touches
  • Fourth and Forgotten
  • Fresh Legs Fridays
  • Fresh Legs Wanted
  • Front Desk Fliers
  • Full Tilt
  • Fumble Bees
  • Fumbled the Plant
  • Funnel Webs

G: 33 names

  • Gala Day Giants
  • Gala Day Gliders
  • Game of Touches
  • Gannet Ledge Gannets
  • Gap Hunters
  • Gap Runners
  • Gassed After One Set
  • Gentle Touch
  • Get in Touch
  • Girl Gang Green
  • Girl Power Play
  • Girls Just Wanna Have Runs
  • Girls on the Run Around
  • Girls Score Double
  • Glitter and Grit
  • Go Long, Grandpa
  • Gold House Gazelles
  • Golden Girls Touch
  • Golden Hour Gliders
  • Golden Oldies Touch
  • Golden Point Nerves
  • Golden Touch
  • Gone With the Wing
  • Gossip Girls on the Line
  • Graded Too High
  • Grand Final Dreamers
  • Grass Cutters
  • Grass Stain Gang
  • Grass Stain Glory
  • Green House Gliders
  • Ground Control to Touchdown
  • Gum Hollow Galahs
  • Guys and Dolls Touch

H: 46 names

  • Hail Mary to the Hedge
  • Half a Chance
  • Half a Dozen of the Other
  • Half Baked Plans
  • Half Can't Score
  • Half Caught Again
  • Half Fit, Fully Committed
  • Half Past Fit
  • Half Speed Ahead
  • Half the Team Showed Up
  • Half Time Heroes
  • Half Time Orange Squad
  • Half Way Tappers
  • Halfway Decent
  • Hammy Time
  • Handover Hangover
  • Harakeke Heights Weka
  • Harbourside Hammerheads
  • Hard Hats and Soft Hands
  • Hard Yards
  • Heads in the Sand
  • Heads Will Rollball
  • Heavy Touch

H, continued

  • Help Desk Half
  • Her Step, His Stumble
  • Here for the Regrade
  • Heron Harbour Herons
  • Hi Vis Heroes
  • Hi Vis, Low Fitness
  • High Rollballers
  • High Staff Turnover
  • High Tide Heroes
  • Hike on Blue
  • Hillcrest Hawks Touch
  • Hit for Six
  • Hit Me With Your Best Touch
  • Honey, I Shrunk the Line
  • Honour Rollball
  • Hot Steppers
  • Housemates United
  • Houston, We Have a Touchdown
  • Hugging the Sideline
  • Human Resources, Inhuman Fitness
  • Human Touch
  • Hump Day Steppers
  • Husbands, Wives and Ring Ins

I: 10 names

  • Ibis Park Bin Chickens
  • Ice Block Flyers
  • In at the Corner
  • In Touch With Our Limits
  • Interchange Enthusiasts
  • Interchange Station
  • Invisible Touch
  • Iron Curtain Line
  • Ironbark Ridge Rosellas
  • IT Crowd Steppers

J: 7 names

  • Jacaranda Vale Jabirus
  • Jandals on the Sideline
  • Jetty Jumpers Touch
  • Junior Jets
  • Junior Rollers
  • Just a Touch Late
  • Just Enough to Field

K: 13 names

  • Kauri Gully Kākā
  • Keep It Rolling
  • Kestrel Cove Kestrels
  • Key Performance Indicators of Touch
  • King Tide Kings
  • Knee Braces at the Rollball
  • Knock Off Time
  • Knock Off Touch
  • Knock On Effect
  • Knock On Wood
  • Knocked On Again
  • Knockout Day Kids
  • Kōwhai Glen Kererū

L: 52 names

  • Lab Coat Line Breakers
  • Ladder Leaders Eventually
  • Ladies of the Long Ball
  • Ladies Who Launch Passes
  • Ladies Who Link
  • Lady Larrikins
  • Lakeside Touch Club
  • Last Minute Ring Ins
  • Last Touch Larrikins
  • Late Rego Fee
  • Late Shift Legends
  • Late Slot Again
  • Late to the Tap Off
  • Late Touch Call
  • Leaf Pile End Zone
  • Left Wing Conspiracy
  • Legends of the Lower Grades
  • Legs Gone by the Sixth
  • Let the Good Times Rollball
  • Let's Touch Base Thursday
  • Level Nine Line Breakers
  • Light the Touch Paper
  • Lightning Delay
  • Lightning Hands
  • Lights Out at Ten
  • Lilly Pilly Point Kingfishers

L, continued

  • Line Breakers
  • Line Dancers
  • Line in the Sand
  • Line Speed
  • Link Larrikins
  • Link to the Past
  • Link Up Play
  • Lionesses of Link
  • Lipstick and Line Breaks
  • Little Steppers
  • Livin' on a Touch
  • Lockdown Defence
  • Lonely Wingers Club
  • Long Ball Merchants
  • Lord of the Touches
  • Losing Touch
  • Lost by One
  • Lost Count
  • Lost Our Touch
  • Low Hanging Touchdowns
  • Low Tide Line Breakers
  • Lunch Bell Legends
  • Lunch Break Line Breaks
  • Lunchtime Oval Legends
  • Lunchtime Touch Tragics
  • Lyrebird Lakes Lorikeets

M: 46 names

  • Magic Touch
  • Magpie Gully Swoopers
  • Mako Point Makos
  • Malcolm in the Middle
  • Mangrove Point Mud Crabs
  • Mānuka Valley Kea
  • Marked Absent
  • Marketing Spin Passes
  • Marlin Beach Marlins
  • Mascara and Mud
  • Masters Apprentices
  • Mates of Mates
  • Maths Wing Wingers
  • Meet in the Middle
  • Mercy Rule Regulars
  • Method Acting Halves
  • Midas Touch
  • Middle Aged Middles
  • Middle Child Syndrome
  • Middle Management
  • Middle of Nowhere
  • Middle Order Collapse
  • Midnight Runners

M, continued

  • Mini Touch Mob
  • Mismatched Singlets
  • Missed the Mark
  • Missing Link
  • Mission Untouchable
  • Mix and Mismatch
  • Mixed Bag of Passes
  • Mixed Feelings About Running
  • Mixed Grade Mayhem
  • Mixed Grade, Matching Hammies
  • Mixed Messages on Field Two
  • Mixed Signals Defence
  • Mixed Up Positions
  • Mixing It Up
  • Monday Night Lights
  • Monday Night Touch Club
  • More Tape Than Touches
  • Mother of All Comebacks
  • Moths to the Floodlights
  • Motley Crew of Touch
  • Mudflat Godwits
  • Mulga Flat Goannas
  • Mums Who Step

N: 26 names

  • Nanas Who Step
  • Never Back Five
  • Never Seen the Try Line
  • Next Score Wins
  • Next Touchdown Wins It
  • Nice Try
  • Night Hawks of Touch
  • Nīkau Cove Kororā
  • Nil All Thriller
  • Nine O'Clock Slot
  • Nippers Grown Up
  • No Boots Required
  • No Captain, No Plan
  • No Country for Old Touch
  • No Dummies Here
  • No Hat No Play
  • No Hat No Touch
  • No Mercy Rule
  • No Pads, No Problem
  • No Subs Tonight
  • No Tackle Zone
  • No Warm Up Needed
  • Nobody Wants Wing
  • Northside Districts Touch
  • Number Two Oval
  • Nurses on Nights Off

O: 31 names

  • Objection, Forward Pass
  • Odd Singlets
  • Off Season Offenders
  • Off the Mark
  • Offside Chance
  • On a Bye
  • On a Rollball
  • On Your Mark
  • One Mississippi Too Many
  • One More and We Win
  • One Set Wonders
  • One Short Again
  • One Touch Wonders
  • One Touchdown Wonders
  • Only One Hand, Still Running
  • Onshore Wind Passes
  • Onside Eventually
  • Opportunity Knocks On
  • Orange Quarter Crew
  • Osprey Sands Ospreys
  • Other Half
  • Out of Breath by Tap Off
  • Out of Office Offside
  • Out of Position
  • Out of Puff, Into the Sub Box
  • Out of the Box
  • Over 30s and Over It
  • Over the Line
  • Over the Mark
  • Overacting Halves
  • Overlap Assassins

P: 39 names

  • Pace Setters
  • Paid Our Rego
  • Paperbark Lagoon Pelicans
  • Parkside Panthers Touch
  • Partners in Climb
  • Past Our Touch By Date
  • Payroll Rollball
  • PE Class Heroes
  • Peaked in Under 12s
  • Pelican Passers
  • Pick Up and Panic
  • Pickup Game Regulars
  • Pier Pressure
  • Piggy in the Middle
  • Pink Ladies Touch
  • Pint Sized Passers
  • Pivot Table Passers
  • Plant and Go
  • Platypus Creek Paddlers
  • Play the Ball Park
  • Playground Pacers
  • Playground Playbook
  • Playing One Down
  • Plead the Fifth Touch
  • Plumbers Union of Touch
  • Pocket Rockets Touch
  • Pōhutukawa Reach Pūkeko
  • Points Against Leaders
  • Ponytail Express
  • Position Vacant
  • Positions Are a Suggestion
  • Possum Ridge Prowlers
  • Post Pattern Pals
  • Power Puff Passers
  • Pre Season Skippers
  • Prefects of Pace
  • Preseason Never Happened
  • Puffed by Touch Two
  • Pulled Up at the Try Line

Q: 10 names

  • Quandong Quolls
  • Queens of the Quick Step
  • Queens of the Sideline
  • Quick Hands
  • Quick in the Nineties
  • Quick Links
  • Quick Plant Merchants
  • Quick Restart Kids
  • Quick Rucks
  • Quick Service Crew

R: 62 names

  • Raiders of the Lost Touch
  • Rapid Rollers
  • Rarely Touchdown
  • Rashie Rascals
  • Rātā Road Tūī
  • Reach Out and Touch
  • Ready, Set, Rollball
  • Recess Quarterbacks
  • Recess Runners
  • Red Gum Reach Redbacks
  • Red House Rockets
  • Red Zone Raptors
  • Reef Break Rollers
  • Ref Lost Count
  • Regional Reps in Waiting
  • Rego Night Recruits
  • Relegation Specialists
  • Reply All Rollballers
  • Reset Button
  • Restart Specialists
  • Retired Reps
  • Retreat, Retreat
  • Return of the Touch
  • Ridgeline Raptors
  • Right Wing Left Out
  • Rimu Ridge Ruru
  • Ring In Royalty
  • Rip Current Runners
  • Rising Stars of Field One
  • Riverside Touch Association
  • Roar and Score

R, continued

  • Rock and Rollball
  • Roll It Yourself
  • Roll With the Touches
  • Rollball Call
  • Rollball of Thunder
  • Rollball Ramblers
  • Rollball Rascals
  • Rollball Rebels
  • Rollball Regulars
  • Rollball Rejects
  • Rollball Renegades
  • Rollball Revival
  • Rollball Rhapsody
  • Rollball Riot
  • Rollball Rockets
  • Rollball Romantics
  • Rollball Royalty
  • Rollball Rumble
  • Rollball the Dice
  • Rolling Subs
  • Room Twelve Runners
  • Rotating Roster
  • Round One Wonders
  • Round Robin Hoods
  • Ruck Runners
  • Ruck Scoot Rebels
  • Run Like a Girl
  • Run the Switch
  • Run to the Mailbox
  • Running Mates
  • Rush on Three

S: 153 names

  • Safe Hands Sisters
  • Sales Team Sidesteps
  • Salt Spray Passers
  • Saltbush Bay Stingrays
  • Salties
  • Salty Sidesteps
  • Sand Crab Sidesteps
  • Sand in Our Boots
  • Sand Line Markers
  • Sandbank Scramblers
  • Sandbar Scooters
  • Sandcastle Demolition
  • Sandy Gap Sand Crabs
  • Sandy Touch
  • Sassy Steppers
  • Sausage Links
  • Sausage Rollballs
  • Sausage Sizzle Seekers
  • School Bus Sprinters
  • School Mums Touch Club
  • School of Hard Knock Ons
  • Science Block Scooters
  • Scoop and Scoot
  • Scoop Troop
  • Scoot and Shoot
  • Scoot Scoot Riot
  • Scooting Stars
  • Scoreline Blowout
  • Scoring Is Optional
  • Scrunchie Squad
  • Sea Breeze Wobblers
  • Seagull Attack
  • Seagulls on the Wing
  • Second Touch Syndrome
  • Second Wind in the Sub Box
  • Semi Final Tourists
  • Service With a Smile
  • Set in Our Ways

S, continued

  • Set of Six Fix
  • Seven Metre Scramble
  • Seven Metre Wall
  • Seven on a Good Night
  • Seven Ten Timeslot
  • Share House Shufflers
  • She Scores, He Subs
  • She Wolves of the Wing
  • She's Got Hands
  • Shearwater Spit Shearwaters
  • Shifting Sands Defence
  • Shirts Versus Sweatshirts
  • Shoelace Tripsters
  • Shooting the Gap
  • Shore Break Sprinters
  • Short a Bloke
  • Short a Girl
  • Short Shift Specialists
  • Sideline Huggers
  • Sideline Sprinters
  • Sidestep Gang
  • Sidestep Sisters
  • Sidestep Syndicate
  • Sign On Sheet Stars
  • Silver Steppers
  • Singlet Weather
  • Sirens of the Sideline
  • Sisters of No Mercy Rule
  • Site Shed Sidesteppers
  • Six and Out
  • Six of One
  • Six of the Best
  • Six Thirty Kick Off
  • Six Touch Storm
  • Six Tries, No Idea
  • Sixth and Final
  • Sixth Sense
  • Sixth Touch Panic

S, continued

  • Skip Pass Special
  • Slide Left, Slide Left
  • Sliding Doors Defence
  • Sliding Wall
  • Slip Slop Steppers
  • Slow Rollball Society
  • Slow Service Complaints
  • Slowest Retreat in the Comp
  • Small Fry Flyers
  • Smoko Break Sprinters
  • Social Grade Sandbaggers
  • Soft Hands, Hard Runs
  • Soft Landing Touchdown
  • Soft Sand Sufferers
  • Soft Touch
  • Soul Sisters on the Wing
  • Southern Squall
  • Southside Districts Touch
  • Sparkies on the Wing
  • Spooners
  • Sports Day Stars
  • Spread Your Wings
  • Spreadsheet Steppers
  • Spring Comp Chickens
  • Spring Rollballs
  • Sprinkler Dodgers
  • Sprinkler Head Sideline
  • Squeeze and Shut
  • Staff Room Steppers
  • Staff Versus Students
  • Stand Up Meeting, Sit Down Subs
  • Stayin' Onside
  • Staying in Touch
  • Steady QB Club
  • Steel Steppers
  • Step and Go
  • Step Over and Go
  • Step Sisters of Touch

S, continued

  • Stepford Wingers
  • Stepped Over the Ball
  • Still Got a Sidestep, Sort Of
  • Still Retreating
  • Stingers
  • Stop and Go Route
  • Stop, Drop and Rollball
  • Straight From the Carpark
  • Straight Up the Middle
  • Stranger Links
  • Strapped for the Late Game
  • Strategic Retreat
  • Stretching in the Sub Box
  • Stringybark Dingoes
  • Stuck in the Middle
  • Stuck Out Wide
  • Sub Box Breathers
  • Sub Box Heroes
  • Sub Box Sitters
  • Sub Box Social Club
  • Sub Committee
  • Sub Me Off
  • Sub Now Please
  • Sub Optimal
  • Sub Par
  • Sub Zero Fitness
  • Subbing in Shifts
  • Subs Bench Warmers
  • Summer Comp Stayers
  • Summer Season Sizzlers
  • Sunburnt Steppers
  • Sunday Pickup Touch
  • Sunscreen and Subs
  • Sunset Session Touch
  • Sunset Steppers
  • Surf Club Touch
  • Swim Between the Touches
  • Switch On, Switch Off
  • Synergy on the Sideline

T: 141 names

  • Take Us Under Your Wing
  • Tap and Hope
  • Tap It and Run
  • Tap Off Tragics
  • Tax Return Specialists
  • Teachers' Lounge Touch
  • Team Sheet Scribbles
  • Thanksgiving Touch Classic
  • That Was a Touch, Ref
  • That Was Flat
  • That Was Two Hands
  • The Acting Class
  • The Aunty Offsides
  • The Changeovers
  • The Common Touch
  • The Delicate Touch
  • The Drive
  • The Driveway Is Out of Bounds
  • The Dummy Sellers
  • The Empire Touches Back
  • The Fast and the Touchiest
  • The Feather Touch
  • The Final Touch
  • The Fumblers
  • The Good, the Bad and the Touched
  • The Half Hearted
  • The Healing Touch
  • The Lads and Ladettes
  • The Last Set
  • The Late Game
  • The Light Touch
  • The Master's Touch
  • The Miscounts
  • The Nice Touch
  • The Overlap

T, continued

  • The Personal Touch
  • The Retouched
  • The Ring Ins
  • The Rollball Stones
  • The Scooters
  • The Shut Down
  • The Sixth Touch Bombers
  • The Slow Plants
  • The Slow Rollers
  • The Smoko Shed
  • The Touch Awakens
  • The Touch Identity
  • The Touch Is Out There
  • The Touch Whisperers
  • The Touchfather
  • The Try Lines
  • The Velvet Touch
  • Think Inside the Box
  • Third Floor Flyers
  • Third Touch Lucky
  • Thirty Something Steppers
  • Three and Three
  • Three Girls Minimum
  • Three Middles Short
  • Three Mississippi Rush
  • Thursday Night Thunder
  • Thursday Thirds
  • Tide Is Out, So Are We
  • Tiny Tappers
  • Too Many Middles
  • Top Oval Tornadoes
  • Total Eclipse of the Touch
  • Tōtara Hollow Takahē
  • Touch and Gone
  • Touch Base

T, continued

  • Touch Base Offline
  • Touch Judges
  • Touch of Arthritis
  • Touch of Brilliance
  • Touch of Class
  • Touch of Evil
  • Touch of Frost
  • Touch of Genius
  • Touch of Glam
  • Touch of Grey
  • Touch of Madness
  • Touch of Spring
  • Touch Paper
  • Touch Screen Generation
  • Touch Sensitive
  • Touch Side Story
  • Touch the Sky
  • Touch Thunder
  • Touch Titans
  • Touch Too Much
  • Touch Typists
  • Touch Vipers
  • Touch Wars
  • Touch Wood
  • Touchdown Dance Committee
  • Touchdown Deficit
  • Touchdown Drought
  • Touchdown or Bust
  • Touchdown Pending
  • Touchdown Queens
  • Touchdown Tally
  • Touchdown Town
  • Touchdown Tragics
  • Touchdown Turnaround
  • Touchdown Under

T, continued

  • Touché
  • Touched a Nerve
  • Touched by an Angle
  • Touching Distance
  • Touching Moments
  • Touching Tributes
  • Touchline Raiders
  • Touchstone
  • Touchy Blinders
  • Towel Line Defence
  • Tradies Touch
  • Try Again Later
  • Try and Stop Us
  • Try Hards
  • Try Line Cobras
  • Try Line Fever
  • Try Line Raiders
  • Try Line Tourists
  • Try Line Triers
  • Trying Our Best
  • Trying Times
  • Tuckshop Titans
  • Tuesday Night Fever
  • Tuesday Touch Tragics
  • Turkey Bowl Champions
  • Turkey Day Two Handers
  • Turnover Specialists
  • Turnover Tuesday
  • Twanged It at Tap Off
  • Twelve Nil Down
  • Twilight Touch
  • Twilight Zone Defence
  • Two Completions for a First
  • Two Halves Make a Hole
  • Two Minute Shifts
  • Two Wings and a Prayer

U: 10 names

  • Unbeaten Run
  • Under 10s Whirlwinds
  • Under 12s Thunderbolts
  • Under 14s Hurricanes
  • Under 16s Storm Chasers
  • Under Lights
  • Under Touch Pressure
  • Until the Streetlights Come On
  • Untouched by Fitness
  • Used to Be Quick

V: 4 names

  • Valkyries of Field Two
  • Vintage Touch
  • Vixens of the Sub Box
  • Voluntary Rollers

W: 32 names

  • Waiting on the Wing
  • Walking Touch Pioneers
  • Wallaby Flats Pademelons
  • Ward Six Wingers
  • Warm Up Skippers
  • Washed Out Wednesday
  • Water Cooler Wingers
  • Wattle Creek Kookaburras
  • Weakest Link
  • Wedge Tails
  • Wednesday Warriors of Field Three
  • Western Districts Whirlwinds
  • Wet Weather Line
  • What Touch Is It
  • Whip Snakes
  • Who Run the Field
  • Who's Counting
  • Who's Subbing
  • Whoever Turns Up
  • Whoever's Available Tonight
  • Wide Brim Wingers
  • Wide Open Wingers
  • Wildfire Wingers
  • Wingers Never Get the Ball
  • Wingin' It Weekly
  • Winter Comp Shiverers
  • Witches Hats in the Sand
  • Won by Forfeit
  • Wonder Women's Open
  • Wooden Spoon Collectors
  • Wrap Artists
  • Wrong Mark Again

Y: 6 names

  • Year Eight Touch Stars
  • Year Eleven Express
  • Year Nine Line Breakers
  • Year Seven Steppers
  • Year Ten Titans
  • Year Twelve Leavers

Z: 1 name

  • Zone Trials Triers